{"title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) SLEEPY Boring objects","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n      :root {\n        --accent: #8b5cf6; \/* violet *\/\n      }\n\n      body {\n        margin: 0;\n        font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n        line-height: 1.6;\n        background: #fafafa;\n        color: #222;\n      }\n\n      .container {\n        padding: 20px;\n        max-width: 900px;\n        margin: auto;\n      }\n\n      h1 {\n        text-align: center;\n        margin-top: 0;\n      }\n\n      hr {\n        border: none;\n        border-top: 1px solid #e5e7eb;\n        margin: 2rem 0;\n      }\n\n      \/* Accordion *\/\n      details {\n        border: 1px solid #e5e7eb;\n        border-radius: 0.75rem;\n        padding: 0.75rem 1.25rem;\n        margin-bottom: 1.25rem;\n        background: #fff;\n        transition: background 0.3s ease;\n      }\n\n      details[open] {\n        background: #f7f5ff;\n      }\n\n      summary {\n        cursor: pointer;\n        font-size: 1.2rem;\n        font-weight: bold;\n        list-style: none;\n        display: flex;\n        align-items: center;\n        gap: 0.5rem;\n      }\n\n      summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n        display: none;\n      }\n\n      summary::before {\n        content: \"▶\";\n        transition: transform 0.3s ease;\n      }\n\n      details[open] summary::before {\n        transform: rotate(90deg);\n      }\n\n      ul {\n        margin-top: 0.75rem;\n        margin-bottom: 0.75rem;\n      }\n\n      p:last-child {\n        margin-bottom: 0;\n      }\n\n      .disclaimer {\n        color: #444;\n      }\n    \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e🌀 SLEEPY Boring objects – MP3 Collection\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese sessions aren’t about “fixing” or “curing” anything — they’re about giving your mind a quiet, familiar voice to follow… helping the pain feel a little less loud, a little less sharp, and maybe even a little further away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e🎧 What You Can Expect\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlow, meandering storytelling to help distract and soothe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGentle hypnotic suggestions aimed at comfort and relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA focus on creating space between you and the pain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKindness, softness, and no pressure — just support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePain can be exhausting. These recordings are here to offer you a break… a pause… a place to rest your awareness while your body does what it needs to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- SAFETY --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e⚠️ Listen Safely\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease only listen when you’re in a safe, quiet place where you can fully relax and close your eyes. Do not use while driving or doing anything that requires your attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- DISCLAIMER --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e🩺 A Kind Reminder\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eThese recordings are meant as complementary support, not a replacement for medical advice or treatment. Always speak with your doctor or healthcare provider before using hypnosis for pain management, especially if you're undergoing any form of treatment or taking medication.\u003cbr\u003eIf you experience increased discomfort or emotional distress, discontinue listening and seek professional guidance. By continuing, you acknowledge that you assume responsibility for your own well‑being.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- BROWSE COLLECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e🛒 Browse the Let Me Bore Your Pain Away Collection\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore all available hypnosis MP3s in this series below. Select any track that resonates with you, download instantly, and ease into gentle distraction and relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRICE --\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e💰 Price\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach MP3 is just \u003cstrong\u003eFREE\u003c\/strong\u003e, with instant download access — no subscription or login required. Let your mind wander… and let the pain grow quieter in the background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"1-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #1 – Rain","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"193\" class=\"\"\u003e🌧️ #1 – \u003cem data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eRain\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"219\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"219\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"487\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this gentle episode of \u003cem data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"270\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason focuses on the sound of \u003cstrong data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"310\"\u003erain\u003c\/strong\u003e. With his calming voice and soothing pacing, Jason leads you through a slow, mindful reflection on this everyday object, allowing your mind to slow down and your body to relax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"628\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is perfect for those moments when you want to unwind, feel the peaceful presence of rain, and drift into a state of deep calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"633\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"826\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"649\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on a simple object\u003cbr data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"689\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rain, relaxation, and slow mindfulness\u003cbr data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"752\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"784\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"831\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"933\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"933\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"1054\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896415690821,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_1RAIN-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_9thAugust2021_1.png?v=1745329042"},{"product_id":"2-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #2 – Hair","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"185\" class=\"\"\u003e✂️ #2 – \u003cem data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"183\"\u003eHair\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"211\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"505\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this soothing episode, Jason takes a gentle dive into the subject of \u003cstrong data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"297\"\u003ehaircuts\u003c\/strong\u003e. With soft pacing and calming narration, Jason reflects on the many haircuts he’s had over the years — sharing lighthearted stories and musings about what would happen if his hair were allowed to grow uncut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"634\" class=\"\"\u003eThis session is perfect for listeners looking for a slow, simple reflection to help their minds unwind and settle before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"639\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"830\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"655\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on haircuts\u003cbr data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hair, personal musings, and slow relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"745\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"788\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"832\" data-end=\"835\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"937\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"937\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1058\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896415920197,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_2HairSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_11thAugust2021_1.png?v=1745329182"},{"product_id":"3-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #3 – Bricks","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"177\" class=\"\"\u003e🧱 #3 – \u003cem data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eBricks\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"203\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"431\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this soothing episode, Jason reflects on the everyday object of \u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"282\"\u003ebricks\u003c\/strong\u003e. With a slow, calming pace, Jason explores their practical uses, from building houses to sheds, and even some nostalgic thoughts about older homes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"579\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is perfect for anyone seeking a gentle, mindful reflection that allows the mind to settle and drift off into a relaxed, sleepy state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"584\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"773\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"600\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on bricks\u003cbr data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"631\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bricks, memories, and slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"731\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"740\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"880\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"1001\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896415985733,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_3BricksSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_24thAugust2021_1.png?v=1745329319"},{"product_id":"4-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #4 – Big Pink Pig Piggy Bank","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"186\" class=\"\"\u003e🐷 #4 – \u003cem data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eBig Pink Pig Piggy Bank\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"212\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"551\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this tranquil episode, Jason reflects on a \u003cstrong data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"287\"\u003ebig pink pig piggy bank\u003c\/strong\u003e, gently guiding you through its features and purpose with a calm and steady voice. This episode is designed to help you relax deeply by focusing on a simple object, letting your mind unwind as Jason talks you through its shape, history, and the concept of saving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"673\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s perfect for anyone seeking a slow-paced, grounding listen to calm the mind and prepare for a restful night’s sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"678\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"866\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"694\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on a piggy bank\u003cbr data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple object, slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"781\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"792\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"814\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"824\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"846\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"973\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"973\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1094\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896417427525,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_4BigPinkPigPiggyBankSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_18thSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745329434"},{"product_id":"5-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #5 – Printers","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"180\" class=\"\"\u003e🖨️ #5 – \u003cem data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"178\"\u003ePrinters\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"206\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"485\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this session, Jason takes a slow and meandering dive into the everyday object of \u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"304\"\u003eprinters\u003c\/strong\u003e. With a calming pace and quiet musings on their design, purpose, and occasional frustrations, this episode allows your mind to relax, even as the subject itself might seem mundane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"594\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for those seeking a gentle distraction or a simple, calming reflection to help unwind before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"785\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on printers\u003cbr data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"743\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"790\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"892\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1013\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. 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With his usual relaxed pacing, Jason talks about everything from film to digital, letting his thoughts meander and creating a soothing atmosphere for sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"640\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who enjoys a gentle, slow-paced reflection on an everyday object — ideal for relaxing and winding down before bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"645\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"856\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on cameras\u003cbr data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"693\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, personal experiences, and slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"814\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"823\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"836\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"861\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"963\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"1084\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896417624133,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_6CamerasSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_20thSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745329649"},{"product_id":"7-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #7 – Plugs","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"185\" class=\"\"\u003e🔌 #7 – \u003cem data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"183\"\u003ePlugs\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"211\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"512\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason talks about \u003cstrong data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"265\"\u003eplugs\u003c\/strong\u003e — the everyday object that connects us to power, from electrical outlets to chargers. With his soothing voice and gentle pacing, Jason explores the simplicity of this everyday object, creating the perfect atmosphere for winding down and relaxing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"620\" class=\"\"\u003eIdeal for those looking for a peaceful, slow-paced reflection to help ease the mind and prepare for sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"625\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"806\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on plugs\u003cbr data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple object, slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"732\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"764\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"811\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"913\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"816\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"1034\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896417689669,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_7PlugsSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_21stSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745329803"},{"product_id":"8-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #8 – Pizza","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"152\" class=\"\"\u003e🍕 #8 – \u003cem data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"150\"\u003ePizza\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"178\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"178\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"534\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this relaxing episode of \u003cem data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason talks about \u003cstrong data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"260\"\u003epizza\u003c\/strong\u003e — a subject that may seem exciting, but when explored in a slow, calm manner, becomes the perfect object for unwinding before sleep. Jason guides you through the simple details of pizza, from its shape to the toppings, all while creating a gentle atmosphere for relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"654\" class=\"\"\u003eWith the usual slow pacing and laid-back tone, this episode invites you to let go of your thoughts and ease into rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"659\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"840\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on pizza\u003cbr data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"715\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, calming exploration\u003cbr data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"755\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"798\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"807\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"820\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"845\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"947\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1068\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1068\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896417755205,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_8PizzaSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_22ndSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745329924"},{"product_id":"9-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #9 – Swimming Pools","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"192\" data-start=\"159\"\u003e🏊♂️ #9 – \u003cem data-end=\"190\" data-start=\"174\"\u003eSwimming Pools\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"218\" data-start=\"193\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"218\" data-start=\"193\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"573\" data-start=\"220\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-end=\"281\" data-start=\"263\"\u003eswimming pools\u003c\/strong\u003e — an everyday object that becomes deeply relaxing when explored at a slow, soothing pace. From thoughts on their size to the sound of water, Jason’s gentle voice guides you through the simple aspects of swimming pools, all while creating a quiet, mindful atmosphere perfect for winding down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"711\" data-start=\"575\"\u003eAs always, this episode invites you to relax and let go, with just the right balance of fun and relaxation to help you drift into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"716\" data-start=\"713\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"906\" data-start=\"718\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"732\" data-start=\"718\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on swimming pools\u003cbr data-end=\"771\" data-start=\"768\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"781\" data-start=\"771\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple object, slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"818\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"832\" data-start=\"821\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"854\" data-start=\"851\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"864\" data-start=\"854\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"870\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"886\" data-start=\"873\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"911\" data-start=\"908\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1013\" data-start=\"913\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"1013\" data-start=\"916\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1134\" data-start=\"1015\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1134\" data-start=\"1018\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896417919045,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_9SwimmingPoolsSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_23rdSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745330066"},{"product_id":"10-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #10 – Cheese","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"162\" class=\"\"\u003e🧀 #10 – \u003cem data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"160\"\u003eCheese\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"188\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"188\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"501\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason explores \u003cstrong data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"232\"\u003echeese\u003c\/strong\u003e — an everyday object that becomes a source of gentle amusement and relaxation when examined slowly and thoughtfully. From the texture to the taste, Jason’s calming voice guides you through every aspect of cheese, making it the perfect topic for unwinding before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"635\" class=\"\"\u003eWith his signature soothing delivery, this episode invites you to let go of your thoughts and simply drift off into a relaxed state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"640\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"844\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on cheese\u003cbr data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"697\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation, and a little humor\u003cbr data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"759\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"792\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"802\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"811\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"849\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"951\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"1072\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896418443333,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_10Cheese-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_25thSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745330166"},{"product_id":"11-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #11 – Hitch Hiking","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"173\" class=\"\"\u003e🚶♂️ #11 – \u003cem data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"171\"\u003eHitch Hiking\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"199\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"516\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason explores the topic of \u003cstrong data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"262\"\u003ehitch hiking\u003c\/strong\u003e — a simple activity that becomes soothing and relaxing when examined in his calm, slow-paced manner. From the movement of the thumb to the gentle adventure of seeking a ride, Jason guides you through this quirky topic with his signature laid-back style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"646\" class=\"\"\u003eWith a perfect blend of boredom and relaxation, this episode invites you to let go of your thoughts and simply drift into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"651\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"861\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"667\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on hitch hiking\u003cbr data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"704\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"714\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple object, slow-paced relaxation with a touch of humor\u003cbr data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"819\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"866\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"968\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1089\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. 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From childhood memories of helping his dad to more recent thoughts on the humble oven, Jason’s calming voice guides you through the simple details of this object.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"601\" class=\"\"\u003eWith a gentle pace and thoughtful narration, this episode is perfect for unwinding, allowing your mind to relax as you drift off to sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"606\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"808\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on ovens\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"662\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, gentle storytelling, and slow relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"723\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"766\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"813\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"915\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1036\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896418639941,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_12Ovens-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_29thSeptember2021_1.png?v=1745330383"},{"product_id":"13-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #13 – Books","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"145\" class=\"\"\u003e📚 #13 – \u003cem data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"143\"\u003eBooks\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"171\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"171\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"402\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this tranquil episode, Jason reflects on the simple yet profound object: \u003cstrong data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"258\"\u003ebooks\u003c\/strong\u003e. With a calm, soothing tone, Jason discusses the importance of books, the sensation of flipping through pages, and the deep comfort they bring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"629\" class=\"\"\u003eWhile books may seem like a widely discussed topic, Jason’s approach is all about making the subject feel slow, meditative, and perfect for sleep. 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Through a soft, slow-paced narrative, Jason explores the small details of goldfish, their movements, and the calming effect they have, especially when observed quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"665\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is perfect for anyone seeking a light distraction or a gentle exploration of a common object, all designed to help you relax and drift into a peaceful sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"877\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"686\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on goldfish\u003cbr data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"719\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation, and calming musings\u003cbr data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"792\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"835\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"882\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"984\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"984\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1105\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896418771013,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_14Goldfish-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_2ndOctober2021_1.png?v=1745331724"},{"product_id":"15-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #15 – Microphones","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"171\" class=\"\"\u003e🎤 #15 – \u003cem data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eMicrophones\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"197\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"581\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"257\"\u003emicrophones\u003c\/strong\u003e — a piece of equipment that many of us take for granted, but when explored slowly, becomes the perfect subject for a gentle, soothing bedtime story. Jason takes you through the simplicity of microphones, their use in everyday life, and the way they amplify sound, all while maintaining his signature laid-back, sleepy tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"731\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is ideal for anyone looking to relax and drift into sleep, with just the right amount of mundane details to keep you grounded and calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"736\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"951\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"752\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on microphones\u003cbr data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"798\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation, and thoughtful narration\u003cbr data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"866\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"877\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"899\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"909\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"931\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"956\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"1058\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1179\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896418836549,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_15Microphones-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_3rdOctober2021_1.png?v=1745331841"},{"product_id":"16-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #16 – Mops","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"170\" class=\"\"\u003e🧹 #16 – \u003cem data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eMops\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"196\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"196\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"525\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this delightfully soothing episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"263\"\u003emops\u003c\/strong\u003e — a seemingly mundane object, but one that takes on a calming, almost whimsical quality when Jason explores it in his signature slow and relaxing style. From the soft bristles to the gentle swish, Jason’s pacing invites you to relax and let go of your thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"673\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is ideal for those who enjoy a light, quiet reflection on everyday objects and need something calming to help them unwind before bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"678\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"876\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"694\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on mops\u003cbr data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"723\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple object, slow-paced relaxation, and light humour\u003cbr data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"824\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"834\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"881\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"983\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"983\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1104\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896418902085,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_16Mops-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_4thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745331965"},{"product_id":"17-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #17 – Wall Paper","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"167\" class=\"\"\u003e🧻 #17 – \u003cem data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"165\"\u003eWall Paper\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"193\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"193\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"528\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason explores \u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"241\"\u003ewall paper\u003c\/strong\u003e — yes, a simple everyday object that, when discussed in Jason’s signature slow and gentle tone, becomes the perfect subject for winding down. From its textures to its designs, Jason leads you through a reflective and calming look at wall paper, bringing peace to the mind as you listen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"650\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is ideal for those who enjoy slow-paced reflections and a little bit of humor before drifting off to sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"655\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"843\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on wall paper\u003cbr data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"706\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"801\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"823\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"848\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"950\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1071\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896418934853,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_17WallPaper-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_5thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745332099"},{"product_id":"18-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #18 – Train Spotters","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"171\" class=\"\"\u003e🚂 #18 – \u003cem data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eTrain Spotters\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"197\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"581\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on the niche hobby of \u003cstrong data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"279\"\u003etrain spotting\u003c\/strong\u003e — a subject that might seem ordinary to some, but when explored in a slow, methodical way, becomes the perfect meditation for sleep. Jason’s calming voice guides you through the process of spotting trains, their numbers, and the quiet joy of this unique hobby, helping you unwind and relax before bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"737\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is perfect for those who enjoy a gentle, reflective exploration of a simple object or hobby, helping you drift into a peaceful state of calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"952\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on train spotting\u003cbr data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"807\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Niche hobby, slow-paced relaxation, and light reflection\u003cbr data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"867\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"900\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"910\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"957\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"1059\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1059\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1180\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. 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Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"1070\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896419098693,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_19Games-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_9thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745332345"},{"product_id":"20-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #20 – Beds","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"177\" class=\"\"\u003e🛏️ #20 – \u003cem data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eBeds\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"203\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"497\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"256\"\u003ebeds\u003c\/strong\u003e — the place where we rest, relax, and unwind after a long day. Through his soothing, slow-paced voice, Jason guides you through a simple yet profound exploration of beds, their purpose, comfort, and the quiet ritual of climbing in at night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"657\" class=\"\"\u003eAs always, this episode is designed to help you relax, let go of your thoughts, and drift off to sleep with the simplicity of an everyday object as the focus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"662\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"855\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on beds\u003cbr data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, relaxation, and calming thoughts\u003cbr data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"813\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"835\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"860\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"962\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1083\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"967\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896419164229,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_20BEDS-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_11thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745332452"},{"product_id":"21-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #21 – Hats","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"136\" class=\"\"\u003e🎩 #21 – \u003cem data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eHats\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"162\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"162\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"488\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"207\"\u003ehats\u003c\/strong\u003e — an object that many people wear daily, but when discussed in a slow, thoughtful way, becomes the perfect topic for relaxation. Despite not currently owning a hat, Jason shares his musings and memories about hats, exploring the simple yet intriguing nature of this everyday item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"611\" class=\"\"\u003eWith his usual calming tone and playful reflections, this episode will help you unwind and relax as you drift into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"616\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"817\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"632\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on hats\u003cbr data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, light musings, and slow-paced relaxation\u003cbr data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"743\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"765\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"775\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"822\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"924\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"1045\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896420016197,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_21Hats-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_12thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745339326"},{"product_id":"22-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #22 – Jobs","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"150\" class=\"\"\u003e💼 #22 – \u003cem data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"148\"\u003eJobs\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"495\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"229\"\u003ejobs\u003c\/strong\u003e — a subject that might seem mundane, but when discussed in a slow, soothing tone, becomes the perfect topic for relaxation. Jason shares his thoughts on different types of jobs, his experiences, and the idea of work, all while maintaining a gentle and playful tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"497\" data-end=\"645\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is ideal for anyone looking for a calm and reflective journey through a seemingly ordinary subject, perfect for unwinding before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"650\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"853\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on jobs\u003cbr data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday topic, slow-paced relaxation, and light reflection\u003cbr data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"779\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"811\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"833\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"960\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1081\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896420606021,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_22Jobs-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_18thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745339441"},{"product_id":"23-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #23 – Baths","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003e🛁 #23 – \u003cem data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"174\"\u003eBaths\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"202\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"202\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"530\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this soothing episode, Jason explores \u003cstrong data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"254\"\u003ebaths\u003c\/strong\u003e — a subject that may seem simple but, when described in a slow, calming tone, becomes the perfect topic for winding down. From the warmth of the water to the quiet, meditative moments that a bath brings, Jason guides you through a peaceful reflection on this everyday ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"661\" class=\"\"\u003eAs always, the pace is gentle, inviting you to relax, let go, and drift off to sleep with the calmness of the bath as your focus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"861\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on baths\u003cbr data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"712\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday ritual, relaxation, and soothing thoughts\u003cbr data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"819\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"866\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"968\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1089\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896420704325,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_23Baths-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_19thOctober2021_1.png?v=1745339536"},{"product_id":"24-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #24 – Wooden Benches","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"161\" class=\"\"\u003e🪑 #24 – \u003cem data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"159\"\u003eWooden Benches\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"187\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"528\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason takes a slow, reflective dive into the world of \u003cstrong data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"278\"\u003ewooden benches\u003c\/strong\u003e. From their structure to the quiet stillness they provide in parks or gardens, Jason explores the simplicity and beauty of this everyday object. The pacing is deliberate and calming, designed to help you relax deeply and drift into a peaceful sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"640\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is perfect for anyone looking for a quiet, unhurried reflection to help calm the mind before bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"645\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"860\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on wooden benches\u003cbr data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple object, slow-paced relaxation, and peaceful reflection\u003cbr data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"818\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"840\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"865\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"967\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"967\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1088\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896420900933,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_24WoodenBenches-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_23rdNovember2021_1.png?v=1745339635"},{"product_id":"25-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #25 – Belgium","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"160\" class=\"\"\u003e#25 – \u003cem data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eBelgium\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"186\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"186\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"527\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason takes a reflective journey into \u003cstrong data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"254\"\u003eBelgium\u003c\/strong\u003e — not in the way you might expect, but in his signature calming and slow-paced manner. With his trademark voice, Jason reflects on the country, its culture, and his own musings about it, all while creating a gentle, tranquil atmosphere perfect for relaxation before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"668\" class=\"\"\u003eThe pacing is slow, with light-hearted moments sprinkled throughout, making this the perfect episode to unwind and let go of your thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"673\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"869\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"689\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on Belgium\u003cbr data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Country, slow-paced relaxation, and light musings\u003cbr data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"817\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"827\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"836\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"849\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"874\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"976\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"976\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1097\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. 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Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1071\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896422375493,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_26Shoes-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_9thMay2022_1.png?v=1745339956"},{"product_id":"27-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #27 – Punch Bags","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"186\" class=\"\"\u003e🥊 #27 – \u003cem data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"184\"\u003ePunch Bags\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"212\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"566\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason explores the topic of \u003cstrong data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"273\"\u003epunch bags\u003c\/strong\u003e — a seemingly active object, but when examined through Jason’s slow-paced and calming lens, it becomes the perfect subject for relaxation. With his signature lighthearted tone, Jason reflects on the simple aspects of punch bags, their uses, and the quiet moments that can come with using one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"690\" class=\"\"\u003eIdeal for anyone looking to unwind and let go of the day with a gentle and somewhat amusing reflection on a simple object.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"695\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"902\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"711\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on punch bags\u003cbr data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation, and light musings\u003cbr data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"817\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"850\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"860\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"907\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1009\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1130\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896422998085,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_27PunchBags-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_30thMay2022_1.png?v=1745340060"},{"product_id":"28-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #28 – Glasses","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"155\" class=\"\"\u003e👓 #28 – \u003cem data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"153\"\u003eGlasses\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"181\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"181\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"580\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason explores the simple yet fascinating object of \u003cstrong data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"271\"\u003eglasses\u003c\/strong\u003e. From the functionality to the various types, Jason talks through everything in his usual soothing, slow-paced style. Whether you're wearing them for vision correction or as a fashion accessory, Jason’s gentle voice guides you through a quiet reflection on glasses, helping you unwind and relax before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"698\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is perfect for anyone looking for a soft, reflective experience to help settle the mind before bedtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"703\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"910\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"719\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on glasses\u003cbr data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"751\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday object, slow-paced relaxation, and light reflection\u003cbr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"836\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"868\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"877\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"890\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"915\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1017\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1138\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896423653445,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_28Glasses-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_4thJune2022_1.png?v=1745340148"},{"product_id":"29-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #29 – Boxing","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"191\" class=\"\"\u003e🥊 #29 – \u003cem data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"189\"\u003eBoxing\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"217\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"217\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"536\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason reflects on the topic of \u003cstrong data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"277\"\u003eboxing\u003c\/strong\u003e — not in a fast-paced, energetic way, but rather in a slow, soothing reflection that turns this exciting subject into the perfect bedtime story. From the gloves to the ring, Jason’s calming voice guides you through every detail, helping you unwind and relax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"692\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who enjoys a quirky, slow-paced exploration of a lively subject that helps your mind slow down and prepare for a restful night’s sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"697\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"905\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on boxing\u003cbr data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday topic, slow-paced relaxation, and calming exploration\u003cbr data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"831\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"853\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"863\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"910\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1012\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1133\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896423882821,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_29Boxing-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_20thJuly2022_1.png?v=1745340243"},{"product_id":"30-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #30 – NLP","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"171\" class=\"\"\u003e🧠 #30 – \u003cem data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eNLP\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"197\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"552\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason explores the subject of \u003cstrong data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"284\"\u003eNLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming)\u003c\/strong\u003e — a concept that may seem complex, but in Jason’s hands becomes a soothing and gentle reflection. With his slow-paced style, Jason introduces the ideas behind NLP, breaking them down into a quiet, calm exploration that helps your mind slow down and prepare for sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"710\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for those looking for a thought-provoking yet calming reflection on a psychological subject, making it ideal for winding down at the end of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"715\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"927\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on NLP\u003cbr data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"759\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Psychological concept, slow-paced relaxation, and gentle introduction\u003cbr data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"842\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"875\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"885\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"894\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"932\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"1034\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1155\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896424079429,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_30NLP-SLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_24thSeptember2022_1.png?v=1745340344"},{"product_id":"31-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #31 – Airports","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"187\" class=\"\"\u003e🛫 #31 – \u003cem data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"185\"\u003eAirports\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"213\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"213\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"562\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this episode, Jason takes a calm and reflective approach to \u003cstrong data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eairports\u003c\/strong\u003e, an everyday place that might seem busy and overwhelming, but when examined slowly, becomes the perfect topic for relaxation. With his soothing voice, Jason guides you through the sights, sounds, and experiences of an airport, all while keeping the tone light and gentle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"712\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is ideal for those who enjoy slow, calming reflections on everyday places, helping you unwind and prepare for a peaceful night’s sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"717\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"935\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on airports\u003cbr data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"776\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyday location, slow-paced relaxation, and lighthearted exploration\u003cbr data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"850\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"861\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"893\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"940\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"1042\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1163\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896424439877,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_31AirportsBoringobjects_JasonNewland_29thSeptember2022_1.png?v=1745340459"},{"product_id":"32-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #32 – Doggies","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"167\" class=\"\"\u003e🐶 #32 – \u003cem data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"165\"\u003eDoggies\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"193\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"193\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"478\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"249\"\u003edoggies\u003c\/strong\u003e — those lovable companions we know so well. With his soothing voice and slow-paced narration, Jason talks about the joys and simplicity of having dogs around, sharing lighthearted anecdotes and musings about these furry friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"680\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who enjoys a peaceful, calming reflection on a simple, familiar subject, this episode invites you to relax and drift off to sleep with thoughts of doggies and the warmth they bring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"685\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"885\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on doggies\u003cbr data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"743\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pets, slow-paced relaxation, and lighthearted musings\u003cbr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"843\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"852\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"890\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"992\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1113\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896424505413,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_32DoggiesSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_10thJanuary2023_1.png?v=1745340565"},{"product_id":"33-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #33 – Painting","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"184\" class=\"\"\u003e🎨 #33 – \u003cem data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"182\"\u003ePainting\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"210\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"210\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"528\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this calming episode, Jason reflects on \u003cstrong data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"267\"\u003epainting\u003c\/strong\u003e — a subject that might initially seem stimulating but becomes a perfect topic for relaxation when explored at a slow and soothing pace. Jason takes you through the world of painting, its forms, and its effects, all while maintaining his gentle, unhurried tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"671\" class=\"\"\u003eThis episode is ideal for those who enjoy a soft, introspective exploration of an art form, helping the mind to relax and drift off to sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"676\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"873\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"692\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken reflection on painting\u003cbr data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"725\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"735\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Art, slow-paced relaxation, and light exploration\u003cbr data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"799\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"831\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"840\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"878\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"980\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1101\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896424669253,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_33PaintingSLEEPYBoringObjects_JasonNewland_13thJanuary2023_1.png?v=1745343784"},{"product_id":"34-sleepy-boring-objects","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #34 – Baked Beans","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"195\" class=\"\"\u003e🥫 #34 – \u003cem data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"193\"\u003eBaked Beans\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"221\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"221\"\u003eSLEEPY Boring Objects\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"646\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this delightful episode, Jason explores the humble yet comforting topic of \u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"316\"\u003ebaked beans\u003c\/strong\u003e. As with all of Jason’s reflections, the pace is slow and soothing, focusing on the simple details of this everyday food. 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These recordings are NOT a replacement for professional medical treatment. Get permission from your medical specialist before listening to any hypnosis recording or watching any hypnosis videos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42041732464709,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/1191-_TeaBags_MondaysBoringObjects-LetMeBoreYouToSleep.png?v=1728068584"},{"product_id":"1203-let-me-bore-you-to-sleep","title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) #1203 Grease","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QiqbG7zysGU?si=mVQHfLbgHEgkoU70\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDownload all 4 versions of this recording, without music, with music, 5 hours \u0026amp; 10 hours long\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e(as a Zip file) \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Open-a-Zip-File\" title=\"how to open a Zip file\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255);\"\u003e(how to open zip file)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/822882097895595\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"71\" width=\"533\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/Banner_1_2.png?v=1698159419\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/jasonnewland\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/PAYPAL_-_GIFT_-_Website_-_jasonnewland.com.png?v=1613720561\" width=\"308\" height=\"154\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/jasonnewland\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/jasonnewland\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBACKGROUND MUSIC, COPYRIGHT FREE DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003eDeep Relaxation Kevin MacLeod (\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/incompetech.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eincompetech.com\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003cbr\u003eLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/3.0\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttp:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/3.0\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. These recordings are NOT a replacement for professional medical treatment. 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