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Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.
Oh, my back's hurting. That's a nice positive start. My upper back, pretty much in the middle.
What the hell? That was noisy. As I was in the garden shouting. Yeah, so I don't quite know what I've done.
I it's hurting, I'd say nearly as much as when I fractured it. But only at certain times, you know, when I move it. It's very strange.
I'm not quite sure. I'm gonna give it another another couple of weeks. If it's not healed, I have to go to the doctors.
Oh, it's very, just I feel maybe I've misaligned myself somehow. And a few weeks ago, I started doing, well about a month ago, I started doing sit-ups, not sit-ups, press-ups. And doing some weights and just, you know, trying to help with the weight loss.
I think I might have overdone it a bit or maybe pulled something or I'm not sure. I don't know. But it's been hurting for a couple of weeks or a few weeks even.
I had something very similar to this a few years back. And the doctor, the doctor put me on some, they put on calcium tablets or something. No, not calcium tablets, gave me medication to help with it.
To, I don't know, it's like to help with the inflammation. So we'll just see. We'll see.
Other than that. Oh, excuse me. It's a bit, it's a little bit late.
It's a little bit late for me to be doing this. It's 20 past nine in the evening. Now, last night, I went to bed at 7.30. I just, just had enough of the day.
I just thought, nope, I'm going to bed now. That's what I did. And I was in bed till, I think about five o'clock in the morning.
Today, I don't feel quite so tired. Oh, bloody. Although I had to get up, I had to be up sort of fairly early this morning because I had the, what's it, the water company come in to change the meter because the meter, the current meter, well, the previous meter now, previous meter had broken.
It's been broken for over two years. The water company didn't tell me that though. Well, they did tell me like last week or the week before, but previous to that, they didn't like, didn't let me know that they weren't able to take proper readings of my water meter for the last over two years.
Because apparently how it worked before is they could drive past and get the meter reading that way. And for two years, it wasn't working, but they didn't tell me, didn't say, oh, you mean it's not working. Now, this meter can be read in their offices.
I don't quite know how that works, but at the same time, I don't want to complain because first of all, the lady I spoke to was brilliant on the phone who I spoke to a couple of weeks ago. And she said that because I phoned up about my financial situation was a bit dire. And they said that they'd give me 50% off the bill for the next 15 months due to my situation.
So I can't argue with that. It's just pretty amazing. So that's very good.
I mean, the bill is never huge anyway, but every little does help at the moment. And so yeah, so that that was done. Vinnie got so excited.
It's so exciting. The van pulled up about 10 to eight, maybe quarter to eight. And the those they were here, I had to be in between eight and one.
So I see the van out there, Vinnie knew the van was out there because he started barking. Just let me know. He's all excited.
Daddy, Daddy, there's a van outside. I don't know how he knew. And so I'm just waiting here thinking, well, I guess they're going to wait till eight o'clock before they knock.
In the end, they didn't knock until it was about gone nine o'clock. So I don't know, don't know what happened where they went for the for an hour. The van was out there for that time.
So and it was just because I had to go into the bathroom and, you know, change the meter, the water meter, because that's where the meter is in the bathroom. Yeah. I mean, I suppose you'd need to know that or would know that.
I didn't even know that to be honest. I do now. So do you.
And I, the closer it got, the longer it went for me waiting, the more I needed the toilet. I didn't even need the toilet, but the more I needed the toilet, worried in case I need the toilet when the person got here. And I thought, oh, what if I need the toilet when they get here? I remember thinking that.
I wonder what if they get here and I need the toilet and knock on one of the neighbors doors. Maybe I should phone a neighbor up now just to see whether or not it's to use their toilet in the event of the water meter replacing person being in the bathroom when I need to go to toilet. And I thought, oh, maybe I'll just use the toilet before they get here.
But and then then I realized that I needed more than just a wee wee. And I think it was maybe the nerves. I was a little bit nervous when I got someone new coming into my home and having to like try and keep Vinnie quiet because it's quite early in the morning.
People don't need to be woken up at eight in the morning if they don't need to be. And it's just like, are they going to come in? What are they going to come in? Are they going to think this place is disgusting? Is it because it's a bit messy? It's not as messy as I probably make out, but it is quite messy. And I thought, oh, they're going to think the bathroom's horrible.
I mean, just that stuff, which doesn't normally go on in my mind normally, just on those situations when there's visitors. And the only visitors I really get, which is rare, are a couple of neighbors. And they know what my flats are like.
And they don't care. So it's fine. I mean, it is compared to how it was a couple of months back.
It is really tidy. I just, I've tried to keep it. The thing is, I've had this rule for years, and I had it with Andre.
If something falls on the floor, it stays on the floor. Not of food, but just things, you know, like water bottles. And eventually I'll pick the stuff up.
But sometimes, you know, like Vinnie likes to play with his stuff and Andre like to play with things. So I kind of leave it on the floor for him to eat or chew on or play with and stuff. Not water bottles, but like empty packets of food.
Sometimes I'll do a packet, I'll put it on the side. He manages to knock it off the table, or I knock it off the table. And then he rips that food packet open so we can get to lick, lick inside of it.
And then he rips it into like 3000 pieces. He had an egg the other day. You can see the shell, the shell is on the floor.
And it is literally, I don't think I could count that high. The amount of bits of shell on the floor, tiny, tiny little bits. And now he's eating.
I just had some food. A little while ago. I had to tell you exactly what I have protein callow, callow, protein packed lentil cakes.
So I had some lentil cakes. That's my new thing now. And with some salad, so I had some lettuce and some tomatoes.
So I had a tomato and some lettuce. And some tin of tuna fish, like little can of tuna fish. And for my drink, I had a Ufit 25 protein strawberry.
So that I don't know if you've heard of this. This is a deliciously pottery, not pottery, protein packed fat free shake with no added sugar. A source of vitamin C with natural flavors.
So it's fat free 149 calories. No added sugar. So yeah, so I had one of them.
So I didn't have a cup of coffee or cup of tea. Mind you, I haven't had a cup of coffee for weeks now. Ran out, ran out of coffee and I just not replaced it.
Just been, and also, which is going to be a weird statement to say because it's just a strange thing to say out loud. But I've cut down to just one teabag per cup. And you might think, well, why would you have two, two teabags? I mean, unless it's really, really rubbish tea, but it's not.
I think it's, I have Typhoo, which is a good brand. It's not that, it's just, if you put two teabags in, it takes less time to make. So instead of taking 20 seconds, it just takes 10 seconds, you know, for a busy, busy person like me.
So I've cut down to just one teabag and I just leave it in for twice as long as I would the two teabags. And it still does the trick. There's only a little dash of milk in there.
Don't have sugar anymore. I haven't had sugar in my tea for blindly, I can't even remember how long now. I don't even own, don't even own any sugar.
Don't even own any. Weird. I can't remember the last time in my life that I haven't owned sugar.
There's always, always, you know, wherever I've lived, there's always been sugar. If it's communal, then there's sugar there. But it's always kind of, usually when I've lived in a communal space where there's, I've rented a room, they call it multiple occupancy.
Didn't used to be called that, just used to be called a room, you know, when I was younger. But the, I'd have my little cupboard or half a cupboard, or one, one section of the cupboard, quite sometimes depending on how many people lived in the place. Always have a bag of sugar.
Even if I didn't have any tea, I just have sugar there for my breakfast cereal. And that normally did the trick, you know? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that did the trick.
So I don't have sugar anymore. I haven't bought any. It helped actually for my, for my stopping the sugar.
The fact that the petrol station didn't have any sugar for a couple of weeks, right at the beginning, when I kind of wanted some sugar. I couldn't buy any. And then after two weeks of not having any, there was sugar on, I mean, they literally had sugar on the counter as it was being unpacked.
And I thought, nah, not gonna bother now. And I haven't since. And I can't even remember the last time I had a cup of tea that I enjoyed.
No, it's been a long time. Someone told me, oh, you get used to it, get used to it. Well, yeah, it's still, still not, it doesn't taste, it's like, you know, just to I think I might struggle now to have sugar, it might be a bit weird.
I'd have to kind of I couldn't. Although to be honest, I don't like to be honest, as you know, that I only used to have like one spoonful of sugar. Like it was a soup spoon.
But you know, still, no, it's a tiny I don't ever once but one sugar, never had lots and lots and lots of sugars, because some people do don't know like, oh, yeah, three. Really? Have you got any teeth left? But one sugar. And it did help when I had to have my tooth out in recording, I think it was February.
The reason I know this is because I was going through my Facebook, my main Facebook page, not my group, not my super sexy Jason Newland's boring group, join, join, join, join is brilliant. And I say I'm a lot tonight. I on my normal page, I've got a lot of videos saved.
And I've done some live streams on Facebook that are just stayed on here. And I've not downloaded all of them. So they're not all on YouTube either.
Even though I've been trying to kind of update YouTube and I did it again today lost some more people on YouTube, more subscribers. Only one, but still, it's actually I uploaded 123456789 1011 1213 1415 1617 1819 222 245 628 2930. So I uploaded 30 videos that were not on there.
And I tell you where I got them from. I got them from Oh, what's it called daily motion. So you can see them on there.
Actually, if you put in day if you go to dailymotion.com and just put in my name, what's my name? And yeah, I'm one to third third row down. And there's actually I couldn't log into the account. Apparently, I've got more than one account.
So I don't know quite how to log into that one. But if you go in this basic Jason Newland, and there's a picture of me, which is the picture from the newspaper article from 2006 with me and I can't remember the name of the man. But I was seeing him.
He had arthritis and I was helping him doing hypnosis with him. And I had a like a newspaper crew or not crew but an interview lady that was interviewing me and a photographer that were listening and taking photographs. So that's my profile picture on there.
And I'm it's got my name but also got at Buddhist J, which is what I used to call myself that used to be my tag name. And there are what four, eight, okay, 12345678 910 1112 1314 1516 1818 times by four. Okay, let's have a look at this is 12345678 910 1112 1314 1516 1718.
So 18. So it's also 1836 60s 70s 7070 videos. And but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, so the thing is, a lot of them are old or they're all old.
They're all at least 14 years over 14 years ago that I uploaded these videos. Some of them are older than 14 years ago. well I've got some of 15 years but I've got stuff the oldest video on here well I want from 16 years ago 17 years blimey so the oldest ones I got is from 17 years ago 2007 I think it's 15th of the 4th 2007 and it's a 10 minutes relaxation session and I did another one the same date which is a 10 minute vid 10 you know what it might even be the same video to be honest 9 minutes 34 seconds I
think it is blimey okay fair enough it well to be exactly the same 9.34 and then I've got video session 3 10 minute relaxation session 1 started barking right okay and so yeah I've just realized that the pictures are practically exactly the same so I'll have to real I have to listen through to them because I've uploaded them so I might have to delete a couple but what I've done is I have downloaded all of the recordings that I'm on screen so there's chronic pain relief set technique there's quite a
few of those from 15 years ago 2009 so you know different dates so I found these and it's like wow I knew they were on there I just haven't visited for quite a while so I've downloaded them and I've uploaded them but downloaded them from Dailymotion uploaded them to the YouTube channel I'm just realizing just looking how many of them are exactly the same 9.34 no I have gone it's such it seems ages ago that I did this it's not that long ago but I have gone through them so I've
took away the ones that are identical from each other as good so they all are so it's 30 30 videos that I've found that are they've got me on the screen talking and it's really weird I posted I only posted one on Facebook on my Facebook page the Jason Jason's boring Jason Newlands boring group I posted one which was pretty much the first one I ever did in 2007 April 2007 and I thought that you know that speak you know if anyone is interested in seeing seeing me it's a black-and-white
video it was a webcam and sound isn't particularly good the quality of the audio the video isn't particularly good but it's you can hear me you know and my voice is a lot higher back then I'm bit squeaky it was just it was very strange and someone did you know someone I probably mentioned it to you that I stopped really making YouTube videos for quite a few years and be focused on the podcasts predominantly for at least what six seven eight years maybe longer and it's only the last year or
so that I've been well I mean I started my YouTube channel 2018 I think was it too far yeah 2018 six years but it's only recently that I've been trying to sort of get everything up to date or everything kind of and I'm funny enough I'm not making a video tonight because I like the freedom of just being able to talk over having to look at a screen without being filmed it's just a bit more relaxing for me just you know you know I mean you know yeah it's that it
doesn't mean I'm gonna not gonna be doing them but I just I prefer this this is easier I'm gonna go through the process of editing a video I can just work on the podcast or I'll do this podcast tonight I'll go to bed I'll take him out for a wee wee and then I'll go to bed and I'll wake up and then I'll do the editing and stuff and upload everything tomorrow morning I quite like that quite like that routine it suits me it suits me so what I've been doing
is I've been finding these videos right sorry right that was me a video of me I don't know what that was about I'm finding stuff there's a few videos from when I was in Cornwall in 2000 and 22nd June 2021 so this is kind of weird and I was sitting outside somewhere in the Sun oh stop it keeps I need to put this on silent so it doesn't keep talking and yes so I found quite a few videos I know that I downloaded some of these and I uploaded them to
YouTube a while back you know a few weeks back or maybe a few months back I'll lose track but there's quite a few that I haven't and I'm kind of surprised at that because I've been searching from the title on there and just searching YouTube my YouTube my YouTube the part the bit that I own I'll be searching my YouTube channel to see if I've already uploaded these and some of them I have but a lot of them I haven't and I'll tell you how many I've found chase okay 1
2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 so it's 30 so far that I've downloaded I think a couple of them are on YouTube but they're just name they've got different titles I can check that out there a couple of Andre videos that I think and maybe already on there so I've already uploaded 30 I found another 30 on and it's probably realistically let's have a look probably potentially another 1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 there's still another 24 25 videos to go through to see whether or not I mean they might already be on on YouTube so there's a few to go through some of them are Let Me Bore You To Sleep some of them are Jason chats none of them are hypnosis ones which is weird because I used to have all of my hypnosis recordings on on Facebook I wonder what happened I
wonder a why why why why wonder let me have a look to see if I've got anything on my Jason Newland hypnotist because that's one of my pages but I've got more people in there there's 26,000 followers on that one no one I hardly get anyone comments ever on anything I post but I post every single time it's funny but let's see what videos have I got any videos on here I've got video oh yeah I haven't got many right your videos 47 weeks ago this is what Vinnie does when
I'm not looking oh that's cute this is my new website Jason hypnotist I was a hypnosis video all right so there's not a lot on there photos reels reels photos I got photos on there a few blimey I think that's every time we post something like it just saves it so every time I post yeah okay so there's not a lot on there I wonder if any of the others if it's Jason Jace what's this one it's a different YouTube I've got 33 followers on this Jason Newland the hypnotist it's
never got any videos any videos on this one no any photos okay the view you have access to new messages from all right so look at this one what does this say well I found a message that I didn't know was on there I don't know who that's from I'm a real really really right Ellie Nova got her okay if you'd like please come to my darling sex website for why and then Lenny Miller I'm a real hot girl I like you go away today I'm really sad I need a
date why are you telling me Marsha just right so I need to how do I get rid of these stupid things Instagram comments Instagram comments that's what I need if I've got an Instagram comments inevitable slumber my favorite song and then inevitable what number is this sleep always wins love the arrow long sleep talks in music oh oh I didn't think about that official Jonathan Sheldon what number is this sleep always wins love the hour-long sleep or talk to talk that's from April two so it's not that long ago I
don't know I you know I've actually come over and messages from YouTube or off enough on Facebook rather or Instagram from years ago that I didn't only just come across don't you just noticed it didn't tell me and I think that's strange why it wouldn't let me know it's a maybe I've just got too many different things going on maybe that's what it is right Jason Newlands boring group on Facebook 173 members now I just want to say thank you to Molly for your post that you posted and thank you
for everyone that that posted a comment I'll read out the people's names just the first names of course thank you to Diana Christine kissy Kate Jenny and Hillary thank you very much that's very kind of you for your comments and also to say hi to Tina and so welcome to the group as well new to the group so yep so I posted yeah I posted that the first video onto that group 12 hours ago this is one of my first ever videos I uploaded to the internet back on the 15th
of April 2007 archive 10-minute video relaxation is quite weird actually because I'm gonna play it because it's on mute it's it's got me clean-shaven with hair and behind me is my book collection that I was incredibly I don't use the word proud of but very pleased with because I spent years building that book collection up I had wasn't just book collections I had CD courses DVD courses and hypnosis so much stuff and in the front of it so it's a black and white you can see that I'm slimmer as well
I'm younger well I was younger when I mean blimey 2007 17 years ago I was only 36 and in front of the camera on the side was the front of the desk I had this it was kind of like a sponge that you would like a car sponge yeah and on the front of it I had a piece of paper or a bit of card that I sellotaped onto this sponge with www.jasonnewland.com written in I don't know crayon or I don't know what it was because I had no editing knowledge
or how to do any editing I basically just press record and then press stop I must have had minimal editing skills or because I you I'm not pressing any buttons so I must have had knew how to I don't know what I used I don't know what I used back then but I sound so young I've always just dropped but you know it's not the only thing I basically the reason I went through puberty and so I've got I've got more of a manly voice now as opposed to got a
bit of a croaky voice today so yeah so that's what I've been doing basically basically just going through all the different videos I've got so many videos now it's getting I mean I've I've lost some subscribers which is fair enough I kind of knew that would happen once I decided to just upload everything I wasn't gonna do that I was gonna I was still gonna be uploading daily in February from all the stuff that I've got however I just I just like I don't want this dragging on into a February
I want to get this over and done with get everything on there that I can and then move onwards but then there's a part I mean now that I want to make videos of the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcasts because there's so many and it just even though I know if I upload them upload like a thousand recordings which it will be and I'll end up losing more subscribers in the long run they will be there as a archive for anyone who wants to listen to them in the
future and then I just can continue uploading new stuff and by uploading new stuff I'll get you know get sort of an increase in subscribers and hopefully over time people will forgive me enough for all the stuff I've uploaded and I can get back to being productive you know on YouTube again like I used to be I just don't know I don't know what to do because it's weird I spent the last few weeks probably more than that making videos of recordings you know for old podcast recordings and now because
I haven't been doing it for a couple of days few days I kind of miss it I got into the into the habit of doing it I got into the the groove of it you know I was able to sometimes do make 40 videos in a day it was quite a full-on day but I don't think that's going to be necessarily possible due to the length of the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcasts because the deep sleep whispers some of the money last like 10 15 20 minutes some last
40 50 minutes some more than an hour but generally they're about roughly about 20 to 30 minutes long so take a lot less time to produce because of the downloading upload uploading then downloading situation the processing everything like that so I don't know I just don't know I don't know I'm just trying to get it all done so it's done that makes sense to me get it all done so it's done so at 1,400 videos on YouTube more than that now blimey 1,458 1,400 and I reckon it's gonna be 72
no 86 1,512 there's quite a few videos worth 5,000 did I say 12 on found 1,526 right 29 so it's not gonna go up by much now if it's going 32 38 43 43 okay we've hit that we've hit the hit the limit so 1,543 videos on YouTube so it's quite a lot I've organized all of them now into playlists so what I might do when I get a chance is start deleting the part of the title where it says old video because that's not really relevant anymore is it because
they've been uploaded in the past you know some of these like two months ago so the fact that they were released two months ago doesn't they don't need to be and when they were released they were they weren't recorded two months ago although I think maybe some of the people that have unsubscribed there's only like a handful but that handful of people might have just been so shocked when they saw my new videos that I did because they've been perhaps watching the videos that I uploaded a couple of months ago
like new subscribers they've been watching the old ones that are from 2018 when I was super sexy so I'm guessing you know it might have been a bit of a shock to them to sort of see me now like oh no what happened what happened it's not fair so yeah so there we are that's that's what I've been doing 100 1,500 and what I can't remember now so but let's say 1500 if I did all of the Let Me Boyd Asleeps that take it up to 2,500 that's a lot of
video isn't it and that's gonna take me probably if I did 10 a day that's a hundred days just as an example it's a hundred days you know 10 a day for thousands a hundred days 10 a day is easy so if I could did 20 a day it's 50 days is that right yeah 10 a day for a hundred days is a thousand videos 20 a day for 50 days is a thousand videos 30 day this is where my maths goes so 30 a day no let's go 30 10
a day it's a hundred days it's a thousand so 20 is 50 days so I do 40 a day that's 25 days so I do 40 a day or let's say 35 a day that'll take up a month to do let's say 33.3 or something I know 30 say 34 35 a day that'd be a month and they'll be done so it's not a huge amount of time which means I could have it done during August it's just in that time period do I make any other new videos because they're
gonna get lost they will completely get lost along the way so I don't know I'm conflicted conflicted I tell you I just don't know what to do I don't know I've also I can't look it up at the moment because all I can actually if I plug it in I've got quite a few videos still that I've not uploaded that are on my hard drive and I've got them under if I'm correct got them under bits and bobs because I just didn't know what they were basically well let's have a
look see if it's on there should be open up I've got two two drives connected I'll come on open up what there's it's opening right so if I go to why is it got local drive ee ee all right fair enough so I've got the nope that's not the one it's open both now I just want one open ee so this is where all the videos well where most of the videos I've got are bits and bobs see you thought I was telling porkies no I let you do have bits
and bobs the folds that the folders empty whoa Jason's bedtime story time so they're all uploaded and to upload empty so you know if I go through all of these one to 150 deep sleep whisper hypnosis one to 150 these aren't videos these are MP3s these are audio files what they were doing there that's strange so a SMS Let Me Bore You To Sleep uploaded to now I know there's nine so why there's only two uploaded and makes no sense chronic pain Tuesday courses uploaded yep all of those were uploaded
I did them to YouTube daily hypnosis course all of those were uploaded there's a team wonder why the ASMR let me call you to very strange hypnotic buffet uploaded I don't yes yes I did I did upload those there's seven hypnotic buffets 2018 so they're all uploaded and then you got Jason chats now I know that they're not all uploaded for a fact because there's quite a few that don't even have names I don't upload anything that hasn't got a title so the Jason chats this one two three four five
six seven eight nine one two three four five six seven so nine times seven seventy take away seven so it's 63 64 65 667 68 69 70 71 so around 71 so it's over 12 that's uploaded now to upload really only two okay and then one two three four five six right that's confused me because I'm pretty sure there was loads but then I've got iCloud and there are videos on here yeah movies and stuff so I'm gonna have to look at those none of them have got titles it's all
stuff that I've downloaded from my cloud Jason's bedtime story time so uploaded all done so that was all done and then Let Me Bore You To Sleep to upload nothing but uploaded there's one two three four five six seven eight nine one two three four five six eight nine eight that's 80 take away eight 72 so 74 74 let me boy to sleeps that I've uploaded this unsure but one two three four five six seven eight nine so I have to look at those and then there's three random so I'm
not quite sure and there's also another four random ones as well revisit those let me bore your pain away to upload nothing uploaded three okay and then you've got old videos Wow well I added to those today so the ones I got here are all uploaded I'm guessing relaxed in breakfast chit-chat well how come if it's uploaded I couldn't find it couldn't find it ladies and gentlemen could not find it I'm gonna have to read I have to look at that so 1 2 3 4 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 a 920 so that's 180 2 3 4 5 6 so it's probably 180 200 about 250 but some of these look like they're copies of each other yes I'm just shows up not completely sorted through everything I thought I had to upload this 5 mm-hmm all life it's really these videos these are videos so I've got a bunch of live videos why is it why that's weird this but these aren't live videos why why are they down as live videos chronic pain or no just
maybe just all live from my bedroom live from my bedroom blimey what if I uploaded that one I've got my top undone I'm showing off my Tom Selleck chest that's an old reference in a weird to think Tom Selleck's now in his 90s strange in it Tom Selleck Tom Selleck do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Tom Thomas in fact Thomas William Selleck he was just he was something lovely about him he was so so funny and anyway where was okay right so here's a picture of me with my top undone there's actually a it's hard
to there's actually a video I don't know where it is I've got my top off now I don't know why I would do that it's not really something that I would generally do well according to this I think I might have some videos that I've not uploaded yet like really old ones but I think what I might have done is missed out the really bad ones like as far as the where the quality is like really bad the quality of the audio or the quality of the video and I'll tell
you what I noticed though oh flappy ears that's nice tell you what I noticed is earlier on on the you know the whatever it's called what is it daily motion there's some videos from like 16 15 years ago there's a couple where the audio is quite clear and I'm like why and he said they've just got background video pictures but the audio is clear I know they're 15 years old at least because I uploaded them 15 years ago so it's not like I put a date on and uploaded them today
you know they are literally at least 15 years old and the sound quality is quite good in some of those I don't know why I didn't put a bit more effort in at the time to get better quality sound but I did I mean I did get podcast sets different microphones and a lot of problems I had at the time was like the obstacles to what is it you want you want a treat blimey that word it really gets him going I don't know if I've got anything would you like
a tea bag that's super do you want to be tea bag do I've got why have I got a tea bag on the table it's a dried out tea bag it's weird give me a couple of seconds Vinnie and I'll get you a treat okay he's doing he's looking at me side to side look it's so cute just calm down a minute I'm going to do it he's going to be whining now hey no no you keep quiet stop that and so I think it was the background sounds sometimes and
when I didn't live on my own like I do now I know I don't live on my own I've got Vinnie in before I had Andre so I've not really left I've only lived on my own for a short time and as far as like in my own flat uh it was uh from April till November before I got you're gonna keep quiet he's sparking again so I'm gonna go he's been good there's been I think activity in the garden tonight so he's been like listening and stuff he only got
invited to downstairs my neighbor downstairs his flat he's never been in there before and I think he might have ran in there once and we got him out because she's got a cat and she put put her cat into uh into the bedroom next to into the other room closed that door and she invited him in so he went in and he was jumping on a bed absolutely loved it because he he's he's obsessed with her he's obsessed with um a cat as well and but he loved it down he's
running around picking up all the cat's toys here time of his life really really loved it he was so happy weren't you yeah you was you didn't want to come up you want to leave did you hey so he's he's been trying to get into that flat since Christmas or since no blimey yes I think she moved in in December so since December he's been trying to get in there finally he managed when he was invited we got down there with him and she said well you can stay outside I
don't want you in here and took him in there and yeah I just waited for him it was lovely no it didn't really happen but we did go down he was he loved absolutely I wish I took my camera down and filmed him now but it just seems a weird thing to just I don't know the filming on someone else's bed it just I don't know it's but you know I could have done he was so excited I mean she might not wanted me to so I wouldn't have done you
know but there's every now and then he does stuff like why haven't I got my camera on me when he's been playing with Archie or he's running around and I'm like if only I had him on film or when he goes over to his mum's and he plays around like in the garden chasing the ball and or looking like super cute get a picture of him or get a video but never just really take my phone out with me at least that way it doesn't get broke hey the amount of
times I've broken phones I've been quite good the last few years the last few phones in fact I haven't broken it's not that I haven't dropped them because I have but I think the phones these days are much much sturdier much sturdier I don't think they're quite as easy to break as the old the old iPhones the ones now I think they're made of sterner stuff I do believe it's like yeah so I'm gonna go thank you for listening this feels like it's only been I've been even talking for 10
minutes I mean I've been recording for an hour I mean I might not start speaking for the first few minutes but technically it's like an hour or so maybe just under but roughly about an hour it doesn't feel like it feels like I just started talking and I haven't actually said anything yet which is normal isn't it really I don't really ever say anything I guess but it just feels weird it's just gone so quickly when did I start I'm pretty sure I said it was 9 18 or something when
we started it's now 10 17 or was it 9 14 something like that so yeah it's been an hour I had to there's only really one bit that I need to edit out and that was when he was barking earlier and that was only for a tiny amount of time and then he did do a little bit of barking just now but so I'll have to edit that out but before that you know just that's it so it's not even going to be a difficult one to edit and it's lived
up to really really boring perhaps I should do an extra an extra boring Let Me Bore You To Sleep this could be one of them where I've literally not said anything not even mildly worth listening to yeah there's a hero if you look inside your pants right I'm gonna go thank you everybody for listening remember to be kind to yourself he's looking at me right now like treat treat treat treat treat treat it's treat time say goodbye to them now get me a treat he's staring at me all right Vinnie
wait a second remember to be kind to yourself be gentle with yourself because you do deserve to be happy and I will very likely gonna do another one of these tomorrow take care lots of love bye you want a treat come on why is there tomato on the floor Vinnie why is that what's that doing on the floor what's this doing on the floor if you're not going to eat all of the salad don't take it off the plate don't grab it again and take it on to the floor if
you're not going to eat it why what kind of restaurant do you think this is there you go you took the salad off the plate again why did you take the why did you take the tomato off the plate if you're not going to eat it I've just put it back on the plate and you've taken it off the plate again you don't even like tomato that's it I'm putting it back on the plate that's it wow you're amazing
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