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Hello, welcome to let me bore you to sleep. My name is Jason Newland, please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. And I can't still can't hear a damn thing.
That was me eating a KitKat by the way if you I'm not sure if I'll leave that in the introduction or not. That's me being creative. I can't believe the most creative thing I ever did was eat a KitKat at the beginning of a podcast.
Wow. It's gonna move the microphone. So hey, it's what day is it? I have no idea.
I think it's Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday, 3rd of Nov 2021. Wednesday, weird.
Honestly, the days the actual day itself means nothing to me. It just it's a day it doesn't have any meaning. You know, like days usually, I guess if you watch a TV program a specific day, just as a very mild example, or you if you have a social life, meeting up for badminton on a Tuesday Eve, every fortnight or something like that, you know, I have no regular.
Events. I suppose the only real regular thing is the the dust, the dustbins being collected. That's kind of it really, like once a week.
I do like my Saturday night boxing and this boxing on this weekend, which is a brilliant Yes. There's this weekend. Oh, well, maybe not then.
I thought when is the Canelo fight on then? That's weird. That's very strange. The Canelo fight, because Canelo, Saul Alvarez, Canelo, whatever.
He's pretty much classed as the pound for pound best boxer in the whole planet. And he's fighting on Saturday night against Callum Plant. But I thought it was on, I thought it was on DAZN.
This is really annoying. They make their mind up. Wow.
That's ridiculous. I keep going like this. I'm so angry.
Because I'm a subscriber to DAZN, which is an app. And I thought it was going to be on there. Anyway.
How's everyone doing? Hey? Anyone? Anyone? Just let me know how you are. Just let me know how you are. Just one of you.
Someone's listening somewhere. Just one of you let me know. Like, hi, Jay.
I'll listen. Hi. Just one person.
Come on. I dare you. I treble dare you.
Someone must be listening. Either that or the statistics lie. No.
Don't talk about the statistics. We can't take it anymore. Okay.
I won't. I don't understand it. I don't get how.
How? Not much going on. As you can imagine. In my life.
To be honest. Not much. Not much at all.
Not a lot going on. I don't know what that was for. That was a bit too erotic.
It's too early for eroticism. Snotty. I've still got this smell.
I'm smelling a weird smell. I've had it for days. It's like burning.
Not really. I don't know. It's not me.
I was smelling the microphone. It's not you either. It's not the audience.
Because I'd smell that through the microphone, wouldn't I? I don't know. I think it's just. The ears.
The sense of smell is gone, I think. The sense of taste has declined. And the sense of hearing has definitely.
Still not come back. Although. I personally think it's come back a little bit.
Either that. Or I'm just getting used to it. I think it has come back somewhat.
It's not 100%. I reckon. I'd say.
Instead of being 50%. I'd say it's probably. 70% now.
I think. But as I said, it might be. I don't know.
Because I was speaking to my friend earlier. And I had to get him to repeat himself so many times. Blah blah blah.
You could say it's my fault for having a Russian friend. Who can't speak any English. But that's not the point, is it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I used to be.
A lollipop. So I don't know. I'm very tired.
Very, very tired. It's been quite a long day. I haven't slept through the day today.
I haven't had my mid-afternoon nap. Blimey. No, but I got up at.
I got woken up at. Just before nine o'clock. By one of the.
There's a neighbor. There's a neighbor that doesn't live in. My bit of where I live.
But she likes to visit one of the flats. And shouts very loudly. Loud.
So loud. And it woke me up. Because I could.
It just. But it was light outside. So I thought.
Maybe it's time. I'll just get out of bed. Maybe it's time to get up.
And it was really. I might not have had. I had at least seven hours sleep.
I was in bed by that two o'clock. I think last night. Which is a lot later than normal.
Because I'd already a bed. A bit earlier than. That these days.
And I think I will be again today. As she probably not. I don't know.
I just. Looking forward to going to. I am.
So being up all day. I don't think. I went back to sleep.
At all. I don't think I did. Don't recall.
Doing such a thing. Pretty sure I didn't. But I might have done.
But I don't think I did. Could have done. No I don't.
I don't think. No I have memories of laying down. And on a bed but.
Because I've done it so many times. Over the years. But I don't.
I don't instinctively. Recall. Lying down on the mattress.
Of the bed. Perfectly. Today.
Or this afternoon. It wouldn't have been this afternoon. Because the whole of the afternoon was taken up.
Busy. All afternoon. And unless.
I did go back to bed. In the morning. But I don't.
Recall doing that. Either. Because I was working.
I was working on the. Podcasts. So yeah.
Maybe that's why I'm feeling. Rather tired now. Because I guess.
The reality is. That it probably. Is around that.
Time. Whence I shed. Perhaps be.
Shed. Perhaps be preparing. To drift off into.
A lullaby of sleepy poos. But I'm not sure. I'll tell you something.
That I've noticed. Everybody sounds young. Everybody.
Including my own voice. I sound like I'm. My hearing is added.
Or is taken away. The base. Out of people's voices.
Everyone sounds like a chipmunk to me. At the moment. Hi.
Yeah. Hi. Yeah.
Like that. Talking to my friend. I spoke to my brother on the phone.
He was saying. Are you alright there Jason? You don't normally sound like that. I was editing.
Recordings of myself. Some of them are old. But I listened to a recording.
That was only from last year. Now. My voice hasn't changed.
Dramatically. In the last year. But I played it.
And it was just me saying. Hello. Welcome to Jason Newland dot com.
Yeah. Now just get yourself nice and relaxed. Maybe lying down on your bed.
Or sitting in a comfortable chair. Or you know. Focus on your eyelids.
And your bum. And your ankles. That's it.
And your toes. And your eyes again. And your ears.
And your knees. And your ankles again. Now feel relaxed.
That's it. Nice and relaxed. Go to sleep now.
Brilliant. Yeah. And it's like.
Blimey. Admittedly. Great recording.
Wow. That was quality. And the content.
You can't deny. Or say anything. Other than positivity.
Towards that particular recording style. However. However.
However. It didn't seem. To sound like me.
To me. I sounded. Way too young.
Really really really. Young voice. When.
I think in reality. My voice. Although I haven't got a. Deep deep.
So that's me going really deep. It probably is really deep. But.
But. That's all I can say. But.
When. I listen back. Even to a recording.
I did last night. That let me fall asleep. And it was like.
All I could hear was. Hello. Welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland.
This is let me bore you to sleep. Yeah. Oh dear.
I thought I had COVID. And I did the test. But I haven't.
I haven't got it. No. I haven't.
And so. I thought I'd let you know. Because I like to keep everyone.
Concerned about my. Well being. And I was very surprised.
That there was no. You know. Because of all the symptoms I had.
I thought maybe I might have it. But apparently I don't. Very surprised.
Yeah. Well. I'm not sure.
Where I was going with that. Oh. I don't know.
You really should keep track. Of where you're going to darling. Yes.
Maybe if you wrote down. A little tick sheet. To follow.
So you could just like. Tick off the subjects. As you speak about them.
That might be helpful for you. Would you like me to give you. A few suggestions.
No you're alright. Thank you. Oh go on.
It might be fun. No you're okay. Just leave me alone.
But I thought it might be nice. For us to. You know.
Spend some time together. I mean it could be fun. No you're okay.
Oh. You don't want to have any fun then though. Because you said yesterday.
That's what you really want to do. Is you're going to. You really want to have some fun.
And how are you going to have. Any fun if you don't. Do something different.
Because you know. If you keep doing the same thing. And if the thing that you're doing.
At the moment. Isn't giving you the. The pleasure.
That you'd like to experience. From that particular activity. Then it's.
A little bit silly. A little bit fruitless maybe. To continue to do the same thing.
Yeah maybe. But. I didn't listen to hardly.
Any of what was said there. Because. My mind.
Wandered. With boredom. I don't really think.
That's a fair statement. To make. I'm not coming here.
To cause you problems. I've come here. To sort of help out.
And to see if I can. Improve things. But if you're not willing.
To even meet me. Part of the way. Then how am I supposed to.
To help you. Um. I don't know.
I mean you just maybe. Give it a little bit more. A little bit more thought next time.
Before you start saying rude things. To me. I haven't said anything rude to you.
You haven't said anything nice. Well I can't. I can't go around just paying.
Or saying nice things. And paying compliments to people. Why not? Because.
That's just not how the world works. What your world. Or everyone else's.
Well. Both. My world.
And anyone else's world. I see. You know what's going on.
In other people's minds. Every single person. In the world.
You know what's going on in their mind. And you know what they want to do next. Is that what you're telling me? Well no.
I'm not telling you that. I'm just saying. That maybe.
I don't know. I've forgotten what the subject is. I know.
I have as well. But I do remember. While I was talking to you.
I felt it was so powerful. For some reason. I felt.
I probably came across a bit bossy. But behind that. That exterior.
Of. I don't know. I just felt like being bossy.
But I felt that. There's a. There's quite a gentleness about me. As well.
As long as you do what I tell you to do. Of course. Yeah.
Perfect. Perfect. What now then? I don't know.
I don't know how we got here in the conversation. I don't know who. You're Mrs Lollipop.
No I'm not. Mrs Lollipop. And I don't like that kind of language.
Okay. Sorry. Sorry.
So are the toilets still working? What toilets? What are you talking about? I don't know. My mind's gone to a weird place. I'm trying to get back to where we were.
But I've got no idea where we were. Or if indeed we ever were there. You're trying to be all intelligent.
Aren't you? You're trying to be all intelligent. By using those big long words. You think you're so clever.
Don't you? Eh? Be honest. You think you're cleverer than I am. You do.
Don't you? I don't even know who you are. I don't know what's going on. You know who I am.
You know. You started this. I didn't start anything.
Oh yes you did. And I have to tell you. Oh.
Oh. If I had a. Oh. What are you making those weird sounds for? Ah.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
I don't know. It's gone on a bit too long now. Hasn't it? It's gone on so long.
I forgot what we were talking about. Yeah. But how do we move on? I don't know.
I thought we were getting on quite well. But you know then. Other things.
Started to happen as well. Didn't it? Perhaps we should just. Move on and do something else.
Maybe talk about something else. I don't know. I just don't think it's going very well.
Yeah. You're probably right. I had no idea what that was all about.
You must know a little bit. No. Genuinely.
Genuinely. Do not know. At all.
I just don't know. How can you not know? It don't make sense. I don't know.
Hey. Will you stop talking rubbish everyone. I'm trying to sleep.
Oh sorry. Who are these people? We're all in your head. We follow you around.
Wherever you go. Rock rock. Yeah.
It's just. I feel like I have a fair bit. Done.
But at the same time. Not enough. It's a bonfire night.
In two days time. Friday. The Day after.
of November, so Halloween, Halloween, hello, hello, Halloween, and is, is over, and I didn't seem to even notice it happened, but then I was in bed, so I guess that's why. But bonfire night, now people in other countries, generally, is, it's an English, well British, English, whatever you want to call it, thing, it's basically a celebration of terrorism, or a botched terrorism, terrorist attempt on the Houses of Parliament in, a long time ago. So what I'll do, I thought I might give you a little bit of information about it, because it's very boring, and it's not much interest to probably most people.
So, let's just Google it, so Guy Fawkes, or, it's Guy Fawkes night, 5th of November, bonfire night, it's basically, you could call it Guy Fawkes, you could call it bonfire in England, it's the same, well, when I was a kid it used to be called a bonfire night, I thought it was bomb fire, as in B-O-M, and I had a friend who used to think it was called bum fire, but he was going through an awkward period. So what is bonfire night and why do we celebrate it?
So for those in, not just in America, but other countries that maybe have never heard of it, or maybe have heard of it, but don't quite know what it's about, why is it a celebration that only happens, as far as I'm aware, here.
Now, of course, obviously, bonfires happen all over the world, I imagine, but we have it as an actual holiday, it's not a bank holiday, because you don't get time off, but it's an annual thing, on the 5th of November, every year.
So here it is, King James I's Parliament officially declared November the 5th as a day of thanksgiving to celebrate the monarch's survival. The public marked the occasion by igniting gunpowder to represent the explosives that were never used in Guy Fawkes' failed plot, a tradition that carries on today with our colourful firework displays.
So, to give another kind of analogy, say for example, if a, let me think, if a plot to stop a ship from being sunk by terrorists had happened, then I guess they would have celebrated it by showing a big ship sinking, and the sound of it, and maybe the water, so it's kind of celebrating, marking the occasion of Parliament not being blown up, we try to mimic the sounds of what it would have sounded like, and also the visual effect of what it would have looked like if the terrorists had actually succeeded.
I can see a few scenarios there, which wouldn't go down very well. It's strange really, because, you know, if something's far enough away in the past, it almost loses its importance, and I guess that's going to happen to all the things that we might find as being incredibly important in our lifetime, will go down in the same way as the Battle of Waterloo, or the, I'm trying to think, something that happened hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and millions of years ago. What country celebrate bonfire night? Celebrations are held throughout Great Britain, in some non-Catholic communities in Northern Ireland, and in some parts, some other parts of the Commonwealth.
Wow, I didn't know that. Oh, and it's their government too, isn't it? Well, it was. I don't know if it still is.
In many areas of the UK, celebrations also feature funfairs, family entertainment, and special food and drinks. Ah, see, when I was a kid, we used to celebrate bonfire night, and my daddy used to get loads of fireworks. He loved stuff like that, honestly.
So, any kind of celebration, Christmas, birthdays, um, I don't recollect much happening at Halloween. I recollect any, I'm sure stuff probably did happen at times, but bonfire night, Gooey Fox, was a regular thing, and my step-mom would cook loads of stuff, like sausage rolls and um, those cheesy fingers that were crispy with pastry, and it tasted nicer when they were cool than compared to when they would just come out of the oven. Like, some things taste better when they're, well, to me, it's only to me, don't judge me, don't, we can have different opinions, and different points of view, and different likes, and etc, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know, it can't all be the same. I'm starting to find that my mind is wandering a bit. Where did that squirrel go? Well, I used to, I used to like bonfire night, but it's always cold.
I don't remember a bonfire night where it wasn't cold, and the weather, the weather at the moment is ever so mild. Now, I have pretty much all the windows open. Yeah, the heating's on to about 93 degrees, but that's besides the point, the windows are open, and there's a bit of a cool breeze entering into me, into my room, into the room I'm in, entering inside, cooling me down.
But nothing, nothing out of the ordinary, nothing like, ooh, nothing nipple turning where you have to like run and close the windows. Close them, it's not warm enough anymore. Do you not know it's November? No, I do know it's November, yes.
I'm very aware of the day, and the day, and the month. Yeah, I'm very aware of that. But thanks for asking.
Oh, where do you keep popping up? Go away. I'm busy, I'm busy with my bestest friend, Nigel. Everyone, everyone say hello to Nigel.
Hello, my name's Nigel. And I like to, I like to play with balls, big tennis balls. I like frisbees too because they, I think it's a ball that's been set on by a big elephant.
That's why it's flat. Welcome to my world, welcome to my mind. It's not going well, I'm sorry.
I don't understand why you just can't just get on with things anymore. Here's something, here's something that you might not be aware of, okay? And it's going to be meaningless to probably everyone in the world. But then, I'm not talking to everyone in the world, not everyone can gain access to these podcasts.
And who would want to? You know, for those that don't want to. But for those that do, there's plenty. You can listen to me in lots of different places.
iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spreaker. And quite a few, actually. Quite a few different places.
It was lovely, thank you very much. Yes. Sir, I mean, oh no, I forgot the parachute.
Said no one ever. I have these dreams where I just can't seem to figure out how to use my phone. Like a basic, like calling a number.
Very strange. Very strange dream. Why would I dream things like that? Anybody? Anybody ever? Come on.
Somebody. Somebody's going to do it. Come on, don't put me on.
No, go on. Somebody must have a dream. Another dream.
Of Scottish pies. A pie with Scottish meat in. Without the potatoes.
I have a dream. Basically, all I want is a nice, nice plate full of custard. No, that was not custard.
I like custard. I don't, but for fighters. I used to, I used to love to get him to, oh, what am I talking about now? Custard? I'm not into custard.
Lars, I'm your ma, ma. What you doing, ma? You can't go around like that, ma. No.
Oh, I don't, you know what? What? And then, suddenly, life had new meaning. To me. There's a beauty up above.
And things you never take notice of. Wake up, suddenly. You're in love.
Yeah. I don't know what I was talking about. It must have been something.
It must have been about something. You can't tell me that you wasn't talking about knelt. You must have been talking about something.
Everybody's talking about something. Oh, look here. Is bonfire night celebrated in Australia? Answer.
Because Australia doesn't celebrate bonfire nights. Australia does have fireworks. Okay.
It probably holds one of the biggest firework display in the world each year. Over at Sydney, every New Year's Eve. Is bonfire night celebrated in Scotland? There is no bonfire night without fireworks display all around the country.
A little curiosity. The first firework lit off in Scotland has been traced as far back as 1507. When so-called fireballs were used by James the 1V in a tournament.
And I realize now, I'm starting to talk a bit like Words of Gummidge. A bit like the original Words of Gummidge. And I was wondering if you didn't mind just giving me a little bit of help to figure out what to say next.
No. No, I won't help you. I have other things to do.
You cannot expect me to always be here to help you with things. I don't always want you to help me. Just sometimes.
Sometimes when it's necessary. Just sometimes. Come on.
Yeah. I'm very busy right now, thank you. There's no bonfire night without fireworks display all around the country.
A little curiosity. What are you talking about? I'm so cold. Is Guy Fawkes Day in Australia? No.
Australians celebrated Guy Fawkes Night on the 5th of November each year. It symbolizes Australia's links to Britain. Guy Fawkes Night is not celebrated any longer.
Wow. How do they stop that then? You are no longer connected to England. Therefore, put your fireworks away.
Go on. Put your Guy Fawkes away as well. We are not going to be burning any Guy Fawkes tonight.
That's it. We're done. We've decided the tradition is over.
And I don't want to hear another word about it. Fair enough. Some of these questions... Was Guy Fawkes Australian? No.
He wasn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
I'm... I'm still coughing a little bit. It ain't as bad as what it once were. But now I be a bit different.
Aunt Sally. I just want a bit of cake. A bit of cake, Aunt Sally.
Just a little bit of cake. Just so I can feel the cream on me lipses. And it makes me nice.
So I can scare away the crows. Aunt Sally, go on. Just a little bit of cakes.
Just so I can fill me belly belly up. And then I can have a cups of teas with you. Oh, Aunt Sally.
Go on, Aunt Sally. That was quite good. I was pleased with that.
OK. I'm 40 years too late. You know, it's probably a bit of hit and miss impression.
When, you know... Wurzel Gummidge. Wurzel Gummidge? Is that what you just said? Is that what you said that was? Wurzel Gummidge? Sounded more like a... I don't know what it was. Honestly, I don't know what it was.
I sound like a cow having a stroke. I don't know what the hell it was. Just get out of my sight.
OK. Everybody calm down. We've had enough now.
We've all had a bit of fun. We've all had a few sherbets. Now everyone just go back to their parts of the room.
Just stay over there. We don't want any more trouble. No.
You want trouble, do you? I can give you trouble. I can give you lots of trouble. You keep messing with me, you'll have nothing but trouble, mate.
So I recommend that you walk away. You get up and you walk away. No more trouble needed.
I don't take trouble. I'll give trouble. If you want trouble, I'll give it right at you.
I'll give it to you now. I'll give it to you now. How about we straighten on the cobbles, eh? Straighten on the cobbles.
We'll sort out who's the man. So I'm the governor. I'm the governor.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy, di, di, di. Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di.
Da, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da. I'm so sorry. I'm just so sorry about all this.
I just never expected it to happen the way it did. But let me tell you how it happened so you can understand yourself. How flimsy his pyjamas really were.
It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Wednesday, Friday. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Mama. The famous festive drinks are here. Costa Christmas.
Promoted by Costa Coffee. Shall we have a look and see what this is all about? Hmm. It says here from Costa Coffee.
We're really excited to have our hashtag famous festive four. Arrive at Costa for Christmas. Travel on today and order on the app.
Wow. That was really informative. Thank you very much.
No, it's okay. But I just want you to let us know if you're going to do it. Then we need to start soon.
Okay. I think I might give it a go. Oh, that's really good.
Okay. That's nice. It can be complicated when we both sound the same, though, isn't it? I think you'll find, my son, I do not sound like you at all.
I'm a very well-bred, young, young, young, young, young, man Man, with fingers that tap at the most inappropriate time, that's what I have when I think of you. Sometimes when I'm alone, I think of how your bum looks, just like stone on a mantelpiece made of copper. We had some good times, we had some hard ones, but the main thing is that we're all happy now, happy now.
Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. With a love like that, I think you're gonna be fine, yeah. With a love like that, I think you're gonna be fine, yeah.
Because she loves you, and you know you can't be bad, bad, bad. She loves you, and you know you should be glad. Apparently, apparently, Sting, you know Sting the singer and ventriloquist, contortionist, Mr. Sting decided to put together a set, and he wanted to find out how many of those sets does he have.
Just out of interest, because it's important just to know what's going on inside my ears that don't seem to work anymore. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
And then you know it's going to be a wonderful day, a wonderful day. And la, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, ch, ch, ch, bing. I'm gonna stop that, what am I doing? I don't know why.
I think it's time for bed, foot bed. I've been tying foot bed for some time now. I really could do with going to bed.
And I've got an itchy neck as well, as a very, very funny smell that seems to be arising from where you live. Could it possibly be you that has caused that horrible smell that only seems to come from where you live? Jason, is it maybe because you never vacuumed and you never even cleaned your windows? You don't know what the original colour of the wall was? Ba, da-ba-da-ba-da-bee. A-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-bee.
A-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba. A-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba. Now I realise this may be probably the most exciting podcast you've ever heard.
I don't think they will, you know. I think they may think that you've gone a bit Burmy.
no I'm not barmy I'm just I'm just I'm just just just you know doing this stuff yeah but you're sounding a bit deranged if you don't mind me saying yeah I don't mind I don't mind I mean we've come back for some more sandwiches for Aunt Sally hmm oh you get away from that you get away from my aunt Sally it's my aunt Sally you don't you get yourself away from Aunt Sally she's my wife and you keep away from her she's she's my my my wife and I had to go you keep away hmm
I had to go and buy myself and a nice nice piece of her bread a nice piece of bread and I'm gonna go and share it with my wife so if you don't mind leave me alone and I want to see if I can do a better impression Aunt Sally would do that cooking and walks us down the street and errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to have to give you a nice big soapy wash across the lampposts and i thought that maybe if i just talked about nothing for a day it would feel lovely but it hasn't done anything
at all except me stopping her Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella i was born under one star here's a bit of trivia jim dale very well known in england for being in i think he was in quite a few of the carry-on movies.
But here's something you didn't know about him. He was nominated in I think 1967 for writing a song. Basically this the movie was nominated for an Oscar and I think this the song Georgie Girl.
Georgie, Georgie Girl. Georgie, Georgie Girl. Yeah, Georgie, Georgie Girl.
Anyway it didn't win I don't think. But I didn't know him about anything other than being anything other than being in the anything carry-on movies. He was a Broadway star.
He was very still is alive but when he was I'm guessing 87 his acting career has perhaps come to a bit of a standstill. Not many people work like really late. But you know into the... I'm just bored.
I'm boring myself. This is the most tedious recording I've ever made. Just sounds.
I'm hungry. So lots of different voices. Where's my lollipop? The idea is of a dentist giving a child a lollipop after medical dental treatment.
What's that giving? What kind of message is that giving the child? We're giving you a filling young man. Now here's some more chocolate. Here's some more sweets.
Here's some more sugar. No I think it's ridiculous. It's so silly.
It's ridiculous and silly to think that maybe I will one day rule the world. I'm gonna upload this. I'm so tired.
I did take a medication tablet. I think it might make my mind go weird. I don't know.
But I'm gonna go. Take care everybody. Take care.
Sorry if I talk absolute rubbish because I've been asleep. Bye. Bye bye everybody.
It's been a very good pleasure to spend some time with you. Yes yes yes Aunt Sally. I want some cake.
You got any cake? I used to... I was wondering if you... I like cake. I was wondering if you could get me some cake from the shop. Please.
I just like... I really just want one cake. Just a little cake. Maybe a sponge cake.
Just a really fancy one. It's just gonna make me yummy. Give me a yummy feeling.
I just love cake. I just love it so much. Please.
Dear Jason. Please can you stop making these recordings now? I think we've had our time. Yeah thank you very much.
But I'm self-employed. Nobody employs me. I'm self-employed.
I'm my own boss. So how can someone sack me if I haven't got a job to start with? I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs.
I'm fit for purpose. I don't know what to do. Oh it's been a... I don't know.
You really don't do you? You don't know. You can't not know what you don't know. Can't you? That don't make no sense.
You can't know what you don't know. You can't not know once you know it. I mean come on.
Paragraph spacing and recurring name or title errors have been tidied. Because this began as a voice transcription, an occasional word or piece of punctuation may still be incorrect.