(no music) #1065 - facebook comments - Let Me Bore You To Sleep (18th January 2024)

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Just want to start by saying thank you and to to, to, wait a minute, where the hell, what? Jason's probably driving, I posted a thing on, on, where's it gone? I posted a message on the thing and it's not there. What the hell? Chats.

Why is it not there? Anyway, please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. My name is Jason Newland. And I posted thank you to, to, but for some reason, why is it not on the page anymore? I definitely posted it on the page.

It's very strange. I did, but it seems it's on there, but it wasn't on there. I don't get it.

Um, thank you for your PayPal gifts, Tammy, Mary, Lynn, Sky and Emil that I did thank yesterday. And just a message for Mary. I got my chip, my chip supper.

I just got a sausage and chips and a tomato ketchup. Yum, yum, yum. So why was that not coming up? Ah, that's really weird.

It wasn't coming up before. Maybe it's, is it hidden? It's not coming up when I go into. No, it's there now.

So it was not there. Now it's there. Very strange.

So I need to say hello and welcome to please calm yourselves down for the new people in the group. So we have Hillary. Welcome, Jamie.

Welcome, Matthew. And so today is 24 minutes ago. It's Hillary.

Jamie was 17 hours ago. Wednesday, so it's Thursday today. So yesterday, Matthew.

Yesterday, Rudolph. Sunday was Kerry. So welcome to the Jason Newlands boring group.

And not similar really in any way to the Elon Musk boring company. Not worth quite quite as much either. hasn't had quite the investment.

Now, Matthew. I recognize the name there. He's been, if I'm correct, you've been listening and watching my videos for years, if I'm correct.

And Rudolph as well. I recognize that name. So I'm pretty sure that you've also been around and Hillary as well, possibly.

Yeah, there's some certain names I remember from the past. And some people have been listening for absolutely yonks and yonks and yonks, like a long time. Like a real long time.

So what have I got? Heather. Heather sent a friend request. So let's have a look.

I always like to look when people send me friend requests. Oh, Jodie. Jodie's.

Hi, Jodie, if you're listening. And always like to see who the person is just because I've got I've had some friend requests lately on my normal Facebook page. And some of them, it looks like they're almost not real profiles.

If that makes sense. I don't know why. I'm sure a lot of my most of my probably but I just I don't get it.

Like they'll be there and I'll just have one a couple of friends on there and or they'll be doing it trying to promote a business or some kind of scam. Something like that, which is just not really what I'm looking to do. And I've had a few people add me on Facebook or you know, asked to be my friend and then start sending me messages such as did you get the government grant or something and like, okay, so the person's from America and I say well I usually comment say well I'm not in America.

So any kind of government grant you're getting there will not be applicable to me. And they'd answer okay and then a couple of days later did you get the government grant? Did you not hear me? I told you I no live there. I live here.

See Matthew that's it. One year ago he likes something that I did on my thing. So yeah, Matthew's been around a long time.

Blimey Gail. Gail. I met this lady online called Gail and we're talking 2007 and we used to play games online like checkers and stuff like that.

And I think we spoke I think we spoke on the phone for a bit and got on really well and I was going to go and visit her. But I just chickened out. It was quite a long journey.

It was like two miles away and I thought oh no, no. I'm just looking at some of the some of the messages I've had from years ago. Isn't that weird? I got you on how far back it goes.

I wonder. So hope you're okay. Did I say only listen when you can safely close your eyes? Right, I'm three years down.

Three years, four years. Four years. Blimey.

Okay, that's as far as it goes back. 14. Wow.

14 years. I think I deleted a lot of stuff. I must have done 14 years then eight years, seven years, six, four.

So I would have got a lot more inbox messages during that time. So I reckon I must have deleted it. And let's have a look at the first one.

14 years ago. Hi Jason. This is from Linear.

I hope all is well with you and yours. Just wanted to say thank you for the videos. They really are a great help.

I suffer with CFSME and pain is a huge problem for me. This is a fairly recent illness although I've been poorly for three years. It was only diagnosed last April so I'm learning how to deal with it and try new techniques to help cope with the pain.

I'm now on so many tablets. Okay, thank you for giving me something new to try. Much love.

So that was... Shush. That's enough Vinnie. Come on mate.

You really annoy me now. Stop it. I grabbed his tail and he just bit me.

I'll grab your tail again. Look Vinnie, you don't realize you're a toy to me. You're just my toy.

You're like my cuddly little bear. So I want to cuddle you even if you don't like it. That was from the 15th of the 1st, 2010.

Blimey. So here's another message from I don't even know Kathleen. It just says Facebook user so the person's not even got that profile anymore.

Oh here we go. I used to get quite a few of these. Am I right that we have fibro or chronic pain in common although we don't know each other? This is 2009.

14th of August 2009. So to be fair in them days I was probably doing what other people are doing to me. I was adding people.

I was going on to chronic pain groups because back then my main focus was chronic pain relief. Although I did focus on relaxation and insomnia. But the sleep recordings was more requested.

People they they was always the most popular ones. And okay. I offer free.

This is my response. Hi. Hi.

I offer free relaxation, chronic pain relief and insomnia audio downloads on my website. Jason Newland www.jasonnewland.com. And she replies on the 25th of the 2nd, 2010. Blimey.

25th of the 2nd. So this is a 14th of the 8th, 2009. 25th of the 2nd, 2010.

I have Jason. I have fibro and have used your relaxation and pain relief audios. Do you anything on weight loss? Weight gain seems to come with fibro.

Thanks. Sorry, I don't currently have any of that. Any for that.

May in the future. Sorry. No problem.

Just thought I'd ask. Thanks. So basically in that period between the first for me sending her the link, which was how many months? 9, 10, 11, 12.

So six months. Blimey. Okay.

So she started listening. The next one is from Celeste. And this is from the 9th of the 3rd, 2010.

At 1720 PM. Jason, I may have already told you this. If so, is okay to say again.

Love your video. I posted it at my integrative therapies page. Thank you.

Wow. I've no idea what the video was. I just replied.

Thanks. I'm happy to help as many people as possible. So this is 9th of March, 2010.

You know, when I started this recording, I didn't know I was going to be reading out messages from over a decade ago. See, you never know what you're gonna get with me. It's a little bit like you know, when you get a KitKat, and you just expect it to be a normal KitKat.

And one of the fingers is just solid chocolate. It's the most amazing treat in the whole wide world. It's, it's almost like winning the lottery.

So exciting, even though you could have just bought a bar of chocolate. But no, the fact that the KitKat has just solid chocolate. It's just the anomaly, the not known is going to happen.

And you have to tell everybody. It's weird, isn't it? Anyway, the next message is from 15th of March, 2010. Hi, Jason.

Yes. So I'm guessing I must have asked a question on my videos or whatever. Hi, Jason.

Yes, your site is fantastic, and has helped me many times with my chronic pain attacks and my fibro. Thank you very much. Can you tell me how much it would be to send me some of them as a CD? Thank you.

Take care, Sheila. Didn't even respond. Why didn't I respond? I'll tell you what it is.

Okay. Facebook sometimes seems to hide messages. I've found messages three years old that I've never seen before, just pop up really weird.

Because that's a lovely message. And I wouldn't have just ignored it. Sorry, Sheila, I probably won't.

I'm not going to reply now. Because all that does say she was active three hours ago. So Sheila, if you're listening still, I do apologize.

I didn't reply 14 years ago. Dennis, that's the next one. Just let you know some of these messages.

If it's if they're a bit weird, I won't read them out. Okay. But if they're rude, I will I will like rude as in telling me to go away and stuff.

I will read them out because that was part of the reason why I was doing this to start with just to let you know some of the weird comments of that. But so far, they've been really nice. There'll be some weird ones are guaranteed.

Hi, Jason. This is from Dennis. 11th of August 2010.

37 minutes past midnight. Hi, Jason. Appreciate all the videos you present and the knowledge and help you give my best friend in life.

And she's on Facebook to lace is having a lot of trouble with dysphagia. I won't go. She goes to this clinic that tells you the reason why but I'm not going to that.

She goes to this clinic for IVs for hydration has been to a neurologist and throat doctor, but don't know exactly the results. And okay, just done it. Again, I've not replied to this.

This doesn't seem proper that I've not replied to this. This is a very serious message. Now I would have had to say well, I wouldn't know what to do really need to see a specialist and stuff.

Although, you know, learning relaxation and stuff would definitely help anyone in a situation like that. Based on the stuff I've not told you within the message. Oh, okay, so that's according to Facebook, I've not replied to that.

It doesn't seem like me I normally would reply to messages. Even if it's just like to say that, sorry, I can't. I can't help.

This is a message from Lori. 31st of the 10th 2010 1750 p.m. Hi, Jason. I've never tried hypnosis before.

And I found relaxation six session very calming. Oh, it's good. Two nights in a row.

I had great results and a good night's sleep. I shared your link with my Facebook support page CFS solutions of West Michigan. I wanted to download a few of your sessions, especially the stop smoking one for my husband.

This download error occurs page at payloads.com says problem retrieving data. Wow. That reminds me.

See, I use Shopify now for my website. And you can download it's still free to download. But you know, Shopify is the one I use.

I used to use payloads. And they banned me because they didn't like me using their service for free. I paid them monthly fee or something, but they didn't like the fact that I wasn't making them any money.

Because they wanted to take a percentage of whatever it is. And I use payloads for years. And just literally just put the link on my website.

And people would click and it would automatically download. And they stopped stop me doing it. I've had a few, a few hurdles over the years, you know, with this whole free hypnosis thingy that I do.

And okay, so I don't know if this is a problem with my computer or problems at your end of things. Thanks again for your support. Again, a really lovely message.

Wow. And I reply, Hi, Laurie. And stop moaning.

It's a free service. If you don't like it, just jog on. I didn't.

Glad that my decisions might my my wall. I said decisions, but I suppose I suppose the recessions are helping you. Thankful and thanks for letting other know them know about them.

I tested a stop smoking link and it seems to be working. Okay, give it another try. And so yeah, blimey, I click the link and it's in it opens up my normal website.

It's like same website address for well, 18 years now since probably 2004. I think I've had this website address. So yeah, 20 years.

Hi, Jason, I think it's on my end. First of the 11th. Okay, so it's a day later.

I think it's on my end. I really need to get more work in memory for my laptop. Thanks again for your great work site.

Laurie, so and thanks. Thanks. Maybe ask someone else to download it for you and put onto a CD.

And she replied. Look, I think we've the conversation gone on long enough. You know, can we just move move on? And I said, Okay, fair enough.

She said, Bye. I said, Love you. She said, No, inappropriate.

Fair enough. So next one is Sherry. Sherry sent me a message.

And all the messages have been deleted. And this is from 8th of the 3rd 2014. But my reply was Hi, I'm glad my videos are useful for you.

I'm guessing she didn't send me a message saying that they were awful. Worst thing she'd ever heard. Unless I was just replying sarcastically.

But generally, I wouldn't do that. I don't know why things are on there. So here's another one.

This is a Facebook user. Melanie. But let's read it out.

This is from the 10th of the 1st 2015. Again, if there's anything particularly personal, I won't read it out. Unless I do read it out.

So Hello, Jason. I hope that you're doing well. I have been listening to your podcasts since 2008 and have recommended them to many of my friends and family throughout the years.

I have had a very good friend for a long time who is bipolar and suffers from a lot of anxiety. She has had many benefits from a lot of your relaxation podcasts. Wow, that's good.

She recently Okay, she recently had an accident and has issues with driving across the bridge. So that was basically what her issue is now her friend. I know that you have hundreds of podcasts and done a video or podcasting for driving things.

I know that you have hundreds of podcasts. Blimey, this was 2000. This is 2015.

So it's not that long ago. Well, nine years 2015. And I haven't seen anything for test anxiety to quit smoking.

I have. But have you done a video or podcast for driving anxiety? I found other podcasts on iTunes. But since I've been listening to you for so many years, it's almost like I trust your podcasts the most.

Let me know when you have some time. Thank you so much. Hi, Melanie.

Thanks for your message and your kind words. I don't currently have but we'll look but to will. I don't.

Thanks for your message and your kin. And then I had to start again. Kind words.

I don't currently have swill. Look to do one, especially. Thanks, Jason.

For now the relaxation podcasts are very helpful. Thank you for your reply. So that was from 2000.

And that person just now a Facebook user. And so I don't know if they if they're not on there anymore. They blocked me.

Who knows? changed their account. But I replied Melanie. So I guess that's the person's name.

Next. Oh, I can't read you all of this because there's so much I've got a video. This is a friend I had called Liz.

And she passed away. And she was like a super fan of mine. But proper full on 15th of 10th 2014.

Just woke up. See, I haven't even got the first messages. Just woke up.

I could really easily go back to sleep. Guess I had 12. Because if I could send you just just got up.

Okay, right. She's right. Just having a look.

Okay. Did that? Okay, right. So I'm just looking.

If anything, right. It was Yeah, there is bits that she wrote that she sent about the stuff about my recordings. But she basically, it was like a journal, not journal, but she sent me to to talk about chronic pain.

And then she went through all like to 2015 2014. And then the last message I had was 611 2015. So I think she'd been contacted me since about 2012.

And she the last message she sent me is exactly what she said was going to happen. She actually said, I found out I can only post. She's going to choose that she can.

She said here, I think I'm going to make a hospice daily series called hospice knock. And the door shall be open. So she was going to make a podcast herself.

And wow. So yeah, that's that's brought back some memories. It's a bit sad, really.

However, she did listen to my recordings to help with and the stuff, you know, pain and relaxation and stuff like that. So, and she seemed to enjoy the blogs that I did. So kind of, yeah, we became friends online, even though she was in America and I was here.

It's weird, I didn't forget, but I just forgotten how much communication we had. Your this is 115 for the 11 of 2014. Your tape started streaming, slept to them in bed.

And later on just now, no tape sleeping but woke up. I can't read the rest of that. Okay.

Right. Yeah, so I can't really go into much more details. So it's a lot of it.

It's personal stuff, which I'm not going to. One of your older insomnia videos, plus a gabber pentin, whatever that is, finally gave me a good sleep. Got some calls to make today, your phone is a little un-messaged, or I'd ring you.

So we should speak on the phone as well. Wake up Jason, get out there, turn on some rock and dance around for exercise. Go take a short walk and get a little sun.

And check out the women real casual. In your, have her. Okay, right.

I won't read that either. So she used to listen and watch my blogs like really, as I said, kind of like a super fan, but it's yeah. So I'll move on.

That was a bit sad actually. This is from Jason. This is next one.

This is from the 27th of the third 2012. That's weird. That one was sooner than this one.

Some reason. Jason, for some reason, I couldn't leave a comment on your website. Maybe my phone is too old.

I don't know. I live in USA. I listen to your hypnosis videos every day.

I have general anxiety disorder since June 2005. Almost drove him to serious situation. Now I have wonderful tools to manage it.

And your videos are one of the strongest tools I have. I use them every night to go to sleep. I also wake always wake up feeling like I'm really slept as opposed to the tense tossing and turning of an anxiety based night's sleep.

I also use them for a quick relaxation session and naps in the afternoons between school and my horrible job. I just wanted to say thank you. I would make it so it's a school in my house.

So I'm guessing at the time he was at school, right? I'll study I'm not sure. But yeah, blimey. So that's from the third 27th of March 2012.

And this next one is from Beth 29 for the first 2014. Just wanted to send you my gratitude. A few years ago, I stumbled across your YouTube videos.

I found them extremely helpful and was listening to them daily. One day, I went to listen to one and when I clicked on it, the link I saw it said the video was removed by the owner. I went looking for more but I could not find on YouTube.

I was disappointed to say the least. But today I saw a post you made in a Facebook group resources support for those living. Okay, so she found a video that I posted in the living with CFS group.

Your post made my day. I'm so happy your videos are back on YouTube and we'll be making them a part of my daily life again. Thanks, Beth.

Blimey. Oh, excuse me big ass. See, I'm not always aware of the effect that deleting stuff has on others.

So or the effect that a podcast hosting company deleting a podcast of mine would have on people listening who listen regularly. That's why I'm trying to make the website so that everything's available so no one can take it away. You know, it's just there.

So Indy says your hypnosis for insomnia videos are amazing. Thanks. I just read that you weren't feeling great.

Hope you get better soon. This is 11 for the fifth 2012. I don't know what that was going on then.

And Mary Lou. Okay, this isn't a 28 for the 10th 2012. Hi there, Jason.

I watched this vlog to the end. I've got no idea what vlog it was. Hearing you pour your pour your heart out.

Just about has me in tears. Because you're in a difficult place. So I really don't know what was going on back there.

You are disappointed and disillusioned. Now I'm guessing this is when I did the Jason Chats vlogs on YouTube. Your question as to what is next is a familiar one to each one of us.

If we're honest with ourselves. Blimey. Those one lies that have been touched through YouTube, most likely could not have been accomplished on a big stage with a large audience.

It was done quietly in private with surprising unexpected results. Known in your heart what you've been privileged to accomplish is so much richer than dollars or fame. Okay.

It's quite a long message. I won't read it all out. But you've okay, so I was, yeah, I'd lost my work.

You will find work and you'll continue to touch one life at a time. Because that is what is in your heart. Maybe one day you will stand on a stage and touch many lives in one evening.

But the question will still linger. What is next? Just keep doing what you do. The next thing, the next right thing.

That is what is next. Seems quite beautiful to me. Oh, thank you.

Blimey. That's, you know, that was 2012. And within a month, I'd got a job.

Got a full time job. Because that was when I was a counselor. And suddenly, the government cuts cut down the spending.

And I lost nearly probably over 80% of my work. Overnight, literally, within a week, just like completely, I didn't, I was earning about 100 pound a week, which wasn't enough to live on. I didn't even cover the rent.

This is from the 25th of the 11th, 2013. Hi, just want, just was moved to thank you for the free app for insomnia. You're changing lives, buddy.

So thanks from Wesley. Dude, I've missed you. Kind of lost track of you.

Sorry. Maybe my notifications were wrong. Anyway, hope all's well.

This was a blimey. So that was to 2015 11th, 2013. The first message.

The second message was the 17th of the 12th, 2016. Three years later, for some reason, I didn't reply. So Facebook wasn't letting me know that I was getting messages.

Blimey. This one hasn't got a date on it, for some reason. Don't know why.

And it's, it says it's from Linda. Hi, Jason, saw you on Facebook. I'd love to do a testimonial for you.

Just wouldn't know where to start and what to say. And rubbish in wording things. I have followed your podcast for over a year.

And I love them. Kinda new to this kind of thing, but can say you're the only one of many I started to listen to that had that therapeutic effect. And most nights I fall asleep listening to one of your many podcasts.

Although I used to battle with sleep and listen to many random meditations to try help me. I'm glad I found you. A blessing as now on many sleepless nights, I just play one and I'm sleeping minutes.

I don't think you're thanked or aware of half of the help you've given me amongst others. Thank you. I truly appreciate all you do.

That's from Linda. Wow, thank you, Linda. I mean, if you're still listening today, thank you.

That's beautiful, isn't it? And she added me on messenger. Do you remember this member messenger what it used to be? Before it was like, it used to be a different messenger, didn't it? So what it is now on Facebook? I think. Anyway, Renee wrote.

Oh, wow. Blimey. This is a 26 of the first 2019.

So we're, we're getting we're getting closer to today. Your voice is amazing. I said, Thank you.

She said, You're welcome. It's really boring. Really boring me so much.

And I said, Well, it's a bit rude, really. And then she said, you corrupted me last night. How come? And she just like waved her hand and like, just I don't know.

You corrupt. I don't know what that means. I still don't know what it means.

And then that was the last I heard from her. Fourth of the second 2019. Fifth of the second.

Oh, I sent a message on the fifth of the second. My website and SoundCloud podcast all now extinct. All my recordings available on my Spreaker podcast and videos on YouTube.

So that's when I changed over to Spreaker. Is it? Okay. How strange though? Just I don't know what does that you corrupted me? I don't know what that means.

I really don't know. I mean, it might be in really slow. Wouldn't be the first time.

Wouldn't be the last time. So next I've got Ian. And Ian, this is from 20th of the 10th 2018.

Hi, Jason. This is 20th of the 10th 2018. Um, okay.

Let's read there. Until we found this about him and his wife, until we found your bore you to sleep podcast, I was having to take medication to make me sleep and had next to no sleep pattern. Now we listen to you every night and I haven't had to take a sleeper pill for well over a month, which is basically a miracle.

He mentioned before that why, but I'm not going to read that. Uh, just thought I'd let you know that it may not feel like it at times, but there are always people out there to reach out to and your fans do really care about you. I do have a, um, I do have a psychiatrist that helps me, but you seem to have a way of calming people without overstating it.

I should reread that, shouldn't I? You seem to have a way of calming people without overstating it. Sorry, I'm just being silly. Thank you so much.

And please don't hesitate to message me, uh, if you need. So cool. Thank you.

That's very lovely. Um, okay. So that was what, when was that? 2018.

Okay. So that was it. That's, that's nice.

So next one is Sarah. Hi Jason. This is a 30th of the 6th, 2019.

Hi Jason. It's not, it wasn't hi Jason twice. I'm just rereading the hi Jason part.

I felt I had to get in touch with you to thank you and let you know that your podcasts have been a great help to me over the past few days. I have been struggling with anxiety and panic attacks for the last six months and I'm having counseling and medication. However, on a daily basis, I, I can't do a funny voice when someone's being serious.

Okay. So I struggle to contain the anxiety and stress. But since listening to your podcasts on Spotify, they've made me feel so much calmer.

So thanks again for your hard work. It really is appreciated. Lovely.

So thank you. Um, that was Sarah. And now I've got Joe.

And this was 2009. Blimey. 2009.

That was the first message. I've already read it, Joe. No I haven't, have I? Just sent you a friend request.

Wanted to thank you for your audio recording. Okay. Thank you for your audio downloads to do with chronic pain.

So this is the first message. It was 2009. They work wonders.

I use them for chronic head pain. Um, she had an accident and uh, involving her head six years previous. I always had a headache that never really goes away.

And some nights when it really is hard to sleep because pain levels are so high, I listen to audio and it helps me to sleep. So thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting them out there. Have you ever thought of doing an audio to help with weight loss since damaging? Okay.

So, uh, um, so look, uh, okay. I'm just having a look. See what's okay.

No worries. Ah, right. That's right.

So there's just that chit chat after that. So the next one is Xenia, Xenia, Xenia, Xenia, Xenia. Uh, this is from the 4th, 14th of the 11th, 2013.

So let's have a look. 13. No, let's just go back to that one a minute.

So 2009, Joanne, we started talking and the last message was 2019. Blimey. Wow.

That's, that's nearly 10 years. So Xenia, hello. I would like to hear more whisper videos from you about sleep hypnosis or just different relaxed sessions and for self confidence.

Also, I would like to see videos about the art of enjoying in life in its fullness. I mostly like your short videos about 10 to 20 minutes max. That's my opinion and please think about it.

Um, make something what I prefer to make something what I prefer. Sorry for not so good English. I hope you understand what I mean.

Thanks for your great videos. I feel more relaxed and calm. You have a nice voice.

Bye. So, um, it's, uh, okay. Right.

She did. Yeah. So I'm not gonna read it because it's quite personal.

So I won't read that. It's just, uh, she reached out to me and I tried to steer in the right direction to get some help. Um, okay.

Another one from Stephanie, but then, uh, can you hypnotize someone to quit chewing tobacco and then nothing else? I don't know if we had a conversation or not. Chantelle. I don't know what the conversation was, but my, my reply on the 8th of the 8th, 2019 was brilliant.

And her reply was we're so silly Jason. So I'm guessing we had a conversation by general, genuinely it's all been deleted. So I don't know what, what it was.

Uh, so we got friends, sleeping group. Um, oh, this is weird. This is like a group friend, sleeping group, and they're talking.

And then, um, someone says, this is Francis says, hang on. Jason Newland does sleep hypnosis and he is fantastic. So this is blindly.

It doesn't even say when it was no date on this. Wow. Okay.

Well, I need some hypnosis in my life. Samantha says, I'd like some hypnosis. Sam says, what? Uh, I just asked him to join a group.

So this Francis, he is great, but I can't have his add his page to this. Hmm. So Samantha, Sam says, Hey, I just got up.

What is this group for? Francis says to help you do, to help you to help hypnosis, to help you to do hypnosis to sleep. His name is, his name is great. He is great.

Name is Jason Newland. It's just because I don't know what, I love that. Was it something I said, Samantha says, this may be a hack thing.

By all. So I don't know what that was. That was weird.

Um, I've got another message from Salerino. Again, that was four years ago or something, but nothing, no messages on there. Next one is from Karen.

No message four years ago, Julie. Julie says, this is from the 14th of the 10th, 2019. Hi, be glad if you could send me a link, please.

Thank you so much. And so I did. And thank you all was the answer.

That was it. Um, Margo, this is the 14th of the 9th, 2017. Hi, Jason.

Have you been, I listened to your chronic pain video on YouTube just now. And I've got to tell you that after 10 years of listening to you, it never ceases to amaze me how helpful your sessions are. Thank you for your help.

I shared that video with my mum, and she absolutely loves you too. All the people I've told about you love it. You're truly found, you've truly found your calling in life.

Wow. So this is 2017. I feel like I know you, but I really don't.

Could I? I was attending to a good actor and I, I feel like I knew you. I feel like I know you, but I really don't. Could I ask you where you live? Is it England? Are you married? Kids? I'm sorry for seeming to be presumptuous, but I truly feel like you're a friend, but I don't know anything about you.

If you care to know anything about me, I'm completely open. Ask away. Um, just a little bit about the chronic pain and stuff.

Uh, uh, ah, we've done that. No, sorry, she asked from, um, wow. So we had, well, we had quite a bit of a conversation.

She used to share stuff with me about her condition and, um, uh, okay. Right. So cool.

Anyway, that's, that was it. But she asked if I could do a recording, which I did. Janine, nothing there.

This one is a Facebook user with nothing on there. This is Melissa, 26th of the 7th, 2013. The US Congress is about to consider a bill to stop America.

So I've got no idea. Don't know why she sent that to me. See, that's the kind of stuff that sometimes I get.

Uh, Facebook user, nothing. Twyla, four years ago, nothing. Jerry, Jerry.

Okay. 13th of the 12th, 2019. I just wanted to share a Trump ad that you never see aired ever.

I'd highly encourage you to forward this to people who you trust would do the same. So I'm guessing that was some kind of spam or scam or something because send this to people and ask them to open it. Yeah, not a good idea.

I hope you have a Merry Christmas from Kenneth. So we're talking, oh, 24th of the 12th, 2019. This is from Maxine, saying Merry Christmas.

Cynthia forwarded a video, so I don't know what that is. Chelsea. So I used to, um, right.

I remember this. This is from 2014. Uh, right.

I don't know. Hi, Jason. I'm struggling.

I want your help. I have a phobia of feeling nauseous. Um, uh, okay.

So thanks, Jason. I find all your videos really useful for my sleep problems and chronic pain. So I wanted to ask you first, hope you will.

So I said, I'm glad I look into it. Okay. So I did, I made a recording request, hypnosis, a fear of feeling nauseous or vomiting.

So that I made a video or, uh, yes, you're on YouTube. Hi, Jason. Wanted to thank you again.

I broke my back in April. And for some reason I ain't got worse last couple of months and not been sleeping. Uh, so the videos have helped.

Uh, so you said, I said, I hopefully one day is helping. She said, you certainly are hon and you deserve all the positive feedback you get. I've got thrown off a horse and then a spinal injury.

And so that's why she had the original pain. Uh, okay. Um, so thinking about doing my regular, okay.

I didn't get any feedback from the video. Didn't get any feedback. So I don't know whether or not it was useful for her.

Cause I posted that in 2014 and she contacted me in 2017. So, um, we might've had contact during that time because I don't know, Facebook seems to lock stuff in. And right.

Anyway, so that was Chelsea. I have a Facebook user. It's not coming up.

Nicole. It's official. The snowball, the snowball fight has begun.

So it's another spammy thing. Ellen, happy new year. Happy new year to you.

That was from 2019. Janet. Right.

Woe to me if I do not preach the gospel. Uh, happy Thanksgiving. We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK of England.

Thank Facebook user. Eric Smumpkin. Eric.

Wow. Eric. If you go to YouTube, check out Eric Smumpkin, S-C-H-M-U-M-K-I-N.

And he used to make videos. Doesn't do them anymore. I don't think.

He was great. He just talked really about his life and talked about, and he was just very positive, very positive person. And yeah.

Blimey. I've just been, they just kicked me out. Just kicked me out of where I was.

And I got all the way back down again. Man. Things are going so well.

So well. And now I'm back at two years ago. I said a seven years ago.

Come on. Come on. Don't miss me a bat.

Don't miss me a bat. Audrey. Katie.

Come on. Sideman. Pixie.

Nope. Kenneth. Karen.

Irene. Nope. Blimey.

Still three years. This is going to be all. Did I? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Cole.

Cole. So that was just a happy Christmas thing. Megan.

Nothing. Rebecca. Nothing.

I sent a message to myself. Hi, baby. A different account.

June. Nothing. Gary.

Mount. Facebook user. Nothing.

Sebastian. I'm not even gonna. Let's not.

Okay, I will move away from that. Rosalind. Okay, so there's a message, but it doesn't make sense because it's not connected to anything else.

Peter. Nope. Nothing there.

Mary. Darlene. Adeline.

Okay, so that was just random. Okay, so Facebook user. How are you? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thanks. Rose. So this is a some random thing.

Facebook user. Hello, dear. That was it.

James. Nothing. Tricia.

Nothing. Facebook user. Oh, look.

Hi. How you doing? Hello. How you doing? Can we chat to know more about each other? If you don't mind, please.

Where are you from? They didn't reply. Jen. Oh, no.

It's only got a little bit. Thanks. Okay.

Claire. Harrison. Angie.

Lisa. Nope. James.

Facebook. Two messages. Thanks for accepting my friend request.

And then hi. Thanks for accepting my friend request. No worries.

Really, no worries. And don't know who this is. Right.

I've got no idea who the hell this is. This is one of my friend's friends. Oh, okay.

Facebook. Just wondering. Hey, how are you? Yeah.

No Facebook user. Where do you live? Go away. Messy.

Okay, here we go. Blimey. This is hello there.

Hello. Hi. Hello.

How are you doing? So, this was from the 10th of the 7th to the 13th of the 7th. Constant messaging. So, in the end, I say, fine, thanks.

How can I help you? Hello there. Fine, thanks. How can I help you? I said.

I'm a stranger on Facebook and I came across your profile and it looks interesting to add you as my friend and I decided to add you as my friend and I hope that we can chat to know more about each other if you don't mind. Are you there? So, what do you like about my profile? Hello. What do you like about my profile? It looks very good.

Do you like my blonde hair? Okay. Are you? I'm just trying to find out if she's actually looking at the profile because, you know, obviously I'm not blonde. Not on my head anyway.

Okay. Are you single or married with any kids? I have 12 children. 12 children, 5 boys and 5 girls.

Oh, okay. I'm single. Never been married.

How old are you? 99. I'm 33 and you know age is just a number. What work do you do for a living? I am a pubic hair shaver in hospital part-time.

I'm retired due to my elderly age. I'm doing my nursing training. Do you have hangout so that we can talk there to know more about each other there? Speak on there.

Call me. Can you download it now? What's the link? She posts the link. Hangouts.

Click on this link to download it. Okay. Let's do it.

Okay. If you're done, let me know. Okay? Done.

Can you give me the email address? No. You give me yours. Okay.

Only 14469 at gmail.com. Text me now. No. Let's talk on here on the Facebook phone.

You text me there so that we can hear later. We will talk on the hangout. No.

We can talk here. I have spoken. I have spoken.

Wow. It's clearly a bot. Anyway.

I do not have much time on here. That is why I want us to talk on hangout. Okay? No.

It's not okay. As I said, I'm demanding that we converse on Facebook. Now stop wasting my time.

I'm 99 and may not have long left. Especially with the current gonorrhea episode. My nads have turned into rotten parsnips.

I will leave you everything in my will if you just talk to me here now. Blimey. I can't believe I have to talk to you on here now but you have to add me on hangout now.

We will talk first and if I survive the excitement we can then discuss our marriage plans. Okay. I'm nearly 100.

Will you please call me? Text me on hangout and we will talk on Facebook. Okay? No. Talk to me on here now.

Don't make me tell you again. What is your favourite colour? Nipples. My favourite colour is blue.

Why would I care? What have you learnt from your past relationships? Having a micropenis is not the end of the world. Apart from that she had a nice body. Having a micropenis is not the end of the world.

Other than that she had a nice body. I have met a lot of stresses and obstacles in my relationship and it is hard for me to trust now days because How big is your family and do you have siblings? I have a lot of siblings. All of my family perished in a fake submarine accident that I planned so that I could get the inheritance.

The last message was, I will talk to you later. And that was it. That was the end of the conversation.

So, I wonder if she is still there. Open link in a new tab. I wonder if she is still there.

The person. She is not a real person. I wonder how weird would it be if she was a real person and I am just basically a bad, bad person.

Yeah, it wasn't a real person. Completely. Oh man.

Anyway, let's get rid of that. Hi Jason. A special, this is from the 15th of the 7th of 2020.

Look Finny, if you are going to lay right under my leg, when I move my leg it might disrupt you. Might interrupt you. Don't growl at me.

Really push me to the limit sometimes. I have spoken. Hi Jason.

A special thank you from the Netherlands. Every night before bed, I listen to a session of yours. I am a big fan, especially for your humour.

Last Sunday, I listened to your session, Guaranteed Chronic Pain Reduction or Your Money Back. I like that title. Normally, I fall asleep relaxed.

Not this time. Don't worry, I don't want my money back. This time, for the first time in 8 years, I didn't feel any pain.

Nothing. It took a while before I realised it. I was so happy and excited that I couldn't sleep anymore.

I didn't mind that either. That way I could enjoy feeling nothing for longer. I am so grateful to you.

Even if only for a few hours, it is intense enjoyment. You are great. Wow, that is one of the nicest messages I have ever had.

I have had a lot of lovely messages. Isn't that a wonderful message? That is all I ever wanted to do. I just wanted to help people with chronic pain.

That was the only thing I started all this for. I ended up, in some ways, moving further away from it. I just replied, what a lovely message.

Thank you. Happy to help. That wasn't a good response.

I should have given a better response. That was such a lovely message. Wow.

Okay. Colleen. Nothing.

Facebook user. How are you doing today, handsome man? I think some of these I just sent to myself. Linda.

Nothing. Just links to click on. Oh, this is another one.

Unfriend me if you want. Just please open your mind and watch first. And I put down, I sent a message.

Hi, I think your Facebook page has been hacked. Best to change your password ASAP. She flied back.

Why do you think that? Wow. It's so, she, and I thought, what? Because I really thought she'd been hacked. Why do you think that? Can you please tell me? Yeah, it's like two, three hours later.

Can you please tell me why you think I've been hacked? Thanks. So I said that the message you sent me was similar to messages I've received from hacked accounts. Take care.

That was it. So I don't know if she had been hacked or she actually purposely sent me that thing. I don't know.

But if she had been hacked, hopefully I helped. Wow. I've sent in invites to people.

You're invited to my 50th birthday live Facebook stream. Starting at 1155. 26 of August UK time.

Did I do that? I don't remember. Sherry. Right.

This is just a bunch of people I sent that same message to. So, oh, blimey. And no one responded.

Oh, no, I've got one message. Monica. I've been thinking.

I've just been thinking. Yes, scary. You should go live on Facebook on your birthday.

Then all of us could be there. This was 2nd of 2nd 2020. Blimey.

So this is like February. That's a good idea. I should see you then.

Maybe I will eat cake. Oh, yes. Perfect.

Just want to let you know that I check. It's on the 4th of April here. Just want to check.

Do you know that I check every night for new Let Me Bore You To Sleep. I cannot go to sleep without them. I love when you tell tell made up stories.

I try not to laugh and wake up and wake everyone up. Keep up the good work to be made up stories. Truth and nothing but the truth.

So that ironically, I sent her an invite to my birthday party and she didn't reply. So but it was her idea. Marcella Marcella.

Be careful. Okay. Oh, blimey.

Look. Hello, Jason. Marcel.

Hello, Jason. Just a quick question. First, your anxiety and sleep podcast have been a lifesaver for me.

Thank you. The 27th of 2nd 2020. I noticed how all right.

Okay, cool. So let's just talk and ask me some questions about the service. Why do you do it? Must be care.

This one is G on. Oh, now it's kicked me out again. Stop it.

Stop kicking me out. It's kicked me out. If I look at too many different ones, different messages, it brings you back to like today, or the most latest one.

And I was at three three years ago. I think. Yeah, 2020.

Four years ago. Blimey. Can you believe it? Four years ago.

Let's say no more. Four years ago. I can't.

Oh, there's too many. Sorry about this. This is taking ages.

Come on. Mary Lou. Oh, yeah, did Mary Lou, didn't we? Linda.

Okay, so let's go back Stefan. So there's Karen. Right.

Let's have a look. It'd be great if you could send me a link. Okay.

Okay. Right. I'm so behind on Melissa, Jim, Celine, Gigi done that one.

Lori Terry. Okay, right. Lori.

Irene. Sherry. No, nothing.

Carter. And Brenda. Okay.

Okay, right. So that's all that we've done that one. It's raining men.

Hallelujah. It's raining men. Oh, squashed.

Right. These are just things I've sent out messages. So not really inboxes if I'm the one that sent them out.

That's more sent rather than inbox to me is received. Right. This is from Cindy.

First of all, Jason, I want to thank you for all you do. And I love to love your podcasts. Love your podcast.

All I want to tell you that in order for you to cover the cost of your giving a free service, a couple of simple, simple commercials at the beginning of your podcast would not bother me whatsoever. When I started podcast every night to help me put me to sleep. I'm just lying down.

I don't fall asleep till you start to talk for a few minutes. You are what puts me to sleep. Me, me, me, me, me, me.

I know everyone has opinions but can't possibly make everyone happy. I would hate if you're not to continue the service that provides you provide due to financial difficulties. I get a sense that you truly love what you're doing and everyone that you listens to you loves that you do it.

Once again, thank you for all that you do. Thank you, Cindy. That was back in July 2020.

Stacey. Okay, nothing there. Linda, Ellen, nothing, Karen.

Oh, it's kicked me out again, you bastard. Why? Keeps kicking me out, man. It's normal fear.

Why? Why would it do that to me? I've been so good to it. Let's see if I can get back. I'll tell you what, let me see if I can get back.

Tammy. Wow, okay. I'm gonna read this but Tammy did send me a personal message but just going.

I've got some good news for you after smoking since after smoking since 2006. I'm happy to say I've now smoked free for six whole months. This is all because of you and your blog post for Stop Smoking Hypnosis.

Thank you so much. I don't know how to repay you for this. It's like wow.

And I asked which recording helped and she said. Okay, what is the podcast? Excerpts of chronic pain. Oh, yeah.

Talking nonsense. Stress and pain relief. Okay, I'm confused now.

So anyway, it's it was a Stop Smoking podcast. So that's really good news. Thanks, Tammy.

Oh, okay. Okay. Right.

Brooke. Brooke, I had a missed call from you Brooke. I hope you're okay.

Frederick. So that's it sometimes I get messages like Hello. Hi, dear.

How are you doing? And excuse me, that was a new person that's added me. Cara. I didn't get a reply on that one.

Oh, I wonder what it is. But I must maybe it's just on that page. Yeah.

Steve. Richard. Hello, dear.

How you doing today? It's sometimes it's like the same person is writing and it's just a different profile. People that have added me and I don't know who they are. But then I used to do that myself in 15 years ago, 16 years ago.

Peggy. So Peggy, Peggy. Right, again, that's a similar one.

But I think I deleted. They've deleted their messages. So that's no good.

James. So upload. Okay, James.

Hello, sunshine. How you doing? Hey, you have an amazing smile that can light up every dark room. I'm I would love to chat with you.

How do you know what kind of smile I have? Because you look so beautiful. So where are you from? And yeah, I don't know how they got blocked. But they seem to get blocked after that.

And Aster sending love and light. Thank you. Georgia.

Message deleted. Wendy. How are you? Hey, how are you? And that was 28 for the 12th.

I don't know who Wendy is. Hi. I was gonna say hi.

I couldn't send so that that person's not around anymore. So did I say Wendy? She's not even doesn't even exist. I just clicked on it and now it's disappeared.

Wow, that weird. Susie, Steven, Richard, James, Sylvia, Aster. Georgia.

George. George says, Hello. Can I can you help me advertise my company's product on your page? See your price we gonna pay.

Yeah, sure. Vanessa. Very, very Merry Christmas, Jason.

Thank you for everything you do. And I hope you and Vinnie have a I'm having a wonderful time. I'm a long time listener.

Thank you, Vanessa. And Merry Christmas to you. So I did reply to that one.

So hey, and Ruth. Hey, just a quick message. So thank you for your podcasts.

Firstly, especially the stop smoking sessions. They've been instrumental in my finally being able to quit the ciggies for good. Just wanted you to know how much I appreciate the help and to encourage you with your podcasts.

You do so much good. Hope the mouths feeling better. Best wishes through the mouth.

I don't know what I must have had a mouth thing going on. First of all, I've got no idea. I can't remember that.

Did I say what's going on with my mouth? Vinnie is gorgeous. How do you manage to get anything done with that sweet boy with those puppy eyes want to play a cuddle? So he's so nice to he's so happy. It's been infectious.

Oh, that's lovely. Okay. Okay, right.

It was Yeah, fair enough. And so that was good. Molly.

Hi, Molly. I don't read anything out because as we all know, Molly is the boss of the Jason Newlands boring podcast. Jason is boring.

Facebook page. I don't know what his group. Molly Rose is the boss.

So I have to be very careful what I say because I don't want to get sacked basically. Heather and to say thank you to Molly for running things. I don't do anything.

I just on the page really I post stuff but as far as accepting requests and you know, people join in it's that's Molly does that. I think there's gonna be like a yearly wage soon salary. Send her a donut or something.

Kit Kat. Not one that's got chocolate all the way through because she hasn't earned that yet. Sorry.

Yes, you have been very silly. Logie. Isn't it really weird? It doesn't matter.

Do you know you go into an art gallery and there's a picture and wherever you go the eyes seem to be following you. Well, Logie the dog, my friend's dog. Whenever you smell a fart, his bum holes always facing towards you.

So wherever you go in the room, it's just you look at him and his bums facing you. It's like always ready to let one off basically. And I just smell it as I look down.

Yeah. It's almost a direct line to me. It's wrong.

It's really bad. Barbara. This is Christine.

Hi been listening to your podcast for over a year now. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Christine.

I'm not bored. What you're saying? I just just yawned. Been listening to your podcast for over a year now.

Really love it. Thank you so much. Yesterday's is one of the best.

Nice to hear that Vinnie is good for your mental health. Was informative about your life family jobs. I was surprised to learn that you and Okay, I won't read that out.

It's very kind of you to do the podcast YouTube for free. As you say, you can't get sponsorship from adverts being the type of podcast it is. I hope you realize how much you help so many people just by your voice.

You're an unsung hero. Gentle, kind, intelligent, humorous. Thank you.

Best wishes to you and Vinnie. I could have said some nicer things. I mean, you know, gentle, kind, intelligent, humorous.

Unsung hero. And that's nice. But could have said more nice things.

I'm joking. That's really, that's really kind. Thank you.

Oh, yeah, got a message here. First, the 11th, 2023. Hi, Jason.

Last night, listen to the one where you were talking as your ex girlfriend, talking as your ex girlfriend when she split up because you moved to Ireland was so funny. I couldn't fall asleep. It was a really good one.

Thank you. I don't know which one that was. You'll have to let me know.

I don't remember anything I ever say. I do remember what other people say. I just don't remember what I say.

When I do these recordings. It's just it I mean, okay, I know I do the poo analogy quite a lot but it is kind of like just just do a poo and I when I when I upload it, that's the flush. I'm flushing the toilet and I just upload it and then that's it.

It's kind of gone. And I'm not saying that my recordings are poo hopefully not but I just don't remember what I've spoken about and I know that tomorrow when I do the next recording I won't remember what I spoke about today. It just this you know, sometimes my memory is jogged by the title of the podcast.

So you know, but anyway, and Joel. Okay, it's done. Okay.

Right, I'm just having a little look. Right, it's just blocked me out again. Right, it's probably too many.

I've done enough now. I've done way, way too many. Oh, no, it's fine.

Let me back in. It keeps logging me out of the Facebook thing. Ashley.

Hi, Jason. Thanks. This is from the 23rd of the first 2023.

Hi, Jason. Okay. Hi, Jason.

Thank you so much for what you do. You're spot on when you said that some people just put a tease when listening to to a friendly voice. And you're very relaxing, very calm voice.

Okay, maybe not. I listened to Let Me Bore You To Sleep every night to fall asleep. And then throughout the night, 10 hours.

I found that you keep me from having blah, blah, blah. Anyway, to get video to stop chewing on your pants. Anyway, moving a lot away from the podcast.

Let's get back to some from Wow. So this is must be when I was talking about him. Well, clearly, chewing on my pants.

So at this point, the 23rd, I'd had it for just over a month. Yeah. Wow, that's funny.

Jeremy, Jeremy. Okay, so sometimes there's a lot of spam, a lot of spam, I get. Yeah.

Okay. Right. Dan.

Okay, right. So this is Ben. I see what was the first message I got.

I'm trying to think. Right? Because this is a conversation. It starts halfway through a conversation.

Hi, Jason, I have a quick Hello. Listen every night and started to work my way backwards and made it into 2019. Love the ones where you were showing us your home and describing what your house was when you moved in.

And to now I've always thought your place must be massive with a bed and shed in your bedroom. This is the first of the fourth 2021. So at the time, I had a shed in my bedroom.

And my bedroom is not massive. I've always thought your place must be massive with a bed and a shed in your bedroom. And I love let your boy to sleep with music really helps.

Oh, blimey. See, yeah, it's right. So there's a few messages there.

But anyways, for Ben, thanks. Lucas, June, Suzanne, Brandon, Nick, Barbie, I'm loving the podcast. Thank you, Bobby.

That's in 2021. Julie. Tammy.

Deborah. Kissy, Jason, I'll be listening. This is from 2023.

I'd be listening to your podcast. And you mentioned the names of the countries you've been to. Okay, sorry.

Amsterdam is not a country, but a city in Netherlands. Amsterdam is a catapult of catapult of Netherlands. Netherlands.

You may not be aware of this, but you can add the Netherlands to the list of countries you've visited. Greta, I knew that I was just messing about. You know that.

Maybe I wasn't. I did get some messages from people from different countries over the years weren't pleased with me. Like, come on, I can't help it.

Oh, here's one. Hello, Jason. I sincerely hope that this message finds you well, my friend.

I wrote my own poetry and my first Jason. My first and I, I right, I sincerely hope that this message finds you well, my friend. I wrote my own poetry and my first Jason to help support mental health charities in the Scottish borders where I now live.

Even more random is my second self publication as ransoms was published in April of this year. I would like to offer yourself a copy of my booklet to support this project and my charity ability borders abundant borders. What do so much for mental health and social isolation within the Scottish borders.

Even more random is themed on mental health, social isolation, etc. There is no fee involved, Jason, as all I ask is a donation of your nomination to abundance borders. If you'd like the thing.

There's a picture of him holding the book. Okay, cool. Rachel, Rachel, bloody Rachel.

I used to have quite a regular person who used to watch and listen to my podcast, but I don't think she does anymore, but she used to proper regulars to comment on everything and send me messages pretty much every day. And I think she, I think she got bored of me to be honest, just which is, I can relate to it because I'm bored of me. They bored of me for years.

Oh, I mean, some of the conversations. Yeah, she was just lovely. So I don't know kind of where she went.

She's all right. Heidi message. Oh, okay.

Blimey. It's weird because sometimes I see messages and it reminds me of stuff that I didn't want to be reminded of right now. Hey, you try man.

Did you remove the post? My comments were meant funny. Therefore, I did. Sorry about that.

I should try reading better. Happy New Year. I didn't.

Did you? Did I? Did it? I'm in a special situation where my family was. I noticed on Facebook, they're not so many comments. Although lots of people listen to you.

I thought maybe you have the same reasons. That's why I was happy to have found the group. Maybe we post maybe I will post once in a while and see if others will do that too.

Wishing you and Andre happy new year and keeping your humor, keep your humor in the let me go to sleep. I love it. Thank you.

And then seven for the first 2021. I'm in my bed and laughing for 10 minutes now. I love it.

So I don't know what podcast I was really doing. I might have been talking about my life. I don't know.

Might be one of my chronic pain sessions. Hi, Jason. 13 for the first 2001.

Saw your video. Hope you're okay, sweetheart. All right.

Okay. Right. Okay.

Thank you for everything. You've helped me so much. I couldn't fall asleep since four years and I tried a lot.

So glad I found you. So this is Heidi. Okay, so we have quite a few messages.

I won't go for them. William. Okay, William, this is another one of them.

Hello. So he added me as a friend or he asked to be my friend asked to be my friend. It's quite weird because not in reality in real life.

Whatever asked me to be their friend. They would run. Hello, right in a hide.

Hello. How are you? I'm William from Liberia, West Africa. So I just did a thumbs up.

Nice to meet you. Good morning. Now is 615 am in my country.

Hello. This is nine days later. Hello.

How are you? And then wow, nine months later. Hello, but nothing. So Pat, I don't know why I didn't reply this.

But hello, how are you doing today? Didn't reply. So I might not have got the message to be honest. Another person says he just says Facebook user but it says the message is what yo.

So I don't know what that was really about. Amanda. I blocked so I don't know what she was or he was doing.

Got a message from Steven. So this is a genuine message, but I didn't reply. So I guess I didn't get it.

I live in East Coast Canada born in 1959. We got Mr. Potato Head parts for Christmas. If you didn't have potatoes, we use turnips or carrots.

Not a fan of onions. Some reason root vegetables work best rather than tomatoes. That was September 2022.

Okay. Aid says hello, how are you doing family? So again, I didn't reply. So I don't know why if I even received it.

John says, okay, so I know I had more conversations with John. Wow. So this.

I'm going to post this picture as the profile picture of this podcast. Because this is something that, wow, this is something that Sebastian made a picture of me in Thailand. But it isn't me, but it's my picture.

It's my face on ahead. And it's a really weird face with blonde hair and stuff. So I'm gonna, what I'm gonna do is download it.

And I'm gonna use that as the picture. That's very funny. Wow.

And let's see it comes up. Okay, yeah, good. That is funny.

That's really weird. And if I just save the image, hopefully that will come up open file. Hopefully come up without Oh, no, still, it don't matter.

We'll work around it. Oh, dear. So that's a lot of messages, isn't it? A lot of messages.

There's still more but I think I need to wipe, wipe this up because it's getting getting to be a long recording. And no one wants it to be too long today. Come on.

I'm sure most people would be happy for it to be 10 minutes or 15 minutes, not two hours, two hours like forever, ever and ever and ever and ever. And just see if I've got any more. And you too.

You're welcome. Thank you. There, there, there.

Blinding. Oh, this is weird. This is just weird.

There's this is when I was in Thailand there's a picture of me no I just got a picture of me with Logie from I don't know where it was from ages ago save image use that on another thing so basically Diana says just listen to your Let Me Bore You To Sleep my favorite podcast is the whisper sleep absolutely love listening to you totally 100% love what you do everyone needing to be bored to sleep and you do it so well thank you Alex says just wanted to say to my

just wanted to say hi just what my eyes are going now I've been reading too long hi Jason this is from Alex hi Jason just wanted to say my daughter introduced me to your Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast a few weeks back and I really appreciate what you do we have had things have been difficult but putting the earphones on and listening to your soporific voice helps so much she and I live some emotional nights and we miss you when you were in Thailand but hope you had a

well-deserved break so really thank you see I didn't reply to that I don't think Alex if you're listening to this now I don't think I replied and it wasn't because I was being rude I didn't know there was a message fake book did not tell me now anyone that knows me realizes what I have to do now is Google what soporific means because I don't know soporific the English language is chock full of unique soporific what what does soporific mean in the English language learners definition of soporific form causing a

person to become tired and ready to fall asleep see okay cool that's good I thought it was like a really horrible but that's cool one message one message one message uh-uh uh-uh uh-uh uh-uh so oh no that was the worst one for ages oh I'm sure he's backed up he's closer to me than he was before he was further away before I know that's the same way of saying he's closer than he is than he was before it's the same sentence but you know I mean how has he managed to

move without moving very strange maybe the buildings are a slant maybe it was built on a hill so that's it that is it I'm now going bed I'm not I have to do this first I have to edit and upload and all that stuff before I go to bed and it's now 11 minutes past 10 in the evening now realistically perhaps I just need to go to bed and do the editing in the morning but I don't know I don't know because I am tired but then I've been talking for

nearly two hours which I don't normally do I don't normally talk for two hours it's quite a long time isn't it really don't you think quite a long time to be talking for two hours I mean it's just a long time it's a bit unnecessary really isn't it it's a little bit self-indulgent maybe we're never going to get this time back it's just no fair right I'm going to go and I don't know if I told you this it's just something funny I don't know if it happened today or yesterday

I lose track of days but what was oh yeah I called Logie over right Vinnie was eating on the bone Logie walked over to me to just stood next to the chair normally jumps up but he didn't and I said come on jump up Vinnie hearing that lets go of his bone and jumps onto me and onto that other chair because he wants to get there before Logie does.

Logie turns around and starts eating the bone so he gets his bone back by being very crafty that's really clever and you know I know he ran out of water I think it was before he even lived here Logie ran out of water and he just walked up to me he had the water bowl in his mouth and he just dropped it at my feet he tried all the hints like look and point into it in the end it just like I'm sure if it had been another half an hour he would have gone into

the sink into the bathroom and just filled it himself so I'm going to go remember to be kind to yourself be gentle with yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love bye