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Hello and welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name is Jason Newland and this is let me bore you to sleep. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.
I still got remnants of my cough. I had a bit of a chest infection uh last week and it's improving although last night I was coughing but it is improving. So hello everybody how you doing? As well as the podcast I'm recording this for YouTube as well so I'm making a video on my phone.
At this stage I'm not going to be bothering to edit the video. So I hope you can hear the background rain. I love the sound of rain unless I'm about to go outside then not so much.
You know I'm not a big fan of getting wet. I don't mind uh I don't mind a little bit of moistness but I'm not really into full-on wet you know. I think that's why I'm not really into water sports because I don't like getting wet.
You know it's uh plus I'm not I'm not a very good swimmer so things like yachting or sailing and canoeing those kinds of water sports are not really my thing. No I'm just looking out the window. It's breezy.
It's cool. There's definitely a cool breeze coming in but I like it. I don't know what it is.
I don't know why. I like the sound of weather. It's you know thunder.
Oh I love I love the sound of thunder and lightning. Very very frightening. Not at all.
I love it.
Now my Nan didn't used to like thunder because it reminded her of the second world war and I said to her did you have really bad weather then which I didn't realize was a silly question but you know in the 70s in the 70s the late like 77 76 we had really really hot weather in the UK and we had an influx of um ladybirds or ladybugs you might call them and millions and trillions and billions and hundreds of them uh were basically just covering the entire country so that's what I thought that might have
been like but not not ladybirds or heatwave but I thought maybe there'd been a lot of thunder during the second world war because I said is it all the bombs being dropped that were affecting the weather and she said no it was the actual bombs being dropped that the sound I said oh ah okay I was a little bit slow to pick it up and apparently the the thunder kind of made her reminded her of the sound of the beasel bugs or beetle books buggy biggle biggles be what were those bombs that used to get
dropped by the nazis during the war the second world war um but anyway apparently they used to bounce off the ground apart from the ones that didn't and she lived at the time I think it well in London in East London I think because that's where she grew up that's where she was born and she you know well as the record anyone knows about the record god don't my arms look muscular whoa I'm trying to stretch and store no they don't all do they they just look fat I'll take fat they're not fat though maybe
I yeah yeah yeah yeah bombs um yeah London parts of London were completely flattened and my net my name said she'd go to the shops with her little boy because she had one child that was born during the war during the war uh she she'd come home and her next door neighbor's house was just missing it's almost like the wizard of oz but without um without the music and the singing and I guess the happy feeling involved in that movie you know I guess it was nothing like the wizard of oz but just in the
fact that you know a house had just gone um and it was horrible uh you know I suppose the nearest thing would be like a a gas explosion or something like that I saw something that happened in this country a house was just completely there was houses either sides it was a mid terraced or you know it was attached and it's completely gone and I just like I hoped that they're okay I didn't um I wasn't interested enough to actually find out but uh I didn't sort of I was had the the tv on mute
and it came up and I thought wow um but it's like whoa I hoped that they weren't in when it happened I mean something similar happened to my friend his cooker exploded it's not really similar because you know it didn't cause any damage but he shot across the room which sounds dramatic when until you realize how small the room is it was basically like he stepped back really quickly that's kind of what it was but you know it could have been worse um he could have dropped his sandwich on the floor or something um so
I my nan was like oh so whenever there was lightning it was almost like she had some kind of super powers and she just or she was a magician or a witch and she just disappeared so she put on this magic act whenever lightning and said nan she said oh there's a lightning or this thunder I looked at my nan and she just literally disappeared in front of me and I just for years I didn't know where she went she disappeared almost like she'd just like gone into another dimension and I just went home because
you know obviously I looked through a purse to see if there's any money that I could steal and then then I didn't I didn't and then I left um and it happened I mean it wasn't you know sometimes uh I was gonna say sometimes I go a whole year without it happening but if I knew thunder was going to be happening I'd purposely go visit her because I was intrigued because it was a really good it was like way better than anything David Copperfield ever did I'm not talking about the uh the book character because
what was he was he uh didn't he work as a solicitor or something or an accountant or something any but the magician or is he a witch and disappearing there like suddenly disappeared as soon as thunder the first bit of thunder that's my impression of thunder it sounds almost like Japanese thunder doesn't it um I don't know why that um it's a thunder anyway and she just disappeared if I couldn't if there was no this is bad if I was visiting and there's no thunder coming up what I would do is I would uh I'd
have a little tape recording I had this little digital recorder in the last like 20 years and I'd play it really loudly and suddenly she didn't even know that you know even if she didn't know that thunder was coming just a little bit of thunder and suddenly she just disappeared and then you know she passed away and that was one of those secrets I always wanted to know what happened where did she go a new a different dimension some kind of magical pocket in the universe I remember saying to my dad about it I said
did she ever do that with you the you know when you was a kid like thunder and he said oh he started laughing I said what's it you know we're talking about an emotional reaction due to bombs being set off I don't think it's a laughing matter and he said no no it's not that I said what he said well where do you think she went I said I don't know was it some kind of magical uh realm that she went to you know did she transport herself to a different place until the thunderstorm was
over and he said he said son he looked at me I don't think he actually knows my name but he always never called me Jason has always said son which is weird during the um the 10 yearly census that we have in the UK you have to list everyone in your house he just put son four times he's got four kids wife and his own name so I said to my dad was my Nana witch a witch and he said no I said well I'm just flummoxed if I'm honest I'm don't know what happened I
don't get it I don't I don't get it are you sure that she wasn't a witch and he said well son looked me in the eyes again which I never really understood because it's only me and him there you know even if he wasn't going to say my name he didn't need to say son either I would have assumed that when he was talking he was talking to me you know that he wasn't talking to the coat rack you know suddenly I'll have a conversation with the TV monitor you know let's talk to the bookcase
no I know you're talking to me because it's just me and you here you haven't got to say my name say my name god damn it and he said to me had you ever considered looking under the table I said what he said yeah that's where she hid she hid under the table what you didn't know did you not realize did you not know she always how many tables she had in the house in case it was in case there was a thunderstorm she always had a table nearby I said I didn't notice he said
so you didn't notice a table in the bath no I just thought it was just useful to um if you were going to play cards or you know solitaire or maybe make a jigsaw puzzle he said no no the tables were so that she could hide under them and then I thought about it and I thought wow because I remember it was quite difficult to get up and down the stairs because there's a tables like just basically balanced all the way down there's about five tables just on the stairs alone and then I started thinking
about it I said well what about when she was out he said did you not realize did you not see that big table that she had strapped to her back I said oh yeah forgot about that he looked at me like I was some weirdo well I'm not the weirdo you're the weirdo I didn't have a mother that carried a table strapped to her back you did so yeah that was her thing she um was always prepared I do sometimes wonder what it's going to be like when I go to heaven and I meet my
grandmama and just her greeting me me saying oh Nan I've really missed you and she probably give me a hug you know because very nice kind person and whisper in my ear we need to talk what's what's wrong then what what was about I've heard some of that crap that you've been talking about me you don't know I've come up with some rubbish it's like Nan oh but I bought you a cake to eat I bought you some flowers you can't take flowers to heaven I think it's a bit like hospital wards now I don't
like flowers no no we discovered that flowers no we don't like them no it's like you used to be able to take flowers and fruit into hospitals mind you can't even take your own family anymore can you no so yeah no everything's going good it's uh it's been a it's been a good day hmm so I've got this phone right I don't know where to look in it there's like this tiny little dot just there there that's the tiny little dot so I'm trying to look at the dot so it might look like I'm looking
into the camera but you know what don't know plus I don't actually want to look at myself because I find it distracting some what and I shaved my head look I shaved my head what's weird is I look like I'm grey I've almost like got a grey scalp and I'm not grey well okay I've got some grey but I don't have grey like fully grey hair I really don't stop saying I'm grey so yeah I haven't opened my RODECASTER PRO yet in fact I think if I move the microphone just for a for those on
camera there's a box behind me which is the RODECASTER PRO and I'm going to make a little video opening it just an unboxing video never done one I might have done one before but just just for the hell of it and I know I want to address I want to address another thing that's bugged me a little bit Sebastian my best friend Sebastian from Deutschland um he was going on about you need to sort out your mouldy walls or it's probably how does he speak yes you need to sort out your mouldy walls that's how
he speaks yeah he does that a lot and I said um first of all okay the walls are not mouldy at all there is no mould in this flat there's lots of things that I don't you know that shouldn't be here but mould is not one of them okay that if you can see there there's actually sound proofing on the wall I have soundproofing all around here but I removed the soundproofing from that part of the wall because I wanted to use it elsewhere but it's left because I use glue okay glue to stick the
soundproofing pads to the wall it's just left a little bit of that felt so that's all it is it's not mould now I thought for some reason that maybe people would think it was like a pattern patterned wallpaper a very crappy pattern but nevertheless some kind of designer wallpaper um but as I look at it more and more I realize that that's probably never never gonna happen because it does look a bit mouldy but it's not mouldy it ain't mouldy so I think you should uh you should take your word Sebastian use your witchcraft turn
them into a flannel big soapy flannel and wipe your balls with them wash your balls that's what I think so staying alive staying alive uh uh uh uh staying alive went to bed early I didn't make even one recording yesterday at all I didn't feel so very great yesterday at all but um I will be making a few today to catch up or to make up for it um it's one of those things you know if I'm not in the right mood I can't do these I can't do the let me bore you to sleep
podcast because if I'm not in the right mood I'm just I'm too grumpy to do it I just like sometimes I can I can be mildly humorous when I'm grumpy I start moaning about stuff and uh I can come and come I can be quite good but there's been times when I've done a whole blog or vlog podcast rather all videos as well in the past where at the end of it I thought I've just been angry all the way through this which isn't really what I want to do not really so yeah I quite
like to go out you know just I like to go out every day take Andre out for a walk he won't go out in this he won't he will not go out in the rain I mean he will go out in the rain but I have to hold him and I have to put him inside my jacket so it's kind of a bit pointless really and he doesn't even get down to go to the toilet he'll hold it in till he gets home he's such a good boy honestly the amount of times he's pooed outside
probably less than 50 times in six years seriously I've not counted them but you know I could say safely less than 50 times because you know I don't exaggerate and say less than 20 times but in reality probably is more than 20 times it might be 24 times it might be more than 30 times I think 50 I think that's too much I don't think he's he just doesn't like to do go to the toilet outside he'll do wheeze me just wheeze while he's walking I don't think he's you know particularly bothered about that but
he likes to stay he has to stand still and part of the problem with that is the the instincts that he has is I guess he feels vulnerable when he's just crouching down doing a poo plus I keep kicking him no I don't so there's there's that I guess he feels safer in here I mean why wouldn't it feel safe he's basically living in a mansion which is very secure very secure he's actually been a lot cuddlier to me lately a lot more affectionate and I don't know why that is I'm not complaining because I
do enjoy it I mean it's nothing I enjoy more than stroking my ferret but he'll lay on my lap and I'll stroke his bottom half like the pretty much his body and then I'll like play with his underneath his chin and maybe you know ruffle his hair a little bit and stuff and and it'll lay there for half an hour and just fall asleep but it's a different kind of sleep I think it's for me it seems more like he's in a trance he's the physical pleasure that he's getting is just sent him into a
almost a different mindset a different state because well first of all he doesn't snore when he's asleep he snores and he's like he makes weird noise and like like that there's the noises he makes and then he sneezes here's the thing he does he likes to poke his nose in the water I'm sure he just like breathes in through his nose and then he goes and climbs underneath one of his jackets that he's got on the floor and he just proceeds to sneeze for the next half an hour whilst I'm recording always when I'm recording
hardly does it when I don't record it's it's it's his thing you know it's his way of annoying me he's got many different ways to annoy me and that's one of his ways to annoy me and now he only drinks bottled water yeah I've got this big container this big it's basically a dirt tray but it's never been used as a dirt tray so it's a big blue plastic thing and I put water in it which means he's got a lot of water that he can if he wants to get in sometimes he does get
in and he puts the water goes like that and the water goes over his head or under his chin and he drinks it and stuff now the last few days he's been well first of all he keeps wanting me to change the water like you know every few hours he's looking at me change the bloody water dad which is weird once a day should be enough considering the amount of water and considering he drinks out of a drain yeah he licks the bottom of lampposts it's a bit of a weird fussiness going on here doesn't
really you know a bit incongruent I would say and recently he's been like where is he I'm gonna grab him there he is I've got him with me now he's been exaggerating not liking the water so he's been put he's been drinking it and then going like that it's an exaggeration I know trust me and I was trying to think what is it and he kept coughing and spluttering really making a big issue so I kept changing the water and he kept doing it so I thought is it the water is the tap water just
not tasting right for him so I got a little bowl of his and I put bottled water in that little bowl lapping it up absolutely happy no problem now hello hello you all right mate in fact I might I might pick up the water bowl and show it to you give me two seconds oh whoops I'm spilling all over myself there you go look he's drinking out of it now absolutely happy aren't you okay maybe not that was a bit boring I spilled half of it on the floor some of it on my leg but
my legs used to be wet so it's okay say hello to everybody Andre so I'd like to have him part of this podcast I know it's can't really hear him as much on the podcast but with the videos on YouTube you're about to actually see him and I will share the pod the videos from YouTube on Facebook as well yes I will yes I will yes but for now do I get down okay for now I'm not gonna put any effort into editing the YouTube videos for now I need to build up to that because
there's so much other things to do so I am going to improve the videos and there may even even be some kind of introduction possible possibly an introduction maybe musical or some kind I have to use uh non-copyright open source music so what I might I don't know I'll find something I think a good introduction would be and also I'm thinking about this for the podcast right an introduction where I can just say all the stuff at the beginning that I say on every single podcast it's so boring to say after 15 years it's uh
you know um saying my website address and saying please only listen when you can safely what is it close your legs you know it's imagine how many thousands of times I've said that so I'd quite like I'd quite like to maybe do an introduction for the podcasts where it's just done and then I just add the recording but I don't know eventually I might organize I'm gradually getting organized you know it's like when I the other day I don't know a few weeks ago a couple of weeks ago I changed the images of about four
podcasts and I spent quite a while doing the images and making the images and and then I changed them and I thought I'd do and I was there for a few hours and I just did four you know now it's a little bit like that with introductions if I if I got to get got myself in that mode of okay let's make an introduction for the uh relax and sleep hypnosis daily podcast and I could do that one that lasts for maybe 30 seconds and then think well that went well and then just go through
the same process but differently you know different a different introduction uh for the relaxation hypnosis for stress anxiety and panic attacks so I have a different introduction for that or different introduction for the deep sleep whisper hypnosis podcast you know I mean just but that one will be whispered in it only listen when you can safely go to art about to be whispering obviously so yeah I'm just looking at um different ways of doing things to gradually gradually improve things yes oh yes yes yes yes yes yes what other things have happened I found my
friend's snake the other day it was in the garden it disappeared in January that was a bit weird I was looking out the window and there was this big long snake probably about four foot that's like what oh it's like wow because it wasn't that big it was half that size when I last saw it not that I measured it not really into measuring things so I I tell you what right I've got the RODECaster there and I can't be bothered to learn to use it it's like another bit of equipment I've got to learn
to use I've got a camera over there that I've not learned to use yet and it's just all these instructions and I've watched videos and all kinds of stuff on how to use the camera um I've watched loads of videos on how to use the RODECaster pro when all I really want to do is just press the on button and record and that's it you know I just want to record just want to like with this I've got this is the ipad or the iphone right I just press record any videos that's it that's what
I want out of a camera um and in all fairness it probably isn't even that much better than this is is a I think it's probably a better quality picture and it was you know it's cost a fair bit of money but I don't want to do anything special with it just record you know I mean I just noticed something that I hadn't noticed before there's actually a thing at the top of this which is room for a microphone I wonder if the microphone would fit into the iphone you know what the way I see
it if I can make videos on the iphone and then edit them and not have to bother with any of the other stuff I might just do this I'm I'm up for it's not that I'm lazy it's just I don't have time to spend all day editing or spend hours and hours and hours editing a video because I'm going to be making maybe four videos five videos a day and it's not because I want to make lots of videos it's because that's how many podcasts I do for the different podcasts I have so I'm figuring
if I'm doing a podcast I might as well just make a video at the same time and so yeah that's kind of where I am with this yeah yeah so I don't know what you think I don't know what you think what you're thinking here what you're thinking so basically basically when all said and done at the end of the day nothing I did do what did I do I started doing that was a little loud started doing jason chat vlogs again now I haven't probably not made any long probably not going to make any
long vlogs like I used to simply because this is kind of like a vlog in a way but but not in another way because it's purposefully boring but then I'm just naturally boring and I think if you've got a superpower you might as well use it you know especially if that's something that is anti-society in a sense of like you if you act in a certain way that doesn't fit in with society's rules like being hugely boring but you can use it to help people and earn a living and whatever then I think you should
you know I think it's it makes sense I mean I'm over 30 now hard to believe I know but I am over 30 and come on George has clicked I'm over 30 and I I'm over 40 and I'm over 49 I'm 50 I have I'm 50 51 this year 51 51 in August so anyways like oh always and all look at our old years I ain't doing too bad for 51 not really not really maybe not doing too good either but you know doing too bad for my age I try and get by try and
not cry but sometimes I have to cry when I remember I'm 50 years old so I just I do have an issue with being 50 I do I do and the annoying thing is I don't have any money to go on a midlife crisis and I want to I do I want to I want to go on a midlife crisis I want to I don't know go somewhere probably Thailand or maybe go traveling you might say but Thailand's traveling yeah but I probably won't be sightseeing so you're different different yeah not well I don't know
I do like the idea of going to Thailand and I've watched lots of videos on living out there or being out there for six months and it dawned on me I could actually live the financially exactly how I am now out there as long as I've got some equipment with me she knows so it just be a case of like for the microphone for the camera for whatever else the laptop just having cases for them having a special bag for that equipment which wouldn't be that big which I could then take on the plane with
me as a you know side bag because that would be well there'd be a you know a few grand's worth of equipment all together and then I could then record podcasts make videos whilst I'm out there as long as I can access internet now I could sort that out probably before I left and use yeah I just have to find a way to use the internet to upload my stuff and at the moment I've got lots of internet here so I've got internet on my ipad I've got internet on my phone which has reduced the
time it takes me to upload my podcasts so it's really about saving time when possible so instead of spending two hours uploading podcasts which you used to with the with the normal internet I've got now with the internet on my phone it takes a lot less time and also it generally uploads first time so you haven't got to just keep up trying to upload the normal internet kept cutting off it's very very bad for uploading the speed was awful now the uploading speed on my phone is nearly as much as my download speed on my
normal broadband and the download speed on my phone is sometimes even double you know and then I got and I thought you know what I can half the amount of time it takes me to download stuff or to upload stuff if I get internet for my ipad so I've got internet for the ipad as well and so I've got I've you know record the podcast do the editing and this is the same for the videos as well I upload the videos with my phone the internet is so much quicker the video is uploaded so much
quicker and while that's happening I can't use the phone for anything else because it disrupts it the same as with the ipad if I'm doing something I need to kind of just step away the broadband if I'm using it to upload something or to download yeah uploading downloading is not so bad downloading doesn't seem to mind interruptions and it just continues you know if it's an interruption it just continues later uploading it needs to be continuous and all the energy goes to it so if I'm using the broadband to upload a video or podcast the
internet on the tv doesn't work like just everything just slows down to a halt while that upload is is going through now I don't have that anymore because I've got the phone internet unlimited broadband or unlimited data but it's 4g and on the ipad 4g again unlimited different plan same price and it's a pound a day and I can upload as many gigabytes as I want every day and it's twice as quick as it is on the broadband and I can do both at the same time so I do actually if I've got uh two
one podcast for example that I need to share to different podcasts so if I do a deep sleep whisper I share that to other podcasts as well there's two versions one with one without music so what I'll do is sometimes I'll I'll just do one and I've got a certain routine so I'll start off uploading the first one on the phone and then I'll upload the same one the same recording to the Jason Newlands hypnosis podcast and then whichever one uploads first and I go to the next one and share it to the sleep hypnosis
and you know like that so it takes maybe 20 minutes instead of two hours to do that's a lot of energy a lot of time saving so the only really real thing that stops me from making more recordings is well me me as well me you know for being not lazy but sometimes I'm not in the mood but I want to give my best to you all I want to I want I put everything into it kind of I'm looking out the window but also I like a day like this it's quiet there's no one
in the garden there's no one mowing their lawn there's no interruptions really which is better really you know I prefer it but in the same way you know it's May the 8th Saturday 8th of May I don't really you know it'd be nice if it was a sunny day although I quite like just like the sound of rain I really do I really like the sound of rain I don't know why that is it's just relaxed yeah it's relaxing isn't it it's I just feel nice when I hear it I feel ever so nice it
pleases me so yeah so those watching on YouTube just it's a little bit weird in a way to be back making videos a little bit weird I mean I suppose you know if you were watching me 10 years ago I had hair I had I had dark hair and a little bit of a little quiff at the front I wasn't wearing glasses maybe I still had a a bit of a like a beard but it was dark dark brown maybe a couple of white little bits but generally and I just think you know 2011 10
years ago I was making a lot of videos back then oh people love banging the gate it's almost like people take their attitude out on the gate bloody gate yeah I don't care about other people if it wakes them up yeah it's a attitude people got attitudes stinking thinking as old Zig Ziglar would say stinking thinking so yeah I'm going to try and get the roadcaster up and running I've got it it's just there they are it's just over they are but I can't be bothered to get it out of the box I think what
it is is I've become comfortable making things that are the way they are and some may say some may say some may say um why get it then what bloody get it if you like do things the way they are well bloody do it then huh and that is it's quite a valid question actually but it's not about me it's not about what I like it's about what I'm trying to achieve and I'm trying to achieve a better quality um product product it's not really a product is it me just waffling on about nothing for
an hour not really a product um although there will be there will be cds and possibly dvds available for you to purchase in the future believe it or not on amazon I am I'm going to start selling stuff not now in the future I'm going to make thousands of dvds and cds all available for you to download not download to buy purchase but nobody buys cds anymore I've even surprised there are I've had been asked many times many sound like politician many many times many many times I've been thinking about producing cds um if Boris
Johnson wasn't a prime minister uh do you think that he would be under observation in some kind of quarantined establishment just to find out what's wrong with him what's wrong with me um vaccine vaccine Boris Alexander it's not Boris is Alexander Alexander which I don't understand right Boris is his second name apparently Alexander is his first name now in my culture the English culture that I am being brought into from a a baby we have first names first you know we use the first name we have usually now my step granddad didn't everyone called me
Harry that wasn't his name that was his surname that was his middle name I didn't know that until I went to visit him in hospital say yeah I've come to see Harry whatever his surname was Harry granddad and they said no no such person here I'm afraid please go away I said no way away and I phoned up my my um stepbrother and he said yeah no that's not his name I said what he said no granddad that's not his actual real name is is I forget what it was it was Carl or um Jesus
or something like that he had a different name anyway Elvis and since being a like a teenager or something like that or maybe even as a kid everyone was called him Harry but nobody knew why because everyone from back then was dead so like I don't even know if he knew why we didn't at that point but I'm just saying if whoever he he remembered why he was called Harry maybe there was someone else in the family that had a similar a similar name I don't know why it's just like Jack John calling someone John
Jack why it's a different name it's not John and the Beanstalk it's Jack and the Beanstalk but was Jack's name really John weird weird but yeah we have first names because you might not be aware that in some countries or cultures I don't know if it's religious I don't think religion should have anything to do with the actual government governing of a country I think that's why would you let superstition and fairy tales go be part of the governing of a country and the laws of that country come on man but anyway um in some
countries they have their surname first so when I used to work in insurance I used to try to educate people say no it's the first name first and they'd say no our second name is first I said no not here it isn't and then I find out that the second name was exactly the same as their first name it's like what that doesn't make sense I never understood that it's like you know we in our culture in the western world right you do not call your child Jesus you do not do it doesn't it's not
acceptable if you're a Christian or a Roman Catholic or whatever regardless of what religion you do not call your child Jesus now that's what I was going to call my child Jesus Elvis new land so if I had a kid I'd call him Jesus or her Jesus oh I don't know juicy not juicy juice is a good name isn't it weird the way people think differently like you would not call your you'd never call your child Jesus that would be almost it's not it's not illegal it would have been at some point I imagine but
it's not a little bit no one would do it even even atheists know not to do that because they're gonna probably have a hard time of it I wish I could go back in time anyone want to have a baby with me so I can call a baby Jesus you actually I was I actually thought I would call it baby Jesus so when they're like 18 birthday happy happy 18th birthday baby Jesus just to have to like say their name and have a rule no deep hole no change in your name baby and I never
acknowledged that someone changed their name I never ever called him that had a girl at school I used to date her actually which could be why she did want to change her name I don't know did you know Tracy Stevens he went out with Jason two weeks later yeah I'm not Tracy anymore I'm Veronica maybe that's why but yes I was friends of her but she's changed her name I just refused no I'm not gonna you know it took me four years to learn your name I'm not gonna start remembering a different name and it's
like nah you're all right I suppose it's in some ways ignorant of me but on another way like if you've got an issue with your name that's your issue not mine if I meet you for the first time and you say yeah my name is Veronica I'm gonna call you Veronica or the see what what annoys me I meet people in the in you know it's probably because my name but when people I've met people called Jason and they introduce themselves as Jay or Jace that's not your name I'm not gonna call you Jay or
Jace Jason that's your name that's what I'll call you no my name is Jay no it's not besides Jay that could mean anything Jamie Jason Justin oh that'd be Jew wouldn't it Justin Jah Jah Jah how about Steve shortened to Steve no no it's not happening stop it your name is not Steve it's Steve and it's not shortening it if it takes the same amount of time to say the name it's not shortening it is it saying Steve it takes just as long as saying Steve you still got that e at the end Steve Steve
in fact Steve is longer if you extend the e my name's Jay could be James no call yourself James Jay no I've got a friend called James there's a neighbor and another neighbor calls him Jay I'm Jay me not him me me I've heard that name Jay I'm Jay I'm Jace not him so yeah I um I'll answer to most things to be fair Jay Jace Jacey sexy Jacey GCJ GCJJ JJ DJ JJ which I used to used to be called DJ JJ or Jason or son I wonder when he'll actually learn my name I
mean does he talk about me when he's with his wife I wonder how son's doing which one oh the third one like my brother's called Philip he calls himself Phil I don't call this I don't call him Phil I call him Philip because I've always known him as Philip but he moved away when he was eight he moved to another part of the country and everyone called him Phil I didn't I've never called him Phil I called him Philip it's and I think it and I might annoy him I mean I'd do it more if
I thought it was annoying him but I don't do it for that reason it's just because that's how I've always known him to be Philip but everybody calls him Phil white Phil white Phil I call him Philip because that's for the first eight years of my life or no eight years his life rather I knew him as Philip he wasn't like brought back from oh his name's Philip but let's all call him Phil why don't you know and now there's a new thing well it's not that new but calling people by the shortened version name
first like straight away it's not a new thing because my stepsister she's about 70 so and she's called Debbie Debbie I remember saying to her what right Deborah she said no it's Debbie I said no it's Deborah though isn't it she said no I said of course it is Debbie is short for Deborah that's just a short you know I thought calling her Deborah Deborah would annoy her didn't think it would annoy her that much so we obviously had to go and speak to her mum to find out the truth and she said yeah no
her name's Debbie I said well that's not right Debbie is a shortened version of Deborah Deborah Deborah like John is shortened for Jonathan although my name actually no I do know people called John that aren't Jonathan but forgetting that I bet you there's people out there called Stee S-T-E like name that on their birth certificate Pat Stee what's that about there's some weird noises in here blooming Alessandro it's those poltergosts again so yeah the next recording I do may be may be using the Rodecaster Pro so I'm gonna go I've taken up way too much
of your time so remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy do something nice for yourself something groovy take care and lots of love bye
Paragraph spacing and recurring name or title errors have been tidied. Because this began as a voice transcription, an occasional word or piece of punctuation may still be incorrect.
