{"product_id":"no-music-asmr-9-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","title":"#9 – Michael Caine \u0026amp; The Giant Zip","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"222\" data-start=\"170\"\u003e🎩 (ASMR) #9 – \u003cem data-end=\"220\" data-start=\"189\"\u003eMichael Caine \u0026amp; The Giant Zip\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"269\" data-start=\"223\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"269\" data-start=\"223\"\u003eLet Me Bore You to Sleep – Whisper Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"528\" data-start=\"271\"\u003eIn this delightfully random episode, Jason opens with a whispery impersonation of \u003cem data-end=\"368\" data-start=\"353\"\u003eMichael Caine\u003c\/em\u003e, clears up a misunderstanding about a suspicious zip sound (it’s the cardigan, not the trousers), and then drifts off into the usual soothing, aimless rambles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"675\" data-start=\"530\"\u003eThis one blends humour, soft ASMR whispering, and a lighthearted tone — perfect for listeners who like to chuckle softly as they slip into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"680\" data-start=\"677\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"876\" data-start=\"682\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"696\" data-start=\"682\"\u003e🎧 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e ASMR-style whispering\u003cbr data-end=\"721\" data-start=\"718\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"721\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cardigan zips, celebrity impressions, and sleepy rambles\u003cbr data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"802\" data-start=\"791\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"824\" data-start=\"821\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"834\" data-start=\"824\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"843\" data-start=\"840\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"843\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"881\" data-start=\"878\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"883\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"886\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Do not use while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1177\" data-start=\"994\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1177\" data-start=\"997\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation only. It is not intended as a replacement for medical or mental health care. Please consult a healthcare professional if you are under treatment.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41508845191237,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_9_ASMR-Whisper_Letmeboreyoutosleep.png?v=1714288760","url":"https:\/\/jasonnewland.com\/products\/no-music-asmr-9-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","provider":"Jason Newland","version":"1.0","type":"link"}