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(music) (5 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1365 | 4th June 2025

Recorded 4 June 2025 · 4 hr 58 min

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Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland, it really is. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. This is Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Whisper Wednesday, yeah Whisper Wednesday. It's 10.22 on Wednesday the 4th of June 2025. I just had a little nap with Vinnie.

Here I am, it's quiet enough to make a recording. There's no, there's hardly any sound whatsoever and I'm very very close to the microphone. I've got the windows closed.

I had the windows open for the last few hours. So I can have it closed for a little bit without the place getting stuffy. Without the room smelling of me, me.

So did I say only listen when you can safely close your eyes? Facebook page called jasonnulahands boring page. Please join if you want to be part of my gang. Want to be in my gang, actually no better not saying that.

I've got a YouTube channel at jasonnewland.com. Where all my latest recordings are automatically uploaded for my podcast. And that includes all six versions. One without music, five and ten hours without music.

One with music and five and ten hours with music. It gives you so much choice. I'll be honest, sometimes I can't sit still because I'm so excited.

The next thing is the link to my Facebook page and my YouTube channel are on my website. jasonnewland.com. And if you like what I do and you'd like to support me. I also have a link to my Paypal account on there as well.

What else do I have on my website? Let's have a look. Oh what? I can't stop yawning. If I go into my website.

On the... I've not got the laptop but I... As far as reading stuff I find reading from a laptop easier just because it's bigger. The screen. As opposed to the phone.

But I guess that's an obvious thing. You wouldn't be walking around with a phone the size of a laptop. Mind you, I do wonder if laptops still exist.

Anyway, I... Oh wow, I can't stop yawning. Then he started barking and so I had to do a little interruption to tell him off. The thing is... So I just got interrupted again, just got a phone call.

Brilliant, yeah. Wow. What was I talking about? My website is... On the first page.

jasonnewland.com. Is podcasts, playlists, Podcast apps and contact. That's at the very first, the top of the page. Like little boxes that you can click.

Underneath that is... Please support my free service. And then there's another box and the box next to it. Join Jason Newland's Boring Group on Facebook.

Then underneath that is the latest recordings. Or the latest recordings that I've done for Blimey. I don't know how, I really don't know how far down it goes to.

Should have a little look. In fact, it would be easier to do it on my laptop rather than my phone. I'm just interested how far down it goes.

Because I've been uploading. I've been using this particular website for a few months now. Not the domain name.

The jasonnewland.com. I've had that for over 20 years. Well over 20 years. Probably 23 years.

Maybe not 23 years. I think I got it in 2004. But maybe earlier.

It's weird, I wonder if... Wow, I wonder if I go to my domain holder. The host, whether or not it will tell me when I first got it. Because it costs me a bit of money every year.

Because once a year I pay for it. Right, I'm just going down, I'm going down. Some of these images are good.

I forget how cool some of these images are that I've done. Right, I'm still going down. I'm in April.

May, June, so it's two months worth. It's windy today. But not as windy as it was yesterday.

No! Oh, it's got me to start right from scratch. Damn. That was not... I think it did that on purpose just to wind me up.

I wonder if it will tell me how long I've had that domain. It's going to lock me in. Bicep is hurting a little bit today.

I think I've been laying on it wrong. To be fair, if it's hurting because I'm laying in it, I'm kind of using it wrong, aren't I? You're not supposed to lay on your arms here. You're supposed to do that on your back.

Saved orders. No saved orders. Billing.

Ah, billing. Let's go to billing. View all renewal.

Nope, it's not giving me. So that's £42.99 I paid. Oh, the next payment is £42.99 on the 21st of March, 2026.

Renews due. Oh, do you want to see? Oh, okay. Right.

I still want to see invoices. That's the one. Only one invoice.

You're joking me. All invoices. All invoices.

Wow. Let's have a look at this. 2004.

And did I get? I didn't register jasonnewland.com until the 21st of March. 2006. Wow.

Just shows you, doesn't it? Just shows you. I registered. That's what I was thinking.

I registered FreePainRelief.co.uk which is what I used for my Free Pain Relief service in Ipswich where I used to offer it. 17th of January, 2006. So pretty much we can put that date down.

This is when I decided to do all of this stuff. On the 17th of January, 2006. I decided to offer a Free Pain Relief service.

I ordered online all these postcards that I was going to advertise that service. I then, I also, did I not order a Stop Smoking? Okay. A Free Pain Relief.

Okay, yes. A Free Pain Relief. Help with... Wow.

So, wow. Wow. I... The very first domain name that I got.

It's not the first domain name I got because the first one I got would be 2000. But the first one I got connected to hypnosis would be registering a domain name grouphypnosis.co.uk on the 7th of November, 2004. And then I... It doesn't go back any further than that.

Which is weird because I've been with them since 2020. Why does it not go back any further? You might think, yeah, sure. No, I literally have been with them since 2020.

Because the very first... The very first domain name I had was called Tidy Search. For some reason, I seem to have locked out of this. I wonder what that would mean to account settings.

Okay. Account. Support.

Services. Domain name. How could I have lost out? What on earth is going on? I know I was off my nose.

Services. Account. Communications.

No. I was literally just on that page. Okay, I know what I'm doing.

I know what I'm doing. I need to highlight over invoices. Okay.

Invoices. So for some reason it's not going further back than 2004. Help with pain.

Helpwithpain.co.uk. Renewal was 2004. Which means I would have had it for a year before that. Wow.

Okay, so I must have got help with pain in 2003. Or 2002. Group hypnosis was 2004.

But the free pain relief was 2006. The 17th of the 1st, 2006. That's when all... It's not really when it all started because technically I was already doing some stuff online in 2004.

But... Yeah, not much. jasonnewland.com in 2000 and 23rd of March, 2006. Registrated it for two years.

I got jasonnewland.com for £41.10. That was for two domains. Renewed jasonnewland.com again. 1st of March, 2008.

£46.99. Then two years again. In 2010, 2012. It's going up by like a pound per year.

Or every two years. Renewal in 2014. Let's have a look.

Wow, the different domain names I've had. So grouphypnosis.co.uk. This is just since 2004. I've also used other domain hosters as well.

Helpwithpain.com Innersearch.co.uk I don't know what that was for. That was 2005. Freepainrelief.co.uk Freepainrelief... Okay.

Tidysearch.co.uk So I got that again because I used to have that in 2000. I also got JasonNewland.co.uk As well as.com. Freehypnosispodcast.com Lifeofabipolarhypnotist.com That was 2014. Freehypnosisvideos.com That was 2014.

Registration at jasonnewland.mobi M-O-B-I for two years. 2016. I don't really know what that was about.

Hypnosisdownloadsfree.com 2017 Pretendingtothink.com 2017 So that was one of my podcasts I was doing I did another one telephone-counseling.com in 9th of the 7th 2017 perhaps I was planning to do some kind of counselling telephone counselling I don't remember it's not that long ago but I do not recall just renewing the jasonnewland.com every year I also had registration lmbyts.com which was the Let Me Bore You To Sleep I didn't keep that up I just don't know it's it's one of those things where less and less people I think seem to be

using websites website builder I've kept the jasonnewland.com and I'll keep that I keep that forever I probably won't bother with any other websites deepsleepwhisperhypnosis.com so I got that in 2023 let me bore you again the same date 3rd of july 2023 relax sleep hypnosis sleepy boring objects.com bedtime storytime.com hypnosis.com stress anxiety stress anxiety hypnosis.com all on the same date the 3rd of july 2023 one two three four five six seven seven different domains and since then just been renewing the jasonnewland.com which I did on 21st of march four I think

it's two so the renewal for one year of the actual the website the domain name 51 pound 59 and then on the 1st of april no it couldn't have been I'm confused very confused so renewal of for privacy I don't know but anyway so that's my domain name history since 2004 but the one bit I found kind of interesting is well should we add up how much I've spent that's got add up in it wow I mean over 20 years it's not too bad is it really I think the thing

that surprises me is that I actually have a date for I'm a little bit out of breath I just had to run downstairs my neighbors asked me to collect her packages packages so she stuck a sign on the door for them deliberate the delivery ends I can't get I literally I saw the signs at my door because I had my phone on silent so I run to the front door the person had gone so I run downstairs to try and catch them but it was too late but luckily they'd left

I think it's the same package they left it on the doorstep downstairs but I ran proper ran I think it's because I promised to collect the packages and I didn't want to kind of not do what I said I was going to do 2006 so yeah 1st to the 3rd 2006 free pain relief so the 17th pretty much the 17th of the 1st now let let's just work out what date that was 17th of January I'm pretty certain it would be a Monday so let's have a look 17th the reason

why I say that is because my girlfriend at the time um everything was I went away to a hypnosis training come back and on the Sunday this was on the Sunday so I've been away for the weekend and she was all like I love you love you all that stuff and on a Monday morning I just thought I'd phone her up to see how she was because I was completely shattered and I had to go to bed early I've been getting up I think like four in the order to get

to London this has been a long day and I said like I can't really chat for too long because I gotta get up for work in the morning and really tired and the next morning I was calling her up before going to work and she was like I don't know how I feel about you anymore so I just said oh fair enough so that was the end of that relationship and that was on a Monday morning so I need to find out what day it was I was a Tuesday okay

so fair enough so it was a Tuesday so I started the next day in fact um potentially I ordered it early hours of Tuesday morning so it's probably like one two three o'clock I went to bed that day it's off on Monday night so yeah the 17th so you can thank her for me putting all this effort into I guess I needed to focus on something different and that's how this all started kind of although it did start two years earlier the 17th of January 2006 but then I didn't actually

since I had free pain relief that was the the main website jasonnewland.com was just there I didn't really I had it but I wasn't really bothered by it because my focus was the free pain relief service and then everything else kind of expanded from there I was going to work out how much I paid out for 20 years I was going to work out how much I paid out for 20 years doing it downstairs okay I'm gonna just I'm not gonna put down the dots you know 20 35 pound 23

I'm not gonna bother with any of the 23s I know that does make a difference eventually over the years you can add another few quid on maybe another 30 quid but it's a 35 23 I'm actually am adding it on 47 plus 58 74 plus 23 49 9 plus 23 23 49 twice wow plus 105 74 105 74 11 74 plus 41 plus 46 99 this has not worked right 35 plus 47 plus 58 plus 23 plus 23 plus 105 plus 11 plus 41 plus 46 plus 46 plus 48 plus

23 plus 38 plus 18 plus 24 plus 24 plus 24 plus 6 plus 24 plus 40 plus 30 plus 18 plus 24 plus 23 plus 7 plus 5 plus 30 plus 30 plus 33 plus plus wow 7 plus nearly there for 2020 now 11 plus 16 plus plus 11 plus 36 plus plus 40 plus 45 plus 3 plus 12 plus 12 plus 22 plus 22 plus 53 plus 50 plus 52 just for the domain names I've spent over 1200 pounds what it says 1266 it's probably about one it's gonna I've

missed out a lot of this here the the pences wow I want to do the same for the podcasts like check out 1266 much I paid out subscription on SoundCloud it does wow so it's not say the amount for some reason it says monthly so from 2017 wow that's weird 2017 and then I didn't use it it came to 2023 that didn't make sense 10 pound unless it was the other one I used to use that's possible how strange is it 10 pounds still or has it gone down they've gone

up what nine pound 99 okay fair enough yeah so 13th of April 13th of May 10 pound there then so 13th of November 2017 then nothing until October the 13th 2023 I think that's when the Spreaker deleted loads of my podcasts well they said I couldn't have music gave me like a time scale to get rid of the music and I didn't it was just too much stuff but now Spreaker provide music themselves so it's okay plan and billing okay let's have a look so I joined Spreaker 2018 and was

with them all the way for 2019 20 well all the way to now for 2018 much was spent on the Spreaker podcast okay let's work this one out this should be fun 599 1379 1399 1399 plus 2193 plus 35 plus 35 plus 10 plus 35 plus 35 plus 35 plus another 35 plus 99 that's when it went up because I had too many recordings so 99 oh that was for the app okay so then 35 plus 35 plus plus 35 plus 35 plus 44 plus 72 plus 72 plus 72 plus

plus 72 went out to 2020 72 plus 72 plus 72 plus 72 plus 72 plus 72 plus 72 all right this is boring enough for you 120 November 2020 I started paying 120 a month okay next one 120 plus 120 plus 120 120 implies quite a few 120s here 120 I'm now up to 200 2022 120 120 120 120 120 120 this is going on forever 120 120 that's December 2022 so 120 that's 2023 January so 120 120 again and again gain gain another one right I cancelled in October the

October 10th 2023 and then I joined again October 20th for £20 so I changed my subscription then I upgraded it December 2023 took the third case £35 because of the recordings I've got £10 then £10 then it went up to £20 again then I got a discount again then I got 20 this is 2024 August 20 15 with another discount okay December 2024 20 January 20 £1.71 that was for upgrading then 25 February 2023 this year 25 March 25 April 25 May and 50 50 for June 50 so the podcast

speaker I paid £1,342.62 that's how much I paid for the speaker podcasting since 2018 blimey it adds up doesn't it wonder what other things it's a SoundCloud purchase history it's basically 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 200 SoundCloud let's see what about the other SoundCloud account maybe that's the one where it's more that might be the one that I used more regularly let's have a look actually it's getting it's getting quite dull in here which is weird oh

my left arm's aching just just the bicep because I kind of I pulled a muscle there a while ago about two weeks ago okay look right so let me have a look subscription purchase history according to this I've only had this since 2023 so it's one 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 210 so that's what 4 4 50 or 4 whatever 4 20 between the two I know 4 million percent it was just a different account I was

with SoundCloud back in when I didn't live here back when I was at the other place yeah I was in let's have a look to see if I can find any old SoundCloud emails see how far back they go emails SoundCloud SoundCloud 2024 I think the problem I have is I deleted so many of my emails in the past that is just not going to be in my inbox that's a shame but it's hard because it's like where do you store it SoundCloud SoundCloud SoundCloud SoundCloud SoundCloud SoundCloud let's have a

look 2010 see if I've got any emails from 2010 no fair enough I 1 million percent had the SoundCloud account before I moved here yeah in fact I had a few different ones so I think I had before I changed well I had it while I was living here as well I changed it over when I moved to Spreaker and I've had I've been with pretty much every single podcast host that's available not nearly honestly nearly everyone look at this cat GPT I just want to look and see how long

I've been with them upgrade plan I'm not gonna oh 200 pound 200 a month yeah yeah sure no dollars a month but then it attacks onto that I just want to have a look see a few plans I want to see what I've paid but that's weird okay here it is it's at the top isn't it it's gotta be jasonnewland.co.uk release notes settings security why is that subscription okay subscript payment manage I can't find the billing where's the billing the billing I'm in the billing oh found it okay so I've

had your subscription renews on the 21st of June 2025 invoice history so let's have a look so I've been with uh since the 21st of March 2023 I've been with chat GPT so the first month okay it was 20 dollars but they didn't charge tax now they charge four dollars tax so I've been with them uh one two three four oh no so this this oh what are you doing that's weird on two different occasions they've only charged me twenty dollars so they've they've not charged me tax on two occasions

for some reason so there's one one two one two three one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 so 24 times by take off eight so 568 pounds or dollars I've spent on that one it's weird all little bits all kind of add up I guess don't they what other things do I pay out for Canva let's have a look at Canva what have I spent I just got me interested now like okay settings plans

and pricing been with Canva for quite a while I do I'm pretty sure I have purchase history okay here we go okay I've been with Canva since okay I wish I've been using them for a good few years my very first start paying to use it there's noise in the garden and sorry view invoice I'll download and I'll download it oh they're about to do lawn mowing in the garden brilliant so the first time I paid for Canva was 2022 17th of December um 11 pound or £10.99 £10.99 with um

it's got the price on the left-hand side why am I looking at the invoice wow okay so it's £10.99 now it's 13 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 it's been 13 13 pounds for 15 months how many weeks is that wow 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 31 weeks I've been with them so it's so let's say 30 let's

say £12 evens it out amongst it so how many 33 times by 12 so it's 400 400 pounds I've paid for that one I just think it's interesting I've literally got a fly trying to get into my ear stop it just looking at other stuff oh my website the website you know the website hosting can you hear that if you can hear the um shouting in the garden they're talking this is their normal their normal level of talking like wow let's have a look I wonder if it's got account settings

if if they do start lawn mowing then I will be finishing this recording very quickly billing information this is for TurboScribe so it's $20 a month this helps me to transcribe the recordings so 6th of March 2024 so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 so that's $20 that's $140 I've spent on that blimey blimey wow another one is the my podcast host which is where I host my podcast I guess that is let me have a look see if I can get hold of the my account billing as I

look at the billing will it give me the billing history no it won't damn you that's ridiculous for invoices prior to 2025 please reach out to our support to our support team well I paid on May the 28th $66 so it's $66 a month for my plan that includes tax it's $55 so that's what I pay for the podcast for my website host not my podcast host that's for my website host is the yeah so there's the domain and then there's the actual website itself so it's $66 a month I've

been with them for quite a while actually but when I was using ssssssss what was I using not speechify I forget it the name of the company I was using before but they were pretty much the same kind of price about 45 I think like 39 40 I'm just looking to see if there's anything else that I Turboscribe, Facebook, oh I used to be Shopify that was about, I can't really log into there because I'll have to sign up if I log in.

Yeah I've used so many different website hosts and so many different podcast hosts over the years I just tried lots and lots I guess attempting to figure out what one works best, which one works best for me I guess, which one's most useful and at the moment I quite like having my website as a podcast but also with more stuff so there's a link to the Facebook group, YouTube channel and I've got podcast apps,

podcasts so if you click on podcasts it brings up at least it used to yeah all my podcasts and you click on whichever one you want like let me boil the podcast with all the latest recordings however if you click on podcast apps at the top of the page it then brings a list of different apps so Apple podcast, Audible, Apple music, podcast app, Castbox, Deezer, Luminary, podcast Republic, Player FM, podcast addict, podcast index, pod chaser, pod friend, podverse, pod beans, Spreaker, Spotify, Soundcloud,

isn't it weird that something which uses a microphone you know basically to talk into the one word you're not gonna want to repeat is pod pod that's the you know that's the one word that's gonna pop the microphone make it go so then if you click on that click on one of them all the podcasts come up and then click on them again so that's the apps and then groovyfellows if you click on playlists I've currently got four different podcasts or playlists and they're just broken up into at the moment

it's only without music but it's still useful to find stuff if you want to go back and find some of the older recordings it's I would argue extremely groovy although I've just found something that doesn't work I don't know why yeah I'm seeing something that needs a bit of need to put a bit of work into that one that's weird I must have started doing it and forgotten to finish very strange 1250 oh anyway I'm gonna go thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself you serve to be happy

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