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Hello, hello. Welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

My name is Jason Newland. And my phone is wobbling for some reason. A thern.

I don't know if the top of my head is being shown. Is it? I don't know. So, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

My name is Jason Newland. I am making my podcast. So, I'm just going to say hi to anyone that's on my TikTok.

Because I'm going to go live on TikTok. Well, I am going live on TikTok. As I record this video and podcast.

So, hi everyone. I don't think anyone's actually on. Oh, there's one person on TikTok.

Hello. Vinnie. Oh.

Vinnie's eating his dinner up. He's a good boy. Good boy.

Actually, I might just share on Facebook. Just realised. Share on Facebook.

Just post it. Post. Okay.

Where else can I share it? Instagram. Instagram wants to open up. Okay.

Instagram. Is it just the same thing? Just... Oh, have I got to just... Can't I just post? That's weird. I thought I'd just be able to post, but not.

Oh, my. The camera's going all over the place. Right.

Let's get out of there. Sorry about this, everyone. The stand's wobbling all over the place.

It's ridiculous. Okay. I won't touch anything else.

So, if you're one of my regular listeners, watchers, viewers, then hi. Hi. Actually, on TikTok, I get more and more people viewing my videos.

Because when I make a video, when I make a podcast, so I upload the full video on YouTube, I upload the first 59 minutes onto TikTok. So, my podcasts, my videos, are always more than an hour. So you could go to YouTube and watch it.

Or you can go to my podcasts, which are on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, lots of different places. And there is six versions of each recording. One without music, one with music, five hours, ten hours, with and without music.

Yeah. And for those watching on YouTube, can you see the walls? I've got one, two, three, four tiles have fallen down. Four tiles.

These soundproofing tiles. Some, it'd actually take, I'd need a scraper to remove them. Vinnie, stop moaning, mate, will you? He's just moaning.

You've been annoying all day long. He's been barking, he's been just restless all day. I don't know why.

See, if he was like a normal cuddly dog, which he isn't, he would jump on my lap and I could just cuddle him and we could just do a normal podcast. And it'd be so much fun because I could just have him here on my lap. Do you want to get on my lap? I know that if I try to get him on my lap, he won't let me.

Oh, he's happy now. He's under the table. He's found something to chew on.

It's just, I think he likes to keep, he likes to keep busy. Now, if he wanted to, he could. What I might try and do is perhaps get some kind of chair right next to me, like a stool, so he could be there with me.

Right, right next to me, but I don't know. But if I go to pick him up, he would just go absolutely nutty. Plus, today he, yeah, he was, I cuddled him and he didn't like it.

He doesn't like being cuddled. It has to be on his terms the whole time. It's still the easiest relationship I've ever been in.

So today is Thursday, the 29th of January, 2026. All day, I thought it was Friday. Genuinely, thought it was Friday.

And I was treating the day as such. And you might think, well, how do you treat a Friday? What's the difference between a Thursday and a Friday, in as much as how do you treat a Friday? Good question. Well, for me, I just do a few different, it's going to sound so boring.

I do a few different things. So there's a radio show I like to listen to on a Friday night at 10. There's boxing on early hours, Sunday morning.

So I'm closer to that and that's a big fight. Excuse me, I'm not really sure what. What else? There's not much difference really between a Friday and a Thursday.

But the chip van was here. And I saw it and I heard it. This is like earlier in the day.

So I knew it was a Thursday, even though I thought it was a Friday. So I had the evidence, but I wasn't believing the evidence put forward to me. I was very much like a human, really.

You know, like they would deny, even with evidence, they would deny something because they have a belief. And if it goes, if that evidence goes against their belief, they will still. So happy birthday.

Thank you. It's not my birthday. But.

I'm guessing that's a new thing. Is that a new thing to tell me? Someone actually said to me, this is Uncle Sebastian. He, he did talk about what he's going to get me for my birthday.

My birthday is not to the end of the summer. It's not to the end of the summer. The summer, the summer.

I've been having problems with chat GPT live restricted for some audiences. OK, it's fine. Hateful behaviors.

What? Right. I didn't say anything hateful, so I don't know what that's about. And so.

I was. Yeah. Chat GPT.

Was that because I mentioned chat GPT? Or because I said happy birthday. Is that hate speech now? I don't know. Sorry.

Sorry. TikTok. So.

I was trying to do an image two nights ago and I couldn't get an image. And then last night or this morning, I tried to do an image for my podcast and for my YouTube channel. And it would do a YouTube thumbnail.

But it won't actually do it the right size. And I've been having so many problems with this. Didn't used to have a problem.

Now I'm having a problem. I think I might have just sorted out the problem actually thinking about it. Ah.

I think I've come up with a solution in my brain. Me brainy brain. OK.

Maybe. So. I would.

I kept asking chat GPT. Can you just fix the solution or give me a solution? Fix the issue. If I said fix the solution, I think that would have been confusing.

But I knew what I meant. Fix. Please fix it.

I just want this image. I told you what I want. It's done the image.

And today it was today's one or yesterday's one because I spent all day working on it with the uploading, editing and then doing the images. And that's what I've been doing today. I've literally just like an hour or so ago managed to get it all finished.

So the new podcast from yesterday on online and the YouTube videos online and I've just uploaded it to. TikTok. And I'll also will upload it to Instagram as well when I finish this.

So. It's kind of. It got a bit frustrating because I just asked for me and Vinnie to be on a big bed in our pajamas making a jigsaw puzzle because yesterday recording.

Or video was all about me making a jigsaw puzzle. It's still on my desk now and I realize my desk is dirty. Should have cleaned it.

I wonder if there's a board I can get specifically for 500 piece jigsaw puzzles. And ideally with sides so not big sides, but just so it kind of keeps it in one place and then I can take it off the table as opposed to putting it on a mat and rolling it up. I don't want to do that.

But I'll have a look. Liam's. Oh.

Liam. Okay. Hi Liam.

No. No. Once you know what what color my trousers are.

I've got tracksuit trousers. They are blue. So.

I'm not wearing any. I am. So and it made the image fine.

Unlike the day before when it would not make an image at all. It just keep giving me this. It's like wallpaper.

Six images at the top six images at the bottom in black and white. No good. And apparently the whole system was down.

Well the image making part of chat GPT was down. And then today again it wouldn't make an image the correct size for me. I don't ask for much.

Just the correct size. I mean. How many thousands of people are asking chat GPT to make YouTube thumbnails for them every day.

Worldwide there must be hundreds of thousands of people. Because there's millions of people on YouTube with YouTube channels. It looks like what I might need to do is get some kind of.

I don't know if there is such a thing but find. A YouTube thumbnail. App.

That just does that. Nothing else just does that. So maybe.

Look into that maybe tomorrow possibly. But I'd like to do everything in one place if I can. Just makes it easier.

Apparently I've got a flash goal. Flash. Oh.

He's a master of the universe. Do do do do do do do do do. Love that movie.

It was on over Christmas. Flash Gordon. Love.

And. Just trying to think. I went on to nano banana which is.

Like a new video image generator. And I went on there but it was like OK. I got.

I had five free credits. Use for up to make one image. It's a good image.

Good image. And it was just the same prompt as I put in for. Chachibity.

And. If you look at the. In fact you can see the difference because.

The image I did that's on the YouTube channel. That is the picture that I got from Chachibity. And the image that I got from nano banana.

Is a revised image into. A podcast image and that's on my podcasts. So it's still me and Finney.

On a bed. With a jigsaw puzzle. But we're in just wearing different pajamas.

And in one I'm smiling. And in the other one I think I'm laying down. Do the jigsaw puzzle so.

Yeah. Lola says have a great day thank you. You too Lola.

Have you ever heard that song Lola. Hey Lola. Very famous song.

OK. You look like you become a citizen. You look like you'd.

Become a citizen of something. Thank you. Very kind of you.

Yes I have people sing it to me a lot. Sorry Lola I probably annoyed you. It's.

Because with me because my name's Jason. Growing up I used to hear people all the time saying. Oh Jason and the Argonauts.

Jason and the Argonauts. And then. When I got to.

Bob. The late 80s early 90s it was. Oh Jason Donovan.

So yeah. Sometimes Jason Orange. But.

Not all don't worry. OK Lola cool. It's.

So yeah. Trying to think. For those watching me on.

Tick tock live. This is just me. Talking nonsense for an hour.

This is my Let Me Bore You To Sleep. It's designed to. Be calming.

Relaxing. Peaceful. And if you want.

Also maybe to send you to sleep. And. It might be more useful to fall asleep.

If you're listening when it's not live. On a podcast or maybe watching YouTube the whole video. Which would be longer than.

The one I put. Yeah. I mean the whole.

Yeah because this won't be saved the live thing. But it's been recorded. Over there.

And it's the audio has been recorded here. Yeah. I do sometimes wonder what is the best way to.

Describe what I do. And. Said out loud it sounds really kind of pointless.

In a way. And. It's like.

You just talk. Yeah. What do you talk about.

Anything really. Anything. You know there's no you don't have a subject.

Well. I just freeform it really I mean sometimes it's something I want to talk about and. I'll talk about that thing.

And. I'm always up to suggestions as well if someone's had something that they'd like me to talk about. You know I can do that.

But generally I just. Just talk. And it sounds a bit odd doesn't it.

Because I've been going on YouTube. I want to say YouTube YouTube because that's what. My favorite radio show.

He calls it that. Nick Abbot. I don't know why he says YouTube YouTube.

The new news. He says as well. So I was.

I was on YouTube today looking. And I thought. What's all that light stuff coming there is someone to someone doing that.

Someone added that for me. Thank you. Making me sparkle.

I. So I was watching these podcasts because I'm interested in. So I've been doing these talking head videos. For nearly 20 years.

Believe it or not. They call them talking heads. It's just.

All heads talk. Don't I. But because it's just head and shoulders or whatever. And there's nothing else going on really.

Unless you're outside or whatever. Or maybe talking to another person. And.

I thought well okay. Because I've started to get back into the videos. Didn't do it for a long time really.

And I thought. I'll see what's out. What other what advice there is out there.

And the main bit of advice I was given. Not me given. But what they said on these videos was.

Number one thing. Don't be boring. Bearing in mind my podcast.

On my voice is getting croaky. Bearing in mind my podcast is called Let Me Bore You To Sleep. It's supposed to be boring.

That's the objective. So that your mind can slow down and. You can relax.

And there was this bloke on there and he was like talking. Really really quickly. And there was another person saying.

I'm naturally an introvert. I talk very quietly normally. So he's basically putting on a persona of being.

Full of energy. To make these videos. But that's not himself.

That's not real. Now. I don't want to be.

Something I ain't. Oops. So I'm wobbling things.

Well I would like to be something I'm not. I mean I'd like to look different and be taller. And be younger.

That'd be nice. But. I'm not gonna.

Put on. A different persona. I'm not gonna.

Suddenly. Become all. I don't know.

Pretend to be. I'm not. I don't know.

I'm just gonna be myself. And. It hasn't worked yet.

But I'm just gonna. Still continue to just. Be myself.

And. I figured this. This is what I figure right.

Okay. This is my prediction. And going forward.

And not even too far forward. There's gonna come time. I mean it's already there.

But. When it comes. To this.

The kind of thing. There's gonna come a time. When people won't know the difference.

Between. AI. And humans.

Now. There's a few channels I follow. And they have their own.

Avatars. Where they look. And sound.

Exactly the same as them. Now they. They are.

Open about it. Being the avatar. Hello.

Welcome to the avatar. Of Dr. Bobby. Bobby.

So they're open. But I'm wondering how many people. Are doing that.

And they're not open. They're just. Just doing a video.

On YouTube. And no one knows. It's not really them.

So. For me. I wanna just.

I suppose. Just be human. I mean.

One of the things you'll notice. With the avatars. Or with the AI.

Is. They make mistakes. Now.

Pronouncing words. So it's quite easy. To sort.

I'll tell you that. Dog is doing my head in. He's just had his food.

I give him a nice. Big thing of food. He's now whining.

He's whining. Stop whining mate. Please.

Stop whining. So I'm just thinking. That in the future.

People are not gonna know. The difference between. Especially with video.

There's no difference. Between video. Humans and AI.

I mean. I think that. It is gonna change.

It would definitely change. The old. AI.

There have to be. Some kind of system. Where.

I think with YouTube. Maybe you. Okay.

I think YouTube didn't like. They didn't like AI. To start with.

Now they seem to be. Encouraging it. Because I realized.

That AI is getting. A lot of people watching. So.

Yeah. They're kind of. A little bit.

On the fence. With AI. A bit.

A bit. At the moment. YouTube.

But I think the more. AI. Becomes.

Prominent. Which it is. More and more.

Every day. The more. Important.

Humans are gonna be. When it comes to. Entertainment.

And. Things like this. I'm not quite sure.

If this. What is this is. But.

This is. I mean. I might be wrong.

Maybe. AI. Could just be.

Pull me off easy. Pull me off. You know.

I mean. Like do a replica of me. Physically it could.

Verbally. It could as well. But.

I mean. I own my own. AI voice.

On 11 labs. So I've got my own voice there. I'm not cloned my.

My body. Or my you know my image for. The Internet.

But. The other day. Wow.

Well the other night. I came over this. I was just scrolling through.

Tick tock. I'd have a little look. See what's around.

Trying to learn. Learn about it. Because I'm still.

Still new to it really. And. There was this female on there.

That was. Identical. To someone I used to know.

In the past. Like someone who's very close to me. I'm talking.

Identical. Facially. Identical.

Same facial expressions. Same. Everything.

And I said. Are you. I didn't.

I didn't give the name. Because I thought. I'm not going to put.

The person's name. Because if it is. Her.

And she was using some. Pseudonym. Thingy name or whatever.

That a lot of people on here do. I just use my real name. Because.

I'm not on here for. Nefarious reasons. That's my new word for the day.

Nefarious. I'm just on here just to hopefully. Help a few people along the way.

To relax and. For your mind. To calm down.

And slow down. And I said. Are you.

I said you remind me of someone. That I know. Or that I used to know.

Really well. And she said. Oh a lot of people say that.

Which didn't make me feel. Very special at all really. Do you ever get that.

You say something to someone. And say. Oh I hear that all the time.

And. You were thinking. As you said it.

Or before you said it. That you've been quite original. We hear that all the time.

I do. Almost like they're saying. That was really predictable of you.

I know I've not met. But that was so predictable. It was.

Embarrassing. And she said. Oh yeah.

I get that all the time. I said. Okay.

I said. Do you live near. I said.

The person I know lives near. You know. I didn't name the town.

That they lived in. But near that town. And she said.

Nope. Even her voice. Because I've not.

Really seen her for. Blimey. Ten years.

Nine years. Eight years. I don't know.

It's quite a few years. Seven years. I lose track.

And. Yeah. She's.

Just. She just looked like. An older version of her.

Like. You know. Not much older.

Because she's young. She's still. I don't know how old she'd be now.

Twenty. Thirty. Probably about thirty now.

Late twenties. Early thirties. Thirty.

I really don't know. Well she was about. Six or seven.

When I was. Thirty one. And I'm now fifty five.

So. How old does that make her now. In her thirties.

So she just looked like. An older version. Last time I saw her.

I think she was in her early twenties. Yeah. Oh well.

But I honestly. Identical. But that's all.

And I thought. Okay. Because this is weird.

I went through her pictures. Because I thought. She looks.

Exactly like her. So I went through her pictures. Even the pictures.

The static pictures. Looked exactly like her. The facial expressions.

Exactly like her. So. Ronnie.

Wants me to shout out. For William. So.

Hi William. And hi Ronnie. On TikTok.

By the way. If you want me to do any. Shout outs or anything.

On. You know. On YouTube.

Or. Anyone listening. Watching on YouTube.

Anyone listening on TikTok. Or anyone. Watching on TikTok.

The video afterwards. Or. Anyone listening to my.

Podcasts. I'm happy. If you just contact me.

And I'm. I'll sort of say. Happy birthday.

Or something. I try and. I'll be honest.

Because of the amount of time. It takes. To.

Process everything. Not in my brain. But.

Especially with the jigsaw puzzle. It's been very difficult. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So.

There's. I've thrown off by someone. Someone started being.

A little bit rude. Bless them. I. The process of doing a video.

All that stuff. It takes hours. And hours.

And hours. So by the time I finished it. It takes all night.

To process. Then I. So it's not. Available to.

Probably the afternoon. Of the next day. So.

Today's Thursday. But it won't be released. Until Friday.

Because it's now. Twelve past six. In the afternoon.

And. Or evening. Starkhouse.

That's another thing. I was out. And I was just chatting to.

One of my. Dog walkers. One of my dog walkers.

But someone that I speak to. And. He was a bit like.

Last time we spoke to each other. It was the same time. It was about that light.

But it was just after four o'clock. And he looked at his watch. He went like that.

And he said oh. It's quarter to five. So just in that.

Week or so. It's got half an hour lighter. So it was still light at quarter to five.

It wasn't. It was. You know I mean.

It was. Sundown. It's already gone sundown.

It was like dusk. And it was starting to get a little bit. Ellie says.

I like your PJs. Thank you. They're not.

These. These are my best clothes. These are my wedding.

Like. Family events. You know.

Weddings. Funerals. Bar mitzvahs.

Christenings. This is what I wear. This is my.

Thing. Do you. Did you.

Honestly. This is what I wear. Which fully explains why I don't get invited to any family gatherings.

Hmm. Oh yes. So we're in the park.

Thank you. Ellie says. Very nice.

Thank you very much. I've got a few shirts that I've got specifically for making videos. I don't wear them.

Pretty much any other time. So. I don't wear them when I'm sitting down.

I don't go out in them. Maybe in the summer. I might go out with this because it is quite summery.

But. We're still a little way. A little way away from the old sun.

I was. Back to. Oh.

Should that be like that? I don't know. Um. So he was in the park.

Like walking the dogs. And he was like. I can't believe it.

Last week. It was the same light as this. Half an hour earlier.

I said. I know I can't believe it easier. Easier.

Either. I looked up at him. Because he's very tall.

He looked down at me. Because. I'm not.

And. We. I think we're both thinking the same thing.

I said. I said to him. I said.

We're both thinking the same thing. He said. What are you thinking? I said.

Well. I'm thinking. That next week when we meet.

When we see each other in the park. We're going to look at. And it's going to be.

Like quarter past five. And it's still going to be this. This light.

And we're going to be like. Wow. It's getting.

It's getting light. You know later. It's lighter for later.

You know. The days are getting. Shorter.

Longer. Longer. Longer.

Yeah. And he said. No that's not what I was thinking.

I said. What were you thinking? He said. Well.

Actually. I need to go to the toilet. I was just thinking.

I need to get home. And then he left. So yeah.

That was the end of that conversation. Sometimes. Honesty.

Is overrated. But. I don't mind.

I mean. It's okay. For people to be honest.

Just. Surprise. Surprise.

Sometimes. When people. Do mention.

You know. Things they need to do. Thank you.

Anyone. That liked. As liked what I'm doing.

Also. My videos. Again.

Itchy. My videos. Are.

Available. On Instagram. Anything.

So. This is a constant. Promotion.

Isn't it. And I've got. A Facebook page.

Jason Newlands. Boring group. Which you're welcome to join.

You're welcome. To join. Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome. to join.

So. I have to figure. About.

Getting. Nailing this in. Because.

I haven't wanted to do it. During the day. Because.

I don't want to disturb. My neighbors. By hammering.

But. The. I'll show you.

Actually. It's still. Sticky.

But. It won't. It'll stick to the wall.

Then it'll fall off the wall. So. I've got a bunch of nails.

And I'm going to have to put nails in. But these ones here. Like.

Further up. Okay. Some of them.

They're stuck for good. They're like. They're going to be there forever.

Well. Not forever. But you know.

They'll be there for quite a while. And others. I'm going to have to do a. Good old.

Nailing. Nailing. So.

I'm thinking. Maybe I should just take them all off again. Put on some kind of.

Paste. On the wall. And.

Then put them back on. I don't know. But it's.

The thing is. With the nails. The nails just seem to bend.

Do you know what I mean? I mean. I need. Maybe I need a nail gun.

I don't know. But I don't know. I don't.

It seems like a. An expensive thing to purchase. A nail gun. Because I don't.

I've never had a nail gun before. And I wouldn't really know how to use it. I guess you point at the thing.

But you have to push it against it. Is it like a stapler? Like you push it. And it's like.

Like that. I don't know. So.

Hello to anyone watching. Live. On.

TikTok. And. Vinnie's now making a bit more noise.

I'm hoping he's going to calm down now. Because he proper whines. When he whines.

It's. It's. I mean.

I think it's partly because. I'm not giving him any attention. But when I'm not making a recording.

He doesn't seem to want my attention. Which. Just.

Confuses me. So supper says. Hi.

Hi. 131 says. Hi.

Hi. He's just stopped. He's listening.

Because I know that. As soon as I finish this. He won't be bothered with me at all.

I don't know. Don't know why. Don't know why.

I don't know why. By the way. The.

Sebastian. Was. Making fun of my jigsaw puzzle prowess.

Or lack of. And. I don't know why.

Because. I think of. But.

He said. Apparently that. I should have done more.

In. Three. Three and a half hours.

Three and a half hours. And I've not even done the edge yet. Is that not good? I don't know.

I mean. It's not easy. But then.

I don't want it to be easy. Or. You know.

I'm interested in it being. Not. Yeah.

I don't need it to be easy. Necessarily. But I don't.

Necessarily. Also. Want it to be difficult.

Either. Not like super difficult. And I think it's.

Unnecessarily difficult. I think I just found a piece. That goes in there.

Nope. Are you sure? Go on. It looks like you should go in there.

No. Nope. Nope.

It's just not happening. Oh. Yep.

I found a piece. It's gone in. Yeah.

But I don't want to ruin it. If I start doing more of it. And then.

When. I start. When I do it again.

The third installment. Of me doing a jigsaw puzzle. And if I've got like.

The edges nearly done. People will be disappointed. Because.

I'm sure. There's a lot of people. Looking forward to.

Watching me do more. Or not. Depending.

I had a crumb. On my cheek. I wonder where that came from.

So. Someone's asking. Can you join.

Sorry. Sen. Sapper.

I think this is Sapphire. I can't see very well. Can't join.

So I'm doing. I'm making a podcast. You see.

For. YouTube. And for my podcast.

Listeners. So. It's just me.

Just being boring. Really. This is my.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Podcast. I do occasionally.

Come on here live. And be available. But.

Actually once. Once I was. Yeah.

I couldn't. I couldn't like. Use it.

I recorded it. But I was the only. Once live.

And. I got a lot of. As you can imagine.

Not the most pleasant. Comments. And messages.

I made it available. So anyone could just join. Like come into my box.

And talk. And. No one came on camera.

But loads of people. Had something to say. And.

It was only really. It was. A couple of people.

That were nice. Which I'm. I was pleased about.

I was grateful. But at the same time. It was difficult to.

Difficult to kind of. Go through that process. To be honest.

Not really. My. Not something I would normally.

Put up with. In my day to day life. And I wouldn't suggest.

Anyone does. But then I think. I'm just guessing.

A lot of them were just very. They just. Just having fun.

Just out to. You know. Make each other laugh.

Probably. Which is probably something. That I would have done.

In my younger years. Maybe. But then there's the.

It's trying to remember. That you're dealing with. A human being.

Even though it's just. There's a screen. Between you.

And maybe. Thousands of miles. As well.

But also. Still human. I mean can you imagine.

Once AI. Once the internet. And YouTube videos.

And live broadcast. Is going to be AI. There will be AI.

People like me. Not like me but. There won't be any.

AI like me. Because. I don't think anyone.

Making avatars. Are going to make them. Look like me are they.

They're going to be young. And handsome. And you know.

Gorgeous and all that. But once people know. That AI.

Can you imagine. The amount of stuff. They're going to say.

To that AI. When actually. Not only do they forget.

They're not human. But they know. They're not human.

Wow. Just got to hope. That AI.

Doesn't become sentient. Terminator. I do wonder.

About the old AI. Because I follow it. Online.

I've watched. Hundreds of videos on AI. Over the last few years.

I'm quite. I'm. I'm kind of aware.

Of the. Very tiny amount. About AI.

Because there's so much. There's so many. LLMs.

Large language models. Chat GPT. So many others.

So what I figured is. I'm going to stick with one. Because they're all competing.

Against each other. And. Ultimately.

Once one. Comes up. With something.

Novel. That the others. Haven't done.

The others. Will just copy it. Anyway.

And integrate it. Into what they're doing. In the same way.

As. Car manufacturers. You know.

When you. They say. Got you.

Things like. Automatic cars. Whoever.

First came up. With. Automatic cars.

I don't know. Who it was. I was asked.

I was waiting for a response. Then when I. I don't know. Who did.

But then. Other cars. You know.

Car companies. Producers. Started doing it as well.

Whoever came up. With the idea. Of a seatbelt.

I mean. Seatbelts. Weren't the law.

A long time ago. Not even that long. 70s.

It's a long time ago. For some people. But 70s.

I think it was mid 70s. Wearing a seatbelt. Was not.

The law. Didn't have to. And.

But they were still available. But not all cars had them. And then they became the law.

And if you didn't have a seatbelt. You had to fit one. So before that period.

The 60s. 50s. 60s.

Whenever the seatbelt was first. Brought out. It would have been one company.

Maybe Ford. They. They were often the leader.

Or maybe it was done in luxury cars first. BMW. Mercedes.

Minis. And. Then other people just followed.

This felt meaningful. This whole conversation. I'm having now.

Until I just realized. I got no idea. Why I'm talking about seatbelts.

I've forgotten what. What led me to. Talking about seatbelts.

I was talking about. Automatic cars. And the law.

But I was talking about AI. Wasn't I? And then. Yeah.

Just copying. So each. Company copies each other.

Maybe improves upon that. You know. At the moment.

You've got. Open AI. You've got.

Grok. Or you know. What's his name? The X-Man.

You've got. Google. You've got Apple.

Microsoft. That's right. Yeah.

So you've got loads of different places. Lots of different companies. All fighting to be.

At the head of. The AI race. You know.

And it really is. Just a group of companies. And I think.

The top of the AI. Spectrum at the moment. Is NVIDIA.

Because. Amazon as well. Of course.

NVIDIA. Because. They're the ones.

To produce the chips. That the AI need. And.

I think. They are the. Something like the.

Fifth. Fourth. Biggest.

Company in the world. Richest company. Highest worth.

Sort of. 4 trillion. Something like that.

3 trillion. So. It's not bad.

Is it? Things. If the company's worth. I think.

Amazon's worth. Over a trillion as well. Elon Musk.

I don't know. How much is. All these different things are.

So I've got. As me says. How was your day? It's all right.

Thanks. Just. Sorry.

Shaky thing. Okay. Just.

My camera keeps shaking. I've just been focusing. On the.

Video. In the podcast. From yesterday.

It's taken all day. Literally. I know.

A lot of it. Is just. Processing.

Rendering. Uploading. Downloading.

Stuff. That I'm not actually. Involved in.

It's just doing it. But. It's the waiting around.

And. I can't use. The equipment.

All the powers being used. For the processing. So I can't.

You know. Can't use it. To really do other stuff.

So yes. It's quite a. Quite a. Yeah. Quite a lot.

Quite a lot. I mean. This is going to be a bit easier.

Because I haven't. Got two cameras. Recording.

At the same time. So I'm not going to have to. That thing.

Because yesterday. Recording the video. I had.

Camera recording. The. Jigsaw puzzle I was doing.

And then the other camera. Recording me. And putting them both together.

Editing them both together. And. It was.

Wasn't the easiest thing to do. I've never done anything like that before. But.

Got it done. Which is good. Got it done.

I'll just let you know. Vinnie might be about to bark. Which isn't going to affect.

The video. Or the podcast. Because I'll edit it out.

But if you're watching live. On TikTok. It could be.

A bit jarring. Because when he goes. He proper goes.

One day I might actually. Might try and get a video. And I'll stick it on Facebook.

So you can see how loud. And ear piercing. His barking is.

It's ridiculous. It's like really. Really.

Honestly. Hard. To deal with.

And I had. Three. Three times people.

Put stuff in my letterbox. So he barked at those times. Which is normal.

It's kind of what a dog. Supposed to do. Isn't that sort of.

Someone put something. Through your door. Letterbox.

Or touches your front door. They. Kind of like.

Do that. Aren't they? He's going to bark. So I've got someone called.

Chris saying. You. How are you Jason? Do you remember me? Chris.

Were you on here? The other day. So I can't see any pictures. Because I'm looking at the phone.

It's too small. I can't see. I'm just about to see your name.

Yes it was. It was. How are you doing? How are you doing? And.

So I. I've got a sign on my door. Which says. No junk mail.

Right. It's not a big sign. It's not like it's covering the whole door.

It's not right. Right in front of the whole building. So that people can like.

From space can see it. It's not that big. But it's on the letterbox.

You know. The place that they have to actually. Open up to put stuff in.

And I saw. On my camera. I've got a door camera.

This person. Deliver a letter. A leaflet.

To the door opposite me. Turn around. Looked at the letterbox.

Stood there for a few seconds. Reading it. And then put the.

Put the leaflet through. So I'm guessing. She didn't believe.

That what she was putting through. Is junk. Now junk mail.

Doesn't mean. That it's rubbish. What you're putting through.

It means that it's. Unsolicited. Mail.

That I'm. I mean. I've got.

Over a month. I must collect about. A bag full of.

Paper. To chuck out. Or to recycle.

Just from stuff. That's gone through the door. And every time that happens.

Vinnie. Loses his mind. He cannot stop.

Not. Okay. Not the recycling bit.

Just the perfect. Letterbox bit. And even now.

The post office. Or the post. The post.

The postman woman. Postwoman lady. Man.

Post person. I would say that. 70% of what she puts.

My letterbox. Is junk mail. Leaflets.

Just rubbish like that. It's like. Just give me.

Give me. Give me letters. Letters and packages.

It's the only thing I want. From the post office. Because.

I don't get bank statements anymore. I don't get bills. All that stuff's been stopped.

And gone. Digital. So I don't get any of that stuff in the mail anymore.

So maybe the post office have to make their money elsewhere. By. Delivering leaflets.

Maybe that's what it is. And isn't a Royal Mail owned by Japan now? By a business person in Japan. Like the Royal Mail.

It's supposed to be. The Royal. You know.

It's supposed to. You know. I think the government sold off.

Didn't they sell off all of our gold. Reserves. I think it was.

Tony Blair. Blair's. Side.

Sideman. Side person. What's happening then? Oh.

It's saying. Drag the puzzle. Oh.

There we go. It was about to kick me off of TikTok. So.

It's kind of weird. To sell stuff. Maybe.

I wonder if that's the same with us. Not with me but. What if there's.

Business people in this country. That own. Like major.

Organizations. That used to be. I'm pretty sure the Royal Mail used to be a government.

Project. A government. Business not.

Not kind of like a business business. I didn't think it was owned by anyone. I thought it was the government owned it.

And. Like it was. Like.

The water. And. The electricity used to be.

And. The trains used to be. And.

None of it is anymore. It's all. But private.

Oh. Tears. Something strange happened last night.

I flushed the toilet. I flushed. The toilet.

And. Turned the water on. The cold water on.

Because. Sometimes the toilet makes a noise. And this was quite late at night.

But honestly. The toilet. Went.

That probably wasn't the correct sound. That it made. But it definitely made a sound.

It did. And. It was like.

What's going on? I checked the taps. The taps were fine. But the toilet wasn't flushing.

Like there was no water. It's like oh it's broke. So I'm going to have to call the council in the morning.

And get that sorted. And I thought oh no. It means I'm going to have to stay in all day.

Not knowing when they come in. I'm going to have to try and make the flat look presentable. Before the council get here.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

And I woke up this morning. Flushed the chain fine. It filled up with water.

And since then it's been fine. So I've got no idea what happened. It was very strange.

Very strange indeed. Very much so. so hello anyone that's on tiktok hello everybody everybody thank you for the 980 like me so you like me someone like you or whatever it's called I don't know really I still don't know really how all this works I just for every now and then every now and then I think I'll just stream live maybe can you stream live on Instagram because maybe I'll stream live on Instagram or stream live on Facebook or you know just do a little one a different one every now and then like

once a week or something I don't know just see how I feel and that time that I went live and I spoke to a few people or they spoke to me I got quite a few followers from there from that you know time people followed me live and so that was quite nice and I've had some followers since then but the the main thing I've noticed is the people are watching my videos that I upload so I'm you know I'm getting anything up to 600 plus views of my videos which

is quite nice so that because I upload one a day at least the first 59 minutes and it's just nice you know I tell you what it's lucky I didn't go out today because I really did believe it was Friday and I was gonna go somewhere that's only open on a Friday but like a meditation thing and if I'd have got there the door would have been closed no one was there and I'd have been all frustrated and like err and I'd really need the meditation then I haven't properly meditated

in a group for ages and ages I think last time because I went to went along to the Friday lunchtime thing and someone that I've known for a long time didn't even know who I was when I said hello to her I said we met she couldn't remember me I hadn't seen her for a couple of years or something but still like we used to know each other quite really quite well and then someone else who I hadn't seen for quite a long longer than that sort of came up to

me said hey it's you and I hadn't seen him since probably well sorry anyone that heard him barking and thinking that was so loud so I couldn't see who it was because I'm using the whatsit the phone to stream on tik-tok so I can't look at the I can't see who's at the door to see if it's someone important because it I mean it could be a canvasser it could be someone double glazing who knows so but it wasn't it was my neighbor so I went had a look through the

thing I was gonna have to answer it because he he went from barking really loudly in here to running at the front door so whoever it was I was gonna have to kind of answer the door and tell him to go away whoever it was but it was my neighbor and his wife cooked me a pancake so I'm gonna go and eat my dinner well it's not my dinner I'm gonna go and eat this so bye say goodbye to everyone on what's it crypto I want to go so goodbye to

everyone on tik-tok thank you for watching bye bye I'll just get rid of that so that's good 246 views of my new video that was on there so I'm gonna eat this so there's a little bit of a distraction of doing this thing but I'm gonna eat it cuz yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum there you go Vinnie's gonna help me as well the problem is I need to eat some food as well so what I might do is get myself some food and have this afterwards

this won't be hot anymore there's no rules saying you have to have sweet stuff after the savory though is there really hmm so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself you deserve to feel safe and Vinnie wants more I'm pretty certain he'd eat the whole thing if he could which is very rude he loves it there's no sugar on it I don't think I mean if this honey but it is well it's sweet so I guess it has got sugar in it all right so I'm gonna go take care lots of love bye

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