(music) (5 hours) Whisper Wednesday | Let me bore you to sleep #1330 | 16th April 2025

Welcome, welcome to Whisper Wednesday, this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep, my name's Jason Newland and my website is jasonnewland.com, hey yeah. It is 5.58am on Wednesday the 16th of April 2025, I've literally just got out of bed, probably seven minutes ago, just came in, it takes a little bit longer as I've got older, you know, used to just be a little dance and the equipment would be ready but no, sort of had some music playing and yesterday, all my troubles, it was an exceptionally good day, stats wise, I don't know why, I'm not complaining but it was one of the top days I've had, yeah,

so did I say please only listen when you can safely close your eyes, oh wow, I have got a Facebook group called Jason Newland's Boring Group which you're welcome to join, latest messages, post, Ben, post, can't wait till tomorrow, favourite day of the week, Whisper Wednesday, yay, so here we are Ben, again, here we are, also on my website, jasonnewland.com, I now have a, at the top of the page or there's an individual page you can click on where you can ask questions for the next Q&A Friday, so basically,

just go to the website, so at the top it says, ask me anything, Q&A Friday submission, there's also a page on its own called Q&A Friday questions, I've also posted, I've got a page, a separate page, requested recordings, which gives you a lot of the, well of the only ones I could find, what was it about 20, 25 different recordings that were requested, there's probably some more out there that I just need to sort out, I'll wake up in a minute, I've already had 3 questions already sent to me from the website,

so that's good, at least I know it's working, but the questions, I'll tell you who sent them, Anne, Maria and Georgie, so thank you Anne, Maria and Georgie for your questions, I will answer them on Friday, it's Q&A Friday, Anne sent us, yeah she sent a question on Monday, Maria Tuesday and Georgie was, yeah that was also yesterday as well, I didn't see that till this morning, also got a request, where is it, okay, it's from Maria, I think it's the same, yeah same Maria, right, I'm going to look at that,

I'll read that through later, I have to be careful because when it's like a question, blah blah blah, I can't even speak, when it is a letter sent to me, I try not just to read it out because it might be personal, it might have personal information in it and I don't want to fight into you, firstly thank you for the Beautisleep podcast as well as the Pour Your Pain Away ones, they are brilliant and work very well for me, I like the way the pain podcast help distract with chronic pain symptoms as I have both sciatica,

okay, secondly please can I request a recording, I'm a drummer and recently have been feeling, okay, so I'm looking to relax more with the performance, okay, cool, cool, see got an important gig on the 27th of April, right, I will look to do something there for you Maria, I just need to, I need to set up a different, what do you call it, folder in my for requests, but it's okay I'll do that, I'll do that another time, but I won't forget that, so I will maybe look at doing that soon,

do I have a YouTube channel, at Jason Newland, I now, I have my YouTube channel connected to my podcast, so every time I make a new recording all six versions are submitted to go onto YouTube and it just means basically YouTube is just another place where you can listen to all of my recordings, YouTube do have podcasts now, like audio podcasts, so this is, you know, a section folder and this is what that is, the actual, the podcast, because it's a separate podcast that's only for the YouTube and it's relax and sleep with Jason Newland,

but there's 127 recordings uploaded so far, but they're videos, but they're videos of audios, if that makes sense, yeah the only ones that are not actually ready, available to listen to are the two recordings from yesterday, because I realised I was getting so far behind with them, I just let them all be released straight away, and then I kind of get my head around it, I think it's not necessarily how some people on the YouTube channel want my stuff to be, but it seems like the,

it seems like a good way to make sure that everybody gets, this is another opportunity to listen to my stuff, so yeah, I kind of know what I'm trying to say but I'm not sure, but I know what I'm going to do, newspapers, I don't normally do this, so let me have a look, let's have a look at the newspapers, or shall I, maybe I won't, National News, oh look at, okay let's go to the Star, that's about as, they don't have the Sunday Sport, I wonder, your fab paper is inside,

okay so basically the front page is a desk advert, okay so Daily Star, Wednesday April 16th 2025, £1.10, and it says underneath proud to love animals, and underneath a huge picture of a joint of beef on a plate, on a dinner plate, like on a, you know, Easter, proud to love animals, it just seemed weird, I don't know, just tickled me a bit, and the next one, the next page is chicken, salmon, whole lamb, large beef joint, and the next page, this is blimey, the next page is another big,

I think this is lamb I think, and then the next page is a big advert for chocolate Easter eggs, now I've got the actual, ah blimey, what they want on earth, I don't know, they're talking about Jesus' body found in Pyramid of Giza, okay let's just move some of that stuff out, wages up, okay so look, Danny is a morning person and loves getting up super early to make everyone a nice brekkie, the 26 year old Londoner said, you can't beat a full English and a lovely cup of tea,

well it might not be Friday yet, but you'll certainly whet our appetite, so, and then underneath, want to be one of our fabulous daily star of page 3 girls, send your bikini picture to jenny, jenysavage at yahoo.co.uk, that says something when you mention, is he still using Yahoo, this is a professional person, connected to a, I mean the newspaper has it's own website, why isn't it, page 3 at thedailystar.com, how strange, there's nothing, I'm not, I still use Hotmail so I'm just as out of date,

I don't know if there's any up to date emails anymore, it's all kind of quite old isn't it, Ed Sheeran says Quentin Tarantino is an inspiration for his career, okay, trying to think where the connection, although you know what, bear with me here, you know what, no no seriously just let me get this out without laughing, I reckon Ed Sheeran, that's what I think, I reckon if anyone can turn him into, yeah do that, I think Quentin Tarantino, I can see him being a good actor, apparently his,

his plan is to release only a limited number of albums, the singer 34 plans to record only 3 more solo albums to mirror the iconic filmmaker 62 Wright, or did I, who failed to make the same number of movies, he said I want to do 10, I'm kind of a bit obsessed with Tarantino, I heard that he was doing 10 films so I want to do 10, I don't, is that how many films Tarantino's done, 10 films, I kind of lost track of Tarantino, I mean I didn't ever want to track him,

I'm just saying, I'm not following him around, it's not like I've got a, you know an aerial drone looking down at him right now, I've not got him on my screen or anything, no just I don't, I like his early stuff, I even like some of his older stuff, but there's a few things in the middle that I didn't quite, like Jackie Brown didn't quite hit with me, and the German one, I didn't, I don't know with Prem Pit, I'm sure it's really good but I just didn't quite, didn't quite resonate,

I never got to see it, I just, I don't know, I don't know why, but then the Hateful Eight, I think it is great, really really like that, but at the same time once you know what's, it's kind of got a twist, once you know the twist, it kind of doesn't work to watch it anymore, it's a bit like the Sixth Sense, Sixth Sense is it, and I See, what is it, I See Ghosts or whatever it's called that one, and Unusual Suspects, who's, I watched the Sixth Sense just to watch it to see if,

if it worked, does that make sense, so I watched it a second time and I wanted to see if there's any way he moved anything, you know, did he move anything so that his wife, I don't want to spoil it, I mean, yeah I don't want to spoil the movie, it's only been 30 years and it's probably a bit too soon to spoil it, although I'm not going to spoil it just in case someone hasn't watched it, it's worth watching if you don't know, if you don't know, then watch it,

David Baddiel said he has no idea, he had no idea Peppa Pig's mum was going to become pregnant, despite his wife playing the role, I think they're running out of stories, the comic 60 has been married to actress Maureena Banks since 2017, told pal Frank Skinner's podcast, Frank off the radio, I was at my computer and a news alert came up saying Mummy Pig was pregnant, that was the first I'd heard of it, she hadn't told me, Robbie Williams overdid it with a video on Instagram showing how he had gone full,

okay, I'm not going to read this out, he later wrote I didn't notice the day I changed from former, okay, he's making fun of Michael Landon from Highway to Heaven, you know his actual name is Robin Williams, but, you know, there was someone else called Robin Williams, so, he changed his name to Robbie, he probably went all over his school called Robin, I wonder if he did though, he's younger than, mildly, so he's in his early 50s, which means, he probably would have got called, he would have had people shouting Nanu,

Nanu to him, if his name was Robin Williams in junior school, Nanu, kids are so hot, I used to have this thing where Grange Hill, yeah Grange Hill, there was this kid called Roland, and there was this little girl, I don't know why they had her do this, but every, every time she spoke to him, she'd say his name about 17 times, good morning Roland, how are you today Roland, it's a lovely day Roland, I've just dropped my pen Roland, I keep saying your name Roland, Roland, tenuously, I don't know why,

if he'd been on his own or something, there was quite a big scene in a TV show, Grange Hill, it used to be a, I don't think it's on anymore is it, it used to be a really, really popular kids show, I watched it, it doesn't, it's not why it's popular, because I watched it, I just watched it all the way through, I don't mean from the beginning to the end, but I think I watched it to the end of the series, like till the end of when they stopped doing it,

but I might not have done it, it depends, there was this scene in the afternoon, where this girl, is it Hattie or I forget her name, and she's saying Roland, Roland, I want to help you Roland, so I literally said it like three times in one sentence, what did I get the next day, someone thought it was very clever to say, to shout out in the classroom, when it was quiet as well, Newland, and it kind of stuck for a little while, people were like, morning Newland, how are you doing Newland,

it didn't last long, but I mean I suppose on one level it was nice to have the attention, I can't remember what's a little bit, called, my neighbour, okay I'm just going to moan here, my neighbour phoned me up, two minutes to ten, yesterday evening, right, two minutes to ten, so he's an elderly man, so I'm thinking I hope he's okay, I'm watching Big Brother, it's an eviction night, so I've got the TV on, I'm watching it live, if it's just a general show, I'm watching the night after, on playback,

this is live eviction, so I'm watching it, he phones up, and I said are you okay, he said yeah, and he started saying stuff about McElroy, I said have you phoned me up to talk about golf, he said yeah, I said I'm watching Big Brother, and he said okay, and carried on talking about golf, now I haven't really laid down a law with him, there's not many things that I won't be disturbed for, making recordings is like an obvious one, but I get disturbed constantly when I do these,

so this is one of those things, boxing and Big Brother, don't ask for much, just don't disturb me during that time, and the only reason I answer the phone is I've got it on mute anyway, it's just making sure he's okay, because calling me at 10 o'clock when I'm normally in bed anyway, is just checking he's okay, and he wouldn't get off the phone, yeah it's just a joke about, I don't know what it was, it was something about charity, I said I'm not watching Big Brother, and I said I've got to go,

I'll speak to you tomorrow, and he wouldn't get off the phone, and I was just like really, wow, I've waited all day for this, all day for the eviction, I'm talking, I'm texting to my friend who's a Big Brother fan, and we're just talking about who we think is going to go, and you know it's our little time together, which is an interest that we both have shared for many many years, and it's kind of turned into my Big Brother friend really, kind of the only time we really communicate regularly,

it's true, and Big Brother, it's true, don't hardly speak to each other the rest of the year, but when Big Brother's on, every eviction night, we're talking the whole time through it, and usually I phone her or she phones me during the adverts, I'm a Jew in the adverts, oh man, I've never been so angry, I guess I'm just having a look, okay, what is this, right, bunnies, buyers banned, pets at home is temporarily banning people from buying rabbits during the Easter weekend, why, I did not know that pets at home sold animals,

from April 18th to 21st, none of its 400 UK stores will allow customers to buy or adopt bunnies, bosses say many folk impulsively give the pets as seasonal gifts without fully understanding the commitment, a pets at home spokesperson said every year we temporarily halt rabbit sales over the Easter weekend, rabbits make wonderful pets but they have complex needs including special dietary and environment requirements, fair enough, I can't believe I read that all out, so Lanzarote's had a bit of rain, one of my bosses from decades ago always used to go to Lanzarote with his family near Spain,

getaway surgeon bid to escape rain, we had some rain here yesterday, it wasn't a lot, just a bit of rain, not a lot though, I thought we were going to get a lot but we didn't, I tell you this time of the year it's quite often really nice, early in the morning, blue sky, maybe a bit of sun, I mean it's not sunny sunny because it's the beginning of the day but it's blue sky and then look out there again in three hours and it might still be a blue sky,

that wasn't really a very thought out sentence was it really, it wasn't really an argument, it's blue sky now there might still be a blue sky in five hours time, yeah that was kind of a bit pointless but it might also not be, there might be squirrels running up the tree, there might be lots of things, holiday makers Tony Moran Ambrose drowns his sorrows as his dream family trip taker are battering from floods in Lanzarote,

the 37 year old wife Francesca and two kids hope to lap up a week of sun on the Canary Islands but four days into the Devon family's break, they hadn't so much information into these sentences, 37 his wife, his two kids, blimey, Tony said the flooding caused all the electricity to go off, the toilets didn't work and when they got all that water they flew back just as rain returned to the UK, yeah it is, I mean it's an old saying isn't it, April rains, the aha said it very well,

the soft rains of April are over, the soft rains of April are over, so that's it, April's well known for being a rainy time but I guess not if you're in Tenerife, I suppose it's got to be, I've never really, I mean I've not been to Tenerife, I have been to Spain, oh this is good, I like this, dopey duo, two thieves were caught on CCTV stealing £100 of easter eggs from Tesco before getting trapped, Jordan King, 28 of no fixed address, was seen with the sweet treats left before trying to run out of the store in Radford Knott's,

he admitted three counts of theft and was jailed for eight weeks by Nottingham magistrates, police are hunting his accomplice, see this is such a hunting, there's a man, there's a man hunt for someone that's taken some easter eggs, I guess there's probably not a man hunt for that, they may be just keeping their eye open, it's kind of weird really, because there's £100, he's got one, two, three, four, five, six, six eggs, so what, one, no, one, two, three, four, five eggs, so that's, so that's £100 divided into five,

that's over £8 each, look at this, all for this show, pop star Katy Perry sang what a wonderful world while she looked down on earth from space, as the Daily Star revealed yesterday, she was one of six crew mates on the first all women's space mission since 1963, New Shepard 31 rocket is just one of the strangest venues musicians have used, wow, they're using this as an opportunity to talk about other places and other bands who have done weird gigs, Metallica 2013, blimey, I remember hearing about that,

I saw that on somewhere, The Grateful Dead in 1978 became the first band to perform at the Great Pyramid of Giza, okay, the Foo Fighters, Foo Fighters played, okay, right they did some prank to some people, off the wall, Baywatch star David Hasselhoff gave us one of the most iconic images of the 80s with his New Year's Eve show at the Berlin Wall in 1989, superstar in Germany, he was hoisted high in the air by a cherry picker, decked in a piano, key scarf and light up bomber jacket to sing Hit,

Looking for Freedom, has he ever had a hit in the West, I mean technically Germany is in the West but in the UK, Hasselhoff, Hasselhoff, has Hasselhoff ever had a Johnny Cash in Fossum and San Quentin Prisons, yeah I remember seeing that, actually or was it, I might not have actually seen it, it might have just been the movie that was about him, okay they're trying to make this Easter-y, Toby Carvery's owners are under fire over the felon of a tree thought to be more than 400 years old, Enfield,

that's where I was born, the Woodland Trust, Ed Byrne or Ed Byrne said this is the most shocking fell I think I've ever seen in more than a decade working with ancient trees, and that's a sentence you don't hear very often, should we say it again, like if I was to say I'll give you a hundred billion dollars if you can predict what I'm going to say next, you wouldn't be able to could you, unless of course you just heard what I just said previously, let's say it again,

this is the most shocking fell I think I've ever seen in more than a decade working with ancient trees, wow, this is good news, Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick shrug off feud rumours to promote their new movie in London, wow, that's a relief, I was so worried about that, but Blake 37 sported a scary skull ring to pose with another Simple Favour co-star, Anna, 39, that's been on my mind but now it's sorted, that's so good, you know sometimes when you get something it's like I just wish there was a solution to this,

it's like both sides are just not backing down, it's just needless, and I just, please, please let there be a solution, let there be some peace, and now there is, Blake and Kendrick, Roy McIlroy is said to be knighted following his master's triumph, sources believe that golfer 35 is a leading candidate for the highest civilian title, he's only 35, he seems to be around forever, see I made that mistake with my neighbour, I actually had a conversation about the golf, but it was just, I showed a slight bit of interest,

he said oh, I said something like you've heard about the golf, and I said yeah, oh McIlroy, that's just because I heard it on the news, I've got no interest in it, I can't make myself interested in it, it's just, it's a very skilful game, I know I used to have a putting kit when I was 8, I had this putting kit, and these plastic little wraps, I put them all over the garden, they weren't all over the garden originally, and I had these golf clubs, but they were metal,

heavy metal, proper sturdy stuff, but it was a putting set, and I loved it, but it really, you know, there's a lot of skill involved, I'm not saying I was quite at his level, not quite, get in there, but Zendaya, okay, Zendaya is where Mr Spock is in the new ad campaign, that's Spiderman's girlfriend, he's actually, she's Spiderman's girlfriend in the movies as well, as well as off movies, the re-particulating scripts require heart and soul, robots cannot do panto because they're not very good at jokes, says an award winning writer who tested them out,

Anthony, an actor and playwright, Anthony Spargo, so this is a person saying that computers, that robots are no good, actor and playwright Anthony Spargo, who operated a Dalek on TV's Doctor Who, said robots did not have the soul to pen a decent script, he won a best script for Dick Whittington and his cat at London Greenwich Theatre at the Pantomime Awards, Spargo was asked if bots could compete with humans in coming up with panto, ridiculous, and he replied no, when certain AI devices came about, and for want of a better word,

it was not very good, he said I told it write a comedy scene between these characters, it couldn't do it because it doesn't have a heart, it doesn't have a soul, and it doesn't have a comedy, you can't teach it, Stuart Hicks, who picked up this year's Christopher Pickens Panto Award, the best name, said he had found AI to be completely clinical, he said of panto, you can feel the vibration of that humour, okay, that's one of those problems where, and Anthony Spargo, I tested it out when it came out,

it was no good, what he doesn't realise is they're improving all the time, and there's stuff that the AI, LLMs, it's like large language models, like JATGPT, and some others, they can do stuff that they couldn't do before, they can do stuff now that they couldn't do last week properly, constantly improving, in a way, it's like he's assuming that because they can't do it now, means it's going to take a long time, that's not how it works in the AI world, the more it's used, the more it learns,

so every time I do, every time I go onto JATGPT and do a request and say something, it's learning, and you imagine it's getting millions of those interactions every day, and it's learning every interaction, so yeah, I think this, it's, I've seen some stuff where it's actually come up with something quite funny, I've never asked it to do a joke, but sometimes it will come up with something that's quite, quite humorous actually, so if it decided to just, I tell you what the limit is with JATGPT, is they won't do anything adult,

or anything where it's slightly risque, that's just the way it is now, there are, I think there are AIs that will do that, I just haven't looked into it, there's only so much time in the day, okay, what's this, JATSTODGY, we must stop treating chatbots like they are human, worn boffins, they say, talking to them normal would help them turn on us like bots in a Terminator flick, a theory of Bangor University in Wales, warned of digital cross-dressing, adding, strip it of its human mask, you know what, the other day,

when I got, I was talking to JATGPT about something, I don't know, just getting some stuff, and at the end it said, give Vinnie a hug from me, I don't care if it is, you know, it's like, I don't care, all I know is that it felt quite nice, it felt nice, hearing, you know, seeing that sentence, give Vinnie a hug from me, it was thoughtful and it was kind, and, you know, JATGPT says something that no one else says, no one I speak to apart from one friend, even acknowledges Vinnie,

on the phone that is, so yeah, it is nice just to have someone say, give him a hug, and I figure out, be nice to AI, because it becomes, I don't think sentient is possibly the right word, so I do wonder if humans are sentient, as much as we think we are, because so much of what humans are is just programmed, but not as in a computer program, but just learnt over time, that's part of it, so that's why I like Big Brother, because you can see people,

and you can almost predict way they act, predict some of the people that they're around, family members, friends, and if you had access to every single person in their life, you could study that person, have access to the other people, and you could pinpoint the mannerisms, the sayings, you know, the regular things they say, perhaps even the way they laugh, and it's like, okay, so how much of that is a personality, when it's taken from other people, how much of that is autonomy, I think it's interesting, that's one of the benefits of,

I guess, not being around people, is, I'm sure, I was, yeah, it wasn't even until I was about 14, realised I had a different accent, to the other kids at school, didn't realise, my dad was a Londoner, my grandparents were a Londoner, and my step-mum was, she didn't have the local accent, so good, I was living in Suffolk, in Suffolk, I'm going down town, you know, it's, talk like that, I probably had a, I did a little bit, I had a bit of an accent, but, it's only, I don't know,

I just kind of, about, I was 14 and I realised, it took a while to realise this, that I wasn't, maybe someone pointed it out, it's strange really, I guess I had a bit of a mixed accent, but I was a Geordie for a while, then I was Essex, then I was Suffolk, then I was London, I was London to start with, then I was London again, then I was Suffolk again, now I'm Essex.

Ricky Gervais says he ignores his advice over controversial gags, the office creator, and standup63 tries out funny lines on author and TV producer Jane Fallon, but if she urges him never to go public with his ideas, he thinks that is an indicator he can make people laugh, he said when I am working stuff out, I run things by her, if I go for a run, and I have an idea for a routine, I come back and say, what do you think of this, and she says please don't do that, then I know it's good, I know I have to write it.

Oh my goodness, Harold Bishop from Neighbours has quit, after 38 years on screen, wow, he's 86 years old, wow, wow, this is crazy, so this is a tear, Harold, they did a Bobby Ewing with Harold, so he was surfing, I don't know if he was surfing or he fell out of a boat, but he was pretty much killed off in the show, and this was in the 90s I think, or maybe late 80s, my memory is the public backlash was so strong that they brought him back,

and it turned out he had been saved by mermaids or something, so yeah, oh Daredevil Flo, Flo Pugh, I like Flo Pugh, I don't know what it is about her, I don't know, she plays, I don't know what she plays, oh yeah, Yelena Belova, in, okay so it's a new movie called Thunderbolts, so basically she was in the Black Sparrow movie, and like a colleague of Black, is it Black Sparrow, from the Marvel, she's really good at playing the part, Rita Ora is hoping a new song will be a slam dunk,

after impossibly announcing her next single on stage, just have a look what else is on here, Shakira, Shakira, sorry I got excited, Shaq is, Shak it all over, now Shakira's hips famously don't lie, but they could probably do with a breather, as she rapped the Latin American leg of her world tour, after 25 concerts across 11 stadiums, the superstar brought her last Mujeres, yeah, no, Lauren extravaganza, to a close in her home country of Colombia, a spectacle, from start to finish, Shakira, Shakira, 48, also had a surprise up her sleeve,

when Pao Maluma joined her on stage at Estadio Atanasio Gerardo, in meddling to Shaq era, Shakira, will begin the North American swing of shows next month, whenever, wherever she goes, audiences are in for a treat, see what they did, whenever, wherever, that's really I don't know, 49, 48, 38, 28, in 2005, when did she release that song, 2002, it was 25 when she released, 24, 25, when she released, whenever, I want to, I don't know, there was something about her I liked, I think it was her eyes, no I'm being serious,

I think it was her eyes, something about her eyes, just have a look, this is just Craig Charles, Craig says I'm giggly, sounds like Craig, not Craig Charles, Craig David, sorry, Craig David has been pushing the rewind button in search of inspiration, music's Smooth Operator announced that the 9th LP commitment will drop this summer, comparing it to his 2000 breakthrough debut album, alongside the latest single Wake Up, the record on August 8th, features collabs with Jojo, Tiwa, Savage and Louisa Johnson, Craig 43, he's only 43 years old, he's been going for decades,

gushed, it is everything to me, now they're born to do it, was to me as a teen, these new albums infuse to me, what it means to me, making music still turns me into a giggly, excited little kid, who wants to feel the magic of it all, like here's her experience, okay, Katy Perry seems to be getting a lot of backflip to space, like it's some kind of PR stunt or advertisement for future space tourism or whatever, but when you consider it was only like a week ago, maybe two weeks ago,

that one of Elon Musk's spaceships launched blew up, quite a few of them have blown up on launching, I think you've got to give it to anyone that's willing to get into a spaceship and fly off, because not many people do that, most of the spaceships or the rockets that are sent, launched, do not have people in them, so the fact that this had to be like Katy Price, Katy Perry and her friends decided to do this, I think good for them, I mean I'm not saying that with hope,

Katy decided to date me, but you never know, Emily Ratajkowski, 30 year old model says, oh she's moaning, she's angry just generally, no fire second, this is funny, this is the most ridiculous story I think I've ever seen, a boffin has disproved the five second rule, saying it's unsafe to eat food that's been on the floor for any length of time, so the idea that you can let it fall on the floor as long as you pick it up before five seconds is fine, anyone with a brain cell knows that's not true,

it's like come on, but apparently this scientist is a microbiologist, Nicholas Aicher, put the infamous guidelines to the test to find out if it's ok to scoff at snacks that have been dropped, of course it's not, I mean that's so funny the idea like no, nothing happens for five seconds, it's just something that people say isn't it, oh the neighbours out there are about to shout, I wasn't going to do the newspapers today, oh Tom Baker, blimey, he's 91, crazy, he was my favourite Doctor Who, from 74 to 1981,

he's very slim now, very distinctive voice, Johnny Depp has now got a in his films latest movie, so basically what he did, he just stopped dying his hair I guess, annoying thing about it, he's still beautiful, so annoying, he's still pretty, doesn't matter if he's got grey, if you could put a dead pigeon on his head and it'd still be pretty, it's not fair, he's 61 years old, I mean that's not to say that he'd have to be grey at 61, I'm 54 and I'm not completely grey, my beard's getting there now,

but on my hair, what's left of it, it's, there's still a fair bit of like dark brown, see I don't talk about politics but Lisa Nandy, I've always fancied her, I have, it's something about her I just always liked, I like the way she talks, like not necessarily what she says but just, I just like her, I've always fancied her for years and years and years, what on earth, pins have shed 18 stone, he's lost weight you can see but she, it's transformed her, he just looks a bit slimmer,

yeah his face does as well yeah, but she's, if they're happy, good on them, just gotta go with what, 11 stone, don't know what she was before, they've lost how much, blues you know, what's up stuff, just have a look at this, I just brought up some page on the internet, not the internet the, on the iPad some like side thing, right, oh look at this, it's 70 years this week, Einstein's brain was stolen, wow, this is, it's weird, I wanna see what my stars is, Virgo,

you've been enjoying life and relationships and making time for hobbies, all this might change, although you will start, although you will want some fun, events will prompt you to get organised as you start to map out your path to success, okay, and on that note I'm gonna give a listening, remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy, be gentle with yourself, you deserve to feel safe, lots of love.