[00:00:02] Welcome to Jason, my name is Jason Newland, this is Whisper Wednesday, I've just heard him, I've heard his ears flap, just flushed the toilet so I can listen when you can safely close your eyes
[00:01:17] It's supposed to be like it's going to be, if it does rain, it's going to be a warm rainy day
[00:01:45] So, Uncle Sausages again, I was hoping Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or Cerebellum, Cerebellum or whatever
[00:05:07] And he said he stopped having that drink as well, so he stopped having that medication
[00:05:15] He monitored constant blood tests, it's not his full body scan, because he was nil by mouth, so hot there
[00:06:09] That's way too early for them to be coming here and climbing on the roof, 7 in the morning Yesterday, I heard one in the building, basically, there's scaffolding outside by, outside
[00:06:28] That is until close to my windows, I can't actually open them, it's a bit of a sweat box in here
[00:07:12] I want to be sitting in here, not being able to open the windows are open, being able to open them, but what else do I have?
[00:07:59] He's going to stay hours, and getting there at 7, the nurses are going, that was a one-off time, and that was a bit too hard
[00:12:41] Like, they take you to places, phone them up, to Uncle Sausages, and she said
[00:12:59] And the reason I didn't phone back is because, firstly, on a phone for way too long
[00:13:31] The chance of me getting the same person is practically non-existent So I'd have to go through the whole thing So I went online and I left, call it like a joke Where I just typed in that I spoke to someone They hadn't left a note or anything on the system
[00:13:56] I don't know if that's just the way they are, but I was always taught When I worked in a call centre, which basically was when a customer phones are
[00:14:11] Customer service, I would argue, I wouldn't argue, but I would say
[00:14:44] It seemed really weird, because it says if you want an advance payment It came on a screen saying, no way, go away, you're not having nothing
[00:15:12] No, I didn't, they said there was like a drop-down list of things And not one of them was advanced payments The way they work it out is sent
[00:15:37] So if you borrow, I guess, so just say I don't know if they're going to get back to me, but
[00:16:20] So yeah, that's my plan, but there are some stuff
[00:18:07] Hey, I went, I wasn't going to go, actually
[00:18:24] Yes, wasn't it?
[00:18:55] And also he felt a bit lonely because his neighbour, the man in the bed next to him He spent a week and suddenly he had no one to talk to So it's kind of a little bit
[00:19:20] Though he does have tennis on the TV now, so that's bright That's perked him up a little bit For the first week, he didn't watch any television And I kept saying, why don't you stick the TV on? Just have it in the background Don't even have to have the sound up
[00:19:48] There's plenty of sports on normal TV Especially the weekend But he said, nah, nah, a hundred days ago I think Monday, he was really surprised at how good the picture was It just started The week, that's tennis Just started on Monday
[00:20:15] It's a pleasant distraction So when I visited him yesterday, he was half asleep But he was listening
[00:20:59] Or some kind of sport and it feels nice And I just stood there and stared at him Made him jump when he looked up It was worth it
[00:21:26] I think he was surprised to see me Even though I did sell him I was on my way Out yesterday So that was the first time
[00:21:55] Under the sunshine Although I did manage to get him What he's been craving for a few days That's ice Ice I'm talking about Ice, ice Not ice Not ice That's in removing
[00:22:23] People that have lived here their whole lives I'm talking about Ice That's in frozen water So He was on about Well, I've got to get some Get some water I've got to get some water Frozen Frozen water I said, do you mean ice? He said Frozen water And I said Well I can get you some of that
[00:22:53] He said We need to get a flask A flask I said The ice Frozen for longer I thought to myself Well, I don't have a flask Be trusted With flasks That sounds strange Doesn't it? But
[00:23:18] I had a flask Well, I didn't break Well, I just have a habit Of dropping flasks And Breaking the inside bit Where You know All the glass bit inside Although it's been a little while I think the last time I had a flask Was 2005 Probably
[00:23:49] 2004 I said to You know You can
[00:24:54] Because there's a big Cost Well, a larger cost With seats And there's a smaller cost Which is closer to his ward With no seats It's just a takeaway Larger cost I get myself a bottle Of Vanta Get myself A chocolate
[00:25:17] There's a customer there At the till And he's back to me And he was Coffee, I suppose So I'm kind of
[00:25:49] Comes in And there's this There is like a place Where you queue And she said Are you being served? I said to me What do you mean? I said Well That face to us Might think that
[00:26:21] I've just got the items Out of the fridge And try and charge me For this stuff But I've already Bought it At the other cost And she said It's okay Why are you waiting here Then? I said I'm going to see If I can get some ice She said Oh I see I said Yeah
[00:26:46] I thought she might Correct me by saying Frozen water But she didn't So that was good Frozen Broken water Personally Don't drink ice I never have ice Ever Because ice It's tap water
[00:27:13] So I don't Never have ice In anything I'm not saying I've never had ice Because I have And in this weather I probably would have ice If I was If I was Sitting outside
[00:27:42] A pot of ice In a glass Because of the heat Ice wasn't for me And she's serving The lady That was already there So it's just me And the other lady
[00:28:12] Who's waiting In the queue So I'm standing In the queue now And he said Anything else And I said No no wait Wait wait He said What do you mean wait? I said Wait a second I need to just explain He said No you wait I said What? He said I don't know I'm just I'm not really sure What's going on I said That's fine These two bowls The Fanta And the Coke I've already purchased
[00:28:42] Them from the other Costa up there He said I said That's in my pocket You can't even see it He said Oh fair enough And he said Well how can I help? I said I was wondering Say no If you like He said I will say no If I like
[00:29:11] But what I say I said Okay Don't get shirty He just You know I'm just asking Is there any chance I can get Some ice In a cup? And I said That's the end Of the sentence There was nothing else That was it Can I get some ice In a cup?
[00:29:41] Please I don't know What else he expected Me to say Did he expect A song? I don't know A piece of paper And start reciting Poetry I don't know What he expected He said sure So he went And got some ice And I said It's for It's for a patient I think I said It's for a customer
[00:30:11] Then I realised That hospitals They call them Patients Not customers Don't they? I suppose Customers would be A private hospital Wouldn't it? They'd call them Customers And he said Fine Isn't it When you see someone
[00:30:32] And that's what Is going on With this bloke In Costa I've seen him The last two weeks
[00:31:09] But I just It's weird And it's a little bit Like people in the street
[00:31:13] I remember saying
[00:32:11] To someone once Like After about six months Of doing this I said to her You know Seeing you Every day on the bus Literally sit opposite you On the desk I said Oh I thought
[00:32:36] You were on the desk And what you do When you're outside She said I know Because I'm wearing A coat now
[00:33:38] And those other people Would just sit around Chat around To ask her About the Kim costume Dressed as her He was He was in dress And he was He was just a big fan Of pirate movies He said He's always wanted To be Kirk Douglas
[00:34:05] And I said Okay It's hard to follow That up really Isn't it? If someone just Comes out with that Oh In case anyone's Wondering The reason Why I wear A pirate costume To work Actually He said The reason I wear this Pirate uniform Is because I'm a big fan Of Kirk Douglas When he was
[00:34:34] In pirate movies It's hard to have A follow up question Sure
[00:37:46] Something She used to do Is
[00:37:58] She places
[00:38:55] Which is like I always found
[00:38:58] To say
[00:40:01] This is one of those Things I don't like So we used to have I think I think Because I was So anti-custard Maybe my brothers Also didn't Like custard So My step mum Would just Figure a way Around it So we used Angel Delight Instead And some cream
[00:40:26] Sell it anymore In the shops I think I think it's One of those Things that Possibly
[00:41:13] I used to Like to eat It's an ice cream Again I don't know If it's still around I didn't understand Why it's not The most popular Ice cream In the world Because It's like A lasagna Or It's basically A trifle It's just A
[00:41:43] A dessert Version of A lasagna Isn't it I learned to Make lasagnas Learned when I was A skull Pilot Lasagnas And my boss
[00:42:12] Who is the chef Often I said Why don't you Teach me How you do It You know Because it's Very different Making a little Lasagna To making a Massive lasagna It's just a little bit It's a different Kind of process That made sense It gave me
[00:42:39] Something to do The lasagna I did the whole thing Because they did Come out nice And he went Because he was A trained chef He went through The whole thing With me And step by step
[00:43:10] I felt quite Accomplished actually Because People liked The lasagnas They were popular As well as Yeah Because There was I think It wasn't so much That they were Vegetarian Like
[00:43:46] Hello Me And stuff Like that And so What they would Do instead Is maybe Have a vegetarian Version So they were Quite popular To make the Lasagnas taste A bit nicer In ones
[00:44:15] I just sprinkled A little bit Of meat in there As well Just to add A little bit That was
[00:44:24] I still find it
[00:45:41] Funny though Necessarily Religious Of any Persuasion Was say Clean one Where is there A clean
[00:47:25] That's a lot Of shouting Outside That's weird It's a bit Early for that I just heard Someone go Love angel delight What used to
[00:47:54] What was that Ice cream I was talking About Basically Well they did A mint version And possibly The one I liked Was just vanilla Ice cream
[00:48:15] And I had to Explain it Vianetta ice cream For those who Don't know It's like
[00:48:30] An enter on The side
[00:49:00] And I really Liked it As a kid And I used To eat it I've had it As an adult I don't know If it's still I just like The layer Chocolate Ice cream And it's like These little I don't know
[00:49:30] How to explain It but it's Nice anyway There was a Time when I Was about 16 Living in a Flat above The chip shop And I had Such little Money I would Sometimes Spend on Some Ice cream Vianetta ice cream
[00:49:54] What was that What are they Called Like the Maybe syrup Not sponges But like
[00:50:29] And there's Some syrupy Stuff at the Top which is Very sticky If it's Gone out of My head
[00:50:40] It wasn't my Best decision
[00:51:15] There was a Time when I Used to have Yeah When I was in The chip shop I got a Part time job Clearing Get some money I used to So I'd work From 6.30 To 8.30 And then I'd Start work At 9 So I'd go Home It's only A five minute Walk Have some
[00:51:45] Cornflakes
[00:51:46] Getting up
[00:53:35] At 6 in the Morning I was not A big fan Of starting Up Getting up Early It was It was A constant
[00:54:01] So I was Making noise In the garden So I'm Going to go Thank you for Listening Remember to be Kind to yourself Because you do Deserve to be Happy
[00:54:30] To all of Yourself You deserve To feel safe Lots of love
[00:54:37] Not just A loud
[00:55:20] Just Relaxed Sense Of Fert and Peace But also Those
[00:55:52] Feelings So that you Can
[00:56:28] Do hours Time By listening Regularly Especially if you Find Like some people Do And myself As well Sometimes I'll Find one Particular Recording Resonates With me Just
[00:57:01] Listened To it Over And Over Again It Wasn't Hypnosis But it Was A guided Visualization So it Kind of Was Hypnosis Really I
[00:57:34] Find it Again And It Still Has The Same Effect The Person's Voice
[00:58:17] Pressing The Play Button As soon as I've Done that I Pressed The Play Button This Was In The Days Of I'd Lie
[00:58:47] Down On The Bed And Then Without Necessarily Listening To Her Words It Was As if My
[00:59:35] Would Slow Down
[01:00:06] Hypnosis To Audio Recordings Myself Because I Didn't Start Doing That Until 2006 I
[01:00:46] Were Too Just As Relaxing If Not More So I
[01:01:23] Feel The Same Something
[01:02:10] That I Focus
[01:03:09] In On My Feet Notice The Difference
[01:03:39] And Start To Notice What Almost Feels Like A
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[01:16:31] Sensation
[01:49:33] Start To Notice That To
[01:51:10] Take Some Time Stresses That You
[01:51:57] Place In Positive And
[01:53:31] Set It So The Settings Feels
[01:54:38] Nice Lots
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[03:16:35] In In Time In Sometimes Inside Inside Inside Your Thighs Massaging
[03:18:24] Sensitivity So
[03:26:55] Tension As
[03:30:17] You Notice This
[03:31:09] Is The Body Relaxes It's Just Relaxation When
[03:32:16] You Stop Thinking Without Trying To Build It Up Into Something
[03:33:09] There's Sense
