{"product_id":"1436-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","title":"#1436 Let Me Bore You To Sleep","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"98\"\u003e🎙️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"96\"\u003ePodcast Title:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"290\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"186\"\u003eSTREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects - LMBYTS #1436 – 22nd September 2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"202\"\u003eDuration:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 hour, 42 minutes\u003cbr data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"224\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"233\"\u003eHost:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jason Newland\u003cbr data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eSeries:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"288\"\u003eLet Me Bore You to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"295\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"325\"\u003e🛋️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eOverall Theme:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"691\"\u003eA slow-paced, meandering monologue blending tech confusion, mundane life updates, personal reflections, and behind-the-scenes thoughts about running the podcast. The episode is built around the concept of “boring objects” but evolves into an impromptu stream of consciousness. As always, the delivery is intentionally mellow to help listeners unwind or fall asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eKey Topics \u0026amp; Tangents:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"779\"\u003e🧓 \u003cstrong data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"779\"\u003eReflections on Aging \u0026amp; Time Travel\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"851\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eJason wonders what it would be like to go back to being 22 years old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"943\"\u003ePonders the drawbacks of returning to a younger age with the limitations of that mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eConcludes that despite nostalgia, he wouldn't thrive with his past mindset in today’s life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003e💸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eBroadband Contracts \u0026amp; Mild Existential Math\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eReads out a letter about his broadband contract expiring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003eCalculates future broadband prices 50 years into the future (up to £116\/month at age 105!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003eMildly panicked over possible price hikes and automatic renewals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eReflects on the confusing nature of utility services and automation in customer service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e📆 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eDate Formatting Rant\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1649\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003eRants about UK vs. US date formatting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1495\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003eDefends the UK format (day\/month\/year) as the more sensible one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1649\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1649\"\u003eHighlights how inconsistent global date conventions cause confusion in digital systems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1651\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1656\" data-end=\"1714\"\u003e🐶 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1714\"\u003eVinny, His Dog, Makes Several (Audible) Cameos\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003eVinny farts \u003cem data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003emultiple\u003c\/em\u003e times during the episode — Jason notes each one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1789\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1791\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003eCompares Vinny's eating habits to a snake swallowing a giraffe (which he admits is a nonsense metaphor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003eDescribes Vinny’s love of women and how he uses that charm when meeting locals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"1982\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1984\" data-end=\"2023\"\u003e🌐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1992\" data-end=\"2023\"\u003ePodcast Website Maintenance\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2334\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2095\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2026\" data-end=\"2095\"\u003eDiscusses updating his website and fixing broken Apple Podcast links.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2096\" data-end=\"2165\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2098\" data-end=\"2165\"\u003eWalks through adjusting the menu settings on his site in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2254\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2168\" data-end=\"2254\"\u003eReflects on the tediousness and technical challenges of managing online content alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2255\" data-end=\"2334\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2334\"\u003eNotes concern over fans not seeing new episodes due to podcast feed glitches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2336\" data-end=\"2339\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"2341\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2349\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003eMental Health Check-In\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2376\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2376\" data-end=\"2472\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2472\"\u003eBriefly discusses his diagnosis: bipolar and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2473\" data-end=\"2564\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2475\" data-end=\"2564\"\u003eMentions recent medication changes and side effects (e.g., early waking, disorientation).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2565\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2567\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003eReveals he has a mental health nurse check-in soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2620\" data-end=\"2623\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"2625\" data-end=\"2673\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2633\" data-end=\"2673\"\u003ePodcast Image Design \u0026amp; Feedback Loop\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2674\" data-end=\"2962\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2674\" data-end=\"2734\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2676\" data-end=\"2734\"\u003eUses ChatGPT to critique and refine his episode cover art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2735\" data-end=\"2825\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2737\" data-end=\"2825\"\u003eDebates which visual elements to keep: episode numbers, music badges, website URLs, etc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2826\" data-end=\"2879\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2828\" data-end=\"2879\"\u003eWants to simplify the design for mobile thumbnails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2880\" data-end=\"2962\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"2962\"\u003eReminisces about creating early podcast images before Canva or AI tools existed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2964\" data-end=\"2967\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"2969\" data-end=\"3012\"\u003e🍕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2977\" data-end=\"3012\"\u003eHilarious First-Date Fart Story\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3013\" data-end=\"3234\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3013\" data-end=\"3076\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3015\" data-end=\"3076\"\u003eShares a story about trying to hold in farts on a first date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3077\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3079\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003eWishes Vinny had been there at the time — he could have blamed the dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3151\" data-end=\"3234\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3153\" data-end=\"3234\"\u003ePhilosophizes about how bathrooms are the worst (echoiest) place to fart quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3236\" data-end=\"3239\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"3241\" data-end=\"3301\"\u003e📺 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3249\" data-end=\"3301\"\u003eStreaming Services Deep Dive (Unplanned Tangent)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3302\" data-end=\"3786\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3302\" data-end=\"3611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3304\" data-end=\"3359\"\u003eLong, detailed discussion comparing streaming services:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3362\" data-end=\"3611\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3362\" data-end=\"3445\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3364\" data-end=\"3445\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3364\" data-end=\"3375\"\u003eNetflix\u003c\/strong\u003e: Complains about pricing tiers and downgraded HD unless you pay more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3448\" data-end=\"3522\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3450\" data-end=\"3522\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3450\" data-end=\"3466\"\u003eAmazon Prime\u003c\/strong\u003e: Praises it as good value due to free delivery + video.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3525\" data-end=\"3611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3527\" data-end=\"3611\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3527\" data-end=\"3571\"\u003eApple TV \/ Disney+ \/ ITVX \/ NOW TV \/ Sky\u003c\/strong\u003e: Compares costs, features, limitations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3612\" data-end=\"3709\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3614\" data-end=\"3709\"\u003eExpresses frustration over fragmented services and the desire for a universal streaming bundle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3710\" data-end=\"3786\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3712\" data-end=\"3786\"\u003eReflects on subscribing to services for his late uncle (\"Uncle Sausages\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3788\" data-end=\"3791\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"3793\" data-end=\"3844\"\u003e🗂️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"3802\" data-end=\"3844\"\u003eNostalgic Dive into Old Podcast Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"4015\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"3887\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3847\" data-end=\"3887\"\u003eOpens a folder with 700+ podcast images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3888\" data-end=\"3939\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3890\" data-end=\"3939\"\u003eTries to locate early cover art from before 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3940\" data-end=\"4015\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3942\" data-end=\"4015\"\u003eDiscusses how he used to rely on webcam shots or free tools before Canva.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4017\" data-end=\"4020\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"4022\" data-end=\"4056\"\u003e🎞️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"4031\" data-end=\"4056\"\u003eMovie Trivia \u0026amp; 80s TV\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4057\" data-end=\"4277\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4057\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4059\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003eTalks about Jason Bateman’s career (Little House on the Prairie, Silver Spoons, Teen Wolf 2).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4153\" data-end=\"4205\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4155\" data-end=\"4205\"\u003eReminisces about \u003cem data-start=\"4172\" data-end=\"4185\"\u003eFamily Ties\u003c\/em\u003e and Michael J. Fox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4206\" data-end=\"4277\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4208\" data-end=\"4277\"\u003eComments on the UK’s delayed broadcast of American shows in the past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4279\" data-end=\"4282\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"4284\" data-end=\"4330\"\u003e🎬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4292\" data-end=\"4330\"\u003eFilm Snobbery \u0026amp; Independent Cinema\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4331\" data-end=\"4468\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4331\" data-end=\"4396\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4333\" data-end=\"4396\"\u003eDiscovers a service called \u003cstrong data-start=\"4360\" data-end=\"4368\"\u003eMUBI\u003c\/strong\u003e, geared toward indie films.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4397\" data-end=\"4468\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4399\" data-end=\"4468\"\u003eShares appreciation for low-budget films made for the love of cinema.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4470\" data-end=\"4473\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"4475\" data-end=\"4525\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4483\" data-end=\"4525\"\u003eAmazon, Apple, and Cloud Subscriptions\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4526\" data-end=\"4707\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4526\" data-end=\"4591\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4528\" data-end=\"4591\"\u003eRealizes he's paying for Apple Music but thought it was Amazon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4592\" data-end=\"4664\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4594\" data-end=\"4664\"\u003eTalks about increasing iCloud storage due to podcast files and images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4665\" data-end=\"4707\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4667\" data-end=\"4707\"\u003eConsiders but rejects Apple One bundles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4709\" data-end=\"4712\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"4714\" data-end=\"4751\"\u003e💡 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4722\" data-end=\"4751\"\u003eEnd-of-Episode Reflection\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4752\" data-end=\"5010\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4752\" data-end=\"4821\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4754\" data-end=\"4821\"\u003eConsiders how podcast content often strays from its intended topic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4822\" data-end=\"4907\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4824\" data-end=\"4907\"\u003eEmphasizes the unpredictability and stream-of-consciousness nature of his episodes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4908\" data-end=\"5010\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4910\" data-end=\"5010\"\u003eConcludes that movies are just “glorified flip charts” (i.e., moving images = lots of still frames).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"5012\" data-end=\"5015\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"5017\" data-end=\"5041\"\u003e💬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"5024\" data-end=\"5041\"\u003eTone \u0026amp; Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"5042\" data-end=\"5203\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5042\" data-end=\"5086\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5044\" data-end=\"5086\"\u003eCasual, self-deprecating, and often silly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5087\" data-end=\"5138\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5089\" data-end=\"5138\"\u003eIntentionally meandering with no clear structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5139\" data-end=\"5203\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5141\" data-end=\"5203\"\u003eOffers moments of unexpected insight and humor in the mundane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"5205\" data-end=\"5208\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"5210\" data-end=\"5237\"\u003e💤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"5217\" data-end=\"5237\"\u003eIntended Effect:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"5238\" data-end=\"5367\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5238\" data-end=\"5285\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5240\" data-end=\"5285\"\u003eHelp listeners relax, unwind, or fall asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5286\" data-end=\"5367\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5288\" data-end=\"5367\"\u003eBlends boredom and gentle storytelling with light humor and comforting chatter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"5369\" data-end=\"5372\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"5374\" data-end=\"5406\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"5381\" data-end=\"5406\"\u003eMost Adorable Moment:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5407\" data-end=\"5525\"\u003eJason describes Vinny sitting on his feet, “like a little rabbit,” begging for treats he won’t get until Wednesday. 😄\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673677725765,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/WEBSITE_STREAMING_Monday_sBoringObjects-LMBYTS_1436-22ndSeptember2025.png?v=1758572255","url":"https:\/\/jasonnewland.com\/products\/1436-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","provider":"Jason Newland","version":"1.0","type":"link"}