#442 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (1st July 2020)

Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland and this is the sound of a ferret squeezing through a plastic tube in the hallway. Yeah, that's really good timing Andre. So this is let me bore you to sleep.

Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Yeah, so before I start, I should got a message, got a message. Where is it? Somewhere, somewhere.

Oh, Georgie sent me a picture. It's a TikTok of a little cute little ferret. It looks like Andre when I first got him.

Very cute. Sandra added me as a friend and said, or she asked to be my friend, I think. And she said, where do you live? And I said the UK.

So that was that. Yeah. It's to say hello to Lilith.

And I've got to answer a question for David as well. So I'll do that in a second. Molly sent me a message.

Jason Newland. So, and then you're the best. So thank you, Molly.

Were you having a weird day today? I did get a message from, oh, who's that? Hmm. Let's have a look. Notifications.

Inbox. Okay. A message from Vanessa.

Wish me and Kevin a happy 13th anniversary, July the 1st, which is today, please. So a big, happy 13th anniversary to Vanessa and Kevin. Hope you have a lovely day wherever you are.

And Groovy. Groovy. Groovy.

Are you in Canada? Yeah. I think. Nova Scotia.

Is that Canada? Ontario. That's Canada, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Happy Canadian Day. And okay, I've got another messages apart from David, who wants to know, why does Andre like cat food? Well, David, first of all, hi, David. Hope you're well.

Hope you're looking after your mummy. The reason he's, basically, when I got him, can you hear him in the background? He doesn't normally do it that often either. He's doing it to wind me up.

Now he's going to go to sleep. So, he, basically, when I got him, he was about five weeks old and he was eating cat food. That's what he was eating.

He just stopped being fed by his mama, because she used to, and apparently she used to produce cat food. Just a liquid version. So he went on to solids that made sense to do with cat food.

He could, you know, he can eat raw food. He's able to. He's built that way.

But I gave him a bit of chicken once, when he was little, and he grabbed it and he hid it. And I thought, I didn't like the idea of bits of raw meat being hidden around the flat, under my bed or wherever else. Especially not something like chicken, because chicken really stinks.

And it's also really unhygienic. So, not that I imagine any rotting flesh is particularly, you know. Mind you, here's something you might not know, and this isn't really to David, it's just anyone.

I'm going to back it up in a minute. Soap was made from raw flesh. It was made from cows, I think.

That's how soap was made originally. Do you believe me? I'm going to Google it. How was soap originally made? Here we go.

Okay, well, the Egyptians mixed animal and vegetable oils with alkaline salts to produce a soap-like substance. The Celts made their soap from animal fat and plant ashes. See, but in those days, ancient Mesopotamians were first to produce a kind of soap by cooking fatty acids, like the fat rendered from a slaughtered cow, sheep or goat, together with water and an alkaline like lye or lye, a caustic substance derived from wood ashes.

The result was a greasy and smelly goop that lifted away dirt. I like that word, goop, smelly goop. So, the reason I know about, oh, is sometimes the fat was drained from the animal by the meat, by the meat being put into a container and sort of having it drained off.

So, yeah, definitely was meat. Fat, animal fat comes from meat, doesn't it? So, yeah, I was kind of right. What does it say? What does the Bible say about soap? King James' word usage, total 72, wash 53, bathe 18, wash away one.

In the Bible, there was also two scriptures, references to soap. Although thou wash thee with nitrate, and take three much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before thee. No idea what that means.

208, 2800 BC. There's the first soap. What does soap stand for? Okay, I'm bored with that now.

So, yeah, Andre's been eating cat food for, you know, his whole life really. Apart from when he didn't. But he does also have dry food, like ferret food, which has got vitamins, although I do need to get him some vitamin paste.

And although he doesn't like the current cat food that I'm giving him, he likes whiskers with gravy, and he likes go cat with gravy, but not extra gravy. I mean, he doesn't, he will finish the food. I have to, what I have to do now with this particular cat food that I've got for him at the moment, he won't, he doesn't like.

I have to put water into it and drain away as much of the gravy as possible before he'll eat it. And even then, it's under protest. You know, I eat it and he'll look back at me and just growl and go back to eating.

But I'm going to try and sort that out in the next couple of days if I can. Oh, bless, bless. Oh, here's something I didn't tell you about.

I think I need to cut his fingernails. He's so annoying. He can't keep still for two seconds.

He's already been out. I took him out for a walk, a long, nice walk in the, in the park. Made sure that he only stayed on the grass so he didn't hurt his hand or his foot rather.

He didn't scratch it. So, you know, I just, hello, mate. Yeah, I think his nails are sticking to the carpet, so I'll have to cut his fingernails.

It's never ending. They just keep growing. Why? Why? Why? Oh, yeah, I don't know if you saw it.

I read, I got a review. Got a review. Got a review today.

Today. Oh, no, it's not the one. I keep getting these messages.

I hate Jason. Hope he's all well. This is Francis from Monday's meeting at St. Andrew's.

Who are you? Who are you? Monday's meeting at St. Andrew's. I don't know who you are. Did I enjoy the seminar? What seminar? And he says, lastly, congratulations, you made it to the team.

What team? Who are you? I don't know who it is. Is there someone out there pretending to be me? And if so, why would they? I also want to say thank you to Elizabeth. Thank you, Elizabeth.

And I got a message from William. This is on my, this is a review on my website. It says, thank you.

That's the headline. I used to enjoy listening to your recordings. He says, I just want to say thank you so much, Jason, and keep doing what you're doing.

This is literally one of the quickest ways for me to fall asleep at the moment. I fall asleep waking up to your boring, monotone voice. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Again, thanks so much. Monotone, boring. I thought I was exciting.

So thank you, William. I do appreciate your kind words. So that's it.

There's nothing else for me to read out, I don't believe. Yeah, that's everything. Unless I've had any messages since I started.

By the way, just in case you're interested, because I'm up at night, I was trying to, and I've got headphones for my, it's from a TV, but it's not, it's for the Apple TV. So I can watch, I don't have membership of much at the moment. But when I've got membership, I can watch the stuff and I can watch Catch Up, BBC, Channel 5, stuff like that.

But I was looking for a way of listening to the television and watching it. Without, because just so I can hear it at night, because it's a little bit too low. And now I've got new neighbors.

And I found an app called TV. What is it called? It's called TV Player, which is quite cool. It's a TV player.

You have to sign up for it, but it's free. I'm not sure what it is for other countries, but in the UK, it's free. And some channels you have to pay for, to be a member to pay for it.

But the basic channels like BBC 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, that you know, the basic channels are free. Basic TV channels are all on there. That's really cool.

Because not all of the Catch Up, I wish that ferret would shut up. Not all the Catch Up stuff has live TV. BBC 1 does.

ITV does. I'm not sure if Channel 5 and Channel 4 do. But things like E4 doesn't.

I can't watch E4. I don't know. Now I'm pretty sure Channel 4 doesn't do live TV on the, you know, the app.

So you can watch it on the TV guide, which is quite cool. That was really boring, wasn't it? It really was. Anyway, what I found, I did something new today.

Something new I did. And I don't know if I'm going to call it something different. But I added it to my Let Me Boy To Sleep podcast, and also shared it on some of the sleep stuff.

And it is, let me have a look. Okay, Jason's Storytime. It's number one.

So I did the first one today. I might call it Jason's Beddy-Bys. Or Bedtime Story or something.

I don't know. I have to have a little look and see what other people have named theirs so I don't copy. But you know, I'm definitely not the first person to do Bedtime Stories.

But I thought I'd just do my own version, you know. And it's not going to be my own stories, it's going to be very old, out of copyright books. So I started off, I found a few quite short stories, but also famous stories as well.

But these ones, I think, possibly the original versions. And they were adapted and made a bit more better. So the stories aren't exactly how I remember them.

So today, this afternoon, I recorded two stories, two little books. I've published one, or uploaded one rather, which is Three Bears. And the other one I did was Three Pigs, Three Little Piggies or something, which I've recorded, but I've not edited it and I've not uploaded it yet to podcasts.

So number one, Jason's Storytime, Three Bears. And I don't know how long it lasts for. Let me have a look.

32 minutes and six seconds, that one does. So it's really just like a bedtime story. But because it's out of copyright, it means that I can produce, you know, I can record it, release it.

And I haven't got to, you know, ask for anyone's permission. And I thought, I'll start off with something small. And then build up, because there are other things, other books that are out of copyright, that I would actually like to read myself.

One's about Henry Ford. Not Fonda, Henry Ford. And so I'd be quite interested in reading that.

It's autobiography. And then, you know, there's other famous books, The Wizard of Oz. And again, they're going to be very different from the film.

But it might be, you know, fun to read them. So it's not quite, it probably sounds very babyish, because of the particular title that I've started off with. But it's, it's not quite as awful as it sounds.

That'll be an advert for my products. Not quite as awful as it sounds. You know, my recordings aren't absolutely rubbish.

So on Friday, I sat on my glasses. I'm still a little bit angry about it. Because I was downstairs in my friend's flat, took my glasses off to look at something that was close, close to me.

I don't mean emotionally, I mean, my glasses are the distance. So I took my glasses off. And I forgot they were on the settee.

And I sat on them. I didn't even realize I'd sat on them. I'm not, I don't mean I went to the toilet and they plopped down.

You know, I didn't, I didn't realize. I knew they were there. Or, you know, they were around.

So I went to put them on. And everything seemed different. Just didn't seem right.

Didn't, things didn't look right. I couldn't figure out why. It just didn't make sense.

And my friend said, they're my sunglasses. Can I have them back, please? We laughed. No, they weren't my glasses.

And I took them off and looked at them and they were bent. They were bent, not completely bent, but distorted in shape. The lens on one of them was almost falling out.

So the one thing that I really depend on is my glasses and obviously my heart and, you know, all the other parts of my body. But, you know, I mean, outside of my skeletal system and spine and brain. And glasses, I need them for watching telly, for just seeing the number of the bus as I'm waiting at the bus stop.

I can see the bus without the glasses because most buses are quite large. So now they're wonky. I've got wonky glasses.

I mean, proper wonky. It looks like I've been in a punch up with someone that's just basically beating up my glasses. It's a bit annoying.

So now I need to go to the opticians and get them to fix my glasses. But I also need an optician's test because I haven't had one, or even an eye test. I ain't had one for about three years, at least.

Hey, more expenses. Yeah. I really could have done without.

See, here's me all the time. I've been telling you how slim and light I am. Basically, I have to wear heavy boots.

Otherwise, I have to carry a rock around on me. I float away. I'm so light.

And then I sit on the glasses and I realize, maybe I'm not quite as light and fluffy as I thought. Maybe I'm not a cloud. A bit annoying.

So now I'm going out with these glasses and I look like I've got like a sideways face. So it doesn't look like a... It looks a little bit like I've woken up after having a really restless night. And my neck is kind of stuck in a sideway position.

I pulled a muscle or something like that. When they say you got a crick in your neck. Cricket? Frog? Hamster? I don't know.

But I don't. And as my glasses seem to lean down, I find myself leaning down with it or with them. Yeah.

So I did that story today. I'm not even sure why. I've been asked to do stories.

I've done stories in the past. I've read stories. I've made up stories.

I have read out of books in the past. And they were always well received. But I just couldn't be bothered really.

Now I'm thinking I'll do them as part of the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast. If they get a good reception then I may start a podcast on its own just for those recordings. But we'll see.

I'm not going to start a whole new podcast from scratch yet. I'm going to wait. So once I've got maybe 10 or 20 or 30 recordings for those and provide in there people like listening to them, I will then make a podcast specifically for those recordings.

And they'll still be available on, I don't know, they'll still be available in another podcast, but there'll be a specific home. Because there may be some people that prefer those stories more than hearing me talking about... I've got no idea what I've talked about. What have I been talking about for the last two and a half years? I must have said something.

What? What? I don't know. It's just, it's a strange one really, because when you think about it, well, you don't have to think about it, but if you was to think about it, how many... I've got 441 Let Me Bore You To Sleep recordings. 441 and plus the number one Jason Storytime.

So there's 508 hours and two minutes. I must have talked about something. What have I been talking about all this time? 508 hours.

How could I have... That's my slipper. Wow, I wonder what I've talked about. Do you want to know how many stats? Are you excited? Please Jason, can you tell us about the stats today, please? No, I don't want to.

Oh, go on, please. No, you can't make me. Oh, please.

All right then. Statistics. Wow, it's really gone up.

Detailed statistics. So now I've got 1,442,222 altogether. And do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

So today I've got 6,436 downloads. 6,436. And what's the time? 10.15. So still three hours, nearly three and a half hours left before the end of the day, statistics wise.

And there's usually a few hundred added on overnight, you know, as it's calculated. So we're looking at a 7,000 plus day today. Yesterday, 5,539.

The day before, 5,335. The day before, 4,258. It's not, not too bad, is it? Not too grotty? Not too grotty.

So yeah, if you've got any ideas, if you've got any preferences for books or something, I think you need to listen to the one I did for me to sort of give you an idea. But it's done in my way. If that makes sense.

I imagine anyone that likes listening to me doing these recordings, there's got to be at least three people. And you imagine me reading a, you know, a children's fairy tale, for example, which, you know, three bears kind of is, although the story has got nothing to do with porridge at all, which surprised me. Although it's fairly nice, because I thought, oh, this is going to be boring.

It's just going to be like, who's been eating my porridge? Who's been eating my porridge? Who's been sleeping in my bed? There was nothing like that at all. Completely different story. And her name is not Goldilocks in there.

It's Golden Hair. So unless it's a copy, but I think it's 1903, this book was written. So I don't know the history.

I don't care either. But it looks like this was the original and then they, you know, expanded it to make it exciting. Yeah.

So I, yeah, you can probably imagine what it'd be like, me reading that book. And the good thing about it is it doesn't really work on my, the phone's too small a screen to do really anything other than I can look at stuff and, you know, look up stuff while I'm doing recording and get videos up. And, you know, so the phone's really good for that on the apps, especially like for podcasting.

And I can, you know, there's quite a lot I can do. The iPads are really good for reading. So I've got these, I'm finding these places where I can read books, and it works on the screen, I can get it to scroll down.

And it's big enough for me to work with. So that's what I'm going to be using when I make my storybook podcasts. So it's quite cool.

I've got like little bits of things that I use for different things. So I've got this tablet I use for the recording. Although I had to be doing quite a lot of editing, especially when I make a recording during the day.

You know that I think the microphone was too close to my mouth, so I had a t-shirt on. That doesn't make sense, does it? So what does a t-shirt not go over your head? No, it doesn't. What's it got to do with you? I have to have the microphone inside my t-shirt.

It's a little bit like camping. Or I'm a little bit like a tent. It's quite warm in here today.

Last night it was cold. Now it's warm. I just don't know where I am.

So yeah, so I'm going to be making more of those. I don't know how many people have listened to it so far across the different podcasts. I don't know, maybe a few.

So let's have a look. Statistics. Okay, that's what I need.

Detailed statistics. So I need it for individual podcasts. So let me put it to sleep.

It's a 38. So that's not a lot, is it? 38 on there of listened. 79 downloads on my Sleep Insomnia Hypnosis podcast.

64 downloads for the Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply. And the only other one it was on was the Jason Newland Free Hypnosis 13. Wow.

Wow. Wow. So yeah, it's had a few listens.

So I guess it's going to have by tomorrow, it probably would have had 300, 400 listens to that. And I don't know, people might like it because it's going to be different. Probably different from other things I've done and I haven't done the research and I'm not going to bother doing it.

But I imagine it's going to be different from what anyone else would do as well. Again, I might be wrong. Never have been before, but what's it like to be wrong? What does it feel like not to be perfect all the time? Actually, I want to get the iPad out.

I want to show you. Will it open? Now, I bet it might. I don't know if it's going to distort the microphone.

But there's quite a few books. No, I want to open it. Excuse the banging and bonging and binging.

I might as well use this stuff, might I? So I'm just going to turn it on. I genuinely don't know how to use it yet. I'm not even sure how to turn it on.

Takes me just a lot of playing around to get it turned on. A lot of just random stimulation, you know, just pressing various buttons in the hope that something will happen. So, here's the... I'll take my glasses off.

I don't need them on for this. I'll just put my glasses on the seat so I can sit on them later. So, these... The Three Bears, Denslow's Three Bears, published in 1903.

And I got this from the Library of Congress, read.gov. So, free to use and reuse. Classic children's books. So, the ones that are on here is A Apple Pie by Kate Greenaway.

Don't know, never heard of that one. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Bum. Pictures by W. W. Denslow.

Oh, that's interesting, isn't it? Ah, it just goes to show that I reckon the one I read was the original Three Bears. No porridge required. Unless he just did his own version.

And the next one along is Peter and Wendy J. M. Barry. So, that might be one to read. Let's have a click on that.

Peter and... Wow, 301 pages. That's a bit ridiculous. All right, let's just make it a little bit bigger so I can read it.

I can't do this on a laptop. Peter and Wendy, the works of J. M. Barry. Novels, stories, plays and sketches.

Ah, I wonder what this is then. Peter and Wendy by J. M. Barry, illustrated by F. D. Bedford. Is that the same person? No, it's not, is it? Ah, copyright 1911.

So, this is photocopied or copied anyway. The New York Public Library, G153110. And it says Aptor Lennox and Tilden Foundation.

Wow. Maybe the picture, maybe the reason there's so many pages is because it's got lots of pictures. And we just have a little... I mean, if you want me to read this, I can, but not now.

There shouldn't be too many difficult words. Wow, it's not that many pictures. It looks like it's just a really, really big book.

I want to come out of that, get rid of that one. The next one is Peter Rabbit. Again, 233 pages.

That's books by Thornton W. Burgess. Bedtime storybooks. He's got adventures from lots of different people.

He's got the adventures of Reddy Fox, the adventures of Johnny Chuck, the adventures of Peter Cottontail. But isn't this Peter Rabbit? He used the name Peter twice. A bit lazy.

The adventures of Uncle Billy Possum. The adventures of Mr. Mocker. The adventures of Jerry Muscarat.

The adventures of Danny Meadow Mouse. The adventures of Grandfather Frog. The adventures of Chatterer the Red Squirrel.

Wow, that's quite a few. So this book is... Oh, it's not. It's Mrs. Peter Rabbit by Thornton W. Burgess.

With illustrations by Harrison Cady. Boston Little Brown and Company, 1920. Copyright 1919.

All rights reserved. Not anymore. Oh, wow.

Anyway, I won't spend too much time on that one. So that's another big book. The Raven.

Is that a children's book? It looks like some kind of religious-y thing. It's 133 pages with nothing on them at the moment. The Raven.

Okay, by Edgar Allan Poe. Didn't he write a whole lot of books and ghost books? Illustrated by Gustave Dore with comment by Edmund C. Steadman. Published... Oh, Harper & Brothers Publishers, New York, Franklin Square, 1884.

1884. Wow. Wow.

It's quite a while back, isn't it? 133 pages. So I'm not sure about that. So I'll just read the other ones.

I've got The Story of the Three Little Pigs. So I've read that one already today. So I'll release that tomorrow.

Give me a second to look forward to. And they've got The Rocket Book. I don't know what that is.

Snow White or... That's weird. It says Snow White or In the Wood, The House. Snow White, The House or In the Wood by Laura E. Richards.

I don't understand that. The Secret Garden. That's something I think I'd quite like to read.

The Secret Garden, until I saw there's 399 pages. What's going on here? How can there be 399 pages? And that'll take me... I won't be able to even do that in a month. I mean, probably 10 pages per recording.

Which 300 pages in a month, isn't it? But 399, so it's not unless I did more. So The Secret Garden. Let's see what kind of... What's the language like? That means English, but is it kind of Old English or... There was something mysterious in the air that morning.

Dot. Nothing. Can you imagine if I kept saying dot after? There was nothing in its regular order, and several of the native servants seemed missing.

The native servants. Wow. I'm not sure if this is an up-to-date book to be reading.

Okay, but it's a very famous book. Okay, well, I'll put that on hold for now. There's Baby's Own Aesop.

So I don't know what that is. Baseball ABC. Well, that should be good because I'd like to learn a little bit about baseball.

You've got Ballad of the Lost Hair, Jack and the Beanstalk, and other stories. That's gotta be the one, isn't it? That's gotta be the one. Yeah.

Anne of Green Gables. The Children's Object Book. And then there's Denslow's Mother Goose.

I'm beginning to think that Denslow just did his own versions of stuff. You've got Jungle Book by Rudyard Kippen. There's In the Court of King Arthur.

Then you've got Denslow's Humpty Dumpty. Again, I wonder what that would be. Anne of Green Gables.

I want to have a quick look at Jack and the Beanstalk. Because that interests me. There's 157 pages of this one.

The pictures are lovely. Bear in mind that this is the original book. You know, it's a copy.

It's been scanned or whatever. But I just don't want to look. Jack and the Beanstalk.

Oh, cool. So contents. So this is not just... So the Jack and the Beanstalk.

Then there's What Arthur Lost. Indian Babies. Marion's Troubles.

May's Valentine to Bubba. A Visit from Mr. Robinson and What Came of It. The Knowing Raccoons.

The Story of Mazy Popcorn. Valentine to a Sick Doll. February in Florida.

When I was a Boy. The Honey Guide. Well, there's quite a few.

This seems more to my liking because each one lasts for... Well, actually some of them don't last for more than a couple of pages. Anyway, I'm not even sure. It's 157 pages all together.

Doesn't say what year it was. No, it don't. Jack and the Beanstalk and other stories with many illustrations.

I thought it said with Mary illustrations. Illustrations of Mary. New York.

A Albert Publisher. And there's a picture of Jack being chased by a giant. For some reason holding a big knife.

Doesn't really need it, does he? You know, when you're sort of 10 times bigger than... You know, I mean, you don't need anything really. Just your fingers. Just needs to finger him.

Well, you know, pick him up. So I might read that. But there are lots of different ones.

So there's this and I'm pretty sure I've saved. Edit bookmark. Okay, so I don't need to edit bookmark.

So if I go out of that, search for children's books. Out of copyright. List of public domain free books for kids.

So you can get freebooks.com And these are... A kidnapped Santa Claus. A little princess cast upon the breakers. So I wonder if I can... Ah, yeah.

So this is guttenberg.org. Read this book online with images. Yes. I want to read it with images, man.

Yeah, there's no images. This is no good. Oh, that's a bit rubbish.

Okay, so if I just... Santa lives in Laughing Valley. Okay. It's a very short story.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a very short story. So I don't think I'll bother with that.

Plus it's an HTML file. It's not really... You know, I want to read it. If I want to read stuff online.

Online. Read online. That's kind of the main thing.

Emmanuelle.org.uk. A small collection store for kids online. Free ebooks for kids. Public domain free kids book.

So this is freekidsbook.org. So let's see what's on here. Best of English. Banana.

Really? What's that? CKF nursery rhymes and songs. Colour our story. Free at last, the US civil rights movement.

And Aesop's fables illustrated for children. Okay, that's cool. So these are free to read.

I can read online. Classic colouring. Practice tests.

Emotional intelligence for teens. Kick the butt. Aboriginal colouring book.

Okay. Hindi alphabet practice notebook. They didn't think they taught Hindi in schools.

Did they? No. Didn't teach it when I was at school. Mind you, I struggled with English.

French. Nah. German.

Forget about it. I just... Yeah, I was pretty good at English, I think. Colour me safe.

Safety colouring book. Aesop's fables with questions. Health and safety.

These are boring. The world I live in. Oh, it's Helen Keller.

Now I feel guilty. I had no idea she wrote a book. You know, that a book was... that she starred in a book.

I might read that. I've actually heard a bit about her. I mean, how on earth she learned to read and do anything? Not being able to see.

Not being able to hear. I mean, it's just phenomenal. All right, I'm going to save this page and maybe I'll read that.

Save it. Save it. Public domain free kids for books.

Admittedly, not all the books I'm going to be reading are going to be for children. I mean, Aesop's classics. Read online.

Okay, I'm clicking read online. It's not doing anything. Let me read online.

You said I can. So let me. It's 128 pages.

It's saying read online. Okay, let's turn the volume down for that, please. Thank you.

I see it. Good. It's the smallest pages I've ever seen in my life.

So how am I supposed to read that? The pages are tiny. Seriously, absolutely tiny pages. I think some of these pages are not very good for stuff.

So I don't get this. There's a bit for the book, but it's taken up a tiny little bit of the page and the rest of the page is just full of other stuff. That is not what I want.

See if I can. Oh no, it allows me to do it to the big page. It'd be moaning for nothing.

The young crab and his mother. Oh, I like crabs. This is a case of just sort of figuring it out.

Oh, I might have a look at that sometime. I'm going to turn this thing off, turn it off. That's it done.

Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, V off, V off, V off, V off, off. So yeah, and that's it, I think. I'm really really pleased that I was able to brighten up your day by talking about all this interesting stuff, yeah, so remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy.

Lots of love. Bye.