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Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. This is Q&A Friday.
Q&A, Q&A Friday. My name is Jason Newland. Jason, Jason Newland.
Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Oh, I'm enjoying this too much.
Right, hello. It is Friday the 27th of February 2026. I've closed the windows.
As soon as I close the windows it's become warm in here. But I'm using the daylight. I've got the windows, the curtains open.
Which means there might be some background sound but, yeah. I mean yesterday I did a recording. What was it called? I did a hypnosis recording yesterday.
Called Sleep Without Trying. 1 hour 24 minutes 23 seconds. Now, there was so much background sound.
It took me probably 3 hours to edit. Not only that, is I kept falling asleep while I was recording. If you watch the video I'm actually falling asleep in between the sentences.
So, I ended up with a 2 hour recording. Which then after editing got down to 1 hour 24 minutes. And I had to try and edit that dog over the fence out.
Now, I love that dog. The cutest dog. I told you about him the other day, didn't I? I think.
Yeah. It's just, he was barking the entire time. I was trying to make a really, really quiet recording.
And we've got motorbikes. You know, it's 7 minutes to 1pm in the afternoon. It's activity.
And so there will be background sounds. Hopefully nothing too much. I kind of don't mind it so much when I'm doing these recordings.
Just in the sense of... It doesn't have to be silent. I feel with the hypnosis recordings, I pretty much need complete silence. I don't know.
And I don't have Vinnie in here when I do the hypnosis stuff. I put him into the bedroom. But when I do these ones, he's with me, aren't you Vinnie? Yes, you are.
He's with me the whole time. And then on Wednesday. Was it Wednesday? Or was it... Monday? I don't know.
I think it might have been Monday. And he was... I don't know. It might have been Tuesday.
Anyway, one day he spent... Ah! Yeah. I did a recording one day this week when he wasn't here for a few hours. I don't remember what day that was.
I don't remember. And I saw my dad on Tuesday. Which I've already mentioned a couple of days ago.
Maybe it was Wednesday that he was... Maybe! That he was around the corner. Hmm. It wasn't yesterday, I know that.
And it's definitely not today. Because we're here today. It's really weird.
See, I'm... I've got this streaming on my TV. And it's flickering. You know, we're kind of moving like that.
Instead of just flowing. But when the actual video is done, it's fine. It's just on the TV.
It used to be... When I first started, like, sharing... What are you doing? When I first started sharing stuff with the TV, it would just be like normal viewing. I don't know what's happened. My mouth is still working.
But then I think like that... No, it's still catching, it's not catching up. I'll tell you... I'm looking at it, I was like, when I've stopped talking, I'll tell you. Like, on the screen.
So I'm trying to think of a sentence. OK. I saw a pigeon today and I fell in love.
Right. I saw a pigeon today and then I fell in love. No.
It just looks like it's not... keeping... a... la... ba... ba... ba... I think there's a fraction of time Anyway. You won't notice that if you watch the video because it'll all be perfect. It's a fairly bright day today.
I'm not flooded with lights. I've just got one light on up there. But I haven't got the light on the other side or the light down there.
So, yeah. So, yeah, Q&A Friday. Just trying to think what to update you with.
I'm still working on the jasonnewland.store. What I'm doing at the moment, I've been uploading the Relaxation Hypnosis for Stress and Anxiety. I think I've done 50 now, so I've got another 150, 160 to do for that lot to be done. If I look at the collections I've got, yeah, Relaxation Hypnosis for Stress and Anxiety and Panic Attacks.
Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Stress and Pain Relief. Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply.
See, that is going to just be only hypnosis recordings that aren't on other podcasts. So, basically anything that I do from now onwards will be on there. I just need to update it for hypnosis recordings to upload to that one.
Sleepy Boring Objects. Stop Nail Biting. Let Me Boy Your Pain Away.
Jason's Bedtime Storytime. Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis. I've got a lot to add to that one, but there's only 23 on there at the moment.
Then I've got, there's an ASMR Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Relaxes Sleep Hypnosis Daily. There's 209 episodes on there.
And Stop Smoking. 10 episodes, or 10 recordings. So all together I've got 1,700, 800, 900, probably nearly 2,000 recordings on my jasonnuland.store and that's individual recordings unlike different versions of the same recording.
So that's nearly 2,000 individual recordings. And when I've finished, there'll probably be about, when it's all updated, in the next week or two, probably about 2,400, maybe 2,500. Maybe less, but yeah, I reckon another, there's definitely a few hundred more 5, yeah, probably another 4 to 500.
And then it'll all be complete and I'll just add as I do them. As far as the podcasts go, someone told me, I forgot the name of the person, but thank you anyway, let me know that there was ads being played in the middle of my podcasts. So that's been sorted like that shouldn't have happened.
No way in the world should that ever happen. I mean, it defeats the object, doesn't it? The whole thing. But it's, yeah, anyway, it's been sorted.
So there's no adverts on my podcasts. For the podcasts, I go back to the 2nd of January this year for the Hypnosis of Sleeping Deeply and for the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, I go back to the 1st of January. So, yeah, so everything's kind of pretty much the latest recordings.
But then every single Let Me Bore You To Sleep that I've done is on my Jason Newland dot store and there's 1,555. Now I've created 1,500 and there's 1,555. I've done 1,565.
So along the way I've lost 10 recordings. Which is, I mean, it happens, you know. So I've lost 10 over the last 8 years, I've lost 10 Let Me Bore You To Sleep recordings.
I don't know how but I just did. But as well as being a good place to download my stuff, it's also a really good place, because it's my archive, it's a good place to save stuff, which means it's now saved. I mean, it's not forever obviously, I have to pay the £40 a month to have it on there, so, you know, but even then, if I don't pay it for a month, they don't just automatically delete everything, they keep it on there for a while.
Yeah, so I've got to do that, there's a few images I need to find for the recordings because along the way I seem to have lost quite a few images. And then it'll all be done. Then I'll go back and start working on the actual my jasonnewland.com website.
I mean, it makes sense just to have one website, wouldn't it? But the good thing with the jasonnewland.com is if you go on there, it's the podcast. So it's literally all the latest recordings are on there in a podcast style. So it just makes it a little bit easier, you know.
I mean, personally, I think it's the to listen to it auditorily wise, I would go, I would use the website above anywhere else. And to watch the videos, I go to YouTube. This is just easier.
For me, it's easier. So, so if I'm, if I'm in, if I'm in, if I'm in the living room, if I can actually get a sentence out, if I'm in the living room, I'm in here. And I do listen to every single recording I do now, every new video I do, every audio I'll listen to it or watch it.
I listen to it with my eyes closed. If I'm in here, I listen to it on YouTube. If I'm in my bedroom, I listen to it on my website.
I never go to Amazon or any of the podcast hosts. Because although they are podcasts, my recordings aren't really podcasts, because I was, I was doing recordings before podcasts. They were individual hypnosis recordings, standalone.
The Let Me Bore You To Sleep is a continuation of my life. But each one is still kind of standalone, but I guess it continues. But with the individual hypnosis ones, there's, you don't have to listen to any of the others.
It's just a standalone hypnosis sleep recording. And having them on a podcast is just a good format. It was a way to get it out there.
But you can also download, because you can, if it's a recording recently, so between before like up to January, beginning of January, you can also stream and download those recordings from my website, just jasonnewland.com. So basically just like, if you wanted the overnight voice only sleep without trying from yesterday, just click on it. And you've got a choice. You can what? Is it not offering you to download it?
I thought it offered to download it.
I do apologize. You can play it. I know there's no download.
I'm not laughing at it, but just, yeah, there's no downloading. Anyway, you can stream it, but you can also, I thought I really thought you could. Am I? I, I, I, I, I'm confused.
I was confused before once before. No, you can stream it. You can share it.
Hmm. And you can post it. You can share on Facebook or X. Oh, well.
That's very, very weird. All I need to do. I need to make some changes.
I've got the podcast apps and some of the older podcaster on there. I will organize that. I will sort that out later.
I can do everything all at the same time, but I do want to make it as tidy as possible. So on the jasonnewland.com you got like my home, which is just the basics, my podcast. There's a link to, this is in the menu to Jason Newland.store and that will take you to that website and all the basically there's not even a banner at the top, nothing.
It's just each individual collection. So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, collections you can choose from. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.
Jason's bedtime story time. Let me bore your pain away. Sleepy boring objects.
Relax and sleep hypnosis daily. Stress and pain relief. Stop smoking.
Stop nail biting and ASMR deep sleep whisper hypnosis. So the, so if you click on, for example, Jason's bedtime story time and you've got a little bit of gump about it, gump and what you can expect or still right, probably not get hit saying each mp3 is $9.99. So I need to change that because it's free. It says on it, you can see it says zero, zero, zero, zero, but what I'll do, I have to change that text.
And if you go down, you can see that all of the recordings are there, which you can just click on and there are more images and you just click on them and download. It's good that I checked this because then I can change some of that stuff. And there's the Let Me Bore You To Sleep one, of course.
See, I thought I got rid of the price tag. This is because you know, some I play around with this. I've been working on this website, Jason Newland dot store for ages and ages and ages.
That's why there's so many recordings uploaded there. Otherwise, you know, if I was to start from to build it now to upload that many recordings would take me a long, long, long, long time, long, long time. So, yeah.
So again, with the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, you've got the very, the very latest one there and you go down and there's what is it? Four, five, six, eight, 12, 16, 20, 24. Wow. And 24 on each page and there's 65 if that works out correctly.
Yeah, 65 pages. That's a bit weird. Ah, OK.
Yeah. Oh, I'm just looking at so many images from the early days and kind of they're a little bit different from the ones these days. Although I have gone more and I suppose focused on I don't know what the right word is.
Yeah, they've not been quite as funny lately, have they? There's been some cute ones though because I did the rain, rain, rain, Let Me Bore You To Sleep. That was 1562. It's a lovely picture on that one of me with Vinnie licking my face giving me kisses.
That's nice. And there's one there of me holding a sausage in my hand and making a face. And there's one with me with Nelson Mandela in a restaurant and Vinnie is serving soup which is a waiter.
Oh, this is interesting. I did one and it was about I talked about Romans and being in a Roman school. I don't quite know where I was going with that but I talked about that at some point.
So I did an image of two Romans me in a school uniform holding Vinnie who's also in a school uniform and two Roman guards kind of stopping us. I went to post that on where did I go to post it? It was somewhere. It was either one on the apps or maybe it was on YouTube or and they said nope, not allowed.
It was potentially offensive. Like okay it's a funny image. I mean me and Vinnie are both in school uniforms.
I'm talking me with my face. It's not like I've kind of made myself young. It looks silly.
It's a silly image. There's another one don't blame me. There's another one there with crocodiles and Vinnie pouring a bottle or a bucket of water over me while me and Vinnie cleaning toilets.
Me and Vinnie boxing each other. Another one where we're getting married. So yeah, there's a few.
Quite like some of these images. But also because as I'm going into YouTube I'm getting a bit more into YouTube now. Just trying to I don't know some personal reasons for it really but making more of an effort you know and the I've got one particular video.
So I've now got my subscribers have gone up 87 875% more than the previous 28 days. So I had 39 new subscribers. I mean that's not a lot isn't it? But it just shows you how many I was getting before.
And my views in the last 28 days are 2400 more than usual. So I've got 4900. And watch time it's 357.5 hours more than usual.
So I've got 1.6 thousand hours of watch time. Hours wow quite a lot isn't it? So I've now got 1676 subscribers. So it's gone up since I mean if we go back to I suppose the beginning of the month I suppose really beginning of really? What's going on there? It's not allowing me to click on it for some reason.
Oh here we go. So the 1st of 1st of February I had 1638 now I've got 1676 and it's just it went up then it went down again then it started to go up then it started to go up and then it started to continue to go up. Now it stayed the same for two days.
And these basically it's because of one recording one particular recording that's been more popular it's now my most popular recording of all of my recordings on my YouTube channel.
And it's one I did a few days ago 17th of February it's called Extreme Deep and Confusing Sleep and I've had 1966 views of that one and it's not only the top it's the top one for the last month but it's also the top one I should check this all time lifetime yep it's the top one the second most highest one is an old video which was the 23 Relaxation Hypnosis for Stress and Anxiety Attacks 1812 then the third most one was Baby Vinnie but as far as the Hypnosis Calm
Your Mind that was 5th of August so yeah the other one was the 25th of May 2024 but it was old it was from 2018 I think Calm Your Mind was from 5th of August 2024 872 Power Cuts Let Me Bore You To Sleep 913 that was from 30th of October 2022 again that was I think that was from before that then though I do think it's hard it's hard to know counting down to sleep which was 778 the Power Cuts was 837 so these are all videos of me actually
talking like on camera they're the only ones that really get any kind of interest really not the only ones but generally so all in all I've had 223,000 views watch time 54,000 hours 54,300 hours 1.7 thousand subscribers yeah so if I'd been monetized I would have earned $119.53 which is ridiculous because in the past when I was monetized I was getting 45,000 views a month and that was like 150 160 quid a month or $160 a month for 45 40,000 views 45,000 50,000 or whatever so how can 223,000 only be
worth $119 it don't make sense but hey when it was a time that YouTube used to put adverts on my videos I had no choice I mean I still don't if you've got a YouTube channel and YouTube decide to put adverts splam in the middle then they're going to do it you've got more control once you're monetized to stop that from happening it's weird isn't it I mean it's pointless you all relax and then like 30 minutes in buy some toilet roll but no it doesn't work it's alright if it
was a blog or vlog which I mean some would argue that that's what this is but let's have a look views average percentage viewed right hypes what's the hype it's also got the most likes as well that extreme deep deep thingy why is my website why is the page not moving over come on oh no there's nothing for it to move over to show a chart calm your mind calm your mind lad don't you know it's time to go down pit wow ok so I'm just trying to update you on
what's going on really with me and what I'm doing and the YouTube channel is going quite nicely I mean it's still technically it's slow but it's much it's going much better than it was you know as far as the analytics come on it doesn't want to play games just for some reason it's not all fitting on one page and it used to I don't know why it's not now see I don't know I don't know what's going on I mean the stats today it's gone down like hourly so I'm getting
less than I did yesterday but I don't know why I honestly I'm not well actually to be fair yesterday Wednesday I wasn't getting many at 3 4 o'clock 3 4 yeah and then during the night that's when I was getting the most so yeah when I wake up tomorrow I'll probably have a lot more views on YouTube which I think my audience probably let's have a look at the audience no more stats no more stats I'm not I'm not I'm just saying where's the audience the audience are when your viewers
watch you on YouTube ok early hours of the morning Monday early hours of the morning Friday Thursday early hours of the morning so early hours of the morning everyday but apparently on Saturday people are watching me in the afternoon and early evening like that's my peak and on a Sunday 6 and 7 so 3 5 and 6 on a Saturday 6 and 7 on a Sunday but then 10 o'clock on a Thursday and a Friday as well as 5 o'clock on a Friday on Monday it's the highest point is 4
o'clock in the morning on a Monday there's no high point on a Tuesday or a Wednesday but my high point on a Thursday is 11 these are like peak peak peak peak times but there's other you know there are more popular than other times but there's oh I think I might have got there watch time from subscribers so only 55.8% that's not bad you know 55.8% of the people that watch my videos are subscribed and 44.2% aren't age and gender this is for the last 28 days female 53.7% male 46.3%
unspecified 0 now ages 13 to 17 years 0 18 to 24 years 0 25 to 34 11.7% 35 to 44 years 39.8% 45 to 54 years 24.9% 55 to 64 years 18.5% 65 plus years 5.2% so yeah it's pretty much although there's more females and males it's still nearly 50-50 isn't it 53% versus 46% so top geographies I always know the answer to this it's always been the same whether it's a podcast or whether it's on YouTube United States has always had a larger audience in the United States since 20
years ago it's always been the same I've worked hard to increase my audience in the UK because although I appreciate anyone listening wherever you are I also wanted people from my own country to be listening just makes sense you know as well so it took a while but United States here 38.7% United Kingdom 16.8% Germany 4.6% Canada 2.8% and Australia 2% so device types this is something I saw online which is happening it's becoming more and more a thing so more and more people are watching YouTube on television now it
was such a like almost almost zero a few years ago it wasn't really a thing now it really is becoming a thing I mean I watch all my YouTube videos on TV mobile phone is still the top one at 84.9% second used to be iPad I'm pretty sure second is TV at 6.3% then computer at 5% and then tablet at 3.7% yeah tablet not iPad TV is growing so I think it's going to increase because YouTube it's no longer just something that people would like look at on the bus maybe
or with their friends just to watch a funny video or just to pass some time it's like actual viewing now isn't it it's like I don't know if it's family viewing because I don't have a family but it I don't know it's nice to watch it on a big screen and I don't enjoy watching anything on a small screen because I just can't see the screen I can't see what's going on perhaps if I perhaps if I held the phone a bit closer ooh top subtitle CC languages no subtitles slash
CC 74.4% and then English 19.7% so that just means no one's watching weird I don't know what that means that confused me okay device type videos shorts alright so people watch live this is interesting people who watch live stuff on YouTube 51% 51.9% watch live streams on YouTube on their television compared to 48.2% on mobile ahh I I kind of thought that the live streams would be more watched on a mobile shorts TV is the bottom of the pile on this one mobile phone at 53.6 computer at 28.6 TV 17.9%
so I looked at all when I did the you know looked at TV being second but if you look at the videos okay so mobile phone 85% TV 6.3% then computer then tablet so TV is the front runner when it comes to watching live content I don't do live content I suppose I could but I don't popular with different audiences so these are the videos 1.7 is it all is it casual what's casual okay so new audience 1.7 thousand people watch the extreme deep and confusing sleep but from a casual
audience 55 regular audience 39 so it's not my regular people that are watching it hmm very very curious right back to the Q&A question Q&A questions Q&A Friday Megan asked me this last week but it was a little bit late just because I'd already done I didn't do one last week because I had no questions and then I think on a Saturday or maybe late on a Friday Megan posted this so she writes I've just seen this for the next one as I'll have missed tonight I don't know if you've
ever been asked this already but have you travelled much and if so what is your favourite country you've ever been to and why is there anything on your bucket list that you'd love to go that you'd love to go to one day okay I've kind of I have talked about these things but I can talk about it again I'm fine with that I'm probably going to go with Thailand being my favourite country I would like to go back there do it properly this time though you know take my time a
bit try not to because last time I went there I broke my rib and got a chest infection so that wasn't you know ideal so be a bit more organised as far as where I'd like to go I would like to go to other countries but I'd like to do it in a the most relaxing way possible maybe even in a way such as on a cruise like a world cruise that's something that I'd be up for doing I think that'd be cool I'd like to go on a world cruise
not something I could do you know with Vinnie but maybe do it bit by bit you know a week here a week there and one day maybe do a whole kind of year or six months away in the future and travel around and do excursions just going on land so maybe even go to the Arctic Pole or whatever it is Canada I'd like to go to America meet all my fans you know sign autographs and all that stuff so yeah I mean my majority of my audience is I mean I've
got audiences all over the world but I suppose the largest audience that I that watch or listen to me is America UK Ireland New Zealand Australia and Canada not in that order so although people listen to me in all over Europe Russia China wherever all over the place so yeah I'd like to I was going to say there's nowhere I wouldn't like to visit but that would be lying there's a few places I wouldn't really want to visit but there's a few places I would just for the sake of just
interested you know interested in going there like Dubai I'd be interested to go to Dubai just to just to see what it's like I mean it's a little bit out of my price price range I imagine just just to see what it's like I'd like to go to I need to have basic comforts so going camping is not really my thing living at no point am I going to be trying to climb a mountain ain't going to happen or bungee jumping or you know it's going to be I think maybe
in a on a cruise ship with some restaurants and a bit of luxury I've earned it I think I've I've done enough good things to deserve a bit of nice stuff just a bit of nice time you know I think I think so I don't know by the way maybe I haven't yeah I'd quite like to do that and let me get a a map of countries let's have a look map of world right I want one that shows the different countries I suppose they all do don't they I guess
right it's not letting me to I want to open it up map of world countries a clickable oh right a clickable world that's what I want so I'm just looking at this map and some places I'd like to go so I'm going to start at the left hand side which is where the United States is and then this is weird so the United States is actually broken up by Canada so it's like the head and the bum of Canada is the United States if they were kind of sitting in a
chair and leaning backwards like like that so can they get from one part of the United States to the other oh that's very strange so where is that then clickable Fairbanks North Star that's confusing oh it's the last Alaska so America is part of Alaska ok my geography is not perfect I'll be honest with you there's a lot of parts of America that are nowhere near the sea nowhere near so I mean I'm just thinking if I was going to visit America I'm only really if I'm going by a cruise
I can only go and visit places that are near the sea can't I so United States and Canada Greenland I quite like the idea of going to Greenland and Iceland there's a big difference in size according to this map so I quite like to go to those just just to sell bean you know just to go and see I'm a little bit concerned that the breakfast might be just fish someone told me that's what they eat in Iceland or Greenland if the breakfast is fish now I might be wrong but
that's not I mean for me you know that's not kind of a breakfast not something I would eat for breakfast I mean Mexico I don't know I'm not sure it would be interesting to have a little look maybe as an excursion go there and you've got all the different South American places did you know the Caribbean is just near America that's weird I thought it was somewhere else so you've got Brazil Venezuela Colombia Peru Bolivia Paraguay Argentina Chile Guyana Suriname French Guana Frank I do wonder you know if a country
gets taken over and then they get their freedom why do they continue talking the language of their captors you'd think as soon as they got rid of the people that kind of you know invaded them then they would stop talking that language that's why I want to go back to whatever language I used to have before the Romans came here mind you that would be Italian wouldn't it so where did English come from don't pretend you know nobody knows don't say Shakespeare Russia wow that's a big old country isn't it
Russia is huge it's way bigger than America but where's India though see this doesn't make sense to me India's got the highest population as is China yet landmass wise Russia and I think Canada have got the biggest landmasses but then Greenmark Greenland rather looks pretty huge as well but I don't know if it's all within kind of a proper kind of frame yeah you got all these Libya Algeria Myanmar Sudan probably I don't know if I'd want to go to any of those places I don't know just because there's such
a language barrier if I go to Canada apart from some parts that maybe don't want to speak English but I'll pretty much be okay in America or Canada Australia New Zealand there's loads of places in Europe where they can speak English or are willing to speak English when I went to Bulgaria everybody spoke English or could speak English but then you've got places like I don't know like Mexico I don't know whether they can speak English but what the the percentage the percentile of people that do so I'm in the
UK I'm basically a little dot on the map in fact if you didn't have UK and just crossed that out you wouldn't even know where we were it's okay it's not that small but this is quite small it's a bit of land it's a bit of land you've got France right next to it it's amazing it looks like France is almost the bum of UK is sitting on top of the head of France or near the eyebrow but or pooing in its mouth no I don't think this is in scale
not sure I mean in some parts of Europe I'd like to go to Norway Sweden Finland Denmark definitely like to go to those places I'd like to visit Germany I'd like to visit Poland I've been to France but I guess I'd quite like to visit France I've been to Spain I'd like to go to Spain again yeah I think it'd be quite nice to in some I'd like to travel I think that would be quite a nice way to to live my life because I could do this whilst travelling I
know I can't really travel around the world and stuff with Vinnie but in order to do this all I need is a little bit of equipment and I'm fine and wherever I am and an internet so I can do that anywhere on the planet and I'd actually have something to talk about can you imagine wow instead of sitting here with my same background wall although some people seem to think that I live in a bathroom which was weird and didn't think you could smell me through the camera but I was
thinking you know I could be doing a video on a cruise ship with all the sea in the background or I could be on a beach with the palm trees and monkeys and stuff or in the arctic and just be doing it while there is a bit of iceberg behind me with a couple of not panda bears what are they called the big white ones playing ping pong so that that would be make an interesting video an interesting recording Africa I don't know not really sure I really don't know like
because you've got places that are like Egypt Sudan Nigeria Mali Angolia I don't know I suppose I'd like to go somewhere where it's not too hot I know Thailand is hot but when it comes to kind of like Asian Asianic countries I think it's what it's called but I like the idea of going to China Japan Thailand where's the other places around that area ok Malaysia Indonesia Sri Lanka maybe not I don't know definitely Australia I mean it'd be quite nice I think in some ways to get a cruise and
perhaps stay to get a cruise to Australia and then have another cruise booked for maybe a week later and I stay in Australia for a week and I'll get a visa or whatever see that'd be quite cool that way I can just travel around and have a little look what are you doing? ok Vietnam Thailand Malaysia where's the other place?
so Japan definitely I'd like to go there China yeah I'd love to go to Russia but I don't know if it's even allowed it's my dad went to Russia years and years and years and years ago and he said it's beautiful very beautiful place he went to all the like the cities and stuff and yeah I'd like to go there and India I'm not sure again I don't know if I'd want to go to India I think it'd be interesting but yeah I don't know I know there was a trip
from the Buddhist centre I went to India blimey it's like 15 years ago now and some of them enjoyed it some of them really didn't some of them were really ill it's like it's a very long very very long journey but it feels I might be wrong but I get the impression that the journey didn't end when I got there I want the journey to end when I get there so if I get to Spain if I go to Spain my journey ends at the airport other than the taxi to
the hotel and the same as if I go to Thailand or if I go to I don't know Vietnam or if I go to Australia taxi to the airport maybe a bit of travelling around but I'm not going to try and see the whole country because there's probably not enough time to do that anyway Japan yeah I'd definitely like to visit Japan I've heard a lot of good things about it and there's the Norway Norway but I thought Norway was down there oh that's right I forget I realise I've gone
far far far away from where I was so I'd definitely like to go to Norway those parts of Europe Norway Sweden Finland Germany Poland maybe France Spain I've never been to Italy Italy's not even on here does Italy not exist anymore?
oh yeah there it is it's tiny no that can't be right Spain and Italy and France Romania I'd like to go to Romania and Poland I'd like to go there because I've met so many people over the years from Romania and Poland it'd just be nice to see what it's like there you know if I'd have kept in contact with some of these people I'd have somewhere to stay probably but I never did I never did never kept in contact with anybody the amount of people I've worked with over the
years over the years Australia Indonesia Malaysia Bengal India so there's certain parts of the world where I'd probably keep away from just because of the some of the political stuff going on especially they might not be particularly friendly towards an English person and I'm not responsible for what's going on I'm all about peace baby peace peace peace so I haven't so much got a bucket list but I'd like to go to lots of places there's also places in this country that I'd like to visit yeah definitely I'd like to visit
so I'd like to go to Scotland I'd like to go up to Newcastle revisit a certain area I'd like to go to I suppose I'd quite like to do like a journey like a tour of England then a tour of Wales and a tour of Scotland and again I could do a film footage of that make a vlog or do my Let Me Bore You To Sleep but I'm in Glasgow or I'm in Kenfilling or Bolton or wherever you know different parts of the country and then go to Northern Ireland
right had to have a little break then because there was a lot of barking outside and Finny was a good boy he didn't really he reacted a little bit but not too much and it's I mean kind of it's weird because I like that dog over there but annoying and really annoying hearing it barking continuously but it's such a cute dog it's weird it's weird I'm a bit like that with people that bib their horns or people that speed I get like oh I get a little bit a little bit
angry why are you doing that and then they stop their car get out and it's someone I know and instantly I'm kind of like oh well I don't care anymore so it's basically if I knew everybody in the world I'd never ever get angry or never get it's like I wouldn't be bothered by anything that's not true is it because the more people I knew the more things I'd be bothered by I'm talking not in a personal communication wise but just generally things happening around it made sense to me when
I started saying it yeah so I would love to go travelling I can't at the moment don't have the resources but if I were able to it'd be really cool to turn this into a travel vlog in a sense like Let Me Bore You To Sleep but I'll be travelling and just be boring talking about what's going on talking about the whatever weird experiences I've had and just tell you those stories and I think it'd make for some really good recordings but you know one day maybe I'm going to have
to who knows if I win the lottery I need to do the lottery don't I but that that is that in a sense is my ideal situation as I said I wouldn't be going away all the time because Vinnie he can stay with his mummy who lives over there maybe for the odd week or two if she's OK with that and I could go away on a what's it cruise or something but it'd be yeah it'd be brilliant and then I don't know if there's are there any pet friendly cruises
that's an interesting question isn't it for me anyway pet friendly pet friendly weed killer do you ever like you think that's put in the first two and the rest of it will come up pet friendly hotels fair enough that's a good one pet friendly pet friendly weed killer pet friendly hotels near me pet friendly motel Rockhampton pet friendly rentals pet friendly ice melt and then is the vang pet friendly so yeah so pet friendly cruises cruise cruises okay dogs oh there is no need to leave your pets behind this is
P&O Ferries and enjoy your holiday with them when you book with P&O when you book with P&O hold but are you allowed to take your animal into another country though ah that's the question so I'm interested in cruises not ferries and which means so I could take him I'll be sleeping on on the on the ship the whole time and Vinnie Vinnie I'm I'm it is the thing is I don't know if I could trust him because what if he gets out and it's not even funny but what if he
gets out of the cabin and just runs and doesn't realize that there is actually like he can't keep running without getting wet so yeah that I don't know they must have some kind of things around to stop that happening I don't know Euro Camp dog friendly Cunard Queen Mary 2 is the primary cruise line that allows dogs offering a unique experience for pet owners looking to travel with their furry companions finding a cruise that accommodates dogs can be challenging as most major cruise lines only permit service animals however there are
a few options available for pet owners with Cunards Queen 2 being a standout choice mind you what if you didn't like the other dogs what if the other dogs didn't like him 15 best dog friendly cruises available it says 2025 so I'll go there because they haven't updated it I can't be care because they'd like he's not a service dog they're showing dogs that look like service dogs right key points limited options service versus companion major lines such as Royal Caribbean's Norwegian Carnival Princess and American Cruise Lines permits only trained
service dogs as defined under the Americans with Disabilities Act that's no good to me because he is well two things he's not a service dog and he's not trained we don't really do service dogs in this country outside of for physical disabilities to someone with you got sight dogs and possibly hearing dogs as well you don't have it the emotional thing it's not really a thing here in this country like an emotional pet plus he's pretty useless for that anyway imagine I've been in public I'm having a bit of a
time I go to pick him up and he just starts biting me and growling that's what he would do you know he hasn't got any sense of like wanting to look after me at all blessing dog friendly cabin so P&O cruises so it's dog friendly cabins so this is a whole to Rotterdam route but can you just walk on to Rotterdam with a dog I didn't I don't know I thought it'd be some kind of rules about taking animals abroad you know like just that's what they would be so anyway
I could go on about that all day because that's something I'd love to do oh my life would have my life would be interesting I'd be amazing Michelle asks hi JJ hi juicy JJ have you been going with your hey how's it been going with your cooking adventures are you still cooking for yourself more often have you been enjoying it and belly rubs for Benny I can do the belly rubs for Vinnie the other bits I'm trying I'm not very successfully being successful but I have tried yeah I'm getting better
I'd be sort of cooking and stuff at least once a day I'm eating like proper food I'm trying I mean it's weird it's I think for me it's just I guess it's a habit you know getting into the habit of doing certain things so I don't have to train myself to make a cup of tea for my breakfast or to get my ready brick ready ready brick ready I don't have to train myself for that you know because it's it's kind of that's a habit that's already there so I need
to rebuild the habit of eating a cooked meal in the evening maybe even during the day and I was quite enjoying losing the weight because part of the reason I kind of cut down you know I got rid of sugar I got rid of what coke I used to drink quite a bit of coke but I stopped drinking coke altogether pretty much unless I'm out if I'm in a restaurant or something then I'll drink some coke or if I'm in a like a coffee shop or something and that's what twice
a year if that probably less so hmm I mean the cutting down on sugar I did lose weight but now put it well it's all gone you know it's back it re-arrived it returned came back with vengeance so yeah I have to kind of get back to you on that one because I'm not sure I've got food in there in the cupboard I got food in the fridge where I can cook cook food like cook cook cook cook got an airfryer got an oven got a microwave I've got everything I
need I just accept everything but motivation I think for that and yeah I could definitely do with stop yawning it's time for another nap blimey so yeah that's what I'm going to do I'm definitely going to get more involved in cooking stuff but I'm not a cook I mean I do know how to cook generally I know when something's cooked does that make sense so I did catering I did cooking at school for three years and I worked in a chip shop for two years so I know when a burgers
cooked or when fish is cooked that never leaves you basically it just floats if you if you fry and fish and chips as well once they're floating they're pretty much cooked don't take my word for that though I've got a food poison but that bloke he's Jason he said to just if it floats you can eat it yeah but don't put it on a lilo or whatever you know I'm a rubber rubber dingy it's gonna float isn't it mind you a rubber dingy wouldn't really go into a hot frying forget
that but I I worked in yeah I've worked in kitchens and worked in a canteen doing breakfasts and also being on my own like as far as like looking after myself forever really so yeah I know how to cook I just don't do fancy meals and things like lasagnas anything that takes a lot of time and effort I can't be bothered because it's just me and I'm not yeah I'm just I'm a basic person very very basic meat to veg sub kind of that kind of person I'm just a fruit
juice and a yoghurt a big iced bun with cherry on top oh I love those cherries yes so it's not a very good answer to your question but I don't enjoy cooking I'll be honest I do I enjoy sometimes having done it I I kind of sometimes get a little bit kick of the accomplishment of going and doing it but I don't cook cook you know it's very basic some vegetables just very basic very basic stuff but um yeah I would never cook a meal like you know like a do
you know some people invite a person around or come maybe a boyfriend or whatever it's oh girlfriend oh come round and I'll cook you a meal now if I invited you around for a meal you're probably gonna get a takeout pizza or when you get here I'll say what do you want kebab pizza Chinese fish and chips I wouldn't I wouldn't offer fish and chips because I'd only offer stuff that I want to eat so I probably wouldn't offer Indian either I don't mind Indian in the restaurant and my favorite
Chinese meal is a omelette and chips yeah that's my favorite chicken Chinese meal chicken I was gonna say chicken meal I normally just have a plain omelette Indian I think if I was going to choose an Indian meal it well if I went to an Indian restaurant right now if you took me out for a meal I would go for a mild vegetable curry because they're lovely and they've got potatoes it's yeah and the naan bread and because it's really about the flavors isn't it with Indian food so I'd have
to have it mild because I'm not I don't have that ability to eat like strong hot stuff I tell you what I do like what is it was a Spanish taco taco taco taco taco you know where they put all the different things on the on the table and you can just tell yourself to lots of difference like I like that I really like that that's one of my favorite things and in a way you go into an Indian restaurant you can kind of have that as well can't you have
lots of different things and just take a spoonful of whatever but pack taco back what's it called tapas tapas see paco tapo lapo wet tapas I was in the ballpark wasn't I tapas love tapas the yeah the Spanish sausages are nice I don't know why that's funny to me it's a weird thing to laugh at I like a nice Spanish sausage tapas yeah that's a real nice that's good pub food tapas so that I do believe brings us to the finality of this particular episode I've been talking for about an
hour and a half believe it or not yeah I know where does the time go so it's Friday today just trying to work out my next week so I do a Q&A Friday which means the day before is a Thursday for a hypnosis recording Wednesday Let Me Bore You To Sleep Tuesday hypnosis recording Monday Let Me Bore You To Sleep so Monday Wednesday Friday Tuesday Thursday for the hypnosis one as if I do like one recording a day and I and I I do one recording a day a day a
day a day I don't know maybe this is something quite weird PewDiePie had a video telling people to use a different email and not to use Google and I thought it seemed like quite a strange thing to do bearing in mind he was the top youtuber for quite a while before mr. beast came along and kind of blew everyone out of the water there's also I think an Indian youtuber beat him as well but basically PewDiePie was the top of the pile for a long time and he's telling like he
was doing this video saying get ready get ready Google Google email or don't use Google use a different search engine all that stuff and I was thinking but Google own YouTube and YouTube has paid you millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars what if they decide they don't like the fact that you're encouraging your millions of listeners to stop using Google products they might stop giving you millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars that's what I thought might not be useful information but I just wanted to pass it on
because now I've relieved I've got rid of that information don't need it anymore it's gone you can say wasn't there a story about PewDiePie and I'm like I don't know.
I've forgotten.
So there so thank you very much I'm sending myself to sleep here so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself you deserve to feel safe lots of love did you hear Vinnie going hmm hmm lots of love bye
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