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Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.
Now Vinnie's a very happy little boy right now because his delivery came through. His Amazon delivery was a success and his... What are they called? What are they? What did he get? Let's have a look. Um, okay.
I forget what they're called. My orders. I've delivered today.
So I've got poo bags delivered and also good boy small rawhide knotted little bony things, dog chews, a pack of 10, dog treats, natural. He's very happy. The weird thing about it, he has one, two, three, four, five, about five chews still on the floor.
The same things, except those are too big for him. These are small and he likes them so much better. He's perfect for his little paws.
He's holding one end and the other end is sticking the ground up and he's chewing on it and it's just the perfect size for him. So he's happy and there's nine more in that pack. We can figure it out.
You're giving him one as a pack of 10. All right, okay. So he's... I like seeing him happy.
I do. Yeah, it's nice. So today I, because last night his lead snapped.
Yay. More expense. So I did a bit of research online and I've got a, I found one that looked okay.
So it's a retractable one, but this one is longer than the average one. This is eight meters long instead of five meters, which is the average. So it just gives him a instead of being just the cord all the way through, the bit that extends is more like a wire.
But what I'm going to do is, and it's one of the more expensive ones, although it wasn't expensive. It was 17.99. Some of them were like, there was some for six pounds and eight pounds. And I thought, or some were 10 pounds.
And I thought, you know what? The extra length is always useful because especially when it's been raining and he wants to sniff further onto the grass where he wants to sniff along the wall or the fence or it's like, well, I haven't got to walk on the grass now in my supposedly waterproof shoes, which get my feet wet, which is a bit strange. Perhaps they're just waterproof on the inside.
No, that wouldn't make sense.
Where would they be waterproof? I mean, they've got waterproof. Oh, maybe the ties are waterproof, the laces, but the actual shoes aren't. Or perhaps there's got like little, um, you know, writing, the disclaimer saying they're not really waterproof.
We just lied. I don't know. Maybe.
This is white and the lead is white. The other one I had for him was black. It looks pretty much the same.
And the other one was, I thought it was a good one. So what I'm going to do is probably every six months, get a new one for him just so I don't have that issue again. Cause that really sent the shivers up my old spine.
It did. When that snapped, just, just thinking if that happened. In fact, it did happen with Andre.
I was walking with him on the road and it snapped. Luckily I grabbed him in time before he ran off in the road. And, and carried him.
It's a lot easier to carry him though. I mean, he's not heavy. I can carry him, but it does hurt my back after like a minute or so just because of the, the arthritis.
Yo, the arthritis. Aren't I lucky? It's um, it's kind of weird. Arthritis makes you feel old.
Well, I've had it for years. It's grown. It's, it's, it's taken years to develop.
A bit like my brain. I started having problems with my lower back when I was in my twenties, late twenties, I really started noticing it. You know, if I sat for too long or try to sit on the floor and some, uh, body worker who was on a hypnosis course with me, he told me that he could help.
And I said, he said, well, lay down and I, I clenched a little bit because I just didn't want him touching me. It just felt, I didn't know him and I just, it felt a bit weird someone touching me because he was like touching my lower back, pushing on it a little bit, just gently. But, and yeah, it's the old thing, like my back, that's not my back.
My back's higher up. No, no, that didn't happen. So, um, and if it did, I wouldn't tell you.
My love's, it's my life. Anyway, I, I said, okay. He did these exercises and they were quite good.
It did help. And he said at the time, it's because you got one leg shorter than the other. I said, are you sure it's not that I've got one leg longer than the other? He said, no, you've got one leg shorter than the other.
I said, I think it might be that one leg's longer. And he said, look, who's the doctor here? I said, neither of us are the doctor. We're just on a hypnosis course.
This isn't even relevant to that. He said, okay, fair enough. I'm not a doctor, but who knows about legs? I said, probably most people know about legs of all, well, most of us have got them or had them in the past.
You know, I know a bit about legs. I know kind of, I'm not an expert on legs, but I know about my own legs. I've noticed them.
I know what they feel like. I know kind of how they operate to a degree. He said, where do you think this is going? I said, what do you mean? He said, this conversation.
I said, well, it doesn't seem to be going very far, does it? No, we're good. No, we're good. He said, yeah, exactly.
It's a bit early in the podcast to be doing one of these weird conversations, don't you think? And I said, yeah, to be fair, it is. By the way, what's a podcast? And he said, oh, it doesn't exist yet, but in the future, and there's going to be, you know, the internet has just kind of started. I said, yeah, I know a little bit about it, but it's 1997, 98.
I don't. I mean, it takes like 20 minutes for a picture to upload. And he said, well, you need to go on different sites, don't you? Stop going on them sites.
I said, I don't know why. Anyway, what are you talking about? And he said, well, in the future, I think they podcast, something like that. And they're going to be kind of like an audio version of YouTube.
I said, okay, fair enough. And he said, you don't know what I mean, do you? I said, yeah, I know you mean, it's fine. An audio version of Lutube.
No, YouTube. Yeah. You tube, tube, tube, tube, like, like, tube toothpaste.
Yeah. You, tube, you, you, it's a weird name. Anyway, yeah, I know, I know exactly what you're talking about.
It's fine. You don't know what I'm talking about. If I do know what you're talking about.
He said, well, what is it then? I said, it's, it's, it's similar to the podcast thing, but not an audio version. He said, oh, well, you, you must've heard of it. I said, yeah.
He said, it's weird considering it doesn't exist. I said, why are you talking about things that don't exist? He said, because I like to catch you out. It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world, catching you out.
And I said, look, we only met yesterday. This is the second day of the course, the hypnosis course. How can it be the most favorite thing in your entire life? You've got to be in your forties.
How can I be on that list of things that you enjoy doing? You know, how can I, it's like, didn't you have any hobbies before you came here? And he said, yeah, I liked to do jigsaw puzzles. I said, okay. Um, uh, I'm not sure what, any idea what a follow-up question would be for that.
He said, I really don't know. I mean, everyone does what you just did. I tell them that, and they just looked flummoxed.
I'm not sure what else to say. Some people do say that they also used to like doing, uh, doing jigsaw puzzles when they were children, which is a little bit condescending to me, if you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I used to like doing that when I was five. That's a little bit of a put down.
And I said, oh, I used to like doing it when I was 10. Is that, is that better? He said, no, not really. Well, it's marginally better, but he said, oh, okay.
So, um, should we stop this? Like, it's not really a monologue, is it? It's more kind of a, a back and forth, but it's not really any point. It seems a bit silly. It does, but sometimes I get stuck in this little world, which doesn't exist.
And I find it hard to get out. He said, yeah, I know what you mean. That's what I like most about you.
I've been telling people for years. That's the thing I like most about Jason. I said, we met yesterday, mate.
You only learnt my name today, like five minutes ago. You didn't, you thought I was called Bob. He said, well, I used to tell people that Bob, he's, uh, you know, I said, no, why do you make this stuff up? We've always met.
You've always been like this. He said, no, he was talking. We only met yesterday.
What do you mean always been like this? I said, okay, this, this clearly, clearly is going nowhere, right? It's going nowhere. Yeah, but none of the podcast episodes are going anywhere. That's your argument, is it? Because nothing else was of any, there's no point to anything else.
There's no point to any, any, there's no point to anything that happened previously. So there's no point to anything that happens in the future. Is that what you're saying? Only regarding your podcasts.
Well, I happen to think that these are very, very useful. For what? It's not really for me to say, is it? Well, you're the only one that I'm asking and there's no one else here. So who else is going to say it? No, what, no, what I mean, I don't mean it's not them.
What I mean is I'm not the one that listens to them. Well, why not? Well, I, why would I listen to them? I was here. I recorded them.
I know what I say. Yeah, but you tell people that you forget what you said. Again, how do you know that? Oh man.
Well, I don't like, I don't, I don't really want to listen back to myself. Why not? Well, just, it's kind of, when you've been to the toilet, you just flush the toilet, you know, you put the lid down, you flush your toilet, wash your hands and move on with your life, don't you? So you're comparing your podcast to going to the toilet. No, but it's, okay, I better write it.
You eat your dinner, it's in your tummy and you just move on. So your podcast is like digesting, like a digestive system. No, that's okay.
So you empty the plate. You've had your dinner, you empty the plate in the bin. So your podcast is just scraps, leftovers from a dirty plate.
Oh, why is this so difficult? You're the one making it difficult. Oh no, I'm just, it's, I don't listen back to the podcasts. I just talk.
And then the recording's finished. I mean, it really is that simple. And then I just get on with whatever else I'm going to get on with, which is what? It depends, doesn't it? I mean, maybe, maybe I'll do a jigsaw puzzle.
Stop mocking me. I'm not mocking you. I was joking, but I wasn't mocking you.
I, I forgot that you were Mr. Jigsaw. Um, I don't know. I just, I guess I'll have something to eat because it's, the last time I sat down to eat was 11 and it's now, what time is it? Four o'clock? Um, no, half past three.
So yeah, I should start to eat. That was a loud one. Yeah, I know.
I know. Anyway, can we, can we just move on to something different? Well, I'm not stopping you. I'm just waiting for the, for the teacher to come back.
You know, we've had our lunch and I'm just waiting to learn more about the old hypnosis. Yeah. Okay, mate.
I'll see you later then. Bye. Bye bye.
And they all lived happily ever after. Talking about the Hindenburg, um, I was watching this documentary. A big, huge, gas-filled cylinder floating through the sky, holding humans.
When you think about it, it doesn't seem like a very good idea, does it? Yeah. Oh, well. And absolutely.
Oh man. I always, I don't know why, but sometimes things come to me on YouTube. It's like, it's just like, watch this.
And I do. And sometimes I think, well, what did I watch that for? And yeah, anyway, I won't go into it when the gates go. It's really windy.
Last night was proper windy, but today's windy as well. But last night it was, wow. Wow.
It was just windy. It wasn't anything special, but today's quite windy as well. And yesterday I took, was it yesterday or was it the day before? I lose track.
No, it was the day before. It was raining yesterday. I took Vinnie into the field.
I let him off the lead for a while. That's when I had a lead. Right now I'm using, um, a boxing strap.
So I'm strapping on, strap on to him, uh, to his collar and, uh, the strap is on. Um, I made like a, like something to hold on to as well. So it's, uh, it's okay for now.
It's all right for now. So I probably, I should get the lead delivered tomorrow before, I don't know, early afternoon. Bearing in mind though, it is Good Friday tomorrow.
I didn't think they'd be doing any deliveries on Good Friday, but clearly I was wrong. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. So we was in the field and I think he did have a little sleep.
We was in the field and it was very, it was a little bit windy, a little bit. It wasn't, it was nothing, nothing to write a song about, you know, it was just, it was just, it was enough to mention, but not to remember. It was just windy.
It was fine and everything, but I know it has been really windy previous, previous days. And I saw this branch in the field and I could see from a distance, it just looked like a branch had fallen off the tree. And I thought, Oh, there's a branch that's fallen off the tree.
I looked at the tree and I could see quite a distance, but I could kind of figure out which branch it was that snapped off. As I got close to it, the branch was bigger than I thought, but I still thought, well, God, that, that, uh, that'd like bruise you if it fell on you. And I got closer to it.
It was like a tree on its own. I couldn't believe it. I tried to pick it up and I couldn't, couldn't pick it up.
And the branch itself that snapped off was, it was like the size of me, like the width that I am. Okay. It wasn't that big, but it was still fairly big and really heavy.
Wow. I realized I should get out more. Shouldn't I? I'm so excited about branch.
When you get an excited about tree branch in a field, maybe it's time to reassess your life choices. I don't know. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe let's see if I've got any, any messages, any emails, any emails, any emails, any Instagram messages.
No, any. Well, sister, that's it. That's not really what else to look for.
So I'll just close that up. So I was going to say, I might try and order a little bit, a little bit of Easter food today. Maybe for, you know, there's, if you use Uber, Uber Eats, whatever delivery, they deliver within a couple of hours, sometimes less, but have to be quite, can't get too much because there's no point buying takeaways for Uber Eats.
Because it ends up paying for McDonald's, you end up paying twice as much for the McDonald's. If you get delivered, it's really ain't worth it. It's like 12 pounds or something.
And all you got is like a Big Mac fries, cold fries, of course. And a drink is like 12 pounds instead of five pounds, 50 or something. It's like, wow, they have to make their money.
Yeah, I know. But wow. And because they're delivering, they're probably delivering to everyone on the way here.
And I'm fair distance from McDonald's. It's a car journey. And it's about 10 minutes in a car.
If you just come straight here. And the fries are generally cold. I've had them when they've been cold, cold.
Put them in the microwave then. Not looking for solutions. Can't you just listen? Can't you just? I don't want looking for answers.
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That's interesting. So, I'm going to be saving myself 10% if I actually order some stuff. 10%.
La la la la la la la. Ah ah. Ooh ooh.
I don't know why I'm getting excited about 10% but sometimes you just got it, it got to get excited about 10% if it helps so there's only I do need to get some food so this might be a way of saving their money I need to get some water because I didn't get enough yesterday I could do with another pizza vegetable vegetable pizza offers I've got toilet roll so I don't need any toilet roll what else do I need got you know what as it's Easter let's get a little bit
of chocolate just a little bit because I don't eat chocolate anymore but it just seems I feel like I'm blaspheming if I don't you know I don't have a chocolate egg or some chocolate on Easter I feel like I'm breaking the rules somewhat which is probably the weirdest thing anyone's ever said ever if you think that you should listen more often same flapjacks oh flapjacks who wants flapjacks okay I'm just look at this I'm not sure if anything I really need the stuff I need but this might not be the
right time to order stuff because I'm not really focusing on you am I I'm aware you're there but you know I mean it's not based on your past orders Cadbury's okay some milk shredded wheat cereal biscuits that's the same as what I've had before just a different box so it's dog food I've got enough dog food toilet tissue got enough pizzas I've got enough milk till next week pedal bin liners no I've got bin bags and crispy I don't drink coke anymore so I don't need any of that I used
to drink a lot of coke I used to at one point at my heaviest my heaviest not my physical heaviest because I'm kind of probably there but at my heaviest usage of coke I used to get through about eight cans in a day which is it's a fair amount that's a lot of yeah that's a lot and now I can't even remember the last time I had a can of coke it's been quite a while and I stopped quite I stopped a while back and then I got to the point
where I was like having maybe one a week just as a little tweet you know and then I had the tooth issue the tooth drama bum bum bum the tooth drama and I pretty much decided from then on not to eat any more chocolate or because I was eating I was eating at least one chocolate bar a day not like a big massive chocolate bar but yeah Twix or KitKat or I'm pretending that why am I pretending I don't even know which ones I was eating I can name them off
like one by one I could probably name off about 30 40 different chocolate bars so I'm pretending I'm struggling to and what's those ones the round ones with the oh Maltesers that's it yeah and then the other ones that kind of got glucose and Mars bars and there's the other one I can't think what it is it's almost similar to a Mars bar but only a name oh it's kind of like it's some kind of astronomy key thing Oh Milky Way what's that one was called it used to have something
to do with running and then then it got turned into like footwear from America oh Snickers Snickers used to be called Marathon oh yeah what's that one that does I just can't I can't can't eat it because it's too gritty too chewy I can't really chew it too much coconut can you Oh Bounty oh I literally could write a thesis a doctorate thesis on chocolate bars which is why I've only got one tooth left no I've got I've got a few teeth I keep forgetting that I'd like to maybe get
married one day and I keep telling people I've only got one tooth I might be putting you off I want to I'm hoping that the special one is out there listening to my voice thinking what just maybe having given up on the dream of meeting someone nice and was ready just to settle down and settle for just anything like me yeah it's willing just to sell just anything's better than nothing that's that's the kind of woman I'm looking for someone that will just just settle until something better comes along and
yeah so if you're out there yeah I just saw this thing online and this bloke he seemed genuine because it was that secret cameras and his friend set him up on a date with her friend but didn't tell him that she was blind I realized perhaps blind is not the correct word now but we'll know what it means sites site not gone site I don't know I'm not sure what the correct term is but you know for those that are really up on the like local the local the yeah the
lingo of today have a little bit of a little bit of care and just realize that some people grew up I mean you know thinking people in their 80s and 90s but even my age group even people in their 30s now or in their 20s that grew up with different terminology which was acceptable and it wasn't offensive and now things that were fine is sometimes classed as controversial and I reckon I believe that practically I'd say most of the people that say those terms don't mean it in a controversial way
it's just because they maybe spend time with people of their own generation and then they're around I guess they would get yeah I imagine if I had kids I'd get corrected by the kids so that I would talk say different say the right things or whatever but then when I had grandchildren the grandchildren would then correct me telling me that lol doesn't mean lots of love anymore it means laugh out loud but then things like fat fat doesn't mean overweight it means that's brilliant but it's spelled p-h-a-t or p-h-a-t-t I
worked with someone 2002 that used that word I was like what I never heard it used before but I think he used to be a raver and it was like a rave word completely different generation to me and he was only 10 years younger you know he was like wow and a lot of words are different now a lot of different meanings you know there was a time when gay meant flamboyant colorful and that's you know it's a gay shirt you're wearing and stuff that was it's so the words are
taken by different words that had an original meaning and then taken and then have another meaning and then taken again and it's like it gets confusing man not with the not the gay word gay that doesn't confuse me because pretty much my whole life or that I as far as backs I can remember that word is being used in the in that context because I'm not a hundred and twenty it's gotta be weird for people that are really really getting on a bit to you know people who were born two
centuries ago to be okay there's probably not many people that are 125 but there might be I don't know I don't know I remember one bloke when I was doing the insurance he said he was in his 90s and this is in 2020 no this is in 2002 yeah no 2001 2002 he was on the phone and he was about 89 years old and he said you know I didn't have to didn't have to take a driving test didn't have to do driving lessons or take a driving test it's like
wow and he said you'll be able to tell people that one day I said what do you mean he said that's a that's a useful bit of information that's an interesting story I bet you could tell all your friends and I thought to myself I probably will tell people it is quite interesting 25 years later and I'm telling for the first time that story completely forgot I forgot to tell people I'm sorry everyone and to that man I'm well he's not here is he if it was 89 in 2002 it
probably's not about probably you know just realistically without being you know I do wonder what it's what it's like to be really really elderly really I try not to say the word old because some people don't like that word so and I know that I've got a range of people listening and I'm not here to to annoy anyone really well I'm here to annoy everyone but not I'm not really I'm not but you know the idea is you don't take me seriously and I'm not here to to rub anyone up
I want to rub people are the right way and that sounds wrong isn't it not the wrong way anyway are all people all ages or from all over the world it's not a large audience but it's quite a wide audience and I don't mean in weight I'm the widest one now everyone oh he's all he's broken his bone up into bits and he's now he's just resting he's just laying there Vinnie this is he's got his chin on the floor the rest of him is on the floor as well they
can't get a sense of satisfaction from him he's accomplished he's accomplished something I turned that bone into two little stumps there's a hero if you look inside your heart okay so he looks he looks quite content so I do wonder what it's gonna be like or what it would be like because I don't know if I'm gonna get there to be honest but what it's like to be mid 90s or even 80s but then I saw this lady the other day she was walking a dog and I've known her since
I've had Vinnie I've seen her every now and then and she's just she's funny and we she makes me laugh and I don't know what we were talking about I think age I think we're just talking about age and she says oh you know I'm 79 and I said wow you're old now it just popped out just popped out of my mouth wow that's old and she laughed and I thought that's good blimey and it's like she does it as I've got older old people don't look as old as they
used to or older people don't look as old as I used to perceive them to be now I know that when I was in my 20s I looked up at someone like me as being old but then when I was six or seven I probably looked at someone who was 20 as being old and someone my age as being absolutely ancient so I guess it's it's a strange thing isn't it age is a strange strange thing and I look at my dad and he's I think he's 79 in a couple
of weeks and it's like wow I think he's 79 I think he was 25 when I was born and I'm 53 so he's 25 when I was born I'm 53 and I'm 54 this year and he'll be 79 this year which way he'll be 79 before I am well obviously before I am but he'll be 79 before I'm 54 because he was 25 when I was born if he'd been 25 after I was born then that mean he'd be 78 in next month does that make sense I think it does
I might be wrong though he might have been 24 when I was born so he's either 78 or 79 in a couple of weeks or couple of months I don't know it's sometime this year it's during the summer springtime period hear the winds blowing things then he's so chilled out now he's so relaxed he's not taking notice of the the sounds in the garden because I've had the window open all day just so there's some air in and he's not bothered not bothered by anything he's just calm and content had
someone knock on the door earlier and he's barked at the door a few times a day which is a bit annoying once was he's barked four times five times but four times particularly at the door once I had a leaflet come through which was a while back another time my neighbor across the hallway was standing outside the door talking to him he's gonna bark if you talk to him through the door he wasn't like talking through the letterbox didn't have a loudspeaker and they weren't both both holding yogurt pots with
a string going through the letterbox wasn't anything weird like that but they were communicating and the the post was delivered and he barked and then there's someone else at the door and he barked and I still don't know if the lights have been fixed still don't know absolutely pitch black it was last night second night in a row I'm trying to maneuver myself and him down the stairs completely it's like I got a torch which is good you know what I just discovered because I was going online and I was
looking at previous orders on Amazon and I bought that torch very cheap actually on Amazon I didn't realize it was solar-powered so it's I've been charging it up when it runs out well now I don't I leave it on the windowsill all day long so it charges up by the light and it's done how brilliant is that why aren't you excited like me isn't that good imagine if everything was that easy to just recharge basically you just lit the light on it like a television or a car you just got
to leave it out during the day and just recharges or a laptop or a laptop that you could have a battery pack but you just put the battery pack on the windowsill and you have two battery packs one spare so when that battery pack is full like from solar power so leave that out all day and you can plug it in and use that while the other ones being charged by the solar power and apparently we have so much energy from the Sun in one hour that we could run the
entire world 100 years or something is this there's so much energy from the Sun that we could harness if we wanted to I say we I'm not talking about myself but you know if the if the technology is there and imagine if they made bricks and if that if every roof was made of solar power you know there was solar not like the solar panels but just it had solar connected that makes sense so the the solar panels were what made the bricks on the outside the solar powers was in
the window frames on the outside maybe even in the glass the outside of every building every roof even the pavement solar-powered so it was like absorbing the energy and charging I'm not sure how that would work in the rain or people walking on it but you know you know what I mean it's so if it's like constantly catching the rays of the Sun and absorbing that and recharging we probably never ever need to have light switches ever again it's amazing isn't it you just need to have that's weird my light
bulbs a weird color did I turn it off or is it the light bulb is very strange like the you know the filament or whatever is inside it's orange it's very strange and yes so I we could walk around with hats with little solar panels on on top now it looks silly but if everyone did it you know like those garter boards or whatever they're called you know the people that have been mortarboards they mortarboards motorboarding motorboating I don't know what it's called but you know the the flat caps when
people get their degree and I could never think of the word of that thing the passing out of the degree thing wherever it's called and people wear the costume and stuff and you know those big the black and they've got flat flat tops we can imagine if everyone walked around with them and they had solar panels on the top that that might be enough to charge each person's phone or if it's a particularly nice day that might be enough to charge like to take home they can just plug in everything
just stick it on the console kind of Wi-Fi energy thing and the whole household runs from the hat Wow also if they put something on the ground that causes static can we create energy from that as well also wind if wind really does cause if they if wind can create energy why don't we all have like those you know there's wind farms you know in the in the sea why don't we have little ones that just on wheels or follow us around for every time we fart so we can have
like miniature ones that just fit on your bum and you walk around and every time you fart it blows the man it turns around and it creates energy I've got solutions ladies and gentlemen's got solutions yeah I mean you think about it if it was based on sunlight based on solar energy the richest countries in a world would be the sunniest countries in the world so places maybe tropical places where it's hot and they've got a lot of Sun although a tropical place isn't necessarily sunny but you know what I'm
saying it could so somewhere like that with a lot of Sun they could flourish they could sell their electricity and places are really windy like well Ireland is very windy we get a lot of wind here as well Ireland I think is from my understanding I did live there for a while and I know people that live there now is they seem to have more of the wind and the rain than we have here marginally more because it's not far away from here is it's just just a little way away
but it's it's kind of the same but a little bit more wetter which is why it's such a beautiful green country so that's what is four-leaf clovers everywhere I don't know you could get wind from places that have hurricanes hurricane seasons like Kansas and that's about as far as my hurricane knowledge goes because of you know the Wizard of Oz because she was from Kansas wasn't she Dorothy so to be able to harness that I mean you'd have to have some pretty strong wind mill things to be able to sort
of stay there but I'm sure it's gotta be possible and maybe it is being done but to have like a whole desert full of stuff I mean this gets windy in deserts and everything it gets really hot in the desert lay down solar-powered sand I don't know there's gotta be ways there's gotta be ways that we can start to really I've got all this because I've got a torch that solar powers itself I think it's amazing though and I didn't even know when I plug it in green light comes on
when I put it onto the windowsill the green light came on oh wow it's charging itself and it's a very bright light as well it's not just like a just a little thing it's very bright I know that wasn't the greatest description just saying it's a great light it's a great light it's really bright it's a great bright light you know what it wasn't descriptive but don't I hate how can you describe a light of a torch I'm really called a flashlight last night or this morning a flashlight we don't
call that we don't call torches flashlights in this country and I was like wow why am I I'm starting to use words from other countries it's like wow I don't know why the flashlight I suppose I mean do they flash I don't know maybe lights do flash maybe torches do flash but it's so quick that you can't see it stopping and starting so it just looks like a continuous beam of light I don't know really really I'm not sure bless him little boys kicking me he's kicking in his sleep in
a little sleep oh he's such a little baby I hope he likes his new his new lead tomorrow not a lead what's he called he's a lead isn't it he's got a collar yeah I just I say it quietly because I don't want him to hear I just want him to be happy his mum came round yesterday I had three people come round and I was like wow three people in half an hour it was it was a bit over overload but his mum came around she's she lives across the
road and she had him for about three or four months before me he absolutely adores her it turns into a little baby when she's here or when he goes around hers and then when she's gone he whines he moans he sulks he's like he doesn't eat his food for a few sometimes a day or so that's like well what about me I'm here I'm you know I'm here with you 24 hours a day pretty much no I want her yeah it's a little bit sad I do feel a bit sad
a little bit sometimes about that because I'm thinking well would it be happier there than here I just don't know I just don't know it's a hard it's hard isn't it I know that when I go out and sometimes I have to leave him on his own and he screams the place down so he doesn't like me leaving him and I don't know if it's just he doesn't want to be left alone or he doesn't want me to leave him I don't know could be maybe both he's got to be
used to being with me by now I got me December 2022 and it's now the end of March 2024 December January February January December January February March so a year and three months more than a more than a year and three months and maybe he's not used to it maybe he's not used to me yet maybe he just he might be dreaming of her now he's a bit of a mummy's boy and it's okay I mean he's with me you know I'm the one that pays his insurance I'm the one
that is with him all the time I'm the one that feeds him I'm the one that takes him out for four or five times a day I'm the one that sleeps in the same bed as him or he lets me sleep in his bed it's now his bed obviously he sleeps on a pillow next to me not always but he's that's his pillow now so I can never I can't put I can't lay my face on that pillow because that's where he's he sleeps how rude he's literally taken half the
bed because I can't sleep on the other side because my pillow is on one side and so he literally owns half the bed so although I've got a double bed I only I might as well just have a single bed and sometimes he sleeps in the middle sometimes he sleeps at the bottom sometimes he sleeps on me sometimes he cuddles up to me usually when I'm asleep doesn't do it when I'm awake generally so it all depends on how he feels because he is the king he's the king oh you're
the king yes you are the king the king yes the king the king the king king the kinky king king anyway that was weird that was strange very strange so that's it really it's good it's a little bit shorter than the previous recordings I mean yesterday's recording was one hour and 45 minutes or 47 minutes the day before was just over two hours long I don't know what's going on it's very very strange but I could fall asleep you know I really could it's a little bit late in the afternoon
to be falling asleep it's gotta be what time is it twenty past four in the afternoon so I'm gonna go now yeah so please please remember to be kind to yourself be gentle with yourself because you deserve to be happy and I shall speak to you again tomorrow lots of love bye
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