(Long Music) I Keep Saying “SO” | #1677 Let Me Bore You To Sleep | 8th September 2026 | Jason Newland

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland and please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. So much has happened.

It hasn't, but it has, but it hasn't been nothing exciting. But you know, anyway, for those that are new to this podcast, Let Me Bore You To Sleep or lb ym l l lmb yts the yts is easy to remember because i used to be on the yts scheme when i was a kid the youth training scheme let me bore so lmb yts so the point of this podcast is to it's a few different things really it has it's grown over the years from being well just i don't know it's a sleep recording so you can just listen to my boring

bore very very boring voice and just fall asleep maybe listen just to relax or there's lots of different reasons hopefully you feel more relaxed at the end of it than you did at the beginning and i know that i can't listen to these recordings about falling asleep now in the background you might hear a fridge now i've really done my best to move as far away from it as possible but and you might be thinking why is there a fridge i'm not sure if it's a fridge or the freezer but

here's what happened last thursday well actually i had the kitchen people planned to come here on friday morning to start build you know refurbishing my kitchen so thursday i i was moving some stuff out of my kitchen already but thursday i got a neighbor to come and help me to move the fridge and the freezer and then i moved the microwave into the living room i had to move stuff around as well and put power plugs in different ways you know just to make sure everything kind of fitted and i

was literally in the middle of just emptying the last two drawers one has just got like paperwork and lighters and batteries and just kind of you know a lot of junk and the other one that has my medication and that was pretty much the last thing to move and the phone went ring ring ring ring so i answered the phone and it was the company that you know that was going to do the kitchen calling me up saying that they had to cancel friday because the person who the electrician or

whoever was going to come in to start with was ill been taken to hospital so i was like oh okay okay so i'm faced with the thing like what do i do now do i try and put everything back i already paid my friend for moving the stuff he didn't ask for money but i gave him 10 quid anyway but or should i just leave it here because i don't i generally don't know when they're going to be coming i did say to them can you please give me a week's

notice because i have to organize vinny to be looked after for those days because otherwise he will bark non-stop and they said who's vinny i said uh he's my pet what kind of pet is he well there's a clue in the word bark after that the conversation seemed to go downhill i think we she didn't like me anymore no i said look my little boy i got he's he will bark all the time because people are coming and going out of the flat and he he can't help himself and if

he barks the other dog barks non-stop it won't the other dog barks non-stop anyway usually although today's been a quiet day which has been nice although it has been raining outside so maybe that's helped and they said yeah we'll give you a week's notice i just need a little bit of notice so i can then because i had vinny booked with another neighbor to look after him on friday but then i had to cancel that and uh they did ask me when when is when am i going to need to

have him looked after and i said i don't know so they need a bit of notice themselves as well so yeah it's just one of those things so that hasn't happened the kitchen didn't get started and i moved the microwave back into the kitchen the air fryer was still in there anyway but that'll be the last thing to move out i'll be honest i don't think i really want to use the air fryer in here it's just i use the microwave air fryer not so much i don't yeah i don't

fancy using the air in my living room i don't know why just there's something about it maybe it's the heat but having the cooker and the freezer the cooker at the fridge and the freezer and my telly the room is warm much warmer than it would have been there's quite a bit of electricity heat in here the window is closed although i'll open it later it's just as soon as barking occurs outside that's a little bit disturbing me it's a bit of a disturbization now i don't know how loud the

background humming is so if there is a background hum and it's annoying then i suppose there's two options um it's just to turn it off if it's annoying yeah i apologize or if you listen with music you probably won't hear the humming so much i can hear it because i'm right here but um from the looks of the microphone it's not really picking much up except my squeaky voice i mean technically maybe the thing is i moved i pretty much emptied the kitchen to go and like start filling the kitchen

up again it just seems a bit pointless when i know that i'm going to have to do it all over again you know i mean so i suppose i could technically try and do the recording the other side of the room which will give me distance from the humming but let me know if it sounds like really bad and oh just let me know fill in the complaints form please so the thing that i've been focusing on mainly over the last few days well more than a few days but i'm

still in the process of building my website which although it is live it's not it's not connected to my domain name which is a jasonnewland.com so i'm building with chat gtp tptp and and it's really good this is actually i don't know if anyone has actually looked at it because i'm not i actually posted it on my Facebook group jason newland's boring group and i'm not sure if people realized it was a functioning website they might have just thought it was like it's an image it's a function it works so

when you go into it you can actually download stream thousands of recordings on there already but what i've also done is oh i can't really reach the laptop to show you okay maybe i can let's have a look i've just got nowhere to rest my my elbow building website okay that's it that'll be the one so click on the website so i don't know i i'm not sure if it works on the phone yet might have to be changed to fit a phone so i'll do that close to the time

because i still got 10 days before it's going to be officially launched wouldn't you go to i mean my other websites also still functioning as well so still getting some people downloading stuff streaming and in fact the old website the current website is better than probably it's been as well as this this new website's not going to look that much different really because i'd already been spent about a week or two working on that one to upgrade it and to change the code and then i got locked out because they

didn't like what i was doing i don't think so i got a lot more control with this but then i don't know what they're going to charge me at the end of it so so if you go to for example Let Me Bore You To Sleep and it's basically he's got a hundred recordings and then you click down and you get the next hundred next hundred and whatever i don't know how many are stored on there but if you view playlists there's also a section just for playlists and there are

57 numbered playlists for Let Me Bore You To Sleep at the moment so i'm working on them and you've got the short voice only and that's pretty much number one all the way to 1700 then you've got the long voice only and that's 1501 to 1700 and then ah overnight voice only 1551 to 1700 short music 1201 to 1700 long music 1551 to 1700 overnight music 1551 to 1700 so what i've been doing i'm kind of going backwards with the others so the short voice only and the short music are

pretty much done now i don't know quite how far back the short music can go because i started at 1201 there are recordings from about uh i don't think i started doing more than one version of the recordings until i reached a thousand or i lost the ones that i had when my podcasts were deleted so i'm going to look i'll go back as far as i can for that but all the latest ones so was that 12 13 14 15 16 17 that's 500 there's 500 recordings that i've got

you know short music and it's probably going to be about the same for the others as well so although the you know the long voice only uh overnight music whatever though i won't have the recordings from number one onwards but i should have the last few hundred and then continuing and part of the reason that that is so when you click on it okay so long voice only 1551 to 1600 and it'll just give you a list numbered so apparently on this one i've got 1551 to 1554 that's because i've

been uploading them but there's missing recordings that i have to try and search for or download from somewhere else so i've got three hard drives with recordings on and i've only got two connections to the hard drives so i'm kind of trying to move around to find stuff but if it's not available then it's that's just what it is i mean some recordings i can make available by re-editing i mean technically i could re i could edit one to a thousand i make it available with music without music um short

short music whatever um long with and without and overnight with and without but to make a thousand recordings is a lot of work huge amount of work and i'll be honest i don't know how i'm not sure how welcoming spruik is going to be if i start adding so many podcasts because i've already added loads and they're just available you know they're just only i'm not sharing them they're just available on my website so i've not shared them on any of the podcasts for example let's have a look if you

go to long music 1351 to 1400 distribution oh it is okay it's on spruik but it's not being shared it's not shared to apple spotify iheart radio amazon car spot deezer podcast addict or pod chaser so anyone anywhere that it is available is because they've basically just found on spruika and they've added it to their own catalog i don't i'm not sure if i'm going to add them because the main podcast might get lost because you think there's like a hundred different podcasts that Let Me Bore You To Sleep the

main podcast might just disappear almost hmm so we'll see i'll get a bit of advice on that one so i told if you listen to the last recording i went to the doctors got put on diabetic medication and statins for the high cholesterol i've had an upset stomach for a week and i'm okay with that it's not the end of the world and at the same time i have also cut down on my pain medication and i know that when i when i reduce that i normally get an upset stomach

as well so it's kind of yeah we'll just see how it goes but it's weird i've just you know the whole thing's weird because i got i basically this is what i did last week on thursday friday i think it was friday because i was coming to the end of my food and i thought well maybe i'll try and order food at the supermarket to get delivered so i went to chat gpt and i said and explain my situation let me see if i can get it up and i can

read it not read it all to you but what's it kept under basic diabetic diet so i wanted to do i want to do it basic and i don't cook so that's pretty much the the situation i'm in so to start with i want it to be oh yeah what did i put it was friday 6 50 in the afternoon or early evening hi i need a very basic diabetic diet i'm ordering food from sainsbury's i need to be it need i need it to be as simple as possible without

much cooking maybe even some microwave meals please help so so is it well it says firstly you don't need to get stuff it's specifically diabetic like meals it's just it's about it's about looking for stuff that's healthy and that's acceptable within the nhs guidelines so the very simple sainsbury's order so basically it went through the diabetes uk and nhs and it came up with breakfast one bag of plain porridge oats for one four point four one four pint point why is this so complicated to say one four pint bottle semi-skimmed

milk one bag of frozen berries one whole meal sliced loaf six eggs easy lunch finny's having a drink i just got a big treat he's happy four tins of tuna in spring water two packets cooked chicken breast slices three bags prepared salad cherry tomatoes two tins of lentil or vegetable vegetable and bean soup one pack reduced sugar baked beans and the microwave meals by seven individual ready meals choosing from chicken and a vegetable casserole chicken and potatoes and vegetables chili con carne with rice bean chili with rice lentil dal what

the hell that is what is that d h a l dal it just sounds horrible i don't know why maybe it's the word lentil it sounds like mush i don't know it sounds like it's just going to be mush i've had lentils in the past and they seem to be mush the ones that i've had tasteless the thing is i can't really have much in the way of spices because doesn't my body doesn't really like like super super spicy stuff uh salmon or other fish with vegetables cottage pie also buy

two packs of four microwave steamed vegetable bags so sainsbury's currently stocks options such as bird's eye steamed fresh farmhouse mix which cooks in three minutes and you can't argue that this is boring can you anyone listening for the first time no one's going to sort of complain saying no that was way way too interesting so he says when choosing between ready meals select the one with mostly green or amber traffic lights i ignored all that because i'd basically just what i did okay i ignored the things i was supposed to

look at i suppose but then it says select the one snacks and drinks seven apples pears or satsumas plain or no added sugar greek style yogurt or yoghurt one small bag of unsalted nuts sugar fresh squash tea or coffee without sugar diet or zero sugar drinks if wanted and it's giving an easy daily easiest daily routine breakfast one bowl of microwave porridge with milk and a handful of berries lunch two slices of wholemeal bread with tuna or cooked chicken plus some prepared salad dinner one microwave meal plus one steamed bag

of vegetables don't add extra bread chips or a second helping of rice if hungry one piece of fruit one plain yogurt or a small handful of nuts yeah because that's better than chocolate isn't it yeah oh you know sometimes i will go to the farmhouse for the day and i'm peckish i go into the shop and i'm like there's all these chocolate bars i get so upset because no oranges to eat no apples or so come on you gotta have something a pear no pear nothing i just love a nice

pear it's like just about banana nothing so i have to make do with a twix or a mars bar is that what you're telling me or maybe both it's not fair i just get so upset try to avoid making cakes i was going to say i don't make cakes but i need to read the whole sentence try to avoid making cakes biscuits sweets crisps fruit juice and ordinary sugar drinks everyday foods whole fruit is fine have one portion at a time high fiber food can also help both diabetes and cholesterol

diets and cholesterol i've never eaten an apple and thought oh gotta have another apple only eat one at a time oh what happened to all those six apples oh i hate them all i couldn't help it it was so yummy yummy yummy i'm not against apples by the way i just like i've never felt the need yeah i don't think i've even thought to myself i wish the apple was bigger the good thing about apples i think is for teeth i was unless you get oh god you get the skin

caught in your teeth that's not so good but it feels quite quite refreshing a nice apple i got some apples actually delivered but i'll tell you about that juicy story in a minute one important precaution if your diabetes medicine is glycolyzide glycolyzide or insulin don't skip meals or sharply reduce carbohydrates without checking your diabetic nurse please tell me the names of your diabetes medication i told them the medication already blimey anyway what i did is i thought well and this wasn't a shortcut either but i say can you plan the

order can you plan food order for saline proofs yes jason the exact seven days saline proofs order i would start with it's deliberately repetitive and easy with most dinners going straight into the microwave so it's listed a load of stuff that i need and broken up into some categories like fruits and stuff and then it's given me a seven day menu so i said can you go into Sainsbury's website and let can i go into can you basically can you order it for me it took 16 minutes and 51 seconds

so basically it tried to get in but then it because it had my Sainsbury's account didn't have a payment so it wouldn't i don't know it wouldn't kind of i don't know there was kind of something blocking it but when i signed in all the stuff was in the uh you know the basket whatever you want to call it and then i said i need at least four small bottles of water still water per day and double the milk because i'm a baby and then i need tea bags so came

to £64.62 before delivery nothing has been ordered or paid for what next i said in a very concerned but not you know not not panicky way just more one what next what next the food trolley is complete next choose a delivery slot review substitutions especially the reduced sugar beans and no added sugar squash check the final total and play a place and pay for the order i can open the available delivery slots for you next but i won't pick one or place the other without your confirmation so i worked for

58 seconds i'll put down monday 10 a.m onwards the monday 11 to 3 p.m slot is selected but Sainsbury's says the easy pills that the oranges whatever are not available may i remove them it said easy peelers i said what are easy peelers and they said oh the small usually satsumas clementines or mandarins with skins that come off easily i used to eat loads of them when i was younger only one at a time though i used to take one to work with me because they're easy to open because you

know i'd only have like a 15 minute break it was just nice to be able to have like an orangey fruit thing and be able to peel it without taking the full 15 minutes so it's it's booking it one minute 16 seconds to book it the easy peel is still in the trolley um so 67 pound 37 now okay let's do it i said or i wrote it worked for one minute 25 seconds so thing is right this whole process took a lot longer and it probably would have done if

i had just gone straight online but i would have had to keep chopping changing to remember what i needed to order so for a very first time it was worth spending a bit of time doing it because next time i can just like reorder what i had last week so it would take literally well take shorter time i've now opened the sainsbury payment page for you to so it wouldn't open the payment page that's because i didn't have a payment connected to it so i've got it to look for a

i added a payment page that payment to it oh sniff sniff and then i got a got it to do the rest and book the time and everything and it was between 11 a.m and 3 p.m yesterday with monday yeah yesterday so i went on there yesterday and at 3 37 p.m all my items were de-delivered i now need help knowing what to eat and when i basically just a menu really daily menu so it just gave put it all together and i said can i have margarine on the bread

please please can i can i can i please um yes you can have margarine on the bread you baby so yeah basically it's it was using the information from the nhs diabetic information and also diabetes uk and i just wanted to see what it would come up with you know so that's what i did on friday that's weird my phone has just gone strange just how old the dog's barking now i thought it was too good to be true so yeah it's um i did eat something yesterday so i had

the first meal yesterday but then because i had it so late i wasn't hungry before going to bed so i went to bed but it's a weird one i couldn't sleep well it was not i was just wasn't tired and although i did go to bed at seven so there's there's a good reason it's got a good reason isn't there to not be tired at seven so i ended up getting up at 11 and going back to bed about two but i had something else to eat this time and so

yeah it's i don't know just a bit of a strange strange evening really strange night he was hassling me to go outside i took him outside first time he did a wee wee then he came back upstairs and then he was still begging me so i came out again and i think he might have gone to do a poo poo but i couldn't see because it was pitch black out there couldn't see a single thing well i could see stuff but i couldn't really see what he was doing and that

was it really i'm trying to think what happened at the weekend and saturday nothing that i remember sunday nothing that i remember yesterday delivery yeah not a lot really occurring at the moment so i don't know how many what did i do i should try and have a little look to see what my last Let Me Bore You To Sleep recording was it was the third of september which is wow thursday so yeah it's weird i mean thursday is not that long ago it sometimes seems ages when i'm used to

making recordings every day so to go one two three four four days without a recording is like wow wow what what four whole days my goodness yeah it's all right we will survive so i guess with the website that i'm building where is it there's more to it than just what i said so if i click in 1552 actually that might not be a right a good example so if i go back 1552 no i want a long voice yeah that's no good so if i go back to 1251 and

no title for this let's click on that 18th of december 2024 1256 so right on this one you've got so you've got the player at the top you can download the recording for free no filling in your details nothing like that just download for free instantly and it's the individual recording so now you don't have to we don't know you never had to but it's not like all six recordings at once so it's a little bit easier more from this collection i wonder what happens there i've never never pressed that

one before more from this collection okay it just takes you back to the 1251 to 300 what i might try and do is add on the other six versions of this recording the other five versions of this recording yeah i'll add that later anyway there's a podcast a short podcast description but that is being reviewed but i need to basically it's gonna what's that noise oh it might be a washing machine that noise are like vibrations unless it is just a vibrator i think it's a washing machine so the podcast

descriptions are going to be different from how they are at the moment and then episode 1256 translations and then down below that read along transcript so you can choose what language you read i don't know why that's funny i don't know why is that funny um you can read the transcript in 10 different languages so why did that tickle me that's a weird thing to do isn't it the idea that you can you can literally listen in different languages why is that even i don't know i think it might be

an almost blissful in a laugh of like ha ha look what i've done aren't i clever not really it was my idea but i didn't i wouldn't have the first idea about how to put the code together to make this happen although i did transcribe the recordings but only in english and then the code or whatever the script converts it into different languages so i've got english mandarin chinese uh so it's hindi spanish french arabic bengali portuguese russian indonesia and urdu apparently those are the top 10 languages in the world

i knew that spanish was huge there's a huge amount of countries speak french spanish although ironically i've seen this in boxing where there's two fighters they both speak they both live in spanish-speaking countries yet they can't understand each other because it's the equivalent of someone from norfolk with a thick northern accent speaking someone from let's say liverpool or newcastle with a really strong or or maybe from scotland but from a it's the same language but it's it's just hard maybe for each person to really to understand because the accents can

be so strong i wonder what it's like for people that come here from other countries like tourists if they go to because a lot of tourists go to liverpool because because of the beatles and stuff and the beegees beegees are from liverpool i love the beegees love the beegees i love the beetles but i listen to the beegees way more than i would ever listen to the beetles it's i don't know what it is it's the harmony it's almost like it shouldn't work their voices it's just screaming isn't it it's

almost like it it works and it shouldn't it's like almost like if you look at a plane like a massive plane with 500 people passengers whatever there's no way that should get off the ground it's just like i know science and mathematics and or you know um it obviously does get off the ground i've been in one it does get off the ground but it doesn't make logical sense does it like how or ship how can a ship that's made of metal that weighs as much as like a something really

heavy i can't think of but you know really heavy ships how can they float not made of wood if it weighs a wood yeah it floats but it's made of metal how and again i know there's designs and you know there's a reason for it but it doesn't you know i used to think right this is what i used to think the reason ships go in the sea right is they're not really floating that's what i thought i thought it was so deep so deep right the metal that basically at

the bottom and then they had um wheels and the wheels would just move along the bottom of the ocean or stilts or something because i thought there's no way it can really float they're just it's just an illusion but then i thought well i probably wouldn't be very practical would it stilts with wheels on but planes another thing i used to think maybe had strings i think maybe i watched too many magic shows because it's a lot of deceit isn't there magic shows and i actually had a magic kit and

i could do i could do very basic magic tricks and i had this i used to yeah i used to have a magic wand that's before they were popular and it had this end which used to have string on i used to pull it up and then make the the magic wand move up through my hand without like doing anything and i must have done it to about 30 different people i can honestly say not one person was impressed i mean admittedly it was all 30 people at the same place

and they probably all saw me do it to each of the other people so that might have gone against it being impressive plus well it was at a funeral as well so maybe it was the wrong time to do a magic trick i don't know i suppose i used to want to try and for me it wasn't entertainment doing magic tricks it was more of maybe making friends or what was that the thing of wanting to cheer people up so someone's crying wanting to kind of not it's not now as

an adult and having trained and studied i realize there's nothing wrong with crying but you know when i was younger when i was a little kid i wanted to stop the person crying because i thought if they stopped crying they'd stop being sad well actually crying is it's a healthy thing um not all the time but because it can go the other way can't it but so but i didn't really know what to do so if i went up to someone and they're upset i'd ask them how they were quite

often people say i'm fine when clearly they're not and then i'd say pick a card any card and that never really helped i said to my dad i said why if i say to people are you are you okay and they say yes i'm fine when clearly they're not my dad said well just leave them alone some people need to be left alone and you know everyone's got their own way of dealing with things i was listening to some of what he said but at the same time i noticed that

there was a chock ice on the counter in the kitchen we were in the kitchen i didn't have like x-ray vision i could see through walls well you know what x-ray vision is yeah but not x-ray vision x-ray vision isn't just for seeing through walls is it you can see through lots of different things stop picking on me and so i was listening to him but i was also thinking how wonderful it would be to shove that ice lot in my mouth what the ice it was an ice chalk so

if you don't know what an ice chalk is it's basically ice cream in a kind of oblong would it be it's kind of the same similar size to a pack of cards funny enough maybe a bit thinner thinner but sort of kind of that kind of shape and yeah i'd be thinner thinner than a pack of cards thinner not thinner as in thickness but as in width and it doesn't look like a pack of cards because it's ice cream i'm not saying you couldn't get ice cream that looks like a

pack of cards because i'm sure you could if you were creative in that way but i it was just an ordinary chalk ice so it's like just ice cream and covered with chocolate and oh lovely and a weird thing when i was a kid i used to really like dark chocolate and i started liking light chocolate and then when was this i don't know if it was here when i first moved in here i started getting these chalk ices and i think they were from iceland and yeah they had they're

really weird because they weren't just ordinary chalk ices the chocolate was thicker and it was almost like a sponge on the inside with strawberry or something i'm now fantasizing about sweet stuff now now i can't eat the stuff damn it i used to love these oh it was so good i remember i actually bought a load of them yeah i went to iceland i used to get iceland deliveries but they wouldn't deliver unless i actually went into the store to order the stuff which defeats the object of getting a delivery

if you ask me now you can order online it only took them about 10 years to allow that to happen so i remember i went in there once and what i would do is i'd get a delivery sometimes it wouldn't be till the next day if i got into there late or it would be later on that day so i'd take a few bits that i needed maybe some milk maybe a packet of chalk ices so i could have one on the way home or while i was waiting for the

bus and i remember i was walking back and there's this i saw this this man and it was it was like this hole he was stuck down a hole and all i could see was his hand trying to get out and i said are you all right are you all right he said yeah i'm great thanks so i just didn't carry on i remember what my dad told me and lovely ice cream lovely ice chalk really nice but they melt so quickly it's uh oh but just you get i think

ice chalks i mean i i've got stuff from the the petrol station and pasta ice cream and they melted like they almost melted before i even leave the place the the what's it it's going to say the shop whatever you want to call it because the shop within a petrol station melts so quickly and and i'm not not not even in like particularly hot day i mean the heat we've had this summer yeah it's going to melt almost immediately i don't know why that's funny but it's true i haven't had

one ice cream outside the whole summer and part of the reason for that is because i know what a mess i make if i have an ice cream it's going to be all over my beard and no one's going to tell me are they no one's that kind if you see someone with ice cream all over their face tell them it's nice to know isn't it you know it's i think i mean there is this i'm living in a nightclub that i used to work and this girl well this female

came out of the lady toilets and she had toilet roll sticking out the back of her dress or skirt no oh god no that was it one came out and there was toilet paper on her shoe underneath her shoe and the other one another one came out and she hadn't pulled her skirt down so her bum was showing so and all these people were laughing so i went over and i just let her know and like covered her up while she picked up the toilet paper the other one i just

laughed along with everyone else so i didn't i helped like come on help someone you've got to because you know we're all capable of messing up a bit and we coming out with you know forgetting to put our trousers back on or just like i'm always checking myself in the mirror when i'm in public always checking i just just you know it's not that i want to look good because those that bus has flown you know but it's plus it never was never there anyway i never looked good but i

can at least not look worse you know i mean at least is you might say well how could you look worse you know which is quite rude but if i got like a bunch of mud and just chucked it on my head some cow dung and sprayed i don't know you know just made myself all filthy then i'm going to look worse than i am now maybe not much worse and some people wouldn't even notice so it's about you do what you can in it do i can with what i

got and there ain't much there to start with old vinny's decided he never wants me to talk to a woman ever again honestly any time a new woman get lit moves to the estate with a dog not just a big dog even a small dog he barks at the dog doesn't want me talking to any women no no i'm talking about you vinnie you can look at me if you want honestly he's he's got it he's just decided he wants me for himself which is weird because i don't think he

even likes me there's this cute little dog and he just they're walking up talking to one of his friends who he always says hello to and we just go up there and vinnie starts barking and she walks away like why why why why do that and it was a tiny little dog like cutest little dog in the world honestly it's one of those little ones with the ears and it's just it looks like a toy like a little toy dog from the little toy dogs who go wow like that and

they'd like move and they'd have little batteries up their bum those okay they had batteries i'm not sure if where they went but that was the first place i tried and it's like that cutest little dog in the world and vinnie has to bark at it it's almost like he's found a dog smaller than him a smaller dog so he can be a bully i don't like that but i can't figure it out i don't know what's going on in his mind he might be barking at the woman he might

have been barking out of jealousy thinking that because he's more interested in the owners the dog the humans so maybe he didn't like the fact that his his human who gives him treats this particular bloke was talking to someone else with a different dog and maybe he'd give treats to that dog instead of giving it to him who knows of course what the logic is there if there's any dear oh dear vinnie minnelli what is going on my fella so so so so and that's it obviously you can choose a

transcript in whatever language you want and then underneath that so if i put in hindi okay put in hindi um right it's opening up in hindi so now you've got the whole thing in hindi including all the all the title and everything so you can open up the transcript in hindi and read it or if you want to you can download the transcript now if i go back to english because i don't know what it says because i'm not i'm not hindi and um that's the problem once it's in another

language i get stuck so i don't know if i go to english okay so english it's i'm not sure if this is working correctly but it might just be that i don't know how to use it all right so you can read it open that complete transcript read the whole thing now you can download it as a pdf word doc or notepad text and it's all free so you can download it and read it another time why you'd want to do that i've got no idea but you know it's it's

not just another thing available it's available available that's the main thing that i've been working on really and at the moment i'm in the you know i'm in the process of uploading the podcast episodes to the various playlists and at the moment i'm doing what am i doing let oh that's weird okay nope oh no i'm trying to go back to where i was but i don't know where i was oh here we go overnight voice Let Me Bore You To Sleep 1501 to 1550 so that's what i'm doing it's

going to take me quite a while i'm not sure if i'll even finish all the playlists before the 18th but it's still 10 days so i should get quite a few done maybe most of them done and then on the 18th i will connect my domain name Jason Newland to the new website and then we will see we will see oh yes and what have we got open up sites so i'm getting some people visit already but most of the visits has just been chat gpt checking through stuff all right

is it going to open up so i got me analytics there or analytics oh it's taken a while a while so i have to be careful because there's only so much i can do before my credits run out oh what's this september the 5th 13 okay so quite a few when i uploaded it to when i shared it on Facebook i do get quite a few visitors and so i'm not i'm not sure if people on my Facebook page realized it was an actual active site that makes sense what's that

30 days 7 000 uh it was 25 000 the other day so it's now 30 days are you joking me when did i start this website then august the 10th no i started august the 23rd didn't i no i don't know august 23rd yeah i think it was august 23rd when i started building this website so that's it that's done it's be done for today i think i might go and visit the bathroom again oh lovely lovely so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself you deserve to feel safe lots of love bye