(Long Voice Only) #1578 Let me bore you to sleep Jason Newland 21st March 2026

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland and please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. My, I have two websites.

The podcast website is jasonnewland.com and my store, my online store is jasonnewland.store where all my recordings can be downloaded completely free or you can stream them on my website jasonnewland.com. I do six versions of each recording they're all available on uh the main podcast apps such as Spotify, Apple Podcasts and all the others. There's free with music, free without music at various lengths. What else? I have a YouTube channel.

I have a Facebook page. So my YouTube channel all six versions of the recordings are uploaded to see you can stream them there. I've also a Facebook group called Jason Newland's Boring Group and this is way too much information isn't it? Right the start of a relaxing recording it's just bombarding us with stuff, stuff, lots of stuff.

So yeah hi it's Saturday the 21st of March 2026. Yesterday I said 2025 which is a little weird. We're only three months in you'd think I'd have kind of remembered the year by now by now.

Oh the internet's still talking about Jim Carrey and whether or not he's had um cosmetic procedures to make his eyes smaller. I don't, I want to care, I really do. I want to care.

I just, just I want to. Before we start I'd like to say um I don't normally do this about celebrities passing away but um just mention Chuck Norris who passed away yesterday at 86. He was yeah a big, I said big part of my childhood growing up.

Him, Bruce Lee but he just he was part of that era, part of that period of my life when I was probably what 13, 14, 15 watching martial art movies at every opportunity. Every single kung fu, karate, kickboxing, anything I would watch it. And you know he was Chuck Norris was for a long time the most famous martial artist pretty much in the western world.

I know other guys came along old um Jean-Claude Van Damme and well quite a few actually but he remained like a legend you know from like the 70s, early 70s. So yeah, so yeah that's it, that's what I mentioned him um it's a really, really nice day today, nice day. I've been out twice but I'll go out again after I've done this thing and there's boxing on tonight so yeah that's pretty much the weekend covered for me.

There's boxing early hours of the morning as well in America. So I watched yesterday, I watched the um not impossible man, not immobile man, immortal, immortal man which was the movie of the Peaky Blinders series set a few years later. Interesting, not quite what I thought it was going to be but then I don't really know what I thought it was going to be.

So it can't really not be what I thought was going to be if I didn't have any thoughts about what it would be to start with. Technically I'm just arguing with myself now. A bit of motorbike action going on out there.

So I haven't been um I haven't been going live on TikTok at all for it's been a while now actually but I do post my videos on there every time I do a podcast. I download it from YouTube and I post it onto TikTok. So yeah that's what I do with them but I haven't gone live because I just haven't, I don't know there's this much point really.

It's not really for me, I don't think it's really my scene. There's um yeah you know what I mean. You get me, you get me, you understand what I'm seeing.

I just don't know. A look at the analytics see if I've had to what I've had. The last seven days right the last seven days I've had 1952 post views.

28 days 6882. 60 days 35000. So I'm getting a couple of thousand video views I guess every week on my the videos I upload.

So that's okay if I get a few new people that may benefit from listening to my super excited voice then that's a good thing isn't it. Surely I had a cheese sandwich last night. This is supposed to be boring.

Do you ever get anyone ask you, I've had this in the past and I just can't, I don't know what to say to them. And they'll say like, start talking about food. Sometimes literally what what you're having for dinner is the most important thing in your life.

What are you having for dinner tonight? This would be like two o'clock in the afternoon or 10 in the morning. What are you having for dinner tonight? That maybe I'm out of sync with the human race. There's a good chance, but maybe.

But what I just, why, why would anybody ask such a thing? To me that's the same kind of like how many bowel movements have you had since I last saw you. It's in that that category of things that aren't just pointless. You know, how many times have you looked in the mirror today? Do you ever thought about getting a hair transplant? In fact, that's probably an interesting one, but rude.

What do you have for dinner? And other people's like, I go to work, a little while back, but I go to work on a Monday morning and people would be asking each other and asking me, do you have a good weekend? I don't know. What's a good weekend? What is that? What does that mean? Now you might be thinking, you're just being awkward now. You know what it means.

I mean, yeah, something like super exciting happened, but nothing exciting has happened since probably 2001 or maybe 2000. Maybe I'm trying to think in my life, what's happened that's been exciting to me? I mean, personally, I'm going back and going back. I can't think of anything.

I was about to say nothing worth talking about, but that's all I do, isn't it? Just talk about stuff. That's why I kind of named this, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, because I don't have anything interesting to say necessarily. It's interesting to me sometimes, but I just, if you had a good weekend, like, well, I wasn't here.

You know, I said that to my boss once. Well, I wasn't here and I didn't have to see you. So yeah, technically it was a much better weekend than it is, you know, not, you know what I mean? But that's rude, isn't it? It sounds rude.

I don't want to be rude. What did you have for dinner last night? What? What did I have for dinner? Because for me, whatever I do is done and forgotten. I don't, I mean, the memory's there because, well, you know, quite often I can retrieve those memories when I start talking.

But it's not, it's not like, it's not in the folder named, oh, Quar. It's not a big bright folder in my mind. And it was not all warm because I keep opening it up to look at the pictures, because it was such a wonderful period.

Like, no, I'm not being negative. I'm not. I just, I suppose different, if I'd like to say, oh, a highlight was seeing my baby for the first time or getting married, maybe, or I don't know, those kinds of things, falling in love or, for me, one of the highlights of my life was when Andre climbed up my sleeve, my dressing gown sleeve, and went to sleep.

You know, this is back in, I don't know, October 2015. So, you know, this is, I'm not saying this is the last time anything nice happened, but there's been nice things happen, of course. But the idea of like, I'm never going to be so bored as to want to ask someone what they're having for dinner.

I'll never be so short of things to talk about, because I can talk, but I mean, you might notice that I can talk about anything to anyone. Okay, that's not true. I have to know them, to be fair, and I am an oversharer.

So I might meet someone, walking the dog, walking Vinnie Walker, and meet another Vinnie Walker, and they want to talk about the weather. And I'm talking about having bipolar, or talking about something that's completely on a different level to what they were perhaps wanting. And I find people open up to me.

They tell me stuff that I don't think they were planning to say, like medical conditions and stuff like that, and personal stuff. But they get my genuine interest when that happens. Because when it's a conversation about the weather, or it's a conversation about something that I've got no interest in, I can have the conversation, but I'm not going to show any interest.

But if they open up and say something that's personal, or just interesting to me, you know, I got a neighbor who was, when she came just out of the out of the blue, she said, Oh, yeah, I used to be a female footballer. That's what he said. And I said, What do you mean? He said, Oh, no, I got trophies.

So apparently she got loads of like, at school and after, you know, sort of in her 20s and that. She's actually, I don't think she was ever professional, but she was kind of, I don't even know if there were professional footballers back then. Because she's getting on a bit.

But I was like, Wow. It's amazing. So we've all got something, I say we all, I'm not including myself in this, but I'd say most people have got something really interesting about themselves that they don't share.

Perhaps they think other people won't be interested. But I think if it's interesting, okay, it's not interesting to everyone. But for example, if I went on the moon, if I traveled to the moon, during my lifetime, I'd be an astronaut, I guess.

There's not a person that wouldn't know about it. I mean, I just, you'd tell everyone, wouldn't you? You order a coffee in Costas, and you give them your name, you know, Jason Astronaut, been to the moon. You know, just like every opportunity.

It's like, you know, you see someone fall over, or there's an accident, and you're trying to resuscitate them. And you call the ambulance and they say, what's the emergency? Well, I've been to the moon, you know. Oh, ambulance.

You know, it's the first thing you tell anyone, isn't it? I've been to the moon. We've been hunted down by someone, and you're trying to keep quiet behind a tree. And you're thinking, what are they doing? They've got a big gun and they're coming after me.

But you can't help yourself. I've been to the moon. Oh, damn, bang.

I just wanted to share it. Why was he hunting me? Because you're dressed like a deer, my dear. I do wonder, a lot of inventions are created after animals, aren't they? Based on the dynamics of an animal.

I just wonder why deer? What's been, what's, what's been created or invented based on a deer? You know, with the antlers. And you might be thinking, what do you mean things have been created, you know, based on animals? I mean, surely you think it's some. Some are just so obvious.

I mean, planes, obviously, it's birds, isn't it? Based on birds. And you can even see like the rudders and stuff, the way it's kind of, you know, boats based on ducks. But the, I don't know, I think that's probably true.

Ducks and geese. But then. Submarines.

Whales. I mean, they're almost the same shape as a whale, aren't they? Except the hole, if I, if I remember rightly, the hole would be at the bottom. Because if you go underneath the water, if you keep the hole, the hole, the, I don't know, the hole at the bottom, you can go all the way down, providing you keep down in the oxygen stays in there.

You do have a bucket, can't you? If you've got a big enough bucket, and you can actually make sure you don't go sideways, you can still breathe. It's true. I saw it in a film.

Mind you, do you ever see those movies where people are like hiding and, and they're in the kind of the, the edge of the lake, but it's kind of grassy bit, and they're underneath, and they're breathing through a bit of, like a straw, but it's like a bit of corn or something. I mean, what if they picked a piece that had something in it, or just a little insect in there?

I think they had their own straws, because that makes sense, wouldn't it? Carry a straw with you wherever you go, because you never know when you might need to hide underwater. Especially if it's a 1970s war movie.

I'm just trying to think, what other animals? Well, there's the, you know, those machines in arcades that like claw down and pick stuff up, and but they never, never actually get them continuously like dropping on back or down, and it gets very frustrating, and you end up spending like your whole wages so that you can take home a teddy bear. Well, it's obviously based on a spider, isn't it?

Or a hand, I suppose a hand, maybe a human. Right, there are other animals, let me think, let me think.

Woody Woodpeckers. So Woody Woodpeckers, that would be chainsaws, probably built after them and they copied. So a Woody Woodpecker, it's like a chainsaw, a natural chainsaw.

Yeah, and scissors. That'd be like a crocodile or something. No, it'll be like a crocodile.

Do you know those things? And like thong, not thongs, tongs, metal tongs, you can get plastic ones as well, where you can stir stuff in the oven, you know, without burning your tootsies. And you can get stuff out without getting without burning yourself. But the tongs, that's like a crocodile's mouth, isn't it? Similar kind of thing.

It's what he grabs. The difference is, it's, what is it? It is similar, actually, because the pressure. Wait a minute.

Yeah, all the pressure is pushing down. With tongs, they press up, don't they? They open up, that's their pressure. With a crocodile, all its strength is to lock down, opening up, they haven't got the same kind of muscle to open their mouth up as to close it.

And I talk an experience of, I guess, reading that somewhere once. Talking about crocodiles isn't the most relaxing story, you know. Sorry.

Sorry. Elephants. Got it.

I got one. I got one. Rhinoceroses.

Tanks. Because they are literally. That's the thing.

People say all dinosaurs they wore out like years ago. We've still got dinosaurs on this planet. Rhinoceroses.

Elephants. Crocodiles. Crocodiles.

Alligators. What they call those lizard things. They're all dinosaurs, aren't they? So I don't know why people are all.

Just because it's not flying around. Just because it's not huge. I mean, elephants are huge, aren't they? And I would say hippopotamuses as well.

I genuinely can't say that word. Hippopotamuses. I mean, they're like a tank as well, kind of, I guess.

I suppose, in a way, I'm thinking of the Rhinoceroses because of the that little helmet thing they have. Because they get the awn, don't they? They've got an awn. And what was I talking about? Hippopotamuses.

They're huge. I'm just wondering, you imagine when, you know, the western person, when westerners went over to other countries and discovered these huge animals for the first time. It must have been very much like those movies.

You know, going back to the prehistoric times. You know, because they didn't know about stuff like dinosaurs and those kinds of things, perhaps. So they'd go to these countries and there'd be people in loincloths and dress completely different to them, living very, well, completely different, you know, the whole thing.

And then these massive animals. It literally would have probably felt like going to a Jurassic world for those, because they didn't know, did they? They didn't know what they were. Can you imagine walking through and then just seeing this big head and thinking, oh, and it was a giraffe and it's the size of a building.

So what the heck? How? How is that even possible? And you see an elephant for the first time. It's a monster, isn't it? These are monsters, absolute monsters. And imagine if you've got a little kitty cat at home.

So someone's, you know, going on all, we're going to go abroad, we're going to go into space, because the sea was like space, wasn't it? At one point, there wasn't anything there. Yeah, a lot of people didn't believe there was anything but their own country, their own planet. Like someone's country was their planet, wasn't it? They didn't know that there was the other side of the world.

Like people in Australia didn't know that there was a Europe at one point. And America didn't know there was an American, there was an India and Africa. And, you know, we're going back a long time.

I'm not going back recently, but talking about last year. And so they leave their little cat by Tiddles. See you soon.

The thing is, this explorer, what he's most proudest about in his whole life, is that he's got the biggest cat in the street. In fact, no one's ever had a bigger cat than his in the whole town, potentially in the whole world. He has got the biggest cat in the whole world.

And it takes two hands to pick it up. Biggest cat anyone's ever seen ever. And that's the one thing he knows that he can take with him wherever he goes.

It's Pat, a man with a big cat. And his name is Pat. It was a coincidence that it arises with a cat, apart from the fact that it's a made up story.

So he goes out with his other explorers to do nothing but good to the world, you know, and ends up on some land land never been to before, never seen anything like it. And from a distance sees this little cat. These cats think, oh, they're playing the cats.

The thing is, they don't realize there's a distance. They think they're like really close up to these cats, because, you know, they're quite big. It's like, no, I've got a much bigger cat.

But they realize they're like 30 miles away. Because they want to get closer to it and think, wow. So everyone else is running, worried for them, you know, for themselves and their safety.

Pat, on the other hand, is just angry. Just angry like, but I want to still be the cat, the Pat with the biggest cat. I know I said call myself cat, but wouldn't you if you had a lion chasing you? I don't know if I'd call myself cat at any point.

I can understand the words getting a bit muddled. You know, a lion, but do you think maybe they went up to the cat thinking, well, cats are very friendly. We'll be all right with this one.

Okay, we made a few mistakes with the crocodiles, but the cats, the sharks weren't as friendly as the local fish either. But come on, these cats would be lovely, a nice pair. They're a bit bigger than normal, but Pat's showering out.

Not as big as my cat though. And the rest of them are just like, yeah, sure, Pat. Idiot.

And it must be really weird because I suppose in some ways Pat wanted to take the cat home with him, take the lion back to show it off. But the two sides of that is a positive and a negative, I guess. The negative is that will show everyone that he doesn't have the biggest cat.

Pat, who doesn't have the biggest cat, that's what I changed his name to. Vinnie, blimey, what is he doing? He's trying to chew through the door. But on the other flip side, he could always take it home and say, this is my cat now and live with it.

Not live with it as in like telling everyone, live with it. It's my cat now, but he would live with a cat. He wasn't aggressive like that.

He was quite a gentle man. That's where the gentle man came from. I don't know, where did that come from, that term? Because being gentle was never really a positive quality, was it? In the olden times, being a gentle person was almost a sign of weakness.

And some still think it is, being gentle. So I remember hearing that when I was a kid, oh, you're such a gentleman. And I used to think, oh, that's a positive thing.

It's a kind thing to say. It's almost something to aspire to. But nowadays, being gentle almost seems to be a weakness or something.

That's why when I go out, I growl. I growl at passers by. because being gentle and you know friendly where did that get me apart from being people being nice to me people being friendly back that is the annoying thing isn't it so how you treat other people generally is how you get treated it's annoying it's so simple isn't it so I'm reminds me actually of a bloke who worked in the petrol station he didn't like me I don't know why I didn't like me bitch didn't like me and because he didn't like me I didn't like him

and he was rude and I was I don't know he probably wasn't really rude but he was not friendly and then my friend downstairs said oh you do realize your mate in the garage he said mate because he's being sarcastic he said you realize he's a boxing fan so when we go in there today because we used to go in there quite regular he said what don't you just ask him why don't you just bring up this just say to him yeah I hear you like boxing so yeah go in

and say I hear you like boxing so I thought no don't want to I'm not gonna do it no no no you can't make me then I thought maybe I will maybe because I did feel a little bit a little tense a little bit tense about you know do I really want to have a conversation with this person anyway I did it and it worked and the good thing you know I mean I wasn't just saying it for the sake of it I wasn't just saying yeah I'm a boxing fan

because I am a boxing fan and we got on really well after that like for years got really well remember once I did neighbor I was sitting there with my friend watching the heavyweight title fight with Anthony Joshua against someone got knock on the door it was another neighbor female neighbor can I come in no go away so I let her in I don't think the this is what I started watching boxing on my own because I knew like it's just gonna be disturbed whenever he was up here people would

knock on my door to come and see him so I basically I said yeah come in oh I love boxing I'm big fan of boxing she says I love it so much it's my favorite sport there's a little bit of a gap you know a little bit of quiet and then she says who's that then and we both look at her look at each other look at her like he's serious it's a heavyweight champion of the world how can you like boxing and not know who the heavyweight champion of the

world is it's ridiculous no but I'm a big fan of boxing you're not are you you clearly not I mean maybe you used to be you might you might be able to have a conversation about heckler-herns and maybe Duran and Leonard and all those people from the 80s you might be we might be really big on Nigel Ben and Jones jr. and Iran Barkley you might be big fan of all that kind of era in the 90s and she said what are they snooker players so she really never she just

walked she talked all the way through it it didn't happen again it's really annoying and really annoying you know I'll be looking forward to that I mean if there's a heavyweight title fight I look forward to it there's one on in a week's time and I look forward to it when it happens you know it doesn't it's not just the heavyweights I like but I've got my favorites and I do if I was going to choose a weight division that's my favorite I'd go heavyweights first at the moment then there's

some amazing fighters at like welterweight kind of level so many good fighters there Shaquille Stevens and Tank Davis although he hasn't fought for a while yeah Mason there's quite a few different ones but then you've got light heavyweight and cruiserweight even some really good champions in those weights so super middleweight used to be the dominant outside of heavyweight actually not even outside of heavyweight Canelo when he ruled boxing a few years ago he was a super middleweight although he did go up in weight and he went up to light heavyweight

won a title came back down and this was six years ago I don't know a long time ago and the super middleweight was almost the the division to watch and then says Canelo and then you had the lightweight division or welterweight division and heavyweight division but then you got Inui who's featherweight I do believe and he's pound for pound one of the top boxers in the world and he's he weighs probably he weighs as much as my leg probably but he's an absolute they call him a monster and he is

a monster in the ring put it this way if he was a heavyweight with his skill and the the equivalent power and the equivalent ability and the equivalent ability to take a punch and everything like that he would be the most exciting heavyweight has ever been probably since we've got to go back to Tyson Mike Tyson and then for me I would go back to Rocky Marciano in a sense of but it's not really relevant because the rules were different there's no way in a world that Rocky Marciano would be

allowed to take the punishment he took back then in today's world of boxing because he was prone to getting cut so he was a mess but he always won always came out the victory at the end but that's because no one would stop the fight even though they should have done they needed to do once I think they said to him like we had got no choice you basically got no choice unless you knock your opponent out and he did it might be Ezra Charles but Inui if he was a

heavyweight if he became heavyweight and he was able to put that much weight on I mean I did I was probably the same weight as Inui when I left school so I doubled my weight since I left school so he could after a lot of chocolate but then because he's very short he'd end up being probably about six foot wide which would be quite an unusual mix because I think most featherweights they're not much more than about 5'2 5'3 in height I mean I was 5 foot 8 and I left

school 8 and a half stone and now I'm 16.1 and just in case anyone's just you know remembering that scene from Star Wars where Princess Leia you know she's got a chain and she's next to that large creature that's not what I look like thank you very much I quite like to have a tongue that long but no it's not what I look like not quite that big I'm not that big so yeah I did how did I get talking about boxing it's because you saw it opening and you took

it yeah probably an opportunity to talk about something you enjoy yeah okay this is true though isn't I suppose I do like talking about old boxing got quite a lot on coming up but I'm just trying to think of anything that's actually happened in my life at all the last few days I don't recall anything don't recall going anywhere or doing anything what did I do I had some deliveries some food and I do need to put my rubbish out actually it's all ready to go into black bags I just

need to put it out so Monday what did I do Monday what did I do on Monday I did do a record in Monday's Boring Objects I did and I also on Tuesday I did it did a trivia did I do a trivia Tuesday I don't know if I did let me have a look did I did I did I do a trivia Tuesday I can't see offhand let me have a look trivia Tuesday I'd say what I have been doing and it's been slightly slightly boring whisper 17 16 17

18 okay 15 14 what that's weird why would I have the same date for the same two recordings Let Me Bore You To Sleep two different recordings for the same date weird so we go back I did one the 20th of March which was yesterday Q&A Friday I did one in 20 the 18th so I didn't do anything on Thursday but did do one on the 16th I didn't do anything on the Tuesday so that's Monday the 16th 15th I did one 14th I did one 13th I did one 12th

I did one and then there wasn't anything until six so six days nearly a week between yeah the six days so I've done I've done a few this week missed out two days out seven out of five but something I've really been focusing on and there's a few reasons I mean sometimes I get some feedback on my websites when something's not working or the podcast isn't uploading or the things are behind or whatever which is a really interesting handy because then I can make changes but sometimes those changes do take

a while to fix and I like to get on them so I one of the things I was trying to do is with the Jason Newland store I currently have 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 different podcasts listed now they're not all available to view or download because I still I still work on them but the Let Me Bore You To Sleep has and it's broken into then you click on it the one and then it's broken into six short voice only short music long voice only

long music overnight voice only overnight music so short voice only there are all of them I've got 1564 individual recordings and they're all without music just a normal short ones and it's actually should be 1577 but I've lost a few lost about was that 12 over the last eight years and then if you go back and click on short music Let Me Bore You To Sleep short music click on that and I've uploaded 1 2 3 4 8 10 just the last 10 I've done there's a lot to do as

you can imagine however the first thousand if more if not more of my let me boy to sleeps were without music and they were just on their own there's no 5 hour 10 hour without music with music and quite a few of the ones the next 500 or maybe the next few hundred also didn't have with music or without you know it's different types so when I get around to it and I start focusing on that for example there is if I click on yeah Let Me Bore You To Sleep

playlists so Let Me Bore You To Sleep and overnight I've got the same amount I've got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and basically I will go through and start uploading as many as I can that I can find until it's all complete so I might the overnight with music might be two or three hundred maybe less but going forward every single recording will be all six versions so it's a case of just checking on my archives to find the ones and just put them and I

do it for each individual one you know the long with music overnight with music blah blah blah so so that's that one this is that one's up-to-date as far as the latest you know recordings next to that I've got the ASMR deep sleep whisper hypnosis so click on that gives the playlists and only there's only one one link works at the moment so these the short voice only deep sleep whisper hypnosis and I have 250 recordings on there at the moment so I need to work on that and get that

sorted out but I probably do that last because it's a huge task it's a huge task there's a lot more to add so the at least you can you got 250 to play with there without music now today last night today I have done the stop smoking hypnosis one so when you click on that one again there's six different versions short voice only short music long voice only long music overnight voice only overnight music so all of these work all of them are active so if you click on short without

music so short voice only sorry and you've got all of them on there you can click on them and download and it's the same with also overnight music let's have a look overnight music yeah and they're all up there just makes it a little bit easier and then when I do more maybe if I do more stop smoking stuff I'll just add it to those collections the next one I'm looking to do is going to be let me bore your pain away and I'm going to try and do the ones

where there's less recordings just so it's easier to do so do that one then sleepy boring objects Jason's bedtime story time stress and pain relief chronic pain and then I'll go to the relax and sleep hypnosis daily relaxation for stress and panic attacks because that's a that's a biggie one that is that's 200 plus 208 so that's a lot of recordings to go through and the other one is relax and sleep hypnosis daily I don't know how many these there might be a couple of hundred there as well no it's

not is there what am I thinking 208 209 all right okay see yeah that's a lot but at the moment I've only got the ones that are without me yeah audio no only short audio voice only should be able to remember I'm the one typing it all in so yeah this is gonna take a while but the the standard voice only short voice only are pretty much up-to-date with most of them so you can click on any of those and it's all on the very first page of Jason Newland store

it's all free as well and then I will be adding the ones with music and stuff like that so eventually it'll be all groovy and then I'll be adding some of the other podcasts also but part of the reason I didn't want to do that is because I can't remember why I just want to get this done and then do some more rearranging of the podcast or of the website rather and see where it goes really see how it goes also I've been going through my podcasts to make sure that

I've got everything's up-to-date now the whisper hypnosis deep sleep whisper hypnosis is not up-to-date so I have to look at that yeah it's very much not up-to-date so I'm going to look at that podcast the chronic pain hypnosis is I don't think it's up to date it might be I have to look into that because on there I've also got the chronic pain I've got the let me pull your pain away and stuff like that on there all under the umbrella the chronic pain hypnosis and then you've got bedtime story

time which was for about a few hours take quite a long time to do that one actually how many is there how many is there so like 30 so I'll also have to do with some of these is upload the different versions and I might need to do that with the Let Me Bore You To Sleep ones as well because I want everything to to sync together and what I might also do is add a player from each recording on to the store so when you go to the store you

could just listen to it make sure that's the one you want or you could just stream the whole thing you know it's up to you so that's that just have a look back so yeah the next one I'm gonna focus on is let me pull your pain away and I've only got oh that doesn't work but the first page does work let me pull your pain away short voice only there are 44 is it 44 yeah 44 different ones so that's quite good so that needs a lot of tidying up

because I've messed up with some of those ones so many images aren't correct so this is the next one I'm gonna work on is let me pull your pain away which is realistically gonna take a few days and that's only 44 recordings but I'm gonna have to upload if I do have the different versions that's 44 times by five as well as the administration side of it in the waiting around uploading tidying up and yeah so it's probably gonna take yeah I don't know it might take all week because I'm

limited I can't I'm looking at the computer I'll just be honest I look at the computer screen and I close my eyes and I do fall asleep I mean even during this recording I've fallen asleep a couple of times because I've allowed my eyes to close because everything's a bit bright in it right now and I find myself drifting and wondering so I'll be glad when it's all done you know when the store's finished but technically it's never going to be finished is it so I just want to do a

few tweaks here and there to make it look nicer but right now the main thing is to get the content correct and then you literally can go in there choose a recording and just download it for free and everything's labeled it's got images and it's a really it's a basic website it's not anything special or spectacular or you're probably not gonna see it and think oh I must write a song about this website it's not that kind of is yeah possibly but it is it's an okay website see I closed

my eyes when I was talking there and I just tell her start thinking about the the first Hulk movie yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I want to be the only one who holds you yeah yeah yeah yeah dear Jason I was just getting off to sleep and then this really weird voice started singing please don't let it happen again just trying to think what next week brings I mean I'm gonna see how much of this I can get done really you know tomorrow the you let me bore your pain away

and then just go from there really it should be we should be alright I foresee bearing in mind I only had 15 recordings so I only had 15 recordings on the stop-smoking and that took me about two days so you'll see I started to get noisy in the garden so I'm gonna go thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself you deserve to feel safe bye