(Overnight Voice Only) I Have The Bestest Audience #1629 Let Me Bore You To Sleep

Hello and welcome to let me bore you to sleep. My name is Jason Newland and please only listen when you can. Safely close your eyes.

Yeah, yeah, only stay there. Hope you're well. Today is the is Tuesday the 9th of June 2026 and I am sitting at my at my desk in my living room.

Vinny is on the sofa giving himself what looks like a very very thorough bed bath. He's been very thorough and he seems to be focusing on one particular part. So I guess that part's dirtier than all the other parts.

I don't know but yep that's what's going on over there. It is 4.45 in the afternoon. I'm a bit yawny.

I was feeling a little bit uh I don't know if flat is the the the right word but a little bit dozy about this time in the afternoon. Just a little bit. I'm okay once I get started.

I'm kind of like a like an old car that's actually quite regular and quite reliable but it doesn't go particularly fast and it takes a while to get going. You know it takes a bit a bit of time to get warmed up but it can move slowly. So it generally will start every time but don't expect to get where you're going on time I guess.

That's me. That's a nice what a lovely description of myself. Well that book of positive psychology is doing me the world of good.

Yep that's what's going on. I will stop yawning in a minute. Don't worry.

Anyone that listens to me regularly you know I never yawn for long. I don't mean as in time span of actually yawning. It's just a few seconds but it it does end and then I forget that I was yawning.

It might be because I'm focusing on stuff. I don't know. Maybe.

So just heard a little bit of shouting in the garden so there may be a little bit of background sound. I'll try and edit anything out that's too noisy. It's you know unless I record early early early in the morning I can't really guarantee a quiet recording.

I mean I think that I do okay. I think I'd I think I edit the recordings fairly well but you know I do my best and people do listen so I can't be doing too bad. I've got three people that listen regularly.

Three. It used to be five but hey it's okay. And it's not bad for 20 years work.

Three regulars. So what was I going to say? Oh yeah. So I've got a website called jasonnewland.com and let's have a look at it.

So jasonnewland.com. All my latest recordings are uploaded there. You can also so you can stream the latest stuff. You can also download each recording and as I'm going through them I mean all the latest stuff I put up there you can download all six versions of the recording at once.

And it's completely free at the moment so at the time of recording. So you can download I mean yesterday's Let Me Boyd You Sleep number 1628 is there. So yeah so there's there's a lot of recordings and there's thousands.

I'm also in the process of trying to upload and update the sleep hypnosis section but it's so time consuming. I kind of don't want to do it if that makes sense. I want it done going through it because it's really really slow.

You know uploading each recording up uploading six different recordings well the same recording but six versions to each download is just yeah it's takes quite a long time. My podcasts all of my podcasts are available on all the major podcast hosts such as Apple Podcasts, Spotify etc. I have a YouTube channel where all of my recordings are automatically updated uploaded updated whatever so you can stream them on there and every day I upload one recording to X what's the other one Instagram and TikTok.

Now I'm a little behind with them only as far as I'm ahead with the recordings but every day I do upload one recording. So instead of uploading two or three to catch up I just do one every day and I'm probably about six days ahead in real life. That makes sense and then what do I normally say oh yeah if I welcome any PayPal gifts my PayPal address is PayPal.me forward slash Jason Newland and if you'd like to help to help towards the costs of running this free service which is a fair bit of money actually every month for me for me I've got Q&A Friday this Friday so I have posted them on oh yeah on my Facebook group Jason Newland's Boring Group.

So I've already got four questions I do believe and if you if anyone else has got a question then I'm happy to answer just go to you don't have to go to the Facebook group you can stick the questions on YouTube you can stick the questions you can send them to my email address jasonnewland. hotmail. co. uk it's up to you see or can you contact me on my website I don't know oh send subscribe to our emails yeah no I don't seem to have this I thought I had to I have to sort that out I thought you could contact oh yes you can there's a contact page I don't even know my own website just clicked on contact put your name your email phone number and your comment in all fairness you haven't got to put you can just put fake name fake email fake telephone number and a comment yeah and you put your real name just so I know who it is that sent the thing but you haven't got to put all this other information in but you've got to put something in the boxes but you know yeah I'm going to test that so I'm going to put Willie little Willie I don't know wait a minute I want to do that sounds a bit silly isn't it childish average-sized Willie um that's because I don't want to I want to just test it but you know I like to put the silly things but I don't want to be too childish um so big bouncy boobies at hotmail.

com telephone number six six six six six six six six six six six six six six comment right poo that's my comment I've been saying what is this please drag the shape of the left to the place where it fits I can't stand these stupid things what to the left where it fits I know where it's supposed to fit am I supposed to know that that's ridiculous it's one of those like catch for catch for things really really silly pointless verify verifies I sent it so it must have worked I don't see the point in that just I realize it's to stop spam but do you know those ones where you have to sort of um click on the they've got like six images or something you have to click on the ones where you can see a bicycle or you can see a tree or you can see a traffic sign traffic lights like just stop it then you've got others that are really lazy which says click here to say that you're human which I'm pretty sure spam bots can probably figure that one out so I just I remember that saying that I remember my guy passed away actually just recently the neighbor just to just next to where I live over the other side and there was a gate but it was empty there's no gate okay wasn't it what's an empty gate so there was a hole there's a fence but there's no gate on the fence yeah does that make sense so he had the council come and put a gate on the fence because I think he didn't want dogs running in there because he had cats there was something he didn't want something that was annoying him no he didn't want people coming through because people walking through that's it so he thought if he put a fence up that deter people and he's so so pleased with himself and he was sort of in the garden telling everyone that he got the council to put that fence up this is only partially true by the way and um and someone said to him why why have you asked the council to do that he said uh oh because too many people are using this as a walkthrough you know this is a private gardens this is just for the people who live there it's not for it's not it's not a pathway a public pathway he might not have said it like that because he's northern I think he said pathway I don't think he said path because not you don't say path in I don't know what part of the country it just stops but there is if you don't live there that um there's a part of the country where if you travel let's say by train you're not allowed to say path or bath it's something in your brain changes and you start saying path and bath is when I went to Nottingham I got off the train I felt normal I mean I didn't feel any different to what I had had felt when I left London a bit tired but hungry needed a poo but so I get off the train and or the bus I think I was a coach or train I can't remember and I go into a shop and I said I want to buy a newspaper and the first thing that came out of my mouth was duck and I'm like what am I saying why did I say that and I said I do apologize love um what's what's going and she said hey no no worries and I thought something's wrong here why don't you shout out a duck duck and start saying love because you know I'm kind of this was the 90s and saying love to someone is kind of classed as condescending uh talking down to someone or being sexist so all right darling all right love but some people talk like that like like but they're not being condescending or sexist they're just just the way that they they talk or it's the area they've been brought up in or whatever I've never said the word darling out of sarcasm okay I'll re- that sounded like I've never been sarcastic now what I mean is I've never I've never said darling when I wasn't being sarcastic so only when I was in the sarcastic mode would I in the past not now but when I was much much younger like five years old and stuff 45 um I would use a word like darling white love white sweetheart but some people actually use those terms and and they're not all old they're not all old you know there's someone you feel okay someone's in their 80s 90s saying sweetheart darling love um is kind of that's how they used to speak when they were younger there's something going on around here I don't know what it is it was happening yesterday I've changed the subject not not purposefully just something's reminding me and there's this big bang and it's been happening it happened yesterday as well it sounds like thunder in the distance but really really angry thunder about to descend upon us like proper like like the biggest thunderstorm as yet I realize I can't really say that to the people because I've got a worldwide audience and you're all wonderful and I love you all but I can't say oh picture the biggest thunder storm because in this country we don't have we have bad weather for us it can be windy for us but we don't have you know if you compare to somewhere that has a rainy season or a typhoon season hurricane season yeah we we don't know what it's like to have that kind of excessive weather um we do have it we do have excessive weather but for us and a lot of the distress that can be caused by weather is because we're just not prepared this country's not prepared for any kind of weather out of the usual anything out of like normal temperatures or rainfall we're just not prepared for it I say we I'm not talking about I'm just saying just generally the country the government the the roads everything it's yeah it's one of those weird things that's kind of always been the same it I think it's one of the things that makes this country quaint but at the same time it's also there's a there's a kind of a silliness of living somewhere that has that like I wouldn't live well I generally wouldn't want to live somewhere where there was oh okay I'm getting excited by this conversation I don't know why I think it's because I'm waiting for that email to come through oh it's not gonna come through is it because I put a fake email address damn it oh but it might come through it will come through because it was from someone else oh okay here we go got it the person sending the message was average willie size average size willie how was China big bouncy boobies at hotmail.

com number six six six six six six that was a bit the comment is poo oh that's about as childish as I'm gonna get although it's not the most childish thing I've said today or the most silliest thing I said today because I had the electrician from the council come around to fix the light in the bathroom and it's one of those jobs that I'm not allowed to I can't touch it and the reason why actually he couldn't touch it because of the asbestos right there's a little bit of old shouty shouty in the garden it's not shouting it's just talk shouting shouty talk because you know some people don't have a volume control um I think there's a what's that comedy sketch where there was someone literally just talking and he just always talked really loudly but he didn't know it I actually know someone that does that but they're in the garden you can the level that I can hear them is the level that I should be able to hear them if they was in here if that makes sense see it gives you a sense of where I'm living though doesn't it I know technically like well why would you include background sounds I'll tell you what the lady over the fence she's 70 she don't look 70 it's a lot younger for her age she don't don't look over 60 I think I love her I just really just wow just had the feeling of complete and utter love very conditional but love nevertheless no I'm in a silly mood um I had the electrician come around and he said no I can't do it he didn't say that he said can't do it I said okay and he went on to explain it to me I'm like I don't care why you can't do it just go away I don't care um it's really weird do you ever meet someone and they don't seem to be very friendly to start with not rude but just kind of don't want to talk just want to get down to business just you know I'm not talking about a massage parlor I'm talking um or sorter I'm just just want to just you know I just want to I just want to get you get your thing out and just get it done and then move on to the next client you know I brought my ladder and that's what he was like to start with but this is like half a no this was half eight in the morning yeah it was and I was half asleep because I've just been sitting down listening to some music because I've made my recording in the morning for the um the what's it called you know my podcast the one the one um breaking free from control and manipulation I've now done 20 episodes I don't know why but I'm quite pleased with it quite pleased with I mean I should like oh I shouldn't be surprised that I stick with some stuff because I mean what do we say what episode is this you know I mean I've done quite a few recordings 1628 let me boy to sleeps so this is 1629 which means six 1628 I'll be heading towards we've got 200 days left of the year 1850 I do apologize if the if the background sounds a little bit annoying it doesn't normally stick around at this time of night well it's 10 past five this time the evening usually quietens down a bit most most of the noise is kind of during the day and on a day like this because it's been quite rainy overcast they don't the knitting club doesn't sort of meet um the goss it's called the local gossipy knitting club they don't meet and you know download information to each other about all the neighbors but who that's what I do oh my neighbor the the gate yeah so he was so proud he was pleased that he had the gate and he got the counter to do it because he just was and I understand where he's coming from you know this you don't really want complete strangers using because they were walking through the gate and then through our building either through his part of the building or through my part of the building which apart from anything it disturbs the building because doors are being slammed and it's all hours of the night so I get where he's coming from and you know I'm not making I am a girl I'm not making fun of him but I'm kind of just he had a point see I can see different sides and if I'm in the right mood if I'm in if I'm not then I can kind of just maybe only see my side but I'm able to see other people's points of view and it's like oh see you know what it feels like to to you see like to be another person you can see through another person's eyes no I can't but logically it makes sense that you know he's got his own feelings and he did kind of mention a bit about it and then I think well yeah people do walk through here other people's we've had people sleeping on the hallway or in the hallway at the top at night um I had a friend actually did that they slept outside I felt bad because um it's about a year past two years ago maybe and he I got him in in the end to warm him up he was so cold he had been knocking and Vinnie didn't hear him so he came in in the end I just let him sleep in the bed and because he I mean you even if you you're not going to get much sleep here all night on concrete even if it is like sheltered it was still cold but oh yeah so so this neighbor he said yeah he's so pleased about the the new gate and he said yeah that'll stop people from just using it as a walkway and I said yeah unless they know how to turn a handle because the other gates got a handle on it or how to push a handle which is a push handle unless they know how to push a handle unless they know know how to use a gate use a gate door and he didn't seem pleased but that kind of made sense to me it tickled me a little bit as well because I thought yeah it's not really I mean it's a deterrent maybe at night because they can't there's no lighting so they probably end up banging into things and fiddling around and because of some of the dodgies that used to live around here not anymore but some of the dodgies are maybe used to live around here they like that gate because it didn't make any noise because there was not a gate on there was just a fence with a gap so they could do the weird things they're up to then run through but having to open a gate is a little bit noisy you know early hours of the morning so I guess it probably was a deterrent but even so I just said to him yeah yeah it's a good deterrent unless of course they know how to use a handle yeah I don't think he didn't appreciate that but he was actually a really nice bloke I used to talk to him he's very good friends with my friend downstairs and then I got to know him through him and when my friend downstairs left I used to chat to the one there in the summer and then yeah he's gone now he's been gone just over a week two weeks but that fence is still there the the gate why do I get muddled up between the word gate and fence I don't know so yeah the electrician came and he said can't change the light I said okay because of asbestos I said okay I said I didn't I knew that there was an asbestos somewhere in the flat because when I signed the contract before moving in here I had to write away my rights or sign away my rights regarding asbestos and they said it was minimal and it was in the ceiling of the bathroom and the kitchen so I signed that now this bloke told me some of it is minimal but there's a part of the wall in the bathroom if that got drilled into you would literally have to have people in white suits like collecting up the debris from that and you know and he said that that might be the case for the ceiling as well so and he said basically the reason for the asbestos is because they did stuff on the cheap when they were building this place and the the artex or something was asbestos it had asbestos in it I don't know if he said artex but like the ceilings I'm like oh he said yeah then he said what do you mean by oh I said just like yeah a bit surprised he said oh yeah yeah yeah okay fair enough that's what I thought you meant but I just thought I'd better check because you never know do you sometimes when people say oh it might just mean it might mean something else I'm not quite sure what else but you know sometimes it's good just to clarify and I said yeah yeah I said this is a weird conversation isn't it he said yeah it is I said do you feel uncomfortable he said not really not really I mean I wasn't you know when I knocked on your door he opened the door and I just like looked at you and I thought I said what he said well I just don't know he looked like he was half asleep I said but I was I was having a little nap on the say he said oh okay he said uh I don't know he just didn't seem too pleased to see me I said what do you want me to do I mean what party a cake fireworks a big banner I mean come on he said no he giggled he said no that's how he giggled it's very strange I had a friend who did that when he when he laughed he was like honestly like a little baby I'm not kidding you actually that is how he laughed it's true I would never lie to you and he said I need to check the asbestos report and I said to him ah but I had the asbestos man come around a few weeks ago because they're going to be putting a new kitchen in and he checked the asbestos in all the rooms and he said yeah I've got it here the asbestos results and you've got a lot of it in it I said oh he said yeah so I might actually contact the council to query that because I didn't sign to live in an asbestos filled flat they said it was in the ceiling in the bedroom in the kitchen the living room in the kitchen no the bathroom in the kitchen but I didn't think it was in the bedroom in the living room which is where I spend my time I mean I don't know but yeah so that that and he went away he said well I'm gonna have to contact the council I might have to get a couple of people to come with me come back with me and do it so that it doesn't spread asbestos everywhere now the person that put that light in the electrician that put that light in did not have anyone helping him and he was not dressed like a like he was welcoming an alien yeah like ET or something so maybe not everyone's as careful or as particular as others this this one was he you know for good reason as well he told me why but I won't tell you but it's just he you know he's definitely not a fan of the old asbestos and neither am I so it's a weird thing about asbestos I'm sure it was like a wonder thing oh by the way apparently a lean on musk a Elon musk Alina musk could become the world's first trillionaire um good for you see yeah he might be a trillionaire but he could lose it all he could lose it all in a day like however much you've got it means nothing if you're you know if you end up in prison and all your bank accounts get frozen and all that stuff you know which can happen to you know it happens to really rich people now and then doesn't it um I'm not saying he's a crook I love I love mr musk he makes my legs go all wobbly whenever I see him so I'm not really there seems to be a thing in this country I'm not not I'm not having to go out the country but in my experience of people that I've been around as I've grown up and lived my life over the last few years 20 30 40 50 blimey lots of years it's not that it's not like some people are very positive I've met some very positive people and I found some of them to be very very annoying especially when I'm in a mood and this is the other side like I wish I was like that I so wish I was like that because they're amazing I mean even my friend uh uncle sausages he okay he had a he had a moan he had a couple of issues politics is one of those things that you don't get in don't get in a conversation with him about politics or northern Ireland because that's where he was born as long as you steered away from that those two subjects which used to wind him up I never I never mentioned it because he'd try though occasionally if he was in the mood he'd try and get into a conversation about northern Ireland with me and I said to him uncle sausages no no like you do with a baby a little toddler or a puppy no or Vinnie about 10 times a day no and he'd say why and I said no he'd say why it would way I can't remember how he talks now I said no he said no well you tell me what I can't do the accent very well and I said no because I don't know enough about that subject to have a conversation with you about it just in the same way as you don't know enough about hypnosis to have a conversation with me about hypnosis or an argument you can't you know you can't give me a lecture because that wouldn't be turned into a lecture he couldn't lecture me about hypnosis or about making podcasts because he doesn't have that knowledge or that passion maybe not that I would have an argument with someone about hypnosis or podcast but I literally know practically nothing about living or northern Ireland just what I've learned along the way and he used to he used to like sometimes to get into an argument about it it was I suppose it was a it was an animated discussion but he was never gonna back down and because I knew I just didn't yeah I mean tried it a few times said nope and he just used to look so sad and disappointed and sometimes I just had to I felt I had to like I kind of wished he wasn't a dog so I could just give him a treat just to make it up for it you know just to cheer him up so come here uncle sausage come here come on on the tree yeah come on yeah good boy good boy good boy now stop talking about it politics he just got downright angry about honestly never swore apart from when he talked about politics and it was like oh I don't think he liked one politician so you know can you imagine politics and then you know yeah it was just it was a two no-go areas and then sports because he knew more about sports um didn't well definitely more than the average person but he was fanatical about sports I didn't know I was going to talk about uncle sausages this is trivia tuesday I was supposed to be doing a trivia tuesday I completely forgot you know I was going to talk about like I haven't I haven't started the recording yet really I was going to talk about um this is based on a question I saw in Friday's Q&A Friday Friday's Q&A Friday not as opposed to Wednesday's Q&A Friday and I'm going to talk about where would I want to live if money was no object in a way it'd be like being a kid again because in some ways when I had a paper round when I was about 13 12 let's say 12 I had a paper round and money was no object really in a sense because I had my paper round and pocket money which was probably a pound a week or something and my paper paper around money which was probably two pound fifty something like that but I didn't really need anything I had no interest in fashion so I didn't want to buy clothes I had clothes anyway I was avid reader but I mean I used to buy books books were cheap but then I'd go to the library continuously anyway multiple times a week and anything like toys we got from you know Christmas and birthdays so I didn't need anything so I suppose in some ways financially that was probably the freest I ever was when I was because I wasn't money I'm still not money orientated I just it's not about what can I get with money it's about freedom reducing anxiety or whatever you know reducing stress because I got a letter from my PIP PIP personal independence payments literally on I think it was Saturday Friday or Saturday and I've been waiting for their form in fact let me get it all right let me have a look Dear Mr New Land and this is dated the 26th of May 2026 so it took about a week to get here the review of your PIP award is not yet complete to make sure you continue to get your payments we have extended your award your PIP award end date has been extended to the 29th of June 2027 so I had to complete my form and have it in last year before the 29th of June 2025 which I did and no was it okay I think it was 29th of June last last year and they've literally taken 11 months over 11 months and I've called them up I called them up recently actually probably about a month ago and they said the first thing they said was oh yeah it can take 24 weeks and they said well I've been waiting for 10 months they said oh it can take 48 weeks they kept just changing it I I do wonder how I'm not sure if everybody that answers phones to these government companies necessarily have all the information at their fingertips um yeah so I've literally been waiting a year to find out if my money is going to be stopped or lowered or you know reduced because if this gets stopped then I lose 300 pound a month which is as you can imagine a fair chunk so it says this we will continue to pay your PIP payments as normal while we complete the review of your claim this could be before 29th of June 2027 we will write to you once we have completed the review and then they say if we have not completed through the review by the 29th of June 2027 we may extend the end date of your PIP award again so they've extended it to the 29th of June so they might extend it again just I mean I've been I've been worried about this for a year yeah I'm not sitting here like rocking rocking myself or anything I'm not it's not that bad but I've been concerned about it it's been on my mind because if I lose that um I mean that's yeah I don't want to think about it so we will write to tell you about this so if they have to extend it again they will let me know in a year's time basically Vinnie don't you dare be barking mate what to do now you do not need to contact us unless your circumstances change I just find it a little bit um I've not literally been waiting so long so long so long I can go over there so I'll keep hold of that so I mean basically I don't know if they're gonna ask me to go and have an interview with them and unfortunately I've watched loads of videos on YouTube about the PIP interview and what they do and the tricks they use and this is from people that used to do the job you know it's like how they try and catch you out and I'm like oh because do you have the ability to verbalize and I mean I know it's called masking you know when you kind of there's a psychological term isn't it when you just you put on a I get we we all I suppose we all do it to a degree don't we you put on a facade a mask to cover up like a public a public face or as it were and probably most people that would meet me in everyday life who don't know me would probably think well they wouldn't think there was anything going on you know unless they caught me on the wrong day then they would think they possibly would think it but generally you know if I can kind of if I've got time to prepare I know that something's happening in like a week's time I can almost hypnotize myself in a sense to play play act the scenario and just be the best version of me but unfortunately the best version of me is not the one that's gonna get past the test because they're trying to see whether or not I'm I've got an illness you know an ongoing mental health thing and that doesn't come across when I'm being all bubbly and happy and friendly and nice but the thing is I don't go out when I'm not like if I'm if I'm not feeling it if I'm not feeling um right I don't go out you know even with Vinny I might just take him into the garden for the day you know a few times a day or I will I know how to purposely avoid people when I take him for a walk so I'll walk down a different route I know how to avoid people so or it'll be like hi and I'll make an excuse off I need a poo whatever you know just just so I don't embarrass myself and look how good Vinny is so that dog's barking over there Vinny used to bark back now he doesn't at all however when Vinny barks because he does bark every day it's only in response to something else like a neighbor like the the postman woman um putting posts through the letterbox or anyone putting anything through the letterbox or even touching the front door he will start barking seriously if a moth lands on the front door he will start barking he's he's definitely um this is his territory I don't know it's standard isn't it for dogs um this is his territory this is his home and he does guard it and if I had the doors open because they're not the bathroom kitchen door are closed and the living room doors closed most of the time because I have to keep him in here otherwise he'll bark every time someone comes in or out of the building but when I first got him he would actually go into each room just to basically do a little patrol to make sure the place is okay and everything's fine because it's his isn't it this is his home and he's I'm his prisoner I think I do feel like maybe he's not my jailer and I'm his prisoner and he has to make sure that I'm here and I'm behaving myself I'm just stroking him now I'm stroking his head and his neck he is a good boy he is he knew I was talking about him I think it's weird because I'm stroking his ears and playing with his ears and everything I didn't even realize I was doing it he just jumped up onto the chair like his his his hands I knew I was doing it but I didn't know I was doing it at the same time in a weird way it's a bit weird isn't it I suppose it's in the same way sometimes I'll be watching telly and he'll he'll be on the floor whatever and he'll jump up but I don't know he's done it I just realized he's asleep next to me and I don't remember him jumping up to lay down next to me because maybe I was enthralled in the television spectacular that I'm viewing I don't know maybe maybe see the problem is with this north-south divide some of the like the accents like bath you've got the same thing like in America like bath bath what's the other one bath bath cat can't no it's cat isn't it cat Kate cart one of the problems and it's a miscommunication which I've noticed and I've actually heard people who speak the same language who are from the same area whether it's in America or somewhere anywhere that they say can't but they say can't they say can't so I say can't some so that bloody dog I don't know if the dog gets excited when he's barking I don't know anyway I so I say can't and some people parts of the world and parts of the country say can't I can't do that like some say I can't or America they can't do that the thing is can't and can if you said fairly quickly in a sentence sounds the same I can do that I can do that I can I can do that I can't do that you so I mean it's a very it's a very slight difference the T is almost silent sometimes that's miscommunication so it's weird though isn't it I noticed that see I still watch Frasier I'm getting I'm getting to the point where I can't really watch it anymore because I almost know that the word for word what's going to be said and it's such a shame because I look forward to watching that one I had my breakfast about 10 o'clock my second breakfast 10 past 10 and I do enjoy watching it because it's just so I think it was brilliantly written but I know what's going to be said next and not always but sometimes I'm thinking I was going to say that now and he said it oh this is such a shame such a shame maybe I just have to stop watching it and go back to it in 10 years time or something I suppose if I could embrace another sitcom something that's very long now Cheers is no good because I've seen all Cheers it's not no good obviously it's a great show but I almost can't watch it anymore because I did the same with Cheers as what I've done with Frasier because that was on every morning well still is every morning two or three episodes and did it with Frasier what other sitcoms are there I mean I did watch every one of the American offices the offices office so I watched every one of them episodes I like that show I know I'm going to break the rules but I think I prefer preferred the American version to the English version it was just it wasn't as dark you know the American version was a bit more brighter not bright bright just a bit more a bit lighter which I generally prefer in a sitcom that's long running you know it's just like with Ricky Gervais a lot of his stuff is kind of dark it's funny I think it's funny but dark and I think probably two series is probably enough although um what was the TV show he did with the the little the short man um Life is Short or Life's Too Short something like that and that's one of my favorite ones as well because it was really well done it's a really good show I don't I don't think he got hardly I'm not sure if it even got many viewers it kind of seemed to got lost along the way which is weird but it's made a lot of TV shows you think Ricky Gervais and he did the office episodes then Life's Too Short Derek then he did the old um boy's name is Pilkinson Travelling what was that called and then he did the other one Afterlife so at least six different shows he's done as far as like uh I mean technically the travel one with Carl Pilkinson wasn't a sitcom because it was sort of traveling unscripted but it's still a show so yeah six different shows Warwick Davis that's the the short bloke and he was also in um they did a show of him and Carl Pilkinson going to India or somewhere and it's funny it's funny because basically if you haven't seen it it's just a case of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant sending Carl Pilkinson just making his his life awful making his travel life awful getting him to do things that are just beyond what yeah which he just basically just to wind him up and it works it really does work as a show very funny and then he pairs him up with Warwick Davis and he doesn't seem to like Warwick Davis and it's just yeah the is it the moaning of life or is that another another show yeah so I didn't realize Carl yeah this oh no but also he had the Ricky Gervais show as well so that was before the office he had that on tv so that's seven shows seven tv shows he was on the 11 o'clock show which was on channel four but he was just one of the guest acts he used to interview people but his own shows that he did on his own at least seven or eight which I mean okay over 26 years or 25 years but also when you consider he's done numerous stand-up shows and also made quite a few films he does a podcast now and he says on the podcast he just wants to do everything from home now so he doesn't have to go out and see people so that's why I said I started to do it's not a podcast it's a youtube channel but he talks on there does live broadcasts and stuff and I think he's in the in the process of preparing or doing a tour or preparing for his next tour so he said he's got about 50 minutes worth of material or whatever so I mean if you live in London and if you go to comedy clubs regularly there's a good chance you'll get to see Ricky Gervais get on stage with some new material I reckon I mean I might get that wrong it might not happen at all but I think sometimes I've seen it myself some comedians this is when I was involved in comedy so in order for the pressure not to be on them so they've not put a show on in their name and all that stuff they just turn up at comedy clubs something like Harry Hill for example or just anything like Lee Evans and they just turn up and do 10 minutes where they just practice some new material basically and because they're famous they would get a good reaction anyway so I saw quite a few people of like well-known comedians do that as they were building up material for their show like a show and then they go on tour tour the country or maybe Ricky Gervais circumstances probably parts of the world different parts of the world and eventually comes back and films or where is he ends up filming a recording filming a stage performance for his Netflix special where he gets paid like 10 million or something and then that's the show done so and I think it's I imagine someone like Jimmy Carr who performs more than pretty much as far as I'm aware there's no one performs more often than him he's just always performing always on stage so he can work in new material like five nights a week or whatever he works and on his tours continuously touring so he can build up a new Netflix special bit by bit just while he's on tour mind you how does he tour so much because he's on telly a lot isn't he I don't know I remember Jimmy Carr when I first met him I didn't I didn't dislike him I just like because I would everyone was going a little bit over the top about him but they weren't really but I just I wondered because you know there's always this Jimmy he's going to be he's going to be a big star and my friend owned a management company a comedy management company and he managed Jimmy Carr and this might sound like a lie but it's not it's true so he managed and the company is called comedy cafe management with a lady called Hannah Chambers now he is now managed by Hannah Chambers so I think it's Chambers comedy limited or whatever you can find that out just google it but yeah so initially he was with my friend and Hannah so they both had this agency which was above the comedy club and Jimmy Carr was one of the first acts that they had one of them but he was the he turned out being the biggest and then the agency split and Hannah went on her own and took Jimmy and everyone else with him with with him with her as far as I'm aware still they're together and if you put in Hannah she used to be my friend I used to get all your over Hannah Chambers Hannah Chambers Management so she I think she still manages him I don't as far as I know it's amazing started in a little office above a comedy club and now there's one two three four five six seven eight and nine employees from the looks of it so but it's you know Nabil I don't know a lot of these people really but Jimmy Carr Joe Lycett Sarah Milligan Pippa Evans Holly Walsh they're the names that I know David or David O'Leary is my name so they're the ones that I know out of the list but yeah but really well and I think Jimmy's been with them the longest I do believe I believe I believe I believe touring current tours what current tours are there let's see what current tours are on current tours laughs funny um jimmy tells jokes and jokes are like magnets jokes attract okay so there's a brand new live tour called laughs funny and then Nabil Abdul Rashid Urban Batuta and then you got David O'Doherty oh yeah he plays the like a an organ like a little kind of you know one of those old organ things um not like an organ from a church but like a keyboard like a small kind of keyboard he does songs he's Irish so he's he's good um Eric Rushton innkeeper I don't know who he is I mean obviously it'd be great I mean they wouldn't have anyone that wasn't really good so I just haven't heard of him I'm out of date these days though Michelle Wolfe best job in the world how do I know her she looks familiar I've seen her on something like a tv show or movie or something like that Hassan Al Habib okay um so I don't know who he is he looks familiar Stuart Goldsmith Canary um I'm not going to read out the title of Hassan Al Habib because it's got a naughty word Stuart Goldsmith Canary I don't know who he is um ah I don't know I need to I'm so out of touch with comedians now and that was I'm not saying it was my speciality and I was an expert but I knew most of them not not the big stars but I knew most of them that turned to became big stars even if it was just like a nod I didn't necessarily well you know I wasn't eating breakfast with them every day but I'd sort of say hello and how you doing some of them would know my name and now the only one out of all of them that I could say I've even what I've spoken to I've spoken to Nabil um but that was years years and years and years ago I think I had um lunch with him and my friend on the last day of the comedy club when it closed for good and I think we had lunch he was he had lunch as well with me and him and I used to give him when I did a bit of work at the club in June when I was doing my university course and I used to call up comics to get them in book them for gigs especially if someone cancelled and I think Nabil was a teacher at the time part-time teacher well teacher and then working doing gigs part-time I might have the wrong person but I'm pretty sure it's Nabil and my my friend who owned the club the comedy club absolutely loved him he was his biggest fan because he was on their books um but yeah I don't think he was on their books at the time but he is now um so it was someone anyway so Jimmy Carr I haven't seen Jimmy Carr he gets younger every year I haven't seen him to talk to for blimey since 2001 probably it's only 25 years oh it's 25 years not much really is it 25 years yeah so I um past tours that's interesting let's have a look at the past tours I told you there's a comedian called Daniel Kitson and he used to be with um the same management as Jimmy Carr and he won he started out being well he became popular on the comedy circuit pretty quickly but he was only I think he left university and then started doing comedy so he he was from the Midlands or something so he was quite a young young person I mean I was 21 when I started but he might have been 23 or whatever but he he got it was part it was pretty much good straight away and then he did he was good at comparing and he used to perform like all the time at the club that I was at that I was involved with like really regular I mean almost like multiple times a month he'd be there I think he compared the Thursday nights as well every every Thursday and then so I was I was I was pretty good friends with him actually we used to have a laugh together and he when I left London I don't know what year it was but it was only like a few years later he won the Perrier award at the Edinburgh festival which was in this country is the cream of the crop is the highest award you can win as a stand-up comedian it's now called the it's not called the Perrier award anymore I think it from what I'm seeing I think they've changed it from the Edinburgh festival award to the Sean Locke award named after Sean Locke that you know sadly left us a couple of years back and the good thing about that not not him leaving but the good thing about naming it after him is they never have to change their name again because they called it the Perrier award because that's who sponsored it then they used to call it the Fosters award I think because that's who you know they kept getting these sponsors which is good obviously you need sponsors I suppose to keep things like this going and I might have made that bit up about the Sean Locke award let's have a I want to check this up Sean Locke award Sean Locke award winners the Sean Locke comedy award winners for 2025 are the award was established to honor the memory of Sean Locke and showcases performers who embody his distinctive comedic spirit see when I was involved like in the 90s there was two comedians that were kind of superstars on the circuit probably would be classed as comedians comedians so the comedians would get excited to see them and they would go all out there wasn't just two but there was two main ones there was also other people that like Arnold Brown who didn't perform very often when he did people go out to see him because he was one of the original stand-ups of the circuit but yeah there was two Eddie Izzard's one and this is before he was like famous you know Eddie Izzard was a phenomenon on the comedy circuit and Sean Locke so Sean Locke was doing a like a closing set at the comedy store which would be really late at night sometimes a bunch of comedians would finish their gigs and make their way up to the comedy store to watch him because he was the comedian's comedian he was does that make sense comedians loved him and I don't know because he was just really funny I thought I just looked over the window through the window and I think I see someone looking out their window at me but it's a neck curtain but I looked again and the shape's not there anymore but I got my light on so they could see in here so they can see if I'm looking at them they're probably thinking I just saw a bloke looking at me through a window it's like oh the thing is you can't really have an argument with someone who's looking through a window can you because you know at the end of the argument all things argued through there's a simple fact that can't be denied windows were designed purposefully to be able to look be looked through that's why they're made of glass otherwise they'd be made of wood or steel or charcoal or badger poo I don't know they're see-through in order to look through see you know if you're in the garden for example um this is not an example of my own lifestyle but let's say there was a neighbor sunbathing in the garden in this shared communal garden or perhaps in the next door garden they can't complain if for example I'm sitting there with my chair against the window binoculars and they can't complain because the window is see-through for a reason they can't like oh it's creepy I feel uncomfortable it's like it's not my fault if the windows weren't see-through I wouldn't look through them I mean you know you're not so glamorous that I would risk my life you know climbing up onto the roof or into a tree to film you to film you no I'm joking but I'm going to say as an example I wouldn't do that myself I wouldn't look at someone in the garden I mean it depends doesn't it I mean I remember I was with a with a female once and it was kind of like a date but not a date it was one of those vague vague moments that I've experienced a lot in you know in the past with um when I met women at the Buddhist center like I didn't know if it was a date or was just a friendship no idea they just can't read the signals if there are any signals and so I was like this live band and she was very different to how she'd been before so I'd had I'd been out with her for an Indian curry restaurant and we'd been out for a little bit of a drink and we'd sort of chatted and stuff but she loved the band she loved being in that environment and she really let her hair go I mean I don't mean a wig fell off I mean she she let she you know she was really relaxing and being a little bit flirty with me and mentioning something that was like okay and I was like okay yeah I had I had noticed that she said I thought you had I saw you looking you know just a bit of flirting and that and so we're outside not outside this is this like a divide between the actual club pub whatever it was and going outside so we're just sitting down and someone walks past me another female walks past me and she's it's kind of like you could say she's wearing like gothic bondage gear something like that and I'm looking and I'm not dribbling or anything like that I'm just looking and the this this the female that I'm with I can't even remember her name now she said you're jealous so she did get jealous and said oh you like that do you I mean you fancy her do you like wait a minute you've not even told me that you like me or not just I don't know where where do I stand what are the rules here I cannot say that now I just I was watching the uh hello ladies with Stephen Merchant and he just kept saying that I don't know what the rules are because he's in America in LA and he's like I don't know what the rules are anyway I said I don't know um you're looking yeah yeah I said of course I was looking but if a man walked past with tight leather trousers on and both of his buttocks had been cut out of the trousers I'm going to look at that as well it's just it's very difficult not to look when a part of the body is on show that you wouldn't normally see in a day-to-day situation it's just normal to look it's not like I didn't speak to her I was planning to try and find her later but I didn't I didn't and that's I didn't say anything to her I looked and she said oh you fancy her don't you I said she's all right and she said you you like her I said it depends she said depends on what I said well depends on whether or not you like me because if you don't then yeah I might as well give it a go go and have a speak with her but if can you imagine saying that it's like no that would have been the end of that relationship the thing is I really liked her and she had the best voice out of any woman I've ever kind of not say been with because we weren't we didn't do anything we just kind of dated but didn't date it was weird friends dating but she was absolutely lovely really liked her a lot and but then yeah I can't yeah I kind of messed that one up so I just didn't know where I stood I didn't know she liked me but she seemed to like me she didn't tell me she liked me and then she didn't like me anymore it was it was a very strange and then we kind of um just stopped seeing each other it's very weird because she was lovely yeah I'll never understand what happened there sometimes I think about it because I was out on a date with someone in 2012 and we were in this place it was like a big like is it Frank and Johnny or Frankie and Johnny and they do burgers and pizzas and all kinds of stuff I've been there a few times um so we're in there and she goes to the toilet and I notice that there's a female on a table just a little bit further up and she intrigued me because she was absolutely covered in tattoos and I find it's like I'm not necessarily into tattoos but she had a certain look like it was uh like I was looking at a painting and I can appreciate the the visual stimulus of looking at somebody uh I can appreciate I can you know even if it's a man you see what's that's a really good looking man it's like a pretty pretty man it doesn't mean that there's any kind of uh that I want to be in a relationship with them just like I could look at a woman think she's actually stunning or very different like um we're all different maybe some people have a specific look or a certain look that I might not seen before this is young female in EastEnders and it's um what's her name's daughter I forget her name and she's got quite big hair but she's tiny and there's something about her it's like just it's appealing like physically like she's just yeah I don't want to marry her I do love her but I don't want to marry her I mean what's the point now what's the point getting married I mean at my age there's not any point is there really there's only the only point of getting married at my age is if I had like inheritance to leave to someone like but even then you don't need to be married to do that do you just have a will yeah that's a thing I wonder if I had hmm anyway so I was I was looking at this lady because she was covered from head to toe I don't know about head to toe because I couldn't see her legs I wasn't looking but I just noticed there was like you know some people have some tattoos and the tattoo to skin ratio is usually usually I would say I mean I mean I'm just I am generalizing but usually the ratio of skin over tattoo is higher it's more skin than tattoo with her I would say it was lower more tattoos to skin didn't have much skin obviously she had skin I mean obviously you need skin to live but she she it was covered but I do wonder how healthy is that this does it affect the skin having ink all over us because do you remember the I don't know what it is um I think it might be gold finger and there's the lady who is completely covered in gold paint and she felt poorly because of it and apparently the same thing because some paint has lead and stuff ink or paint and who was it it was oh the wizard of oz do you know the not a scarecrow the tin man he got ill because the paint that they were putting on him to make him gold like a tin man was it had like iron or some kind of chemical that made him very very poorly indeed it's true that a bit of a bit of pointless information it might not be pointless to everyone but uh definitely pointless to me oh I got the message through on my phone now from average size willie that's so childish the thing is at my age I should be getting um should I be getting offended at that like just should I be getting angry at people saying stuff like that that's ridiculous you shouldn't say that you're 55 years old you should be more mature you should be saying sensible things you should be a spokesperson for other old people you should be a a model figure for the younger generation to aspire to no never wanted to never will never wanted to be never wanted to be anyone's aspiration which is lucky because I'm never going to be can you imagine anyone like saying going to their mum to their parents after hearing me or just you know they might be an adult they might be young whatever but I decided I want to be like Jason Jason Newland yeah I want to make podcasts and talk about nothing yeah that's what I want to do I want to devote my life to doing that and boring people so they could just relax and chill out and feel calm and forget about their worries and maybe drift off to sleep and it'll be comforting and maybe even healing in a way and I could be like that a friend like a good friend that they can listen to every day and and know that I'm there for them at least my voice is a friendly voice to listen to well young Johnny you uh you're only five years old you're gonna have to go a little while before you're allowed to do that you have lots of exams to get through thing is I do have I have different age audiences depending upon the app or the the place where they listen so I don't know about the podcasts I can't I can't get the age group for that but on YouTube the age group for my who people that watch my YouTube or listen to my YouTube videos is roughly roughly okay I've come out of that I looked at this the other day didn't I I'm just doing the same thing audience so if I go let's go live last 365 live time what have I got live time how many people have listened to me since I've had this record the YouTube channel probably a few thousand because I didn't do anything anything at all hardly monthly audience 1.

7 thousand on average so let's just have a look at the people oh this mouse thing you know on the computer just it's moving on its own right age and gender this is over like a lifetime so it's it's estimated in fact I'm going to go back to the last 365 days because the lifetime goes back to 2018 and I had hardly anyone even viewing me back then it was Vinny's hunting the fly 42% female 57% male and the 18 to 24s 8. 7% 25 to 34 29.

4% 35 to 44 27. 3% 45 to 54 17. 9% 55 to 64 12. 4% and 65 plus 4. 3% so the most is 25 to 34 and 35 to 44 that's like the biggest group and male on TikTok it is pretty much if I look at the stats on TikTok so let's have a look YouTube studio analytics okay so I'll go for the 365 days like I've done one now I have not been doing it that long on YouTube on TikTok and I've only been uploading regularly the last few months really but I've got post views 94 000 and 7 221 likes traffic source for me 91.

5% search 4. 4% personal profile 3. 4% and people following 0. 7% I don't have many followers yet it's growing but not many so viewers in that time 77 000 total viewers and 47 000 new viewers so I've had the I've had the TikTok for more than a year but that's just the last year because I've been a bit more prominent since like last summer it's not been yeah so I've got a huge amount gender here's where it changes a lot female 71% male 22% other 7% and then it doesn't sell locations so that's the the ages so it's mainly female on TikTok age 18 to 24 41.

4% 25 to 34 27. 5% 35 to 44 12. 9% 45 to 54 8. 7% and 55 plus 9. 3% so the most is basically 18 to 24 and then 25 to 34 so it's a much younger audience than the YouTube and then locations United Kingdom 87. 4% Ireland 4. 1% United States 2. 4% Germany and France and other countries like small amounts Romania Netherlands Poland Italy so that's the locations so here audience doesn't say where from why doesn't it say where from that's weird what should a subscriber watch time from subscribers oh that was watch time 60 that's very strange it doesn't say where from though that's what I was interested in so the last 365 days I've had 36,420 YouTube views watch time hours 14,663.

4 watch time hours and average percentage viewed is 11. 4% and average view direction 24. 22% which you know some people will come on for a minute and just leave some people will stay on for the whole thing so you know it's it's hard to work out but well I suppose it wouldn't be I could look through it but I'm not going to and out of that subscribed 32% are subscribed and not subscribed is 67% but what about where from because I'm sure audience it would come under like what country are people watching where are they watching from see more it's got surely it would you'd think so wouldn't you report audience age by gender traffic sources top top geographies in 28 days okay so let's have a look at what countries and last 28 days he's not given it for the whole you know year United States is 32.

9% of the views of Film America 6. 4% from India United Kingdom 4. 6% and so you can just see straight away or hear straight away that it's almost a flip side to the TikTok which is TikTok is mainly UK mainly female younger and YouTube is more male mainly United States or other countries as well but mainly USA 32% out of all the other countries but then if you've got the stats for my podcasts it's like the last 12 months go for the geolocation United States is 44% United Kingdom 21.

39% Australia, Canada, Sweden, Ireland, Japan, Denmark, Singapore, Chechya, Norway, Spain, France, Belgium, Austria, New Zealand, the Netherlands, Philippines, India, Mexico, South Africa, Vietnam, Malta, Indonesia and a lot of others that aren't listed because there's 17,131 so there's 5. 61% is from other countries that are not listed so 44% from America so it's just I mean let's have a look at United Kingdom 86. 3% then you got okay so the top places in England that are listening to me is Bristol 6. 27% of those ones so Newcastle upon Tyne then Birmingham, Hull, Hartlepool, London, Gosport, Ashford, Doncaster, Leeds, York, Wembley, Wimbledon, Liverpool, Heathfield Portsmouth, City of London, Manchester, Telford, Gillingham, Mitcham, Southall, Nottingham, Edgware, Solihull, Swindon, Sutton, Sheffield, Southampton, Dagenham, Trowbridge, Wandsworth, Great Yarmouth, Watford, Brent, Ealing, Beckenham, Eastbourne, Ilford, Camdawn, Haringey, Bournemouth, Harrow, Bognor Regis, High Bognor Regis, Milton Keynes, Lowestoft, Barnet, Maidstone, City of Westminster, Corbridge and you know what 37.

52% of the English ones are in other places that have not listed so it's another 21,186 over the last year so that's yeah I guess they just ran out of places they didn't they can't keep track of everything Scotland over the last year we've got Glasgow at the top Edinburgh so the Glasgow is 31. 47% of the Scottish listeners Edinburgh, Cumbernauld, Grangemouth, Dundee, Livingstone, Alloa, Alloa, Dingswall, Calkirk that sounds German to me why does that sound German Calkirk it sounds like it was almost Calkirk I don't know why Hamilton, Clydebank, Galashiels, Inverurie, Bellshill, Toryburn, Aberdeen, Kinross, Cotebridge, Alness, Lerwick I think I'm going to pronounce this correctly Eyre, Ayr, Motherwell is that where the mothership lives Motherwell, Brechin, Arbroath, Leven, Castle Douglas, Glenrothes, Broxburn, East Kilbride, Coupar, Dunfermline, Bathgate, Lanark, Paisley, Kirkcaldy, Bonnyrig, Roslyn, Johnstone, Greencock, no sorry Greenock, Perth, Kilmarnock, Strathmiglo, Pristonpans, Irvine, Iverness I could say that one that's quite a famous part of Scotland isn't it I think Iverness for some reason or just might be one that I remember Linlithgow, Dunbarton, Airdryer, Barhead, Wick and then another 54 well it's 1.

24% is other Scottish places so the top of the list was Glasgow then Edinburgh, Cumbernauld, Grangemouth, Dundee, Livingstone and Alloa then Dingwall and Falkirk so now we go to Wales Wales so the top of the list of Wales is loads of play how can it be it only takes about 50 minutes to drive from one end of the country to the other how can it be this many towns like from England you can you can travel from one part of this island in about 25 minutes it's such a small place I mean literally you could chuck a ball from one end of the island from one beach and it could go into the sea on the other side over the island and onto the sea it's that small it's like three minute walk okay it's not and it's not a big island that's what I'm trying to say how can it be so many places and then it's amazing because you go places and it's huge this island's actually huge if you walk places if you travel as a pedestrian if you go to a place where there's like a walking track whatever do they call them walking tracks or just tracks I don't know but it seems huge and I remember I was in the park the other day and some lady was saying to me all this country's overcrowded vote reform vote vote reform it's overcrowded and I said wait a sec and I said you hear that can you hear that she said what I said exactly nothing look around there's no one here we're in a park we're not squashed up against people not being tripped up there's nobody around it's only me and you it feels like the only we're the only two people left at that point she left quite quickly I think it unnerved her but I just I was just trying to point out that like you're going about that we're overcrowded but look there's no one around it's you know I can walk around and not see anybody for hours if I know where to go properly you know it is in the fields so I guess there's not always people around but it is quite a big place on foot in car I think it's six is it six hours drive from one end to the other something like that I don't know maybe 10 hours it's not like it's not far really Chepstow this is Wales Caldecott so Chepstow isn't Chepstow just before Wales like you got the bridge isn't Chepstow just before the bridge before you cross the bridge into Wales or it's just as you get into Wales I don't know um Caldecott Wrexham so hello if you're in any of these places let me know say a big hi so especially you know if you're in Chepstow because you've I'm guessing there's more than one person but you know if just say hi if you're in Chepstow or Caldecott or Wrexham or Cardiff Brimbran, Ferndale, Tony Pandy I like that, Mountain Ash, Swansea, Bridgend, Harvard Ford West or Haver Ford West, Blackwood, Porth, Pontypridd, Aberdare, Porth Mad Dog, Ebbw Val, Pontypool didn't we already do a Pontypool yeah Pontypridd sorry I always get muddled up between them too Holywell, Prestersen, what are you doing, Bagwood, Llanellinli, Marthyr Tydfil, Aberystwyth Treharis, Colwyn Bay, Neath, Carmarthen, Usk, Church Village, Cardigan, Llanfairpwllwllwll and Bromaris, Port Talbot, Cowbridge, Pentre, Menae Bridge and others Llanfairpwllwllwllwllwill that's a very difficult I mean that that just looks like a that's the kind of stuff that would come out when Andre my favourite would just run across my keyboard when I was typing I'd end up with a word like that I mean that was I can't I've got no idea what it says all the others are pretty I think I got most of them right I did try I very much did Northern Ireland so I was still quite a few years well blimey did you know there's a banger in Northern Ireland as well as Wales so Lisbon, Belfast, Coleraine, Newtown Abbey, Newtown Arts, Bangor, Carrickfergus, Dungannon, Newry, Ballymena, Crumlin, Craigivon, Cookstown, Larne, Downspatrick, Newcastle, Ballymunny and Londonderry apparently according to someone that I used to know it's called Derry some people call it Derry some people call it Londonderry and I remember at the time I nearly said why is that but I stopped myself and I said nope no no I'm not getting to that conversation nope I nearly got sucked up nearly got sucked sucked off into a conversation that I didn't you know because I was interested like Londonderry why is it why is some people call it Derry then they're like no uncle sausages no down boy no United States okay California, New York, Texas, Florida, Illinois, Venice, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Ohio as you can see the glasses are really working Ottawa, Washington, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Oregon, Arizona, Michigan, Minnesota, South Carolina, North Carolina, Indiana, Connecticut, Missouri, Alabama, Colorado, Virginia, Wisconsin, Georgia, Montana, New Hampshire, Mississippi, Iowa, Nevada, Kentucky, Tennessee, District of Columbia, New Mexico, Delaware, Maine, Louisiana, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Vermont, Idaho, Arkansas, Rhode Island, Alaska, Alaska I thought that was in like I thought that was in like iceberg land like Greenland and stuff Hawaii, West Virginia, North Dakota, Wyoming, South Dakota it makes sense I've got a Hawaii following because of my shirts got six Hawaiian shirts don't I've mentioned it so that what they classed as so they I mean it's not they're not states are they like California is that a state so basically I've got people listening from every single state in America wow that's not bad is it I've breached the entire country including Alaska that isn't even in America or Hawaii, Hawaii is not in America that's like a different island mind you the Isle of Wight is not in England is it it's not it's that whole like United Kingdom but it's a different island how does that work no let's not get involved in that I don't know the Falkland Islands that's another one isn't it I mean it's it's nowhere near here but I don't know how it all worked out how it how it ended up being like it is so is Alaska near Greenland but then it can't be because mind you Iceland is warm it should be cold because it's called Iceland and Greenland is cold and Alaska can't be cold because it from the look of the map is not far away from Hawaii which is hot and Hawaii is according to the map it's like literally a couple of inches from Texas New Mexico Arizona or quite warm places I do believe but then California is quite close to Alaska so it can't be cold got to be quite warm there I think I don't know so it looks like I'm pretty much in all regions of America the top one is California and I can't help but it's too many different places it's all the towns and cities and stuff in California Santa Ana is the top one Huntington Beach Los Angeles San Jose Anaheim Mountain View Woodland Nepal Mountain View looks it sounds like a nice place isn't it imagine having a mountain view that's why it's called Mountain View you think it'd have to be though wouldn't it but then Huntington Beach is that where people used to hunt on a beach I don't know Santa Ana is that like a Christmassy place because that's the top place of where I get and people listening to from California are Mountain View Mountain View Woodland Nepal I've heard of Nepal why have I heard of Nepal Richmond Santa Clara there was a show with Drew Barrymore called the Santa Clara Diet I do believe it was called I really liked that show but then anything with Drew Barrymore in like when she acted and just I liked she's such a watchable person I don't know about her TV show because we don't get that over here I don't think but yeah I do do like a Santa Clara Diet is on the Santa Clara Diet Diet as in food is on Netflix I think and I won't spoil it but yes it's good there's way too many places so if I look where else do I look so if I look at Australia Victoria New South Wales Queensland South Australia Tasmania Australia Capital Territory Western Australia Northern Territory so Victoria is the one the most amount and Melbourne so I get the most amount from Melbourne but then New South Wales Sydney I get the most about people listening from Sydney on there and all regions New South Wales yeah Sydney so and then Queensland the main place in Queensland is Brisbane Canada and Ontario is the the most people like the the the most people that's where I get the most streams or watches or listens or whatever you want to call it on my podcasts Toronto okay so Ontario it's a Toronto Alberta Calgary that's the main place in Alberta and British Columbia Qualicum Beach and in Vancouver and there's lots of others I mean blimey loads of others but this is just the top of the list of each place Montreal so in Quebec it's Montreal is it Montreal where we speak French I got that right and then you got Saskatchewan Regina is the top there and then Saskatoon and then you got Minitobah Winnipeg I thought Winnipeg was in America I do apologize then Brandon that's that Manitoba Newfoundland and Labrador is is that where the Newfoundland dog and Labrador dog comes from or is that just named after a dog I don't know you've got Mount Pearl and Paradise they're the top ones in that place New Brunswick St John is at the top Cambridge Narrows Edmonton Edmund no Edmundston Nova Scotia Halifax New York Prince Edward Island Charlottetown they got Sweden Sweden Lulea so not not Norbotten County Lulea is the most popular one there the people that will listen and Stockholm Stockholm County Stockholm Neckar Astor Solna Uplands Väsby then you got Visvastra Gotthaland County Gothers Gothenburg and Trollabaton so hello anyone this is there Uppsala Uppsala I'm sure did not see that in the Vikings Uppsala so yeah there's lots of different places in literally like wow in Sweden Norbotten County Stockholm County Vässtra Gulleton Uppsala Farmland Skane Alton's Gotland Orebro Grevelung Dalarna John Coroyne Holland County Västerburg Väster Norland Kalmar Västermaland Södermanland Kronenburg County wow there's so many different places Ireland Leinster Munster Connatch Ulster so Dublin is the main place in Leinster that listens Munster it's Limerick and then Tralee hello whoever's listening and top of Connatch is Galway then Carrick-on-Channel and then Ulster the top one is Kavanne I could go in all day Japan Gunma Fukuoka Tokyo Osako Huogo Okinawa ah blimey and the top one there is Karoo Karoo in Gunma but anyway I've got to go so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself you deserve to feel safe lots of love bye