#10 – The Flatulant Exotic Mermaid

🧜♀️💨 #10 – The Flatulant Exotic Mermaid

Jason’s Bedtime Storytime

In this wonderfully odd and gently adapted tale, Jason brings us the story of a very unique mermaid — flatulant, exotic, and deeply relaxed. Inspired by an old Dutch fairy tale (though quite loosely), this version floats along at a calm pace, with soft narration, whimsical moments, and the occasional underwater toot.

It’s weird. It’s warm. It’s perfect for bedtime.

📘 Format: Spoken bedtime story
Theme: Mermaid mischief, soft adaptation, and gentle laughs
Length: Approx. 40–60 mins
Price: £0.99
Download: MP3 – yours to keep

⚠️ Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not for use while driving or operating machinery.

🩺 This recording is for sleep and relaxation only. It is not a substitute for professional mental or medical care.