(Short - Music) #1557 Let me bore you to sleep | Jason Newland

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. My name is Jason Newland. Yes, it is.

And this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Yeah. Hello there.

So, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. Today is the, it's Sunday the 8th of February 2026.

And how can I share this with all the people online that I'm, I don't know. I can't, I don't know how to share it with everybody. I don't know.

I'm trying to share it. But there's too many people. Oh, well.

Lindsay. Anyway, hello. So I've got this.

I've got the screen. So I'm on sorry, I'm on a TikTok. But I'm doing the podcast, but I'm broadcasting live on TikTok as well.

And I've got the screen of my phone on the WhatsApp on the TV so I can see any messages or anyone that's joined or anything. So hello, Adam. Hello, anyone that's here.

L2R2. So please only listen when you can safely close your eyes if you're listening on a podcast or if you're watching on YouTube or wherever. And if you're listening on the TikTok live, then this is not a sleep recording when I do on here because there will be interruptions.

There will be things I do like now I'm going to cough. Okay. That was partly like a false call.

It was a cough. It was a real cough. But ultimately, I can't do that on a podcast.

I'll have to edit that out. It's a little bit stuffy in here. Hi, Tessa.

Oh, dear. I felt so lazy today. It's ridiculous.

I mean, it's seven minutes past three, and I have not done a single thing. It's not that I need to do anything. I just haven't done anything.

And other than check stats, watch a bit of telly. Really, it's kind of I've took Phinney out twice. But I haven't done anything.

And I think part of the reason that I've been a little bit, a little bit jittery, a little bit like, oh, I should do something is because the last week I have been making quite a few recordings. I was doing like three hypnosis recordings a day plus this Let Me Bore You To Sleep. So it's kind of weird, really, that I haven't done much today.

I mean, I did a I did a Let Me Bore You To Sleep yesterday. And then uploaded that. So hi, Anna.

Anna Bellix. I just let you know, my website is jasonnewland.com. My YouTube channel is just my name, Jason Newland or search for Let Me Bore You To Sleep. I'm on TikTok, Instagram, and x and Facebook as well, where I upload all my videos or my podcast episodes.

And I do six different versions of this recording, one with music, one without music, and then longer and overnight ones with and without music. Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

The thing is, it's kind of weird because when I'm doing when I do the podcast, I know that people are going to listen once I edit it and upload it and stuff. But when I'm live, I'm looking at the screen and there's zero people listening. And I'm a little bit like, Oh, and when I when I do have some people I think, Oh, great.

It's taken me 20 years to get to three listeners. I know that it's not really fair on myself to do that because I've only been doing TikTok really for about a month, as far as like going live. And I'm not live on camera.

I'm just, it's just my voice as the same as you would have listening to my podcast or listen to me on YouTube as well. It's just my voice. Nothing else.

And that suits me better. Personally. It's a personal preference.

Oh, yes. So yes. Hopefully, you can hear me.

Okay, but the quality of the sound will be better on the actual podcast when it's finished. So got its beans, I'll read out people as they come onto the screen. And I can't really have anyone join live because I know I actually come on and talk because I know that probably 95% of the people that come on here will start saying rude things and being whatever so I don't don't need that really.

George joined Hi, George. So also, I think it had before and I got I got got a strike or whatever because someone was shouting out racial slurs. So, George's put WSG.

Unc. So I don't know what that means. But hi, hope you're okay.

It's WSG. Yeah, I'm not sure what WSG means. Woods.

Is it? What's good? Oh, okay, cool. Hi, I'm good. You hope you are.

I thought maybe it was I thought the W I thought sausages and gravy but I didn't know what the W would be for whiskey, whiskey, sausages and gravy. I don't know why I went there. I don't even like whiskey.

But I do like sausages, gravy not that bothered about if I'm honest. I like gravy but I don't like lumpy gravy. But at the same time when I was a kid, I really didn't like anything lumpy.

So custard, that's the reason I didn't like custard because the lumpy I mean, it was literally I couldn't, couldn't touch it. I still can't. Even if it's not lumpy, don't like custard and gravy.

If it was cooked by someone else like they made the gravy and it's lumpy. Just, you know, kind of turns me off a bit, even though I'm pretty taste, but generally tastes nice. The weird thing about it is if I make gravy myself, and it's got lumps in it, I know the reason it's got lumps in it is because I just haven't stirred the gravy enough.

And the granules haven't all dissolved. So once I know that I know it's nothing wrong with the gravy. Really, it's not, it's just a little bit of that.

And I seem to be okay with that. I don't know what I think's in the gravy when someone else cooks it. I don't know.

I mean, what do I think there's like little aliens in the gravy. That's why. That's why I kind of can't eat that because this might get attacked by the aliens or something or an alien or grow and take over my body or something.

But I don't feel that way when I'm eating my own gravy. But then I hardly ever have gravy. I'm in my friend Luke downstairs.

He used to quite often ask for gravy. So Hayden's joined on TikTok. Hi, Hayden.

Hope you're well. So my friend Luke who's he he was weird. Not him, but he'd go without eating.

Like he'd hardly anything. And then when he did eat, he ate everything. You know, he literally could go two, three days without hardly eating at all.

And then he would eat and eat and eat and eat. He'd like to for four microwave meals. One after another.

It was I mean, I've never been able to do that. AnoaPrive-Spam joined. Hi.

It's an unusual surname. Prive-Spam. Yeah, I used to work in insurance and I've heard lots of different surnames, but I've never heard that one before.

Never read that one. Notification joined. Hi Notification.

That's a bit of an unfortunate name to be given you. I bet you got some joshing at school. I say joshing, I mean, not joshed off.

I mean, joshing as in with your name being Notification. MJI joined. Hi, MJI.

Hoffer. Hi, Hoffer. Dot joined.

I'm wondering if these are their real names. Because I just use my real name on here. I use my real name.

I'm just not creative enough to think up a different name and to have lots of different accounts and stuff. I don't have that much time to do that. I just, yeah.

Cameron Goody. Hi, Cameron Goody. Hi, Lacey.

Hi, Lacey. So I know it's quite nice to have your name read out, isn't it? I've done a little bit of research, not research. Well, yeah, I suppose it's research.

I've gone on to TikTok just to have a look. Skimmy Rimi joined. Hello, Skimmy Rimi.

I can just imagine there's gonna be people now going and making up some, logging on with like the worst possible names they can to see if I read it out. You won't catch me out. If I see a naughty word, I won't say it.

No, I won't. I hope so. I was, wasn't I do? Yeah, I did a bit of research online, like on the TikTok app, looking at some of the things that people do.

And for those who've never been on TikTok, there's a there's a multitude of different people. And I've been on here like a couple of times live, but five or six. And there's a current thing where people say, Oh, what you want here for granddad? Hi, Lisa, who's Zynga? And whole Zynga, sorry.

And I think, okay, so there's there's like a child having a go at me for being on this app. But then if you look at the lives, it's all adults. It's all adults on the lives.

So I mean, I've probably Yeah, like 99.9% is just adults. So I don't know. Giga giga jig joined Hello.

So it's kind of plus I'm not I'm not not granddad. I'm a granny. Grace joined.

So this confused me now because there's someone that doesn't even have a name. It's just a bunch of I don't know what you call it apostrophes and stuff. Joined.

So I don't know. Is it a cat? Looks like a cat or something. Oliver Dukes joined and Miranda and Ava Rose.

So these are people that just come in and they're skimming right through again. Because I guess there's nothing on here but just a blank thing. But Lily spam sack.

Megs joined. So Bonnie spam 67. I love these names.

It's brilliant. I don't know why. Lily spammock.

That's it. Sorry. Not I said spam sack spammock.

And then you got Bonnie spam ter ter.b h g. Where'd you come up with these names though? Why don't you just use your own names? Casey's that underscore scam spam rather. She's come on twice. So there's two of her.

You got you got a gaggle bonger. Goggle banger. Goggle banger.

Lolbrooks. So I can't keep up with you. Lolbrooks MDV.

So I can't keep up with everyone. So this isn't anyone on here that wants to say hello. I mean, in written text.

Old fashioned writing. Old fashioned writing. Anyone? Madja or Maya? Is it Maya or Madja? And Nella? So yeah, hi, everyone.

Madison. Okay, I really should talk. I'm just reading out names here.

I was hoping I mean, I have shared this onto my Facebook and also onto my Instagram. And I was hoping that somebody, somebody and wanted to thing. And then I asked to join a thing I can't.

I think I can't have anyone actually talk on here. Because I'm recording my podcast while I'm talking. But you're welcome to write something down and I can read it out if you want to chat.

Well, while I'm on here. But I don't always it's so dire. Or Madison? I don't know.

Apparently, sometimes it says there's only like the amount it says on the screen isn't the real amount that's actually on here. The it doesn't keep up with it. Apparently, I don't know how true that is.

Zach is my L. Hi, hi, everyone. So yeah, this is kind of a summary of this week. What have I done? What have I done this week? Brian and Sophie B. What have I done? Sophie B. What does that sound familiar to me? I don't know.

What have I done this week? Well, really, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I did three hypnosis recordings and one Let Me Bore You To Sleep each day. Friday, I think, if I remember rightly, I did one relaxation session, one one hypnosis session. And one Let Me Bore You To Sleep recording.

And yesterday on Saturday, I just did the Let Me Bore You To Sleep. And part of the reason for that was that I kind of lost my momentum on Friday. I don't really remember what happened Friday.

But I think I think I might just got soaked through outside when I was taking him out. And I had to get I don't know I was I was I was doing something. I just can't remember what and I think I spoke to a neighbor as well.

So my time was taken up I just didn't. I don't know maybe I just couldn't be bothered. However, I am pleased with how much I did because that's what 369 1036 912 13 hypnosis recordings last week was pretty good going for me.

I don't think I've ever created that many hypnosis sessions in one week in my life. Yeah, I don't think I have actually. No, I don't think I have.

And it was all good quality. Zoobo. That's I like that name.

If I say a name that I like, I'm going to read it out. Zoobo. I don't know why but it sounds just the cool name.

Zoobo. I'm Jason. What's your name? I'm Zoobo.

Oh, see ya. And so apparently we've got snow coming. I heard someone say that this coming Saturday or next Saturday is Valentine's Day.

So when when when am I going to expect to get my Valentine's cards and flowers and all that stuff? Because I think this year should be the year that I if there's someone out there in a world that's just completely besotted with me, you need to let me know. Let me know by Valentine's Day. Just so we can we can get married before I retire.

You know? Come on. Fall in. I'm going to do my hypnosis.

You're sleepy. Fall in love with me. Fall in love with me.

See, that's me doing my hypnosis session. See, that's that's my hypnosis voice. You will love me.

Oh dear, making myself laugh. Whoops. So now I've got no one listening to me.

There's no one on TikTok. And I did go on there. And there's a lot of people this I think on a Sunday afternoon, it's very, very, very, very busy.

And the likelihood of anyone wanting to stop and look at a screen that hasn't got anyone talking on it, you know, it's just over just a voice is probably unlikely, to be fair, which is fine. But you never know. You never, never, never, never know it's always possible.

And someone might be out there that thinks, oh, you know, like, oh, let's, let's, let's listen to him again. Let's search for him and search for his podcast and might be a future, a future listener or future viewer, you know, so you never know. You never, never know.

I've seen a couple of TikTok pages or I don't know, hosts of pages going live. And all they do is argue. They have these like debating pages.

And it's just arguments arguments arguments arguments backwards and forwards backwards over and over and over and over again and there's one of them that's like literally they're just there's a few of them to get together and they have other people coming on to the in you know into the box and it seems like they're just using that opportunity to boss people around and talking to them in a way that human beings don't talk to each other in that way in normal reality the only way I think that this would happen

where in these you know in these kind of debating circles or on on these you know tik-tok debating pages the only way I can imagine that would happen where people talk to each other in such a way would be if everyone was brain deleted brain depleted by alcohol you know if they were all been drinking so maybe it could get out of hand and people be talking to each other in a horrible way but outside of that situation I can't imagine and it's really weird as a so to be sober

listening to that and realizing that they're all in their own homes I maybe they're all drunk I don't know but probably not I don't know but very angry and very controlling very like no you listen here I like what hi Ella Alfie much more anyone that's a member of my that's following me if you want to say hi say hi if you want to say hi say hi if you don't of course you don't have to so I'm watching these debating listen yeah listen they don't generally have their their faces

on there it's just like this like my page really at the moment where it's just people talking and they talk over each other and they go on and on and on and on and on and it always comes back to the same subjects the same subjects and I saw one yesterday and literally someone came on and I reckon about three or four of the people on there were just on there all the time and they just invite people on and then they all just hammer into them so whatever they say

they attack on verbally have you got any proof well I saw in newspapers we don't accept that as proof okay I've got this we don't accept that as proof and then one of the other ones says something and you know and then the person the new person says well that's not true is it like okay there's something about World War two well none of them were in the trenches none none of them fought in the World War today it was that kind of conversation and someone came and said actually you

may find that quite a few different people fought for this country and during a World War two actually so oh okay it's weird why what what if what do people get out of arguing what is it you think anyone I don't know see I can't I think some people are good at arguing in a sense if they I think people are good at arguing it's not that they're good at winning it's not that they're good at debating it's not that they're intelligent it's just that argumentative and someone with that mindset

has the ability to continue to find something else and to it's almost like they're looking for weak spots and they'll poke you where you're least expecting to be poked yeah you're focusing so that focus on your knee we're gonna focus on your knee we'll argue about your knee and then you really you know the other person's kind of winning the arguments it's their knee they know more about the need of the other person and suddenly they get poked in there in the lower back what's happening now I want to talk

about your lower back now but I can't see behind me back ah blind spot well well let me tell you about your back it's it's made of wood no it's not yeah it's made of wood yeah would you know you can't see it how does someone like that come about personality wise it's just argumentative like completely almost angry like just just angry that having to be right how does that come about because I don't you know in my little travels of being alive I've not found that everyone's like that but

I do wonder where it comes I mean we could all be a bit like that especially I think if we're being accused of something we haven't done like actually no you're wrong and we it's called defending ourselves isn't it but some people seem to have the ability to argue about anything like absolutely anything and I don't understand it I mean where did they get the energy because it takes a lot of a lot of energy is being used in their brain to have those conversations or maybe it's the real base

energy maybe it's because not intellectual energy it's there's a different type of energy it's it's kind of a type of bullying I would guess really it's like picking someone apart and correcting them it's like that isn't right and that that's the kind of bullying isn't it to be doing stuff like that so yeah I don't get it I just I don't know if I've been argumentative in my past I think everyone's had arguments but I remember arguing when I was a kid and there was like some people I knew that

I could never win an argument over because I would just end they would just end up frustrating me and it's very strange I don't know so I find that quite weird on tik-tok because I've never seen that anywhere else before I've never seen it Georgia hi Georgia I've never seen on any of her apps I've not seen it on Facebook I haven't I haven't really watched much in a way of YouTube live so I've not seen any kind of debating going on there but I mean it's a permanent a permanent

page it seems to be permanent on tik-tok called should broke men date women should broke men be allowed to date women be allowed and that just that whole that whole title that question is almost nonsensical isn't it which means should be allowed there's no rules I mean unless you're living in a country where there's an actual law which says you are not allowed to date somebody unless you have a certain amount of financial freedom you know but as far as I'm aware there are no such laws anywhere in the world

should men be allowed to date should broke men be allowed to date women I just find that like such a weird title or what is it another title there's a lot of ethnicity questions ethnicity I don't know what the right word is questions as well and I know it's rage baiting that's the correct term isn't it it's all to get people hot under the collar hot under the hood or just just a title I've got to say something about this and sometimes I find myself a bit like that like just

the question is argumentative to start with but then I think is that what it's like in universities in debating societies in Oxford and Cambridge where they choose the most sensitive subject let's say and then they you know it's like should I'm not going to say the word but should certain activities exist or be allowed discuss and it's always going to be two sides well probably more than two sides and what is the point that's what I don't get really is like what are you getting from this you know it's like

well this is a law but that shouldn't be the law now I understand in the case of civil rights or you know former laws that prohibited people from just being themselves just being able to choose for themselves who they wanted to love for example that that stuff makes sense because if people hadn't worked on that then maybe the laws wouldn't have changed but some of these I mean what I notice with,

I don't get into politics but I do notice with some countries for the four years the president's there loads and loads of changes made and then when the next president gets in they try and reverse all those changes that the previous president made and make a lot more changes and make do other things and then the next president comes in four years later and tries to undo what they've done and it's like an ongoing change in the laws this is allowed now it's not this is allowed now it's not see

at least in in my country we don't really have that because there's so much kerfuffle to make any changes at all it's it's very difficult we don't have someone come along just say yep we're changing that we're closing down all the clinics or we're opening all the clinics again or you know whatever we don't have that here so it's kind of different that has got to be confusing very confusing I think in I notice in Thailand they can be a little bit like that they'll make a rule up and then

six months later the rules changed I mean there was a point when you if you smoked a natural herbal thing which was banned you would be going to prison for a very very very long time and then they reversed the law and said it's fine then they change it back again and said it's not fine then they reverse the law and said well not only is it fine you can sell it openly in shops like they do in Amsterdam except you can't smoke it in the shops you have to you

know I don't know you can buy it in shops like okay then they said we're not sure we might change that law after all hundreds of shops opened up as I'm as it is now I think it's still legal but they could change it and they don't even give much notice it seems you know they put a law in saying no one's allowed to vape like you know from this date no one's allowed to vape in public and you see loads of people vaping so you like question why why people

vaping if you don't know how to vape and they said well look who's vaping yeah well who's vaping who's what do you mean well look at the people that vaping and the people aren't vaping and like okay so the foreigners the visitors the tourists whatever you want to call them are not allowed to vape but the national Thai nationals can even though they're not allowed to but they do it anyway and nothing happens to them because it's a money-making scheme so they can stop the police stop and fine someone from

like a tourist find them I don't know hundred pound or whatever it is for vaping in public but if they stop a Thai person chances are they're not gonna have that money to give because tourists have more money splashing around don't they I guess you go you go somewhere like that you can be a weekend millionaire a weekend millionaire hi Emilia hello you're the only person on here Emilia and why are why are why are what why are joined is it share the life thanks Emilia for sharing I'm sure probably

won't even get one person unless there is more than one person watching you never know it is possible it is possible it might be possible so yeah I only had three five likes on this I normally get a few hundred and yet five which just goes to show that being on here on a Sunday afternoon is not the best time to do it no no no no no unless I put my sexy face on there maybe I'd get more people stopping and shouting oi grandad what are you doing on our

app what are you doing on our app yeah it's your app for probably another three weeks until the government I think there's three more countries about to ban anyone under 16 on TikTok and I think England's one of them which is weird because I think that that's what happened I think with Facebook Facebook was for a younger audience when it first came out I want to say younger I don't mean kids but you know people in their 20s late teens 20s maybe early 30s you know people that were socializing and

going out and sharing where they were at and things like that maybe even to date online kind of with Facebook you can if you meet someone and you then you meet their friend and they say well just just add me on Facebook and then we can fall in love you know standard conversation we meet at the butchers on Wednesday and so you had all these young people that were on there and then within about a year their parents were on there watching them adding them just so they could see what

they were up to so you know within a short time you had instead of being people in their like late teens early 20s you know a college or just starting work or whatever you had the people middle-aged people on there who were kind of spying I know the amount of people I know that had to like cousins and that they had to block block their mum because as I don't wanted to know what I'm up to I'm on here it's I mean it's a public place but I'm on you know

on here and wants to share videos and pictures of her out in a nightclub and stuff doesn't want a mum seeing that so that kind of I mean all the young people now middle-aged now because what's it Facebook was 20 years ago so they're all like in their 40s 50s like me when I was in my early 30s when Facebook came around but I didn't go on there to meet people I went on there to promote my my videos my podcasts and also I had how many do I have I

think I had get on to a hundred thousand myspace friends so I had a lot of myspace friends I might be making that up maybe it's 70,000 but definitely had quite a few myspace friends and so I was on there before Facebook because that was the main that was the first popular social networking site face myspace now I know a lot of people won't have heard of it a lot of people might have not heard of it for years and thought wow I remember myspace you automatically got you became friends

with the person that ran it and there was a picture of him outside a zoo something like that it was like a cage behind him it was a zoo and I forget his name but everyone became friends with him and he had millions of friends and it was a really friendly place because you know because it was new and people were meeting each other you know that basically I think the way it works is you add people that you know and then you might look through their friend collection and maybe

add someone that maybe you don't know maybe you've met them you know briefly or maybe you just would like to get to know them and it used to be quite a friendly environment or perhaps a content creator didn't used to call him that back then but like a musician because that's what myspace was predominantly for the music people that created music and stuff I was on there to create hypnosis recordings so I was as far as I'm aware I was the only one on there the only hypnotist on myspace and

if I wasn't the only one I was one amongst like five maybe but I'm pretty sure I was the only one because I searched and on YouTube when I started there in 2007 there was only a small handful of us that were doing hypnosis in 2007 on YouTube so that's how damn old I am I was one of the original ones it doesn't show if you if you look at the stats or look at my current YouTube page I've got hardly any viewers but my previous YouTube channel was doing quite

well but deleted it in 2012 or 2013 I don't remember which was it 2014 nah I think it was probably 2012 maybe two I don't it's one of them it's around that time and I really shouldn't have done because bearing in mind the quality of my videos was awful the quality of the audio was awful and probably even the recordings were no near like the content quality probably wasn't nowhere near as good as it is now maybe I don't know but people were listening people were watching even I was just

recording on my phone and the lighting was atrocious because I was living at that time from 2012 onwards I was living in a basement so there was practically no light I didn't have a microphone any of that stuff I was just literally trying to get as close to the phone without scaring the phone and then just doing my recording doing a hypnosis recording no editing just uploading it as it is when I finished and people listening and I did do a few edited ones previous to that in 2011 yeah I

did do a the quality of the video and sound was still not great it'd be interesting hi Georgia and Evie and Martha is it Martha or Marta and VR YR I do wonder if how things would have been if I'd have continued with that YouTube channel I know literally blind me it could be it could be popular like doing really well anyway don't matter now does it I started all over again and it's slowly slowly tiggling along I wouldn't say it's even growing it's just it's just plodding it's just la

la la la la la la la la like the Smurfs is just walking along just see me just just doing its thing and I just got a hope that eventually when YouTube realizes that they realize what I'm doing and maybe it's useful they might start promoting it to the YouTube audience you never know it's possible so hello to Jason Thorner good name that Jason I don't know why more people aren't called Jason it is a really really good name I don't anyone can really argue that I mean it's a really

really good name I would say it's probably my favorite name Jason it's yeah yeah I think it is I would argue even to say that it's probably the best name that's ever existed Jason he just just just rolls off your tongue doesn't it Jason yeah or that that would be rolling off my tongue so that's not a good role I got a question about people that roll their words roll their tongue why do they do it and how do they do it so this is this if it's on one of

these debating things is Scottish got a Scottish accent and he's like and he rolls his tongue when he's talking I'm like why are you doing that because that doesn't happen by accident does it it can't do it's got me something that's kind of purposely done I mean maybe I'm wrong but I didn't think the Scottish accent had rolling words in it okay now might be completely wrong but I've I've heard a lot of Scottish accents I've never heard one where they roll the words like in is it Spanish I can't

say I can't do it like instead of every good day I'm not doing very well with this instead of that kind of thing I don't know where that comes from I don't I don't really I mean there was a whole thing I remember someone saying to me the reason why there's a Spanish the Spanish King long time ago had a speech impediment and he made sure that everyone spoke with a speech impediment which is why some of the words have like a like a lisp or something like Mexico instead of

Mexico or Jesus instead of Jesus which is what it means Jesus Jesus and you Jesus I had this conversation once like what you can't call your kids Jesus it's not if I if I if I had a kid right and I called my child Jesus and went to get him baptized I'm pretty sure the church wouldn't even allow it in fact I don't think it'd even be allowed to happen for me to call my child Jesus because that would be blasphemy really I guess I think in the in the UK

churches I don't think it'd be allowed yet there's hundreds of thousands if not more millions maybe in the Spanish-speaking world with the name Jesus they said oh no it's not Jesus it's Jesus okay so it's not blasphemous and no it's not blasphemous so what does Jesus mean it means Jesus so it is blasphemous I mean it's just I can't imagine I've never ever met anyone called Jesus in my life like like English person can you imagine that I didn't being at school and doing the you know doing the sermons or

I don't know if they still do praying and stuff in school I don't know did when I was there and but then I was alive when dragons were still flying around so I was at school then I was at school the Romans used to be on guard we'd walk past the Roman soldiers and they'd say oh hello I say hello and they'd say are you do you go to school here and I'd say yes I do they said what's your name I'd say Jason they said good what's your name or

Bartholomew or good why do you ask us our name or just making sure no one's called Jesus because that's blasphemy okay we didn't really have Romans I don't know why I said that it's weird isn't it I don't know I went in a different direction there it does seem weird called just I don't know it's a little one as little bug things I've got in me just like no yeah no just no but hey the amount that's another thing boxing right I've taught this before but the boxers the the introduction

person who introduces the fighters right when they introduce a Spanish boxer or Mexican boxer usually it's Mexican boxer they introduce it in a Spanish accent introduce the person in Spanish accent what read just from Mexico what to read just brother they don't do that with French fires from France a then I do that from German from Deutschland no they say from Germany from France they don't and they don't put an accent on Francois whatever I'm saying my French friends they don't don't put on a French accent they don't put on

a German accent but the the amount of ones that put on a Spanish accent or Mexican accent and I've never understood why that is and if you had someone from India there are some Indian boxers and some African boxers it's a lot of African boxers they never put on an Indian accent or put on like an African an African style accent because they would probably get in trouble and now I would like to I was gonna go into my Mandela I've got do you want to hear my Mandela voice hello

my name is Mandela did you like that is it any good I haven't done many voices Elvis my name is Elvis Frederick yeah but Mandela my name is Mandela and I like chocolate cake and then oh I like to watch television and sometimes I like to eat soup even though soup isn't really food it's a starter isn't it why do why do people give me soup it's not food it's a starter it's not real food real food has to be solid soup it's just this is a drink it's a drink

in a bowl that's the thing about Mandela obsessed with soup had a real issue with soup I don't know why he had issues he did non-stop moaning about soup you had to really sometimes you had to really focus him otherwise he'd get he'd get distracted and start talking about soup if you believe me if you believe me if you believe me say wow yeah so I need to take the little one out in a minute I need to take Vinnie out for a he's been alright he's we've got another dog

over the fence and it's gone back to the shouting you know like it was before and Vinnie's listening out because I think he probably just wants to meet the dog because he's very very conscious of other animals around I mean this place has got so many cats in in this sort of area there's about three cats per person and Vinnie he gets excited by cats but at the same time he doesn't actually want to meet a cat because he's scared you know I mean so anyway I'm gonna go this has been another boring recording I

hope so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy and be gentle of yourself because you deserve to feel safe lots of love bye you