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Hello and welcome to let me bore you to sleep. Minding, whenever I say that I always want to say Michael Caine. It's weird isn't it? My name is Jason Newland.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. So only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
What else? That's it really. I don't think I have any messages to read out. Nope, no messages.
So my message is nowt to sprout. Today, whoops, that's a very echoey thing that happened then. Just banged the desk.
The desk was banged. Blimey, wow. Okay, so I'm going to do, I've been, today I've been producing quite a few videos.
It's, you know, for YouTube rather, you know, out of sort of podcasts, converted them to audio video and all that stuff that goes with it. I've made about five or six, maybe more today. So it's good.
That's good. Yes, it's fairly time consuming, but I've now got at least one new video being released all the way up to the 17th of February. I've just downloaded one that I've done for the 18th of February.
So it's the 7th today. So I'm 11 days ahead, which is good. And doing the Let Me Boy To Sleep, making those into videos a little bit harder because they're so long.
And the stuff that I use doesn't always work. The process I use doesn't always work with longer videos. It's better more for like 20 minute videos.
Although, although, although, although, I'm thinking about uploading, not now, but sort of in the future, in the next couple of months, starting to upload the 10 hour videos or the 10 hour podcasts into videos. I'm just, I don't know. Because those seem to be quite popular on YouTube, the like the long videos for sleeping and stuff like that.
And the 10 hour ones are generally the most popular ones that I do as well. So yeah, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.
I don't know, I might, I might not. We'll just have to see. We'll have to wait and see.
So so far, I'm now up to 862. I know it's such a small amount, but 862 subscribers. And I can't say about laughing, but the thing is, it's still kind of exciting.
I don't know how to explain it really. But you know, the last 28 days, I started off 830. So at 32 subscribers in the last 860 to 860.
Yeah. So in the last 28 days, I've had 32 subscribers. And I know 32 is not a lot.
But there's something quite exciting about watching something grow, watching a YouTube channel grow. And even though it's slow, and it's nothing compared to how I used to have on my on my like original YouTube channel. It's still I don't know, it just it's just interests me.
And, you know, subscribers going up all the time. And so I'm quite pleased. You know, sometimes I try to say this about laughing, but it's hard.
Because it is kind of funny that I get excited over such a small thing. But for me, it's not really a small thing. I don't know, it's just I put quite a bit of work into it.
So my YouTube channels had 200 and 2676 views in the last 28 days, and 371 hours watched 34 new subscribers. Oh, it's 34 not 32. Okay, fair enough.
So it's kind of not all the subscribers show up. Because people subscribe and private or whatever, I don't know. But I don't know what the view gender 41 41.3% male 58.7% female.
And, and it's pretty much 5050 with the watch time. So the watch time 49.5% for males 50.5% for females. So there's more females watch my YouTube videos than men, the males.
Subscription status, not subscribed. So yeah, 782 views have been from people that have not subs that have subscribed 1894 being people that haven't. So 70% of the views I get from people that have not subscribed.
Ah, okay. But watch time. This is interesting.
51.8% is not subscribed, but 48.2% is subscribed. So people, the subscribe people are coming back. I don't know why.
But they're returning. They're returning. So here's here's the age was I'm giving you stats from a different platform.
So that's got to be more interesting than it's not interesting is it to anyone, but to me, it's interesting to me. So here's the age group, the viewer age. 13 to 17 year olds, nothing, no one watches me.
18 to 24 year old according to this, no one listens. No one watches my videos. 25 to 34.
20.5% of my video views have been beat from people 25 to 34. 41.8% of the views have been from 35 to 44 year olds. No one between 45 and 54 listen or watch, which I've got no idea.
How do they know this? Because I don't recollect ever given my age when I subscribe to YouTube. And you can kind of like it as well. So who knows? Not that I would ever lie about my age because I don't see the point.
But what's the point? Imagine being on a dating app and saying yeah, I'm 25. And you meet me. Yeah, 25 stone maybe but 25.
It's like, yeah, 25. I'm not perhaps could get away with being in my 40s but some 52 so I don't know. Maybe I look older.
Doesn't really affect me. I don't have to look at myself. 55 to 64 years old.
I've got 19.7% of my view viewers and 18% is 65 plus years. So I'm thinking I reckon I probably I'm guessing a lot of the other YouTube channels like the popular ones, they cater for a younger audience, maybe teens, early 20s. The people that from according to YouTube are not watching mine, like early 20s before up to 24 years old.
So I mean, it's still 25 still early 20s, isn't it? I think 34 still early 20s. That's because I'm a bit bit dumb really. And I suppose dates.
Dates. 10th, 11th, 12th, 31st, January. Yeah, okay.
So it's going up. It's going up. Viewer age, viewer gender, cities, total.
It says cities, view by cities. But it's not showing what what cities. That doesn't make sense.
View by cities. More metrics. Overview, reach, impressions, subscriber.
Where's the cities then? It's not giving me anything. It's just saying 2676 views. Yeah, that's weird.
159. Okay. So that's, that's not making sense to me.
So the top videos for the last 28 days is the first one is try and stay awake hypnosis challenge. So that's the first one. 16 hours been watched of that one.
And your thoughts don't control you. That's number two. You cannot be serious is number three.
A positive future. Number four. These are relaxing sleep hypnosis daily ones, I think.
Hair, invisible body. That's relaxing sleep hypnosis daily. Hair, sleepy boring objects.
ASMR eyelids heavy, deep sleep whisper. Sleep is natural, blah, blah, blah. So yeah, there's a few.
Wow. There's 50 results. Please use exports if you're up to 500 results.
No, I don't want to. You can't make me. Watch time.
1116 hours. Okay. Apparently, I've had 2676 views, but impressions which would be I guess, coming up on people's searches and just coming up.
I've had 999,466. Which is quite a lot, isn't it? Considering the small amount of views I've had. So I'm being seen, you know, people aren't clicking, obviously.
Impression click through rate 2.1%. So only 2.1% are seeing the thumbnail of the video and actually clicking on it. But the highest percent rate is try and stay awake hypnosis challenge 7.4%. Click, which is pretty good, isn't it? I think. I mean, I don't know.
I'm guessing that to have a 7.4. I'm just repeating it. Isn't that quite a good click through rate? I don't know what it what a good, good click through rate is. I don't know.
The thing is, the thing is, what I'm a little bit concerned about. And when I say concerned, I'm not like, but just more. Hmm, you know, a bit.
Hmm. That's kind of where I am with that. But I'm thinking that maybe I would be better off making videos of me talking into the camera.
Because that video, my most popular video out of all the ones I've ever done over decades, you know, since 2007. The most popular video has been that one, the one where I'm sitting in front of the camera, talking. Now I did all my videos are pretty much me sitting in front of the camera.
But even now, with all the new ones I'm doing with all the, with the special effects and the visuals and all that stuff, the old one from 2011 is still getting more views than any of the other stuff. Not put together, but individually. So I'm thinking, the problem is, I would think that that would put people off.
Like seeing me would be a bit of a, who's this old man? He's old man. What's he doing? What's he talking about? I thought it might just be. I don't know.
I think because for me, it's about the voice. I don't mean the voice, the voice, but the words and no distractions, just my voice. And the words that I say when I do the hypnosis stuff or do this, not being distracted by my model looks, by my funny face, or my stomach's gurgling.
It means I need to eat. But I'm not going to yet, because it's not time to eat. It's not.
No, it's not. When I've done this, I'll have something to eat. And I'm thinking, I'll do this by nine.
And then I'll have something to eat. Yeah, I'll have something to eat. And then maybe I'll watch a movie till half 10.
And then I'll, because I can still, I'll make sure everything's uploaded. So I'll have to make images for the podcasts. So I've got three, I've made three podcasts today.
I've made a deep sleep whisper one, I've done a relaxation, the relax and sleep hypnosis daily. And now I'm doing this, let me boy to sleep. So that's three podcasts.
And I'm in the process of uploading them. So I've edited two of them. They're in the process of being uploaded as part of processing thing.
And then I need to make images for each of the podcasts. And each podcast has four different images, one, you know, for the different lengths of the podcast. But then I'll have to edit this one, then upload it and all that stuff.
So I can do that. The uploading can be done while I'm watching the movie. And ideally, ideally, I will upload the first podcast at 11.
That's kind of the plan. So the first one at 11. So in each, there's four hours, so 11, 12, one, two.
So that's the first podcast. So the one without music, one with music, five hours and 10 hours. And then and then the next one, so that'll be 11, 12, basically, for a 12 hours worth of 12 different hours of podcasts, like released every hour for 12 hours.
So 11 o'clock, 12, one, two, then three, four, five, six, then seven, eight, nine, 10. Yeah. So that's that's the 12 hours.
And that was a real pointless description, wasn't it? I mean, yeah, we understood when you said 12 hours. And when you said you had three podcasts, we understood that we didn't need you to describe in detail each podcast and then then. So we heard was near near near near near near near near starts near near near near near near near Vinnie near near near near near near near near YouTube.
Yeah, no, no, no, no. Okay, fair enough. I have to be rude to me.
Blimey. Do my best. I mean, you know, not perfect, but but not perfect.
I look geography, geography. So percentage wise, United States 42.8%. Always was the biggest country. Watching my videos on YouTube, always was.
And it is on the podcast as well. United Kingdom 5.3%, which is tiny, isn't it? Considering this is my domain, this is my where I live. Canada 1.4%. Australia 1.2%. And Germany, and basically it's just Sebastian.
Uncle Hubert, his YouTube channel is Sebastian 4%, 0.4%. So he watches my videos and he leaves comments. Very, very rude comments. So 42, isn't that weird though, because 42, that doesn't even add up to 100.
Why is that? Unless it's missing some stuff out. View by... No, it's not. So where does the rest come from then? I guess it's just other countries, isn't it? Other countries.
United States, I was not saying where. Okay, so United States is the main place where the people are watching my videos on YouTube and also listening to my podcasts. Traffic source.
Oh, okay, let's have a look. 39.2% is from the browse feature. So people, I guess just browse and come across me by accident, maybe.
And YouTube searches, 17.5% of people that are searching, but not necessarily for me, they might not put my name in. They might be searching for, I don't know, sleep insomnia, hypnosis or something. Or my videos come up.
They might search for me directly. I don't know. If you put my name in YouTube, quite often it gives you a choice of sleep hypnosis next to it.
So, but that might have been from the past or maybe the present. I'm not sure. Channel pages, 16.5%. Okay, suggested videos, 14.2%. Blimey.
So the videos are being suggested by YouTube. That's not bad, is it? Playlists, 4.9%. Playlist page, 3.4%. Other YouTube features, I don't know what that means. 1.5%. Blah, blah, blah.
And subscription stays. Okay, it's done. More.
What more is it? YouTube product device type. We already know the device type, don't we? Before even looking at it, we already know the device type. It's a phone.
And generally, iOS, which is the iPhone. Let me have a look. Okay, it's not saying what type, but it's a mobile phone, 76.5%. Computer, 13.2%. Tablet, 6.4%. And TV, 3.9%. Oh, well, it's good that I'm still being watched on tablets and computers.
That's nice. And the TV. I'm kind of surprised that more people don't watch YouTube on television.
It's much better than watching it on a computer or on a phone. I mean, of course, you can't carry a television on a train or a bus. But it's you know, if you're at home, why look at a tiny little screen when you've got a big screen to look at, to look at, to look at it with.
So I watch YouTube on TV. I just find it's more enjoyable. Video translation use.
Original language. My people listen to mine in the original language is 91.6%. I really don't know what that means. Subtitles and CCC English.
To what? No subtitles. People who want English. What? Some people are actually putting English subtitles on my videos in order to understand what I'm saying.
10.4% of the people watching my YouTube videos have got English subtitles. They're adding English subtitles in order to understand what I'm saying. Do I? Do I fler that much? I thought I was fairly clear when I spoke.
I mean, that's unusual. Operating system, video info, language, info, language, that's English. Playback location.
YouTube watch page 85.4% browse features 14% enabled in external websites and apps 0.3%. That's it really. There's nothing else playlist. Okay, so I've got people listening to my playlists as well, which is good.
55% listen to the deep sleep whisper ones. 15% relax and sleep hypnosis 15% Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Popular uploads 5%.
Okay. Content type. What does that mean? Videos? What other content is available to be uploaded to YouTube? Subscription source.
Okay. YouTube watch page, YouTube, your YouTube channel. So YouTube watch page 61% are subscribed from there.
29% from YouTube channel. Other is 5.9%. And you even got stuff like closed accounts minus 2.9%. So people have opened and then closed their accounts. Subscribers lost.
So I've gained 34, no, subscribers gained 45 in the last 28 days. But I lost 11. So 45 gained 11 lost, which leaves 34.
I wonder why they left. YouTube watch page 9.1%. YouTube channel, I lost 27%. This is out of the 11.
So three people unsubscribed. Closed accounts. So that's one.
YouTube home, one. Subscriptions feed, two. Other, two, whatever that means.
Oh, come on, stop unsubscribing. What are you doing? Don't you understand how important it is to me? To me, it is. It's very important.
Tint. It's so important. You've no idea.
You really don't understand, do you? No, you don't. No, no, no, no, you don't. You don't understand.
Deep sleep whisper. So yeah, so that's it really. That's that's the whole of that information for you.
I hope you enjoyed hearing all about it. I know I thoroughly enjoyed myself telling you. It was an extraordinary experience for me personally.
I had this dream. I had this dream and the other day I was thinking about a dream I had. And it was a setting that I haven't been to for a while.
Do you know the dreams where you've, well, it might not be the same for everyone, but I have certain places that I visit, that I go back to. And I kind of get to know, I get to know some people there. Like I know people.
And this, you know, it's different. It's a little bit vague, some of it. But I visit and there's like this, there's this train station that I go to and it's a place and to be fair, might actually based in reality.
Because I've been to a lot of train stations, I've been stuck many times over the years in the middle of nowhere, not able to get home many times when I was younger. Not so much recent years, but in the past. I've been, I really have been stuck lots of times.
Missing the last train and stuff like that. Well. And what am I doing? What am I doing? If I only knew, if you knew, if you know what you're doing, baby, baby, baby, baby.
Sorry. I do apologize. I, I, I, I, I'm very, very sorry.
Very, very sorry. And I got, I was just thinking about this scenario the other day, a place that I've not been to lately. Like a dream, a place.
And I revisited it last night. So just thinking about it must have stimulated my, whatever that thing is in my head to, to go back and visit. And it was kind of strange because, and it was a dream between waking up at six.
So I woke up at about six o'clock. Went to the toilet, did a wee wee. And then I woke up again at 8.45. I decided, I just decided I ain't getting up early.
I'm going to be tired and what's no point in getting up, I don't have to get up at six. I was kind of awake, but I thought, I'll tell you the thing that stops me now. Before, pre-Vinnie, I'd wake up and I'd just get up.
But now the routine is I get up and I have to take him out for a walk. And I don't want to do that at four in the morning. I don't want to do it at six in the morning at the moment because it's dark outside.
I just don't want, it's just not a pleasant start to the day. So taking him out, once it's seven o'clock, it's light pretty much. It's a bit dull, but it's lightish, you know.
And that's okay and I can take him anywhere. But before that, it's too early. So waking up at six means I'm going out and I'm taking him for a walk.
I can't see where I'm taking him. I can't see what he's picking up because he likes to try and eat stuff off the pavement. Especially rubbish day when there's bags split and stuff.
The cats split the bin bags and then the dogs try and eat the food, I think is kind of how it works. I think they're in collusion with each other. Collusion or collision, one of them.
Anyway, I prefer to wake up, it's light outside and I can take him out for a walk. And I don't mind taking him out at night, it's late, it's fine. I ain't got an issue with that.
That's the end of the day. And if I don't fancy walking around, I might just go outside and just go to the nearest bit of grass and let him do his bits and whatever. Or I might take him into the garden with the lead on.
Which I was doing until last week, but he started barking in the garden. I don't know if he saw something in the grass. I don't know, a mouse or a cat or who knows.
His own reflection probably. Well, it wouldn't be his own reflection in the grass, would it? But it's just anything kind of stirs him. And it really echoed.
And this was about half 11 at night. And I thought, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I can't.
It's not fair on the neighbours for that to happen. And when we're outside, not in the garden, but when we're outside in the street, he doesn't really bark much. Occasionally he does, but it's rare.
Maybe 5% or less of the time he barks. I don't mean the whole time, but you know, he just generally doesn't bark when we're out. Even when dogs bark at him, he doesn't bark at them.
Usually. So he's pretty good from that angle. He does still try and run into the road and tries to boss me around, I think.
And I'm really making an effort to train him. Now I need, I need to be a bit more, I just need to give him more treats. Because he'll basically do anything for a treat.
But I want him, I can't let his partner, he wants him to do it because he wants to do it. And I realise that's not how life is. And the best way to treat him is, you know, to train him.
The Pavlovian way. Train him by treating him. And then eventually he'll do it anyway, expecting a treat.
He doesn't get the treat, he'll still do it, expecting a treat. And you know. So, he's getting better with the crossing the road.
He does stop when I say. Today he ran out. Well, I didn't run out, I took him into the garden.
No, I took him downstairs with me, but I didn't have the lead on. And I told him to wait. And he ignored me and then he stopped and he looked at me.
I said, wait, stop, wait. And then he looked at me like, which is it? Wait or stop? I said, it's the same thing. I just want you to stop.
Now wait there. Are you confusing me? Wait or stop? Now you're saying wait there. That's three things.
He looks at me, honestly, it's like, it's just that look of confusion. Like I've just given him a credit card. I was like, I don't know what to do with this.
It's like, no, I just, I just want you to just wait. And it's not because I want to control him. I don't, I'm not interested in him, you know, sort of doing everything I say.
Stop, wait, and, you know, just for the sake of it. I want him to not run into the, run into the road or into, I want him to, you know, to stay next to me. I kind of want him to want to do that.
But he did stop at the stairs. He stopped on the stairs a couple of times, and he waited for me to catch him up. And then he started running again.
Because he's excited to see his friend, the dog downstairs. So, you know, there's a mixture of, he's, he's paying attention to me. But at the same time, he's got no interest in anything I say.
It's that kind of fine line. You know, he's excited to see his mate, and that's the most important thing to him. Which is understandable.
You know, he loves, he loves his friend down there. He absolutely loves him. You know, he's never happier than when he's with him.
Or when he's fighting me. I mean, he likes to fight and bite and stuff like that. He loves doing that.
But generally, he just really loves his friend. What's going on here? The internet's going weird. So... I'll take him out at night and that, but it's just, I like the morning.
Just to start off with some kind of daylight. If at all possible. I know that's not always possible, you know, especially in the winter.
And if it's dark outside, it's dark outside. That's, that's all, that's fair enough. But, you know, if I can kind of maneuver myself so that the first walk of the day is in light, then I'm going to do that.
And I don't, as I said, not 8.45, that's a little bit late actually. I prefer maybe 7. 7, 7.30, something like that. That's a bit more doable, I think.
8.45 is, there's a lot of people around at that time. I prefer it when it's just me and him and there's no one else really around. That's, that's better.
Because then he's, he doesn't show off as much then. He just, he loves, absolutely loves seeing other people. He's got a real, a real love for humans.
And, well, other dogs as well. He's a real, he just loves everybody. It's, it's sickening.
No, he loves everyone, it's a nice thing. It's just, it kind of, I don't know, he can't really, I can't stop every time a dog's there. And I can't stop every time he wants to say hello to a person.
Because we'd be stopping all the time. Especially when it's like busy outside and there's humans around. I just don't want to.
It was a novelty when I first got him and I'd be walking him and I was talking to neighbours. But now I don't stop. I just like, just keep walking.
The novelty's gone, you know, as far as meeting people. I sound like an old, grumpy old man, don't I? Grumpy old man. It's just, I want the walk to be a walk.
I don't really want to just be standing around. Especially first thing in the morning. Because I get up and I probably don't look my best.
I mean, I haven't looked my best since about 1993. No, 96 I'd say, I probably was at my best. 96.
95, 96. I was doing alright. You know? I was doing alright.
Between 95 and 96 I was, yeah, I was... I'm trying to think how to word it. I had a social life, put it that way, that's what I mean. I had a social life.
And I was doing alright in 98 and 99 and 2000 as well. 2001. Yeah.
And then in 2005 things got okay for a bit. And that was it. Then I started doing this in 2006 and this has been my focus.
This basically is my, this is my long term relationship. How sad is that? Wow. Making podcasts is my marriage.
This is my marriage. And we do go through our ups and downs to be fair. Sometimes I do a podcast.
And I will go to bed and I will give the podcast a silent treatment. I just, nope, had enough. It's... I don't know.
What was I going to say? I was going to say something about Vinnie but I can't remember what it was. There was something I was going to say. What did he do? He did something that... I don't know what he did.
Oh yeah, he's got these little tennis balls. And they're not, they're like basically tennis balls that squeak. But they're made for little, well to be honest Andre used to have some.
And so, they're not Andre's because they all went. But I got him some new ones when I first got him. And he was under the desk and I was... Oh yeah, I was doing the editing for the other podcasts.
So I was sitting here. And all I heard was something drop into the floor. And that was it.
And then I heard it again. Drop to the floor. I thought it sounds like a ball or something.
And I looked under the desk and he was basically waiting for me to pick the ball up. And he kept picking it up and just dropping it at my feet. But then when I went to pick it up he grabbed it and ran off.
He basically wants me to chase him around for the ball. And yeah, maybe 20 years ago I would have done. But I think running around like that is not quite... I can do it.
But... You know. I might end up seeing stars after a couple of minutes. And this place isn't really built for running around.
There's too many obstacles. There's not a lot of space really to do anything here. It is taken up by the desks, by the sofa, the TV and the bookcases.
And that's kind of... The whole room took up. And the carpet and the walls and the ceiling and the door. Wow, wow, wow.
I'm thinking that maybe... I need to try and put in some soundproofing. Because the walls... I did have soundproofing on the walls. To start with I had these little squares.
I've still got some on the wall over there on the left. And when I got my shed that I put into my bedroom. Yep, I had a shed in my bedroom.
Do you keep your tool in there? Oi, how rude. So I had my shed. And the whole idea basically is to have that as my recording studio.
And I figured a shed in a room would be quite quiet. Like a room within a room. I was wrong.
All it was was very, very hot. In the winter it was hot because of the heating. And in the summer it was hot because of the sun.
Yeah. And... It was hot. And I did use it.
And the thing is it creaked. When I went in there it creaked. Like the wood.
And there was gaps in the wood. So what I did is I took the soundproofing off of the walls. And I glued them onto the both inside and outside of the shed.
So there was a lot of them. And... If you looked at a video of the walls you might think it looks like mould. It's not.
It's just felt from the soundproofing squares where they were glued to the wall. I need to remove it really. Or get someone else to do that for me.
I don't want to do it. Or cover it over with soundproofing. I mean I've got soundproofing.
Other soundproofing ones that are better. But they're also not cheap either. So I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 9 strips.
And there's also another 4 or 5 over there. But I think they're like... Let's have a look how much they are. Amazon.
Soundproof. Soundproof. Soundproofing for walls.
So these ones that I've got. I don't know if they've... Protection 24. No that's the one that I had before.
Wall soundproofing foam. 12 pieces. No that's not it.
24 pack. Because I know that they went up in price. From what I originally had.
Because most of them don't have adhesive on the back. Wow, look at this. Acoustic foam.
3 centimetres thick. Pyramid soundproof foam panels. Self adhesive, firewood, whatever.
£249. Blimey. OK, so that's a no-no for that.
How strange. I can't find the ones that I used to have. Or that I bought.
I still have them. They're on there now. But... I think the problem is because some of them didn't arrive.
And I don't know. I wasn't sure if someone helped themselves. You know, while they were on the doorstep.
One of the neighbours. Or whether or not they just didn't turn up. I lost track a little bit.
Oh, there we go. 4 pack. Wedge Play Pyramid Acoustic Soundproof Foam.
Right, I think these are the ones that I've had before. I think. You get 4 in a pack.
They're £50. £50. I mean, that's... If I look at my previous orders.
I could find it. But we've got to go back. Blimey.
How many years? It's got to be... 4 years. Maybe 5. Search orders. Search orders.
Oh, maybe. Maybe. Why has it taken so long? Soundproof.
Soundproof. Ing. So... Last... Archived orders.
No hidden orders. OK. So... The internet's really going slow.
It does this sometimes. And I don't even know why. Orders.
Archived orders. So I'm going to go... 2018. 2018.
2018. I mean, maybe it was before that. Blimey.
Wow. It might have been, you know. 2018.
So... Let's say 2019. Let's see if there's anything there. 2019.
Do you remember that? 2019. I remember that. Just about.
Oh, yeah. Yes, I found it. I found it.
Product purchased 4 times. Your last purchase of this item was the 17th of February 2020. Currently unavailable.
Products related to this item. So here's another one that's the same according to this. Windbang sound absorber.
Car sound deadening matte sound. What? Car sound? Insulation foam, blah, blah, blah. $15.99 for one.
Wow. So... $15.99 for one strip. I mean, some would say that's a good value depending on which way you look at it.
But that's... That's... It looks exactly the same as the one I've already got. It's just another version of the same thing. It looks identical, in fact.
Maybe a different color because the other ones are black and this is like more gray. But outside of that, it doesn't look any different. Same... Maybe it's a different thickness, although from the looks of it, it might be a little bit wider.
Ah. It looks like it might be a lot wider, in fact. Maybe twice as wide as the others.
In that case, $15.99 is a pretty good value. Because it's got it standing up in the... Yeah, it's got it standing up in a garden. It looks huge.
But... Okay, tell me if that's a lie. Let's have a look at the size. It doesn't say... It doesn't say the size.
You'd think it would, wouldn't you? You'd think it'd say the size. Product description. Two centimeters thickness.
But it's not saying... The size... Oh, yes, it is. One hundred and then fifty and then two centimeters. And the weight is 170 grams, six ounces.
I don't know. 5,030... times by 30. I don't know.
That's a weird one, isn't it? I'm not sure if that's big or not. Oh, there's only way to find out, isn't there? This is all I do. If I... If I just check copy... I'll check this on Google, see if it gives me some other... other kind of variables.
One hundred. Oh. It's 10,000 centimeters.
10,000 centimeters? Oh. I suppose I just have to get one and find out, wouldn't it? That's the only kind of way to do it, I suppose. I suppose.
If I just add to... add to basket, just... and then I can sort of revisit it in a year. In a year's time! Mind you, some of the stuff looks quite good. The colored stuff.
So I've got some... This one's here. Oh. My knee is clicking.
Big fan of the Adams family, my right knee. Constantly clicking. I have to do this tune, though.
Do-do-do-do. Like that. That knee does the clicking bit.
That was silly. I'll take... I'm sorry. I apologize.
So these are professional hexagon acoustic foam panels. Soundproofing. What I want, though, is I want adhesive.
You know, you buy adhesive separate and stuff. I want the back of it to already be sticky so that I can just put it straight on. That's what I want.
That's what I really really really want. Advanced acoustic soundproofing mat. Is this a mat? It says mat, but I mean, is it an actual mat that goes on the floor? Mat 3 meters by 1.25 meters.
2 millimeters thick. 2 millimeters thick. I don't understand.
Is 2 millimeters... OK. It's a size of a 10 pence piece, apparently. Which isn't big at all.
That's not, that's not thick. It's it's not even as thick as a standard carpet, I imagine. So how is it advanced? I'd have thought advanced it'd be maybe 10 inches thick or something.
Because I'd be up for that. Like a really really thick carpet. Soundproofing.
If it soundproofed it so I couldn't hear downstairs and they couldn't hear me, then I'd happily put a really thick soundproofed carpet in, shorten the doors because the door wouldn't be able to open if it was above the level. But, you know, shave off the the bottom of the door. When I say shave, I don't mean with foam and a razor.
Electric brawn. But, you know, do that and then but then I suppose getting a a soundproof door would be good. But then I've looked at these things that you can get, right? You can get soundproof soundproof pod.
Soundproof pods. Oh, what are you doing? And there's a few things I could do. There's a few things I could do to make it a little bit more soundproof.
As far as recording, you know, I could do something on the desk, put something on there so that the microphone was inside almost like the box, the soundproof box. And maybe have it so it's over my head. You know, it's not like completely covering me but the part of the microphone and everything is sort of covered kind of.
Yeah. But I don't know, I do have one from blimey, from about nine or ten years ago. But it just didn't really work for me.
Maybe it would now. This magnetic thermal insulated door curtain. Wind, cold and noise proof.
Pet friendly, suitable for all. What do they mean by wind door curtain? Because there's a door in the door. You'd have a door curtain instead of a door.
Is that what they're saying? Is that, is that how it works? Magnetic thermal, let's have a look at the pictures. Yeah. So there's no door, just a door curtain.
What about the door? The inner core is vacuumed hotten. OK. Keep your RV warm.
Bathroom isolation. Isolate the air or AV. Balcony wind shield.
Keep your bedroom warm. But you'd have a, you've got a door don't you? I mean, don't most people have doors? I mean, is this a weird thing? To not have, is it normal to not have doors? I don't know. Is it normal? I mean, does everybody not have doors? I don't know.
I'm not sure. I'm confused. Now you know me, it doesn't take, well, it doesn't take much to confuse me.
So, there you go. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Ah, OK.
There are these things you can get and they're like voiceover booths, I think they're called. Voice over booth. Let's have a look.
I don't know if Amazon would sell them because they're a bit, oh, yeah. So, these are like small versions but there's also Snap Studio original sound recording booth. Recommended portable studio for crisp vocals at home.
Now, this is about 627 pound but it looks like a porta potty, like a portable toilet or a little wardrobe. It doesn't look big enough to fit a hooman in. It doesn't.
I mean, it might be, it's 33 width times diameter. 33 times by 33 84 centimeters. I don't know.
I mean, is it big enough to sit in? Is it? I need to see because this looks quite good if it is good. Snap original sound recording booth. Number one recommended portable studio for crisp vocals at home and on the road.
Right. Well, I'm going to watch the video. I don't know about you but I'm interested in this.
There must be a video. There must be. How could there not be a video? There's got to be a video.
Nope, no video. I thought there'd be a video. So this is snap.
What if it's? No, there's no video. I wanted to get an idea of the size when a human being is in it. I wanted to get more of an idea if you know what I mean.
What kind of I don't know. I just wanted to see if it was compatible for people with bellies. Pretty much.
I wanted to see whether or not I would fit in it because it looks like I might not fit. I literally just probably be too tall for me. I'm not particularly tall so I'll probably be fine with that.
I just don't want to get stuck and walk around looking like I'm actually that's my clothes and spend the rest of my life and I have to push my arms out of the sides and literally just walk around wearing it forever. That doesn't really appeal to me. So I'm interested now though and this is other one.
Oh and also this thing voice dampener for singers actors performers stress relief a portable warm-up room gift for singers. I've never heard of that before. This is very interesting.
There's another one here ISOVOX2 portable vocal booth white and it's got somewhere for the microphone but it's open so it doesn't look unless the microphone is just absolutely huge and you step inside it. It looks I don't know I have to look it gains no video I want to see a video on how it works. I've never wanted to see a video so much in my life as I do right now.
Why is there no video? Compare product dimensions it's not it's no video customer reviews I have a new mic so I don't know how much credit that can give this contraption that I can give this contraption. Well the fact that this person is using the word contraption isn't a good sign is it?
I had a snowball blue microphone and upgraded to a studio condenser the sound is better mainly taking out the semblances the price is entirely too high well you did buy it I mean they didn't hide the price from you and a snowball blue a snowball blue let's have a look I don't think they're very expensive the snowball blue copy so snowball blue microphone is like 41 pounds or it says here 67 pounds if you've got if you're spending like 70 pounds on a microphone why are you spending nearly 900 pounds on a vocal booth as
soon as you know and then moaning it's too expensive you know what I mean it's why would you cut corners on the microphone I realise you know background sound of course isn't great and I was doing recording earlier and the the birds in the loft were partying and they disco or something and it was just winding me up because I could hear it and when I listened back to recording you could hear it a little bit but not as much as I could hear it I don't know what the point of that story was I
just wanted to tell you the story I wanted to talk about it so there oh there's another one here ISOvox home booth 2 let's have a look there's more this is the same as the other one pretty much but I wish they could have a human head not in I don't mean I don't want a human in the box I mean I want to buy it oh there is there's a picture of seal not a seal but seal seal seal the singer that's exactly what I I don't think it's really him I think it's him
but I don't think he's really there they've just done nailed it because that doesn't look like he's actually there because according to this his head is little compared to this thing it's a big old thing which would be perfect for this it would actually be absolutely perfect for my podcasts that's 824 panned let's have a look if it's got any there's no videos again damn you I want to see video top reviews these verified purchases the best ever I've recorded people in homemade booths and it it didn't sound as good very top level more vocals
on tech nines this whatever this ring weren't near as clear as with this device I suggest to people that want to up their game but don't want to build a booth get yours today and Sean says he's a serious artist that's what he puts himself as solid and performs as advertised great investment for the serious artist one person found that helpful see all reviews and that is it well that might be the solution to well I can't get a booth because they're like five six ten grand and stuff but maybe like a half booth where
it covers over my head like the top part of my head but then that's not going to cut out the background sound because the background sound is behind me that sounded like some kind of rap didn't it it's not going to cut out the background sound because the background sound is behind me yeah this might be the start of a new career but then you have to have an old career first before you can say new career I mean just say career could be start of a career but it's not a new career if you
don't already have one is it it could be rude not being rude just being factual we'll stop being factual then I don't want to be unfactual I want to be factual you're not really in the mood to argue are you no I'm not sorry maybe should we go should we go yeah should we have a sandwich yeah let's have a sandwich oh that's nice so so yeah that's got me thinking so I'm going to go thank you very very much for listening I will be back again tomorrow remember to be kind to yourself because you
deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself be gentle treat yourself nicely give yourself a break you know just give yourself a day off from moaning at yourself or from picking fault with yourself or you know reminding yourself of things you regret stuff like that just have a day off from that take a break maybe look to the future and imagine really nice things happening now I'm going to go take care lots of love bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
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