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Hello and welcome to let me, let me, please let me bore you to sleep. My name is Jason Newland, it really is, and my website is jasonnewland.com. You can go there to leave me a message if you want to say hi and I can read it out on this podcast. Uh what else, oh yeah please let me listen when you can safely close your eyes.
Hope you're well, hope you're doing groovy, groovy, kabooby, and that's it really. I've got nothing else to say. That's everything.
I've given Vinnie a nice what's it uh like it's it's a bone thing but it's a meaty bony thing. I'm not really sure what it is but I got two for about just under six pounds so they're or five pounds so they're not cheap. But he had one a couple of days ago and he really enjoyed it.
Well he ate the whole thing and it keeps him quiet while I'm doing this. So hopefully it will keep him quiet. So yeah um King Charles is going to be visiting my town, my area soon.
I think he's he's kind of doing a tour of the country I think before he gets cremated, not cremated, um um coronated, coronated. What's the word you know when he gets coronated? It's a coronation isn't it? Coronation? King Coronation. Carnation milk.
Okay when is King Charles III's coronation? It's Saturday the 6th of May 2023. Eight months from his automatic appointment as king which was the September 8th 2022. Okay the first time, this is a bit of a titbit, the first time a coronation ceremony would take place on a weekend since 1902 when Edward V11 Vii was crowned king.
I don't know what Vii means. So yeah why do we do numerals, Roman numerals? Why is that even a thing? Why not just use the number? It's tradition. So slavery you know you know just just come on let's just go go back and get rid of that and just have the number.
I don't know what V11 is. I don't.
I know what one is like i two is two i's three is three i's and four is a v i think is it four is a v and then iv is five and that's it that's as i think that's as far as i can get or is it vi is five something like that or is four one iv v one i e i'm not sure all i know is he's visiting different places and the last coronation was queen elizabeth the second see i can read that it's two it's a one so that was the 2nd
of june 1953 which was before i was born 17 years and nearly three months before i was born wow i'm trying to figure out how old my dad is because i thought my dad was the same age as i nearly said prince charles king charles i did i genuinely thought he was the same age but i don't think he is maybe he is where is he what's his name not george preparation preparation okay queen elizabeth and then it's gonna have a no that's it that's not what i want queen so let's have a look her
sons where's their sons she passed eight so king charles took over the exact date the day that the queen passed away so so okay issue isn't it weird it's got spouse like burial spouse and it's got issue instead of children which it normally has for people it's got issue instead for some reason so they issued them they issued children not not gave birth to them he is 74 now i think my dad's older because i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure my dad was 25 when i was born which would make him 96 no 97 i'm
52 so 62 72 73 74 75 76 77 so that'd make him 77 77 for some reason i'm thinking that he's nearly 80 but he's not is he right i mean you could argue that 77 is quite close to 80 but i genuinely thought he was the same age as prince charles born in 1948 which would make him 1948 58 68 22 when i was born which meant if that's the case right if he was 22 when i was born which king charles was my dad must have been 16 when he gave birth to my
oldest brother and he wasn't i'm pretty sure he wasn't 16 uh i i think they got married in 1965 my oldest brother was born 1966 then my other brother a couple years later than me a couple years later than my other brother eight years later so i was born 1970 so if my dad was 18 when he got married in 1965 it would make him 18 19 20 21 22 23 yeah make him 23 when i was born which means he would then be 23 years older than me so if i'm 52 62 62 i
said 23 6 52 62 72 73 74 75 so be 75 years old which is only a year older than prince charles but i have an idea for some reason that he was born 25 or he was 25 or 26 when i was born now if he was 26 when i was born that would make him i'm 52 so 52 62 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 78 and coming up to his 79th birthday if he was 25 when i was born it's a 52 62 72 73 74 75 76 77 so he's 77
coming up to 78 now if he was 27 when i was born so if he was 27 when i was born which i don't think he was but no i'm pretty sure he wasn't 27 that would mean that he 27 years older than me 52 62 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 would mean that it'd be coming up to his 80th birthday i don't think he is i don't think he was can i get a birth record online i have seen his birth record um uk historical birth records over 14 billion records i
only want one don't i want 14 billion come on search search birth records um come on what i'm just going to put his name in years of marriage so year of marriage 1965 1965 this is year of birth roughly should we say 1948 1948 born in britain viewed two results okay wow is this really gonna find it without having to pay anything i'll be very surprised surely you'd have to pay for this wouldn't you or for yeah yeah yeah yeah here we go continue okay i'll continue with facebook that's fine but will they want me
to pay will is find my past.
co.
uk oh i found it i found it i found his marriage isn't that interesting so he got married yeah it was 1965 1965 blimey wow apparently he was born in 1921 i can't believe that no wait a minute he was born in 1946 he was born in 1946 and it's even got his mother's maiden name blimey which was my nan's maiden name 1946 so 46 56 66 76 86 96 2006 2016 which brings it up to 70 2016 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 so it'll be 77 this year which means 1946 56 66
so it was 19 when he got married and he was 24 when i was born yeah so it was 24 1946 56 66 46 56 66 7 8 9 yeah 14 years 24 years blimey isn't it interesting it's not is it it is to me i wonder if it's got my mum's details in there because i do know her name but it's got the marriage oh yeah it has look marriage so my mum's first name was francesco francesco i used to call her francis that was a like nickname well not nickname but it was a
standard wow registration month marriage 1965 marriage quarter four so that would have been i guess september to december 1965 just have a look what else is there census record me me me me me me me 1921 there's a few people with my dad's oh 1946 okay that's him just have a look at his birth record birth quarter okay blimey i didn't realize that i'd be able to get access to this stuff without paying unless they've got some kind of weird thing some of these websites have where they let you do a couple of searches and
then they'll say you gotta sign up now we want your money we want your money give us your money so this is quite a good little website findmypast.
co.
uk view original record they got a photocopy of the original record they have this is in the birth thing wow so there's quite a few people with my surname you know lots now land no new land n-e-w n-e-w horner phillips new land can't find it that's weird mother's man okay new newie new new rum new home new house newing newington new ins newest knew it new land now land no now lin now land new lands so basically because that's that's wrong it's no it's not there's no s on my name it's just a d so
they've got that wrong they've actually spelt it wrong in their system mother's maiden name oh it's okay they've got it they got it right it looks like now land but like n-o but it's n-e yeah fair enough wow and i thought i've been living a lie all these years there's been an s on the end of my name but there isn't oh yeah yeah that's that's cool i wonder then so if i go backwards and i just copy that name of the mother search births marriages is let's have a look post post so first name
last name so let's have a look and then go back you notice i'm not telling you the names i'll tell you the first name it's no way in the world you could find out other than that not that it really matters to be honest doesn't really matter nothing really matters nothing matters at all uh okay right so get rid of that do-do-do-do-do-do-do right this is exciting stuff i'm sure you agree sure you agree year of marriage 1965 yes and year of birth we've got to go 1946 roughly aren't we because my dad was 19 she
probably was around that age okay view for results okay i'll view the four results i will i will i will i will i will although it didn't give me the exact date of the i probably could have found it to be fair oh it's okay because i found it and it's only there's only one her if that makes sense there's only one her there's only one because of the middle name if you know what i mean where's to to to to married 1965 how do i find out more information about uh about uh must be
more just um so i'm looking more for the birth really the marriage result of birth marriage i'd like to see oh maybe that's the birth so i don't know if this is name of person married okay well that's not really what i'm looking for i want to find out is there anything radius okay okay births certainly there that's kind of what i'm looking for i want to see when she was born maybe plus five years okay and i'll reset it view results 1946 it's weird why has it not got a date of birth on there
includes i don't get it anyone do you do you understand why um i don't understand why i don't understand why i don't understand why i don't understand hasn't got that's really okay it's okay to see the births that they're like the marriage certificate but i'd quite like to see the date of birth and you know i mean include year of birth 1946 so he was 19 so let's say 1948 1948 right okay going back i wonder why it's not showing it did i tell you that vinnie started cocking his leg seriously he started cocking his
leg um he didn't do it until literally i think the last week since he turned a year old a few days ago he started cocking his leg he still crouches down to do a long way he did one the other day lasted about 12 seconds i actually counted it and now he started doing weewees against branches and stuff i guess marking his territory but it's i don't know it's weird because he didn't do it before why has he waited a whole year to start doing that you know i mean i don't understand search all records
okay search all records so let's have a look all i want all categories so if i just go and put my mom's details into all categories and then maybe something will come up okay right so i just remembered what it is the reason why it's not coming up is because i think i've done this before and the reason it didn't come up was the middle name wasn't on there it was on there for yeah this this is it this is on there for a wedding the middle initial but her birth she hasn't got an initial
so she got married in 65 yeah it just shows you but she had she was born in 1693 oh dear um she was she was born in year of birth 1881 1901 blimey 1907 probably not to 1982 nope 1907 nope year of birth let's have a look year of birth there's gotta be year of birth i'm probably looking at about a 19 no because this is 50 to be fair she could have yeah she bought might have been born 1950 which means that would yeah she'd be 16 she'd be 20 when she had me ah
okay yeah that could be true um what so if i just get rid of the the initial and maybe that'll make it a little bit easier so date of birth year of 1950 okay no radius miles it doesn't say advanced options yeah yeah give or take location if i just put in london it wasn't actually london but it was give or take give or take it was close close enough to london kind of wasn't a long way away 1951 nope ah no no no no what was her name f f f f include name variance
no i don't want name variance just want the name that she's got because that's her name i don't want sharon coming up because that's not her name is it right okay so we've got 1965 and that was the marriage okay um there's only three francescas with her maiden name in there's only five francescas within a hundred mile radius of london born around the 1950 time give or take if i say give or take five years so yeah oh okay so there was a year 2010 to 22 uk registration companies house directors lectures was that i
know that no no they want money for that they want money for that it's weird because i'm reckon i don't she couldn't have been born 1950 i reckon 48 1948 1948 or you reckon search five results right 965 ah so according to this is only one other francesca but there's no middle initial on that one how unusual again the same person so i think from the looks of this it could be the same person she just hasn't got a middle name down here for some reason okay right again only one blimey 2000 yeah again uk
electoral registers and companies house directors i don't know what that is isn't it weird this like family tree thing it's not easy is it it's not easy it's not easy really not very easy i do know i think i know where she um was born oh no okay let's just have a look at this no births that's what i want is births isn't this strange unless ah unless she's using zero okay so if i just get rid of that oops no one this is incredibly boring for a lot of people i don't know why i
do apologize but he is literally eating the entire thing he's eating the entire thing and i've only been talking for 10 minutes okay 35 minutes i was hoping it'd last a little bit longer if i'm honest really have you got to make that much noise now hopefully he's going to go away but he's not he's standing right right next to me wanting to get my attention ah see this is interesting right 1974 for okay 1974 she gets married what are you doing what are you doing um there's only one francesca with the middle name she's
got on the system right so hey she got married according to this 1974 in newcastle which is where i used to live with her so kind of makes sense doesn't it really um i didn't know newcastle was northumberland so she got married 1974 so the record set can put 96 million records from 53 counties in england wales so it's just i guess because of her name and because of her initial there's not many people that it's like she doesn't there's not hundreds to go through well it's even got the name of the person so have
i got a pen it's my normal pen i normally have a pen so let me just write this down 1974 and the pen's not working brilliant fantastic never been so happy great thanks a lot cheers it's one of those um permanent markers as well it's sharpie and it's just stopped working yippee i could walk over to the other desk but i can't be bothered so let's have a look and search for okay so okay right so i'm going to search now right let's have a look so i'm going to search for her and i'm going
to add the other name on now so it's a different name so we've had original name which she was born with you know a maiden name then my dad's name and now we're going to add the new name and 1974 all fields year of birth did we get the year of birth we didn't did we still don't have the year of birth so let's say 1974 1974 let's just see what comes up wow year of birth when year of birth britain if i put in newcastle newcastle oh that's it no results no results okay that's
strange so if i just leave it at that no results five nights okay what oh we've got maybe worried there that was very close 1986 what is this the year England Wales marriage but she wouldn't get married to the same what you suppose you can get married to the same person twice can't you oh she got married again so in 1986 got married to blindly wow this is hard to keep track of this is got married again 1986 and hampshire hampshire i don't know where where that is northeast hampshire is that near newcastle i don't
know so okay so let's have a look let's do another search but with that name search this is exciting isn't it unless of course it comes up with something really bad then it's not so good right there's got to be quicker ways of doing this just be able to put in the name and then everything comes up surely right okay so so far because of the last name i'm not going to say what it is it's a very common name so there's nearly a million results which is not good so if i put in 1986
that should give yeah 108 results so that would be a bit different yeah 19 oh now it says 1985 didn't i say i said 1986 didn't i 1985 i did say 1986 didn't i i did see i know what her what her middle name is because i've got it on my birth certificate maybe if i tried it with that 1985 what's weird about this is there's no one else with the first name and the initial in the whole of the uk only her with her first name and the initial she had a little weird it's
different initials but that's the only one with that initial so this is let's click on that one what so she got got married in 1985 wasn't the other one 1986 i'm losing track of this she couldn't have got married before could she couldn't um okay let's try another one so this is strange 1985 so how weird so i've got the surname of this new person 1985 wow again it's another oh no 20 results 1987 no different name 1987 no Francoise no that's not her name how strange she's not coming up at all on this one
but this is first name 1987 birth year 1987 no unless that's no that's oh okay so we need to really be looking at search for births um marriages so we're year birth year year of marriage it's okay paste oh dear so i hope you're okay sorry this is taking so long i just i wasn't didn't even know i was going to be doing this so year of marriage 1987 wasn't it wow year of marriage 1987 now it says 1985 i don't what is it just messing with me is it just having a laugh 1989 Northampton
unless marriage year 1989 Northampton no they're making up as they go along right okay so this is 1985 the marriage year so basically she's getting married before she got married it doesn't make sense to me how can that be real how can it be true uh okay so that's 1985 so let's have another look see if we got that last name year of birth year of birth i say 1948 roughly 1948 okay let's have a look 1985 so 1985 yeah she married 1985 so if i change that to um okay so she oh wait a
minute she married 1948 okay okay so go back what if you did a hyphenated she got married so many times i guess she probably tested a few different things out let's have a look let's have a look so this is the next one no so it's not she doesn't exist on that one so that's that's not didn't happen nope nope so there's nothing under her name of that under that last marriage i wonder why what do you reckon why do you mind you it's london so if i put in northampton northampton maybe if i go
back when is she supposed to have got married okay in western supermarket no this can't be it can it western supermare and you never know one result one result no francois unless you change the name which i'm pretty sure she didn't didn't i don't think she did she didn't unless if i take away that come on give me some sugar baby nothing nope i've come to a brick wall here i can't find anything so if i just get rid of that nope if i put in newcastle because you know a lot of people stay in
the same area don't they don't necessarily move away nope not there as well i wonder unless nope nothing unless that was just the last time she got married and that was it nothing else to say you know got married in 1985 and happily together you know i mean in it possible it is possible and people do my father has been married for quite some time no nothing that's weird what is going on here unless she's a bigamist so i'm looking here it's like this she's getting married but she ain't getting divorced um very unusual very
strange so according to this she got married in 985 but then she got married in 1965 then she got married in and then she got married in 1970 what's this then oh okay so yeah she okay go back so she got married uh to start with she got married 1970 1965 then she got married wow that's weird how strange why is he not coming up he was up there before 1952 1952 maybe 1970 when was she born then this is weird include names variants london london no results she doesn't exist now brilliant really so no
results include common variants of new land no are you talking about year of birth 1948 roughly year 1970 i found it didn't i 1974 1974 no results year of marriage okay that's why because i've left 1987 in there blimey 1974 right marriage and divorce it'll be different now now i've done this i'll redo it 1974 oh no results ah okay it's because i put london and london's two bigger because it was it wasn't london was it it wasn't london it was newcastle oh newcastle one result okay i found it yay newcastle so she married 1974
in marriage quarter two okay so she's that was i don't know okay civil marriage category subcategory civil marriage and divorce married one of these people so it's a name so next 1974 it's a shame it doesn't actually say her name though like and like a date of birth or now like that that'd be good the original record if i was a soldier new land oh okay so it's the name of the name of persons married oh isn't that interesting so it's got oh okay so it's got the name of it's got her name not our
other name so okay cool cool cool cool good good so now we've got the new name okay so we can just see preview one result so she gets married again according to this nope that's not that's not right what could be though could be no it's not it's not the same because otherwise i'd see the i'd see it it's not even given an option to see the record that's strange right so didn't we say like 1980 or 1970 1980 maybe 1970 1970 that's interesting i just banged the microphone i think what i've got is i've
got the wrong area so maybe maybe baby it could be this one is this the one yeah 1986 1986 so northeast hampshire 1986 okay so according to this copy to clipboard add to tree i want to see it doesn't give me the option to see the original thing 1986 so okay yeah so okay right let's have a look see if i can find anything now oh no wow no she didn't get married again no night no that can't be it no because she wasn't so this one got married but this is after so 1990 got
married again no surely how many is that it's like 10 marriages blimey that's a lot of stepdads isn't it that's a lot of presents i'm owed a lot of christmas presents and birthday presents blimey blimey wow 1990 so she'd have been about 70 by then no she wouldn't be 1990 blimey she'd only be maybe 40 wouldn't she 48 50 67 8 90 yeah she'd still be 40 so still young isn't it it is now for me so wow well this looks like it's going to go on for ages so i can't continue keep talking about
this because i've been talking for hours about nothing and this must have been one of the most boring podcasts in the world so it's lived up to its name it really really has it really really has so i'm going to continue my little search here thank you for listening remember remember remember remember to be kind to yourself you deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself lots of love bye can't believe she got married 500 times wow
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