(music) #1248 Trivia Tuesday - Let Me Bore You To Sleep (3rd December 2024)

Hello and welcome to Trivia Tuesday. Trivia, Trivia, Trivia Tuesday. My name is... I think it would be, I don't know why.

My name's Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can. Safely close your eyes.

This has Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Today is the 3rd of December 2024. And my website's jasonnewland.com. My Facebook group is Jason Newland's Boring Group.

I'm also on YouTube. So it's YouTube at Jason Newland. That's my YouTube channel.

Yeah, just I have done some updating. I mentioned it yesterday, but basically, if for any reason you can't find the podcast or it's not available online, you can't sort of find it. The best place to actually listen to my podcast are on my website, jasonnewland.com. All the latest recordings are available on there.

My website is actually a podcast now. And not only can you play them, you can also download them. And there's no adverts.

And there's six versions each time I produce a recording. One without music, five hours and 10 hours without music. One with music, five and 10 hours with music.

And the... This is my new boring introduction. So the background music is produced. It's called Deep Relaxation from Kevin Macleod.

His website is incompetech.com. That information is also on my website. It's in the drop down link, you know, link things or whatever menu under background music. And also, if you're feeling super groovy, please go to my website and leave a review.

I've got one review at the moment on there. The website's only been up for one day. And Jove left me a nice message.

Thank you, Jove. And it says Jason is a genius and Vinnie too. It was just Vinnie, I believe the first bit.

Yeah, Vinnie. Yeah. He was just barking his head off a minute ago.

It's lovely to have a nice, a lovely slice of their company when I'm struggling to sleep. Thank you, Jove. That's very kind of you.

So if anyone else would like to leave a review, a nice review, thank you. I kind of, it's weird because I've had this website for about 20 years. It feels like almost it's been reborn.

It's a new website. And I suppose in a way it is. And I'm just gonna, it automatically updates with the new podcasts episodes.

Also on the website, there's a link with podcasts on which you can go down and it gives you the individual links for my podcasts. So it's hypnosis for sleeping deeply. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Chronic pain hypnosis. Deep sleep whisper hypnosis. Jason's bedtime story time.

Let me bore your pain away. Relaxation for stress and panic attacks. Relax and sleep hypnosis daily.

Sleepy boring objects. Stop smoking hypnosis. Stress and pain relief.

And stop nail biting. So all of those podcasts, you can click on them and it will take you for example, relaxation for stress and panic attacks. There are 231 recordings on there.

And so you can stream them if you want. Again, no adverts. So most of them are on Spreaker.

The hypnosis for sleeping deeply and the Let Me Bore You To Sleep are on SoundCloud. And the rest are on Spreaker. And my podcast is synced with the hypnosis for sleeping deeply, which is where I upload every single new recording.

And it automatically becomes available on the first page of the website. And also, there's an episode section, which is pretty much just the same as the first page, really. And that's it.

So I like to do a nice long nine hour introduction. It's my new thing. Oh, it makes me feel so good inside.

Just move some stuff around. So today I'm having an experiment. I'm cooking for myself.

Seriously, I'm cooking for myself. Which I haven't done for a while. So what I've done, I've got this technique.

We know what cooking is, Jason. Yeah, I know. But it's my little, my little technique.

So I don't want to sit in the kitchen and watch something cooking. And what I like to do is have a, it's kind of like, oh, I'm going to have a, I don't know. What's it called? Oh, there's a country named after it.

Chicken Kiev, or used to be called. Yeah, now it's Kiev. But it used to be, yeah, Chicken Kiev.

So I've got Chicken Kiev. And what I've done is I've not, that's frozen. So I'm going to put that in the air fryer.

And at the moment, I've got myself a saucepan. Because I didn't have any saucepans or anything. I've got one plate.

So I need to work on that one. So what I'm going to do, or what I've done is I got some potatoes yesterday. I peeled those.

I need to get a peeler or a knife to do that with. But it's hard to do with a spoon. Harder with a fork.

And so that's done. Then I added some cabbage and some brussels sprouts, frozen ones. What I might do in a few is try and get some fresh stuff.

But at the moment, that's what I've got. So this is something I did years ago. Is, it's like a little shortcut.

I put all the veg into the water, let it boil. Come to a boil, you know, where it's boiling. I suppose I don't have to keep saying boiling anymore.

You know when it's like bubbling, like that. That sounded just like potatoes cooking, didn't it? And then I turn the cooker off. Everything off, the hob off, off at the mains.

And I move the saucepan onto a different ring, which isn't hot. Put the lid on. It's got a hole in the lid, so it's fine.

And I just leave it. And if it's left for about an hour, it doesn't really matter how long, really, it cooks. Everything will be cooked.

The potatoes will be fine, the vegetable will be fine. It might not be hot, hot, but you can, you know, heat it up. Just, you know, get the water, boil the water or whatever, just to make it a little bit warmer.

And then cook the chicken kiv. That's my dinner. Chicken kiv will probably take, I don't know, 10 minutes.

Maybe 12 minutes. Maybe 14 minutes, I'm not sure. And then it will be done.

And my dinner will be ready. So technically, my dinner is only taking like 15 minutes to cook. Or if you want to say the five minutes of peeling the potatoes and getting it ready.

So yeah, so 20 minutes. Of actual doing stuff. I'm not as excited as what I was, really.

Once I actually said it out loud, it doesn't seem quite as thrilling. Yeah, when I was in the kitchen, I really was quite excited. But now I sit down and talk about it.

I kind of changed my mind and I'm starting to think that maybe that won't be the subject of my first book. Yeah. So what subject am I going to talk about for Trivia Tuesday? Well, I've been online, going online recently, and I've noticed there's a lot of conspiracy theories, like celebrity conspiracy theories.

So I'm going to talk about them. I've tried to find stuff that is, you know, lighthearted and not serious and stuff. I'm not going to be talking about assassinations and stuff like that.

Lizard people, you know, that kind of rubbish. Well, whether it's true or not. Do you know what? I had a neighbour downstairs years ago.

I remember, I don't know what I was saying. It's something about, I used to have a thing I used to say like, I can't believe I can't can't get, it was just me moaning, really, about, I don't know what it was. I'm not sure.

Like a pencil, a pen that works or a lighter that works or something. Yeah, I can put a man on the moon 50 years ago. And she said, a man on the moon? You believe that, do you? Like, my alarm bells went off, like.

But it wasn't, it was like really serious. Almost like she really was taking it. I don't know, I felt, I didn't know if she held a strong, looking at her face, I didn't know if she held a strong view about that or she just smelt one of my farts.

Because there's a real look of disgust on her face when I mentioned, you know, maybe it's the fact that I said man on the moon. But I don't know, she really didn't believe that anyone had ever been on the moon. And I think it's kind of, yeah, I think it's, I don't know.

Why, I mean, I don't see why a lie like that would be kept going, if it was a lie. Too many people have been involved in it. I mean, thousands upon thousands, hundreds of thousands over the years have been involved in space travel.

If not millions, over the years, over the last 60, 60 odd years or whatever, maybe 70 years, because they all started all in the 50s, didn't they? Trying to like, build this stuff. So I find it very hard to believe that all these people around the world have not said one thing. They're not like told their family, like let it slip, you know, Christmas dinner.

You think so maybe the drink a little, have a little drink, bit merry and maybe it slips out. John, can you pass me the salt, please? The moon landing never happened. Whoops.

What do you say, John? No, it's fine. There's the salt. What do you say about the moon landing? Nothing.

I didn't say anything. Okay. So do you want to watch the, do you want to watch the Queen's speech after dinner? Yeah, we could do.

I can't be bothered to, to go there. But yeah, anyway, it's the Queen's speech, the King's speech. Well, that's, I think there's a few things about the King in there.

So I'm just letting you know, I have not checked any of these and let's face it. These are rumours, celebrity conspiracy theories. So there is no fact checking.

It's just a bunch of nonsense that's online. So that's what we're going to do. So please don't take it seriously.

Not seriously. Just, you know. So the first one is which pop star is rumoured to have been replaced by a clone named Melissa? Anyone? Anyone for anyone? Avril Lavigne.

Okay. It's a bit specific, isn't it? There's one thing being rumoured that you've been replaced by a clone. But why, if you're going to replace a celebrity with a clone, why not just call them the name of the celebrity? Why give them a different name? That seems a bit weird because what if the, clone forgets that they're supposed to be pretending to be Avril Lavigne.

And they let it slip that her name is actually Melissa. Okay, next one. According to a wild theory.

So this, okay, there's a lot of these on here. So I'm going to try and skip them. So according to a wild theory, which rapper is believed to be a time-travelling vampire due to a Civil War era photograph? Now, it's not going to make sense because the answer is Nicolas Cage.

I don't remember. I mean, personally, I can imagine him more likely being a time traveller vampire than a rapper. I mean, he's not a rapper, is he? Nicolas Cage.

Unless, of course, I've missed out on that part of his career. So according to this, the next one, some fans speculate that which two, some, this isn't even worded. Some fans speculate that which two One Direction members are secretly in a relationship? Dubbing them Larry Stylinson.

So Harry and Louis, or Louis, Louis. Pretty good for them if they are. So they're calling them Larry Stylinson.

Larry Stylinson. I don't know if that really makes sense. Tomlinson, Larry, Harry, Louis.

The next one is which former first lady, I imagine they're talking about America here, is humorously speculated to have been replaced by a body double, leading to the fake Melania, Melania theory. I think the clues in the name. I think there's a clue there.

So Melania, Trump, apparently. I've not heard that before. I'm not, I'm not going to say, no, I'm not.

I'm not. No. You know, I was thinking, well, I'd get myself a body double.

But no, I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say that. If I had to sleep with him. No, I'm not going to say anything about that.

No, I'd still, you know, no. So which is next? Which pop icon is at the center of a theory suggesting she faked her pregnancy and used a surrogate for her first child? Apparently, Beyonce, but you know what, whose business is it? So what if she did? As long as she loves the boy or girl or whatever, it's just like, just so, yeah. I imagine if I was married, my wife would probably want to get a body double.

Probably double, a body double, yeah, rather than sleep with me. Which Canadian singer is humorously rumored to be a clone with fans pointing to changes in her appearance over time? It's just going back to Avril Lavigne, Avril Lavigne, Avril Lavigne. Lavigne.

They're kind of going over the same one there. So that's, that was a bit of a let down. Poor Avril, leave Avril alone.

So what if she has got a clone? There's actually a, what's it called? Subservience or something. It's a movie, isn't it? This, this is like drug, it's a futuristic movie. And the lady who's a big star, but she's, she, she's seeing that she's being replaced by younger women or they're trying to replace her with a younger woman.

So she gets this drug and it basically creates a clone of a younger version of herself. Ah, which British royal is a subject of a theory claiming he fathered a secret love child in Australia? Prince Charles was. It's King Charles.

This is a little bit out of date, isn't it? It's King Charles, me old fella. You leave our king alone. You leave my king alone.

And so what if he did? I mean, whose business is it? It's kind of weird, though, because there's a conspiracy about Prince, what's his name? Who's the ginger one? Harry. That's Prince Harry being the love child of a, I forget his name. But he looks like him.

And. So look. So Prince Harry.

Okay, let's have a look. Okay, right. If you just put in Prince Harry, real father, James Hewitt.

And they do look like really, really similar, which is weird. It's but it's just, you know, it's it's conspiracy. But yeah, it's one of those things.

If you if someone comes out. Looking like very different from everyone else, you're going to be probably I don't I don't know if there's been any ginger people in. I don't know if look like him.

Because he was friends with his mum. With her. Yeah, with mum.

But I'm sure it's not just conspiracy. Don't know why people have to mention it. What is this? Which pop star is humorously rumored to be a clone of a former satanic leader due to their striking resemblance? Taylor Swift.

Oh, leave Taylor alone. The thing is, Taylor Swift now is just famous for being famous. I mean, she's famous for what she does.

But people that don't even know. And I'm one of them, really. I don't know anything about music.

I don't follow her. I couldn't even name one of her songs. But everyone knows who she is.

She's just super famous. I guess it's like people that never watched. They've got no interest in boxing, but they know who Muhammad Ali is.

Or Mike Tyson. I'm just trying to think of all people that have got no interest in football, but they know who Maradona is or was. Or they know who, whoever the famous people are now.

Which actor is at the center of a theory claiming he is immortal based on historical photographs? Keanu Reeves. I tell you what, there's an actor that just doesn't age. And it's absolutely ridiculous.

Right, where is it? Where is it? Where are the outsiders? Who's in the outsiders? It's absolutely ridiculous. Okay, the outsiders. Not the film.

The film's great. One of my favorite films ever. Stay Golden.

So, okay, the outsiders, the novel. I don't want the novel. I want the movie.

The movie. The movie. Where is it? The outsiders.

Why is it? That's very strange. Why can't I find the Wikipedia for that? Yeah, oh well. So the outsiders, the cast.

What's his name? Matt Dillon. So Matt Dillon. He's at least 90 now.

I mean, literally, at least 90 years old. And he's not even 90 years old. How? How? Because he is.

He's so young looking. Oh, itchy bum, sorry. He's age 60.

Okay, so he's not 90, but he's 60. Born in 1964. How? How is that even possible? He's been around forever and ever and ever.

His first movie was when I was nine. His first television, oh right, it was 1982. But the first movie was when I was nine in 1979.

And he's been in a lot of movies. Actually, not that many really, thinking about it. Oh.

Maybe that's why he stayed so young, because he does like maybe one movie a year. Oh. So he has a couple of years off every now and then.

So he's not doing loads of movies back to back. So maybe that's why he's kept young. He's just ticking along, doing the movies.

He's been, he was in the Outsiders. Oh, 83. Outsiders and Rumpelstiltskin.

Rumblefish. Both brilliant movies. So he was in those.

And then Drug Store Cowboy. A Kiss Before Dying, that was quite a good film. Was that Mr. Wonderful? There's something about Mary.

Wild Things. I see Crash, he was really good in Crash. I'm surprised, was he nominated for anything for that? Because that was one of his best, well personally I think one of his best bits.

Now he played Charles Bukowski in Factotum, or Henry Chinesky, but it's actually Henry Chinesky was Charles Bukowski, the writer. Mickey Rourke played him, and then, what's his name, played him, what's his name, Matt Dillon, and it just didn't make sense. I'm not going to be rude here, but it just seems a bit, it's like getting, I don't know, try to think of some really good looking young actor to play me, it just wouldn't work, and to get someone like Matt Dillon to play Charles Bukowski was just, he's a great actor, but it's just weird.

Just didn't work. Just, because he just, yeah. Anyway, I don't know why I'm talking about that, what am I talking about that for? So the next one is about Michael Jackson, that he faked his demise to escape the pressures of fame, and I don't know, that's been said about so many different people.

They said it about Elvis Presley, 20, 30 years before that, they said it about Buddy Holly, they said it about Bruce Lee, they, whoever they are, they need to keep quiet, all them, them, they. But they did, they said, didn't they say that about, I remember Buddy Holly, for years I kept hearing that rumour when I was a kid, Buddy Holly, he's still alive. And, which is weird, because I don't know if you, there might be some people listening to this that don't even know who Buddy Holly is.

Buddy Holly, Buddy Holly, phenomenal. Absolutely prolific. He, he did more in like two years than I'd say anybody in the music industry's ever done.

Maybe, maybe not the Beatles, okay, the Beatles probably, maybe Elvis, but he wrote all his own songs. The songs, apart from the ones that he didn't write, I think there was a few that he did, but he, you know, he did, he was a songwriter, and he had loads of hits, one after another. And imagine if he was still around today, he'd be in his, I guess in his 80s, he's in his 20s, in the 50s, so what's that, 50, 60s, let's say if he was born in 1930, I wonder, let's have a look and figure it out.

I'm not sure, there must be Buddy, Buddy Holly, he still put Buddy in and Holly comes up at the top. Buddy Holly, he was born 1936. And literally his career, everything ended at age 22.

22. Phenomenal. I mean, how? All his brothers and sisters, his eldest sibling, Larry, his eldest brother, lived to 1922.

2022, sorry. So the list of hits he had, let's have a look, his dicks, dickography, discography. And so look, I do wonder how many hits, the Creeps played one more, he could fire, takes us to, we could promote.

All right, so they did, I think there are quite a or posthumously. So albums, 1957 The Chirping Crickets and in 1958 Buddy Holly, Buddy Holly then that'll be the day Buddy Holly and the Three Tunes. Oh give us the songs I want to see what the songs are.

The songs. True Love Ways. This isn't very, the 1950s the Buddy Holly story.

Oh this is albums, compilation albums. Right I want singles. Give me singles please.

Just singles, nothing else. Singles. Love Me, Blue Days Black Nights.

I don't know that one. 1956 Modern Don Juan, You Are My One Desire. Don't know that one either.

And then 1956 That'll Be The Day. That was his, that really was his big old bang bang. That'll be the day and that got to number one in America and the UK.

It was in the US Hot 100 number one also in the US R&B. Did they have R&B back then? We created R&B back then. OK blimey.

I wouldn't have thought That'll Be The Day would be a R&B song. You know if you think of Usher and Buddy Holly it's quite similar. Words Of Love.

I don't know that one. Rock Around With Online V. That'll Be The Day. 1957 Buddy Holly.

So it looks to me like, why did they re-release it? Peggy Sue, Every Day, Oh Boy, Not Fade Away. So that was on the same record. I'm Gonna Love You Too, Listen To Me.

So some of those songs were b-sides that were absolutely brilliant. Maybe Baby I'll Have You. Only got to number 17 in America.

Rave On. Only got to 37. Think It Over.

Only got to 27. Think it over what you just said. Think it over in your pretty little head.

Are you sure that I'm not the one? Is our love real? Are we fine? Just sing it over. Just sing it over. Cause only heart grows cold and old.

Fool's Paradise. I can't remember how that goes. Girls On My Mind, Tingling.

No. Early In The Morning. I don't remember that one either.

It's So Easy To Fall In Love. Didn't even, didn't even register on the charts. Brilliant song.

It's So Easy To Fall In Love. It's So Easy To Fall In Love. So yeah, didn't even get in the hits, in the charts.

Real Wild, Oh You Beautiful Dolls, I Don't Know. Heartbeat. Heartbeat.

So 1958. That got to 82. And then he had a little resurgence.

It Doesn't Matter Anymore. Got number 13 in America and number 1 in the UK. There you go baby.

Hear my weary. Left me here so I could sit and cry. Well, oops-a-daisy, I was going crazy.

Well I guess it doesn't matter anymore. There's no use in me crying. I've done everything and now I'm sick of trying.

I've thrown away my life. I've wasted all my days. I've thrown away my nights.

Wasted all my days over you. See, brilliant song. Raining In My Heart.

Only got to number 88. Only got to number 88. I know I'm getting excited here but like how can a song.

The sun is out. The sky is blue. There's not a cloud to spoil the view but it's raining.

I suppose you don't have to really do the do-do-do-do-do-do. Raining in my heart. The weatherman says clear today.

He doesn't know you've gone away and it's raining. Oh, raining in my heart. Oh, misery, misery.

What's gonna become of me? I tell my blues they mustn't show but soon these tears are bound to flow cause it's raining. Raining in my heart. So that got 88 in America.

Nothing in the UK. It doesn't matter anymore. 13 in America.

1 in the UK. How does that one go? There you go, baby. Here on my willy.

Left is right. Cause it doesn't matter. Yeah, so that's that one.

So that was. Yeah, so what else? Peggy Sue got married. That got to number 13 in the UK.

How could that not get? I mean, this was after he had left us but Peggy Sue got, what was it? Peggy Sue got married in a lager. Have you heard? How does it go? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue got married in a lager.

Right, this blows my trumpet, this one. 1960, they released True Love Ways. Didn't register in America.

Got 25 in the UK. True Love Ways, one of the greatest songs ever made, in my little opinion. How does it go? Just you know why, do you? Why you and I will try and try no true love ways.

Sometimes we'll try. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Sometimes we'll cry and we'll know why.

Just you and I. No true love ways. The Waze, our True Love Waze, will bring us joys to share, with all who really care. I'm going to go really loud now, I won't, I won't.

True Love Waze was re-released, got to 160 in America, number 4 in the UK. Brown Eyed Handsome Man, that's a good song as well, rockin' around with Ollie V, what to do, love is strange, you're the one. So there's a lot of songs that weren't even on there.

Love Me, That'll Be The Day, Words Of Love, Rock Around Ollie. I'm Wondering, Memorial Collection, Buddy Holly, Greatest Hits, let's have a look at the songs that weren't on there. Maybe Baby, That'll Be The Day, Not Fade Away, Everyday, Oh Boy, was Oh Boy on that list I think it was, Peggy Sue, that must have been on that list.

Maybe Baby, Rave On, Think It Over, Think it over what you just said, think it over in your good little head, are you sure, Rave On, Rave On, Rave On, tell me, tell me, not to be lonely, tell me, my love was all you had, Rave On to me.

Words Of Love, I don't know how that one goes, That'll Be The Day, you make me cry, but that'll be the day, when you say goodbye, you know you're gonna leave, I don't wanna lie, cause that'll be the day, when I don't, Not Fade Away, I ain't gonna tell you how it's gonna be, you're gonna wanna give your love to me, Everyday, Everyday, things are getting faster, going faster than a roller coaster, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, what's that one go, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, yeah, Oh Boy, Oh Boy,

Peggy Sue got married not long ago, see, remember now, if you knew, Peggy Sue, oh I know why I feel blue, oh Peggy, maybe Peggy Sue, I'm gonna love you too, I don't know, maybe baby, Rave On, Rave On, Rave On, tell me, tell me, not to be lonely, lonely, I love you only, Rave On to me, Think It Over, brilliant song, Think It Over what you just said, and then It's So Easy To Fall In Love, It's So Easy To Fall In Love, Heartbeat, does it,

well I guess it doesn't matter anymore, there's loads of songs, loads, there's like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, like 12, in my opinion, the fact that I know the words to 12, maybe not all the words, to 12 of his songs, I don't know all the words to 12 of anybody's songs, I don't know where I went there, I went into a Buddy Holly cul-de-sac, sorry I'm back, which actor, again they're saying Kanye West is the answer, they're saying that he cloned,

he's a clone, he's not an actor is he, unless he has acted, okay this is repeating itself a little bit here, which British royal is humorously rumoured to be a vampire due to his Transylvanian connections, King Charles, which, it's just repeating, it's repeating, it's a bit like me, which, it's literally just repeating itself over and over again, Beyonce, Nicolas Cage, Avril Lavigne, Prince Charles, Beyonce, Nicolas Cage, Avril Lavigne, Lavigne, I can't even say her name, oh come on, this is ridiculous, okay so I've found some others now,

which pop star is believed to secretly work for the Illuminati with her Superbowl performance seen as evidence, Beyonce, yay, the weird thing about it is Beyonce's hubby, whatever his name is, Jay-Z, now he was a huge star long before Beyonce, he's been around decades, he's a massive star and he's got his own, you know, huge fan base and he's, you know, he's very successful and talented and everything, the thing is, if you, if I'm going to put this nicely, I saw Beyonce came out, I don't know if it was a concert,

it might have actually been at the Superbowl a few years back, but Beyonce came out and was singing and then Jay-Z came out and was doing his uh-huh, uh-huh and the thing is, she came out in this dress that, I mean, looked a million dollars, probably was worth more than that and singing with her amazing vocals and she's a phenomenal singer, and he stood there in his jeans and I think he might have had dungarees on or something, pulling his trousers up, couldn't get trousers to fit,

can't afford a belt and she outshined him, I mean, she couldn't, she can't match him for what he does, but he can't match her for what she does and what that was about was her singing and just going uh-huh, uh-huh, every now and then, repeating maybe the last word of the sentence, didn't, it just didn't, yeah, it seemed a bit strange, I mean, it's kind of like, I'll tell you, here's an example, yeah, the, do you know the bloke that plays, oh, he plays the Marvel character, the underground, the undersea,

the undersea superhero, Aquaman, that's it, and he was in Game of Thrones, now, anyone knows who he is, know that he's a big, big man, you know, he's a big strong man, Tyson Fury turned up to visit him in the gym, probably a year or two ago, and he wasn't a big man in that, you know, if he, he was big compared to the average person, but compared to Tyson Fury, he was little, not little, but you know, he was, he was like a child with an adult, almost,

because Tyson Fury is so big, not only is nearly seven foot, he's like 20, walks around at 20 stone, and that's a healthy weight for him, which is about 500 pounds, I think, so it's kind of, you know, it's, I don't know what my point is, but yeah, it's JZ, by the way, he's like, you should be saying JZ, no, no, we don't say Z, we don't say Z here, we say Z, the alphabet ends with Z, in this country, it's just, it's just, we invented the language, you just ruined it,

that's what my dad used to say, I don't know, someone said it once, so which singer is rumoured to have been cryogenically frozen after his death, is it Walt Disney, well, I'll just keep going, with conspiracy theorists believing his body is stored under Disneyland, Walt Disney, there's a clue there, wasn't it, I don't think they, I think it's just his head they froze, not his body, anyway, it's, you know what, I think when I was a kid, I thought, oh, maybe, maybe get frozen, come back, you know, but the other day,

I was going through my freezer, and I found some stuff, fish fingers, they'd been in there for about a year and a half, at the bottom of the freezer, they weren't even cookable, they were damaged, they were absolutely disgusting, I tried to cook them, the cooker just turned itself off, refused to work, I'm not having them inside me, not having that inside me, so I don't know if I'd want to, but that's just in a year, imagine what a brain would be like after, what's it been, 50 years, 40 years,

45 years, or whatever it's been, that is, so I don't know, not sure if I'd trust the technology, although, we kind of do need to have some kind of technology that cryogenically keeps people in some kind of a sleep, animated source, I don't know what they call it, reanimated state, especially with things like space travel, because traveling to somewhere like Mars, or if you're going to travel to something that might take 100 years, so if you can cryogenically stop someone from aging for 100 years, and then they just wake up at the end of it,

oh, a good yawn, have a look around, actually that reminds me of a movie, I don't know if you've seen it, it's a good movie, really good movie, it is, okay, what's her name, what's her name, what's her name, what's her name, The Hunger Games movie, so what's her name, who's in it, what do you do that for, stop it, Hunger Games movie, Jennifer Lawrence, She's 34 now.

Jennifer Lawrence.

There was a movie that she was in. I really highly recommend watching it. It's nothing dodgy, it's just an actual movie that she made.

Where is it? Where is it? It was... Passengers. One of my favourite movies she did. Although she did do a really... She's done a weird movie and it's called Mother.

Very freaky, freaky movie. But she did a film called Passengers and it's got Chris Pratt and her. That's it pretty much.

It's really good. It's actually really good. I don't know.

I'm not going to spoil it but it's based upon that really. It's based upon that kind of travelling through space and stuff. It's very good.

Let's get rid of Buddy Holly. Oh that's not bad. Gets better.

Doesn't matter anymore. Which singer is humorously claimed by some to be a government experiment gone wrong? Explained in her extraordinary vocal range. Mariah Carey.

A government experiment gone wrong? That's not... It's almost like they're saying because your amazing vocal range is amazing you must be an experiment gone wrong. Like really? Which popular artist is rumoured to have... I can't get on with that. It's Madonna.

They're just more silliness. Which famous talk show host is speculated to be part of some kind of underground conspiracy thingamajig due to her public friendships with various celebrities. They're being very careful how they word this.

Oprah Winfrey. Right. Now this one is about Elvis Presley allegedly faking his demise and stuff.

Apparently he's living as a gardener in the US somewhere. I hope he is. I really do.

Which actor has been speculated to be part of a secret underground alien movement thanks to his intense Scientology beliefs. Now if they hadn't mentioned Scientology you might like. Because there's only a handful, only a few Scientologists that I know of like celebrities that I can think of really.

You've got Tom Cruise, John Travolta and what's her name from Cheers? She was a Scientologist wasn't she? Who was also filmed with John Travolta in The Baby. Look Who's Talking. Remember that movie? And then we've got which famous rapper is said to have predicted numerous world events in his songs and is rumoured to be a prophet Tupac Shakur.

I saw this interview on YouTube the other day with this man that said that he was good friends with Michael Jackson and he actually saw apparently they were both outside a nightclub. This was in the 90s I suppose. Tupac came out of the nightclub and he was being disrespectful to a lady that Michael Jackson knew and Michael Jackson then told him off and Tupac said what are you going to do about it?

And Michael said what did you say? As you couldn't hear him but apparently according to this man Michael Jackson beat him up.

Michael Jackson had a fight with Tupac and won. Which supermodel is believed by some to never age because she made a pact with vampires? Naomi Campbell. Now that I believe.

Which Hollywood actress is rumoured to be a robot based on her seemingly emotionless interviews? Kristen Stewart. Ok. I know about this.

Which pop star is believed by conspiracy theorists to have time travelled to ancient Egypt due to her Cleopatra themed performances? Katy Perry. So does that mean that anyone's ever played Cleopatra or anyone involved in that has time travelled from that era? Anyone that plays anyone is a time traveller from the paper? No. Which actor known for his stern on screen persona is believed to be a secret reptilian proven by strange eye movements during interviews?

Samuel L Jackson.

Ok. So it also says that Tupac Shakur is apparently living in Cuba. Ok.

What other people have been accused of being a lizard person due to his robotic movements and awkward interactions during interviews? Mark Zuckerberg. Which celebrity is rumoured to be an immortal vampire after fans found a painting from the 1800s that looked just like him? Jay-Z. Which actor is humorously rumoured to have never smiled in his entire career, leading fans to believe he's a programmed android? Keanu Reeves.

Which pop star allegedly has a twin that secretly performs with her or for her when she's tired or doesn't feel like showing up? Britney Spears. Which actor's star has a theory about him that suggests he doesn't actually perform his own stunts but instead has a CGI double? Which actor's star has a theory about him that suggests he doesn't actually perform his own stunts but instead has a CGI double?

Angelina Jolie's dad is phenomenal. He was in a TV show that I watched and he was by far the star of the show.

It wasn't about him but he shone so brightly. Which royal is thought by some to be a secret assassin? Prince Harry. Which comedian is rumoured to be an alien because he never ages? Paul Rudd.

Johnny Depp, apparently he's a vampire according to this. Everyone's a vampire or a reptile or an alien or a clone. They're not very creative really.

Which celebrity is claimed by some to be a government sleeper agent because of their sudden rise to fame? Cardi B. Which celebrity is claimed by some to be a government sleeper agent because of their sudden rise to fame? Cardi B. Which actor has a theory that he's secretly immortal stemmed from his lack of ageing throughout his career? Jared Leto. Which socialite is believed to have sold her soul for fame leading to a meteoric rise in pop culture?

All of them. That's Kim Kardashian apparently.

Which famous actor is rumoured to have telepathic abilities due to his on point predictions in interviews? Jim Carrey. Apparently Biggie Smalls is living in South America. That's the legend, that's obviously not true.

Apparently David Bowie had put hidden messages in his songs hinting that there's going to be an alien invasion, so that's cool. Apparently there's a rumour that Kurt Cobain is now a farmer in Iowa. The thing is if you want to just, you can just quit fame.

It's quite easy really. I mean it's easy for me to say that but you just stop doing stuff don't you? If you're a musician you just quit, don't record any more interviews, don't record any more songs, go and live somewhere where people won't know who you are, change your hair. You can be in a restaurant and see someone super famous and not know it's them.

All they've got to do is just have their hair different, wear different clothes to what you're used to seeing them in. And also even if they look like the person, you're not going to believe it's them. You might think oh he looks a bit like John Lennon but don't think it is.

You know it's kind of like, it's just people look like each other. And generally the people, from what I've seen, some people do look exactly what they look like. But I've seen celebrities in the past that don't look how they look on TV.

What are you hassling me for Vin? Are you hungry? OK, I'll get you some dinner in a minute. He's giving me hassle. Which billionaire, I'll end on this one, which billionaire is rumoured to be actually a character played by a famous actor as part of an elaborate prank on the world? Now I love this, Elon Musk.

How brilliant is that? So the famous actor, Daniel Day-Lewis, has actually created this creation called Elon Musk. How cool is that? Here's another one. Which 80 stars thought by some to have been abducted by aliens leading to his sudden disappearance from spotlight? Rick Astley.

Now that's an example. Rick Astley was a huge star in the UK, I think obviously other countries as well. He just stopped making music.

He quit. He retired. He came back.

But he'd had enough and he stopped. So what have you got to do if you're super famous? I mean I talk from experience of course. What would I know? OK, apparently Justin Timberlake has got hypnotic powers.

OK, that's good. The stupid Colbert apparently has a time machine, which is why he never ages. He only predicts, oh yeah, predicts upcoming trends.

OK, which producer? Apparently Adele, according to this, a rumour believed to secretly run a spy ring, using her concerts as a cover for international operations. Oh dear. I think with things like this, Biggie Smalls runs a successful food truck in New Zealand.

I think the stuff like this is just people with too much time. The thing is there's so many absolutely weird stuff that's real. We don't need to make up stuff.

We don't need to make things up. That's why I don't really get why some people in the world need to create drama. There's enough drama already.

It's no reason really to ever be bored. Not really, apart from when you listen to me. Which Hollywood actor? OK, apparently Brad Pitt might be an alien due to his almost perfect facial features.

Or you flip it around, maybe he became a famous actor because of his almost perfect facial features. I mean, I like Brad Pitt. We've got a lot in common.

Right, are you really going to be hassling me? Really? Vinnie, are you going to be hassling me? Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld, the reason why he had such weird plot changes in the final season is because of aliens. Apparently, Jennifer Lawrence is now living under a different identity somewhere else. What are you doing? He wants me to stop.

Alright, OK. I'll have to stop and get him some food. Either that or he needs to go out for a toilet.

What do you need? Toilet or food? Do you need to empty or refill? Mouth or bum? Do you need to empty your bum bum or do you need to have food in your mouth? So, thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself.

Lots of love. Bye.