{"product_id":"1433-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","title":"#1433 Let Me Bore You To Sleep","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e#1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏\u003cbr\u003eWebsite: \u003ca rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/letmeboreyoutosleep.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLetMeBoreYouToSleep.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro \u0026amp; Lighting Talk\u003cbr\u003eWhy I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 Longest and shortest days by country\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEcuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy double-glazing canvassing job in 1990\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorking night shift at a meter factory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e55:00 – Living with My Dad\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStaying at Dad’s while working two jobs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeating issues and blackout curtains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow many towns were involved in getting me to move out?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams \u0026amp; Video Players\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelling all my comedy stuff for £250\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuying a broken VCR from a “friend”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e1:25:00 – Outro\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRealizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReminders to be kind to yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43593695264837,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/1433LetmeboreyoutosleepTriviaTuesdayJasonNewland16thSeptember2025.png?v=1758116645","url":"https:\/\/jasonnewland.com\/products\/1433-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","provider":"Jason Newland","version":"1.0","type":"link"}