#1209 - Sunday Papers - Let Me Bore You To Sleep (6th October 2024)

[00:00:00] Hello and welcome to JasonNewland.com My name is Jason Newland, this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep and today is Sunday Newspapers, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday Newspapers.

[00:00:26] See I have like a little jingle before each podcast episode, I hope you appreciate that, I spent a long time recording that.

[00:00:40] I'm hoping that Vinny manages to keep quiet because there's a dog downstairs that's just screaming, it's basically, I guess he wants to, he's been left alone for a little while, which is a bit like what Vinny does.

[00:00:54] And he's really making, he's a puppy and he's making so much noise.

[00:01:01] It's high pitched, it doesn't actually affect me personally because it's not that loud, but Vinny can hear it.

[00:01:08] And he can really hear it and he now he knows who it is, because he's met the dog.

[00:01:15] And it's a little dog that lives downstairs.

[00:01:19] It's a little now but it's going to be huge apparently.

[00:01:21] But it's a puppy and beautiful, beautiful little boy.

[00:01:27] Honestly he's so cute and so soft but also really full of energy like puppies are.

[00:01:40] And he, Vinny was barking at him, like ground him because he kept, he kept jumping on, on Vinny.

[00:01:47] He's bigger than Vinny.

[00:01:48] And he's a puppy, he's bigger.

[00:01:51] He's yeah, quite a bit bigger, not a huge amount bigger but bigger.

[00:01:57] And Vinny didn't like it.

[00:01:59] And I think Vin thought he was the boss, you know he should be the boss.

[00:02:04] And downstairs used to be his place because my friend lived in that flat.

[00:02:09] So that was his, his domain as it were up here.

[00:02:16] In fact he knew downstairs before he came up here.

[00:02:19] He'd been in there a few times.

[00:02:21] So to come, you know when he goes down there he thinks it's still his place.

[00:02:27] But it isn't is it Vinny?

[00:02:28] No.

[00:02:30] Now he's, he's just listening.

[00:02:34] You can see his ears flapping.

[00:02:39] Oh dear.

[00:02:41] So please only listen when you can safely close your eyes if I haven't already said that.

[00:02:48] Vinny's coming in for the cuddle now.

[00:02:50] So he's gonna, he's gonna back up and cuddle into my body.

[00:02:56] Yeah.

[00:02:57] Unless you're gonna bark.

[00:02:58] Now I won't edit that little bark out.

[00:03:00] But if you do start barking Vin,

[00:03:02] I'm gonna have to put you in a bedroom.

[00:03:04] I won't have any choice.

[00:03:07] Because...

[00:03:09] It's taken me way too long to edit these recordings these days.

[00:03:14] These recordings these days.

[00:03:17] These, these, these.

[00:03:20] Constantly having to listen through to see if he's barking.

[00:03:25] And...

[00:03:26] Try not to miss it out.

[00:03:28] And...

[00:03:29] Because the recordings are quite long as well.

[00:03:32] For some reason.

[00:03:34] I seem to have a...

[00:03:38] I seem to be making longer recordings over time.

[00:03:44] I mean, the way it's going.

[00:03:46] I reckon in a year's time I'll be doing like...

[00:03:49] I'll be doing 10 hour recordings without even having to add anything on.

[00:03:56] Just me talking for 10 hours.

[00:03:58] Which will be too long.

[00:04:00] And impossible to edit.

[00:04:02] Just impossible.

[00:04:04] It's...

[00:04:05] I'm not sure.

[00:04:06] So anyway.

[00:04:07] What's happened?

[00:04:09] Not a lot.

[00:04:10] I woke up today.

[00:04:12] I woke up very early.

[00:04:18] Vinny was being a little bit...

[00:04:20] Restless again.

[00:04:22] I think it's because of the dog downstairs.

[00:04:26] So...

[00:04:26] He's kind of a little bit...

[00:04:29] On edge.

[00:04:31] Which puts me a little bit on edge.

[00:04:33] And I woke up very early.

[00:04:35] So I...

[00:04:36] I got up and I thought...

[00:04:40] I might as well just get up.

[00:04:42] I got up and then decided to get up.

[00:04:44] You know, I got up.

[00:04:46] Did a wee wee wee.

[00:04:48] And then I thought...

[00:04:51] What's the point in going back to bed when...

[00:04:53] I'm just going to be laying there.

[00:04:55] Just this pointless.

[00:04:58] So...

[00:04:59] I went and did...

[00:05:02] The...

[00:05:03] Editing.

[00:05:04] I was half falling asleep while I was doing that.

[00:05:09] And all the stuff that goes with that.

[00:05:11] And then eventually...

[00:05:13] I did go back to bed for an hour or two.

[00:05:17] Afterwards.

[00:05:20] And...

[00:05:22] I'm feeling quite hungry.

[00:05:24] If I'm honest.

[00:05:25] You know, I don't like to be honest.

[00:05:26] But I'm feeling quite hungry.

[00:05:31] But yeah.

[00:05:32] It's alright.

[00:05:33] So I got it done.

[00:05:35] And...

[00:05:37] Uploaded it.

[00:05:38] Made the 10 hour version of the video.

[00:05:40] So...

[00:05:40] I'll tell you about that.

[00:05:42] So...

[00:05:42] The new thing that I'm doing...

[00:05:46] Is...

[00:05:46] I am making...

[00:05:49] So I make the normal recording.

[00:05:52] And still doing the one with music.

[00:05:55] Five hours and ten hours.

[00:05:57] Available on the podcast.

[00:05:59] And then...

[00:06:01] I...

[00:06:03] Create...

[00:06:03] A video.

[00:06:04] A ten hour video.

[00:06:05] Without any music.

[00:06:07] On YouTube.

[00:06:09] I post that on to...

[00:06:11] Takes a while to upload and to produce and all that stuff.

[00:06:14] Takes a couple of hours.

[00:06:16] Two or three hours from start to finish.

[00:06:18] But then I...

[00:06:22] It's ten hours long.

[00:06:23] You know.

[00:06:23] So it's quite...

[00:06:25] Takes quite a lot of...

[00:06:27] Energy...

[00:06:28] From the computer.

[00:06:29] And the internet.

[00:06:32] I...

[00:06:32] So then...

[00:06:34] I...

[00:06:35] Create a page on my website.

[00:06:37] Specifically for the new recording.

[00:06:41] And...

[00:06:42] I embed...

[00:06:43] An audio player.

[00:06:44] And a video player.

[00:06:45] An audio.

[00:06:47] That you can listen to stream.

[00:06:48] And a video you can watch.

[00:06:50] Which is the one that's on YouTube.

[00:06:55] And...

[00:06:55] And then I upload the...

[00:06:57] All four recordings.

[00:06:58] So that you can download them for free.

[00:07:00] On that page.

[00:07:02] Or from that page.

[00:07:06] Then...

[00:07:08] Embed the...

[00:07:09] On my first page.

[00:07:11] The front page of the website.

[00:07:13] You know.

[00:07:14] Just the home page.

[00:07:15] There is...

[00:07:17] The most latest video.

[00:07:21] And the latest audio.

[00:07:22] And there's a list.

[00:07:24] Kind of like a little playlist.

[00:07:25] Of the latest ones.

[00:07:27] So that...

[00:07:27] That's quite cool.

[00:07:28] So I've got that on there.

[00:07:31] It's...

[00:07:31] Quite time consuming.

[00:07:34] To get it all updated everyday.

[00:07:37] I've got one thing on automatic.

[00:07:39] But the video.

[00:07:39] Couldn't really find a way to do YouTube.

[00:07:43] Automatically.

[00:07:44] To...

[00:07:47] To embed the latest YouTube video.

[00:07:52] And...

[00:07:53] There is a way.

[00:07:54] Probably.

[00:07:54] There must be a way.

[00:07:56] It's a little bit too technical.

[00:07:58] For moi.

[00:08:01] So...

[00:08:01] I might look into it in the future.

[00:08:03] Because...

[00:08:04] It would definitely be good.

[00:08:05] To get as much automated as possible.

[00:08:10] But...

[00:08:11] The actual latest...

[00:08:13] Audio recording.

[00:08:15] Because I've got a playlist.

[00:08:17] It just automatically updates it.

[00:08:19] Whenever I upload a new one.

[00:08:21] So that's good.

[00:08:23] And...

[00:08:24] What else?

[00:08:26] That's it really.

[00:08:27] I've got my Facebook group.

[00:08:29] Jason Newland's Boring Group.

[00:08:31] So you can join that.

[00:08:32] If you're...

[00:08:33] A super fan.

[00:08:36] And...

[00:08:36] Yeah.

[00:08:38] So...

[00:08:39] Oh man.

[00:08:40] It was proper raining today.

[00:08:42] I went out this morning.

[00:08:44] I took him out.

[00:08:46] And we're gonna go...

[00:08:48] You know...

[00:08:48] Go for a...

[00:08:50] Thingy.

[00:08:50] I won't say out loud.

[00:08:53] Too much rain.

[00:08:54] So we went into the garden.

[00:08:56] So we went into the garden.

[00:08:56] And stood under the tree.

[00:08:58] And I was begging him to do a wee wee.

[00:09:01] Please.

[00:09:02] Please.

[00:09:03] Please.

[00:09:04] Do a wee wee wee wee wee.

[00:09:06] Please.

[00:09:08] Eventually he did something.

[00:09:10] And then we went back inside.

[00:09:11] I just didn't...

[00:09:12] I didn't fancy getting soaked through.

[00:09:16] Just wasn't...

[00:09:17] Didn't really appeal to me for some reason.

[00:09:22] And then we waited till...

[00:09:24] I think it was...

[00:09:25] Gone four o'clock.

[00:09:27] And we went out...

[00:09:28] For a walk.

[00:09:29] We had a proper walk this time.

[00:09:32] And it wasn't raining.

[00:09:34] It was a little bit musty.

[00:09:35] You know that musty rain?

[00:09:37] Where it's not really raining.

[00:09:39] But it's kind of musty.

[00:09:41] It kind of is raining but...

[00:09:43] It's not really.

[00:09:45] It's almost like it's just...

[00:09:47] The rain is just static in the air when you walk through it.

[00:09:53] Blimey.

[00:09:54] That's a toilet downstairs.

[00:09:55] That made a lot of noise.

[00:09:56] So yeah.

[00:09:58] I...

[00:09:58] Went out but it did...

[00:10:00] It kind of...

[00:10:01] Cleared up.

[00:10:03] Once I was out.

[00:10:04] And then...

[00:10:06] Oh itchy ear.

[00:10:07] Oh...

[00:10:10] And then we came back.

[00:10:13] Yeah.

[00:10:17] And I spent most of the day...

[00:10:21] Working on the YouTube channel.

[00:10:25] Posting links to the website...

[00:10:29] The individual website pages.

[00:10:31] For example...

[00:10:32] I haven't done today's one yet.

[00:10:34] Wow.

[00:10:34] That's a good point.

[00:10:37] So...

[00:10:37] If you click on a...

[00:10:39] On one of the YouTube videos.

[00:10:41] One of the more later ones.

[00:10:43] You'll see...

[00:10:45] In fact...

[00:10:46] Any of the let me boy to sleep.

[00:10:47] Apart from today's.

[00:10:48] But...

[00:10:49] That should be done.

[00:10:50] Not today's.

[00:10:51] Yesterday's.

[00:10:53] Yeah.

[00:10:54] Like the...

[00:10:56] Saturday's magazines.

[00:10:59] That one.

[00:11:01] So...

[00:11:03] The first...

[00:11:05] Right at the top of the description.

[00:11:08] There it says...

[00:11:10] Download all four versions of this...

[00:11:15] MP3...

[00:11:17] Free or something.

[00:11:18] And then there's a link to the page.

[00:11:21] So...

[00:11:21] That's something I do for every new page.

[00:11:23] Every new video as well.

[00:11:25] Links to the new page.

[00:11:26] So yeah...

[00:11:27] It's a...

[00:11:28] It's a quite a lot to do.

[00:11:31] I'm...

[00:11:34] I've done all the let me boy to sleep ones.

[00:11:36] I'm now doing the relax and sleep hypnosis daily ones.

[00:11:40] And I'm...

[00:11:40] About 130 in.

[00:11:43] Of about 220.

[00:11:46] Or 209 I think maybe.

[00:11:49] And then I'll do...

[00:11:52] All the others.

[00:11:53] So that's going to take the rest of the week probably.

[00:11:56] But I have to be careful because...

[00:11:59] I am...

[00:12:02] I'm not ignoring.

[00:12:04] But I am kind of...

[00:12:09] Not focusing on the...

[00:12:13] University course.

[00:12:14] Which I should...

[00:12:15] Be.

[00:12:16] Because it started officially yesterday.

[00:12:19] Although there was a week previous that was part of the course as well.

[00:12:22] Which I haven't done.

[00:12:24] But I've not even started.

[00:12:25] So I need to...

[00:12:27] What I'm going to do tomorrow.

[00:12:30] And actually...

[00:12:31] Get on it.

[00:12:33] And then every day of the week.

[00:12:36] Weekdays.

[00:12:37] I'm going to maybe try and...

[00:12:39] Do it.

[00:12:40] So it's 16 hours a week.

[00:12:45] 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 14, 15.

[00:12:48] 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.

[00:12:53] 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.

[00:12:59] 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 14, 15.

[00:13:06] So 5 days, 3 hours is 15 hours.

[00:13:12] So 1 hour divided into 5.

[00:13:15] What's that?

[00:13:19] 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 minutes.

[00:13:22] 10 minutes.

[00:13:25] It's about 3 hours and 10 minutes.

[00:13:29] 2, 4, 6, 8, 2...

[00:13:32] 3 hours and 12 minutes is...

[00:13:36] No.

[00:13:38] Yeah.

[00:13:39] 2, 4, 6, 8...

[00:13:40] 3 hours and 12 minutes.

[00:13:43] It's a bit specific, isn't it?

[00:13:46] Per day.

[00:13:47] 3 hours...

[00:13:48] That seems like a lot.

[00:13:51] Doesn't it seem like a lot?

[00:13:52] 3 hours?

[00:13:55] Well, I probably spend more...

[00:13:56] I do spend more than that doing these...

[00:13:59] podcasts.

[00:14:01] But...

[00:14:03] Yeah, so I need to...

[00:14:07] take...

[00:14:07] be a little bit more...

[00:14:09] try and be a bit more organized.

[00:14:12] So I've got a kind of a routine for the podcasts.

[00:14:16] I'll make the recording in the afternoon or...

[00:14:20] early evening.

[00:14:22] It's now currently...

[00:14:26] 23 minutes past 6pm.

[00:14:33] And...

[00:14:34] I will...

[00:14:38] so...

[00:14:39] have this done by...

[00:14:42] whatever time I get this finished.

[00:14:44] and then I'll...

[00:14:45] then I'll turn everything off and I will...

[00:14:49] upload...

[00:14:50] first thing in the morning.

[00:14:52] And...

[00:14:52] process and all that stuff.

[00:14:54] Edits and all...

[00:14:54] everything.

[00:14:56] So...

[00:14:56] yeah...

[00:14:57] that's kind of my like routine.

[00:14:59] Because...

[00:14:59] there used to be a time...

[00:15:01] when I would make a recording...

[00:15:02] and then I'd edit straight away...

[00:15:05] and process and upload.

[00:15:07] and...

[00:15:08] because I knew...

[00:15:09] of all the work that was...

[00:15:10] to be done...

[00:15:12] it almost put me off...

[00:15:13] from wanting to make a recording.

[00:15:16] Because I knew it was going to be the next...

[00:15:20] maybe 3...

[00:15:21] 4...

[00:15:21] 4 hours...

[00:15:22] 5 hours even...

[00:15:24] before it's all done.

[00:15:25] And I thought...

[00:15:26] but this is a bit easier because...

[00:15:30] I separate the two things.

[00:15:33] You know...

[00:15:34] recording...

[00:15:34] and then the editing...

[00:15:36] separate.

[00:15:37] Different day.

[00:15:38] It's just nice to have that break from it.

[00:15:41] Other than the fact...

[00:15:42] well...

[00:15:43] I can't remember what I talked about...

[00:15:46] the day before.

[00:15:49] So...

[00:15:49] thank you to Cara...

[00:15:50] for your lovely words...

[00:15:51] about one of my recordings.

[00:15:54] Right...

[00:15:55] Vinny started barking but...

[00:15:57] to be fair...

[00:15:58] there was...

[00:15:59] a lot of noise outside as well.

[00:16:01] So he didn't have a lot of choice really.

[00:16:04] Didn't have much choice.

[00:16:08] You gonna lay down?

[00:16:09] Give me cuddles?

[00:16:10] Come on baby...

[00:16:12] get cuddles.

[00:16:13] Give me cuddles.

[00:16:15] Come on.

[00:16:15] Good boy.

[00:16:16] That's it.

[00:16:18] Cuddle...

[00:16:18] No he's not.

[00:16:20] Fair enough.

[00:16:23] So...

[00:16:24] today...

[00:16:24] we are doing...

[00:16:25] the Sunday papers.

[00:16:28] and...

[00:16:29] I'll try and look through some different papers...

[00:16:32] because...

[00:16:33] there's quite a few to go through.

[00:16:37] Daily...

[00:16:39] Mirror...

[00:16:41] What?

[00:16:43] Retros.

[00:16:45] Wow!

[00:16:46] Here's one.

[00:16:48] This is the retro.

[00:16:50] Daily Mirror...

[00:16:52] Readly Retros.

[00:16:55] This is from...

[00:16:59] Er...

[00:17:00] Wednesday, October 2nd...

[00:17:02] 1974.

[00:17:07] Blimey!

[00:17:12] I wonder if it's gonna go through...

[00:17:14] No it's not.

[00:17:18] Oh it is.

[00:17:20] The Cost of Keeping Quiet.

[00:17:25] Wow!

[00:17:25] Nixon's men go on trial.

[00:17:29] A pat on the back for Britain.

[00:17:33] New Motor...

[00:17:34] New Motor Strike Chaos...

[00:17:36] It's 14,000.

[00:17:43] The weather...

[00:17:44] 13 degrees...

[00:17:47] 55...

[00:17:49] 55...

[00:17:49] 59...

[00:17:50] 54...

[00:17:51] 56...

[00:17:54] 57...

[00:17:56] No...

[00:17:57] 13...

[00:17:58] 50...

[00:17:59] Wait a minute...

[00:18:00] 13 degrees...

[00:18:02] So...

[00:18:02] 55 is like...

[00:18:04] That'd be 100...

[00:18:06] So Centigrade...

[00:18:07] 13...

[00:18:08] 13...

[00:18:09] 15...

[00:18:09] 12...

[00:18:11] So it's raging around like the...

[00:18:14] 14...

[00:18:15] 14...

[00:18:16] 13...

[00:18:21] Centigrade...

[00:18:22] Which is about normal this time of year.

[00:18:24] I don't know what it is now.

[00:18:28] Huh...

[00:18:28] Secret of the Back Row Boys...

[00:18:31] The smiling boy in the back row did not reveal his identity during a three week holiday visit to a French school.

[00:18:39] Andrew...

[00:18:40] Oh dear...

[00:18:41] No, not all dear...

[00:18:42] No, no, no, no...

[00:18:43] I'm just...

[00:18:44] This...

[00:18:45] The current...

[00:18:45] The...

[00:18:46] He was...

[00:18:47] Introduced simply as a son of a landowner...

[00:18:50] And a non-working mother.

[00:18:51] And he went on famous.

[00:18:53] So the secret...

[00:18:54] Only came out when he returned to England.

[00:18:57] The...

[00:18:58] The non-working mother was the Queen...

[00:19:00] And the boy was Prince Andrew.

[00:19:03] So...

[00:19:04] He went on a school trip.

[00:19:05] This is 1974.

[00:19:08] This time 1974.

[00:19:09] Prince Andrew went on a school trip.

[00:19:13] And...

[00:19:16] Yeah, he was keeping secrets back then.

[00:19:20] And...

[00:19:21] Soccer playing Prince...

[00:19:23] Was in a party...

[00:19:25] From the school...

[00:19:27] Parties...

[00:19:28] He also scored in the classroom.

[00:19:32] A new spokesman said yesterday...

[00:19:34] He also scored in the classroom.

[00:19:37] What does that mean?

[00:19:38] Andrew's a bright student...

[00:19:40] And certainly plays a jolly good game of football.

[00:19:43] Very few people knew who he was.

[00:19:46] We had to be discreet for security reasons.

[00:19:49] But naturally the family he stayed with were informed.

[00:19:53] You'd think so, wouldn't you?

[00:19:56] Yeah.

[00:19:57] Yeah.

[00:19:57] Andrew's trip was part of an annual...

[00:19:59] Annual...

[00:20:00] Annual...

[00:20:01] Exchange visit.

[00:20:03] Oh...

[00:20:06] Is...

[00:20:07] Is this weird?

[00:20:07] This is really strange looking at old newspapers.

[00:20:10] I like this.

[00:20:12] So this is...

[00:20:14] The...

[00:20:14] The Daily Mirror.

[00:20:17] 1974.

[00:20:18] October 2nd.

[00:20:20] So...

[00:20:22] Up Goes Sugar.

[00:20:25] Tate & Lyle.

[00:20:28] I was two years old.

[00:20:31] No I was...

[00:20:32] 19...

[00:20:32] I was four years old.

[00:20:34] Up Tate & Lyle.

[00:20:36] The Mr. Cube.

[00:20:37] Giant.

[00:20:38] Is putting up the price of sugar.

[00:20:41] By...

[00:20:42] One and a half pence.

[00:20:44] For a two...

[00:20:45] Ibb bag.

[00:20:48] One and a half pence.

[00:20:49] The rise...

[00:20:50] The second this year.

[00:20:52] Will increase...

[00:20:53] The average price...

[00:20:54] In the shops...

[00:20:56] To about...

[00:20:56] Fourteen and a half pence.

[00:21:00] Fourteen and a half pence for a bag of sugar.

[00:21:03] That's just ridiculous.

[00:21:06] It's not a huge amount now really.

[00:21:09] If you go to like a supermarket you'd probably get...

[00:21:13] Mind you...

[00:21:14] Two pound...

[00:21:14] No.

[00:21:16] Yeah.

[00:21:17] That's for a big bag.

[00:21:18] The little bag.

[00:21:19] Yeah.

[00:21:19] So it's probably a couple of quid for the big bag...

[00:21:21] Big bags now.

[00:21:23] Two pounds.

[00:21:24] Or is it a kilo?

[00:21:26] Do you get a kilo sugar?

[00:21:27] I'm not sure.

[00:21:29] It's caused by a high refining...

[00:21:32] Higher refining costs.

[00:21:33] And by higher prices...

[00:21:35] Which Tate and Lyle had to pay...

[00:21:37] During a sugar shortage...

[00:21:39] Sugar shortage...

[00:21:41] For supplies from countries they do not usually deal with.

[00:21:46] Britain's big three bakers have asked the price commission to approve a half a pence rise on a loaf of bread.

[00:21:57] As weird...

[00:21:59] Bakers have to ask...

[00:22:02] To put up the price of bread.

[00:22:04] Shouldn't it be up to them how much they charge for bread?

[00:22:08] Ah...

[00:22:09] Didn't know that.

[00:22:14] Uh...

[00:22:17] So what else?

[00:22:18] What have we got?

[00:22:19] Healy takes US by storm.

[00:22:22] Dennis Healy gets off a British Airways flight in London this morning.

[00:22:26] He would still be switched from...

[00:22:28] Oh...

[00:22:29] Okay...

[00:22:29] I don't know what that's about.

[00:22:30] Page three.

[00:22:33] Oh...

[00:22:34] The Daily Mirror...

[00:22:36] And a different page three.

[00:22:38] Usually has a...

[00:22:41] A model on there.

[00:22:45] Britain wants a vote on Europe.

[00:22:50] Wow...

[00:22:51] So...

[00:22:51] Most people want the right to decide whether Britain stays in the common market.

[00:22:57] Mr Wilson said last night.

[00:23:00] So I'm guessing Mr Wilson was the Prime Minister at the time.

[00:23:05] But only Labour would give them that chance.

[00:23:07] Said the Prime Minister.

[00:23:09] He supported his claim that people of all parties wanted a market vote by quoting figures.

[00:23:15] Oh blimey.

[00:23:18] So...

[00:23:19] There's a big advert for...

[00:23:22] Cigarettes.

[00:23:24] Blimey.

[00:23:25] 36 pence.

[00:23:31] Bad word in here.

[00:23:34] Right?

[00:23:35] This is...

[00:23:37] Guards.

[00:23:38] This is like literally a genuine cigarette advert.

[00:23:40] Guards.

[00:23:41] King size.

[00:23:42] 34 pence.

[00:23:44] 2 pence less than other king size.

[00:23:46] So it's 30...

[00:23:47] So it's...

[00:23:48] Yeah.

[00:23:48] Only 34 pence.

[00:23:49] Not 36.

[00:23:51] For 20.

[00:23:57] Would be the average price for 20 cigarettes.

[00:24:00] Back then.

[00:24:02] It's now...

[00:24:03] 20 pound.

[00:24:09] If that was the case.

[00:24:10] If sugar went up the same price.

[00:24:13] Then a bag of sugar would now be...

[00:24:19] Wow.

[00:24:21] I can't even work it out.

[00:24:24] 20 pound.

[00:24:27] How many thousands of percentage has that gone up?

[00:24:36] But it's a really bad...

[00:24:37] This is...

[00:24:38] They've got a big headline.

[00:24:40] Which...

[00:24:41] Is not a good headline.

[00:24:44] You know...

[00:24:44] It says...

[00:24:46] Cut your smoking costs...

[00:24:47] At a stroke.

[00:24:49] It's like...

[00:24:50] No.

[00:24:50] That's bad wording.

[00:24:52] Bad wording.

[00:24:54] But this is back in the 70s.

[00:24:56] They weren't...

[00:24:57] I think...

[00:24:58] I think even doctors used to smoke...

[00:25:00] In the surgeries back then.

[00:25:03] Labor peril by Heath.

[00:25:06] God.

[00:25:06] It's the same thing.

[00:25:08] It's exactly the same as it is now.

[00:25:10] The newspapers are constantly...

[00:25:13] Picking on the politicians.

[00:25:15] Like...

[00:25:16] All the time.

[00:25:17] All the time.

[00:25:22] Oh, look at this.

[00:25:24] There's an advert here for a Mazda.

[00:25:28] Okay.

[00:25:28] Here we go.

[00:25:29] This car was made for a small...

[00:25:33] Overpopulated island.

[00:25:34] Where petrol is expensive and repair bills high.

[00:25:38] It could do well in Britain too.

[00:25:42] Wow.

[00:25:44] That's a bit of a controversial thing, isn't it?

[00:25:47] Car was made for a small...

[00:25:49] Overpopulated island.

[00:25:50] Where petrol is expensive.

[00:25:52] And repair bills are high.

[00:25:54] So obviously that's where they were...

[00:25:56] Back then.

[00:25:57] Overpopulated in 1974.

[00:25:59] What are we now?

[00:26:01] Blimey.

[00:26:02] So yeah.

[00:26:02] That was a bit controversial, wasn't it?

[00:26:04] I mean...

[00:26:04] Can you imagine they do an advert like that now?

[00:26:07] It's for a car.

[00:26:08] If you think things are pretty tough over here...

[00:26:11] You should drive a car in Japan.

[00:26:13] They've got less room.

[00:26:14] Higher bills.

[00:26:15] No North Sea oil to look forward to.

[00:26:18] So if the Mazda 100,000 rubber...

[00:26:22] Can make a go of it...

[00:26:23] Where it's really tough...

[00:26:25] It ought to thrive in Britain.

[00:26:27] For a start it was built to be right hand drives...

[00:26:30] So there's none of the conversion problems you get with some foreign cars.

[00:26:36] Girl, I love this.

[00:26:37] This is funny.

[00:26:39] Wow.

[00:26:40] And it's got in brackets...

[00:26:41] Like the passenger getting more of his windscreen wiped than the driver.

[00:26:48] Yeah.

[00:26:49] I guess.

[00:26:49] Blimey.

[00:26:51] Like us, most of their driving is done in the city streets.

[00:26:55] So the Mazda 1000 has a turning circle of only 27.

[00:27:01] I don't know what that means.

[00:27:03] And if you can leave a car out all night in Tokyo...

[00:27:09] Leverage...

[00:27:10] Leverage?

[00:27:11] Oh, it's not as brackets.

[00:27:14] Average annual rain 66.

[00:27:16] You won't have too much trouble in a sunny place like Manchester.

[00:27:20] Average rain 433.

[00:27:26] Sunny.

[00:27:28] Did the...

[00:27:29] I mean...

[00:27:30] I've never known...

[00:27:33] This country to be described as sunny.

[00:27:36] Ever.

[00:27:38] Because...

[00:27:39] But I remember...

[00:27:41] My memory...

[00:27:42] Of the 70s was...

[00:27:45] It was sunnier.

[00:27:49] You know?

[00:27:51] That's my...

[00:27:51] The summers were sunny.

[00:27:54] And hot.

[00:27:55] Really hot.

[00:27:57] And...

[00:27:59] Yeah.

[00:27:59] Just memory I suppose, isn't it?

[00:28:03] Wow.

[00:28:04] This is a...

[00:28:05] This is like a proper...

[00:28:07] Big page.

[00:28:09] And expecting people to read it all.

[00:28:13] As for petrol consumption...

[00:28:15] You can expect up to...

[00:28:18] 45 MPG...

[00:28:20] Or miles per gallon...

[00:28:22] On the cheapest 2 star variety.

[00:28:26] The...

[00:28:26] The...

[00:28:26] 985 CC overhead cam engine...

[00:28:29] Has an alloy head...

[00:28:31] And a top speed of over 80.

[00:28:35] Wow.

[00:28:36] But the biggest thing...

[00:28:37] That makes it a success in Japan...

[00:28:41] Also seems to be...

[00:28:42] It's biggest attraction over here.

[00:28:46] It's a lot of a car.

[00:28:48] It's a lot of car...

[00:28:50] For the money...

[00:28:51] At...

[00:28:51] 1,079 pound.

[00:28:56] 1,079 pound...

[00:28:59] For a brand new car.

[00:29:03] Yeah, well...

[00:29:05] It's a while back, isn't it?

[00:29:07] You get two...

[00:29:09] Speed wipers as well.

[00:29:12] Oh...

[00:29:13] If you'd like more power...

[00:29:15] Or more room...

[00:29:17] There's a 1300 CC version...

[00:29:19] And...

[00:29:20] An estate car.

[00:29:22] But we'd advise you...

[00:29:23] Make up your mind soon.

[00:29:25] One thing...

[00:29:26] And our next one is...

[00:29:32] That's the budget time...

[00:29:34] Which is coming...

[00:29:35] Here.

[00:29:35] Here.

[00:29:37] And it's like...

[00:29:38] Really weird...

[00:29:39] How...

[00:29:40] How kind of political...

[00:29:43] Politically integrated...

[00:29:44] That advert was.

[00:29:47] Marge Proops...

[00:29:52] Er...

[00:29:53] Right.

[00:29:56] No wonder there's a bunny shortage.

[00:29:58] So this is one of the...

[00:30:00] This is like the agony...

[00:30:02] Agony...

[00:30:03] Thingy.

[00:30:05] It came as no surprise to me...

[00:30:07] To learn of the problems...

[00:30:09] The Playboy Club is facing...

[00:30:11] In recruiting bunny girls...

[00:30:14] 1974 everyone...

[00:30:16] Wages are high...

[00:30:18] Fringe benefits...

[00:30:19] Attractive...

[00:30:20] But girls are certainly not...

[00:30:22] Flocking...

[00:30:22] To become glorified waitresses...

[00:30:25] In black tights...

[00:30:27] And fluffy little towels...

[00:30:28] On their bottoms...

[00:30:30] So...

[00:30:32] So desperate...

[00:30:34] Is the bunny shortage...

[00:30:35] That their recruiting officer...

[00:30:38] Hoped to scout around...

[00:30:40] The top girls schools...

[00:30:42] What?

[00:30:43] Are you...

[00:30:45] Are you serious?

[00:30:47] Right.

[00:30:48] Here we go.

[00:30:49] So...

[00:30:50] There is the bunny shortage...

[00:30:52] That their recruiting officer...

[00:30:55] Hoped to scout around...

[00:30:57] The top girls schools...

[00:31:00] In the hope of finding...

[00:31:02] Possible talent...

[00:31:03] Among the hockey and lacrosse set...

[00:31:08] The top girls...

[00:31:09] Wow...

[00:31:09] Can you imagine that now?

[00:31:12] But the headmistress...

[00:31:13] Of the three...

[00:31:15] Top snob schools...

[00:31:17] Have given a...

[00:31:19] Cool...

[00:31:19] Down to the suggestion...

[00:31:21] That this particular career...

[00:31:23] Is one of the people...

[00:31:25] That...

[00:31:26] That this...

[00:31:28] Particular career...

[00:31:29] Is one their pupils...

[00:31:31] Should pursue...

[00:31:32] I would have been amazed...

[00:31:35] If any sensible headmistress...

[00:31:37] Felt there was worthwhile...

[00:31:39] Job potential...

[00:31:40] In being a bunny...

[00:31:42] It's hardly a career...

[00:31:47] A responsible teacher...

[00:31:48] Would recommend...

[00:31:49] So the fact...

[00:31:51] That there's no rush...

[00:31:52] Of applicants...

[00:31:53] Indicates to me...

[00:31:55] That more and more girls...

[00:31:56] Are becoming disenchanted...

[00:31:58] With the idea...

[00:31:59] Of earning a living...

[00:32:00] As sex symbols...

[00:32:05] Okay...

[00:32:05] The men who enjoy...

[00:32:06] The services of buddies...

[00:32:08] And presumably...

[00:32:09] Get a great kick out...

[00:32:10] Of being served...

[00:32:12] Their soup...

[00:32:13] By a girl whose...

[00:32:16] Puzzle is spoiling over...

[00:32:18] Her tight corset top...

[00:32:20] I reckon...

[00:32:21] Can blame the shortage...

[00:32:22] On the women's lib movement...

[00:32:25] So this is an agony...

[00:32:26] This is...

[00:32:27] This is her...

[00:32:28] Her comment on this...

[00:32:30] So she's blaming...

[00:32:31] The women's lib...

[00:32:33] Not even girls...

[00:32:36] That claim...

[00:32:38] They scorn the militant antics...

[00:32:40] Of the liberals...

[00:32:42] Are more influenced by them...

[00:32:43] Than they imagine...

[00:32:44] The number of girls...

[00:32:46] Prepared to...

[00:32:47] Subordinate themselves...

[00:32:49] Wearing that...

[00:32:49] Ludicrous...

[00:32:50] Outdated gear...

[00:32:52] In order to serve...

[00:32:53] Food and drink...

[00:32:54] To goggle-eyed...

[00:32:54] Tired...

[00:32:55] Businessmen...

[00:32:56] Is decreasing...

[00:32:58] And quite rightly too...

[00:33:00] The shortage of bunnies...

[00:33:02] Is one...

[00:33:03] More...

[00:33:04] Demonstration...

[00:33:05] Of the fact...

[00:33:06] That the exploited sex symbol...

[00:33:08] Is on the way out...

[00:33:10] I join the liberals...

[00:33:12] In shouting...

[00:33:14] Hooray...

[00:33:18] Erm...

[00:33:20] Wow...

[00:33:21] So...

[00:33:23] That's from 1974...

[00:33:28] What are you doing Vinnie?

[00:33:29] I can't believe he just can't behave himself...

[00:33:40] Look at this for an advert...

[00:33:42] A free stretch cover...

[00:33:46] When you send for a free brochure...

[00:33:49] For the next 14 days only...

[00:33:51] When you send for the plums...

[00:33:53] Stretch cover...

[00:33:54] We will also...

[00:33:57] You will also receive...

[00:33:58] Absolutely free of charge...

[00:33:59] And without obligation...

[00:34:01] A dining chair...

[00:34:03] Cover...

[00:34:04] Judge for yourself...

[00:34:06] The superb...

[00:34:07] Quality...

[00:34:08] And value for money...

[00:34:10] Machine washable...

[00:34:12] Drip dry...

[00:34:13] Color fast...

[00:34:14] Hard wearing...

[00:34:15] Double stretch fabric...

[00:34:17] A perfect fit...

[00:34:19] Every time...

[00:34:20] I don't even know what that is...

[00:34:21] But it's £1.50...

[00:34:23] Only £1.50...

[00:34:26] But it says...

[00:34:27] It's a free...

[00:34:28] You get...

[00:34:28] So you get it free...

[00:34:29] So what is £1.50?

[00:34:33] It's a dining chair cover...

[00:34:36] But it says...

[00:34:38] You also...

[00:34:42] Oh...

[00:34:43] You receive it free of charge...

[00:34:45] And without...

[00:34:48] Obligation...

[00:34:49] Okay...

[00:34:50] So they'll send you it...

[00:34:51] But you do still need to pay for it...

[00:34:52] Or send it back...

[00:34:57] Wow...

[00:35:00] A big freeze on love...

[00:35:02] What's this one?

[00:35:03] Dear Marge...

[00:35:05] Or Margie...

[00:35:07] Marge...

[00:35:08] My boyfriend is very loving...

[00:35:10] And demonstrative...

[00:35:11] In public...

[00:35:13] But as soon as we're alone...

[00:35:15] He freezes...

[00:35:17] Get a warmer flat...

[00:35:18] On buses...

[00:35:19] In the street...

[00:35:20] At parties...

[00:35:21] Or when he comes to our house...

[00:35:23] He's forever cuddling...

[00:35:25] And kissing me...

[00:35:26] All my friends think...

[00:35:27] I'm very lucky...

[00:35:28] To have a boy who is so loving...

[00:35:30] But when my parents go out...

[00:35:32] And we're alone in the house...

[00:35:35] He doesn't even sit next to me...

[00:35:38] I don't know why that's funny...

[00:35:40] It's usually the other way around...

[00:35:42] Isn't it?

[00:35:43] Maybe...

[00:35:44] I don't know...

[00:35:46] I don't like to broach...

[00:35:48] The subject with him...

[00:35:49] Because I'm crazy about him...

[00:35:51] And I don't want to lose him...

[00:35:53] Why do you think...

[00:35:54] That he acts this way?

[00:35:56] And...

[00:35:56] Is there anything I can do?

[00:35:58] I am 18...

[00:36:00] And he is 23...

[00:36:01] And we have been going steady...

[00:36:02] For 7 months...

[00:36:05] So...

[00:36:05] Margie answers...

[00:36:07] I haven't a clue...

[00:36:13] Why would you post...

[00:36:15] She must have got like...

[00:36:16] Thousands of letters a week...

[00:36:17] Why would she post one...

[00:36:18] That she doesn't got an answer for?

[00:36:21] Why would she...

[00:36:22] I haven't got a clue...

[00:36:23] Why your boyfriend freezes...

[00:36:24] When you're alone...

[00:36:25] I could make a guess or two...

[00:36:27] He could be one of those...

[00:36:29] Males who intends to wait...

[00:36:30] For the honeymoon...

[00:36:31] Before making you his very own...

[00:36:33] In the fullest sense of the world...

[00:36:36] Word rather...

[00:36:37] And know that once he starts something...

[00:36:39] It's very difficult to stop...

[00:36:41] He could be maintaining...

[00:36:43] Strict self-discipline...

[00:36:44] So as not to be tempted...

[00:36:47] Or...

[00:36:48] It could simply be that he regards you...

[00:36:50] As a nice cuddly girlfriend...

[00:36:52] But not as a future mate...

[00:36:53] And doesn't want to get...

[00:36:54] Deeply involved with you...

[00:36:58] Ooh...

[00:36:58] But my guess...

[00:36:59] Is as good as yours...

[00:37:00] And the only way to find out...

[00:37:02] Is to ask him...

[00:37:03] Now wait a minute...

[00:37:04] I'm not writing to you...

[00:37:06] For your guess to be as good as mine...

[00:37:08] Otherwise there's no point in me writing to you...

[00:37:10] Is there?

[00:37:11] Marge?

[00:37:13] What was the point?

[00:37:15] Marge?

[00:37:15] I mean...

[00:37:18] I...

[00:37:19] I...

[00:37:20] It is...

[00:37:20] Give...

[00:37:21] You have to be careful though...

[00:37:24] How you tackle this delicate subject...

[00:37:26] You don't want to start him questioning your motives and priorities...

[00:37:31] Really?

[00:37:33] Still I think that if it's going to turn into a serious relationship...

[00:37:37] With marriage as the ultimate goal for you both...

[00:37:39] The time must come...

[00:37:41] When it's a good idea to have a sensible talk...

[00:37:44] And decide that the time has come...

[00:37:47] To come...

[00:37:48] But...

[00:37:48] Don't rush it...

[00:37:50] Wait until there's some clarification about the future...

[00:37:54] It would be foolish to get as far as calling the...

[00:37:59] Calling the what?

[00:38:00] The ban...

[00:38:01] Bananas...

[00:38:02] Calling the bans...

[00:38:04] Before trying to discover whether or not you're going to have a fulfilled...

[00:38:07] And well balanced life together...

[00:38:11] I don't know what that means...

[00:38:13] You could...

[00:38:13] Not the last bit...

[00:38:15] Have fulfilled and well balanced life together...

[00:38:17] I understand that...

[00:38:18] I understand the concept that they...

[00:38:21] But what is...

[00:38:22] As far as...

[00:38:26] Calling the bans...

[00:38:28] I don't know what that means...

[00:38:30] You can afford to be patient for time...

[00:38:32] Will tell if he wants you for a casual girlfriend...

[00:38:35] Or a future wife...

[00:38:38] I wonder what happened...

[00:38:41] I mean...

[00:38:42] She was...

[00:38:46] 18...

[00:38:46] When I was 4...

[00:38:53] So she'll be like in her early 70s now...

[00:38:58] So...

[00:38:58] I wonder...

[00:38:59] How it worked out for her...

[00:39:01] She'll be 72...

[00:39:03] What was her name?

[00:39:05] Didn't say...

[00:39:07] This is...

[00:39:08] She conned him...

[00:39:12] She conned him into marriage...

[00:39:14] Dear Marge...

[00:39:16] This is...

[00:39:17] That's the headline for it...

[00:39:18] It's a different one...

[00:39:19] Dear Marge...

[00:39:20] I suppose I committed just about the worst possible crime...

[00:39:24] To get my man to marry me...

[00:39:25] I don't think it's going to be the worst possible crime...

[00:39:30] Maybe in 74 it was...

[00:39:33] We'd been going together for a year...

[00:39:35] And he...

[00:39:36] He...

[00:39:37] He was very reluctant...

[00:39:39] It's quite difficult to read it...

[00:39:41] Because the...

[00:39:43] Well...

[00:39:44] Because I struggle to read...

[00:39:46] Don't judge me...

[00:39:48] We'd been going together for a year...

[00:39:51] And he was very reluctant to get married...

[00:39:53] So I deliberately...

[00:39:55] Became pregnant...

[00:39:58] Ooh...

[00:39:59] I mean it's not a crime...

[00:40:01] But it's...

[00:40:02] It's...

[00:40:04] I don't know...

[00:40:05] It's something that...

[00:40:06] I don't know if people still do these days...

[00:40:09] Can people still get pregnant these days?

[00:40:12] I don't know...

[00:40:13] We'd be...

[00:40:14] I deceived him into thinking I was safe...

[00:40:17] But I knew he'd marry me...

[00:40:19] If he was expecting a baby...

[00:40:21] And we got married two months before...

[00:40:23] Our daughter was born...

[00:40:26] But now I'm terribly unhappy...

[00:40:29] I know he doesn't really love me...

[00:40:31] And although he's fond of the baby...

[00:40:34] Fond of the baby...

[00:40:39] He's fond...

[00:40:45] How can you be...

[00:40:46] How do you feel about your little baby?

[00:40:49] I'm fond...

[00:40:50] I'm fond of him...

[00:40:52] Like him as a friend...

[00:40:54] Yeah he's alright...

[00:40:56] I'm fond...

[00:40:59] I mean...

[00:41:00] You love a baby...

[00:41:02] You love the baby...

[00:41:04] He's fond of him...

[00:41:06] He cares a little bit about him...

[00:41:09] Fond...

[00:41:09] Strange word...

[00:41:12] And...

[00:41:13] Okay...

[00:41:14] We're...

[00:41:15] Okay...

[00:41:16] I know he doesn't really love me...

[00:41:17] Although he's fond of the baby...

[00:41:20] And a good father...

[00:41:22] Sometimes...

[00:41:23] The look of dislike I see in his eyes...

[00:41:25] When he glances...

[00:41:29] Wow...

[00:41:30] I'm sorry...

[00:41:30] It's not funny...

[00:41:31] It's...

[00:41:34] What a situation...

[00:41:36] The dislike I see in his eyes...

[00:41:38] When he glances at me...

[00:41:40] Okay...

[00:41:41] I'm sure he suspects the truth...

[00:41:46] Well...

[00:41:48] Just don't tell him...

[00:41:50] There's no reason to tell him...

[00:41:52] Unless you've told everyone else...

[00:41:53] And now they're all keeping secrets for you...

[00:41:58] As long as it's his kid...

[00:41:59] Then...

[00:42:00] It's happened...

[00:42:03] It's got to move on in it...

[00:42:05] That's my...

[00:42:06] That would be my advice...

[00:42:09] Erm...

[00:42:09] It's a little bit late to be fair...

[00:42:12] Because it's...

[00:42:15] 50...

[00:42:16] 50 years too late...

[00:42:19] But...

[00:42:20] You know...

[00:42:21] But ultimately...

[00:42:22] Just...

[00:42:25] Just...

[00:42:26] You know...

[00:42:29] Stay or don't...

[00:42:30] But...

[00:42:32] Anyway...

[00:42:33] Er...

[00:42:34] I know he doesn't...

[00:42:35] Er...

[00:42:37] SEX is almost...

[00:42:39] Non-existent...

[00:42:40] But what can I do?

[00:42:41] Should I confess in the hope that he'll understand...

[00:42:43] I did it because I loved and needed him so?

[00:42:48] Okay...

[00:42:48] Right...

[00:42:49] I'd say no...

[00:42:52] That's just kind of like what...

[00:42:54] What good can come from it...

[00:42:56] Basically...

[00:42:56] In that situation...

[00:42:58] I don't see any...

[00:43:00] Anything that could come from that other than...

[00:43:02] I suppose it could ease her conscience...

[00:43:06] But...

[00:43:06] I mean it's obviously not a nice thing to do...

[00:43:09] You know...

[00:43:12] I've had a...

[00:43:13] I had a pregnancy once...

[00:43:16] Well there was...

[00:43:17] Actually it was...

[00:43:20] It was...

[00:43:21] A false...

[00:43:22] False alarm...

[00:43:25] It was a false alarm which was...

[00:43:43] So what's the next one?

[00:43:45] Oh yeah...

[00:43:45] She says...

[00:43:45] Confessions are not always wise...

[00:43:47] But I think in your case...

[00:43:49] It might be the only way...

[00:43:51] What?

[00:43:54] So she's advising her to confess...

[00:43:58] Oh it was constipation...

[00:44:01] It's taken a gamble though...

[00:44:03] And you ought to know the odds...

[00:44:05] Before you admit to your husband...

[00:44:06] That you trapped him into marriage...

[00:44:11] It's...

[00:44:12] Yeah I mean...

[00:44:15] Those are the days when...

[00:44:18] Getting married was kind of the...

[00:44:20] The norm wasn't it?

[00:44:22] People was...

[00:44:23] Used to get married very early...

[00:44:24] Well...

[00:44:25] It wasn't early to then but...

[00:44:27] Getting married at 18 was quite...

[00:44:30] A normal kind of thing...

[00:44:31] In the...

[00:44:33] 60s and 70s and stuff...

[00:44:36] Well it still is...

[00:44:37] It still can be...

[00:44:38] There's no...

[00:44:39] Long as...

[00:44:39] I think you have to be 18 to get married now...

[00:44:41] Or is it 16?

[00:44:43] In this country...

[00:44:44] I think it's 16 here...

[00:44:47] And but...

[00:44:50] Imagine the anger...

[00:44:52] 16!

[00:44:54] That's...

[00:44:54] No...

[00:44:55] Different law...

[00:44:56] Different country...

[00:44:57] Move on...

[00:45:00] Blimey...

[00:45:01] They've got different laws...

[00:45:02] It's like...

[00:45:02] We don't have to wait till we're 21...

[00:45:05] To drink alcohol here...

[00:45:07] I mean...

[00:45:07] Blimey...

[00:45:08] How...

[00:45:13] Very strange...

[00:45:15] Strange laws that people have...

[00:45:17] Different countries...

[00:45:19] I find that whole...

[00:45:21] Having to wait...

[00:45:22] Because you know...

[00:45:22] People come over here...

[00:45:24] People come over here...

[00:45:26] Americans come here...

[00:45:28] And...

[00:45:28] I don't think they can believe...

[00:45:33] That they can drink...

[00:45:35] Alcohol...

[00:45:36] In public...

[00:45:38] At 18...

[00:45:40] Without any kind of...

[00:45:42] Repercussion...

[00:45:44] It's like...

[00:45:44] Wow...

[00:45:47] But in the same way...

[00:45:50] You know...

[00:45:51] It is illegal...

[00:45:52] If you go to...

[00:45:52] If you're...

[00:45:55] If you're dating someone that's still married...

[00:45:58] They might be separated...

[00:45:59] But they're still married...

[00:46:00] And you go on holiday with them together...

[00:46:04] And you stay in a hotel room...

[00:46:07] In certain countries...

[00:46:08] You go to prison for that...

[00:46:10] So you know...

[00:46:11] It's different...

[00:46:12] Different rules isn't it?

[00:46:19] And it wasn't a huge...

[00:46:21] I mean...

[00:46:23] I suppose the...

[00:46:24] The gas build up was quite...

[00:46:26] You know...

[00:46:27] I did put a bit of weight on...

[00:46:29] Our belly was expanding...

[00:46:30] Because...

[00:46:31] No one can really blame me...

[00:46:32] For thinking it was a baby...

[00:46:33] But...

[00:46:35] So...

[00:46:36] She's saying...

[00:46:37] Oh you should take a gamble...

[00:46:38] If you're so sure...

[00:46:39] He knows anyway...

[00:46:40] Telling him won't be given...

[00:46:41] Any...

[00:46:42] Finny's just done...

[00:46:44] The smelliest guff...

[00:46:46] Oh...

[00:46:47] And in confession...

[00:46:48] You won't confer...

[00:46:51] Blimey...

[00:46:52] That's a bit...

[00:46:52] I don't know...

[00:46:57] Stinker of the week...

[00:46:58] I nominate my...

[00:47:00] I nominate my wife's best friend...

[00:47:02] As stinker of the week...

[00:47:04] She is...

[00:47:09] Wow...

[00:47:10] This gives you...

[00:47:11] The sign of the times...

[00:47:14] She is separated from her husband...

[00:47:17] Is now on...

[00:47:18] And...

[00:47:18] Is now on a hunt for another man...

[00:47:21] No...

[00:47:22] She doesn't want to be happy...

[00:47:23] Does she?

[00:47:24] How dare her...

[00:47:25] Wanting to be happy...

[00:47:27] Have a happy life...

[00:47:28] So...

[00:47:29] She picked on me...

[00:47:30] But because I love my wife...

[00:47:32] I ignored her suggestion...

[00:47:34] Behaviour...

[00:47:35] Okay...

[00:47:36] She's trying to get other men...

[00:47:38] That are married...

[00:47:39] Okay...

[00:47:40] That's probably a little bit different...

[00:47:41] I ignored her suggestions...

[00:47:43] Behaviour...

[00:47:44] Suggested behaviour...

[00:47:45] She then told my wife...

[00:47:48] That I had made a pass at her...

[00:47:50] And even reported actual words...

[00:47:53] I'd allegedly said...

[00:47:55] Yep...

[00:47:56] Stinker of the week she is...

[00:47:58] That's...

[00:47:59] Not good...

[00:48:02] Yeah...

[00:48:03] Yeah...

[00:48:04] What is it?

[00:48:09] Right...

[00:48:10] Okay...

[00:48:10] Let's have a look...

[00:48:11] What's next...

[00:48:12] Don't look now...

[00:48:15] Portugal takes a turn to the left...

[00:48:18] Oh...

[00:48:19] The left...

[00:48:19] The left is tightening its grip on Portugal...

[00:48:23] So that's the left rather than the right...

[00:48:25] Pampered life of the pimps...

[00:48:27] What?

[00:48:29] The...

[00:48:30] The vice kings of Soho...

[00:48:32] Were kept in luxury by their girls...

[00:48:35] A jury heard yesterday...

[00:48:36] They cashed in on inflated rents...

[00:48:38] And the girls earnings...

[00:48:40] And it was alleged the...

[00:48:43] Ladies competed...

[00:48:44] To see who could buy their bosses the best presents...

[00:48:49] Why?

[00:48:50] Story of the high life pimps...

[00:48:53] Was told at the Old Bailey vice trial...

[00:48:56] A dark haired...

[00:48:58] Lady...

[00:48:59] Identified as...

[00:49:01] Miss...

[00:49:01] G...

[00:49:02] Claimed that she paid...

[00:49:04] £100 a week rent...

[00:49:05] To one of the accused...

[00:49:10] £100...

[00:49:11] That's a...

[00:49:12] Lot of money...

[00:49:16] £100...

[00:49:17] When you think about it...

[00:49:18] Every two weeks you could buy a new car...

[00:49:21] Every ten weeks...

[00:49:22] You could buy a new car...

[00:49:23] So £100 is a lot of money for rent...

[00:49:25] Back then...

[00:49:28] A lot of money...

[00:49:30] And if you imagine paying...

[00:49:32] And...

[00:49:33] A pack of cigarettes was...

[00:49:36] £34...

[00:49:38] £100...

[00:49:38] For rent...

[00:49:44] Wow...

[00:49:47] This is the third...

[00:49:48] This is really weird...

[00:49:51] Okay...

[00:49:51] So this is a big...

[00:49:53] Crime syndicate...

[00:49:54] Yeah...

[00:49:55] They are said to have earned up to £600 a week...

[00:50:03] See...

[00:50:10] That's the girl...

[00:50:11] Well that is...

[00:50:11] That is a lot of money back then...

[00:50:13] Blimey...

[00:50:13] That's quite a lot of money now...

[00:50:15] To be fair...

[00:50:16] For me...

[00:50:18] The cost of Reliant...

[00:50:20] Shitter...

[00:50:21] Shmint...

[00:50:21] Shmint...

[00:50:22] Shintma...

[00:50:23] Shintma...

[00:50:25] The car owned by Princess Anne...

[00:50:27] Went up from £3,012...

[00:50:29] To £3,194 yesterday...

[00:50:32] When the company...

[00:50:33] Increased its prices...

[00:50:34] By an average of 7%...

[00:50:37] The price of a standard Reliant Robins saloon...

[00:50:40] Goes up by £65...

[00:50:44] To £992...

[00:50:46] That's really weird...

[00:50:48] It's almost like they...

[00:50:50] Because...

[00:50:51] Did they...

[00:50:53] Put...

[00:50:53] I guess...

[00:50:54] Must have put the interest rate...

[00:50:55] Or the prices up on cars...

[00:50:57] I don't know...

[00:50:58] Just seems weird...

[00:50:59] That they knew the prices of cars...

[00:51:01] I don't know the prices of cars...

[00:51:05] Look...

[00:51:06] Take cover...

[00:51:06] It's a bargain...

[00:51:08] Do-do-do-do-do...

[00:51:10] Like many...

[00:51:11] Other motorists...

[00:51:13] This is an advertisement...

[00:51:14] Like many other motorists...

[00:51:17] I have problems with my car seat...

[00:51:19] In winter it's too cold...

[00:51:21] And clammy...

[00:51:23] In summer it's too hot...

[00:51:25] And frisky...

[00:51:26] And sticky...

[00:51:27] The solution...

[00:51:30] Lies in a...

[00:51:32] Guardian...

[00:51:32] Sheepskin type...

[00:51:33] Seat cover...

[00:51:35] It's warm in the winter...

[00:51:37] Cool in the summer...

[00:51:39] And it helps beyond that...

[00:51:41] I found it excellent too...

[00:51:44] For preventing...

[00:51:46] Trouser shine...

[00:51:48] Trouser shine...

[00:51:52] What's...

[00:51:54] Trouser shine?

[00:51:56] It washes...

[00:51:58] Marvellously...

[00:51:59] Easily...

[00:52:01] Its usual price...

[00:52:02] Is five...

[00:52:03] Pound...

[00:52:05] And twenty pence...

[00:52:07] But readers...

[00:52:09] Get it...

[00:52:10] For just...

[00:52:11] Three...

[00:52:12] Pound...

[00:52:13] And thirty...

[00:52:13] Pence...

[00:52:14] Plus...

[00:52:15] Thirty-five pence...

[00:52:16] For packing...

[00:52:17] And postage...

[00:52:18] Send off today...

[00:52:24] Blimey...

[00:52:27] You know what...

[00:52:30] I just remembered...

[00:52:31] I can't...

[00:52:32] Because...

[00:52:33] It's...

[00:52:33] Fifty years ago...

[00:52:35] Okay...

[00:52:36] Plus...

[00:52:37] I don't have a car...

[00:52:40] Yeah...

[00:52:40] Well look...

[00:52:41] Up to eight hundred...

[00:52:42] Green Shield...

[00:52:43] Stamps...

[00:52:44] Free...

[00:52:45] When you buy woman...

[00:52:47] It's a magazine...

[00:52:53] There's got...

[00:52:53] There's a picture...

[00:52:55] Two pictures of magazines...

[00:52:56] And there's a picture of a lady...

[00:52:57] With her head sticking out of a...

[00:52:59] Green Shield...

[00:53:03] Stamp...

[00:53:04] Oh...

[00:53:05] I'm not sure what Green Shield stamps are...

[00:53:09] Don't bodge it...

[00:53:10] This is another headline now...

[00:53:13] The bonus system in industry and government departments is making us a nation of bodgers...

[00:53:21] There's only one way to do a job and that is properly...

[00:53:25] But bonus schemes encourage workers to cut corners to get more money...

[00:53:33] If we did away with the army of so-called...

[00:53:37] Time study experts...

[00:53:40] We could afford to let men take more time...

[00:53:43] Doing their work...

[00:53:46] Well...

[00:53:48] Oh this is public opinion...

[00:53:49] This is people sending in their letters...

[00:53:51] Their personal opinions...

[00:53:53] So...

[00:53:54] The next one's about parole...

[00:53:57] I'm horrified by the news that...

[00:54:00] Okay...

[00:54:01] I'm not going to read that one...

[00:54:06] I...

[00:54:08] Biting...

[00:54:08] Biting...

[00:54:08] I dislike Jeremy Thorpe for setting...

[00:54:12] Like...

[00:54:12] I can't read that...

[00:54:13] I literally can't read it...

[00:54:14] It's too...

[00:54:15] Too...

[00:54:16] Out of...

[00:54:19] Focus...

[00:54:21] Right...

[00:54:22] So...

[00:54:23] This is the laugh...

[00:54:25] Laughter...

[00:54:25] Little cartoon...

[00:54:27] It says...

[00:54:28] Two policemen...

[00:54:29] Holding the head...

[00:54:31] Crossed arms...

[00:54:33] Alright...

[00:54:33] You can let go now...

[00:54:35] We're off duty...

[00:54:39] I really don't know...

[00:54:42] What that...

[00:54:46] I don't know...

[00:54:47] Oh...

[00:54:48] I think it's because of all of the strikes and...

[00:54:51] They were kind of so...

[00:54:52] Used to help...

[00:54:53] To link in hands...

[00:54:56] To...

[00:54:56] Stop...

[00:54:57] Rioting and stuff...

[00:55:00] So here are some more cartoons...

[00:55:02] So there's a man...

[00:55:03] Sitting there...

[00:55:04] There must be some food around...

[00:55:07] So...

[00:55:08] What is this...

[00:55:09] So there...

[00:55:10] That's not a bad joke actually...

[00:55:11] So two blokes...

[00:55:12] On a desert island...

[00:55:14] Vultures surrounding them...

[00:55:17] And they've got no food...

[00:55:18] And one of them says...

[00:55:19] There must be some food around...

[00:55:21] After all...

[00:55:21] They have to eat too...

[00:55:24] Yeah...

[00:55:25] That's quite funny...

[00:55:26] Can't find you...

[00:55:28] Can't you forget...

[00:55:29] You're a traffic warden...

[00:55:31] And there's a bloke watching TV...

[00:55:34] With a sign...

[00:55:35] No parking in the car...

[00:55:38] A couple of...

[00:55:44] Can't see them...

[00:55:45] Too small...

[00:55:46] So what's this...

[00:55:47] Cold shoulder for the temp...

[00:55:51] Miss Smiths...

[00:55:52] So...

[00:55:54] Take it...

[00:55:55] Cold shoulder...

[00:55:56] Miss Smiths...

[00:55:57] Presenting the self point of new artist by Tommy Steele...

[00:56:01] Tommy Steele's...

[00:56:02] Dazzling career...

[00:56:03] Took a new turn yesterday...

[00:56:05] When he's launched...

[00:56:06] He is launching as a part painter...

[00:56:10] And one man show...

[00:56:11] At a maid fair gallery...

[00:56:14] So Tommy Steele is...

[00:56:16] Celebrity...

[00:56:17] He used to be...

[00:56:23] He used to do singing and stuff I think...

[00:56:28] The...

[00:56:31] 55 councillors think they have found a sure-fire way to save the rate payers cash...

[00:56:37] They want 23 of them...

[00:56:39] What?

[00:56:41] 55 councillors think they have found a sure-fire way to save the rate payers cash...

[00:56:48] They want 23 of them to be sacked...

[00:56:50] The members of the Asheville council in Nottinghamshire...

[00:56:56] Have asked the Boundaries Commission...

[00:56:59] To cut the number of councillors to 32...

[00:57:02] The chief executive offer...

[00:57:05] Mr Stoney Biedem...

[00:57:07] Said yesterday...

[00:57:09] The members have found that a council of 55...

[00:57:12] For the area is unwieldy...

[00:57:15] If the council is cut down...

[00:57:18] The number of seats will be cut...

[00:57:21] Just because the next council election...

[00:57:23] Just before the next council election...

[00:57:26] If the commission agrees...

[00:57:28] Okay...

[00:57:29] Right...

[00:57:29] Let's get this into perspective...

[00:57:31] So there's 55 councillors...

[00:57:33] They all got together...

[00:57:35] To figure out how to save money...

[00:57:38] And they decided...

[00:57:42] That...

[00:57:45] 23 of them...

[00:57:47] Should be sacked...

[00:57:49] How do you even...

[00:57:50] How?

[00:57:53] And you know that everyone that voted that...

[00:57:56] That agreed with that...

[00:57:58] Were very much probably thinking that...

[00:58:00] It's going to be someone else...

[00:58:01] It'll be someone else...

[00:58:03] That won't get rid of me...

[00:58:04] I've been here for years...

[00:58:08] The only...

[00:58:14] The only bar in Ville Longue...

[00:58:18] Near Lourdes...

[00:58:19] Has been closed...

[00:58:20] Because it was closer to the local Catholic church...

[00:58:23] Than French law permits...

[00:58:29] Don't they...

[00:58:30] Don't they drink wine...

[00:58:32] In church...

[00:58:35] It's a lockout...

[00:58:37] By Len the caretaker...

[00:58:39] Okay...

[00:58:39] So what is this...

[00:58:41] Caretaker Len Woodall...

[00:58:44] Went on strike yesterday...

[00:58:46] And locked 200 pupils...

[00:58:48] And their teachers...

[00:58:49] Out of school...

[00:58:51] Mr Woodall...

[00:58:52] Was ordered by his union...

[00:58:53] The National Union of Public Employees...

[00:58:56] To lock the gates...

[00:58:58] And turn off the gas and electricity...

[00:59:01] Mr Woodall...

[00:59:02] The caretaker of the East...

[00:59:03] Sheen Primary School...

[00:59:05] At Mort Lake...

[00:59:07] Said...

[00:59:08] I hate to do this...

[00:59:10] To the children...

[00:59:12] A field of rotten...

[00:59:14] And...

[00:59:15] More than 60 schools...

[00:59:17] Were affected by the dispute...

[00:59:18] Over payments of a new...

[00:59:20] London allowance...

[00:59:22] But last night...

[00:59:23] The dispute was settled...

[00:59:25] And...

[00:59:27] Spokesman said...

[00:59:29] Everything will be back to normal...

[00:59:31] Yes sir...

[00:59:34] So...

[00:59:34] There was a lot of striking back then...

[00:59:37] A lot...

[00:59:38] It was like...

[00:59:40] Constant...

[00:59:41] I tell you...

[00:59:42] If you ever...

[00:59:42] There's a movie...

[00:59:44] Called...

[00:59:45] Carry On...

[00:59:45] At Your Convenience...

[00:59:47] It was a carry on movie...

[00:59:49] And it's like comedy...

[00:59:51] It's an old comedy...

[00:59:52] But it...

[00:59:53] It's really...

[00:59:54] Making fun of the...

[00:59:58] The...

[00:59:59] How things were back then...

[01:00:00] Like constantly...

[01:00:01] Strike, strike, strikes...

[01:00:03] Constantly...

[01:00:04] So it's kind of funny...

[01:00:06] Because...

[01:00:07] That is actually...

[01:00:08] What was going on...

[01:00:09] At the time...

[01:00:09] When they made it...

[01:00:11] So it's a very...

[01:00:14] Very good...

[01:00:15] Political commentary...

[01:00:17] I guess...

[01:00:21] Er...

[01:00:26] Ok...

[01:00:27] Hands up all those...

[01:00:32] Ok...

[01:00:33] Ok...

[01:00:34] Augustus Barnett's...

[01:00:35] October Scotch prices...

[01:00:39] Wow...

[01:00:41] This is...

[01:00:42] These ain't cheap...

[01:00:44] Really...

[01:00:44] When you think about...

[01:00:45] Well I suppose...

[01:00:47] I mean...

[01:00:48] Scotch Whiskey...

[01:00:50] 2.48...

[01:00:51] Johnny Walker's...

[01:00:53] 2.49...

[01:00:55] The thing is...

[01:00:57] All prices inclusive...

[01:00:58] 8% VAT...

[01:01:00] Teachers...

[01:01:01] Bells was 2.59...

[01:01:03] For a bottle...

[01:01:05] Wow...

[01:01:08] So this is...

[01:01:11] Augustus Barnett's...

[01:01:15] 2.49...

[01:01:19] So I suppose...

[01:01:20] I mean...

[01:01:20] A bottle now...

[01:01:21] Would probably be...

[01:01:23] 10 times that...

[01:01:24] Probably...

[01:01:27] Yeah...

[01:01:27] So I don't know...

[01:01:28] Just...

[01:01:29] It seems like quite a lot...

[01:01:30] For those days...

[01:01:31] But maybe not...

[01:01:35] These people keep your food bills down...

[01:01:38] Three...

[01:01:39] Oh...

[01:01:39] Look at this...

[01:01:40] 3 pence of computers...

[01:01:43] Well...

[01:01:43] Not quite...

[01:01:44] But Peter Kempton...

[01:01:46] Our data processing manager...

[01:01:48] Uses modern computer techniques...

[01:01:50] Which help us to sell your crisp crackers...

[01:01:53] A little cheaper...

[01:01:56] Huh...

[01:01:57] A whole lot of other foodstuffs too...

[01:02:00] Remember...

[01:02:01] Peter is just one of the many people...

[01:02:03] Helping to save you money at Safeway...

[01:02:06] Ah...

[01:02:07] So it's an advert for...

[01:02:08] Safeway supermarket...

[01:02:11] It says here...

[01:02:12] Supermarkets...

[01:02:13] Safeway supermarkets of the 70s...

[01:02:17] If you think a supermarket is just shells of merchandise...

[01:02:20] Think again...

[01:02:23] Ooh...

[01:02:25] So...

[01:02:25] Oh look at this...

[01:02:27] So...

[01:02:28] This month's...

[01:02:30] This month's...

[01:02:31] £75,000 winner...

[01:02:33] Number...

[01:02:34] Picked by Ernie...

[01:02:36] The Premium Bonds Draw Machine...

[01:02:38] Is...

[01:02:42] 1FF589349...

[01:02:43] The winner lives in North Humberside...

[01:02:47] The 25,000...

[01:02:50] Winner...

[01:02:51] Number is...

[01:02:54] SPL592913...

[01:02:55] He lives...

[01:02:56] This person lives in Devon...

[01:02:57] The 5000...

[01:02:58] And 1000...

[01:02:59] Where the numbers are...

[01:03:01] Oh...

[01:03:01] It's not showing anything...

[01:03:04] Oh...

[01:03:05] Blimey...

[01:03:06] There's quite a few there...

[01:03:09] There's one...

[01:03:10] Two...

[01:03:10] Three...

[01:03:11] That's a lot...

[01:03:14] So...

[01:03:15] Some people would just be buying this paper...

[01:03:17] Just for that...

[01:03:18] Just so they could see...

[01:03:20] Whether or not their...

[01:03:21] The Premium Bonds Draw...

[01:03:23] Came in...

[01:03:26] I wonder if they still do it...

[01:03:29] Look at this...

[01:03:31] Where to see Schreiber furniture...

[01:03:33] When the shops are shut...

[01:03:35] What?

[01:03:36] In comfortable sitting rooms...

[01:03:40] Bedrooms...

[01:03:40] Dining rooms...

[01:03:41] Kitchens...

[01:03:42] And in the Schreiber leaflets...

[01:03:44] Send to Schreiber furniture...

[01:03:47] Hoddersen...

[01:03:48] Whatever...

[01:03:49] A folder...

[01:03:50] Holding leaflets...

[01:03:53] What?

[01:03:53] A folder...

[01:03:54] Showing all the range from Britain's furniture maker...

[01:03:59] Send...

[01:03:59] I don't understand that...

[01:04:00] You'll also be sent...

[01:04:03] The names and addresses...

[01:04:04] Of Schreiber furniture centres...

[01:04:06] The specially selected shops...

[01:04:08] Which now show you...

[01:04:09] Practically...

[01:04:10] Everything Schreiber makes...

[01:04:13] And which can usually let you have your order...

[01:04:15] Within 28 days...

[01:04:17] Sometimes even less...

[01:04:21] What's that got to do...

[01:04:23] I suppose...

[01:04:24] You can see the Schreiber furniture...

[01:04:26] Because it's on a leaflet...

[01:04:27] That's what they mean...

[01:04:29] When it's shut...

[01:04:30] Okay...

[01:04:30] Okay...

[01:04:32] Ooh...

[01:04:33] Look...

[01:04:33] Look...

[01:04:33] Look at this...

[01:04:35] Enjoy...

[01:04:36] Your colour TV...

[01:04:38] Free home trial...

[01:04:40] But run your beady eye...

[01:04:43] Over who's renting...

[01:04:47] Ooh...

[01:04:48] They'll run theirs over yours...

[01:04:50] They want to know you're reliable...

[01:04:52] Before leaving a 250 pound set...

[01:04:56] In your living room...

[01:04:57] It's the same for you...

[01:05:00] The law says...

[01:05:01] You have to pay...

[01:05:02] 10 months money in advance...

[01:05:05] Whoever you're renting from...

[01:05:07] And your set will quite likely...

[01:05:08] Need some attention...

[01:05:10] In that time...

[01:05:11] So your beady eye...

[01:05:13] Ought to look out...

[01:05:14] At what service you're getting...

[01:05:15] Among other things...

[01:05:18] We'll tell you frankly...

[01:05:19] About ours...

[01:05:20] And what we can and can't guarantee doing...

[01:05:22] We won't make promises...

[01:05:23] We can't keep...

[01:05:26] Other people might claim more...

[01:05:27] But when we say...

[01:05:28] Our average colour service...

[01:05:30] Visit takes around 10 minutes...

[01:05:32] From arriving to getting your picture back...

[01:05:34] You can bank on it...

[01:05:36] Our sets and terms are good...

[01:05:38] And we're friendly demonstrators...

[01:05:41] Showroom people...

[01:05:42] Service engineers...

[01:05:43] And everyone at DER...

[01:05:46] Come in and look us over...

[01:05:49] Free DER colour TV...

[01:05:51] Home trial...

[01:05:52] No problems...

[01:05:53] No pressure...

[01:05:55] So when you want our man to come...

[01:05:57] And we'll come...

[01:05:59] With whatever set you want...

[01:06:02] He'll need a powerpoint...

[01:06:03] And an aerial...

[01:06:04] If he can spare the set...

[01:06:06] He'll probably leave it...

[01:06:08] There's nothing to pay...

[01:06:10] No contract to sign...

[01:06:12] You don't need a colour licence...

[01:06:14] For a demonstration...

[01:06:15] Ask him anything you like...

[01:06:18] And then...

[01:06:20] He calls back...

[01:06:21] Simply say yes or no...

[01:06:24] If it's no...

[01:06:25] We promise we won't press you...

[01:06:27] To change your mind...

[01:06:29] We'll simply unplug the set...

[01:06:30] And be away...

[01:06:32] If it's yes...

[01:06:34] You can settle things on the spot...

[01:06:36] Welcome to DER...

[01:06:39] All rental companies...

[01:06:40] Want to give you a demonstration...

[01:06:42] And sign you up...

[01:06:43] So do we...

[01:06:44] And we try to be frank...

[01:06:46] And friendly about it as well...

[01:06:48] Drop in at your local DER showroom...

[01:06:52] And see...

[01:06:53] Or phone if you'd rather...

[01:06:55] We're in your telephone directory...

[01:06:58] Or yellow pages...

[01:07:01] In our present...

[01:07:03] What do you think...

[01:07:03] I tell you it's weird...

[01:07:09] Because it's...

[01:07:10] In our present...

[01:07:11] This is a big advert...

[01:07:14] Which do you think is more important...

[01:07:16] Donation or nationalisation?

[01:07:20] What we need...

[01:07:21] This is vote Conservative...

[01:07:23] What we need...

[01:07:24] Is a new kind of government...

[01:07:26] The Conservatives...

[01:07:28] Seek a clear majority...

[01:07:30] Seek a clear majority...

[01:07:31] At this election...

[01:07:32] To form a new kind of government...

[01:07:33] That puts the country crisis...

[01:07:35] Before party differences...

[01:07:39] Oh...

[01:07:41] Oh look...

[01:07:44] Wimbledon...

[01:07:45] Wimbledon champions...

[01:07:46] Chris Everett...

[01:07:47] And Jimmy Connors...

[01:07:48] Have cancelled their wedding...

[01:07:50] Due next month...

[01:07:52] But friends claimed yesterday...

[01:07:54] That it was...

[01:07:55] Their romance was not on the rocks...

[01:07:57] It's just...

[01:07:57] They're very much still in love...

[01:07:59] They...

[01:07:59] I can't bother to read the rest of it...

[01:08:08] Into...

[01:08:09] What's this...

[01:08:10] The standard Skoda comes complete...

[01:08:12] With 115 pounds of extras...

[01:08:16] I was...

[01:08:17] We're supposed to say...

[01:08:20] Skoda now...

[01:08:21] Aren't we?

[01:08:23] Skoda...

[01:08:24] Not Skoda...

[01:08:26] I know why they did that...

[01:08:29] Apparently...

[01:08:29] I think I know it's because of the...

[01:08:33] Asking...

[01:08:34] I won't say the name...

[01:08:35] A-L-E-X-A...

[01:08:37] Or...

[01:08:38] You know...

[01:08:38] And maybe...

[01:08:40] Saying Skoda wasn't working...

[01:08:43] So they're trying to educate...

[01:08:46] The Western world...

[01:08:47] To start...

[01:08:49] After...

[01:08:49] Let's face it...

[01:08:51] Over 50 years...

[01:08:52] Of calling it Skoda...

[01:08:53] Now we're supposed to call it...

[01:08:58] And...

[01:08:59] Sorry...

[01:09:00] No...

[01:09:02] They did that with Lidl...

[01:09:03] I've mentioned this before...

[01:09:04] They kept having adverts going...

[01:09:07] Lidl...

[01:09:08] It's Lidl...

[01:09:10] Welcome to Lidl...

[01:09:12] Greater place to eat...

[01:09:13] Lidl...

[01:09:14] They gave up after a few years...

[01:09:16] And just call it Lidl...

[01:09:19] Save a Lidl...

[01:09:20] Save a lot...

[01:09:21] You know...

[01:09:22] They've even...

[01:09:23] For their adverts...

[01:09:25] They don't call it Lidl anymore...

[01:09:27] They call it Lidl...

[01:09:28] Because they realised...

[01:09:29] The one thing about English people...

[01:09:31] Is we will not change...

[01:09:33] No matter what you do...

[01:09:35] What you say...

[01:09:36] We will not back down...

[01:09:38] From...

[01:09:38] Pronouncing things correctly...

[01:09:40] It's not gonna happen...

[01:09:42] It will not happen...

[01:09:50] So...

[01:09:51] What's next...

[01:09:53] A modern myth is that Britain is no longer ruled by the old school Thai...

[01:09:57] A study by its government supported national...

[01:10:03] Okay...

[01:10:03] Well look at this...

[01:10:05] Finney's just let one off again...

[01:10:10] Finney's gonna bark in a second...

[01:10:23] Oh it's got a TV guide...

[01:10:24] Let's have a look...

[01:10:26] Not in colour...

[01:10:28] Not in colour...

[01:10:31] I remember seeing that...

[01:10:34] The words not in colour...

[01:10:37] Blimey...

[01:10:38] So...

[01:10:39] BBC One...

[01:10:40] There was only...

[01:10:41] Back then...

[01:10:42] There was BBC One...

[01:10:44] BBC Two...

[01:10:46] And ITV...

[01:10:48] That was it...

[01:10:50] Three channels...

[01:10:53] And...

[01:10:54] Say that the schools...

[01:10:58] In the early morning...

[01:11:00] So that was on ITV...

[01:11:03] And BBC One...

[01:11:05] BBC Two...

[01:11:07] 6.40 to 7.30...

[01:11:09] Open University...

[01:11:13] Ah...

[01:11:18] Play School...

[01:11:19] I thought Play School was on BBC One...

[01:11:22] It's on BBC Two...

[01:11:23] To see where...

[01:11:30] No EastEnders...

[01:11:32] So BBC One...

[01:11:40] Pebble Millet One...

[01:11:42] I used to watch that...

[01:11:43] When I was a kid...

[01:11:45] So there was like stuff...

[01:11:47] BBC One...

[01:11:48] It's all schools...

[01:11:49] It was like engineering...

[01:11:51] Science...

[01:11:52] Science sessions...

[01:11:53] Math workshop...

[01:11:55] Maths workshop...

[01:11:56] Words and pictures...

[01:11:57] Where I may...

[01:12:01] And...

[01:12:02] What was on the...

[01:12:02] For the kids...

[01:12:05] Play School at 4 o'clock...

[01:12:09] Boris...

[01:12:10] The Bold...

[01:12:12] Don't know that one...

[01:12:13] Jackanory...

[01:12:16] And...

[01:12:17] There's Yogi's Gang...

[01:12:19] John Craven's News Round...

[01:12:21] I used to watch that...

[01:12:23] That last...

[01:12:24] A Little Princess...

[01:12:27] Captain Pugwash...

[01:12:30] And then the news...

[01:12:31] 5.45...

[01:12:33] That was like local news...

[01:12:34] And then the national news...

[01:12:36] 6...

[01:12:38] So this was...

[01:12:39] Wednesday...

[01:12:40] October the 2nd...

[01:12:42] And guess what was on?

[01:12:44] The movie?

[01:12:46] After the news...

[01:12:47] Carry On Spying...

[01:12:48] BBC One...

[01:12:52] I can't remember the last time...

[01:12:53] They put a movie on...

[01:12:54] In the evening...

[01:12:56] Like...

[01:12:56] It's not a normal movie...

[01:12:57] On a...

[01:12:58] You know...

[01:12:58] It's just a normal day...

[01:13:00] Like...

[01:13:00] Like at 6 o'clock...

[01:13:01] You know...

[01:13:02] After...

[01:13:02] After the news and stuff...

[01:13:04] It's usually sort of...

[01:13:06] TV...

[01:13:07] I don't know...

[01:13:08] Stuff...

[01:13:09] I suppose...

[01:13:10] It's going to be TV stuff...

[01:13:11] Because it's on TV...

[01:13:16] Okay...

[01:13:17] And let's have a look...

[01:13:21] Ooh...

[01:13:22] Look at this...

[01:13:23] Sports Night...

[01:13:24] 9.35...

[01:13:29] Conti...

[01:13:29] Is fighting for the...

[01:13:30] Light Heavyweight Championship...

[01:13:31] Of the World...

[01:13:34] So I don't know...

[01:13:35] If it was live...

[01:13:36] Or it was just...

[01:13:36] They were just replaying it back...

[01:13:38] Let's have a look...

[01:13:39] What was in the early evening...

[01:13:41] On ITV...

[01:13:45] Going...

[01:13:46] Bundle...

[01:13:48] University Challenge...

[01:13:51] Crossroads...

[01:13:52] Is on 6.35...

[01:13:55] See...

[01:13:55] I used to watch Crossroads...

[01:14:00] And then...

[01:14:01] Go to bed afterwards...

[01:14:02] When I was...

[01:14:05] Blimey...

[01:14:06] 4...

[01:14:07] 5...

[01:14:08] 5...

[01:14:09] 5 years old...

[01:14:09] Something like that...

[01:14:11] Survival...

[01:14:12] The Million Dollar Wee...

[01:14:16] Seaweed...

[01:14:16] Coronation Street...

[01:14:18] Was on at...

[01:14:18] 7...

[01:14:19] 7.30...

[01:14:21] Love Thy Neighbor...

[01:14:22] Was on at...

[01:14:23] 8...

[01:14:24] Er...

[01:14:26] Tommy Cooper Hour...

[01:14:28] Was on at...

[01:14:28] 10 past 9...

[01:14:29] And then...

[01:14:32] Golf Highlights...

[01:14:33] So BBC2...

[01:14:35] What was on in the early evening?

[01:14:37] Worldwide...

[01:14:39] Charles...

[01:14:39] As...

[01:14:40] The Frost Interview...

[01:14:43] Where We Live...

[01:14:44] Newcastle...

[01:14:46] Hmm...

[01:14:47] I think BBC2...

[01:14:49] Was a bit...

[01:14:49] A bit more highbrow...

[01:14:51] Back then...

[01:14:53] Bit more...

[01:14:54] Yeah...

[01:14:57] So...

[01:14:58] Oh look at this...

[01:14:58] Another advert...

[01:15:00] So...

[01:15:01] This is for...

[01:15:03] International...

[01:15:04] International...

[01:15:05] The store that...

[01:15:06] You feel at home with...

[01:15:09] International...

[01:15:10] So it's got a picture of two people...

[01:15:12] Nice people...

[01:15:14] Nice prices...

[01:15:16] 17 pence...

[01:15:18] For a quarter of an ebb...

[01:15:19] Of Scott Virginia ham...

[01:15:22] 13 pence...

[01:15:24] For a large can of Spiller's Choice Cuts...

[01:15:28] McVitie's Rich Tea Biscuits...

[01:15:30] A packet...

[01:15:32] Is 12 and a half pence...

[01:15:34] Or P...

[01:15:35] As we used to...

[01:15:36] Short for it...

[01:15:37] Because pence is a big word for...

[01:15:39] P...

[01:15:40] Is just...

[01:15:40] This makes it easier...

[01:15:41] Sun Silk Hairspray...

[01:15:44] Large...

[01:15:44] 27 p...

[01:15:47] John West Pilchards...

[01:15:49] In Tomato Halves...

[01:15:52] 11 p...

[01:15:55] Ribena...

[01:15:57] 27 p...

[01:16:00] For a bottle...

[01:16:03] Including...

[01:16:04] Bottle Deposit...

[01:16:07] See...

[01:16:08] Recycling's not a new thing...

[01:16:10] We used to do recycling here...

[01:16:14] Decades and decades and decades ago...

[01:16:17] Where you used to be able to return a bottle...

[01:16:19] And get paid for it...

[01:16:20] Like a penny or whatever...

[01:16:23] So...

[01:16:23] It's...

[01:16:24] You pretty much get the money back...

[01:16:26] So you'd...

[01:16:26] That penny would be...

[01:16:28] I think it was a penny...

[01:16:29] It might have been half a penny...

[01:16:31] I'm not sure...

[01:16:34] So...

[01:16:34] It kind of ensured...

[01:16:35] That you'd bring the bottle back...

[01:16:36] So it would get recycled...

[01:16:41] And it seems like quite a good idea...

[01:16:43] To do...

[01:16:44] I mean no one's going to do that...

[01:16:45] For half a penny...

[01:16:47] But...

[01:16:48] You know...

[01:16:49] Ten pound a bottle...

[01:16:51] I'd return mine...

[01:16:54] Cussin's...

[01:16:55] Or Cussin's...

[01:16:56] Imperial Leather...

[01:16:58] Ivory Bath Soap...

[01:17:00] Special Twin Pack...

[01:17:03] Why would you need...

[01:17:05] A special soap for twins?

[01:17:09] Oh...

[01:17:10] 23p...

[01:17:11] Heinz...

[01:17:12] Cream of Tomato or Chicken Vegetable and Farmhouse...

[01:17:16] 9p...

[01:17:18] For a medium can...

[01:17:21] Oxo Cube...

[01:17:23] Red Chicken...

[01:17:25] 12.5p...

[01:17:26] For a pack of 12p...

[01:17:28] And...

[01:17:29] This week's special...

[01:17:32] International...

[01:17:33] Ceylon Tea...

[01:17:35] And...

[01:17:35] Tea Bags...

[01:17:37] 20p...

[01:17:38] For a packet of 72 tea bags...

[01:17:40] Or...

[01:17:41] 6.5p...

[01:17:42] For a quarter of...

[01:17:44] Ib...

[01:17:45] Tea...

[01:17:46] Loose tea...

[01:17:48] Wow...

[01:17:53] Blimey...

[01:17:55] 4200 plus...

[01:17:57] For a...

[01:17:58] To be a maintenance man...

[01:18:02] Rhone Consolidated Mines Limited...

[01:18:06] Has...

[01:18:06] Vacancies for the following categories...

[01:18:10] Of maintenance personnel...

[01:18:12] At...

[01:18:13] Kalingvar...

[01:18:14] An open cast copper mine...

[01:18:16] In Zambia...

[01:18:20] 4200...

[01:18:21] Plus...

[01:18:23] Which...

[01:18:26] I don't know what...

[01:18:27] I don't know what the annual...

[01:18:29] Was...

[01:18:30] Back then...

[01:18:31] What the annual wage was...

[01:18:33] I'm guessing that was a lot more than the annual rate...

[01:18:37] Um...

[01:18:39] In 1974...

[01:18:43] I'm just trying to figure out like...

[01:18:45] The price of a car...

[01:18:47] So you wouldn't be able to buy a car...

[01:18:49] For that...

[01:18:51] But generally...

[01:18:52] The average...

[01:18:54] You could buy a car for an annual...

[01:18:56] Annual wage here...

[01:18:59] And the annual...

[01:19:00] The average wage is...

[01:19:01] I think...

[01:19:02] 30...

[01:19:03] Minimum wage is...

[01:19:10] 15...

[01:19:13] 15...

[01:19:20] 15...

[01:19:21] 15...

[01:19:21] Something...

[01:19:21] 15...

[01:19:22] 15...

[01:19:22] 15,000 pounds a year...

[01:19:23] But the average I think is about 30...

[01:19:26] But you know...

[01:19:30] Which doesn't really make sense...

[01:19:31] If you start including people that are...

[01:19:33] Earning huge amounts of money...

[01:19:36] And then people are just earning small amounts...

[01:19:39] You know...

[01:19:39] It's...

[01:19:40] Forget the highest earners...

[01:19:43] Forget the lowest earners...

[01:19:44] So...

[01:19:44] Ignore the part-timers...

[01:19:47] Don't...

[01:19:48] I mean not in life...

[01:19:49] But just...

[01:19:49] As far as getting the average wage...

[01:19:52] Don't take the part-timers...

[01:19:54] As part of that...

[01:19:56] And don't take anyone that earns more than...

[01:19:59] 50,000 pounds a year...

[01:20:01] As part of that either...

[01:20:03] And then average that lot out...

[01:20:04] Then you're going to get more of a...

[01:20:06] Proper idea...

[01:20:11] That's all I'm sorry...

[01:20:13] So...

[01:20:14] These are the jobs...

[01:20:15] These are jobs...

[01:20:16] So...

[01:20:18] Our engineers care...

[01:20:21] Our engineering careers release a lot of potential...

[01:20:25] One of the worst things in any career is...

[01:20:27] Realising halfway through that...

[01:20:29] With the right opportunity...

[01:20:31] And the right encouragement...

[01:20:32] You could have done a whole lot better...

[01:20:34] In electricity supply...

[01:20:36] We're glad to say that things never happen that way...

[01:20:40] With us you'll know right from the start...

[01:20:43] That our training...

[01:20:44] Our jobs...

[01:20:45] And the unique nature of our industry...

[01:20:48] Can bring out the very best in you...

[01:20:51] And your career progress will prove it...

[01:21:01] You could start your career in one of the regions of the generating board...

[01:21:05] Or with your local area board...

[01:21:07] Either way...

[01:21:08] We'll start by sending you to college...

[01:21:10] To study for...

[01:21:12] Recognised engineering qualifications...

[01:21:15] Normally an ONC...

[01:21:17] And then an HNC...

[01:21:19] If you join us with O levels...

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[01:21:22] If you have an A-level entrance...

[01:21:25] Between your spells at...

[01:21:27] I don't know what that...

[01:21:28] Between your spells at college...

[01:21:30] Will back the theory you've learnt with formal instructions...

[01:21:33] In some of the best equipped training centres...

[01:21:39] You'll find...

[01:21:40] In any industry...

[01:21:42] And help you make practical sense of what you earn...

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[01:21:49] Experience...

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[01:21:54] You'll find that our industry...

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[01:22:00] And the kind of engineering you're good at and interested in...

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[01:22:06] That demands and brings out your best...

[01:22:10] I'd have loved to see an adverts like this when I was a kid...

[01:22:14] Instead the advert I saw was...

[01:22:17] Change your life...

[01:22:18] Come and work in a chip shop...

[01:22:21] It will...

[01:22:22] The best thing...

[01:22:24] Earn nothing...

[01:22:27] Waste two years of your life...

[01:22:30] Okay, here's the next one...

[01:22:31] In this job...

[01:22:32] Anything can happen at any time...

[01:22:36] Right...

[01:22:37] Are you going to guess what this job is?

[01:22:40] Whatever you do...

[01:22:41] In the police...

[01:22:42] Okay, let's ruin it...

[01:22:43] Whatever you do in the police...

[01:22:46] You're never bored by the day routine...

[01:22:49] Whether you drive a fast patrol car...

[01:22:52] Or a dog handler...

[01:22:54] Or a detective...

[01:22:56] Or a PC...

[01:22:57] Anything can happen at any time...

[01:23:01] And you get £1,757 a year...

[01:23:06] Starting pay...

[01:23:08] More in London...

[01:23:10] Plus free housing...

[01:23:12] Free housing...

[01:23:13] Or a generous rent allowance...

[01:23:15] If you're physically fit...

[01:23:24] Why was I told?

[01:23:26] That's ridiculous...

[01:23:28] If you're physically fit...

[01:23:30] At least 19...

[01:23:32] And 5 foot 8...

[01:23:34] Or more...

[01:23:35] Women 5 foot 4...

[01:23:37] Send off today for brochure...

[01:23:39] To police careers...

[01:23:40] Officer...

[01:23:41] Home office...

[01:23:44] Department...

[01:23:45] London...

[01:23:46] I was told you had to be like...

[01:23:49] Six foot to be in the police...

[01:23:50] That's what I was told...

[01:23:52] Not by a police person...

[01:23:54] But...

[01:23:55] I'm 5 foot 9...

[01:23:59] Now...

[01:24:00] And...

[01:24:01] I'm 5 foot 9...

[01:24:03] I was being tall enough...

[01:24:04] To be in the police...

[01:24:04] I could have been a police officer...

[01:24:07] That would have been quite a good job for me...

[01:24:09] Because I like helping people...

[01:24:11] And I also like hurting people...

[01:24:17] Oh dear...

[01:24:18] That would have been a good job for me...

[01:24:21] Um...

[01:24:22] I actually wanted to be a policeman...

[01:24:23] When I was a kid...

[01:24:25] And I was told...

[01:24:27] No...

[01:24:27] You're too short...

[01:24:28] I was like...

[01:24:29] I don't want to be a policeman now...

[01:24:30] I'm 11...

[01:24:32] But they said...

[01:24:34] No...

[01:24:34] You're not going to be tall enough...

[01:24:37] And...

[01:24:37] You need to have...

[01:24:38] O levels...

[01:24:41] So I didn't even...

[01:24:42] I didn't even try...

[01:24:44] Because...

[01:24:44] Because I always had a kind of a...

[01:24:46] When I was a kid...

[01:24:47] A very...

[01:24:48] Not so much now...

[01:24:49] But when I was a kid...

[01:24:50] Right and wrong...

[01:24:51] I used to tell people off for swearing...

[01:24:54] Seriously...

[01:24:55] It was...

[01:24:55] It was very...

[01:24:58] Kind of a law-abiding person back then...

[01:25:06] So it just goes to show...

[01:25:08] How much that 4,200 a year is...

[01:25:11] For the mine in Zambia...

[01:25:15] If you get paid...

[01:25:17] 1,757 a year...

[01:25:21] As a police person...

[01:25:26] Wow...

[01:25:28] Here's an advert...

[01:25:29] Be your own boss...

[01:25:31] At night...

[01:25:33] Night security offices...

[01:25:35] New pay rate...

[01:25:37] An average of...

[01:25:38] £53 plus per week...

[01:25:46] Stratford...

[01:25:49] E15...

[01:25:50] Wow...

[01:25:51] So Victoria...

[01:25:53] Which is SW1...

[01:25:56] Stratford...

[01:25:56] Tramway Avenue...

[01:25:58] E15...

[01:25:59] Fulham...

[01:26:00] Uxbridge...

[01:26:01] Wandsworth...

[01:26:01] Enfield...

[01:26:04] Securicore...

[01:26:06] Wow...

[01:26:09] £53...

[01:26:10] £50...

[01:26:10] A week...

[01:26:13] I mean...

[01:26:13] I was getting...

[01:26:17] What was I getting...

[01:26:20] Um...

[01:26:21] When I left school...

[01:26:22] Before I went on the YTS...

[01:26:24] I was getting like a full rate...

[01:26:26] My full wages was £60 a week...

[01:26:29] When I very first started working full time...

[01:26:32] And then it went down...

[01:26:33] Because I was on this...

[01:26:34] Youth training scheme...

[01:26:35] That started in September...

[01:26:37] That year...

[01:26:37] And I turned 16 at that point...

[01:26:40] So when I was 15...

[01:26:43] Oh yeah...

[01:26:44] £60 a week...

[01:26:46] I think the average...

[01:26:49] Wage was about £100 a week...

[01:26:51] Which would have been £5,000 a year...

[01:26:54] And that was in 1986...

[01:27:00] Yeah...

[01:27:00] I think £5,000 a year would have been...

[01:27:02] A good rate...

[01:27:04] For someone my age...

[01:27:06] Maybe even older...

[01:27:10] Rent was...

[01:27:11] My flat was £40 a week...

[01:27:13] So that's probably...

[01:27:14] You're probably looking at £40 to £50 a week...

[01:27:17] For a flat...

[01:27:21] So yeah...

[01:27:22] Maybe...

[01:27:23] Maybe you could get more than £100 a week...

[01:27:28] In fact...

[01:27:29] I'm pretty sure...

[01:27:32] Yeah...

[01:27:33] I was getting more than that...

[01:27:34] Because when I was 18...

[01:27:35] I had a job...

[01:27:36] In a factory...

[01:27:37] And I was...

[01:27:39] I was definitely taking home...

[01:27:42] More around the £600...

[01:27:46] £550...

[01:27:46] £600 a month...

[01:27:48] I was doing overtime...

[01:27:50] But yeah...

[01:27:50] I was definitely getting more than £400...

[01:27:54] £100 a week...

[01:27:55] Doing that job...

[01:27:58] Yeah...

[01:27:58] I was...

[01:28:00] But I was...

[01:28:02] 88...

[01:28:02] And I went back in 90...

[01:28:05] And I was getting paid...

[01:28:08] Yeah...

[01:28:08] I was getting paid £150 a week...

[01:28:13] £150...

[01:28:17] £600...

[01:28:18] Maybe £700 a month...

[01:28:24] Yeah...

[01:28:25] It might have been £700...

[01:28:26] Between £600 and £700 a month...

[01:28:28] I was getting...

[01:28:29] For that job...

[01:28:30] It was a good job actually...

[01:28:32] I liked it...

[01:28:34] It was...

[01:28:37] I was on night shift...

[01:28:40] And...

[01:28:41] I got on with all the people I worked with...

[01:28:43] Including the supervisors...

[01:28:45] And...

[01:28:45] Everything was good...

[01:28:46] And then they changed...

[01:28:47] They moved us to a different...

[01:28:49] They basically built a new...

[01:28:51] A new factory next door...

[01:28:54] Gave us two weeks off...

[01:28:56] While they moved all the stuff into the new factory...

[01:29:01] And then...

[01:29:04] Basically...

[01:29:06] I...

[01:29:07] Went back...

[01:29:08] And after a couple of weeks...

[01:29:11] They decided to...

[01:29:15] Change...

[01:29:15] The shifts...

[01:29:17] They had a...

[01:29:17] They had a very skeleton scarf on...

[01:29:20] Scarf...

[01:29:21] A skeleton staff...

[01:29:22] On nights...

[01:29:23] And they moved me to do shifts...

[01:29:25] Like double shifts...

[01:29:27] So...

[01:29:28] Six till two...

[01:29:28] One week...

[01:29:29] Two till ten the next...

[01:29:31] Two in the afternoon...

[01:29:31] Two till ten at night...

[01:29:33] And...

[01:29:33] I did that for a few weeks...

[01:29:35] And then I left...

[01:29:36] Because I couldn't handle it...

[01:29:37] I needed the stability of just doing the same hours...

[01:29:41] I could have done two till ten...

[01:29:45] Easily...

[01:29:46] But sit...

[01:29:47] I couldn't...

[01:29:47] At the time I couldn't get up in the morning...

[01:29:50] Well I could...

[01:29:51] But it was very difficult...

[01:29:54] And...

[01:29:54] The night shift was perfect for me...

[01:29:57] Back then...

[01:29:58] Oh man...

[01:29:59] I was...

[01:29:59] I loved the night shift...

[01:30:02] I really did...

[01:30:05] Um...

[01:30:05] And I did night shift when I was a security guard...

[01:30:09] But it was different because...

[01:30:11] There was no stimulation...

[01:30:13] I was just sitting down...

[01:30:15] Waiting for the time to go by...

[01:30:17] There was no internet...

[01:30:18] There was no...

[01:30:19] You know...

[01:30:19] There wasn't anything to do really...

[01:30:22] I mean...

[01:30:23] Given that position now...

[01:30:24] I could make recordings...

[01:30:26] I could take a portable...

[01:30:29] Version of what the...

[01:30:31] Recording equipment I've got is...

[01:30:34] And...

[01:30:35] You know...

[01:30:35] Half decent microphone...

[01:30:37] And I could make podcasts...

[01:30:39] Every day...

[01:30:40] And I could work on the website...

[01:30:42] And I could do all that stuff...

[01:30:45] And get paid for it...

[01:30:46] Just all night long...

[01:30:47] Just do that...

[01:30:49] For...

[01:30:49] You know...

[01:30:50] If I've got a shift for 12 hours...

[01:30:52] I could spend 8 hours doing that...

[01:30:57] And then go home and go to sleep...

[01:31:01] And then wake up...

[01:31:02] And have...

[01:31:04] You know...

[01:31:05] The time where I don't have to...

[01:31:07] I just...

[01:31:08] Yeah...

[01:31:08] I don't know...

[01:31:09] It just...

[01:31:09] That would be ideal...

[01:31:10] But not all security jobs were like that...

[01:31:13] Not all security jobs were static...

[01:31:15] As far as...

[01:31:17] You could just sit there all night...

[01:31:19] Because you know...

[01:31:20] Some...

[01:31:20] You'd have to walk around the building...

[01:31:22] And...

[01:31:23] You know...

[01:31:24] Buzz different areas...

[01:31:25] Just so they know that you've...

[01:31:27] Done your patrol...

[01:31:29] Other ones...

[01:31:30] You'd have to phone in every hour...

[01:31:32] To make...

[01:31:32] To let them know that you was awake...

[01:31:36] And...

[01:31:37] Yeah...

[01:31:37] So it's...

[01:31:38] Other ones...

[01:31:40] Just...

[01:31:40] I just...

[01:31:41] Worked in a hospital...

[01:31:43] Had no lights in there...

[01:31:44] It was an old...

[01:31:45] Derelict hospital in London...

[01:31:48] And we had to walk around...

[01:31:50] With a torch...

[01:31:52] Patrolling the place...

[01:31:53] Because people would get in there...

[01:31:55] And do weird things...

[01:31:57] And...

[01:31:59] I didn't want to do it...

[01:32:01] I'll be honest...

[01:32:03] It's just like I said...

[01:32:04] Come on...

[01:32:06] With...

[01:32:08] I was happy to do it...

[01:32:09] If someone did it with me...

[01:32:10] I didn't want to walk around the hospital on my own...

[01:32:14] And I never would...

[01:32:15] I don't think there's any point that I would ever want to do that...

[01:32:18] Because literally...

[01:32:19] It's just so vulnerable...

[01:32:20] You can't see...

[01:32:21] You've got a torch...

[01:32:23] But we're talking about a big...

[01:32:26] Empty hospital...

[01:32:28] So yeah...

[01:32:28] I didn't...

[01:32:30] I would...

[01:32:33] Because the people I was working with...

[01:32:34] Refused to do it...

[01:32:35] So I phoned up the office and said...

[01:32:37] Yeah...

[01:32:38] I won't be doing it...

[01:32:38] I won't be...

[01:32:39] I'll be here...

[01:32:40] But I won't be patrolling...

[01:32:41] Because...

[01:32:42] We're supposed to do it in pairs...

[01:32:44] None of the people here are willing to do it...

[01:32:47] I said...

[01:32:47] So there...

[01:32:48] That's how it is...

[01:32:51] And he said...

[01:32:51] Well...

[01:32:51] Fair enough...

[01:32:52] Nothing we can do...

[01:32:54] If they're not...

[01:32:55] If they're unwilling to do the job...

[01:32:56] Then...

[01:32:57] I'll have a word with them tomorrow...

[01:32:58] I said...

[01:33:00] But...

[01:33:00] I'm willing to do it...

[01:33:01] But I'm not doing it on my own...

[01:33:05] Because...

[01:33:05] I'm a scaredy cat...

[01:33:08] He said...

[01:33:08] You are aren't you?

[01:33:09] I said...

[01:33:10] Yes I am...

[01:33:11] At least I admit it...

[01:33:13] Look at this...

[01:33:15] Home and overseas property...

[01:33:18] All this luxury...

[01:33:19] For just...

[01:33:20] £3,450...

[01:33:23] Fully furnished...

[01:33:25] Studio apartments...

[01:33:28] Beautiful...

[01:33:29] Private urbanisation...

[01:33:31] Private swimming pool and gardens...

[01:33:34] All amenities within walking distance...

[01:33:37] Including golf course...

[01:33:38] Five minutes from the centre of...

[01:33:41] Torremolinos...

[01:33:42] Ten minutes from the airport...

[01:33:46] One minute...

[01:33:47] From the sea...

[01:33:50] Thirty seconds...

[01:33:51] From a volcano...

[01:33:53] A five year credit facility available...

[01:33:56] Immediate occupation...

[01:34:00] Blimey...

[01:34:01] And there's a picture of...

[01:34:02] I suppose the outlay of this...

[01:34:05] Of this place...

[01:34:07] So what is this?

[01:34:09] This is accommodation...

[01:34:10] Jobs available in...

[01:34:12] Southern Ontario...

[01:34:13] Canada...

[01:34:14] Screw machine setters...

[01:34:17] Tool makers...

[01:34:18] Centreless grinders...

[01:34:20] First class machinists...

[01:34:23] Toward...

[01:34:24] Lav...

[01:34:27] Blimey...

[01:34:28] See we can't do that now...

[01:34:30] This is Canada...

[01:34:32] So...

[01:34:34] Can't just go to another country...

[01:34:36] Like we used to be able to...

[01:34:37] Back then...

[01:34:39] Lowest fares to Australia...

[01:34:41] Okay...

[01:34:41] Let's have a look...

[01:34:42] Let's have a look...

[01:34:45] And New Zealand...

[01:35:05] So...

[01:35:06] We'll train you in a trade...

[01:35:08] We'll introduce you to new sports...

[01:35:10] New interests...

[01:35:12] New places...

[01:35:13] We'll look after you well...

[01:35:15] And on top of that...

[01:35:16] We'll even pay you...

[01:35:18] Good money...

[01:35:19] You need no formal qualifications...

[01:35:22] And find out a bit more...

[01:35:24] Call...

[01:35:25] Or...

[01:35:25] Into your local...

[01:35:29] Of Korea's information office...

[01:35:32] Blimey...

[01:35:33] I wonder how much they used to get...

[01:35:37] Yeah...

[01:35:38] I wonder...

[01:35:40] Right...

[01:35:41] It's pretty much got to the end of this paper now...

[01:35:43] From October 2nd...

[01:35:46] 1974...

[01:35:51] The moment of truth...

[01:35:52] It's about...

[01:35:53] This is...

[01:35:55] Say no to Labour's plans for a record...

[01:35:58] It's another advert...

[01:36:02] £3.99...

[01:36:04] For some shoes...

[01:36:08] Fashionable...

[01:36:08] Styles...

[01:36:08] That won't pinch your feet...

[01:36:10] Or your pocket...

[01:36:13] Super Vanguard...

[01:36:16] Ok...

[01:36:16] John Conte has kept his promise...

[01:36:19] The fight of his life...

[01:36:20] For the triumph of a lifetime...

[01:36:22] The world lightweight title...

[01:36:24] At Wembley last night...

[01:36:25] Ok...

[01:36:26] So they were showing it...

[01:36:27] On the TV...

[01:36:28] But it was the night before it was shown...

[01:36:30] So...

[01:36:30] It took him the full 15 rounds...

[01:36:33] Of one hell of a fight...

[01:36:34] To master the immensely strong...

[01:36:36] Impressive...

[01:36:36] Brave...

[01:36:38] Jorg...

[01:36:39] Uhumanda...

[01:36:40] Of Argentina...

[01:36:42] But the contrasting picture...

[01:36:44] At the end...

[01:36:44] Told a story of how total...

[01:36:46] That mastery became...

[01:36:49] Blimey...

[01:36:50] So...

[01:36:51] That was...

[01:36:52] John Conte's...

[01:36:55] Definitely a bit of a...

[01:36:58] A hero...

[01:37:00] Ok...

[01:37:01] So there's more...

[01:37:02] So it's taken up quite a bit of room...

[01:37:03] That's good...

[01:37:11] Oh no...

[01:37:11] That's also on the back pages...

[01:37:15] Wow...

[01:37:17] Cool...

[01:37:17] So that's...

[01:37:18] That's done...

[01:37:19] That's the whole thing done now...

[01:37:22] All done...

[01:37:23] It's all read...

[01:37:24] Read the whole paper...

[01:37:28] 1974...

[01:37:29] You know I quite enjoyed that...

[01:37:33] There's a lot of similarities...

[01:37:35] I know I probably...

[01:37:37] I read out...

[01:37:37] A lot of adverts...

[01:37:39] But...

[01:37:40] I was interested just in the price changes...

[01:37:43] And...

[01:37:43] I don't know what kind of adverts...

[01:37:46] Were available back then...

[01:37:47] Adverts...

[01:37:50] But yeah...

[01:37:51] It was...

[01:37:52] It was quite nice...

[01:37:53] I quite liked those retro newspapers...

[01:37:55] I'm gonna look to see if there's any more...

[01:37:57] I can get hold of...

[01:37:58] That I can read...

[01:38:02] Always interested as well...

[01:38:04] Seeing what was on the telly...

[01:38:06] Back then as well...

[01:38:08] And just the prices of things...

[01:38:10] And what kind of...

[01:38:11] Sales techniques were being used...

[01:38:13] In adverts...

[01:38:15] You know like the...

[01:38:19] Trial of a coloured television...

[01:38:21] Just have it for...

[01:38:23] They didn't say how long for did it?

[01:38:25] In the advert...

[01:38:27] But that is the...

[01:38:29] The puppy...

[01:38:30] Sales technique...

[01:38:33] And...

[01:38:34] It's basically...

[01:38:35] It's based on the principle...

[01:38:36] If someone gives you a puppy...

[01:38:40] For a week...

[01:38:41] Or two weeks...

[01:38:42] To look after...

[01:38:45] And you know with the thing...

[01:38:47] You can buy the puppy if you want...

[01:38:50] But just have it for two weeks...

[01:38:52] You're not gonna wanna give the puppy back...

[01:38:54] Cause you're falling in love with the puppy...

[01:38:56] I'm not saying that everyone would...

[01:38:58] But you know...

[01:39:00] Just humane people...

[01:39:04] So...

[01:39:04] That is the puppy...

[01:39:06] The puppy dog technique of selling...

[01:39:08] To give someone...

[01:39:11] A TV...

[01:39:12] And then...

[01:39:13] Take it back...

[01:39:16] It's fine...

[01:39:17] No questions asked...

[01:39:20] It's...

[01:39:21] And...

[01:39:21] The longer someone has a TV...

[01:39:23] The longer they're gonna wanna keep it...

[01:39:25] I guess...

[01:39:28] There...

[01:39:28] I had a similar thing with...

[01:39:30] The Sky...

[01:39:31] Dishes...

[01:39:32] When in 1989...

[01:39:34] I used to...

[01:39:35] I used to...

[01:39:36] I need a drink of water...

[01:39:41] I think I've been talking for a while...

[01:39:44] I don't know how long...

[01:39:46] When did I start talking?

[01:39:49] Right...

[01:39:49] It's over an hour...

[01:39:53] I...

[01:39:54] Yeah...

[01:39:54] I did this canvassing job...

[01:39:56] Knocking on people's doors...

[01:39:58] Offering them...

[01:39:59] Sky...

[01:40:00] For free...

[01:40:01] For...

[01:40:03] I think it was a month...

[01:40:04] Maybe it was longer...

[01:40:06] So they'd...

[01:40:06] Sky would come in...

[01:40:08] Put a dish up...

[01:40:09] They'd listen...

[01:40:10] And they'd have Sky free...

[01:40:12] Sky TV free...

[01:40:13] For a...

[01:40:14] A month...

[01:40:15] And then if it didn't want it...

[01:40:17] Take it away...

[01:40:18] If it did want it...

[01:40:20] They'd just sign up for a contract...

[01:40:22] And the amount of people that just...

[01:40:25] Straight away...

[01:40:25] Nah...

[01:40:26] You're right...

[01:40:26] No thanks...

[01:40:28] Because Sky...

[01:40:29] Got...

[01:40:30] Such a bad reputation back then...

[01:40:33] It was...

[01:40:35] The idea...

[01:40:36] It wasn't necessarily Sky...

[01:40:38] The issue was Sky...

[01:40:40] It was...

[01:40:40] I think...

[01:40:41] The general public...

[01:40:43] And the newspapers were very...

[01:40:44] Kind of...

[01:40:45] Dismissive of...

[01:40:47] In the sense of...

[01:40:48] Why on earth would anybody...

[01:40:49] Want to pay...

[01:40:50] For more channels?

[01:40:53] Why would they want to watch that stuff?

[01:40:56] When they've got...

[01:40:59] Blimey...

[01:41:00] At the time we had...

[01:41:02] Four channels...

[01:41:03] In this country...

[01:41:05] And it just got a bad press...

[01:41:10] But...

[01:41:11] I wish I'd kind of stuck at it...

[01:41:14] Because you know...

[01:41:15] What I'd...

[01:41:15] If I'd...

[01:41:16] If I'd just thought of it...

[01:41:17] A bit more...

[01:41:19] Like...

[01:41:19] With my brain...

[01:41:21] Back then...

[01:41:23] I'd have had a meeting...

[01:41:24] And said...

[01:41:25] I'd want to take an area run...

[01:41:29] And...

[01:41:30] Took on...

[01:41:30] The town that I used to live in...

[01:41:32] And that area...

[01:41:34] Maybe that whole...

[01:41:34] Much of the areas they'd let me have...

[01:41:38] Because they were starting off in London...

[01:41:39] Working their way out...

[01:41:40] So I said...

[01:41:41] Okay...

[01:41:41] If I'd have done that...

[01:41:42] I'm not sure...

[01:41:43] I mean...

[01:41:43] They might have already had that area sorted...

[01:41:45] But...

[01:41:46] Any instance that I hadn't...

[01:41:49] I already had...

[01:41:51] Canvases that could have done it...

[01:41:52] Because that's what I was doing...

[01:41:55] That summer...

[01:41:57] Like...

[01:41:57] Literally the summer before that...

[01:41:58] Was what I'd been doing...

[01:41:59] And we got...

[01:42:00] They decided to...

[01:42:01] Start advertising instead for a while...

[01:42:04] So that's when I moved to London...

[01:42:07] But it'd only been a few months back...

[01:42:10] And...

[01:42:10] I could have got a little...

[01:42:11] Canvassing team together...

[01:42:13] And we could have just...

[01:42:16] Done...

[01:42:17] That town...

[01:42:18] And then the next town...

[01:42:20] And then...

[01:42:23] Completely...

[01:42:24] Maybe made lots of money...

[01:42:26] And I had to make...

[01:42:28] Hundreds of pounds...

[01:42:36] Yeah...

[01:42:36] A bit late to have an idea like that now...

[01:42:38] Isn't it really?

[01:42:40] Oh...

[01:42:40] If only I could get a time machine...

[01:42:42] And go back to 1989...

[01:42:46] Yeah...

[01:42:47] There's...

[01:42:48] There's probably more...

[01:42:49] Interesting things I could do with a time machine...

[01:42:55] 1988...

[01:42:55] That'd be good...

[01:43:01] That's the thing isn't it?

[01:43:02] What would you do?

[01:43:03] If you only had one trip...

[01:43:04] You could go there...

[01:43:05] You could come back...

[01:43:07] But then...

[01:43:09] If you're not allowed to do anything...

[01:43:11] To change...

[01:43:13] You can't change anything...

[01:43:14] Because then that would just change the future...

[01:43:17] Which would be part of the reason to do that...

[01:43:19] But...

[01:43:21] It's a little bit like with the end game...

[01:43:25] No...

[01:43:26] No...

[01:43:28] Um...

[01:43:29] Okay...

[01:43:29] I won't say the movie...

[01:43:30] But there was a...

[01:43:30] Marvel's movie...

[01:43:33] Where he was trying to change...

[01:43:35] The past...

[01:43:36] No...

[01:43:36] What happened...

[01:43:38] Just happened...

[01:43:39] Kept going back...

[01:43:41] Kept going back...

[01:43:42] Kept going back...

[01:43:43] And every version...

[01:43:45] Of the future...

[01:43:46] The same thing happens...

[01:43:47] Just a little bit different...

[01:43:49] And he realised that he couldn't change that...

[01:43:55] So it's...

[01:43:56] Yeah...

[01:43:56] It's an interesting scene actually...

[01:44:01] I won't tell you what movie it's in...

[01:44:03] Because...

[01:44:03] It might spoil...

[01:44:05] The movie...

[01:44:07] It definitely wasn't the end game...

[01:44:09] Because that was a...

[01:44:09] Although that was a similar thing...

[01:44:11] They did go back in...

[01:44:14] Time...

[01:44:14] Yeah...

[01:44:15] But that was a different kind of scenario...

[01:44:19] But yeah...

[01:44:20] So that's it...

[01:44:21] I'm gonna go now...

[01:44:23] Thank you for listening...

[01:44:25] Please remember...

[01:44:27] Vinnie...

[01:44:28] Remember to be kind to yourself...

[01:44:30] Because you do deserve to be happy...

[01:44:34] Lots of love...