SLEEPY Boring objects

Welcome to SLEEPY Boring Objects with Jason Newland.

Struggling to switch off at bedtime? Does your mind race the moment your head hits the pillow? Then you've found the perfect podcast.

In each episode, Jason Newland takes an ordinary, everyday object and talks about it... in extraordinary detail. From teaspoons and paper clips to socks, washing machines, light bulbs, and cardboard boxes, nothing is too mundane to become the focus of a wonderfully slow, gentle, and delightfully boring conversation.

There are no exciting stories, dramatic twists, or cliff-hangers—just a calm, relaxing voice designed to help your busy mind drift away from the worries of the day and into peaceful sleep.

Since 2006, Jason has been helping listeners around the world relax, unwind, and fall asleep with his unique blend of comforting rambling, gentle humour, and soothing conversation. Every episode is created with one purpose: to bore you peacefully to sleep.

So get comfortable, close your eyes when it's safe to do so, and let the most ordinary objects become your gateway to a wonderfully restful night's sleep.

Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

Sweet dreams.