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Hello, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name's Jason, New Land. Please stop staring at me Vinnie, stop staring at me.
Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. My website is jasonnewland.com. It is a really groovy website. I mean, even if I do say so myself, which I kind of just did.
It's a pretty good website. It's my podcast. It is my podcast website.
So, you know, I know you may prefer to listen on Castbox or Spotify or Apple Podcasts or Podcast Addict or Player FM, Deezer, Luminary, Podcast Republic, Podverse, Podfriend, Audible, Podbean. But you can also listen on my website. And all the latest recordings are on there.
You can stream it, you can download it, you can play it at different speeds. You know, if I don't speak quite fast enough, you can speed it up. Oh, really? Yeah.
I think you can even fast forward as well. So yeah, that's that's my website. It's also got links to all of the other podcasts I just mentioned, the podcast apps.
So you can find out where my recordings or my podcasts live on those particular apps. There's a link to my YouTube channel, which is at Jason Newland. There's also a link to playlists, podcasts, my Facebook group, which is Jason Newland's Boring Group.
That's my Facebook group. It's currently 207 people on my group. Or our group, you know, the people that are on the group.
So there's 207 of us. If you would like to join the group, then please just go to the website, my website, click on the link, which says Facebook group, or just go on to Facebook and look for Jason Newland's Boring Group. It's a good place to meet other people that listen to me.
And also it's once a week, I do a Q&A Friday. Usually it's on a Friday. And you can actually ask me questions.
So if you go on to that Facebook group, you can ask me questions. And I'll mention your name when I do the question or when I answer the question. It's also linked to my PayPal.
And that is everything pretty much. So it's pretty good website. When I do record something, I do six versions.
And that's a lot, isn't it? But hey, so I do one without music, just a normal length. I do a five hour one without music. And a 10 hour one without music, then one with music, just a normal length.
Five hour with music, 10 hour with music. Now the ones, the longer ones have also got positive affirmations, relaxation stuff, and you know, me counting down from 100 down to one, and body scans and stuff like that. So it just means you can listen for the entire night.
And it does get quieter as the as the hours go by. Today, well, this week, actually, I don't know why I'm squeaking when I talk this week, because what is it Wednesday now? I started off. Yeah, so I did something on Sunday, the 19th.
The week didn't start off so great on Monday, I didn't do anything on Monday. But I did do Sunday was busy. I did two recordings on Sunday.
Well, not did it did spider phobia. And the Let Me Bore You To Sleep 1273 three, which was a summary of the previous week. And the 18th 18th.
So I did Yeah, Friday. Or Saturday, I did two, really, Saturday, the 18th. It was so things were going quite well.
17th. Okay, and I did one on the 17th. And then I had a day off and I did one on the 15th.
So Monday was a bit of a weird start to the week. But I've made up for it. By yesterday, doing a recording, Let Me Bore You To Sleep.
And today, I have done two different recordings. Not including this one. I did this morning, I did a deep sleep whisper hypnosis.
Number 515 called observe your mind. And it's quite a short recording. How long does it last? Plus 30 minutes, 28 minutes and 18 seconds.
It's not that short, actually. And then there is I did a relaxation hypnosis for stress number 232. That's called feeling safe.
That is a short one 16 minutes 51 seconds. And unless you listen to a longer version. I haven't done a new one in the ages and ages and ages.
The reason what that podcast is, and I personally think it's one of my better podcasts is it's a mixture of different ways that may help to reduce stress, anxiety and help with panic attacks, which is something close to my heart. So I did a lot of recordings during the lockdown period. 2020 21.
And I haven't done one for a while. I can't remember the last time I did one. I don't because I didn't have the dates on any of the podcasts for some reason.
There is some of the recordings there. They're short. Some of them like just a technique that you can use.
Some some of them a lot longer. So number 231 whenever I did that one is called 10 to one technique relaxation. And that was 30 minutes long.
Number 230 was called Superman re energizing. Oh, that was the 7th of May 2021. Wow.
So I don't know when the No, I don't know. I don't know what date the 231 was. I'm pretty sure it was last year.
I could probably find out actually. But there's lots of different ones like listen to my boring voice relax by spending time listening to me. They're all like half an hour.
One of them's 11 minutes and nine seconds. That's Superman re energizing. Keep your eyes open until I say so and relax.
Relax and sleep. Nothing exists. Sitting in a chair.
Sitting in a chair relax. That's not a good sentence is it? Not a good sentence. Sentence structuring.
Relax body parts and sleep. There's one I did on the 17th of January 2021. A request from Rachel.
Don't allow fear and anxiety. Don't allow fear and anxiety to affect your sleep. And that was an hour and 30 minutes long.
So I'd say probably the majority of those recordings were 2020 2021. I don't know if I've got the dates for most of them. Let's have a look.
It looks like I do. Blimey. This is weird because I don't take much notice of what I've done in the past.
All right so this one I remember I did 34 34 recordings. No not 30. Is it 34? 34.
Yeah I did. I think in about 2017 I think it was roughly. I'm guessing a little bit.
Was it 34? Was it 24? And then I didn't do anything for ages. And then I did another bunch up to 52. And then on the 8th of September I started doing more.
So the number 53 was the 8th of September. 54 was the 13th of September. 16th of September.
17th. 18th. 18th again.
So I was in one of those little um oops that metal thing has to move. Why have I I've not moved it yet. It's still on my it's under my desk.
I don't even know what it's for. It's I have to see if my neighbors can not remove it but maybe lend me the screwdriver to get it and get it out and I'll try and make think something. I don't want to say that out loud but I'm trying to think of an excuse to get them to do it.
Maybe I'll say oh I can't my knees won't let me bend down to do it and they'll feel sorry for me because I'm so old. I was I must have been going through one of those periods when I was just being prolific and doing I mean do any time that I do two recordings in one day on the same podcast usually means that I'm kind of on a bit of a roll.
Bear in mind they're both nearly 50 well one's 50 minutes one's 48 minutes long.
All of these are quite long actually one hour four minutes 58 minutes 32 minutes an hour. So we've got 30th of October 3rd of November 11th of November 2019. 21st of November 2019 so that's an hour and one minute.
Wow blimey 3rd of December 12th of December 14th of December 2019. Then we start January the 8th this is 2020 8th 9th 12th 13th 14th 15th 17th 18th 19th 24th 25th 26th 27th 28th 29th 30th 31st that's quite a lot isn't it just bearing in mind bearing in mind I was also doing the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcasts at that point and also the deep sleep whisper podcasts so yeah I was pretty busy wow.
So what ones have I got I started now because I don't know if you remember I say those that have been listening to me for a long long long time.
I didn't always name my episodes even if I numbered them I didn't name them so for the first I think. In fact I can tell you. Do do do do do um right let me have a look for the the podcasts.
Okay right. That's when I go to Let Me Bore You To Sleep and see when I first started naming the podcasts. What are they so I'll name them now.
I mean like you know I've given them numbers right from the start so even when I. Which is I don't know when March 2018 I think. But I'm pretty sure for the first couple of years I didn't give them any names just numbers. It's hard to be fair as I'm going down still only at 1200.
I can't go down a long time to get to the those numbers but they are they're all on there. Well all the ones that I saved there's some are missing but I've got most of my Let Me Bore You To Sleep recordings on my podcast. Nearly all of them.
When did I reach the thousand point I reached a thousand. On so that was a thousand five years old Let Me Bore You To Sleep and it's October the 7th 2024. Was more than what 2024.
Oh no it's a 4th of May 2023. Right as you because I had to upload them again. So I uploaded them on October the 7th 2024 because I lost my podcast didn't I. And I think then I deleted it then I started another one and blindly anyway.
Anyway yeah I think number 999 was the 2nd of May 2023. 1000 so that was I put nearly 1000 episodes. 1000 is called five years old 4th of May.
1001 was King Charles King Charles 3rd coronation which was 6th of May. So yeah so that was the 4th of May 2023. I managed to do a thousand let me boy to sleeps.
I'm just trying to see I know this isn't what I tell you what it is weird. Well it's not weird but in some ways this is kind of like an online ongoing journal. I mean I guess I'm going to say the word ongoing journal because the journal is kind of ongoing isn't it.
But I because there's been there was times when I used to put the most ridiculous titles which had nothing to do with the recording. I still hold the right to do that of course but there are quite a few recordings where I look and if I look back I said oh because just now I just thought to myself oh so number 774 Let Me Bore You To Sleep 3rd of December 2021 is titled I have vertigo vertigo and I did.
I was like wow because this is something that I had an issue with for a little while.
It came back a few times. I think it was yeah and I managed to get rid of it. It was May 2022.
I managed to get get it gone but 770 767 Let Me Bore You To Sleep 15th of November 2021 I'm still a fatty.
What kind of title is that blimey so this is going back I'm not talking about oh blimey wow okay it's it's it's so strange something's like seven and so the 1st of November 759 um but I wrote I've got one called I don't have Covid and then there's part two to that one no there isn't these aren't even in order and and then 756 right so 29th of October I think I've covered and the 1st of November I don't have Covid posture correction number 755 24th of October 2021 wow I
bought myself a girdle well it wasn't a girdle not like a girdle girdle like a girdle wasn't a girdle but it was a posture corrector and it kind of had a metal thing in the back to kind of keep my posture and because I was having problems with my upper back the muscles I was hoping it was the muscles I did go to the doctor eventually and the doctor said it's just normal sometimes the muscles play up especially when you're as muscular and handsome as you are and he said would
you like a prostate exam I said no no thanks can you turn the lights up please and turn the cameras off put the cameras off and that's weird so live video stream England for sale wow so yeah no flight cruises the shop shoplifting in Dubai 11th of October 2021 I don't even know what any of these things are um 10th of October 2021 number 747 Tyson Fury versus Deontay Wilder 3 number 745 8th of October 2021 this is a title I didn't think I would read again or that I would
read it says don't call your child Hitler okay I've got no idea what that was about that might be one of those that had no relation to the story or to the podcast but it might do full English breakfast and beer that was September 24th September 2021 735 I'm curious very curious at this point hmm I don't know oh well so I'm still going down just to see whatever Rachel sent me a picture of a toilet I don't know what that's about that was the 13th of September 2021 that might
have happened I might have done that recording just before Rachel stopped listening to me anymore I've got no idea um I've got one that says pretending to talk to daddy new land 9th of September 2021 number 723 see I know well I think some of these recordings might actually be mildly entertaining out the 1200 that I've done there must be at least two or three that are really good number 716 on the 2nd of September 2021 is called arse flannel and tourist tips okay and oh number 711 it's 26th of
August 2021 I'm 51 today wow I'm a gun slinging pacifist that was 9th of August 2021 703 oh yeah I really number 698 3rd of August 2021 21 years of websites it's a it's it's it's uh what have I got here ebooks coming oh yeah this is me my ebooks were that I was going to write okay let's have a look what what date was this was this like last week I'm gonna you know oh 9th of July 2021 so two three and a half years ago I was writing a
book an ebook hasn't quite uh hasn't quite erected itself yet has it that was number 687 I am peeling which was the 27th of June 2021 679 so I must have got a bit of caught the sun oh yeah where is it 27th of June 23rd of June 22nd of June right 22nd of June I was in Cornwall and that was 22nd of June 2021 I was in Cornwall yeah yeah yeah I remember that and 674 the 16th of June 2021 there's a hero that's the title of that one um
number 669 is called this is boring for a reason that's the 10th of June 2021 I'm thinking that maybe someone complained because my podcast was boring you know they Let Me Bore You To Sleep was boring and they were moaning which you know can happen so I probably did a whole podcast about it six what is this 665 5th of June 2021 I went to Graceland to see Mickey Mouse that sounds like a made-up story that's what I'm thinking um okay I'm gonna move past some of these um yeah uh
so 658 which is a little bit annoying because this was a quite a funny recording next the next one was not uh 658 17th of May 2021 are sports bras supposed to attract moths when I'm wearing it okay a bit strange 15th of May my mojo has returned wow and three days later my mojo definitely went away again I picked a fight with reality and expected to win that was the 14th of May 2021 number 655 so this is true this one 650 look 654 that was the 10th of May
2021 the title and I can't remember this one I fell out of my chair during this recording in fact I might there's actually a video of me falling out of my chair there wasn't there's twice that I've fallen out of my chair went went went to making recordings one was oh yeah it was when I was at the desk on this corner of the room I'm pointing to the corner now I think it was there and I got up now I reached to do something I reached something and I fell
over and I landed well it just I didn't I didn't get hurt but I definitely landed like on my head or something and another time I was leaning back in my black squeaky chair that I used to have and it fell backwards and I was trapped I just didn't this is when I had yeah I had Andre at this point I couldn't I couldn't get out his gravity was very much pushing me down and I'm still there I'm still there so that might be the one where I fell out of
my chair during recording that's number 654 10th of May 2021 I don't know if I was actually in I don't know if I left it in a recording or not see this one I remember this because Sebastian commented on a video I put down saying that my walls are moldy but they're not I don't have moldy walls and so the title of that one which was the 7th of May 2021 number 652 my walls are not moldy because they're not all it is is just the back felt from where the
soundproofing used to be oh according to this I found the place private why is number 619 private that's weird there's no reason for that put it back on as available which means I've just gone all the way back to the beginning again damn 619 so around to just the point of just before I got to 700 I think I was at I would say yeah I wasn't doing titles it's only when I got to about 700 which seems a bit weird that doesn't seem right that means I was doing it
for years before I started doing titles and I don't think that's true I really don't I think what might have happened and I'm going to research this because it's annoyed me now it's not annoyed me well it has it's bugged me a little bit because what it means oh if anyone's interested um where is I just passed it conversation with Sebastian no really I thought I just gone straight past it maybe it wasn't smelly Billy no conversation okay I'll skip past it I did have a conversation with Sebastian cynical Sebastian
that weird I've just skipped right past it oh well so let me go and get to it seems like years ago that I spoke to him on there nearly 51 my starfish has turned into an octopus that was the 13th of July 2021 689 689 sitting on some frozen peas would I've just realized what that period was so number 688 was called sitting on some frozen peas would feel so good right now 689 was my starfish has turned into an octopus this was the 11th and the 13th of July so
if I remember correctly I've I was a little bit um backed up should we say that a little bit parts of me were a little bit a little bit shy the back door was jammed I'm not quite sure how to really word it you know in a better way uh I could just say constipated but yeah it was definitely so according to this according to this the first time I started naming recordings was the 5th of May 2021 and it was number 651 now I know that's not true I'm well
I'm pretty sure that's not true I'm pretty certain and that's gonna bug me I don't understand anyone anyone I don't understand so I'm gonna search because I've got I've got recordings I've got all of them stored stored stored stored which one is this so this is the thing is did I say six so Let Me Bore You To Sleep let's say 201 201 surely some of them so they've all just got the numbers but I'm pretty sure if I looked at the details so let's say 201 where's the details open
with share compress properties properties details okay Let Me Bore You To Sleep 21st of August 201 201 really nothing else that's a little bit disappointing so what about 401 because according to this all it is is just the names like the number 401 let me board sleep and the date but no name that doesn't sound correct to me show more options edit moving finish looking my ankle is quite nice open edit cast edit wouldn't open copy as path share restore previous versions copy there's gotta be some information and uh properties
properties details so let's have a look again no no information comments just the date previous versions nothing this is weird there must be a way I know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go on SoundCloud see if they've got them on there because that doesn't seem right it doesn't it really doesn't so what I'm gonna do is if I go to profile I don't know how far down it's gonna let me go so if I put in 401 491 okay Let Me Bore You To Sleep just on sexy new land
let's have a look 491 see google map nostalgia if I go 401 okay 421 right nothing uh 451 I've never worn an astronaut's helmet 411 411 nothing 411 so I'm thinking maybe maybe before I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go down I'm gonna go to 321 no 321 I was I had names for my podcasts I'm sure I did I'm sure I did I really believe I did 321 but where are they if I do 371 see if there's anything there nope 571 yeah Popeye the goldfish so according to that one
and that's 2021 so if I've got 401 409 406 407 nope it doesn't make sense to me everything in the world made sense until this this moment in time I don't get it I mean it used to I just know right I know I know I know I know that I had names on my podcasts I'm pretty sure I had names because I used to make images right like years and years and years ago I used to make weird weird images you may say the ones I do are still a
bit weird but back then you know it took a lot longer and I used to have to kind of mix different things together although I still do but some of them are quite good images in fact I've got some hidden away not hidden they're just that's very strange Let Me Bore You To Sleep see I don't know right I'm just going to go through the whole thing and have a look if there's any 230 1700 1220 1000 and there's a lot of recordings lots and lots and lots I mean lots
I just have this vague memory of giving them names and I went through a time where I was giving like the most ridiculous names for the podcasts I'm very very confused and that's double o confused I tell you what my neighbors downstairs are so cool I had their music blaring out I really the bass was really strong and I got a text message within about a couple of minutes asking me if it was too loud and I said yeah and they said good did I say they were good neighbors sorry
yeah horrible no no it's just like is it too loud I said well the bass is a bit a bit you know a bit bassy and she turned it down she's what about now I said yes that's good thanks and that was it because they're young they're gonna have loud music every now and then and so like okay I'm not I never complain okay I don't complain to the people I complain I complain to you about them that's what I do I just moan but it was it was so nice
just the way they just like is it okay and I said yeah it's fine and that was it the thing is with the bass it shakes the whole building so yeah it was a little bit a little bit but the music itself it's fine I need a bass so I'm very very fortunate to have such good downstairs neighbors in fact they're the only only only neighbors I've ever had what I say neighbors neighbor she's the only neighbor I've ever had that actually was considerate I literally cannot find one family no
I'm looking through all the different thousands of recordings and there's no titles for any of the early ones and that does not make sense to me to me it doesn't being manly so that was 1146 of course as I am and I'm Vinnie Vinnie had a sleepover that was the 4th of June 2024 direct direct I can't even say the word directionless directionless chat 28th of May 2024 number 1134 free roast dinner 27th of May last year the weird thing about it so I started my pre-diabetic diet on the 25th
of May last year I did lose weight I think my belly's starting to get bigger again though yeah in fact I don't think so I'm pretty certain of it um yeah and I don't have any sugar so it's weird it's almost like my body wants to be fat I can't find the only ones that has any kind of title is the ones that say live YouTube stream or live Facebook stream and this was back in 2018 2019 uh yeah I did I did a few back then 2018 2019 that's gonna
bug me I don't maybe just one of those things I just didn't have titles I didn't see the point and I didn't I don't know I guess I didn't used to do Q&A Friday did I but that's not really the same thing though I don't think it's 1114 7th of May last year called there's a title I used to be rude that's hard to believe so I can't that's that is weird I don't yeah um I think that this is wrong I do believe that there were ones with titles earlier
on and I understand this might not be particularly interesting for anyone listening but as one of my titles of my podcast did say this is supposed to be boring and I need burping that's the 17th of March last year I do however I do however have the the transcripts so I'm going through these still no titles uh nope still looking 2024 tooth nope nothing but I've got a lot of transcripts of I think at least a thousand of my recordings so I can see what I was talking about if that's
useful or not I don't know but yeah no this is just oh I can't believe how many recordings there are it's just huge amounts and bearing in mind some of them are different versions as well different you know different lengths blimey oh what's this 449 I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it did I tell you I didn't didn't I said I did didn't I said I knew it 447 no 448 and I've got one with a title 10th of July 2020 the perks of being a
bra fitter and number 449 home deliveries and broken bones and that was 12th of July 20 2020 and number 450 which is the 13th of July 2020 fables of a reclining chair so I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it didn't I tell you I told you all along which makes me think where do I get the information for those show more options play with media player no edit a notebook no notepad no properties properties so previous versions no previous versions details comments oh because there was
a time when I didn't actually put it in the title I just put it in the comments ah and I did in that one so ah but then it's got comment comments there isn't it so if I go into that one whoops 451 show more options 451 properties and details I've never worn an astronaut's helmet now it's a 14th of July 2020 number 460 so let's go and see what's on there so this is 462 then 462 properties details that's weird details okay it's just a different thing so this is
name why is that not a layer previous versions no digital signatures no general whoop what have I done there oh no oh okay so 461 so what do I do properties details so these ones don't have any details but it's got a name it's got a name but I can't see what the name is unless I can copy it no nothing it's just got the but what's the name of the file oh oh no these are the files very very unusual I find it very strange so let's go down to
430 let's see show more options properties details so this one again just nothing no name I got so excited then I thought I was going to have to run to the toilet I got completely overawed with just bliss really believed I found the solution to my problem but nope I don't get it why would I not I mean it but what's the name of the title though that's the weird thing what's the name of it the path okay let's have a look let's see if I view view details what details
show more options view details I've got details sort by name the thing is the file is sometimes a different file completely like to what's actually it's named but then if I upload it to let's say Spreaker it will be a different file so I might have it named Let Me Bore You To Sleep I don't know my starfish is healed or I don't know whatever it might be but then it might actually come up as um oh you need to shave that might be the the the title of it this
is kind of very strange very weird type mp3 file show more options copy as path copy as path no that I don't know what I've done there oh no show more options rename no don't do that either show more options show more options open with media player search tomorrow choose another app share restore previous versions maybe I just have to accept that I maybe maybe some of them don't have names do you think that could just be it just don't have they've got names they've got numbers but they just don't
have the glorious titles that I believed in my mind for such a long time that they used to I genuinely believed genuinely not in a bad way but just see that I'm looking at this the edit the notes recorded on 27th of March 2018 2018 recorded okay but there's no it's just computer stuff nope no I don't know what any of this is what any of it means blimey I've got no idea so blimey what's this I've got the yeah I've got the loads of stuff opening up in not word
notepad like texas yeah that's strange unless of course I know they wouldn't be able to would it would it transcribe a recording without me even no it wouldn't would it properties properties edit in notepad edit in notepad guess what I did before I wonder if that's a a way of transcribing that's been hidden maybe that's how people how these companies transcribe they just edit in notepad but then they just no I doubt it it's amazing though you know transcriptions it takes it takes seconds for a short a short recording but
for an hour you know a 50 minute hour it takes minutes sometimes but sometimes you know a minute couple of minutes maybe less and when I was at university one of my the first thing I had to no not the first thing was it the first one of one of the things I had to do in the first year was transcribe a counselling session it was a practice session where I was the counsellor and I had to transcribe the whole 50 minutes and then make notes and you know stuff like
that it took me forever forever forever forever it was such a long task had I had well had we had the technology that's available now I could have done it well I could have done a transcription bit in a couple of minutes still you know still work to do but the actual transcribing was the hardest part and then the next time I had a transcription which was I think was in the second year I sent it off I think I did I did I send it off to a to have
it done for me so I got it done professionally because I couldn't sit through it again I think I did I can't remember I've got a vague because I actually got I did get a professional transcriber you know those Fiverr is it Fiverr the the website is it still around I'm not even sure if Fiverr is still around Fiverr you know you can ask ask someone to do something for you but you'd be lucky if you can get anyone to do anything for just five pound create a new account no
I don't want to create a new account go away I just want to see what's about scale your profession workforce with freelancers now a lot of them are going to be using the software so I could do this writing in translation transcribing I will transcribe your recording up to an hour I will transcribe it for five pounds and it just takes seconds well it take no time because I just put it in the process it just be I could do one after another so I could do I could transcribe like
10 10 in 10 minutes so that's 100 pound in 10 minutes and pretend that I've done it myself I wouldn't do that because I'm not I'm not nutty I don't do nutty things like that music and video AI serve oh it's got AI services now all right how Fiverr works 10k AI experts 20 plus types of services related to AI 50,000 plus customers ordered AI services on Fiverr so there's 10,000 AI experts so five people have asked each one of those to do something Karthik Pillai is a machine learning engineer
data science and ML consultant AI development data science and you know what I do need some stuff I do need to get an app I want to get an app I want to I've talked about this before the idea is to have this thing and I know apps are not it has to be more than an app I want it to be not just like a podcast where you can just have it on your screen and it's just this just my stuff but also have it so you can choose just
have the recording then you choose what you want to do do you want it with music what music do you want it with do you want a five hour do you want a 10 hour version do you want pod body scan do you want you can choose what you want and the AI will just put it together and you'll have a choice of thousands of different medium musics and stuff yeah there's probably I mean that that would be a big big big old task and and yeah and AI applications just
on the look our agents a our agency will build apps with chat gpt azure open ai ai whatever um develop artificial from 847 pound that's not fiverr is it that's not fiverr from 681 pounds the website's called fiverr it was supposed to be anything you want for a fiverr I do remember that being the the the catch hence the name let me get my noise please honey thank you I can see the way this is going it'll be it won't be long before fiverr just offers these services without any human's
involvement which defeats the object of what fiverr was I used to like fiverr I used it a few times um I had a little introduction video made for my YouTube channel back in wow 2000 and probably 2012 and well it wasn't for it was for the introduction to the youtubes and I think I did a couple and there was one which is a video and the sea came in on a sand and the sea went out and left on the sand was even the name or the name of the website
or the name of the recording something like that yeah I remember I think I had some designs some some artistic designs created as well on fiverr if I'm correct like logos and stuff like that and we're going back a long time 13 13 years 13 it's quite a while yeah wow that's changed a bit well I clearly haven't found what I'm looking for 328 nope 326 549 21st of November 2020 so this is strange I think some of these oh wrong one some of these so if I go 2020 okay
it's 549 549 549 549 I haven't got the title for this one but it's actually happy birthday money on there so if I go 564 the title is the light bulb story 564 on the podcast let me board asleep nothing so I need to change these and update them so a lot of these do have titles I just so I got 454 okay 455 455 465 465 no okay so not all of them in there 475 475 magic toenails so 475 so this was 16th August 2020 so maybe for the
first 18 19 maybe the first two years I didn't give titles but I knew I definitely gave titles before the 700th episode so number 475 magic toenails and gossiping crabs it might not be what I was talking about in the recording there's a possibility there's a possibility just a little possibility 471 the 11th of August 2020 another midlife crisis so it's yeah it's I don't know just 498 498 1.1 million downloads so far in 2020 but no date for that one so that's not much good 498 so if I go
498 see what date that was 498 I can find that no no date brilliant what about 499 499 21st of September 2020 so 498 was around that time so 1.1 million no it wasn't wasn't a lot really was it for nine months just over a million hmm I mean yeah this is all right but I'm just going back to that so I thought that was like really my really busy period maybe not 500 what did what is 500 500 episode special so 550 550 I vacuumed the car I vacuumed the
carpet today that's the 24th of November 2020 I had an exciting life I mean bearing in mind I'm not sure we was in allowed to go out the house back then so if not 556 I'm proper tired 542 I took the roof off what the 14th of November 2020 I took the roof off this is another 542 so this must be the shed in the bedroom I took the roof off yeah okay blimey so I dismantled it on my own 562 waiting for my delivery so it's like a little kind
of like a journal a diary 523 okay um I don't like all the titles though to be fair some of the titles reminds me of stuff 523 whenever that was my psychiatrist thinks I'm possessed by the easter bunny 522 I'm guessing that wasn't a real situation just just 522 so I'll find out roughly when that was 522 8 19th of January no that's weird there's no 522 how weird 521 there's no 521 519 well there's a 519 my gas and electricity bill 14th of October 2020 this is very confusing but
anyway all I was doing was just letting you know about the um the latest recordings so I did one called feeling safe and it's kind of an extension of something that I've done myself in the past I have this choir you know it's a short recording if you want it to be short as long as you want it to be really because depends how long you want to listen for but it's a sort of technique that you can use also what I've been doing is I now produce two different videos
for YouTube one is the normal length just normal length recording so for example the observe observe your mind the deep sleep whisper one I did this morning that is 28 minutes and 18 seconds long but then there's the 10 hour one and the feeling safe recording I did 16 minutes 51 seconds long then there's a 10 hour one so I've done one of each so people can if they want to listen just to the normal length one rather than stick on a 10 hour recording and there's still there's still dark
screen so it's 10 seconds of an image and then it goes to dark screen so even if you're listening to just 15 minutes or half an hour or whatever it's still going to be a dark screen so just makes it a bit easier if you are listening in bed or in a in a dark room so you haven't got the tv or the laptop or the iPad or the tablet or the phone sort of shining yeah I'm gonna have a sandwich I actually got um I've got a small delivery of
groceries today and I'm gonna have a I think they're ciabatta rolls is it is that what I got it was just a normal roll but I'm gonna have that and I've got I'm gonna have a couple of stemmed ginger biscuits as a little treat and that will be my evening that'll be my dinner and I will try and get everything here edited and sorted and uploaded and then I will be it's half past eight now I'll be in bed by 11 I suppose 10 or 11 it's Wednesday isn't it I've
got to keep remembering because Friday morning boxing in Japan because um it's Inui who is the not only is he one of the pound for pound top boxers in the world he's big around the world but he's really big in Japan he's big in Japan tonight big in Japan day big in Japan it feels so good he's big in Japan tonight that's a an 80s song I might got the lyrics wrong there's a few songs with Japan in them I probably should probably leave it at that but yeah there's there's
a few songs I some songs from the 80s that I love so much and I don't even remember what they're called but if it came on the radio I would just melt with happiness I'm serious there's just some songs are so good feely good feeling good feely kind of thing to just I listen to them and my knees go wobbly maybe that okay my knees don't my knees don't actually go wobbly but it feels nice like oh I remember that one okay it's a bit more than I remember it but
it's just I mean there was this song not in the 80s but this song was about two thousand and six 2017 no 2007 I would say and I was going into the pub between 2005 2007 I think it was 2007 it might be in 2006 but I was going into the pub and there was this song that was on the jukebox that I used to put on and I just loved it so much but I don't remember the name of it I don't know what band or group whatever that played
the song but I loved it just there was and it was a modern song well at the time and I do realize it's nearly 20 years ago now which is mind-blowing but hey how can it be it's weird because I think right I'm thinking like 2001 you know a few things that I wish I could have done a little bit different back then not just 2001 but there's a couple of things that I could have improved upon a few opportunities that really were mine for the taking and I could have
run with them and it could have been a good you know a good thing and when I think back to it I think that's absolutely now it doesn't seem a long time ago it kind of does but it's a long long time it's like 24 years but when I think of 2005 it seems a lot closer I mean I mean technically it is closer it's four years closer but it seems it doesn't it's like it's more I think it's because what I'm doing now started in 2006 I started doing this
in 2006 making recordings making videos all that stuff so because I've continued doing it I've moved from place to place but I've continued doing it for all those years I it doesn't feel like it's a different world or a different time because it's there's that continuation there's no continuation from 2001 I don't know anybody that I knew back then apart from my family members and that but the path the only continuation is I was studying hypnosis a lot but and collecting hypnosis books and there was a continuation between 2001 up
to 2013 because I'd worked in three different insurance companies so there was that kind of continuation there but it's weird because I think back to 2017 2007 2007 I moved to this town and I remember being in that little room that I stayed in for a few years when I was at college making update videos and sitting in the garden making pain relief videos and making audios and doing my stop smoking course that I spent about 10 days solidly working on if not more time when my landlord was away on
holiday so I had the space and the quiet to do it although it's very windy because I used to go on holiday yeah it was windy I was gonna say it couldn't have been in the winter because they had they had tomatoes that weren't they wanted me to to water so that wouldn't have been in the winter would it it was very windy anyway and I watched Prison Break the first time I discovered Prison Break oh that was brilliant that then 10 days or 14 days whatever it was so good
you know I spent 50 percent of my time from getting up to going to bed working on the stuff and the other 50 percent watching Prison Break it was brilliant I really I mean maybe that's something I need to do but give myself like a really big challenge because technically that's the biggest challenge I've ever really took regarding it's not really I mean the overall challenge I mean I think going into people's homes and offering free pain reliefs you know chronic pain relief that was a bigger challenge wasn't it than
spending 10 days making a stop smoking recording or going into a drug rehab center and doing group relaxation sessions with people that were still in prison that were on day release I guess that was a bigger challenge but I suppose recently but then that wasn't recently was it because that was like 2009 or 2008 2009 when I did the stop smoking course put that together 19 so it's still 16 years ago I'm just lucky I'm so young you know I was 35 years old the first video I ever made the
first audio recording hypnosis relaxation pain relief whatever I did I was 35 I'll be 55 in August next January I'll have been doing this for 20 years like podcasting and making videos for 20 years it's very strange I could have done so much more with my time it's horrible I wasted all those years why why well I don't think it was a waste am I feeling nostalgic I don't know it's kind of strange really it's strange just to think 20 years I've not stuck at anything I can't stick at things
I don't that nothing I don't know nothing has the same pull on me that this has nothing nothing ever that I've done in my life has had that you know even if I sit down I'm going to watch a movie going to watch a movie now and then I'll stop halfway through the movie to make a recording because I suddenly get a bit of inspiration and that's what happened with the feel safe recording so I started thinking about that it was fermenting in my brain the last few days and I
decided halfway well probably a quarter of a way through a movie this afternoon like yeah I'm going to do it I'll do it now all right baby all right Vin Vin all right mate you okay you all right he's being very patient but I'm not sure what for what you impatient for darling what are you impatient for I think he might be waiting for a t-r-e-e-e-e-e-e-t you went for a t-r-e-e-e-e-e-e-t he knew what I meant t-r-e-e-e-e-e-t e-e-e-t t-r-e-e-e-t t-r-e-e-t t-r-e-e-e-t t-r-e-e-t you're such a clever little girl oh oh the way
you're just laying down daddy to tickle your tum-tum tickle your tum-tum tickle your tum-tum yeah oh okay this has been one of those weird recordings where I've literally talked about nothing I mean just going through the recordings trying to find titles was something that I had no intention of doing when I started this recording but in reality I had no intentions of anything I didn't hadn't thought it through I just hadn't I hadn't I hadn't I hadn't it's it's yeah one of those things in it so I'm going to go
thank you for listening tomorrow I will do another one of these Friday I'll do the Q&A Friday so I've got I think four maybe five questions but if you've got any questions just please let me know go to my Facebook group and and and and tomorrow I will see what tomorrow brings hopefully I'll do a couple of recordings tomorrow so I'll speak to you tomorrow I don't know if I'll be editing this now I might wait till the morning mind you once I've edited the first yeah it once I've edited
it it's done isn't it yeah once it's done it's done but it's a little bit time consuming and I'm now getting to that point where I'm feeling a little bit peck-peck-peck-peck-peck-ish you like that Vinnie are you he might be hungry are you hungry do you want something to eat are you hungry the way he moves his head from side to side are you are you hungry Vinnie are you does your tum-tum need some some some grub grub is your tum-tum is your tum-tum grumbling need some food dada I need some
food do you need some food then do you okay anyway thanks for listening as soon as I say thanks for listening he's up on his on two feet looking at me he always knows when I'm coming to the end of a recording so remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself because you deserve to be safe lots of love bye I did that a little bit about you deserve to be safe what do you think I thought I'd just change things up a bit I don't know just testing it out see you later bye
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