(no music) #1104 - I mention you in this one - Let Me Bore You To Sleep (27th April 2024)

Hello, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. The my website's jasonnewland.com. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

And I don't know today's day is the 27th of April 2024. I don't know what else to tell you. So currently, right this second, I am in the process of creating a new podcast for the Jason's Bedtime Story time with my creaky chair.

So I'm doing this on Zencast. Zencast. I did the ASMR Let Me Bore You To Sleep one yesterday.

Unfortunately, there's well it's not unfortunate really, but there just happens to be more recordings to upload for this one. And I'm uploading all of the different versions, including the 10 hour versions, which means I don't know what it means. Well, what it means is so far is the Jason's Bedtime Story.

No, the ASMR let me whisper. ASMR Let Me Bore You To Sleep has increased the place since I swapped over to this. I changed the RSS feed direct or whatever to from Apple podcasts to here rather than to Spreaker.

And people listening more people listening. So that's a good thing. That's a good thing.

I'm also transcribing my relaxation hypnosis of stress, anxiety and panic attacks. So I'm currently transcribing 51 to 100. And the aim is to transcribe every single recording that I have.

And then I don't know, do something with them, I guess, do something. What that might be, I'm not sure. And I've also at the moment I've got processing is my yesterday's Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Q&A Friday number 1103. That is now processing. It's been uploaded, but 70 minutes left.

Until it's processed. And that's on YouTube. Which means if you want to listen, it's a video, but you can you know, it's not any, any movement.

It's just a static picture. But you can listen. Which is just, it's just another way to listen if you want to listen.

If you want to listen, if you don't want to listen, then it's not it's not a place to listen. It's just up to you. It's just a another option.

Another option. Billy's licking himself. Lovely.

Get in there, son. That's right. Get right.

Oh, anyway, so that's kind of what I'm doing at the moment. That's what I've been doing all day. Technically, that's not true.

What I did first thing when I got up was I spent about an hour and a half editing the recording from yesterday. The Q&A I spent about an hour and a half editing it. I can't believe how long it took really.

It was it was just took for ages took for ages. Got it done in the end. It started off at over three hours long ended up being about two hours 41 minutes.

So there's a lot lots of interruptions, phone calls, knocks at the door, Vinnie barking, there's me having to go to the toilet, I think. Yeah, there's a few interruptions, which I had to kind of find and edit out. But it's it's all good now.

He's got it done, got it processed, got it uploaded, took a few hours to do it. But I think by about 1010 o'clock, I think 1011, they were all uploaded to the respective podcasts. So that's good.

Just it takes a while. It really does. It's I'm not complaining.

Maybe I'm complaining that I don't not moan in I'm not really complaining. I'm just just stating a fact that it's very time consuming and just sometimes feel that I could be doing other things. While I'm doing that, I mean, I could, the amount of time it took me I could have made four new recordings.

But hey, hey, so so far. How many downloads have I got from the Let Me Bore You To Sleep? Yeah, cut 100 on each one. That's 246 800.

Nearly. No, no, that's wrong. 2456 600 800.

So far on that podcast. So it's quite weird because the money money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, one 10 hours. This is on the not to Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast, but the hypnosis for sleeping deeply.

514 plays for the 10 hour. And that was Thursday. So Saturday now.

So Thursday. Molly, you keep listening to me. Molly actually sent me a message or posted a message on Facebook, on my Facebook group, the only place to actually send me a message, which is Jason Nielsen's boring group on Facebook.

And Molly wrote, I've tried listening to the recording that's titled money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, about three times now. And each time I've fallen asleep within five minutes. Do you mention me in it? I genuinely I just put I can't remember.

Generally don't know if I did or not. Because sometimes I do that I'll give I'll give the recording a title that's not relevant sometimes. I know that's probably a little bit annoying for people if they're listening for the title.

If you know if no, no one's going to listen to my podcast because of the title, I don't think I might be wrong. I don't do clickbait. You know, I don't, I don't kind of pretend it's about something and it's not I just sometimes make up a topic because most of the time I've genuinely forgotten what I spoke about.

Seriously, no, I don't. Apart from the q&a. I very rarely do a let me board sleep where I know what I'm going to talk about beforehand.

Or at least kind of what the subject matter is going to be. I mean, with a Q&A Friday, it was just, it was multiple subjects, but it was kind of answering questions. I'm not sure if I do another one.

Do you want me to do another one next Friday? Let me know. Let me know on the on the Facebook group. If you want me to do another one, and I will, which means on Monday, I will post a questionnaire again, just saying please leave, ask me a question for Friday.

And you'll have a few days to think up some new questions. I mean, I guess really considering how old I am. I'm 87 now, I think.

So there's probably quite a few things you could ask me about. You could ask me about the First World War, you could ask me what it was like when the first first bicycle was invented. What was like being around at that time, you know, I'm so old.

Hmm. That is funny, though. I don't know, I just find it funny that called a recording molly molly molly.

And I genuinely don't know if I did mention Molly. It was a tribute to Molly, but it wasn't necessarily about Molly. I don't know.

I really don't know. Is that a movie about Molly? Wasn't that with Cameron Diaz? Or came along came Molly. I don't know.

Was it Polly along came Polly was along came Molly. This recording should be called molly molly molly because I'm talking about money. So I just got back from the park, Vinnie.

Put that away, Vinnie. Vinnie was his friend Archie turned up. And they had a good old run around and they were dancing with each other.

It was just beautiful to see. And they just there's such good friends. They just love each other.

It's weird. You just see the affection between them. There's a real connection that they've got.

And he's got a few few little friends out there. But Archie seems to be he's got a new friend now. I forget.

And it's a boy. Yes, it's another boy. But I forget his name.

But Archie he's been friends with pretty much since I got him. So he's known for a long time. loves like really loves him.

There's a rule. I know I'm adding human emotions into onto a dog, but I can sense it. I can't sense loving humans, but I can sense his love towards another dog.

Because I know that's that's something he doesn't do towards me. Yeah. Damn him.

Now he's looking at me. He's looking at me because he's looking at me staring at me. Because he wants some of them chops that I've took out a freezer.

But they're not defrosted yet. So he's gonna have to wait. They shouldn't take too long because they're in the living room now.

I left them in the kitchen and it just wasn't warm enough in there to melt them. There's no heating in there. There's heating on in there.

But it gets too warm. I've got the window open. And when I close the living room door, in order to stop him barking at every movement in the building.

It gets really hot in here. Very stuffy. It's quite uncomfortable.

Even with the windows open. So I've left the door open. So if he starts barking, he starts barking.

It's either that or put him in the bedroom, which I don't want to do. And he's dancing around. It's just nice.

I like seeing that. I made a mistake earlier though, because I take him out probably at least four times a day, sometimes five. And we went to the garage, the petrol station.

I think that was the first walk of the day. Brilliant. Hear that? Gloria just sent me a friend request on Facebook.

Who's that? I get so many. This is someone without any picture either. So I don't.

I know I've got a couple of friends that don't have pictures on their profile. But when it's a new person, I kind of don't know who they are. Might sound weird.

It's not even allowing me to look at their profile. No posts available. Does that mean it's private or they just literally don't have? It's a made up person possibly.

All I would say is instead of adding me as a friend, just join the private group, join Jason Newland's boring group. Because then you can contact me on there anyway. So and I think you can send private messages.

But if it's if I don't know who people are, I just don't add anyone anymore. Because like to my Facebook page, as it were, because I get I get probably 10, 10 or so friend requests every week, maybe more sometimes. I've got 39 friend requests waiting for say seal.

And there's quite a few like, that might be genuine. Hmm, maybe. Maybe a bit more noise.

Can you have any? It says 39 seal. Select people's names to review their profile. Okay.

There's like Stephen, there's people this with first and surnames, both first names. And then some people, they've got the surname before the first name, which I find a little bit strange. Because it's almost like it's been created on a data sheet where the surname would be first, you know, like they create Facebook pages.

So like mine would be Newland, Jason. Now I don't know anyone that would have a Facebook page with the name like that. But I'm guessing that with AI and technology and stuff, it's probably possible to create 1000s upon 1000s of new Facebook pages from some kind of data.

And if it's in alphabetical order, it would probably be surnames first. So this one, Crawley, Scott. And then you've got someone Frankincense Walker.

And that might be a real person. So I apologize if it's not a real person. Okay.

I do apologize. But I don't know. I look down at the picture, they think I don't.

Is anyone called frankincense? I know there's people called Frank. And if frankincense is if you're there and you're listening, then join my group, you know, you're welcome. I just, I get so many messages.

And then there's stuff in Arabic. And there's things about the clearly not necessarily his profile, but selling stuff and just in it. And it's weird because I look at it and it says Oh, page created.

Well, the first post I had was like two weeks ago. And he's just farted. I just wonder I think Oh, okay.

So let's have a look about when did the page start? No. And you can look down. Okay, so how many? How many? I say look at Gavin.

How many? First of all, you don't tell you the people that have gone there. So you don't see their friends list. But you see the first picture.

31st of December 2020. Next post 17th of March 2021. Second post, November 2021.

December 21. And I like the one I don't like him. But I think it's funny.

Sometimes you see people, there's a profile picture, and then they're posting pictures. And it's a different person. It could be that could be their son could be their boyfriend could be could be their dad.

You don't know. True, true, true. But it's almost a it's Yeah.

It's a different person. So I don't know. Owen says Owen Larry.

So again, action climate at climate action. So it might be it might be a real person. But the first picture was 19th of March.

So according to this, American Board of Anesthesic Medicine and Cosmetic Surgery, studied at Waterloo and surgeon initiative at the University of Pennsylvania. So Syria, Virginia. Okay, so cool.

However, first first post 19th of March, I just really seem to seem strange, followed by nine people. Friends doesn't nice. See none of these none of these profiles allow you to see the friends.

Let's say Crawley. Crawley is that 284 friends. So this this might be a real person.

But the only post they got is a 23rd of January. There's a profile picture. And maybe can't see the profile unless confirm request this those messages that I get like, oh, I really like your profile.

I'd really like to get to know you. You seem so nice. Right? Well, first of all, if you see my photograph, you won't like it.

But lies, no one's going to look at my photograph and think, or go have him. So that's, that's not going to happen. Secondly, I've never photographed.

Well, anyway, so secondly, which is, it's just not going to happen. No, no one's gonna accidentally come across my Facebook page and think, wow, it's an even I know that even I can I'm aware, you know, I'm aware, I'm self aware enough to know that that's not going to happen. Now, you know, of course, some people might, if you get to know someone, you might then, you know, come around, you know, it might it might be a different situation, you get to like someone or whatever, if you get to know them as a person, I feel you know them as a person.

But, you know, it's not like my photograph, let's have a look at me, my profile picture. First of all, my profile picture is me when I was nine years old. So that's probably not a good one when people say you're so handsome.

But there is a picture of me at the top of the post of the banner, picture of me, probably a couple of years ago, a year ago, whenever there are photographs of me, but not a lot. And even the people that follow me and like what I do, not many get people saying or that'd be weird if they did, or something about you, JJ, you're just so, oh, so, oh, you know, no words just, oh, no, that'd be weird.

Be weird to see.

And it has happened, but just this still weird, still strange. And so if I get a random message like that, and I think, well, maybe they listen to me and I said, and they say, what do you do? Well, I make podcasts. What's a podcast? If you don't know what I do, why are you contacting me? It's kind of like if you don't listen to my podcasts, or watch the YouTube videos, not that many people do anyway.

But if you don't listen to the podcasts, what possible reason would someone have to try and add me on Facebook? Because this, this stuff I do is the only thing that I do. I'm not known for anything else, really. Just doing this stuff, you know, making recordings, audio, mainly audio recordings.

So someone's not doesn't know, then that means they've looked at my profile for war. And it's not, it's just no silly, very silly. I'm not quite sure where I'm going with this, but it's just silly.

Come on. It's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

Right still. The podcast, the 1103 Q&A Friday is actually uploaded and processed. Didn't expect that to occur so quickly.

Unless I've been talking forever, which is possible. Very possible. So it's a Q&A Friday.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. 26th of April. So what I'll do is if I just put that there.

I'll upload it. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Done.

This one do. There's a new thing now with YouTube and it says about is there any paid promotion? Yeah, I know they're going to pay me. And it says is there any altered content? Do any of the following describe your content? First of all, one makes a real person appear to say or do something that they didn't say or do.

And this is basically about AI. Really, this is basically what they're trying to say. And altered footage of a real place or event.

Or thirdly, generates a realistic looking scene that didn't actually occur. No, not in any of those situations. If you ask me, does this video involve talking about absolutely nothing? Then yeah, I would put yes, it does.

Automatic places, automatic concepts. Okay, so recording dates. 26th of April.

And standard YouTube license. I put creative comments. Allow embedding.

Yeah. And then the last one category entertainment, comment moderation. If I just put basic hold potentially inappropriate comments.

In fact, I don't just don't mind about it. I don't care. And then I put in newest.

So it's so top show how many like viewers like this video is fine. I might get one person like it. So that's it.

So the video is not uploaded. It's uploaded, but it's not available yet. So I need to do.

Did I make? Wait a minute. I was going back so you can see me in action or hear me in action. Did I do a description? I didn't do a description for the Q&A Friday.

Or did I? I might have done but it was on the other podcast. Let's have a look. I forgot to update stuff.

I think I did. I can't remember. So there's boxing last night, but I woke up too late.

I woke up at 330. I said a one but I didn't go to bed till 11. So there was no way because up till 11 doing the recording and doing other stuff.

So I I didn't set my alarm and I died. I knew I wasn't going to wake up at one because two hours sleep is not enough. Is it really? Woke up at half three.

So it's for four and a half hours. It might be in half 10. I went to bed.

I can't I think it might be half 10 or 11. I lose track. Anyway, I get up.

And I think well, what I need to do because I promised I would I need to edit this recording. The one I did on Friday. Yes, yesterday, I need to get it edited process published, uploaded and all that stuff.

And image made description done. I need to get that done. So that's what I focused on as soon as I woke up.

Spend an hour doing that one hour and a half. Yeah, it was it was five o'clock when I had my breakfast. And at that point, I'd finished the editing.

And I started to upload. Need uploading doesn't take anything. It's just just click, you know, click upload to the podcast.

So there's no no energy involved in that. And or did I know what I didn't upload I basically I processed the first recording, uploaded as edited it, uploaded it. And then I was processing the other three versions.

And that was kind of happening while I was eating my breakfast. So every now and then I have to get up and, you know, click a few buttons and stuff. And then by about I think it was half six, I went back to bed.

And I pretty much uploaded it. I uploaded at least two, like the first ones, cats noisy, uploaded the first, like recording to both podcasts. Yeah, right.

So what we're gonna do and a boxing. So at five o'clock, I put the boxing on and it wouldn't play because it's finished, but it wouldn't go back to the beginning. I tried it later and it wouldn't play.

So I don't know what's going on with the design app. And I haven't had time to watch it today because I've been busy doing this on the web podcast and stuff trying to work on that. So it's a fun easier to focus for just listen to some music or stuff, you know, while I'm building the websites and stuff, it's easier.

If there's TV on or if there's like a movie, sometimes get a little bit distracted. So I've been doing this. And also, before I used to like literally couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago, four weeks ago, whatever, I used to be able to sit on my chair, reclined and use a laptop and do some work while I watched the TV.

But now Vinnie is started cuddling up to me, which means I can't have the laptop on my lap because it pretty much be balancing on his head. So I would have to balance it on the right armrest. This is kind of it.

I love it when he cuddles up to me because he's doing it of his own choice, you know, and he never used to do it. So now he's doing it. It's like, I love it.

I love the fact that he's showing some kind of affection or whatever you want to call it. But at the same time, my computer, my laptop is over here on the desk. And the only way I can get to it is by moving and he gets off as soon as I move.

And maybe goes into the bedroom or he sits, sleeps. He sleeps on my feet a lot underneath the table, the desk, which he is now. So I think he just listens to me and he just gets bored.

I'm beginning to think I might have a boring voice. I should do something. I should do something with that.

I should maybe start a podcast where I bore people to sleep. Anyway, so the boxing didn't see that there's boxing again tonight. And then there's boxing again tomorrow morning, early hours of the morning.

So it's tonight here and then tonight in America. So I'm not sure because the boxing starts at seven I think. So I want to see if there's any boxing on sky because this is the zone.

There's definitely boxing on tonight. Boxing fights, fixtures on sky. Right, okay.

May, there's some good stuff on in May. Like really boxing wise, really good stuff. There's a lot of big fights, May and June.

So I will be watching all of those. You know, one of my favorite things is there's a fighter called Inui. And he's the undisputed world super bantamweight champion.

And they call him the monster. And he pretty much knocks everyone out. And he's, I don't want to call him little, but he's very small.

He's a small weight, super bantamweight, it's probably eight stone, something like that. So it's literally half my weight. So he's, but he's an absolute beast.

And the good thing about it because he's Japanese, and he's a national hero in Japan, which means even though he's very well known in the boxing world, he is like one of the pound for pound top boxers in the world. So it's not like he's unknown outside of Japan. But he generally fights in Japan, which is brilliant for me.

I'm not sure he I'm pretty sure he's not doing it just for me. If he is, it's very kind of him. But he, he fights, I think it's the show starts something like nine in the morning.

UK time. Ah, it's almost you couldn't. It's almost like the smell of fresh bread.

Or a baby's head, you know, because that's a lovely smell or because you can't go around randomly smelling people's ovens, you know, because it's weird. But you know, it's just like, oh, there's something extra special about that. And nine o'clock in the morning.

I'm not saying it's my peak time. Because in a way that probably would be quite a good time to do a podcast. This time, it's 20 to seven in the evening is probably not the peak time for me.

It's now getting time for me to get something to eat. Now I want to settle down and watch the boxing. And once the boxing starts, depending on who's fighting, if I don't know, I don't know who's fighting.

And there's no one that I'm kind of a fan of that I know of during the evening one in the UK. But tonight, or early hours, there is there's boxers that I follow. So that'll be a big night of boxing, which will start probably 1-1.30 in the morning.

But if I stay awake until the end of the fight tonight in the UK, it means I won't go to bed till about 11. Which means again, I won't get three hours sleep. It just doesn't work.

You because I can rewatch the shows anyway, because they're all on the zone. So you can watch while providing it works, because the other one didn't today, but generally, they're quite good. So May the 18th is Tyson Fury and Alexander Usyk.

So May we got Inui, 6th of May, because it's the 1st of May on Thursday. And it's Saturday now. So we're nearly in May already.

So Thursday, the 1st of May, Friday, Saturday, so Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. No, that doesn't make sense then does it? If Monday's the 6th of May, Thursday can't be the 1st of May, Wednesday's the 1st of May, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, the 6th. So yeah, so we've got Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, three more days left of the month.

And then on the 6th, Monday, it's Inui. And then the following weekend, you got Vasily Lomachenko and Kambosis. So that that's it.

Again, that's another good one. It's in Australia, which means it will be on like two in the afternoon or something. Maybe even earlier.

It's brilliant. Two really good fights where I can watch during the day. So yeah, baby.

And then the 18th, the following weekend, Tyson Fury and Usyk, Undisputed World Title. That's in Dubai. Again, an early fight.

Well, it might not be until 10 o'clock, but it's the show starts probably about four o'clock. So it's like that whole day will be devoted to that boxing. Saturday, the 18th.

That's it, nothing else apart from taking the little one out for a walk. And it's basically they're doing a big five. My voice is croaky.

I need some water. Oh, that's much better. So the sound like when when I've had a nice drink of water.

So if I just kept that going, that'd just be silly. Okay. Why do Okay, let me have a look.

Because I know that you're all excited. If I put in boxing schedule, boxing schedule, schedule, is it schedule or schedule? Doesn't really matter, does it? As long as you know, sort of like communication, if you know what it means, that's what it means. I guess.

So I don't know what it is, but I'm, I'm not, I'm not so interested in female boxing anymore. I don't know why. It's not.

I don't know why. I think it's because my favorite fighters all got beat. And it just annoyed me.

And I did because there's not many compared to the male boxers. There's not many female fighters that are kind of well known. And, you know, they can win a world title within like a few fights, which a male might have to do 30 odd fights before they get a chance to win the world title.

So it's, yeah, it's about three or four fighters that all lost. And it's not that I've given up on them. I just, I don't know, just took the shine off a little bit.

Just for me. So there's Ramirez, Barthelemy, Esparza, Ortiz Jr. So Ortiz Jr. Why is he low down? I don't make sense. Virgil Ortiz Jr. is currently undefeated in the title.

He's got 20. So his knockout is 100%. So why is he so far down? Which is weird, because they've been promoting it.

Okay, they've been promoting it as like a two fight card. I mean, it's like there's the undercard, but they've been promoting it onto his own as Ramirez and Barthelemy. So that is like the headliner, but it's like a co-headline.

And none of them are for world titles. But they're both like really top, top tier fighters. And they had the Ortiz Jr. against Dolmore, Dolom as being a co-headliner.

But the Dolmore, Dolom has had six losses. So I'm not sure quite why they put him together with Ortiz Jr. Because Ortiz Jr. is like a rising star in the boxing world. Anyone that has 20 fights and 20 knockouts gets a lot of attention in the boxing world.

And so that's in America tonight. So McCrow Leach, that's on tonight in the UK. And that is April 27, which is yet today.

Ferreira Lascana. I'm clicking I'm clicking on the right buttons. Why do you take me to the wrong? I'm pressing the wrong thing.

Okay, few fight information. McCrow versus Leach. And so this is supposed to be a really good fight.

But neither of them are ranked. It's I'm not really sure. It's they're both one's quite well, he's got nine fights.

The other one's got 18, 19, 20, 22 fights. So it's not so much a huge, I don't know how to explain it really. It's more domestic.

It's like a domestic fight. And which can sometimes be the best ones. But there's no one on there that I kind of know.

But then if I don't watch the fights, I don't watch people I don't know, I'll underzone. Third of May Garcia, Garcia. Few fights.

Is this which Garcia? Blimey. Why is it Ericsson Garcia is to take on? How can he be headlining? If he's his first fight was a loss? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.

Fight 4am UK, Europe, London, US stream. Why would they put a fight on where the enemy's opponents lost 3-1-3? That that seems weird. Why would they? Doesn't make sense.

The stats just want a massive power advantage over Garcia. This is ridiculous. Oh, because he's knocked out 33% of his opponents.

Garcia hasn't won a single fight. There's no way of knowing if he's got power or not as far as being. Garcia is a less experienced fighter, having had five less fights.

Yeah, because he's had one fight and he lost and the other blokes had six fights. Why? It's like they're making up stuff. They're finding different ways to say the same thing.

So instead, like the stats show that his opponent has had six fights, three losses, three wins. Garcia has had one fight and he's lost that fight. So it says Garcia is a less experienced professional fighter, having had five less fights.

It made his debit in 2017. One month earlier than Montgomery. So where has he been? 2017, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24.

Seven years. There must be a reason why he is being why he's a headline act. If he's only had one fight and he lost it and it was seven years ago.

I'm confused. I'm confused. Enter your prediction.

It is what? So I'm gonna have to look this up because this is going to, this really is going to bother me now. Erickson Garcia. Why is he headlining a show if he hasn't fought for five, seven years? Edison Garcia.

Edison Garcia won over Armando, 10th round unanimous decision. So, so why are they doing that if they're saying that he didn't, he's never won anything. This doesn't make sense.

Edison Garcia. I'm confused. I mean, it's not the first time to be honest.

But then it says here, Edison Garcia, I was inactive for a year. What? And it's showing that he has fought Edison Garcia, his boxing record. There's nothing there.

There's no Wikipedia page. Ask me. Right.

So let's go to Copilot, see if it, boxer, boxer. How many fights? Many fights. Edison Garcia has how many fights? The Dominican boxer has participated in a total of 19 professional bouts.

His record stands at 18 wins, including 12 knockouts and one loss. His most recent fight was against Malik Montgomery, May the 3rd, 2024. His most recent fight was against, was against, what? Okay.

So it's going ahead in time. Are we still in April? This is AI, ladies and gentlemen. His most recent fight was against on like was against, did I really need, I need to turn the volume down on this stupid thing.

What is this message? I want to turn the volume down. That's it. Turn it off.

Oh, Lillian Cammie from Teresa. Oh, I took a video of Vinnie today with his friend and a couple of pictures, but the pictures weren't very good. It's really weird.

I can see them. As soon as I start looking through the screen, the computer screen, the phone screen, it is like further away. I don't get it.

I don't understand. What I'm going to do is see if I can get that picture off. Maybe use it in.

Yeah, maybe use it. So anyway, so 18 wins. So this is saying that he's got zero wins.

In fact, he's got 18 wins. And one loss. But then it says Edison last fought eight months ago and 28 days.

So it's just making it up. It's making up as they go along. I'm just.

Didn't it say he had not had a fight since 2017? Where does it say that? Okay. Oh, he made his debut. Okay.

That's the reason why he made his debit or debut in 2017. Then it said he's only had one fight. That's why I came to.

He hasn't fought since 2017. If I read further down, it says that he last fought eight months ago and 29 days. Oh, I've never been so angry.

Canelo Munguia, 4th of May. 4th of May. So what's on the 4th of May on DAZN? That'll be on DAZN as well, I think.

What the heck? Boxing. Go away. Boxing.

Sky. No. So 4th of May.

4th. Brilliant. So this is very similar to something that happened last year.

There was the Errol Spence Crawford fight on the Sunday morning, well Saturday night, early Sunday morning in the UK. Saturday night in America. And then on the Monday morning, it was Inoue, the monster, was unifying his world titles.

Great fight. So two really good fights. Huge fights within a couple of days of each other.

Now we've got the same thing next week. So we've got the 4th of May, which is next Saturday. 4th of May.

We've got Canelo versus Munguia for all of the super middleweight world titles. Which is just wow. Brilliant.

Really, I mean, it's going to be a great fight. And so that'll be on DAZN. And then Monday on Sky is the Inoue fight.

So wow. Brilliant weekend. Saturday and then Monday.

Was there any other things on Saturday though? Saturday. No, it's the 11th. So Saturday, 4th of May.

No, so that's cool. So next week. So we've got a fight on Friday.

We've got a fight on Thursday, but that's ESPN. So that's not, I'll be watching that. So one tonight.

And then on DAZN, there's Friday. So it's early hours of the morning, Saturday, then early hours of the morning, Sunday on the 4th and then on the 6th. Yeah.

Wow. This is really good. And then you've got.

Right. Yes. And then the following Saturday or Sunday, rather the 12th.

So let's have a look. What's on the 12th? The 12th, Monday, the 6th of May. So you've got another fight on the 10th, but that's, I don't know where that is.

TNT Sports. So I won't be watching that. Because that's £30 a month just to shut up.

So there's Saturday, the 11th in Mexico. And then there's Lugo Cruz. So there's fight McCaskill Price, which is Sky in the evening.

So yeah, so there's Edwards, Ward. There's quite a few different fights on that weekend. And Sunday the 12th, that's the one I really want to watch.

Lomachenko and Kambosis Jr. Fan of both of those boxers. And then the following weekend, Saturday, someone made a noise. He's barking now.

It's Saturday the 18th. So the following weekend, Fury Usyk. And that's a huge, huge night of boxing.

That's Saturday. Like huge, one, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five, six fights on the undercard.

And it's just really, really good. And what times? And then Sunday morning, it's a little bit, I could be decadent, but Sunday morning, there's a vacant WBO World Lightweight Championship. That's on Sky.

Calm down now, please. I'm nearly finished the podcast. I know you, I don't, I don't know if he's excited or if he's just like, I don't know.

Can't figure it out. Shush. Right, I'm gonna go now.

Thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself.

Lots of love. Bye. Just, Vinnie started barking, so I thought I'd better end it, end the recording rather.

But it'll still be at about an hour, I think. And I'm gonna go make myself a pizza. And then watch some boxing.

Watch some boxing. Yeah. See you later.

Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.