#1006 What to do next Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) (19th May 2023)

Hello, hello everybody. Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name's Jason Newland.

Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. My website's jasonnewland.com. And yeah, that's it really. I'm sitting here at the desk with my squeaky chair.

Vinnie is chewing on a bone, not his bone, but a bone. And trying to get him to stop chewing on his bone. And yeah, he's, uh, what time is it? It is 10.58 in the morning.

So I'm just having a look on YouTube. Got a message, a comment on YouTube from Julia. Julia Cass 101.

Brilliant video. I always said you are one of the best. So don't disappear again.

Because many of us out there really like and appreciate everything you do. Thank you, Julia. That's very kind.

That's on YouTube. I like getting nice messages. Call me old fashioned.

Call me needy. That's probably more of a correct term. But yeah, I do.

I like getting, uh, I do. I do like getting messages. Now, the last few days, I've been a little bit a little bit a little bit, uh, kind of feeling the need to make changes, but not really knowing what changes to make.

Kind of stuck in between wanting to expand everything. You know, podcast wise, but also realizing that it just costs, it costs money to do so. You know, having a different website for each podcast and having the podcast broken up so that I can actually, you can listen to the old stuff and find the things easier.

Just, yeah, you know, I mean, but at the same time, I need to reduce the outgoings. I need to try and make it as just as less going out as possible so that I can just continue with this stuff because it's it's quite expensive to run. But I don't know, just trying to figure it out.

I started 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 new podcasts. They're not being launched or anything, but they're just, I was going to do the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast and break them up into years to start with. So you can listen to all of the 2018 podcasts, which there are 70 episodes.

2019 so far is 81 that I've uploaded. So I've downloaded them from the actual Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. And then uploaded them, stored them on my hard drive, and then uploaded them onto the other podcast.

Now, I've been deleting those episodes from the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. And part of the reason is because no one's listening to them because they're lost. They're so far away.

So in most podcasts, providers, you know, the apps and stuff, maybe play, they only provide the last 250 episodes, which is quite a lot. But I've got, including the ones with music, you know, music versions, five hours, 10 hours, on the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, there's currently 1857 episodes. You know, it's quite a lot.

On the, blimey, hypnosis, stress and anxiety, 4407 episodes. On relaxation, hypnosis, there's 5009 episodes. Wow.

So, you know, you know, I mean, it's quite a few. Hypnosis for sleeping deeply 5,314 episodes. So trying to kind of, I don't even know if anyone would want to listen to the earlier stuff.

But it seems a shame that if those who would like to are unable to because they're hidden. It just seems a bit of a shame to have hundreds and hundreds of recordings that no one ever has access to. And it's not just the Let Me Bore You To Sleep either.

It's the Deep Sleep Whisper ones. I mean, I've got how many of them is probably a couple of hundred to 300 of those that aren't available for people to listen to. There's 1529 episodes.

So if only the last 250 are on there. You know, you know. So yeah, I don't know.

I'm kind of not sure kind of what to do with this. Trying to figure it out. But at the same time, I don't want to delete stuff.

Did I say only listen when you can safely close your eyes? Because this is really boring, isn't it? Wow. Boring beyond boringness, I think is the correct term analogy. Here's a question.

Why do people write differently to the way they speak? Now, I'm not talking about accents. So let's say someone from up north of this country wouldn't write down going down at road or down to shops or maybe people in Suffolk. I'm going down town.

Or people from London. I'm going back to my house. You know, maybe don't pronounce it, don't write it phonetically, because English isn't phonetic, is it? But I was reading something about comedians.

And I guess to be honest, I'll tell you what it was. I was searching for myself to see if anybody remembers me from the 90s. No one does.

I'm completely forgotten. There's not one thing about me. Not that there should be, but I just, I thought maybe one person might have like, Oh, do you remember that weird comic, Jason, who used to say horrible things.

But no, nothing. And then I came across some other comedians. And there's always the sentence was, or he did well.

Because he played an because he was an Jewish man portraying an American Italian. And did quite well, but he was an or he was an welder or he was an a welder. This I realized that's the correct way to write, but we don't speak like that.

And that's the correct way to speak as well, isn't it? He is an but no one does. I don't know anyone that does. And if someone did, it'd be weird.

So why don't we just write how we speak? I mean, now not you can't can't go back and change the books from the past, although I know some people are trying to do that these days. But I just no one says, Oh, he's an and what is it? He is an hospitable. No despicable person is a despicable person.

He is an this. Yeah. Anyway, it's not really a B in my bonnet because I don't care that much about it.

But I do wonder, I know that some people are really like uptight about that stuff. It must be spelled correctly. So I don't I'm not that worried.

It's just something I noticed yesterday. Came into my mind for some reason. I don't know why.

I don't know why it did. So yeah, I'm just just like, well, what should I do? Should I do the website? Do I even need a website? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe I'll just leave the old stuff in the past. Just leave it.

Let it go. Let people just listen to new stuff. I mean, if this was a radio show, like a phone in or whatever, the the old shows would just be forgotten, wouldn't it? Although I know some radio shows do have podcasts now so you can listen back, maybe to the last couple of years.

But you know, you wouldn't see someone with a 30 year career as a as a radio host with 30 years worth of their recordings of their shows to listen to. But you're not a DJ, you're not a radio show host, are you Jason? No, I'm not. You're right.

I'd like to think that some of the stuff I do is a bit more. Well, useful as in re-listening to. Because that's what I mean by useful, because I do.

I think radio hosts. Well, I don't know about now, but in the past, at least, were very important to people's lives, especially maybe people that live on their own, to have a sense of a friend talking to them, to listen to that person's voice, the same person every day or every weekday or whatever, or every Saturday, whatever it is. It's just that continuity, to feel that they know the person, especially if it's...

Yeah, if the person's been hosting a radio show for many years, then they will talk about their life, won't they? Probably, I imagine.

And we get to feel that we know the person. And it can make a big difference. I remember when I was in Thailand, and I was clearly in a very different place with few people.

Well, at the time, I didn't know anyone that was English. And to be able to turn the radio on and listen to LBC radio, and the time I got up, Steve Allen, he doesn't do radio anymore, but oops, just banged the table. And to hear his voice, a familiar, friendly voice was actually really good, helpful.

So as I'm sitting out on the veranda, having my breakfast, a cup of coffee, I was like, oh, just hearing him on my phone, just rabbiting on, it was nice. It was comforting. Just a little bit of back home with me, as it were, you know, just a little bit of continuity, I guess, use that word twice in 30 years.

It's not bad, is it? And then I think, hmm, am I a little bit like that? Maybe I offer that a little bit, a little like little slice of that pie. That's a bit of a, not phlegmy, a bit of a salivary slice there, wasn't it? A nice little ice of that pie. Let's spray everyone.

And yeah, I don't know, maybe I'm a little bit, I offer that a little bit, but then I don't make these recordings every day. I do sometimes, sometimes I do them every, you know, I'll go a month, even more than a month, where I do one every single day. And then I might go a couple of weeks or a few days without doing anything.

So it's, I don't know, it's kind of weird. I suppose I'm not, this part of me would like to focus on just one thing, maybe just these podcasts, just Let Me Bore You To Sleep. And maybe just forget about the other stuff, forget about the hypnosis, recordings, YouTube, and just, just do this.

Because, you know, when I'm having fun, this is the most fun I have. When it's, you know, when I'm having a laugh or it's, you know, it's when I can kind of express myself or be a little bit filly. This is potentially the, the podcast that I, I enjoy doing.

And even when I'm not necessarily in the mood, I can sometimes still do these ones. And with the hypnosis stuff, I need to be in a certain frame of my mind, I do need it to be quiet. I can't do hypnosis recording with that little monkey behind me chewing away on a bone, or people knocking on the door.

And, you know, there's, there's a certain amount of background sound I can allow with this podcast. I try and make it as quiet as possible. I mean, if a jumbo jet was landing in the garden, then I might, you know, close the window or something.

But generally, I think my podcasts are fairly quiet, background wise. And I've worked to try and get the decent enough equipment so that the quality of sound has improved tremendously from how it used to be. I suppose salivary.

You know what, though, having saliva in your mouth is a sign of calmness. It helps relax your body and your mind if you get a bit of saliva in your mouth. I'm not talking about walking around with a big, big pool just swirling around.

So every time you open your mouth, it just dribbles out. I'm not, I'm not talking about that kind of amount of saliva. But apparently, if I remember rightly, it's, it does, it's almost tense or stress as one sign is when the mouth goes dry.

So by keeping your mouth moist, it can help to reduce anxiety and tension and stuff. So it's the chemicals in the saliva, whatever, that affect the brain. I'm making this bit up, but this is what I read anyway.

So I read many, many years ago, over 20 years ago. I didn't, I didn't like research it. I didn't, didn't contact all the universities, say, excuse me, sorry to bother you, but I don't suppose you've, you've got any information about saliva.

Have you? Any of your professors done any dissertations or written any articles, PhD thesis, thesis on saliva? I think you think, I think you find it's pronounced thesis, not feces. Two different things. Don't understand.

What do you mean? Well, one, I'm not even going to, stop phoning me anyway. We're a chip shop. So why are you calling anyway? So yeah, I, I remember years ago, I was trying to chat up this lady and she was sitting down in a restaurant.

I was working there by the way. I wasn't just walking randomly around restaurants. I wasn't trying to chat her up.

I was talking to her and cause she asked me a question. So I didn't like just randomly walk up to her and Hey, I bought some new shoes last year. See these socks.

I got them for Christmas from my grand, you know, I wasn't doing any more really good shop lines with her, but she asked me a question. So I, cause she was sitting down. I didn't kneel down, but I did crouch down.

And as I was talking to her, my chewing gum fell on the floor. It literally jumped out of my mouth. Now I'm glad it landed on the floor rather than on her lap, but she saw it.

I mean, it was hard not to see. And I must've spent the rest of the night just hiding. It was, I just, I did find it embarrassing.

I really, really did. It's, I guess it's like turning up to a nudist beach. I don't know, dressed a spider man or something.

It's just, Oh, how do I not leave this one down in my, or just as a Henry the eighth. I don't reckon he was overweight. He just had a lot of clothes on didn't he? Do you reckon he slept in all those clothes? I'm not quite sure how the monarchy became where it is because we're not actually descended from Henry the eighth.

Is Prince, is King Charles, Charles related to Henry eighth? Cause he isn't, is he? Let's have a look. Let's Google this one. Let's Google it.

While there is no direct line between the two, the modern royals have a distant connection to the two doors. They owed their existence to Queen Margaret of Scotland, grandmother of Mary Queen of Scots and King Henry V111's sister. So yeah, there's, there's literally no connection really.

Not, not bloodline. It's weird, isn't it? You'd think that for a royal family to continue, it would have to be some kind of blood relation. Maybe, I don't know.

I'm not sure. So yeah, I was thinking about what to do with her to, I might just get rid of the website. Do I need a website? But then what about the old recordings? Do, should I just ignore them? Just forget about them? Because what I found, what I find is when I start getting into that stuff, start to make changes and build things and whatever, it really takes up my time.

And I will spend hours and hours upon hours and hours and hours copying, deleting, posting, uploading, downloading, whatever the process is. But is it just pointless? I mean, is there, I mean, I don't know. Is there any point to it? Which is just the same thing as saying, is it pointless? I don't know why I repeated it.

But I'm just not sure. What do you think? Any idea? Any idea? It does seem a little bit of a shame to have all those recordings just disappear. To me, just, it just does a little bit, especially some of the recordings I've been told are pretty good.

I mean, I'm sure there's some real duds. This is possibly one of them, but there's some real stinkers like, whoa, whoa, what was that? But then there might be nice smelling ones like little Robin farts, just like, that was nice. So you don't know, do you? I don't mean Robin from Robin Hood or Batman and Robin or, or, or, what other famous Robins are there? Apart from Robin Redtip.

I don't know if Robins, Robin Hood, Robin, Batman and Robin. Robin Hood. Because he was a robber.

Is that why they called him Robin Hood? Because he was a robber. I thought it was Robin, R-O-B-I-N, not Robin Hood, as in R-O-B-B-I-N-G, H-O-O-D. He's a robber, wasn't he? Robin Hood.

I wonder, what was his real name? Because they spelt it wrong, didn't they? Robin Hood is a legendary heroic outlaw, originally depicted in English folklore and subsequently featured in literature and film. According to legend, he was a highly skilled archer and swordsman. In some versions of the legend, he is depicted as being of noble birth and in modern retellings, he is sometimes depicted as having fought in the Crusades before returning to England to find his lands taken by the Sheriff.

Okay, in the oldest known version, this is from Wikipedia, by the way, in the oldest known versions, he is instead a member of the Yeoman class, traditionally depicted, dressed, they like the word depicted, don't they, in this, dressed in Lincoln green. He is said to have robbed from the rich and given to the poo, oh no, the poor. I thought the green was so that he could, it was like camouflage, because it was around trees.

I know trees are brown, but the leaves of the trees. Ah, through retellings, additions and variations, a body of familiar characters associated with Robin Hood has been created. These include his lover, the Sheriff of Nottingham, the Merrymen and Maid Marian, his band of outlaws.

The Sheriff often depicted as assisting Prince John in usurping the rightful but absent King Richard. Usurping, what does that mean? Usurping, let's have a look, look up, usurping. Seize, take a position of power or importance, illegally or by force.

Okay. And to whom, I might as well check some of the other things. So, depicted, let's have a look what it says, look up, depicted.

Presented by a drawing, painting or other art form. Portray, describe. Okay.

What's a yeoman? No, can't do that because it's a link. Look up, nope. Retellings, okay, I won't do everything.

The Sheriff is often depicted, oh, here we go. His partisanship, what's a partisanship? A partisan is a committed member of a political party. In multi-party systems, the term is used for persons who strongly support their party's policies and are reluctant to compromise with political opponents.

So, partisan, committed member of a political ideology, party or faction. Okay. So, this is, he became a popular folk figure in the late middle ages.

Folk figure, folk, that's a music, wasn't it? Look up, folk, music, people, relatives, people in general. Folk figure, if we look that up, look up, folk figure. Wow, a folk hero or national hero is a type of hero, real or fictional.

The origins of the legend, as well as the historic context, have been debated for centuries. There are numerous references to historical figures with similar names that have been proposed as possible evidence of his existence, some dating back to the late 13th century. At least eight plausible origins to this story have been mooted by historians and folk lorists.

Mooted, that's a weird word, isn't it? Mooted, debatable, subject to debate, dispute or uncertainty, having little or no practical relevance, typically because of the subject. So, basically, it's just bull, I think that's what they're saying, made up. The first clear, oh, so there was stories, songs about Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the West, Robin Hood, Robin Hood.

Let's see if it's on there, is it? Let's see if it, has it got, oh, verses, version one. Holy Church visits Will and explains the Tower of Truth and discusses truth more generally, or sees Lady Mead finds out about her plan of marriage to false, Lady Mead travels to the Royal, no, that's not the one, is it? Oh, okay, version six, Will sleeps, nope. Robin Hood song, Robin Hood song, there was a Robin Hood song, there was, I'm sure there was, Robin Hood song, Robin, Robin Hood, why does it say Robin song?

No, I said Robin Hood, Robin Hood song, sometimes the internet just does its own thing, doesn't it? Oh, Robin Hood lyrics, okay, here we go, I've got it, I found it, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the Glen, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men, feared by the bad, loved by the good, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, he called the greatest artists to a tavern on the green, they vowed to help the people of the King, they handled all the trouble on the English country scene, and still found plenty of time to sing, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the Glen, Robin Hood, Robin Hood,

with his band of men, feared by the bad, loved by the good, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, he came to show it for us with a feather in his cap, a fighter never looked for a fight, his arrow was already ready and he kept his arrows sharp, he used them to fight him, fought was right, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the Glen, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men, feared by the bad, loved by the good, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, oh there's more, with Friar Tuck,

a little John they had a roguish look, they did the deeds that others wouldn't dare, recaptured all the money that the evil Sheriff took, and rescued many a lady fair, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the Glen, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men, feared by the bad, loved by the good, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, wow wasn't that joyful, so and pointless, so I don't know what our early balance, we had a very different language back then didn't we, very very different language, very much so,

oh here we go, early days, gains and fares, is it true then, there's no way of knowing if it's actually true, I don't know, it might not be, since the 1980s it has become commonplace to include a Saracen among the Merry Men, a trend that began with the character Nasser in the 1984 ITV show Robin and Sherwood, later versions of the story have followed Suit or Sweet, a version of Nasser appears in 1991, I wonder why, I don't, don't know, France between 1963 and 1966, French television broadcast a medieval series entitled Theory L'affront,

Theory the Sling as it's pronounced, this successful series which was also showed in Canada, Poland, I don't know if there was a Canada in Poland, Australia and the Netherlands, transposed the English Robin Hood narrated into late medieval France during the Hundred Years War, I wonder about how long did that last, the original ballads and plays included the early medieval poems and the latter broadside ballads and garlands have been edited and translated for the very first time in French, oh this is boring, the historicity of Robin Hood has been debated for centuries,

historicity, is the historical actuality of persons and events, okay basically if it's true or not, blimey, it's been debated about Robin Hood for centuries, it says here a difficulty with any such historical research is that Robert was a very common given name in medieval England, oh excuse me, a bit of gas, that's nice, and Robert, it's nice to cover my mouth for once, and Robin or Robine was its very common and diminutive, diminutive, what's that mean, a diminutive is a word obtained by modifying a root word to convey a slightly,

a slighter degree of its root meaning, just like Andrew, Andy I guess, the surname Hood by any spelling was also fairly common because it referred either to a hooder who was a maker of hoods or alternatively somebody who wore a hood as a head covering, but how would they know that when he was a baby, if everyone just had a surname named after what they did when they were born, then everyone would just be called Poo a lot wouldn't they, Jason Poo a lot, Bobby Poo's a lot, Robin Cries a lot,

I mean that's what babies do isn't it, Stephen Sleeps a lot, you know it's just like sleeping, crying, pooing, that's kind of, that's a baby's job, that's their job description, I still remember when my little brother he wee'd into his own face, he was lying down and I think he was having his nappy changed and he was giggling and everything and he started weeing and it literally did hit him and it's in his face, it was funny, it's very funny, yep I think that happened, yeah it did, it did happen yeah,

well even if it didn't I do mention that to him fairly often, the oldest references to Robin Hood are not historical records or even ballads, ballads rather, recounting his exploits but hints and allusions found in various works, from 1261 onwards the names Robin Hood, Robin Hood or Robin Hod, it just seems with the names Robin, like robbing people, there's clearly it's a made-up person, well to me it seems like it's a made-up person who's a play on words, he's a robber, he does robbing so let's call him Robin, Robin's Nest,

there was a TV show called Robin's Nest in the UK in the 70s, it's very popular, he used to be in Man About the House and then there was basically a sitcom called Man About, Man About the House and there was George and Mildred who were the landlady and landlord who lived upstairs, no they lived downstairs and then upstairs there was the man about the house, Robin, and there was two females that lived there with him and he was a chef or training to be a chef or something like that,

and that was the sitcom, it was like basically there's a few other characters in that but it was about the relationship and stuff and George and Mildred, they'd be in it as well, they weren't the stars but they kind of became very popular and then George and Mildred got their own sitcom called, I couldn't think of a title for it so they called it George and Mildred, well actually they could think of a title for it obviously because they called it George and Mildred but they might have struggled,

and then Robin left Man About the House and he had his own TV show called Robin's Nest which was, I think it was the title of his restaurant, it was the name of his restaurant and he worked there and if he lived upstairs with his wife or girlfriend and yeah, he was very popular back then and it's weird because this is a very English TV show, you may never have heard of it, Robin's Nest, and this was the 70s so I don't know how many of these TV shows move into other countries,

people get to see them, but it was 1977 to 1981 and so basically it's a British sitcom aired from 77 to March 81, Richard O'Sullivan is the actor reprising the role of Robin Tripp, one of the lead characters in the sitcom Man About the House, which ended 7th of April 76 and so it went on from 1973 to 76, so 73, so he had about eight years of like constant television, as well as playing a couple in Robin's Nest, O'Sullivan and Wyatt were a couple in real life at the time having one son,

Jamie O'Sullivan, ah Tessie Wyatt, that's interesting, so he's with her, I didn't realise they were together, I didn't, honestly Tessa Wyatt, she's 75 now, she married Tony Blackburn in 1972, wow, um Creatives and Writers Challenge on Mortimer, okay I'm just having a quick look through this, so 1977, so I remember watching this, I probably watched it in the early 80s to be fair, maybe the late, the late 70s, but going back I probably wouldn't have done, but Man About the House, let me tell you about Man About the House, shall I,

let me tell you about this, and I've already told you about it, so it's got Paula Wilcox, Sarah Tomsett, Eufa Joyce and Brian Murphy, so Brian Murphy is 90 years old now, and he was George, and Eufa Joyce was Mildred, started 73 until 76, wow, so it had 30, 39 episodes in six series, plus a Christmas Day special in 73, oh, and there was a film, it was mainly the, and George and Mildred made a film as well, separate, so George and Mildred and Robin's Nest went on to do their own thing,

George and Mildred, how long was that going for, it first stayed between 76 and 79, oh, and then Eufa Joyce, who was Mildred, passed away suddenly, so the six series didn't, didn't come across, they were just about to film the six series, so I didn't realise it was, I thought it was in the 80s that it was still going, so it ended in 1979, see Roper, George Roper was one of my role models in life, it just, I think he's such a funny character,

and I really just genuinely think that they should have continued his character afterwards in a different format, you know, just like what does he do next, because he was pretty useless as a, you know, as a person in the TV show, I mean he wasn't very, his wife Mildred was the boss really, and she did kind of everything, and it would have just been interesting I think to see how he got on, maybe if the couple next door adopted him, you know, kind of looked after him and, yeah,

because he played an old man, not old man, but he played a middle-aged man in the 80s, or in the 70s, which was 40, so let's say it finished in 1979, so 80, so that's 43 years ago, and he's 90, so 43, 53, 63, 73, 83, but blimey, he was in his 40s, he was in his 40s then, no, that's ridiculous, isn't it, that's absolutely ridiculous, Brian Murphy, born in 1932, so nice, 32, 42, 52, 62, 72, so he was literally 41 years old when he started playing George Roper in Manor About the House,

which is about the age that he was playing in the show, blimey, I just thought he just looked older than he did, a bit like Rising Damp, that's another TV show from the 70s, Rising Damp, British sitcom, so there was a lady in there, Frances De La Tour, she's 78 years old, so she was born 1944, and 1944, Rising Damp started, why is it not 1974, so she was 30, but she always seemed to play more like someone in her 50s back then, see they, not frumped her, that's not the right word,

but they, she always seemed older, she was still a young woman in that, but Leonard Rossity, Rossiter rather, he was born in 26, so he was nearly 50, he was 48 when he started that character, and yeah, so it's 48, 52 when he left the Rising Damp, so he was kind of playing the right age in a sense, I don't know, it's not really that relevant to anyone in the world is it, I remember Leonard Rossiter, he played, there's two things you might know him from actually,

I don't know if these adverts were played in other countries, but there was, I think it was Cinzano, and it was on an airplane with Joan Collins, and he kept spilling the drink and stuff like that, I think it was Cinzano, and he also played, he did lots of things, but he was in a film called, it was something about farting, it is, I'm not even joking, it was Rising Damp, Tripper's Day, no play, it was a short film though, where is it, Silent Woman, no that wouldn't be it,

we're talking like late 70s probably, Voyage of the Damned, no, Machine Gunner, that might be it, no, that was too early, I wouldn't have known about that, no, that's strange, he was actually, he played a character that kept farting, but it was kind of his, that's what he was, he was like a performer that could fart, Voice work, Cinzano, oh, Cinzano, did I say Cinzano, those are the adverts, 10 of those, between 78 and 83, and he spills a drink over Joan Collins, and why can't I find,

I want to find this out, this is going to bug me now, for at least 30 seconds, so Leonard Rossiter, farting film, I'm sure I didn't make it up, ah, okay, yep, Lee Petermain, Petermain is a 1970 British short humans film, based on the life of Lee Petermain, fart at will, and his farting performances at the Broulon Rouge in Paris, drove his audience, drove his audience, wild or whatever, it's hysterics, played by Leonard Rossiter, 1979, I'm pretty sure I saw that at the cinema, at the same time as going to see Superman,

or maybe Spider-Man, it runs 33 minutes, it's a funny movie, it's a funny film, but it's almost, what's it called, Lee Petermain, I guess that must mean fart in German or something, Lee Petermain, 1979, oh, it is there, yeah, cool, Lee Petermain, short film, I just thought it would be called Farty Pants or something, I don't know, the man who farts, and I guess I'm just not creative enough to come up with something new, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain, Lee Petermain,

must be fart, or gas or something, in Sweden, I don't know, oh well, so yeah, it's just, the it's friday the 19th of may 2023 and after making this recording i'm thinking would anyone really want to listen to older recordings when they've got such gold here or in three years time would anyone really want to listen to this again i don't know it's it's all guesswork generally isn't it it's all guesswork where where where so anyway thank you thank you very much thank you very much for listening everybody remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy and be be gentle with yourself lots of love bye