(no music) (ASMR) #2 Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis (Jason Newland)

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep ASMR. Or let me ASMR you to sleep. I don't know, basically this is just a whisper version of my Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast.

Which means there will be sounds. A bit of an ASMR. So I will be making some sounds while I'm doing it.

Now, I don't know, I don't know what really would be useful. So this is going to be kind of like a mixture of a Let Me Bore You To Sleep ASMR. And a hypnosis session.

Or a deep sleep whisper hypnosis. Kind of mixed together. I've got my bottle of water here.

It sounds quite nice. One of the things I really enjoy is listening to thunder. Like live thunder.

When it's happening, that's what I mean. Just had some breakfast cereal. This is my bowl.

Isn't it weird how it sounds different? Different to parts. Weird. This is my toilet roll.

So it's Sunday. And. I just watched a movie a little while ago called The Happening.

And it was. Who didn't have it in it? Famous. What's his name? Bronx man.

Blimey. It was in Ted. Star of Ted.

His name's gone out of my head. It was never there. But he was in it anyway.

If this is. Ah, ah, ah. That's an impression of me trying to ride a bicycle up a hill.

Yeah. I will. Have a drink of Coke.

Ah. I don't know if you can hear that. So yeah, it's a Sunday afternoon.

And I've already, I made a Let Me Pour Your Pain Away recording. And also had a video of it as well. So I've uploaded the audios.

I've uploaded the video. And although it's taken a few hours. It's now just about.

Just about. Ready. To be viewed on YouTube.

Just about. Yes. I thought about doing.

I thought about doing a shouty ASMR. Welcome. My name is Jason Newland.

This is kind of shouty isn't it? How are you doing? Are you well? Hi. There. But that might be silly.

Maybe there that's silly. Nah, nah, nah. So yeah, today's been quite good.

What I've done. Is. Let me have a look.

Now. On my Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Podcasts.

The least favourite subject. The least favourite subject is. When I talk about my stats.

Which is the amount of downloads. Really winds people up. Not everyone but some people just like really.

So. I thought I'd talk about my stats. Now.

I thought. I know that I get more. Than I realise.

Because on the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. I get a certain amount of downloads. However.

On the hypnosis for sleeping deeply. I get more downloads. Of the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcasts.

Than I do on the actual podcast itself. If that makes sense. So.

For example. In September. Just this last month.

Number 886. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. For 10 hours.

I had 167 downloads. 886 on hypnosis sleep deeply. 254 downloads.

Number 887. For 10 hours 151. That's on the podcast.

On the hypnosis sleep deeply podcast. 296. You see where I'm going with this.

Number 888. 10 hours 209 downloads. On the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast.

On the hypnosis sleeping deeply. Same recording. Episode 590.

So I've been going through. And every time. It's a lot higher.

889. So for 5 hours. 10 hours 141.

889. 285. 890.

149. 260. 891.

10 hours 105. 245. You see where I'm going with this.

What I might do actually. Because I know how interested you are. I'm going to do some research.

So excited. I'm kind of excited because I know that you really don't want me. No one wants me to do this.

It's weird isn't it. It's the little things in life. That gives me a kick.

Isn't it strange. So I'm going to focus on number. 888.

Okay 888. 10 hours. 888.

On my. Okay. So this is on the.

Relaxation hypnosis stress and anxiety. To give you an example of. 886.

886. 173. 173.

So I get less on this one. Which is annoying actually now. Damn you.

Podcast stats. Stop smoking. Okay.

Okay I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Because some people. Some people will want me to actually tell you this stuff.

But no one's going to want me to. So I guess I shouldn't. I'll tell you one of the podcasts that's starting to grow a bit more.

Is my chronic pain hypnosis. Podcast. Now.

That. That makes me feel good. Because it's taken a long time.

For it to grow. Okay so November I did have 4,378 downloads last November. And then it went down and.

Some months 900,000. But last month nearly 3,000 and this month. The last two months nearly 3,000 downloads.

And. I'm pretty sure it'd be higher this month. So I've just released some new recordings.

I've had 39,377 total. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. See I've never mentioned this to anyone so you're the first to hear this.

My deep sleep whisper hypnosis podcast. Has reached over a million downloads. So it's a million and three.

901. 1,003,901. So it reached that a few days ago.

That's cool isn't it. So now I've got 4 podcasts that are over the million. And in order.

In order. Relaxation hypnosis for stress and anxiety 3,075,000. Hypnosis for sleeping deeply 3,027,492.

Did I say three. I got two. No I got three now.

Not four, three. So there's two. And now the deep sleep whisper.

Which is over a million. I got a few that are. Half a million.

Relax and sleep hypnosis daily is 498,551. It's weird because it seems to fluctuate that one. And then relax and sleep hypnosis daily.

Podcast that's 560,327 total. So that's growing. So I'm guessing.

By the time I'm 72 I should have a million. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, today's quite good.

Wonder why that is. Oh, I got itchy ear. Itchy ear.

Custom. Yesterday. 600 and.

Wow. Anyway, so that's going quite well. Let me put it to sleep.

But you know what? I've been doing it for so long. So, so, so, so long. Let me put it to sleep.

I kind of. I'd like it to. I'd kind of like it to be the most popular podcast out of all of them.

And I think sometimes in a way it is. But it isn't. But it is.

But it isn't. But it is. But it isn't.

Because. On my other podcast. The two most popular.

Oh, wait a minute. There might be another one. Oh, no.

I got it wrong. Sorry. There was another one over a million.

Sleep insomnia hypnosis. One million seven hundred and thirty two thousand five hundred and fifty. I forgot about that one.

Because those a few of the podcasts I upload everything onto. But with the let me put it to sleep. I only upload.

The boring stuff. You know the let me put it to sleep. The boring objects.

I upload to their. Bedtime story time. And so to upload those.

Although they've got their own podcasts now. But they were born. The Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast.

Gave birth to the. Boring objects. Boring objects send you to sleep.

That was. That was given birth to by the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. And Jason's bedtime story time.

Was given birth. Again by the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. So I keep them on there as well as having them having their own podcast.

Basically what I do is. I do a few. Maybe five ten.

Until I see whether or not people like them. Whether they're. Worthy to have their own podcast.

And if they are. Then eventually I'll build another. I'll build a podcast for them.

And. So that. Bedtime story time.

Created two years ago. And there's. 27.

Recordings. 27 different stories. Now.

I don't get a lot of downloads of that podcast. On that. On the actual.

The actual podcast itself. But. But.

What's going on? Bedtime. Bedtime story time. Bedtime.

Yeah. I've had thousands upon thousands. Of downloads.

Of them. So. On other podcasts.

So on the Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Just for one. Number seven.

Jason's bedtime story time. Andre the ferret discovers unconditional love. That's 10 hours of music.

298 downloads. So. Storytime.

That's weird. Storytime. Okay.

Another one. Blimey. Number 27.

Jason's bedtime story time. 365. Fairies.

Necklaces. 7th of February. 2022.

I think this is the last one I did. 574 total downloads. And that's not like.

Millions but. Compared to the probably 45 I got on the actual podcast itself. So what's that? 27.

Bedtime. Okay. Let me see on this one.

27. 27 bedtime story time. Wow.

Okay. So on the hypnosis for sleeping deeply. That one.

That same podcast. And I got 812 downloads. So 27 bedtime story time.

27. Bedtime. What are you doing? Shut up.

27. Bedtime. Okay.

27. Bedtime story time. 77.

Okay. 778. For the same recording.

On the. Relaxation hypnosis for stress and anxiety. I wonder about this one.

27. Bedtime. Nope.

27. 27. 270.

Okay. This is on the sleep insomnia hypnosis. So, you know.

It's like there were the boring objects. If I look at the boring objects. And.

You know, it's really. Okay. A thousand total downloads on the podcast itself.

Which I'm sure you can imagine is not a lot. In two years. Right.

So, let's have a look. Number one. Boring objects.

With music. Ten hours. Five hours.

Boring objects. Ten hours. Three hundred and thirty-six.

Boring objects. Thirty-one. Okay.

Wonder what a popular one is. Boring. Objects.

I don't know. What a good. A positive.

Glasses. Glasses. Punch bags.

Shoes. Blimey. Belgium.

Four hundred and one. I don't know what it. It's hard to work it out, you know.

Hard to work it out. As I go through it. Boring objects.

X. I was thinking about how lovely it might be to go to. Denmark. I just.

I don't know. Just been thinking about it. What do you think? Boxing.

That might be good. Boxing. Boxing.

Boxing. Boxing. Boxing.

Five hours. Four hundred and eighty-two downloads. Baths.

That's got to be it. Five hundred and thirty-five. I don't know why.

I'm just. Goldfish. That's got to be a popular one, surely.

Goldfish. How could people not want to hear me talk about goldfish for. An hour.

Five hundred and twenty-six. Okay. Goldfish.

Goldfish. Boring objects. Rain.

Four hundred and seventy-one. So, yes. I mean, it's not huge amounts, but.

It's still. Five hundred and thirteen. I guess, you know, it's part of the.

The theme of what I do is being boring. And I guess, you know, some people have the. They have that ego that would get in the way of them.

Being able to attach the word boring to themselves. I don't have any. I don't have any such problems.

I really don't. I am very comfortable. With the title of the boringest person on the planet.

I'm okay with that. I really am. So, what have we got? Number one.

Rain. Rain. Rain.

Rain. Where's the rain? They're about the same. Four hundred plus.

Shoes. Five hundred and eighty-seven. Now, come on.

You can't argue this. No one's gonna really. Can honestly say hand on heart.

That. Shoes is a boring subject. Some people love.

Shoes. I have one pair of shoes. Actually, no, it's not true.

I've got three. Four, if you include my slippers. And they crocs, but they do the job.

Five. Now, wait a minute. How many did I say? I've got a pair of shoes that I wear.

A pair of shoes that I don't wear. A pair of trainers. That I don't wear.

And I've got a pair of really good boots. That I don't wear. And I've got these crocs.

So there's five footwear. I only wear one of them. Now, if I got myself.

In practice to wear the boots. Then I'd be better off. Because they're really good boots.

Proper nice boots. I just haven't. Just don't wear them.

I don't know why really. Why. Why.

Tell me. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Ba, da, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, ba.

I wonder how many stop smoking recordings get. On the other podcasts. I do wonder about that actually.

It might sound like a weird thing to wonder about, but. Because I release. I. I'll show you what I mean.

What is this? Background music. Talk music. Jeez.

I treated. On the 25th of September. 2021.

Last year. I treated. The world.

To a talk on cheese. It's just giving, giving, giving all the time. Constantly given.

Where else are you going to get that? Where else, man? Where else would you want it? Okay, so I'm going to go to the stop smoking podcast. I've got. Podcast stats.

60,377. This podcast has been around for a long, long time. Long, long time.

Two years. Okay. And.

Basically. Okay. The last 12 months.

The most popular podcast. Is week one. 28 days.

Stop smoking course. 2235. Number eight.

Stop smoking in 2014. 1764. That's 10 hours.

And then you got the 10. Effective. Effortless rather.

Effortless. Effortless. 1534.

Stop smoking in 10 minutes. I want to see what the most latest ones again. Stop smoking.

So let's have a look. Number 12. Stop smoking.

Number 12. Stop smoking. Number 12.

10 hours. 582. Okay.

So I want to see. What that if I've got anything in the others. Stop smoking.

Stop smoking. 12. Things you would not do.

10 hours. 610. Downloads.

I'm still getting downloads every day. Okay. So if I just.

I just check some of the stop smoking ones. Stop smoking course. Smoking.

Okay, cool. So these are five hours. Stop smoking.

444. If I just put stats Nick on the title for this. No one will watch it.

So what I do is. I'll make it up. Positivity.

131. That was a couple of days ago. Oops.

Right. Smoking. 12.

Things you would not do. Things you would not do. Stop smoking.

11. Iron bar or twig. Now that's a good name.

851. Downloads for that. Wow.

851. That was from June. 851.

Iron bars of June. No. Oh, it's the 5th of June.

And then the 25th of June. Things you would not do. 610.

So. I want to see what other ones. 800.

Iron bar or twig. Effortless. Which is March.

10 hours. That was March. 2022.

1008. Downloads. And that was No.

10. I'll tell you how many I got on this one. No.

10. No. 10.

10. Come on. Effortless.

Effortless 5 hours. Effortless 10 hours. 1534.

Wow. I'm still getting downloads every day. Now I'm surprised at that.

I've actually got more downloads on the actual podcast. Than on the big podcast. Which just goes to show.

I don't know what it goes to show. Goes to show something. But what? I don't know.

Let's have a look at the other one. So it goes to smoking. Smoking.

Iron bar. Effortless 10 hours. 831.

That's on the relaxation. Hypnosis. Stress and anxiety.

Okay. I wonder though. As we go back.

I think. Further back than effortless. Which would be number 9. But there is no number 9. Doesn't exist.

There's no number 9 people. Why? I don't know. There's no number 9 on here.

Why is that? No number 9. For some reason. I didn't do a number 9. No it's not on there either. But is it on here? Is there a number 9? 99999.

There is. Stop smoking now. But that was published.

December. 2018. So I'm guessing.

That just wasn't a particularly good quality sound. Do you realize? The stop smoking relaxation hypnosis podcast. Could be.

My biggest podcast. Out of all of them. Like within a year or so.

If I kept making regular recordings. That could be my most popular podcast. Because.

Every time I make a new recording. The stats go up a lot. So on a regular day.

I get. A few thousand over the month. So a hundred a day.

Something like that. A little bit more. When I released the recording on the 30th of September.

546 downloads. Straight away. And then 183 yesterday.

159 today so far. So it goes up. So far as to make regular.

Stop smoking recordings. It would. Potentially.

Really go up. And that's what happened with the deep sleep whisper recordings. Yep.

It is. Okay. Just have a look on Twitter.

I'll get rid of that. So yeah. I'm trying to.

Figure out what's. Kind of going on. If that makes sense.

With. With the podcasts. What I need to do to.

Make things. Just to improve things. To go to the next level.

Kind of. And I suppose. Part of the thing what I've been doing today is looking at the stats.

To figure out. What is. The most popular thing that I do.

You know realistically what's the most popular thing that I do. And. And.

Some of the. Is if I go to. Deep sleep whisper.

546. So my last deep sleep whisper. Got 220 downloads.

This was like a couple of days back. On. So far.

But if I go further back. 554. Okay.

Right. If I go further back. 553.

259. So if I go. 553.

553. Deep sleep whisper. That's weird.

Okay. So if I just go down. 25.

Deep sleep whisper. 553. What date is it? The 25th of September.

Okay. 25th of September. Deep sleep.

25th. 25th. 25th.

Blimey. Where is it? 25th. Sometimes I do so many recordings.

It's ridiculous. I can't keep track of it all. I really can't.

Deep sleep. 25th. 10 hours.

207 downloads. Yeah. 207 downloads.

259. So actually, I'm getting more on the actual Deep Sleep Whisper podcast. Which surprises me.

Just based on. I don't know. I don't know.

Just generally, I seem to get more on the other podcasts than I do on their own. But this clearly isn't the case on this one. 25th.

I imagine I get someone moaning over the YouTube video. Why don't you ever look at the screen? Why don't you ever look into the camera? I am now. Look, look, look.

See? Made no difference to yours or my life. Did it? Really? Come on. Let's be honest.

25th. Deep sleep. 24th.

Of September. 24th of September. Deep sleep whisper.

Deep, deep, deep, deep. I do too many recordings. That's what I do.

I do. Too many. Deep sleep whisper.

Too many. There's just. There's no way.

There's no way to keep track of it all, they just get disappeared, 452, 452, 452, they get lost, 166 downloads, because I think what it is, my audience perhaps is not large enough to cope with all the stuff I do, I'm being too optimistic and I think it's okay with YouTube because YouTube videos stick around, podcasts, once you get over 250, quite often the podcasts, I don't know, Spotify or maybe Apple or whatever ones, some of them only play, only show the last 250, some only show less than that,

I think, I've got thousands of downloads, thousands of recordings, which means they get lost, the relaxation hypnosis for stress and anxiety, 3,767 episodes, the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast, 1,517 episodes, so it's practically impossible, well it's not impossible but it's difficult to have everything available because you might come along and say well I want to listen to some of the early stuff from 3 years ago and yeah go do it, but where do you find it?

Spreaker is quite good, it does allow you to go all the way back, but then you're on your phone and you're scrolling and you're scrolling and you're scrolling, so I'm thinking maybe I need to try and do my websites so it's more easier, easier to navigate, to find stuff, maybe YouTube, I can have playlists and also, you know, I know stuff gets lost on YouTube as well I'm sure, a YouTube channel that has thousands of videos, I used to be one of those YouTube channels,

I had over a thousand videos at one point and they do get lost, but I don't know, it just seems to be easier to find stuff on YouTube, that's just my personal experience I guess, yeah, I think it's because I do more than one thing, if all I did was the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast, then it just makes life easier in a sense of like, well that's all I do, just stick to that and don't do anything else, but it's hard to do that,

it's hard to do that when I've got one, two, three, four podcasts that are more popular than the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, as in more downloads, so I'm not going to delete those podcasts because then those audience, where do they go, unless they find me, I guess, I don't know, so it would make life easier if I just stuck to one thing, but I don't know if I can, I really don't know, can I stick to just one thing, is it But now I'm doing the Let Me Boy Your Pain Away,

which is an adaption, it's another egg that's been born from the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast, Let Me Boy Your Pain Away, now the first one, the first Let Me Boy Your Pain Away 316 downloads for the 10 hour one, so it did alright, considering, and that was back in August, Let Me Boy Your Pain I don't know, Let Me Boy Your Pain Away, ok, reached a larger audience on the Hypnosis For Sleeping Deeply, 743 downloads and still getting downloads, wow, that was on the, I didn't realise,

Hypnosis For Sleeping Deeply, so this is kind of a successful podcast, which means I need to do more of them, I need to do this research, I really do, I just don't, I don't know, I don't know why, I think I get so caught up with, I've got to do more, I've got to do more, Pain Away, and I guess I work hard instead of smart ok, Let Me Boy Your Pain Away on the Relaxation Hypnosis For Stress And Anxiety, 375 downloads, that's for the 10 hour one, now combined,

the four different versions would be, you know, a thousand or something, but that is interesting, because, ASMR, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, ASMR which is this, this is the second one, the first one was the 18th of August, the same as the other thing, with 10 hours, 394 downloads, this is on the Hypnosis For Sleeping Deeply so, ASMR, number one for 10 hours, 178 downloads, so, you know, ok, did I upload it to Deep Sleep Whisper?

Boring, oh I did, Deep Sleep Whisper, I uploaded it to that podcast, what did I get? 979 downloads, wow, wow, ok, that's not bad is it?

In fact, I released it on the 18th of August, it had more downloads in September than it did in August, wow, ok, I guess I'll just continue to do this, I don't know, I wish, I guess, look, I'm pretty sure, I'm not completely, I'm no expert on anything, but I'm no expert on making podcasts or videos or all that stuff, but I know my way around, and from what I've looked, and this is a bit of research that I've been doing while I've been talking to you, we've been sharing this,

it's a bit late to be doing ASMR, sorry, yes, I'm going to look at that, look at that, and just see what can be done, yeah, ok, that's cool, it's just weird because I do this stuff and it just sometimes feels like I'm, I sometimes can't figure out why I'm doing it, which is weird, because there is an audience, not on YouTube at the moment, but YouTube was getting excited earlier because I had 14 downloads or 14 views of a recent video, 14, one, four, wow, wow,

it was doing like little sparkly things on the screen, it was getting excited, gunking because I was like, oh 14, thanks YouTube, I appreciate the support, but really, so I might, I'm probably just going to still do the videos, just continue doing this stuff, and just see where it leads, see where it leads man, yeah, so I'm going to go, thank you for listening, and the next let me bore ASMR, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, I'll talk about a different subject, so, you know, be different, everyone, every recording is different, so take care, remember to be kind to yourself, be gentle with yourself, lots of love, bye.