(no music) (10 hours) #1442 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

Podcast Description

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025 Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

- Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome. - He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability. - Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.” 😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

- Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it. - He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.” - Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation. 📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

- Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase). - Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms. - Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase. - Talks through his top podcast episodes, including: - Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation - Let Me Bore You to Sleep - Chronic Pain Hypnosis - Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks - Stop Smoking Hypnosis 🌍 4. Audience Geography

- Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.). - Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow. 📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

- Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes. - Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content. - Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms. 🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

- Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall. - Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are. - Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content. - Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation: "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.” 💌 7. Fan Interaction

- Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate. - Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts. - Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles. 🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

- Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap. - Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world. - Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.” 📝 Tone & Style

- Calm, meandering, humorous. - Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep. - Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.