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Hello and welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name is Jason Newland and this is let me bore you to sleep. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.
Yeah. So I hope you well. It is Wednesday the 10th of June 2020.
Yep. So I've got a couple of messages. I'll read those out to see what ones I can read out.
Okay, right. I haven't checked me. Wow.
Okay, this board is now a bit of talk, I suppose, as I'm on here. So let me have a look. I've got a message, got a message.
Okay, so a message from Katrina. So I've just replied. Well, it's 26 minutes past midnight.
So I received a message last night at 23 minutes past eight or 23 minutes past 20 o'clock. Thanks for the friend approval. And that's okay.
I don't remember. It must. Yeah.
Anyway, I don't remember. I've had a few friend requests, actually, in the last two days. Don't normally get that many.
And because on my, I suppose this is my, I don't know, it's not private, it's public, but like the main Facebook page. But then I've also got the hypnosis page, which has more, you just basically like the page and follow it. And I post my stuff on both those pages.
Plus, I've got a special page for the let me bore you to sleep on Facebook. So if you want to find that, you can just click on, go to Facebook and search for let me bore you to sleep. And you can just like the page.
And the only things I post on there, apart from the odd picture of Andre and stuff, is the let me bore you to sleep recordings. I don't post anything else on there. So it's not as cluttered, or I don't like the word clutters, it is correct.
Clutters isn't correct. Anyways, it cluttered is what I meant to say. And so yeah, Katrina says, I'm a nurse.
And in the USA working during the whole pandemic, glad to find you let me bore you to sleep podcast helps turn my mind off nightly. Keep up the amazing work. Be listening to you now since March.
So thank you, Katrina, for your kind words, which is what I've written. And that's what I would say. So thank you.
It's very, very nice to hear a little bit of feedback and April, April, May, June. So you've been listening for three months. Yay.
So thank you. It's nice. It's nice to hear nice things.
It's nice to hear nice. I like eating food that is tasty. I like I like watching telephone fishing programs that I enjoy watching.
And I like hearing nice things. Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? I keep trying to get into our bank account, but the apps not working for some reason. So I can't see I've got any money.
Oh, it's working now. Oh, no, it's not. Our mobile app is temporarily unavailable.
Our mobile app and online banking services are currently unavailable. Oh, lovely. Thanks.
We are aware of the issue. Well, if you weren't aware, you wouldn't be having this message, would you? And are currently working to restore the services. Automated telephone bank services are unaffected.
Automated telephone banking services. Oh, yeah, you can phone up and choose different numbers and stuff. What you can do with automated telephone banking, so if I'd have read a little bit further, I wouldn't have had to say that.
Now I'll read it out. You can check the balance. You can make transfers.
And you can make payments. You can find out about recent transactions. This service is available 24 seven.
Well, that's weird. See the number. And then it says if you have any queries, call us on telephone number lines open eight to six Monday to Friday, nine to five Monday, Saturday and Sunday.
It's exactly the same telephone number as the online banking. So hopefully that'll be up and running because I have to make a payment tomorrow. I don't think I've got any other messages.
So just let you know if you've got messages you want me to read out. It might even be could be anything at all. It could be just say hi.
Say hi to me. And I will I say hi. It could be you know, what you listen to what you know what podcast you listen to of mine.
And what you like, why you like it? I don't know what could be a show you could do like a daily thing. Okay. Just for those that listen daily.
So this is only valid today. And I'll read them out tomorrow. Okay.
So if you want to read them out, unless you send me a message between now and tomorrow's recording, and tomorrow's recording I normally do basically midnight onwards. So it could be anytime. So you need to send up in the next say 20 hours.
What could the question be? And then I'll read it out. Could be a question. What is actually I'll ask a question.
How long have you been listening to me? I don't mean don't don't write about eight minutes and 46 seconds. And I mean, you know, how long, whether it's weeks, months, years, in what amounts, it might sound cocky of me to say, you know, you might say, who'd be listening to you for years? Some people have. So and some might say, well, you can't be very good then if people are still listening to you years later.
That's kind of, I suppose it's quite a good point, but I don't like it. I don't like that point at all. Wish I hadn't brought it up.
So yeah, I don't think I've got any of it. So yeah, how long have you been listening? To be fair, I could, I could, I can read them out the day after, couldn't I? But yeah, let me know how long you've been listening to me. And maybe what brought you to me? Because that'd be interesting for me to hear, or to read, and I'll read it out as well.
So you can send me a message on Facebook, Twitter. You can post, send me a message on my website, jasonnewland.com. There's a, you can send me a message there. Yeah, that'd be cool.
I don't know how else you could, you could send me a message to jasonnuland.hotmail.co.uk. So I've rejoined Instagram. I used to be on Instagram, but either that or I've just joined it for the first time. But I think I've rejoined it and I kind of stopped, stopped using it.
I never really sort of got into it. I just used to post messages or share posts from YouTube and stuff. And my glasses are on the floor.
Wonderful. And so what I've done is I started up again, watched a YouTube video on how to use Instagram, because I wasn't really sure outside of just sharing from YouTube or, you know, that kind of thing. I didn't used to go onto it, but I've noticed something which surprised me.
First of all, I had a message. Can you believe it? I actually had a message. And where is it? Okay.
Where are the messages? Where are they stored? Okay, right. I don't know. It's gotta be somewhere, isn't it? Does anybody know how to get the messages from Instagram? Posts.
So I'm looking. Archives, close friends, saved, name tag, Insights, your activity. Man, I've spent eight minutes, seven minutes on it.
So I've got 120 followers. And apparently I'm following 74 people. I've got four posts.
And I've put myself down as the name of my Instagram is Jason Newland, the hypnotist. Or one word, Jason Newland, the hypnotist. And so I've got Jason Newland, motivational speaker.
That's what I've named myself. My name is Jason Newland. I'm a podcaster.
Since 2006, I have been providing a free hypnosis service online. And it's got my website, jasonnewland.com with a link. But where are the messages? So I posted a video.
It's at 12 views. It's called You Deserve To Be Happy. It's a short video, 10 minutes.
How weird? Does anybody know? Does anybody know? Unless it's just under activity. But if it's under activity, oh, I've got a message. This is from CMM112009.
So I don't know who that is. It says, Hi, Jason. Good to see you on here.
Good to see you here on Instagram. I hope you're doing well. So I'm going to reply.
Okay, so hi. Thank you. But I don't know who it is.
And I suppose I clicked on I could see who it was. And I don't know. I don't know how to operate this thing.
I feel like I'm How do you go back? All right, okay, got it. So two comments on my videos. Oh, yeah, that is that was a comment on the video I did.
12 views. Katkins01 liked your photo, liked your video. Kissy started following me.
I'll follow you back. Kissy, Kissy liked my video. Loved my photo.
Rihanna liked my photo, started following me. And I'm following. Suggestions.
Where are the messages? Am I being really slow? I don't feel like I'm being slow, but I might be being really slow. Anyone? Your general messages, notifications are often messages that you may hear, but you can turn them on at any time. Primary messages.
So I seem to have find it. I found it. So here's one I found, right? Is it totally true? It's a message from Eb.
And I sent her a message. She sent me a message on the 23rd of February 2019. That's how long it's been since I even came on it.
I can't believe it. So she's message was Hi, your podcast on Spotify is absolutely amazing. I struggle to get to sleep every night.
But within minutes, listening to your playlist gets me to sleep within a matter of minutes. So I thought I better reply. So hi, I've only just seen your message.
So it's taken a year and a half to reply. And thank you for your kind words. And she's like got laughed a lot.
She actually replied. I didn't know she'd still be on on Instagram. You know, it's such a long time away.
It's like a couple of laughter thing. But that's absolutely fine. Still go this day sends me socks on.
So yes, it's it's really weird. I know that it's all about really pictures. And let's face it, I've got a face for radio.
Face book, I suppose now face for podcasting, I have got ideal face for podcasting, but not for being seen. And although someone on YouTube, I got a message cut messages on YouTube. Because I posted I got so much to tell you.
Oh, so much to tell you. Inbox. So I've got a couple of messages from ghost.
He commented on one of my one from yesterday, I think it was to let me boy to sleep. Cool video, my guy. Thank you, ghost.
And friendly toad commented on my latest video that I did. Nice to see, see you in person. I see it in person video.
Yeah, I suppose it's ash comments on you deserve to be happy. Jason's daily motivation podcast. So basically, what I've done to thank you friendly toad.
And then I've got Gianna, Gina commented, I love it. Shirley commented, want to be friends. Caitlin commented, want to be friends.
And I've got a new subscriber three days ago, Brad, Brad hybrid. I'm assuming it's Brad, Brad, Brad from Facebook. And if it isn't, then hi, anyway, hybrid from YouTube.
Then you've got another new subscriber Deborah low. Hubert comments. Please do a session on compulsory something posting under every new video of Uncle Newly.
It's really a burden and nothing helps. Well, Hubert, I will do my best. Cuz, cuz, cuz, and a person.
It's four days ago, this comes on at the perfect time every night for me. It's midnight here in Ontario, Canada. So cruise, cruise, cruise, the K I said, why? A, N, M, L, F, R, K. I know what I mean.
I know what it says, but I want to read it out. But yeah, KF, thank you, KF. Just looking at your channel now.
All right, you got animals and animal lover. Oh, okay. Right.
So thank you for that message. And Joseph Jones commented. Oh, 44.
Oh, seconds. I mean, it's a 44 seconds. Sexy melts online.
I had no idea that was relaxation. Relaxing channel AB66 commented. Good luck.
Thanks. Regina, four days ago. I want to be friends.
Jason King commented on one of my videos. 0.46 seconds, hotgirls2020.com. Okay. Holly Anne, five days ago, commented.
Want to be friends? Harley commented five days ago. Want to be friends? Brandia commented. Want to be friends? Twice.
Oh, wow. Roman commented, Jason, Newland free hypnosis service. Do you want a shout out? And I don't know who, Roman again commented five days ago.
And he sent it one, two, three, four times. Jason, Newland free hypnosis service. Do you want a shout out? Four times, four different times he sent the message or comments.
And I'm not sure. Oh, let me see who you are. Wow.
Who is he? He's got four point. He's got 40,000.9 K subscribers. He's got a lot of subscribers.
Subscribe he here. Oh, wow. I wonder why he's asking me if I want to shout out.
Free PS4 games. So his latest video, which was a week ago, 78,000 views. The one before that, a month ago, 145,000 views.
Two months ago, 518,000. And perhaps I should just say yes, please. I don't know.
Just not had anyone ever asked me if I wanted to shout out before. Mind you, I am asking a number of people if they want me to shout out. Noah Drysdale, hi.
If you're listening, hi. Hope you're well. Thank you for listening.
And so everyone say hi to Noah and hope you're keeping well. So yeah, groovy. I got Clarissa commented, one of your friends.
Leanne commented, one of your friends. Stacey Lee commented. Thank you, Jason.
So thank you, Stacey. Jilly commented. Can you guess what this is going to be? Yep.
One of your friends. Sayer commented. I loved it.
So thank you very much, Sayer. Hubert commented. Whatever became of your plan to sell everything and to immigrate to USA so you can personally vote for your sweet blonde lout Donald.
You know you're not allowed to leave even the city. Okay, there's more to it. I won't read it anymore.
Stacey commented. Love it. I'll tell you what, here's the deal, Hubert.
If you, if you, I will read out your messages. How about that? I will read out your comments as long as they're not rude. I will read them out.
So that's, so Hubert's my friend, my YouTube friend. It's very funny, but he's also very rude at times. So if you've got some comments and you want me to read them out, I will, as long as they're not rude and offensive.
How about that? The only reason for that is because people of all ages listen to this, which I've only really found out lately. So I have to be, I try and, you know, I don't swear during the podcast generally. Sometimes I might, but that's tough, but I don't aim to.
Sometimes, perhaps I don't realize I've done it, but, you know. Please reply, Jason. Oh, okay.
This is David. Hi, David. I am, I think I mentioned this.
I did, reply to this a while back because it was Michael Stevens that said, are you still going to keep the, let me bore you to sleep three? Nobody wants to pay today. I'm not worth any money. The answer is yes.
And see a groovy that's done. I did reply to that both on YouTube and during the podcast as well. Yes, yes.
Yes. And yeah, yeah. So it's all good.
It's all, all very, very good. So I will continue. I tell you what's, it's not weird, but what's a little bit strange is, Oh, that's not right.
My videos, where are my videos? My channel. My ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, channel. So I posted you deserve to be happy, the video.
And then I posted the podcast version, which a little bit shorter. It's edited. The audio is better.
And it's number one is I've called it number one daily hypnosis podcast you deserve to be happy and then I put that my name in the date you know like I do with the podcasts well the video version that's not a lot it's like 20 views not a lot obviously but compared to the other one which had about six views and I don't get a huge amount of views for my videos I really don't and on YouTube I mean compared to the the thousands I get on the podcast it's strange I don't know maybe if
I start showing my funny face maybe I'll get more because when I posted the video of Andre a very lazy ferret you know when he's on his lead and he keeps refusing to come back and then every time I select the lead he kind of runs off again I love that little monkey and that's it's not had if it's got 43 views mad hundreds on Facebook but it didn't it's hardly sort of caught fire but a lot more than any of the other videos generally get but I think that's because most of the videos I
upload nowadays on YouTube I just shared from Spreaker so they're just the picture and then just the podcast with the picture you know so it's not it's not actual video and YouTube's all about video isn't it I came up with that all by myself so maybe I need to bite the bullet as it were and do the exact opposite to what I want to do did you hear that I think the microphone just went fuzzy sorry about that I may have to edit that out either that or I will reduce the sound on it I
put the phone too close to the microphone and it started going started moaning so yeah what I've decided to do and the person's fault the person to blame for this is Rachel so Rachel you're to blame it's Rachel's idea and if you listen to this Rachel you know I'm saying this with love okay Rachel had an idea of see if I can see the message I'll read it to you if I could find it it was a few weeks ago and I think my response was a look Rachelle Rachelle you haven't sent me a message
for a while Rachel what are you doing?
okay I'm just trying to find it Rachel sent me a parcel of Heinz a Heinz parcel which had like beans and stuff in it really lovely gift it's very very very kind to me and she's got a cat and wait a sec okay all right I can't find you well isn't it strange when you look back because I'm now in 30th of April so it's like a month and a half ago I'm just looking back what some of the messages that I'm not going to read them out by the way some of the messages personal
ones that Rachel sent to me and what she's been through and I hope you're okay anyway I've not heard from you in a few days so I'm not always very good at keeping the conversation going which is weird considering I can't keep this conversation going for years like an online ongoing conversation but when it comes to texting and messages and not great I think I found it no I can't find it anywhere oh wait a minute I can't find it wow I can't be that far back surely no I mean there's one miss I will
read this out and this is from 21st of February I'll read it out it's personal but it's also so lovely that I'm gonna read it out but it's not personal like in a horrible way and Rachel said just want I want you to know I will support you all I can and so yeah that's it basically so she does support me all she can so that's really lovely thank you she also sent me some soundproofing as well or you send me some soundproofing Rachel I can't find anyway I can't find it damn it anyway here's
basically what she said is yeah I found it I'll just listen to one of your relaxation hypnosis for stress this is on the 28th of January she sent this it just shows you it's quite a while ago what January April May this is for four months and I don't know 12 days I was just listening to one of your relaxation hypnosis for stress I think it was 78 or 79 it was very inspirational and helped me feel positive that I was going to have a good day thank you I think you'd be great at doing
a daily positive podcast just a short one helping people to start the day to start a day anyway just an idea thank you again I replied no I'm not going to you can't make me you can't control what I do I'm not going to do it I won't and and I said actually what I said that's a good idea what should we call it and Jason's Jason's daily devotional that sounds a little bit too sexy doesn't it said not sexy but sick like it's not sect what's it called you know you enjoy the organization they
kind of don't want you to leave not sure just had to think and you know I'm just going back and forward to us that's a really good idea I should call it Rachel's great idea so I'm letting you know and I should have I'm not sure if I mentioned it so perhaps I will perhaps I will put it in the description of the podcast that it was Rachel's idea and I thought about doing something similar but you know what lights you have done things suddenly similar but not this is pretty much to the word of
what Rachel said to do like a short video I don't think she said video of a short podcast and I'm not that great at doing short things on my even when I start out you know sometimes I do these stress relaxation for stress podcasts and I actually start out saying this is going to be a short recording it's only gonna be a very short recording I know that I say this a lot but this definitely is going to be a very short recording so don't worry I promise you 56 minutes later I'm saying to them
sorry there wasn't a short recording it was supposed to be got sidetracked didn't really get sidetracked I got infused it's really I got enthusiastic and passionate about what I was talking about or what I was doing so that's why kind of they go on because I you know sometimes with those podcasts I'll just do a recording I'll just say okay let's talk about as Rachel says sort of positivity but maybe the conversation could be about dealing with self-doubt or you know and I'll talk about my own experiences and I go from there and why do
you know and then before I know it I've gone off and I'm talking about stuff try and bring it back so when I do these recordings I don't even attempt to bring it back to anything which is quite obvious I guess for those that listen or try to listen the amount of times I started to tell you something and then suddenly I'm talking about wheelbarrows or something just completely different subject I try to come back to the subject with those ones so if nothing else you can listen to them to laugh at me trying to
come back to the actual topic and it would be nice to get other people's stories and oh I've just got a message just come through so be nice to get other people's stories and I can use those in the recordings which is probably a good question to ask people on that podcast isn't it I guess anyway I've got a message I'll read it before I myself before I tell you who it is okay right I'm not gonna read out who it's from but I will reply to it on here and I'll also reply to it
on like in a private message but I'll read out the message but I won't read out who it's from there's no way in the world you'll ever know and it says my anxiety and depression are really bothering me lately I feel like I'm it's non-stop would you suggest a particular meditation or podcast episode of yours that might help or the best Lisa Dunbar oh damn it's not really Lisa Dunbar anxiety and depression are really bothering me lately I've got I've got a podcast but I'm not sure which ones you listen to so the relaxation hypnosis
of stress anxiety and panic attacks is the the one that's focused specifically at those subjects and a particular podcast maybe maybe if there's anyone listening to this they're sort of in a similar situation or have been in a similar situation and have listened to my recordings something that's been useful maybe you can send a message send me a message or something like that let me know then I can pass it on to to her or him and the other thing is what I'll do is I'll post the podcast I'm just trying to think of a
specific podcast the thing is because I do so many to me I imagine they're all useful but don't get a huge amount of feedback if that makes sense the only feedback I get is people keep listening so it's kind of bums on seats you know I'm doing a show people are coming and paying to sit down and watch it in a way you know if I was doing a theater show or stand-up show or whatever play people are coming but if there's no reviews if there's no I don't get any feedback I won't know why
they come in to watch it and a lot of that is I think that's what's happening with my podcasts and I don't get a huge amount of comments on the actual podcasts yeah a few but you know like today today yesterday Sunday Shambhala let me have a look if there was a soldier yeah yeah yeah yeah see yesterday I got over 5,000 downloads here we go stats again see yesterday's not finished yet so probably gonna be about 5,300 5,400 once they actually calculate all the stats the day before four thousand seven hundred and ten and
that was Monday Sunday four thousand seven hundred and ten no Sunday three thousand nine hundred and three that's very low day so five thousand and twenty three considering I only really only released two recordings yesterday I think maybe a release more and one of those recordings got hardly any listens and that's the new podcast I've got so let me tell you about my new podcast it's very exciting my new podcast is called I've already told you it's called Jason's daily motivation podcast I spent ages putting the the image making the image and I mean I
don't know if it's good or not I'm not an artist you know I'm not I'm not a graphic designer all I do is I try and make something that I think looks okay looks I don't know I mean my favorite one of all of them is to let me bore you to sleep I spent hours putting that together loads of different versions and because I had a few different versions of the picture the podcast picture but the yellow one with Andre in his hammock and then the picture of the headphones for the podcast headphones on
the left and I mean I suppose it could do with being changed but I like it so I'm keeping it as it is I just like anything with Andre on I like but the Jason's daily motivation podcast has not got Andre on at all what I've got is little images of podcasts so Spotify Spreaker no Spotify Stitcher Castbox Google podcasts and Apple podcasts there's little images right at the top of the page and they're the top podcasts that I get views from that I don't know views listens so it's not so much an advert for
them because I don't need to be advertised by me but it's more to let people know where they can hear me and listen to me listen to this podcast and I've also got my web address right at the bottom now I haven't shared it anywhere apart from the first episode I shared on Facebook Twitter no no yeah Twitter as well I think and then I you know shared on YouTube but the actual podcast I think I had one listen of it on the actual podcast but it's not been shared on Spotify Stitcher iTunes or anywhere
like that it's just I have to wait until I've got a few days worth before I can share it so by the end of what's it now Tuesday Wednesday now did I say it's Tuesday it's Wednesday it's Wednesday the 10th I'm sure I said it was Tuesday the 9th no it's Wednesday the 10th so by by Saturday so Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday by Saturday I should be able to start sharing it to the main podcast hosts and once it's on iTunes or Apple podcasts as it's now called it would then automatically get shared with
some of the other bigger podcasts the podcasts and I don't know what you would call them what directories or yeah so let's have a look sources so to give you an idea you might not know this I might not mentioned this but I might have done out of my this is just for the last few days but it's pretty much standard I'd say for the you know overall the percentage of people that listen to my podcasts come from Apple podcasts fifty two point sixteen percent Spotify 25.
37% Castbox 4. 45% then Stitcher 4. 16% and Google podcasts 2. 41% so all of those those logos are on there I put those on the the image for the new podcast and then podcast addict 1. 72% overcast 1. 47% generic Android app 1. 06% Spreaker 0. 92% it's less than 1% iTunes 0. 74% jasonnewland.com my website 0. 74% Podbean 0. 70% TuneIn Radio 0. 59% PlayR FM 0. 51% Acast 0. 38% Deezer 0. 35% Stitcher demo don't know what that is 0. 31% com. evolve. podcast no idea what that is 0. 19% Pocketcasts 0.
18% Chromecast 0. 18% other 1.
42% so yesterday just to give you an idea and the top three I had 2,651 Apple podcast downloads or plays 2,651 Spotify 1,305 plays Castbox 227 plays and so look at my website how many did I get on my website yesterday 37 37 plays on me with that and hmm and see what other Stitcher so yesterday Stitcher 227 Castbox 227 that's the same Google podcast 111 which was yesterday podcast Addict 79 overcast 62 and 37 from my website and all the others come from the various different places so really Apple podcast and Spotify they're the
main main main main place I mean it's I literally wouldn't have an audience without them without iTunes or Apple podcast and Spotify without them blimey I'll give you an idea and I I realize this isn't the most exciting thing in the world but I'll give you the stats for this is just the the numbers of last month 22,663 downloads from Apple podcast Spotify 9,207 Stitcher 2,185 is that right don't seem right how can that be right if I've got 150 downloads 150 no isn't right I'm pressing the wrong one well it's this month so far
22,660 this is for the first ten and what nine days okay I'll move that one last month this is May Apple podcasts 80,981 Spotify 31,817 Stitcher 6,369 Castbox 5,957 Google podcasts 2,521 podcast Addict 2,454 and Google podcasts 2,163 and my website 425 yeah so that's that's a big difference from I was trying to think 22,000 that can that be so this month the last nine days was it the 11th or the 10th nine or ten days and I can find out yeah in the last nine days I've had 22,663 Apple podcast downloads Spotify 9,207 Stitcher
2,185 Castbox 1,973 Google podcasts 925 podcast Addict 732 Invercast 708 and my website 171 so that's ten days so is it 30 days in a month two four six what do I just download so 42 10 10 20 30 that's not so good 40 what's it doing what are you doing what are you doing so far this month 42,359 downloads in June that's not very good because it means I'll only be getting 4,812 so that's only about yeah it's about 130,000 for the whole month that's really low last month I had 147,149 the month before
that now I can't have any less than 250,000 for this month no it's not acceptable probably haven't done myself any favors because I've not released didn't release many deep sleep whisper ones so far this month which I should really I should you know I really should and so the podcast a deep sleep whisper yeah I did I did the first second third and fourth of June I didn't didn't do anything to the eighth so I missed three days out and outside of that I think I've been pretty good for most of the stuff maybe people
just getting fed up with me don't blame them 424 well this is number 425 I think they'll let me boy the sleep what on earth what on earth it's almost quite party-ish the the image for the Jason's daily motivation hmm hmm I don't know sleep hypnosis weekly so I didn't do one from the 21st you haven't done one since the 1st of June I'm due to do one I should have done one in the 8th of June so two days ago here's me thinking I'm gonna do one every day I'm gonna start doing a sleep
hypnosis daily blimey I can't even do the weekly ones ball in the neck 4th of June when I've done something since the 4th of June sure I have 4th of June relaxation 8th of June I forgot to post it so whenever I do relax or a relaxation or a sleep session that's got music in the background I post it to my I've got like another podcast which is called sleep hypnosis with music it's all I say it's renamed it sleep and relax hypnosis with music and so I post them so I get I don't know
what I get what do I get I get something look it's clicking me out what's it clicking me out for hmm sign me in yeah face ID that's it mr.
phone so with the sleep hypnosis weekly with a music one I'd get yeah it's so look yeah I don't get a huge amount like yes they got 120 to 120 downloads day before 166 and the last time I actually uploaded one with music I'm 251 downloads and there's not many on there's 47 listenable episodes total 29,000 186 total downloads it's alright and some people that listen to stuff with just music so I thought I just you know have that there specifically for people so I suppose posted a picture themselves and someone's answered replied saying I'm
commented you both look good that's weird this strange oh I forgot I forgot you were there yeah so I feel covered all the messages I think so I'll message the Boston chicky and yeah the video I did wasn't live it was just it was part of my daily I'll be able to do them daily I've been off too much the problem I'm making videos is I have to I mean looking at the video you you could think you might think that I didn't put any effort into my appearance but I made myself look as lovely
as possible I've got this big straw scraggly beard that's it's just I don't know what it is anymore it's moved beyond being a beard it's become took on a new life of its own you know yeah I need to eat but I can't be bothered what could I have first I could have cheese should I do that yesterday did I have cheese on toast that's not a good idea then ice cream that'd go down quite well but of course it's not ideal is it it's not really a dinner I did this I would call like
jam tarts I don't know not quite sure what to call it but something's got jam in it and it's pastry and I stuck in the microwave for I think two minutes and suddenly there was smoke coming out of the microwave and don't worry was I didn't didn't have a tin foil thing in it but it was it's basically just was bubbling it was completely and it's spitting all over the top of the microwave not on the top because I couldn't get out but you know the top inside I was like wow and did the fire
alarm went off you know the smoke alarm went off I'm just going whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo- that were treacle tarts treacle tarts I put them in a microwave or well I used to put them in the oven and let them get burnt and just add some ice cream and it's like oh it's really nice it's really really nice I really want some right now right at this second oh yeah yes so yes so yes yeah I don't know what I'm gonna do on those daily motivational things I don't know I'll figure something out I'll start yeah I don't
know perhaps I have to look back at some of the other stuff I've done and just get a few ideas I can talk through and the reason I don't do them live is because I don't know what I'm going to say and with a relaxation session I can do that live because it's easy you know um sleep session sleep hypnosis session and do that live it's easy and the only thing that would get in the way of it is if you know the perhaps I started coughing or there was background sound or the internet lost
its connection but outside of that you know yeah just be talking I can do that but talking and thinking at the same time that's a little bit different and so yeah I'd have to record it first I wouldn't do more than one version though so I wouldn't you know I wouldn't sort of keep doing it until I got it right but it's not really my the way I do things I would just as long as it stuck to the plan it was at least less than 10 minutes or you know 10 minutes long then that's
enough that's fine and it sticks to what the subject matter is but I know that I can just keep walk it's hard to keep things under 10 minutes I did one video like a little introduction on Instagram and it was a minute long and it was weird I think I've never I've never ever spoken so quickly I was like hello this is Jason this is my welcome to my Instagram page bye that was it you know so we'll tie my head yeah I suppose I should stick the link my Instagram link onto my website I
suppose I suppose when I can get around to it my laptop keeps freezing it's done it twice today just freezes can't can't do anything with it so I have to turn it off I don't know you know I've got the iPad which is supposed to replace the laptop that's what I got it for but it doesn't do everything that it does different things it's something to learn a whole new way of doing stuff which you know as far as editing I'm going to have to learn audio editing software that I don't have I've never used
before because the one I use on the lap on the laptop I've been using for a long long long time you know probably since I started before yeah I've been using it just thinking back yeah I've used it pretty much since I started and I've also had professional but I've had software I still do actually audio software editing but with the laptops it just takes up so much space on the hard drive or in the memory or whatever and so I've kind of just stuck to using the most simple one because that's just I've been
using it for so long I can zip through it and it's quite easy so I have to I guess I'm just gonna need to learn the new one plus it's gonna cost me money to buy it because it's an app that I'd have to download and I think it's free as long as the recording doesn't last longer than 10 minutes so you know it's me a little bit flummoxed so what I'll do is I'll look into that I just can't be bothered at the moment I shalst I shalst do it yes yeah I mean years
ago I got a Chromebook thinking let's use a Chromebook instead of a laptop thinking that the Chromebook would be perfect for everything and it uses apps it's Google is it Google Chrome yeah it's Google isn't it Chrome so it's gotta be like really really good and I'm not saying it's not it wasn't good but it was just very different to use and it I think what they were trying to do is do an equivalent to maybe Apple using the Google Android apps rather than you know Apple apps it just wasn't the same wasn't the same
I couldn't I couldn't record stuff on speaker with it and I was just okay great so I wasn't able to edit anything using it so I just sort of it's a shame because I got it on special offer this is about wow four years ago and in fact yeah I don't know but yeah I ended up I did use it for ages I did use it because my other laptop broke so I think I've got a reconditioned laptop and that's I would never buy another reconditioned I've had two and neither of them lasted long so
it's new or nothing you just have to especially the gonna say punishment but I put I do use I use my equipment a lot oh dear I'll rephrase that I'd use I do I'm on there a lot I'm constantly using it so I need to have the best that I can get which is why I ended up getting the iPad which is now costing me 30 pound a month for the next 5,000 years but hopefully I'll be able to I just need to learn how to use it how to use the software and it comes
with iMovie anyway and there are some free music editing apps audio editing apps and I suppose because I'm not doing music as far you know as far as producing music I don't need anything too fancy it's just about editing being able to go in and minimize maximize see where things are delete bits reduce bits you know all that stuff and so it's just it's a case I mean I did actually think this is a while back I use because I use my tablet and my other tablet for music for for making the recordings but it's
it doesn't have a keyboard the iPad I got with a keyboard this doesn't have a keyboard and I can't really use it in a way that I would a laptop but it's very good for some stuff so I use it for that and I have been for quite a while this the quality of the recordings better than on the iPhone or on the iPad for some reason it's just better quality and I've not got hardly anything on this one so I use this three four or however many times I'll make a recording so sometimes four
times a day so it gets a lot of use and you know look after it and make sure it's all happy and stuff feed it your peanut and so it's happy but the app for Spreaker does offer an editing service and when my laptop broke so I literally thought I couldn't get it to work in at all this is about two weeks ago so I thought to myself okay let's use the editing software and upload it which is what I did I used the online editor which is in the app it really didn't work very
well it just didn't I'm not I might not have used it properly and it's the first time I ever attempted but it was awful it's really really awful so the end result wasn't good luckily I've got a laptop going again and I was able to use Audacity which is what I use I've actually got a premium version of it you can download it for free but you know what I thought I use this for free I want to I thought no I'll just go to the website and buy a disc and download it get one
of the discs so I'm using them for free all these all this time it seems only fair I should give them something you know I think it's only like 10 quid or something I still got it in there so I got that ordered that and and I thought it was going to be like a professional version of what was free it might be but it doesn't seem any different doesn't seem any different at all and when I reset my laptop a couple of weeks back when it just wouldn't come back on at all couldn't do
anything with it I had to reset it and the everything was wiped off so I had to well basically I downloaded Audacity from the Audacity website again still free and it's a completely different design that's how long it's been because I think the the disc I had was from what four years ago and you know it's really weird it's just straight time that's that's part of the reason why I put energy into doing stuff and try every day to make some new recordings because I know that I'm 49 now I know I'll be 59 before
I know it well not before I know it because I will know it but it's a weird saying or you'll you'll be you'll be there before you know it well no unless I'm asleep you wake me up we're there now oh I didn't know we were there now I do but it's I think that that's I think the aging thing with me is like oh okay I'm 49 I can't believe it I'm not celebrating 50 I am birthday presents and birthday cards please 26th of August yes it's my birthday 55 zero five I was 35
years old when I started making recordings on online when I first my first podcast I was 35 years old now I'm nearly 50.
So yeah it's uh that's why I'm really trying to remember that to make sure that I because I hear people say sometimes oh once you hit 50 you'll be 60 is a you know it's like well hopefully yeah hopefully I will get to 60.
That's kind of one of my dreams I want to you know be good but the idea of it going quickly so I'm thinking so I'm going to continue and to make as many recordings as I can over the next 10 years so that I can look back and when I'm 59 I can look back and see that I've got I've already got thousands of my birthday I need to add I need to sort of add up all the recordings I've got because I don't know how many there are it's that many it's too many to
count it's uh let me see maybe I can count it but maybe I can let me have a look let me have okay right so I need to see how many how many podcasts no I don't want that podcast okay so according to this according to this this isn't really good example because I've got lots of stuff that I didn't even that's not even on my podcasts anymore because I deleted a lot of the podcasts didn't I but based on this okay let's have a look so the hypnosis for sleeping deeply should have all of
my sleep stuff every single sleep recording that I've got should be on there might not be but it should be up so that's 745 episodes so 745 recordings just for sleep there are again not all of my relaxation sessions are on there but I've got 262 so 262 so I think just the normal relaxation sessions I've got over 300 so what would that be 789, 1000, 1011, 45, 1145 relaxation, hypnosis, stress etc so it's 195 so 1000 let's say 1300 1000 yeah 1300 self-help 249 so 12 15 so 1600 because at the last count it
was 1700 but that was months ago so I reckon I'm probably near the 2000 mark ish there's no way well there's no way of knowing there is I can just count them but I have to go into my laptop and go through all the different files and count them up there because a lot of them are not not not not not on my actual podcasts well the heat has just come on that's interesting I was gonna sit up in my chair right so that is it that is everything this wow I've just given you so
much useful information it is phenomenal so I'm gonna go and I wish you all the happiness remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love bye
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