#8 – Farting Beauty

💨 #8 – Farting Beauty

Jason’s Bedtime Storytime

This isn't quite the fairy tale you remember. In this soft, playful retelling of Sleeping Beauty, Jason introduces us to Farting Beauty — a more relatable princess with a little more wind in her tale.

Read in a calm, sleepy tone with gentle humour throughout, this episode is perfect for drifting off with a smile. It’s the kind of story where nothing too serious happens… except maybe a tiny toot or two.

📘 Format: Spoken bedtime story
Theme: Silly, soft, and sleep-friendly fairy tale
Length: Approx. 40–60 mins
Price: £0.99
Download: MP3 – yours to keep

⚠️ Only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.

🩺 This recording is intended for humour and relaxation only. Not a replacement for professional medical or mental health support.