(music) (10 hours) #1452 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

And welcome to jasonnewland.com.

My name is Jason Nuuu-uh-la-la-la-la-and I've woken up a bit earlier than normal So I just got out of bed anyway And for some reason Vinnie decided to wake up as well Which makes me wonder if something happened to wake us up Like, I don't know, a noise or something And he's now sitting at my feet Which is kind of weird because normally he doesn't get up so early Normally he'd be in bed for at least another 5 hours It's true Blimey He's a funny, he's a funny old lad Old vinegar Oh yeah, police only listen

when you can safely close your eyes So I'm just having a quick look at the stats Okay, it's a little bit early to tell I think the stats are coming to...

I mean the stats are there but Nothing much happens by this time of the morning It's not a good time to get a cage of how things are Okay This is my normal, my little routine I just check the stats, check my emails Nothing in my emails Wouchershop, brilliant I don't even know what that is, Wouchershop, another one, thanks Google Alerts, Jason Newland I've been doing it, I've had a Google Alert for my own name For a pal Wow, maybe 10 years Not once have I come up Like me,

my name, not once have I come up On Google I am on Google You know, for things I do but As far as like an article or anything like that, not once I'm going to figure out a way to do it I want to be on Google Maybe I need to make my own article Wow, maybe A sheen mystery box Anyone?

I don't know what that's about I'm probably deleting stuff that's really good There might be someone in an office somewhere thinking We keep sending special gifts to this bloke and he's just ignoring it We sent him a new card the other day All he had to do was put a few digits into the computer No wonder Weird It's almost like he thinks we're scamming him Scamming him Okay Let's have a go Okay, right I just can't, every time I go on Facebook I'm just more surprised I don't know why Just some of the stuff that I see on there It's It seems to be turning into Like a really Rubbish magazine Do you know those magazines?

Daytime magazines that tell gossip stories Just I don't know The AI is getting silly now I mean AI, I think AI is amazing Phenomenal Our Vinnie is now in the bedroom drinking some water Hopefully he'll jump on the bed and go back to sleep Hopefully Nope, he's coming back in here It's almost like he wants to spend time with me And I don't understand that He seems to want to just sit at my feet Although I think I mean Yesterday Yesterday We were sitting on the settee It's like a recliner chair It's a recliner sofa And no,

it's not glamorous It's falling apart It's a very, very old one But it's also very, very heavy None of that is relevant to the story It's black But It's I was just reclining watching What was I watching?

I don't know, I can't remember But anyway, Vinnie Was laying next to my Leg, like he normally does, kind of cuddled up a bit And he put his chin on my thigh I mean, the rest of his head was there as well He'd just take his chin off and put it on my thigh So he rested his head on my thigh He does that very occasionally And I'll like Just maybe stroke his head or something And Or even I'll just leave him and he'll Take his head away after about I don't know,

ten seconds Yesterday he left it on there for about an hour He fell into a deep sleep With his head With his chin resting on my thigh And Never done that before It's almost like he's becoming more comfortable with me He's been here three years nearly It's very strange But it was lovely and The thing is I didn't want to move because I enjoyed the fact that he did it It just showed To me it showed that he was being Loving And that's not his normal way really He is loving but it's It doesn't normally Take the initiative,

he's He'll cuddle up to my leg You know when I'm late on the city But at night He will He'll wait until I'm asleep Before he really gets cuddled up to me I don't know maybe it just sounds silly but It felt really nice Like a bonding exercise And even when we go out he Just, he seemed a little bit better A little bit more or a little bit less Stressy Towards other dogs Which is nice I don't know why he's Loyalty certain he wants to be in bed When I

first came out here this morning And I heard him flap his ears and I thought No he's not getting up is he And then I hear the little The little thump And his little foot His tiny little footsteps And his wobbling body as he walks in And he comes like up to me And I said okay I just give him a little stroke and I go back into the bedroom And he follows me So I lay down on the bed And he just sits at the bed So in the end

I thought Chucks some treats onto the bed And he jumps up Oh no no wait a minute No he gets onto the bed He does eventually jump onto the bed with me So I lie there for about five minutes But I've got my glasses on Although I did take them off and put them to the side of the bed But I've got my Crocs on I've got my cardigan on So I'm not really suited to sleeping This was more It was a temporary situation I was in the Temporary zone as

it were And he jumps onto the bed So I'm facing I'm facing the wall He jumps up And cuddles up into my back Not into my back but like you know He wasn't inside my back That'd be weird So I leave it for a few minutes Then I think he's probably gone back to sleep and I can kind of manoeuvre and get out of the bed And maybe put the bed close To his face over him But no as soon as I moved he was off the bed So I don't really know Not really Why He's Not in bed really That's kind of all I'm trying to say really How many times can I say really?

Tell you what we were woken up By someone shouting I don't know what time it was I would say probably about 1 Maybe 2 o'clock in the morning But they weren't just shouting They were banging Almost like they were banging on a door And I was like Are you serious? I don't know if it was someone trying to get their dog To come back in or something But that's Are you serious?

You cannot be serious That's the thing about Mackenmo Anyone lucky enough To be around When I don't remember his first name Mackenmo Yeah Mackenmo The tennis player When he was around Tennis became Super exciting Now I'm I'm not talking I think For a proper tennis fan He was probably annoying You know people that wanted to watch tennis But for the casual Person It may be I mean I watched tennis During Wimbledon And that was it And quite often Just the final Or Just one particular person Or a couple of people

As they you know Their matches Over the years I don't watch it this year It was on But Uncle Sausage's Had it on the TV So it did You know he was in the only hospital ward That had free television In the whole hospital You know what he was saying Oh don't worry I said well you should get your TV Watch to you know get the When you get When you go into the A different ward Pay for the TV He said no I don't want it It's going to be

crap Well it turned out It wasn't It was a pretty good quality Oh wait a minute Maybe it was rubbish I forget It was either good quality picture Or a really terrible picture Well I tell you what though If Can you remember The last time A tennis player Had a doll A doll for kids One which speaks Are you sure the answer to that Is none Other than one Is it Paul McEnroe Is it Paul McEnroe That just I don't know why I think I'm McEnroe I think I'm thinking of

Paul McCartney Paul McEnroe Nope If I just go McEnroe John McEnroe Dolls Seriously They were John McEnroe dolls You could buy them for 49 Pounds On Ebay I didn't know they existed Wow Let's have a look at the images John McEnroe Barbie doll He is literally He was So famous So famous There was a time When John McEnroe Was more famous than tennis Worldwide Arguably one of the most famous Sports people In the world At that time In fact Considering when he was More famous than the heavyweight champion Of the

world As in more people Would know who he was And then he's trying He's very Fidgety right now He's trying to find somewhere to go to sleep Trying to go to sleep On the curtains Like the bottom of the curtains Or doesn't he just go back to bed Get on to the To the settee That's quite comfortable But no He wants a surface with Some kind of fabric Comfortable fabric Oh he's found it now Got these curtains They're supposed to be Sound dampening curtains They work a little bit I've now

got the rail That goes up I need to get it up there And I've also got another curtain So the two curtains together Should Help With the background sound When there's people out there Shouting and screaming Which Hopefully be a little bit less As we move into the winter Yeah John McEnroe Was so famous And it wasn't because Of how good he was And he was good He was winning lots of stuff It was because Of his tantrums His arguments His anger It's kind of I don't know The shorthand The

The doll Where is this John McEnroe Dennis Funko Pop vinyl Okay Talking dolls Talking Maybe I'm Imagining it Because I'm trying to find it I can't seem to find it anywhere Okay if I just go to all John McEnroe I think he's back at my feet again John McEnroe Talking dolls You know he got so Much hassle When he was a player All the arguments With the umpires He was arguing With the reporters Like Constantly But at the same time It turned him into A huge star Like huge Huge Why am I talking about John McEnroe Why do I talk about Anything Ah Who knows I bet it a fool I think there was a Mr.

T Doll as well Probably an Arnold doll Let's have a look Mind you if I put An Arnold doll I think a different Arnold Would come up Yeah Talking figure Arnold I've just seen Oh there are other Arnolds as well If I put in Different strokes Different I think maybe I'm going back too far In time Time is forgotten Arnold Huge Huge show I said that A bit of everything Didn't I It was a massive show It was a massive doll It was a So successful The thing is We used

to get Toys And comics Magazines Books All kinds of stuff Like that You know Merchandise From a TV show And it was just An annual I mean maybe It's the same now I just I'm not Involved in that stuff But they Made a lot of money Okay I think there might have Been a doll I remember When I came home From school And my teddy bear Had fallen apart In the washing machine And my step mum Was like I'm sorry But Arnold has Fallen apart I called him Arnold Arnold has

Fallen apart I said What do you mean I said She said Arnold When I put him In the washing machine And he kind of His eyes Had fell out I said what I said They have to make A new show For this Saturday What's going to be On instead She said No not that Arnold Not from different strokes The American sitcom Your teddy bear Who you named After Arnold Yeah That's That's whose eyes Have fallen out Okay Got ya It's sat here Do you want to say Anything else I said

well What is there to say Do you want me To Talk about Your incompetence Do you want me To point out That If you're Unable to Keep a teddy bear Intact Should you really Be having another baby Or a baby She was pregnant At the time A little bit harsh To say something like that You can't even Look after a teddy bear And I said But honestly It doesn't matter I don't care Probably too old For a teddy bear She said Well you are 17 I said I do know How

old I am She said Do you And I said Yes She said Are you sure That's nice And I said Well it's This seemed like A really pointless Conversation And she said Yeah it's Almost like This recording Is just Padding No content What so ever Just Waffle For waffles Sake Finish being fidgety I think it will be ok Once I get my breakfast And sit down on the sofa He'll cuddle up next to me And he'll be fast asleep It's a bit chilly This morning It's kind of natural To be

cold This time of the morning But A bit chilly And the window Is open in the living room Which is a little bit weird Because I thought I closed it Let's just have a look What's in the news I nearly fell asleep then I nearly Fell Asleep Yes I did Yes I Yes I did Oh Oh Ok Ok what's coming up I won't Right Sharon Osbourne I was I was going to say I was on with Sharon Osbourne I probably would have if it mattered But I was It's very likeable

In fact The whole family Kind of quite likeable weren't they I didn't really watch the show But I've seen Sharon Osbourne Outside of that setting When she was a judge On the X Factor I think She was also in She was in Big Brother I'm sure she was in Big Brother last year Sharon Osbourne How do I change The colour This is annoying me now Wikipedia Somehow made it a black screen With white writing Which is not Easy to read Yet I want to turn it back And it's not I

mean how There must be a very easy way to do it But I'm not finding an easy way Seriously This is silly She was in Celebrity Big Brother Filmography Oh it's the last thing she did Celebrity Big Brother 2024 Also known as Celebrity Big Brother 23 Was the 23rd series Of Celebrity Big Brother Ok Sharon Osbourne Sharon Osbourne Was first ever Celebrity Lodger It also had What was his name Louis Louis Walsh David Potts Nikita Kuzman She's a writer No she's a dancer Colson Smith Coronation Street actor Louis Walsh Fern

Britton Bradley Riches Sissy Seas or Sissy Mills Don't know Marisha Wallace Ekin Sue Koolology Levi Rhodes Lauren Simon Carrie Coltsmith So yeah I didn't know most of those people At the end of it I did What was her name Ok Ok Ok I'm just not a buffer I can't find anything there I can't decide about this squeaky desk Seriously So stats wise There's not a lot happening today Because it's too early According to the internet There's not much going on In the world Which I don't believe But it's ok Selena

Gomez Is in the news I don't know what that's about She's got married to Penny Blanco So good luck I don't know who Penny Blanco is Anyone I don't know honestly Oh he's a music producer Because Selena Gomez She's the voice of Meg In Family Guy I do believe The 3rd of October In a few Few more weeks I'll be Everyone will be running around Dressed up I'll go to Facebook See if there's anything on there Nope not much Not much happening Nope I'm not sure if anyone's noticed I posted

Last night's recorded I don't know It's getting windy outside I can hear a busy motorway So today I'm going to do Make my breakfast Watch a bit of TV And then Then Probably going to fall asleep Later on I will be Making the Q&A Friday Although as I said Previous recordings I've only got one comment Or one question Which isn't enough for a podcast So I'm hoping that someone else Will ask a question Before I make the recording today Other than that There's not really a lot else going on So

yeah There's not a lot really going on Right now I've got my tummy saying Feed me please I'd like some food Feed me please If you like Me too Not Eat All of your belongings Feed me please Blah blah blah I don't know if that didn't happen Yeah Anyway I'm going to go Thank you For listening Remember to be kind to yourself Because you deserve To be happy Be gentle with yourself So take care Remember to be kind to yourself If I haven't already said this Because I just fell asleep there You deserve to be happy And be gentle with yourself Because you deserve to feel safe Lots of love Bye