{"product_id":"no-music-asmr-5-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","title":"#5 – The New News","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"189\" data-start=\"154\"\u003e📰 (ASMR) #5 – \u003cem data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"173\"\u003eThe New News\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"236\" data-start=\"190\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"236\" data-start=\"190\"\u003eLet Me Bore You to Sleep – Whisper Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"238\"\u003eIn this softly whispered episode, Jason scrolls through some of the world’s \u003cstrong data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"314\"\u003estrangest news stories\u003c\/strong\u003e, gently commenting and quietly rambling along the way. It’s the “new news” — but not the kind you need to pay much attention to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"609\" data-start=\"471\"\u003eThere’s no drama here — just slow speech, a few chuckles, and the comforting sound of whispered nonsense to help ease your mind into rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"614\" data-start=\"611\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"800\" data-start=\"616\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"630\" data-start=\"616\"\u003e🎧 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e ASMR-style whispering\u003cbr data-end=\"655\" data-start=\"652\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"665\" data-start=\"655\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light news talk, creaky desks, and bedtime boredom\u003cbr data-end=\"719\" data-start=\"716\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"730\" data-start=\"719\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 1 hour\u003cbr data-end=\"748\" data-start=\"745\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"758\" data-start=\"748\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"767\" data-start=\"764\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"780\" data-start=\"767\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"805\" data-start=\"802\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"917\" data-start=\"807\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"917\" data-start=\"810\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not for use while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"919\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"922\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation purposes only and is not a replacement for medical or psychological care. Please consult a professional if you're under treatment.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41508795940933,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_5_ASMRWhisper_Letmeboreyoutosleep_JasonNewland_26thOctober2022.png?v=1714288667","url":"https:\/\/jasonnewland.com\/products\/no-music-asmr-5-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","provider":"Jason Newland","version":"1.0","type":"link"}