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Hello, it's me. I was wondering, after all these years, you'd like to meet to go over everything? No thanks, I've moved on. Why? Why would I want to go over everything? It's been years.
See ya! Hello. They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing. Well, you need to get on with your life.
Meet someone new. Meet someone new. I've got kids now.
Hello, can you hear me? I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be when we were younger and free. I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet. There's such a difference between us and a million miles.
Well, it's not a million miles, but I moved away to get away from you as far as possible. I thought 3,000 miles would do it, but you're still contacting me. I think there's a word for that, isn't there? Hello, from the other side.
I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done, but when I call, you never seem to be home. Yeah, I'm home. I just don't want to talk to you.
That's the whole point of splitting up. Five years. How did you get my number? You've called me thousands of times.
You've admitted to it. I mean, all I can say is see you in court, mate. Hello, from the outside.
At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart, but it doesn't matter. It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore. Why would it tear me apart anymore? It's been a long time.
Hearing that you're sorry for breaking my heart, it doesn't mean anything. You don't mean anything anymore. You split up with me.
Why are you now hassling me? What else can I do? Hello, how are you? What do you mean, how am I? I just said how I am. Go away. It's so typical of me to talk about myself.
I'm sorry. I hope that you're well. Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened? Well, yeah, I just told you I moved away.
As far away as I could financially afford. Blimey, and you're sorry. Are you sorry about the past or are you sorry about now? Now's worse than the past.
Leave me alone. It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time. Running out of time? What are you on about? So, hello from the other side.
Other side. I must have called a thousand times. Thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
But when I call, you never seem to be home. Yeah, I am home with my wife and my kids and my dog. Even my dog doesn't like you.
Even my dog's fed up. But honestly, my dog phoned the police the other day for protection. Like, what's going on? Dogs can't even use the phone.
Have you seen the size of a dog's paws to a, like, a mobile phone? How? Really, you've got to do something about this. Hello from the other side. Outside.
Outside. At least I can say that I've tried. I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart.
But it don't matter. It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore. Alright, so on one side, just saying you're sorry you broke my heart.
But on the other side, you're having a go at me. Because clearly, my heart's not broken anymore. So therefore, it's my fault.
Is that where you're going with this? Ooh, lows, lows, lows. Anymore. Highs, highs, highs.
Ooh, lows, lows, lows. Anymore. Highs, highs, highs.
Ooh, lows, lows, lows. Anymore. Oh, shut up.
Hello from the other side. Other side.
I must have called a tell you I'm sorry for everything I've done when I call you never seem to be home why do you keep repeating yourself if this was a song I'd understand it well maybe it is a song but it's like people get a lot of credit for writing this song didn't they but then you look at it and they've actually repeated the chorus four times during the song and they've written two two bits that are original and the rest of it just repeating it's not that hello from the outside outside I hope
you're not outside if you are I'm getting a restraining order at least I can say that I've tried I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart but it don't matter cuz it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore again guilt trip a guilt trip for not feeling crappy after five years I've moved on my wife's expecting triplets how do you think about it maybe I would meet you I think that in being with you might be better than triplets okay I'll see you at two bye hello hi everyone sorry about that I just
had to start with something a bit different but you glad that's over now aren't you that was released in 2015 you believe it wonder what her album 69 is gonna sound like guess what she's done 19 21 25 did she do 30 Adele's albums did she do 30 yeah 19 20 20 19 21 25 and 30 I mean I don't know where she's coming from with some of her lyrics they're all since that's the ones I've read they're very similar Adele lyrics I'm not hating on Adele I think she's great you know but just just
some of the lyrics let's choose one I'm gonna find one that is positive and upbeat let's have a look so from album number 19 my favorite one was chasing pavements that was my first song that I really liked of hers so to this this is good I wonder if it's positive if it's upbeat I've made up my mind don't need to think it over if I'm wrong I am right don't need to look no further they say just now this ain't lust I know this is love but if I tell the world I'll never say
enough because it was not said to you and that's exactly what I need to do if I end up with you should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements what what when is that being or not I've never I've never I've never liked someone in thought you know what she doesn't like me this this this girl don't like me at all it's not interested you know what it's just like chasing pavements I've never thought that I mean have you ever chased a pavement ah I don't really understand that I love the song
but you know if you listen to the lyrics it's like what or would it be a waste even if I knew my place should I leave it there should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leads nowhere I build up and fly around in circles waiting as my heart drops and my back begins to tingle finally this could be it we might be about to sneeze or should I give up or should I just keep chasing pay why do you keep going about chasing pavements and you're not very positive
are you always talk about giving up find out if you like sure if you don't like it and yeah you just move on I mean you've got a lot going for you very famous great singer you know don't worry about someone is this eight billion people on the planet don't get too caught up about one person come on should I give up or should I keep chasing pavements no that's it really it's just repeating itself right there's got to be another song let's have a look first love tired my same that's it I quit that's
it I quit I'm moving on excuse me and see what this one is this sounds like it might be fun when we used to say goodnight I'd always kiss and hold you tight but lately you don't seem to care you close the door and leave me there no you close the door and leave me standing there oh honey that's not fair that's it I quit I'm moving on when you read it out it just doesn't sound she's 19 so maybe she's a teenager I was guessing she wrote this the other night we had a date
and you showed up two hours late and though your hair was all in place somebody smeared their lipstick on your face oh they smeared it everywhere that's it honey I quit I'm moving on oh oh that's part of the song oh you made you you made me want you you made me leave you you made me tumble and fall but if I can't have you the way I want you I don't want you at all that's a teddy bear you made me want you you can't make anyone want you that's just a ridiculous sentence you
made me leave you you can't make someone leave you either you can't can't make another person do or feel anything so let's get that straight oh good good good we all agree good thanks I realize we're raised to not think that oh he made me feel that way she made me angry she made me mmm yeah sure okay all right let's be adults okay you made me tumble okay you could trip someone up you can we'll push them you could make someone fall yeah fair enough but if I can't have you the way I want
you the way you want me you can only have me the way I am you can't have me the way you want stop trying to change me that's ironic though isn't it because some people get someone and they want to change them but then everyone changes over time which is part of the reason why people perhaps move on from the relationship because we change don't we you know someone gets really excited about let's say wants to travel you can be mad in love but one person wants to travel the other wants to stay put because
they like their life as it is but the other person wants to see the world they might I mean what do you do they might have to separate because one wants something that the other doesn't I don't know why I brought out but it's just it's not relevant to me but I think that's part of the reason I don't I don't allow myself to to get involved with all the women that chuck themselves at me because because you know I don't know about if I'm gonna move on do other things maybe I can take a
look cuz I love everything you've got though your kisses fill me kisses is that a what's it so if you've got someone else I've got a go oh that you know yeah that's it honey I quit I'm moving on ooh you made me want you see repeating you made me leave you you may be tumble and fall but if I can't have you the way I want you I don't want you at all maybe I can take a look cuz I love everything you've got oh no your kisses fill me if you got someone else
I gotta go it's just repeating blimey you gotta have more what happened to Bob Dylan you know Bob Dylan he'd write a whole song like every verse would be different they'd have like 100 100 but he'd have a lot of verses and maybe the chorus would be the same bit of all verses would all be different okay rolling in the deep this has got to be a good this has got to be a bit more positive so this is rolling in the deep this is from the second album I think there's a fire starting in
my heart reaching a fever pitch is bringing me out of the dark finally I can see you crystal clear go ahead and tell me go go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare go ahead and sell me ship bare your okay see how I leave you with every piece of you don't understand there's a fire starting in my heart reaching a fever pitch and bringing me out of the dark the scars of your love remind me me me me me okay let me give you some lyrics of some people from my
childhood shall we okay you ready did it did it did the right here we go now this is the person I love most in the whole wide world when I was a kid shaking Stevens so let's have a look at some shaking Stevens lyrics sorry so some famous songs that he did he didn't his first album was 1970 and so I didn't really start to like him until the 80s get back wow he kept going though no amazing kept going regardless so I'm ready baby blue just Joe for 23 hey may baby if we touch
Marie Marie this was his first album that was a hit they had some hits on it that I know about anyway Marie Marie 1980 Marie Marie and then 1980 without sure I got burnt little pigeon 1981 so that was 92 yeah two albums 1980 1981 that was his breakout year you drive me crazy it's raining green door all those were hits big hits I'm not sure about the other songs I don't remember every single song but you drive me crazy it's raining so hard and don't know what you're doing behind the green door and give
me your heart tonight 1982 Josephine that was a hit I think give me your heart tonight and I'll be set I'll be satisfied I think that was a hit Shirley Shirley baby surely I forget so they were those hits on that one bop won't stop the bop won't stop 1983 love little try cry just a little bit yet that was a hit I love what I love what waiting for that was a really good song I was a hit it's late it's late go home down it's late boo-dee-boo-dee-boo-dee it's late so lipstick powder and paint
1985 turn I love you ain't it a shame you need a shame a whole lot of shaky 1988 what do you want to make those what what do you want to make those eyes at me for blimey that's a bit Oh Julie really 1988 is Oh Julie whoa Judy do you love me Judy Oh Judy to be to be my very own Julie don't leave my honey don't leave me don't leave me alone love my baby I thought that was an earlier song I didn't think that was as late as 1998 then 1990 so I
don't remember anything after that but he did do a Merry Christmas album in 1991 but his Christmas album his Christmas song which was rocking little Christmas was it rocking little Christmas or whatever that that was a number one that was that I love his number one but it was been it gets in the top 10 or top 20 every year since but that was from the 80s so if I check this I like to check things just to make sure that I'm correct top UK recording artists artists UK in the 80s okay top most famous
British top English artists the 80s music see I know see what what okay let's have a look we go down number one Shakin Stevens Shakin Stevens should we say again all together the number one UK number not just not actually the singer UK singer but the biggest artist you know solo artist in like in the UK charts in fact according to this it's not just that it's yeah wow this is including bands as well so the top music artist above Michael Jackson above Madonna above Cliff Richard who is a huge star here above Elton John
above David Bowie above Prince above Stevie Wonder Spandau Ballet Phil Collins Paul McCartney above Paul McCartney I mean above Rod Stewart Wham Lionel Richie I'm going way back in now but a jam Frankie goes to Hollywood Tina Turner Whitney Houston he's right at the top above you too now you'd think wouldn't you that you too would have more hits not more hits but more weeks in the charts than pretty much anyone or Prince or Michael Jackson those like huge stars Barry Manilow even yeah Billy Joel one of the biggest artists of all time biggest selling
artists of all time George Michael right who is it I forget oh it's Shakin Stevens Wow number of hits 31 June the 80s 31 Wow Merry Christmas everyone it's actually listed them this this old house this old house over here talking this old house oh you know more then there's Green Door that was a number one so this old house is number one Green Door was number one Oh Julie was number one Merry Christmas everyone was number one so we had one two three ah that's interesting according to this one one one one said four
number ones then he had one two three three number twos and that was you drive me crazy or you drive me crazy number two was the next one was I love worth waiting for I love worth wait a brilliant song and number three was the Shakin Stevens EP episode EP so I don't know what that is dumb and then you've got one one number three which was cry just a little bit really good song as well you're joking me what about it's raining it's raining so hard it's like it's gonna rain on me which is
one of my favorite songs that definitely got in the top ten it must have done in fact it's not even showing it it's not even showing on the list how can that be someone tell me how can that be it's a great song and he was on top of the pop singing it so anyone that gets on top of the pop singing a song generally it gets charted quite high because they were always really that they generally only put people on there that already charted oh it's not got it on there one two three four
five six lipstick powder and paint Shirley I'll be satisfied a letter to you give me your heart tonight give me your heart tonight it's late lipstick powder and paint as a lipstick powder and paint a little boogie-woogie a little boogie-woogie breaking up my heart breaking up my heart because I love you because I love you Marie Marie do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do hot dog hot dog do-do-do-do-do and come see me about so come see me about and then you feel the need in me true love love attack how many tears can you hide and then Jezebel Jezebel and it's
a number of hits 31 the second is Madonna that 22 hits during the 80s she spent 252 weeks in the charts in the UK charts shaky spent 254 so he only did it only be about two weeks of course she's had huge hits in the 90s you know I mean you know but shaky Stevens bearing in mind he was around from 1970 releasing albums from 1970 and he didn't really catch far until 1980 he got give the man some credit for that he kept going kept going and then he I don't know I don't want
to say he's he caught the imagination of of the times because he was like our version of Elvis originally our version of Elvis was Cliff Richard he was it was like a clean-cut version of Elvis although Elvis wasn't ever by today's standards Elvis was clean cut wasn't he it's just he used to wiggle his hips so Cliff Richard I don't know if he ever really if he took off in America or not or the rest of Europe a huge huge huge star in this country spanning over about five or six decades a Michael Jackson 25
hits in the 80s 238 weeks in the charts so again it's not a lot of difference only a few weeks difference madness number four a madness if you've not heard of madness check it out if you're in another country you think madness what's that it's a band from the 80s they still they're like a legend they're a legendary band here they can still fill fill out an arena by just you know putting a show on and people travel to see them because even though they were all in there I don't know late 60s I guess
I found out a boy George is 61 I thought he was older just not he doesn't look older he looks amazing for his age he probably looks about my age he's in the jungle at the moment the let me get you out of here thing but then it's just amazing right I thought he's gotta be in his 70s because he was an adult when I was 10 but it turns out he was 19 he was still a teenager when he was starting out in the 80s or let's say might be 20 yeah 80 must have
been 19 so he was young very young when he was when he first became famous to be 61 which is yeah it's nine years younger than me I'm 52 nine years older excuse me nine years older than me but check out madness madness madness our house in the middle of our street although you're an embarrassment do do a total endorsement so you know everyone's gonna know Madonna and Michael Jackson anyone listen to this from around the world would know these people but you might not know shaking Stevens now you do and now I bet you're
gonna check it I want to check it's raining it's raining I can't just put that what it's saying because it'll just come up the weather that was shaking Steven I'll just be a response of course it's raining you're in England it's raining shaking Stevens charted okay charted charted charted does it really have to be this complicated I'm typing but there's not much light in there because pretty much got the thing is it's dark inside but it's light outside hmm it's raining full official charts history so that's what I'm thinking I know that it's raining it's
raining peak position number ten weeks nine two weeks in the charts nine 10th the 10th 1981 so why wasn't that listed in his biop biop so number 10 I'll be satisfied a letter to you give me your heart that's weird enough so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 they've only listed 27 of 31 that's why that's my boy yeah to be fair they've not listed all of Madonna's either I think he's Madonna how many chart hit number
ones in Madonna have in this country in my country one two three four five six six number ones into the groove Papa don't preach true blue la isla bonita who's that girl and lastly like a prayer according to this but they might miss some out and also you've got number twos live to tell crazy for you holiday borderline cherish like a virgin that's number three cherish like a virgin to a blabla how many number ones if Michael Jackson have in this country Billie Jean Billie Jean number next one is I just can't stop loving you
and number the third number one is one day you will find that you always surprised by that bang was a 70s isn't it yeah so Michael Jackson got his own just him so Billie Jean I can't stop loving you one day in your life okay madness they had had one number one according to this house of fun Cliff Richard according to this he's only had he said well only but he's had three number ones considering how many at songs he's had hun over a hundred hits over the years living doll mistletoe wine Savior's Day he
there was it was like a running joke at one point because he'd every Christmas he'd bring a number one out and it seemed to sort of get in the top charts you before he read red wine got you babe that's a third that's a to sing our own song is my favorite you before he sung red red wine as well you can't mean red red wine I defy anyone not to love that song it's brilliant song but sing our own song the reason I remember that song is because my I was sleeping at my mum's
mum's this when I was sleeping on the floor well a camper bed in the living room of my stepmum's mother's flat when my parents split as I was sleeping there for about 10 months and they them too they want a holiday so and my stepmum and her and my little brother and I wouldn't leave me in the flat on my own so I went and stayed at my nanny granddad's my other my proper nanny grounds and I slept in the spare room not the little one but the big one and I remember because I was
working in a chip shop at the time I love that song sing our own song and I knew that you before you were doing a live concert and it was on it like I don't know 12 o'clock or 1 o'clock in the morning so I was trying to listen to it really quietly on the TV in that room it's black-and-white TV really quiet so I wanted to hear it I wanted to hear them singing it and it's strange that was weird though because I didn't want to wake up my granddad this is like 1986 so
Elton John number of hits during 1980 was 26 but he had loads of hits in the 70s didn't he as well I think he might have even had a hit in the 60s and he had hits in the night what he's had a hits in every decade I think but my era for him was the 80s he's one of the few singers when I listen back to his songs from the 70s is usually I'm not even though I was born in 1970 I would have been probably five or six before I started really taking notice
of music and probably I didn't take much notice of the charts until I was about seven so I remember you know Elvis and I remember Greece and stuff like that you know so Greece being a number one with all that stuff and that was a late 70s isn't it Greece songs charted Greece songs I can't spell anything it's ridiculous charts okay greased I know Greece not greased no Greece the proper Greece not the country GIE is it AC Greece it is the world yeah 1978 Greece Greece official chart history okay here we go here we
go Greece is the word is the word Greece Frankie Valli no Greece lightning 2nd of December 1978 peak position was 11 no I'll tell you why that is I think do you want to know anyone do you want to know really I think it's because Greece lightning had naughty words in it so it probably wasn't shown peak time yeah so I reckon probably wasn't played that often on the radio because it had some naughty words you know a naughty word for boobie and naughty word for poo pooh pooh so Greece by Frankie Valli was hit
Wow hit number three in the charts this is yeah this is the I'm guessing this is the UK charts I don't know official you don't know I think so hit number three 14 weeks in the charts Greece lightning nine weeks in the charts so that reached my birthday so when I was eight years old Greece by Frankie Valli Greece is the word yeah that was number one no it's number three rather 26th the 8th 1978 I guess that's when it was released so peak position I don't know when it was the peak position but that's
when it was released let's have a look John Travolta so singles UK number ones two UK number ones you're the one that I want that was released the 20th of the 5th 1978 reached number one and 26 weeks in the charts nine weeks at number one hey nine weeks I remember I remember that so I was I wasn't even eight yet I was still seven well I would have been eight probably was that May June July August yeah I was just before the age of eight so seven summer nights was releases six of the nine
78 and that was John Travolta and Olivia Newton John that reached number one and 19 weeks in the charts seven weeks at number one they dominated the summer Greece dominated the summer probably in America as well I imagine because it was an American movie I don't know maybe not but definitely dominated the charts here and then the 22nd of the 12 1990 the Greece megamix came out and I was John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reached number three in the charts I was in the charts for ten weeks now I used to play that Greece
megamix when I was a DJ I did I don't care what you think I did what you got to do here nothing do you shut up John Travolta oh I know I know what to do wait a minute Greece lightning John Travolta UK number two two UK number ones so that was the one you're the one that I want and summer nights Sandy 7th of October 1978 Sandy can't you see and then of course Greece lightning ah apparently they did they frankly very John Travolta and Olivia Newton John did a song in 1991 Greece dream
mix and in 1998 you're the one that I want reached number four in the charts it must have been the same song I mean wonder why they re-released in 1998 maybe it's the 20th anniversary yeah I guess 20th anniversary Greece lightning I want to see Olivia Newton John because I don't know albums I want to know where her song came in because she did too didn't she in this in this thing Olivia Newton John why if I was put in Newton John Newton John there we go sadly not with us anymore recently and blimey so
she had her first hit because she was Australian wasn't she so I don't know but of course it is this is in the UK first hit in 1971 called if not for you reach number seven and then another one banks of the eye hollow I hollow I hope I Ohio reach number six 1971 what is life reach number 16 72 73 take me home country roads so that wasn't an original song was that sir that's a very famous song isn't it take me home country roads long live love got to number 11 in 74 I
honestly love you not sometime I'm just letting you know I honestly love you that was number 22 got to in 74 Sam got to six wasn't that a film wasn't a film called Sam but am I thinking of something else I guess 1977 it wasn't Sam the movie that Madonna's ex-husband made there was acted in the 1978 you're the one I want number one summer nights number one hopelessly devoted to you that's the one I was thinking of one of my favorite favoritist songs of all time I used to walk around the field at school
singing it hopelessly devoted to you and I'd look around to make sure it's not around again what and I'd just yell out the rest of it I said love love singing that song never knew the words just made it up so I went along but it was about the tune for me it was magic so hopelessly that's my favorite song that she ever did a little more love don't know about that I mean 1978 was that in the in the album a little more love I don't know deeper than the nights then I do then
I do show me brilliant song I love Xanadu if you've not heard Xanadu check it out Olivia Noone and John Elio the electric light orchestra that was 1980 that got to number one too right I did number one for two weeks was brilliant brilliant song ELO just the most perfect sounding band they were just perfect suddenly Olivia Noone and John and Cliff Richard I don't know that I do know it I can't remember it though I do remember a little bit of them working together but I just don't remember the song but then 10 to
the 10th 1981 got to number seven let's get physical physical I want to get physical physical let me see your body talk your body talk let me hear your body talk let's get physical that's I think it's that one it's called physical so I might have the wrong song landslide no I don't remember that one make a move on me I honestly love you twist of fate soul kiss the bummer although the rumor and grease megamix I got number three and then you're the one that I want 98 so she did a few other songs
see which isn't only to John I'm guessing is that Cliff Richard Cliff Richard I don't know but none of the others kind of got very high charts but you know you can't argue with I mean how many songs you did huge amounts loads and loads of songs I just still think the hopelessly devoted to you perfect so perfect absolutely love it yes it's really so I'm wondering so shaking Stevens okay 341 weeks in the top 75 239 weeks in the top 40 69 weeks in the top 10 10 weeks at number one so you had
38 UK top 75 33 UK top 40s and 15 UK top tens and for UK number ones so this is just I know it does go beyond 1980s but he after 19 okay 1990 he had one one song I might and it's got to 18 and the next one got to 60 next one got to 50 75 19 so the best Christmas of the morning's got to 19 I'll be home this Christmas he started he started to realize that he'd bread and butter was Christmas songs because he is his Christmas songs one of the best
Christmas songs in the whole wide world according to me and millions of other people who love it as well all right hot dog Marie Marie this old house it's one crazy green door it's raining Oh Julie Shirley give me your heart tonight and I'll be satisfied the second season a pay I don't know what that is it's late just cry a little bit good way a little of waiting for letter to you teardrops on my window I don't know if that's the one breaking up my heart lipstick powder and paint lipstick powder paint Merry Christmas
everyone so they got to number one there for two weeks it spent 84 weeks in the charts so that was I guess that's including every year since every year it goes into the top 40 every year since 1981 or whatever 19 I don't know when when was it a rocking Christmas I remember where is it green door give me your heart and they're quick Christmas Chris okay Merry Christmas everyone 1985 so that was the last Christmas I really had with the family because yeah 1985 in a big old house this big old house is really
talking behind the green door how the green girl and I know it was raining that night so yeah I didn't realize it was that late in the 80s but yeah at 1985 and yeah that was the last time my family was all together had Christmas together it's lovely Christmas and all Christmases were good my dad is pretty much father Christmas or Santa Claus whatever you want to call him he loves Christmas and his wife at the time she loved Christmas as well so together they just put on an amazing Christmas her she was a brilliant
cook and everything it was just we were spoiled with presents you know it's honestly couldn't that's the one thing I can never ever never complain about because couldn't have had the only way Christmas would be better if it was different people in in the house with me but and I had all the presents I didn't know yeah so I had everyone's presents that would've been better other than that and I got to watch what I wanted to on television yeah I'd have just settled for that I'd have settled for no presents and getting to watch
what I want on telly which is so untrue because I wanted the presents I don't know why I even say that of course I wanted the presents now we used to have good Christmases it used to be like an amnesty you hear like knife amnesties and gun amnesties this is like a Christmas like a the whole of the year amnesty like a family amnesty and we just had a nice day it was nice it was a real it was I guess I can only imagine it'd be almost like a day release you know it's you
get out and like oh everything's fresh and it's new and it's just brilliant everything's really good and food tastes better oh and you know then you have to be back back by the evening but yeah it was good it's like you're telling me your Christmas was like day release amnesty what are you on about oh my chair's proper creaky I figured out it's not the chair it's me because every chair I get this is a well it's not new now but it was when I got it a year ago or something it didn't creak it
doesn't even hoist her up anymore you know she had to pump it up so it was higher now it just it just broke now for those that don't know what I look like you must think that I'm just this big massive blob weighing about 10 stone 10 stone 10 10 ton 10 stone that'd be nice no wouldn't I don't want to weigh 10 10 stones too light I'm 16 stone I'd rather stay the way I am but just lose some fat I don't want to go back to being little I used to be skinny when
I was younger I don't want to be skinny I don't know it sounds weird most people want to be thin and skinny but I don't I don't want to be fat I don't want to be skinny I like having some weight on me I like feeling strong you know I don't want to just walk around and I don't know how to explain it I mean I do I do keep fairly fit I do weights I've got a punch bag and I do kind of do some physical I go for walks long walks I try and
you know for my legs and for my back more for my lower back to be honest but it's good I like to think it's good for thinking walking is nice long walk the longer the better really anyway that's probably enough for me I just bored you with all this stuff that I'm interested in sorry I just got you know sometimes when you know a fact but it's almost like oh am I remembering it correctly so it's good to go over old ground just to check shaking Steve is what shaking Stevens was indeed the number one
selling artist in the UK throughout the entire decade of 1980 take care see you soon bye
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