#5 – The New News

📰 (ASMR) #5 – The New News

Let Me Bore You to Sleep – Whisper Edition

In this softly whispered episode, Jason scrolls through some of the world’s strangest news stories, gently commenting and quietly rambling along the way. It’s the “new news” — but not the kind you need to pay much attention to.

There’s no drama here — just slow speech, a few chuckles, and the comforting sound of whispered nonsense to help ease your mind into rest.

🎧 Format: ASMR-style whispering
Theme: Light news talk, creaky desks, and bedtime boredom
Length: Approx. 1 hour
Price: £0.99
Download: MP3 – yours to keep

⚠️ Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not for use while driving or operating machinery.

🩺 This recording is for relaxation purposes only and is not a replacement for medical or psychological care. Please consult a professional if you're under treatment.