#150 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (17th May 2019)

#150 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (17th May 2019) Hello, welcome to LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com My name is Jason Newland. This is Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Please only listen to this when you can safely close your eyes.

Yeah, so that's the beginning, that's the introduction. I haven't recorded one of these for a couple of days because I couldn't be bothered. No, it wasn't that.

I've been busy. My website, jasonnewland.com is now up and running again. And I've just been busy doing some work on it.

And that's the thing because I've got quite a few websites. I have a tendency of getting a little bit obsessive with them. Um, a little bit.

Obsessive, just focused probably is a better word. And, you know, once I start, it's a bit like doing a wee, you know, once you start. It's hard to stop mid-flow, you know.

So I just, I've just been really busy on it. And the, it's nowhere near done. Sort of what I'm doing is nowhere near done.

But the only reason for that, and it's a good reason, is because I've got so many recordings. You know, over a thousand recordings, which means there's just, it's just a big job. A big jobby, it is.

So, and to be doing that on, how many websites have I got now? I've got the main one, jasonnewland.com. I've got LetMeBuyToSleep.com. I've got DeepSleepWhisper.com. I've got SleepHypnosisWeekly.com. And I've got 3MP3s. I think, I think, I think it was called 3MP3s.com. Or 3HypnosisMP3s. .com, something like that.

Do have another one, which is a SleepHypnosis one. But I've had trouble with the domain name trying to connect it to a website. So I've kind of temporarily given up on that one.

I've also, I've also been, yeah, I've got some other podcast, some other websites as well. On Blogger. I've also got, yeah, I've been going through the podcasts as well.

Just checking out which ones are up and running, which ones are working. And yeah, so that's a big, big project on its own. So I kind of get a little bit caught up in different things, different aspects.

I mean, realistically, the most important thing to do is to record more sessions. However, this kind of makes sense to also make sure that the podcasts that I have are available for people to listen to. Because without that, there is, well it's not, there's no audience, because there's always an audience.

But there'd be less, you know, there's, if I sort that out, there'll be a larger audience. Which I did a few days ago, I contacted a podcast and got them to, or podcast host, and got them to change the RSS feed, which is the feed for the podcast, to update it, and they did. And I had a spike of downloads.

So it's, you know, it's, it's just, there's a lot involved in this, so much more involved than I think, perhaps it seems, from the outside. Because it might, I mean, it might just seem I just talk rubbish for an hour, which I do, I'm not, I'm not ignoring that, it's true. So I'll talk rubbish for an hour, and then just, that's it.

But there is more to it. There's, there's, yeah, there's a lot more going on behind the scenes. Just like with a website, you might go to the website, and like, let's say, go to jasonnewland.com, just have a look at it and just think, well, that looks the same as it did a week ago.

But it's behind the scenes work that's being done. It's, I kind of think of it in a sense of, I've got this big, big, um, like a big, and I'm just putting in lots of windows, continuously putting windows in, so that people can see in, and little doorways that people can enter from different places. So it's, or growing roots, maybe, you know, letting the roots spread and, or building tunnels, I'm trying to think what kind of analogy I could have.

So it's all like starting at the top and building down, digging down, and spreading, spreading the love and trying to connect with people from on various different podcast platforms and different countries. And yeah, it's quite a bit involved. It's some of it is very tedious.

It's very boring. It's even more boring than where I talk about it. It's just like, copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste.

It's just, and I do that 1000 times. But it's all worthwhile. And, you know, sometimes, you know, let's say a blog post.

So I've got these podcasts, they're blogs, but they're on the website. They're, you know, I'm posting them on the website, but Google might not discover them for a few months. Hopefully earlier, but you know, some of them might not be discovered for a while.

And then traffic will start coming in to those pages. So it's, I've actually got probably a couple of thousand pages on my website. But if you look at it, there's probably about four pages to look at.

So there's lots of different things going on. I'm like Fraggle Rock, if you remember that TV show. Like Fraggle Rock, continuously building.

And the fraggles are coming along and start eating the bridges and but other than that, it's good. So I had a little bit of excitement this week. So I've got a lovely boring story to tell you.

So what was it? Not yesterday, but the day before. So it's Friday today. Yesterday was Thursday, the day before was Wednesday. So Wednesday, I, what did I do? I went out to get some food. Yeah, because Andre's food had run out. So I went out to get some food, not just for him, because I also eat.

And I don't know what time it was. I think it was about four o'clock. Maybe half past four.

Yeah, I think it was. Oh, I do think it was. So I was, I had a bath.

Because I just, I need, I need to buy the bath some flowers as well. Oh, that poor bath. But yes, I had a bath to get rid of the stink.

I can't blame it all on Andre. Yeah, I produced my own smells as well. So, so I had a bath to get rid of that.

And probably lost about half a stone in dirt, which is nice. And so I, what did I do? Just normal, normal thing. I ran the bath, but it was, why do we call it running the bath? There's no running involved, is there? If anything, baths are for lazy people.

A shower is for people that like to stand up. Baths are for people that, well, maybe can't stand up or don't like to stand up. Mind you, if you can't stand up, it's, you're having like a, like a wet room, I suppose.

Because getting in and out of the bath is not, it's not easy. It used to be a lot easier when I was lighter, when I was slim. Or to be fair, when I was slim, I used to just float to the top.

And I'd just roll out of the bath, roll over and I'd be out. You know, I had to stop myself floating to the ceiling, I was so light. But now, it's, I get stuck.

I was like, I don't get stuck, because if I was stuck in a bath, I wouldn't be able to make this recording and it'd be in the news, wouldn't it? I'd like, you know, the fire service having to lift me out by a crane. That's, that's never happened and I'm never going to be, I'm never going to be that kind of size, hopefully. But no, I don't think, I don't think genetically I could.

I don't think so. But who knows? I mean, I remember there was this girl, when she was a girl, she was young, she was 16. And she was my friend's, friend's daughter or something like that.

So I was visiting my friend and this 16-year-old used to come round and, I don't know why she came, but she used to come round and she was friends with my friend, who was an adult and she was this littlest female. I mean, she was a woman, but you know, she was an adult, but kind of, she was little. She was like four foot, four two, probably.

That wasn't about size, but she was just little. Everything about her was just little hands, everything. And I guess little feet, I didn't really, never saw her toes, she might have had massive toes, I don't know. But, and I just, it's making assumptions, isn't it? I just assumed that she'd always be little, just, she had like genetics that meant she was going to be little forever. I don't mean short, but just generally petite. And then she got pregnant.

And, you know, the only way I can describe it, and I'm not being rude, this lovely, lovely girl and everything, you know, popcorn. You know how little popcorn is, you know, before you actually heat it up. And all I can say is, I think she must have swallowed a bunch of popcorn seeds and someone put her into a microwave oven for a couple of minutes.

She just exploded. And I said, I don't care what size people are, but I was just so surprised at how quickly she expanded from being this tiny little thing to just, you know, popcorn. Again, this sounds wrong, doesn't it? I don't mean it in a bad way.

Because I'm overweight, so I'm not judging anyone, but I just, still remember that. It's like, how? It just makes you think it's the first time. I'm not saying she was like an elephant, but I'm just saying the first time, if you used to see an elephant for the first time.

Or a hippopotamus. Again, I'm not comparing it to that, because she was lovely and she's a human. She didn't look anything like a hippopotamus.

But it's just like, wow, I don't, this is, I've never seen an elephant before. It's like, wow, what is this? This is amazing. It's like, and that was a little bit like when I saw her after she'd given birth.

It wasn't just after she'd given, it was like a year later I saw her. So I hadn't seen her for a year. And she came in and I thought, well, to be fair, they said, or Tammy, I think her name is Tammy or Bobby or something.

And my friend said, oh, Bobby's come round in a minute. I said, where is she now? She said, I had the front door open. I looked around and she said, oh, so I can see her.

And she said, oh, she's the other side of the road. She'll be over in a minute. And I said, no, she's not.

She's on the doorstep. And my friend came out to the door, because I was standing just in front of the doorstep. And she said, no, no, she isn't.

She's, she's the other side of the road. I said, no, she's not. She's just there.

No, that'd be way rare, wouldn't it? Anyway, yeah. So she was very big. But it wasn't, I mean, it doesn't matter about size.

It makes no difference. But remember the Oompa Loompas? Remember when the kid ate the, was it the chewing gum? Oh, yeah, I can hear. I saw. It was like strawberry, strawberry fruitcake now. It was like muesli. Was that tripe? Mmm, tripe, tripe, yummy tripe pie.

That's now, now raspberry. And then, you know, she became, remember, got big and massive and turned blue. And that's kind of what happened to her.

She didn't turn blue. Although I do feel it if she doesn't lose weight and she'll turn blue a lot quicker than she needs to. But it's just, it's that kind of level of gravity.

I don't know, just, she seemed shorter. Somehow. She'd have been six foot.

She'd have been like about 40 stone. But it's weird that you never know what the body's going to do. That's the thing.

See, if you'd have seen me when I was 16, I was skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny. And then, if I'd have ended up this size at 17, so if you didn't see me for a year, and then I walked up to you, and I was like, instead of being eight and a half stone, suddenly I'm 15 stone, or whatever. It's like, what the heck's happened to him? Where's that skinny boy gone? Why's he got a grey beard? Okay, that would be, and, yeah, that'd be far away, wouldn't it? No, she's, I can see her, she's a mile away.

No, she's not, she's on a doorstep. No, but she's, oh no, she's on a doorstep. I don't know, I'm trying to think visually.

I don't know how I got on the subject of her, but she'll say she's lovely. It's, still is lovely, no doubt about that. And just thinking of just an example of how the body can change.

There's a bloke I worked with, and I'd stopped working with him, and he was always like quite slim, full head of hair. And I saw him like a year later, not to the day, but long enough for him to have a baby. And I see him, and he's walking down, and he's just completely changed his appearance.

It, again, I mean, he didn't actually physically give birth, which was kind of my question, like, did you actually have to give birth? Is that what's happened? And, but his whole body, he looked like he was pregnant. And his hair had decided to leave him. It's like, in a year, it's amazing how things can change.

Anyway, that's got nothing to do with anything. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I used to be so slim.

I used to be embarrassed. I mean, I was skinny. It wasn't slim, it was skinny.

It was embarrassing. I could not put weight on. Couldn't. I tried everything. I didn't try everything because no one has ever tried everything. We're not alive long enough to try everything.

So anyone that says, well, I've tried everything, they're lying. Liar, liar, pants on. Uh, so I, I did try a few things.

One was the optimal diet for bodybuilders. So I was eating a bodybuilder's diet. Lots of food, regularly, every few hours.

Nothing, seriously, nothing at all. I could not put weight on. Very frustrating.

You know, it's like, I was having like an omelette and, uh, like a, what's that ham steak you have? What's it called? I forget what it's called. But it's like thick ham, but you fry it. And I used to have that and just, you know, have chicken and fish and just eat pasta, you know, all day, nothing.

Couldn't put an ounce on me. If I ate like that now, I'd, mind you, it was quite healthy food. So it might do me quite, might do me good.

But if I ate that regularly, I would be, I'd have to be going to the gym twice a day to cope with it. I did think about that. I did think maybe, because now I'm getting older, you know, it's, maybe it's time to start experimenting and taking a few chances and maybe I could look into the, getting a bit more muscular and maybe doing like going down the bodybuilding route and seeing if I can, obviously not professional bodybuilding, but just to see what kind of body I could get myself into, what kind of shape, because I've done all right in the past.

I've, when I was boxing, I used to go boxing twice a week at a boxing gym. And so when I was about 40, 38, 39, and I think I definitely lost, I'm not sure if I lost weight, but I lost girth. So my midsection slimmed.

I got a lot more muscular, like in my upper body, my shoulders, my chest, my back. And because I had a punch bag outside as well. So I used to work on that and I'd use the weights.

So for every day for about an hour, I'd alternate between doing weights and getting on a punch bag. And so it really kind of toned me up. So I was kind of quite pleased.

I felt quite strong at that time. And I was also fairly heavy. But I don't know how much weight I lost.

But I think at that time, I was 13 and a half stone in 2007. That's the weight I was walking around at. And then I put weight on.

And I went up to about 14 and a half, or 14 stone, 14. And I was like shocked at how heavy I was. Because, you know, my ideal weight for my height is 11 and a half stone. Or 11 stone, 11 and a half, 11, 11 and a half. And that's five foot eight, which is what I am. But 11 and a half stone now, if I got down to that weight, I would be skinny.

I would look, because I'd have to, once I got rid of the fat, I'd have to start getting rid of muscle. I'd have to start losing muscle to get down to that weight. So I think that's probably never going to happen.

It's what I might do wonder. So eventually, I will, obviously, we all lose a lot of weight at some point. But I just hope that... I'm not bothered about the amount of weight I am.

It's the ratio, isn't it? The fat, fat body ratio and cholesterol levels and all that stuff. So I don't know, I'll just see what happens. I'd like to get my stomach a little bit, well, quite a bit slimmer, actually.

I'd like to lose probably... Ideally, I'd like to lose about 10 inches of my waist. Possibly never going to happen. Because, you know, I was 27 inch waist when I was 16.

The chances of ever being 27 inch waist was possible, but it's unlikely. Although back in 19, no, 2006, no, 2004, I was a vegetarian for a year. I also didn't smoke, do anything at all, including alcohol.

Didn't do anything recreationally, socially or anything. Just basically, I was still eating chocolate until... Yeah, I was still eating chocolate. But I wasn't, you know, the rest of it was just vegetarian stuff.

But I was working out and I was doing Wing Chun Kung Fu a few times a week. And I just, with the diet and the working out, I lost weight. And I did actually get down to about 11 and a half stone.

Again, that was in 2004. And I wasn't 13 and a half stone then. I'm a lot heavier now anyway, but I don't know what I am now.

Last time I weighed myself, I was 95 kilos. Which is, I don't know what it is. But I was 106 kilos.

No, I was 101 kilos in February. And two weeks ago, I was 95 kilos. I would say I'm possibly the same, or maybe lost a kilo.

Maybe put a kilo on, but it's gonna be one of those. I'm either lost or added or stay the same, one of them. And I think, I don't know, whatever.

I know in 2004, I got down to about 11 and a half or 11 stone. Which means I probably lost about a stone and a half. Maybe a stone, stone and a half.

Because at that time, I couldn't have been more than about 12, 12 and a half. Maybe I was 13 stone, I don't know. I don't think so though.

It's hard to know. I never weighed myself then. But all that exercise and the movements, using the different muscles that I wasn't used to.

Normally using, especially lots of kicking as well. But kicking, punching, punch bags, sparring. And also with the, I was eating food that was basically just going straight through me.

So it was because it was vegetarian food. So it wasn't a lot of the vegetarian food that I was eating was processed, like ready meals. So they weren't great.

And so I was just basically, yeah, lost weight. And I started a new job in August 2004 in a call center. It is the second insurance job that I had out of three.

And I remember standing up. It's really weird. I don't know why I remember this.

But I remember standing up and I remember exactly where I was in the room. And if you walk into the sales room, there's, what's that? One, two, put out five rows of tables on the left and one big row of tables on the right. And I'd only just started there.

So this is the August. So probably looking at September when this happened, I was standing there and I was right in the corner, right the other side of the room. Because that's where the trainees were sitting.

So after training, that's where the new people would sit together for the first few weeks, and then they'd be dispersed amongst everyone else. So I was there with, how many people were in my new team? There wasn't many. There wasn't many, there was only like three or four in the training, which is a bit rubbish.

Because it's nice, if you're going to do training, it's nice to have a big group. Because you kind of, it means when you go onto the floor, when you go into the sales floor or into the office, you already know maybe 20 people or 12 people. And that's a great start, you know? So you've had training for two weeks or three weeks with these people.

So you're not on your own. But if you've only training with three people, you might as well just be on your own because they'll be sitting somewhere else. So, you know, if you've got 20 people, there's a good chance that you might be with, sitting there, at least one or two of them.

Anyway, I remember sitting there, well no, I remember, I was sitting there and it was quite an empty office and I think it was in the evening. There was different shift patterns and it was summer, so it was like September time. I remember just standing up and slowly putting my hands down the front of my trousers and just stroking my belly.

Yeah, just where the, you know, the bit where the, it's not elastic, but where the front of the trousers attach, like where the belt would go. And you know, if you take your trousers off, sometimes there'd be a mark, wouldn't there, a little bit of a mark left on your skin where your trousers have been. Well, I kind of explored a little bit and I just noticed, and it was really weird because I knew I'd lost weight and everything, but for the first time I'd noticed just how slim I was.

I kind of put my hands down and just stroked, just, probably just, just below my belly button where the trousers were and I could get my hands underneath the trousers easily and they were loose and my tummy was just flat and I could tense and I was muscular and I could tense the muscles and I thought, wow. I was quite impressed with myself. It doesn't happen very often, but I thought, oh, this is nice.

This is like, I just felt slim and fit and it was the first time for years and years and years that I felt that way because, what was it, the last time I, when I put weight on, started putting weight on in 2000. So it'd been like four years since I was slim and even then I wasn't, although I was slim, I wasn't, the last time I was that kind of slimness would have been, I think it would be 1998, maybe 99, like 98 slash 99.

I went through this phase where it wasn't that I was overweight at all because I was still in a position where I wanted to be heavier and I was walking around probably 10 stone, maybe 10 and a half, probably 10, 10 and a half, something like that, which is really light.

It's just like, oh, this is ridiculous. Wish, why can't I be bigger? I really wanted to be bigger. So even at late 20s, my metabolism was still fast and I thought I was destined to be skinny all my life.

Although at that point I wasn't skinny, I was slim, but I felt skinny, just self-conscious. I was still going to the gym for years. I went to the gym, I had my little muscles, but I think technically I could have took my top off and not been embarrassed at all because there was nothing wrong with the way I looked, but I suppose there is now, but back then, but I didn't like it.

I wanted to be big or bigger. I got my wish when I stopped smoking in 1999, December, because within three months I'd put on, well, I had a belly basically, within three months I had a belly and I just, I went up to 12 and a half stone, I suppose. Yeah, it's about 12 and a half from like 10.

So I'll put at least two stone on anyway in about three months and, yeah, it was, it kind of went downhill from there really. I never quite, until 2004, I never managed to get it kind of back to being at least like a slim stomach, but I think what happened is over time my body kind of got used to the weight and it kind of distributed it a little bit. So it's, I'm kind of like a human-shaped popcorn now, popcorner, and this would be the exploding popcorn story.

My throat is a bit coffee today for some reason. So what else? Yeah, I remember the first time I noticed I'd put weight on, so I didn't really take much notice of it, and I was working. I was just doing this thing and I had to go to the garage to get a cake, basically because there was no cakes left for the customers or whatever. So anyway, I'm running to the garage with the manageress and I had to stop and I started laughing. And she stopped and said, what? I said, she said, are you out of breath? I said, no, no, it's not that. She said, what is it? She said, I said, something's happened that's never happened before in my life.

She said, what? I said, my belly wobbled. My belly has never wobbled ever. I've never had a belly to wobble.

And now running, my belly wobbled for the first time in my life. And she couldn't stop laughing for some reason. And we forgot all about the cake and decided to go on holiday to Spain.

No, we didn't. So yeah, it was just, I found it funny, but at the same time, when I wanted to put weight on, that wasn't really what I wanted. I wanted it to be muscle, you know, I wanted it to be, I suppose more how it is now, but without a belly.

Anyway, I, what did I do then? 2004. Oh yeah, what I did in 2000 and no, 1998. I think it was 98 or 99.

It might be 99. I decided to try and experiment because I was dating, let's say, let's use the word dating quite frequently at that time. So I've decided to try and make my body look a bit better, you know, because although I was still slim, I didn't have the, the muscle tone that I previously had had, because I hadn't been to the gym for a while.

So I started this thing. So it was just an experiment and I decided to do press ups and sit ups. I got a press up board, which I bought, a sit up board rather.

And I just did press ups, you know, just on the floor. And I did one extra each day. So I think I started off with one, one press up, one sit up.

That's a brilliant way to start because it's like, I don't care about tomorrow. I've just done one and tomorrow I've only got to do two. And each day I added an extra one, one press up and one sit up.

And I kept a track of each day and how many I've done. And I counted them out and all that stuff. I did this for 100 days.

And I got so muscular. And not like bodybuilding, but just, you know, the chest muscles being able to just, the muscles would just like do their own thing, you know, and I was slim. But like, I don't know about six pack, but it was slim, probably a bit hairy.

So there might have been a six pack under there. I'm never sure what's quite going on. You know, as long as me, as long as my belly button's clean, I'm kind of, that's all I care about.

It's not all I care about in the world, but I just don't want to have a smelly belly button. It's one of those things. I mean, luckily, well not luckily, but I don't, it doesn't really go in a long way.

I don't need a cotton bud to sort of get inside the belly button to clean it out. But it's just, yeah, I still don't want my talk about my belly button. These recordings are really boring.

They're boring for me. They're boring. So boring.

They really do live up to their name. And what's weird, I went from having, in the club, the nightclub that I was frequenting. Instead of it being like a mutual kind of conversation, and sometimes women talk to me, sometimes I talk to them.

I was actually having women coming up and asking me to dance with them. Because I looked, my body looked good. And it wasn't just that, I bought some clothes to show it off.

So I bought this little top. It was ridiculous, really. It was a little black top.

And I was just, my muscles were bulging out of it. So it was probably too small for me, really. But it was, I couldn't do it now, because my belly would just be like popping out.

Luckily, I didn't get a little whale in the ocean. But it's like even members of the staff, when I walked in with this top, I was like, what have you done? What's happened to your body? So it was like, it's really nice. I don't know why I didn't keep it up.

I've got these little trousers to show my bum off. Well, not show my bum off, but like quite tight. And what's really weird is a few months later, I stopped smoking.

And I just became, well, popcorn. That's the new term for putting weight on, popcorn. I became popcorn.

So it's weird. And I've done that, the old 100 days press ups, sit ups. I've done it.

I did it again in 2004, part of my training. So it worked there. I did it again in 2000.

10, I think. So yeah, it helped. No, not 2010, 2008 or 2009.

Maybe 2008. Maybe 2009, one of them. It didn't work as well.

And I wasn't as motivated. And I don't think I've tried it since. I don't know if I did.

I'm pretty sure it would work because once you get past the 30 or 40 press ups, sit ups are easier actually than press ups, I find. Because although I may have a belly, I've got, the muscles are still in there. The muscles are still, you know, in the stomach.

A very different shape to maybe what they was. Stretched out a little bit, but they are there. And, but press ups with all the extra heavy, the body weight, it's a lot harder than, if you're 10 stone, doing press ups is a lot easier than if you're 15 stone. I just thought it's 50% more weight to be lifting. I worked that all by myself. Oh, and maybe I should try it again, do it.

Do a hundred days, sit ups, press ups. Four, what's it now? It's May, 16th or 17th. It was the 15th of Wednesday, 16th on Thursday, 17th on Friday, which is today.

So if I did a hundred days from now, roughly, just going roughly, it would be the rest of this month, June, July and August. So by the beginning of September, I would have done a hundred days building up the sit ups and press ups to the point where I might look okay. I lost a bit of weight.

I don't know. But then there's a big part of me that just cannot be asked to do it. And I joined a gym.

In fact, I joined two gyms. I joined one gym, didn't go for two months, and then I left that and joined another gym. And I've been once in the last five weeks.

So yeah, I haven't been that motivated to do it. But I will. Oh, yes, I will.

Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Oh, yeah.

I will do it. It's just finding the time. Mind you, I do have quite a lot of time.

I'm so tired. I was going to tell you about my little adventure, but I didn't get around to it. How did I get on to the subject of popcorning? How did that? A little popcorn adventure, turning from a seed into full grown popcorn.

I always thought the idea of salted popcorn as being grim. But I was wrong. I still prefer toffee popcorn.

But my teeth don't. Which is a shame because it tastes so good. Oh, popcorn.

I love popcorn. Candy floss. I had a candy floss or a bit of a candy floss.

Back in four years ago. I first moved in and a neighbor downstairs. She was going to this fair at the school, the local school.

I went with her just to have a look around. It was a lovely summer's day. I didn't know anybody in the area.

She was pretty much the first person I'd spoken to. I thought, well, this is good. I thought, possibilities of romance.

Because she got a candy floss and she gave me some of it. But apparently that's not romantic for everybody. I thought it's a romantic gesture, but basically she was just being generous.

Because we got to, what was it? I think there was like this, like a competition thing where there was a car. You had to guess how many balloons were inside the car. I think someone said to her, I think she did it and she guessed it and paid a pound.

I think someone said to her, is your boyfriend want to do it as well? And she replied, he's not my boyfriend, but not in a calm, nice way. It's like it was the biggest insult in the world to her that someone thought that I was her boyfriend. So I kind of figured from that moment on, nope, nothing's going to happen here.

And I was right. But that was a reaction. I thought, wow, what have I done? And I thought afterwards, maybe when she offered me some of her candy floss, I should have given it back to her.

Instead of just eating the whole lot. So maybe that wasn't a good first impression. Plus, yeah.

Farting into my hand and offering it for her to smell, that probably wasn't good either. It's just the little things, isn't it? They think, oh, at the time they seemed fine. And then afterwards, like, oh, perhaps I shouldn't have done that.

So, yeah. So that's the end of another Let Me Bore You To Sleep. It's always one more wonderful, wonderful session.

And I'm going to go and upload this. So you take care of yourselves. And I shall see you another time.

Take care. Bye.