{"title":"(Short \/ Voice Only) Jason's Bedtime Storytime","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n      :root {\n        --accent: #10b981; \/* emerald *\/\n      }\n\n      body {\n        margin: 0;\n        font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n        line-height: 1.6;\n        background: #fafafa;\n        color: #222;\n      }\n\n      .container {\n        padding: 20px;\n        max-width: 900px;\n        margin: auto;\n      }\n\n      h1 {\n        text-align: center;\n        margin-top: 0;\n      }\n\n      hr {\n        border: none;\n        border-top: 1px solid #e5e7eb;\n        margin: 2rem 0;\n      }\n\n      \/* Accordion *\/\n      details {\n        border: 1px solid #e5e7eb;\n        border-radius: 0.75rem;\n        padding: 0.75rem 1.25rem;\n        margin-bottom: 1.25rem;\n        background: #fff;\n        transition: background 0.3s ease;\n      }\n\n      details[open] {\n        background: #f5fff8;\n      }\n\n      summary {\n        cursor: pointer;\n        font-size: 1.2rem;\n        font-weight: bold;\n        list-style: none;\n        display: flex;\n        align-items: center;\n        gap: 0.5rem;\n      }\n\n      summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n        display: none;\n      }\n\n      summary::before {\n        content: \"▶\";\n        transition: transform 0.3s ease;\n      }\n\n      details[open] summary::before {\n        transform: rotate(90deg);\n      }\n\n      ul {\n        margin-top: 0.75rem;\n        margin-bottom: 0.75rem;\n      }\n\n      p:last-child {\n        margin-bottom: 0;\n      }\n\n      .disclaimer {\n        color: #444;\n      }\n    \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📖 Jason’s Bedtime Storytime – MP3 Collection\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Jason’s Bedtime Storytime — a collection of peaceful, slow‑paced audio stories designed to help you relax, unwind, and drift into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren’t just fairy tales or fast‑paced adventures. They’re gentle, meandering stories told in a soft voice — filled with calming detail, subtle humour, and a relaxed rhythm that encourages your mind to slow down, your breathing to deepen, and your body to soften into rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e🎧 What You Can Expect\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoftly spoken stories with a sleepy, peaceful tone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImaginative worlds, everyday tales, and curious characters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGentle pacing and no urgency — just calm storytelling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA soothing atmosphere perfect for bedtime or rest breaks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're tucked in for the night or simply need a quiet moment to escape the noise of the day, these stories are here to keep you company — in the kindest, calmest way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- SAFETY --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e⚠️ Listen Only When Safe\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese recordings are designed to help you relax deeply or fall asleep. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Never use while driving, operating machinery, or doing anything that requires your full attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- IMPORTANT NOTE \/ DISCLAIMER --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e🩺 Important Note\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eThese recordings are intended as a gentle aid for relaxation and sleep and are not a substitute for medical, psychological, or therapeutic treatment. If you’re under medical or mental‑health care, pregnant, experiencing chronic pain, or have concerns about your well‑being, consult your healthcare provider before listening.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor chronic pain relief:\u003c\/strong\u003e always identify the underlying cause of your pain with a qualified professional and use these recordings only with the explicit permission of your doctor or pain‑management specialist.\u003cbr\u003eDiscontinue use if you experience discomfort, distress, or any adverse reaction. By continuing, you acknowledge that you assume full responsibility for your own safety and well‑being.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- BROWSE COLLECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e🛒 Browse the Collection\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScroll down to view all available Bedtime Storytime MP3s. Choose any story that appeals to you, download instantly, and enjoy at your leisure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRICE --\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e💰 Price\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach MP3 is just \u003cstrong\u003eFREE\u003c\/strong\u003e, with instant download access — no subscription or login required. Settle in, press play… and let the story carry you softly into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"1-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#1 – Three Bhears","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"260\" data-start=\"232\"\u003e🧸 #1 – \u003cem data-end=\"258\" data-start=\"244\"\u003eThree Bhears\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"290\" data-start=\"261\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"290\" data-start=\"261\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"576\" data-start=\"292\"\u003eIn this cosy first storytime episode, Jason gently reads an old tale with a classic twist — the story of the \u003cstrong data-end=\"417\" data-start=\"401\"\u003eThree Bhears\u003c\/strong\u003e. Inspired by timeless public domain books, this version is told slowly and softly, with light humour, gentle pauses, and the familiar tone your bedtime loves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"733\" data-start=\"578\"\u003eIt’s not about keeping track of the story. It’s about letting your mind wander as the words drift by, helping you feel calm, safe, and a little bit sleepy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"738\" data-start=\"735\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"916\" data-start=\"740\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"754\" data-start=\"740\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"778\" data-start=\"775\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"788\" data-start=\"778\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gentle classic with a Jason-style twist\u003cbr data-end=\"831\" data-start=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"842\" data-start=\"831\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"864\" data-start=\"861\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"874\" data-start=\"864\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"883\" data-start=\"880\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"896\" data-start=\"883\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"921\" data-start=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1027\" data-start=\"923\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"1027\" data-start=\"926\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1029\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1032\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation only and is not intended to replace medical or mental health care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896409169989,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_1THREEBHEARS-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745317107"},{"product_id":"2-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#2 – Three Piglets","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"196\" class=\"\"\u003e🐷 #2 – \u003cem data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"194\"\u003eThree Piglets\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"226\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"226\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"576\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this soft and sleepy retelling of the classic tale, Jason gently reads the story of \u003cstrong data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"332\"\u003ethree piglets\u003c\/strong\u003e — not quite the version you remember, but familiar enough to settle into. His calm voice, slow pacing, and playful commentary make it easy to drift off, whether you’re listening for comfort or just need a gentle distraction from your thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"681\" class=\"\"\u003eBackground sounds may pop in here and there, but they only add to the charm of this cosy bedtime audio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"686\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"859\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"726\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic tale with a relaxing twist\u003cbr data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"807\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"817\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"864\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"973\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"973\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1085\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation purposes only. It is not a substitute for medical or mental health care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896409399365,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/nomusic_2THREEPIGLETS-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745317198"},{"product_id":"3-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#3 – Humpy Trumper","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e🥚 #3 – \u003cem data-end=\"210\" data-start=\"195\"\u003eHumpy Trumper\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"242\" data-start=\"213\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"242\" data-start=\"213\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"471\" data-start=\"244\"\u003eIn this sleepy episode, Jason reads from a curious old book — \u003cem data-end=\"331\" data-start=\"306\"\u003eDenslow’s Pumpty Dumpty\u003c\/em\u003e — recommended by a listener named Rachel. Naturally, it becomes \u003cstrong data-end=\"413\" data-start=\"396\"\u003eHumpy Trumper\u003c\/strong\u003e in Jason’s world, and the gentle humour flows from there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"640\" data-start=\"473\"\u003eAs always, the story unfolds slowly, with soft spoken narration, playful observations, and the occasional wander off-topic — perfect for drifting into a peaceful doze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"645\" data-start=\"642\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"824\" data-start=\"647\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"661\" data-start=\"647\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"685\" data-start=\"682\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"695\" data-start=\"685\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e A whimsical spin on an old nursery rhyme\u003cbr data-end=\"739\" data-start=\"736\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"750\" data-start=\"739\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"772\" data-start=\"769\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"782\" data-start=\"772\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"804\" data-start=\"791\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"829\" data-start=\"826\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"941\" data-start=\"831\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"941\" data-start=\"834\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not for use while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1062\" data-start=\"943\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1062\" data-start=\"946\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. 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Not for use while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"988\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThis is a relaxation aid, not a substitute for medical or mental health support.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896409563205,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/4RAPNOODLE-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745317402"},{"product_id":"5-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#5 – Mrs Tiggy Wankle","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"193\" data-start=\"161\"\u003e🦔 #5 – \u003cem data-end=\"191\" data-start=\"173\"\u003eMrs Tiggy Wankle\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"194\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"194\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"511\" data-start=\"225\"\u003eIn this cosy bedtime session, Jason reads \u003cem data-end=\"298\" data-start=\"267\"\u003eThe Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle\u003c\/em\u003e… but with his own relaxed spin, naturally renaming it \u003cem data-end=\"371\" data-start=\"353\"\u003eMrs Tiggy Wankle\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s softly spoken, quietly funny, and delivered in that familiar bedtime tone that makes it okay to stop paying attention and just drift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"661\" data-start=\"513\"\u003eAs always, the story wanders a little, the pace slows right down, and before you know it, your eyes are heavy and the hedgehog is doing the laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"666\" data-start=\"663\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"851\" data-start=\"668\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"668\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"706\" data-start=\"703\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"716\" data-start=\"706\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic children’s tale with a laid-back twist\u003cbr data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"766\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"799\" data-start=\"796\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"809\" data-start=\"799\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"818\" data-start=\"815\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"831\" data-start=\"818\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"853\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"967\" data-start=\"858\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"967\" data-start=\"861\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Do not use while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1090\" data-start=\"969\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1090\" data-start=\"972\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support. 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Meet \u003cstrong data-end=\"440\" data-start=\"413\"\u003eLittle Rude Riding Hood\u003c\/strong\u003e, and enjoy the subtle sound of \u003cem data-end=\"490\" data-start=\"472\"\u003eAndre the Ferret\u003c\/em\u003e misbehaving in the background as the story gently unfolds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"634\" data-start=\"551\"\u003eTold slowly and with warmth, this version is perfect for drifting off with a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"639\" data-start=\"636\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"832\" data-start=\"641\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"655\" data-start=\"641\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"679\" data-start=\"676\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"679\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic tale with light mischief and soft storytelling\u003cbr data-end=\"747\" data-start=\"744\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"758\" data-start=\"747\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"780\" data-start=\"777\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"790\" data-start=\"780\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"799\" data-start=\"796\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"812\" data-start=\"799\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"942\" data-start=\"839\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"942\" data-start=\"842\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not for use while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1052\" data-start=\"944\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1052\" data-start=\"947\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. 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Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1194\" data-start=\"1065\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1194\" data-start=\"1068\"\u003eThis recording is for emotional comfort and relaxation. 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It’s a gentle story about kindness, connection, and sticking together… quite literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"561\"\u003eWith his calm voice and meandering delivery, Jason brings a touch of humour and a whole lot of relaxation to this charming tale. Ideal for bedtime or winding down after a long day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"743\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"941\" data-start=\"748\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"762\" data-start=\"748\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"786\" data-start=\"783\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"796\" data-start=\"786\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic fairy tale, soft humour, and sleepy storytelling\u003cbr data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"853\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"867\" data-start=\"856\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"889\" data-start=\"886\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"899\" data-start=\"889\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"908\" data-start=\"905\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"921\" data-start=\"908\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"946\" data-start=\"943\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"948\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"951\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1170\" data-start=\"1050\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1170\" data-start=\"1053\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a replacement for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896410710085,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/13THEGOLDENSNAIL-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745319780"},{"product_id":"14-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#14 – Jack and the Tall Weed","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"198\" class=\"\"\u003e🌱 #14 – \u003cem data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"196\"\u003eJack and the Tall Weed\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"228\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"228\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"552\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this relaxed retelling of \u003cem data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"283\"\u003eJack and the Beanstalk\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason reads from the classic English fairy tale — now affectionately renamed \u003cem data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eJack and the Tall Weed\u003c\/em\u003e. With soft humour (and a mention of very old underpants), Jason gently guides listeners through this familiar tale with his signature sleepy pacing and relaxed tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"698\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for drifting off, this episode blends nostalgia, nonsense, and a gentle rhythm that helps your mind slow down and settle into stillness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"703\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"886\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"719\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic fairy tale with a softly silly twist\u003cbr data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 35–40 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"844\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"853\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"891\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"997\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"997\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1110\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eThis recording is a relaxation aid and not a substitute for professional medical or psychological support.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896410972229,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/14JACKANDTHETALLWEED-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745319896"},{"product_id":"15-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#15 – Jack and His Dirt Box","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"210\" data-start=\"172\"\u003e📦 #15 – \u003cem data-end=\"208\" data-start=\"185\"\u003eJack and His Dirt Box\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"240\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"240\" data-start=\"211\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"553\" data-start=\"242\"\u003eIn this sleepy retelling of an old English fairy tale, Jason reads \u003cem data-end=\"339\" data-start=\"309\"\u003eJack and His Golden Snuffbox\u003c\/em\u003e — although, in true Jason fashion, it quickly becomes \u003cstrong data-end=\"419\" data-start=\"394\"\u003eJack and His Dirt Box\u003c\/strong\u003e. You can expect soft narration, gentle pacing, and the usual bedtime-friendly humour that turns old stories into comforting nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"686\" data-start=\"555\"\u003ePerfect for unwinding at the end of the day, this episode blends ancient folklore with a calm, cosy vibe that helps you switch off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"691\" data-start=\"688\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"881\" data-start=\"693\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"707\" data-start=\"693\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"728\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"731\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic tale with a sleepy twist and silly renaming\u003cbr data-end=\"796\" data-start=\"793\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"807\" data-start=\"796\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"829\" data-start=\"826\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"829\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"848\" data-start=\"845\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"861\" data-start=\"848\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"886\" data-start=\"883\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"888\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"891\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"994\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"997\"\u003eThis recording is a relaxation aid and not a substitute for professional medical or psychological support.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411004997,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/15JACKANDHISDIRTBOX-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320056"},{"product_id":"16-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#16 – Molly Whipemout","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"188\" data-start=\"156\"\u003e🧹 #16 – \u003cem data-end=\"186\" data-start=\"169\"\u003eMolly Whipemout\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"218\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"218\" data-start=\"189\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"445\" data-start=\"220\"\u003eIn this gentle and imaginative episode, Jason shares the curious bedtime tale of \u003cstrong data-end=\"320\" data-start=\"301\"\u003eMolly Whipemout\u003c\/strong\u003e — a story adapted from classic children’s fairy tales, with Jason’s own laid-back commentary and a few twists along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"695\" data-start=\"447\"\u003eWith soft storytelling, a slow pace, and playful imagination, this story is designed to lull listeners of all ages into a state of calm and quiet. Whether you're five or ninety-five, Molly’s gentle adventure will carry you comfortably toward sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"700\" data-start=\"697\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"889\" data-start=\"702\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"716\" data-start=\"702\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"740\" data-start=\"737\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"750\" data-start=\"740\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic-style children’s tale with soft adaptation\u003cbr data-end=\"804\" data-start=\"801\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"815\" data-start=\"804\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 30–45 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"837\" data-start=\"834\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"847\" data-start=\"837\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"853\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"869\" data-start=\"856\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"894\" data-start=\"891\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"896\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"899\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"998\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1105\" data-start=\"1001\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation only and is not intended to replace medical or psychological support.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411103301,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/16MOLLYWHIPEMOUT-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320171"},{"product_id":"17-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#17 – Penny and the Farty Eye","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"211\" data-start=\"168\"\u003e👁️💨 #17 – \u003cem data-end=\"209\" data-start=\"184\"\u003ePenny and the Farty Eye\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"241\" data-start=\"212\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"241\" data-start=\"212\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"592\" data-start=\"243\"\u003eIn this delightfully strange bedtime story, Jason introduces us to \u003cstrong data-end=\"319\" data-start=\"310\"\u003ePenny\u003c\/strong\u003e — and something called \u003cem data-end=\"358\" data-start=\"343\"\u003ethe farty eye\u003c\/em\u003e. As with all good nonsense tales, the details are less important than the feeling: a gentle, whispery adventure filled with background rumblings, odd characters, and the kind of humour that makes your face smile and your mind let go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"663\" data-start=\"594\"\u003eTold in a soft, meandering tone, this story is made for drifting off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"668\" data-start=\"665\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"860\" data-start=\"670\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"670\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"708\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light absurdity, soft silliness, and dreamy narration\u003cbr data-end=\"775\" data-start=\"772\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"786\" data-start=\"775\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"805\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"818\" data-start=\"808\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-end=\"827\" data-start=\"824\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"840\" data-start=\"827\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"865\" data-start=\"862\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"867\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"870\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable for driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1095\" data-start=\"971\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1095\" data-start=\"974\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and gentle entertainment. It is not a substitute for medical or mental health support.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411201605,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/17PENNYANDTHEFARTYEYE-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320276"},{"product_id":"18-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#18 – The Miser’s Stoorworm","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"199\" class=\"\"\u003e🐉 #18 – \u003cem data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eThe Miser’s Stoorworm\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"229\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"229\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"511\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this softly spoken episode, Jason reads \u003cem data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eThe Miser’s Stoorworm\u003c\/em\u003e — a classic Scottish tale from \u003cem data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"356\"\u003eTales of Folk and Fairies\u003c\/em\u003e (1919). With a bit of old-fashioned charm and a whole lot of gentle humour, this story explores the legend of a miserly figure and a mysterious stoorworm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"632\" class=\"\"\u003eAs always, the story is told in Jason’s calming voice, perfect for letting the story drift by as you settle into sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"637\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"821\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"677\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"687\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Scottish folklore with a touch of the bizarre\u003cbr data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"736\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"779\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"801\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"826\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"932\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"1054\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a replacement for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411234373,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/18THEMISERSSTOORWORM-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320390"},{"product_id":"19-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#19 – Smelly Old Toothless Sultan","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"198\" class=\"\"\u003e🏰 #19 – \u003cem data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"196\"\u003eSmelly Old Toothless Sultan\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"228\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"228\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"534\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this uniquely adapted tale, Jason reads the story of a \u003cstrong data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"319\"\u003esmelly old toothless sultan\u003c\/strong\u003e, bringing his signature humour and calm storytelling to the classic \u003cem data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eThe Sultan’s Elephant\u003c\/em\u003e. With a slow, comforting pace and just the right amount of silliness, this story is perfect for winding down before sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"689\" class=\"\"\u003eAs always, Jason’s soothing voice takes you through a whimsical adventure where everything may be a little absurd, but it’s all the more relaxing for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"694\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"874\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"710\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic tale with a funny, relaxing twist\u003cbr data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"789\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"800\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"832\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"879\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"981\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"981\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1084\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation only. It is not a substitute for medical or mental health care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411299909,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/19SMELLYOLDTOOTHLESSSULTAN-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320589"},{"product_id":"20-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#20 – Snow White \u0026 Some Little People","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"216\" class=\"\"\u003e❄️ #20 – \u003cem data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"214\"\u003eSnow White \u0026amp; Some Little People\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"246\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"246\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"456\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this softly told version of the classic \u003cem data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"324\"\u003eSnow White and the Seven Dwarfs\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason adds his own playful twists, focusing less on the traditional fairytale drama and more on the gentle absurdity of the story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"623\" class=\"\"\u003eWith a slow, calming pace, this version is perfect for winding down and easing into sleep — whether you’re familiar with Snow White or hearing it for the first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"628\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"820\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"644\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"668\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e A familiar fairytale, gently adapted with a fun twist\u003cbr data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"735\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"778\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"800\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"927\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"927\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"1040\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation only and not a substitute for professional medical or mental health care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411365445,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/20SNOWWHITE_SOMELITTLEPEOPLE-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320721"},{"product_id":"21-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#21 – The Wolf and the 7 Smelly Children","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"174\"\u003e🐺 #21 – \u003cem data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"187\"\u003eThe Wolf and the 7 Smelly Children\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"226\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"475\" data-start=\"257\"\u003eIn this whimsical retelling of the classic fairy tale \u003cem data-end=\"348\" data-start=\"311\"\u003eThe Wolf and the Seven Little Goats\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason spins a lighter, more relaxed version, full of fun, a little bit of the ridiculous, and, of course, the \u003cem data-end=\"468\" data-start=\"460\"\u003esmelly\u003c\/em\u003e twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"477\"\u003eWith a calming pace and a gentle tone, this story is perfect for anyone looking for a slightly absurd and relaxing bedtime tale. 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Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1122\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1122\" data-start=\"1014\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation purposes only. It is not a replacement for medical or mental health care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411496517,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/21THEWOLFANDTHE7SMELLYCHILDREN-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320810"},{"product_id":"22-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#22 – The Smelly Nice Mouse","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"190\" class=\"\"\u003e🐭 #22 – \u003cem data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"188\"\u003eThe Smelly Nice Mouse\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"220\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"494\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this delightfully strange tale, Jason reads \u003cem data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"292\"\u003eThe Smelly Nice Mouse\u003c\/em\u003e — a vintage fairy tale with a mix of gentle absurdity and comforting narration. The mouse in question is not only \u003cem data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"415\"\u003esmelly\u003c\/em\u003e but also quite nice, creating an oddly charming character for a bedtime story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"661\" class=\"\"\u003eWith Jason’s signature calming voice, this tale is sure to help you drift off, whether you're a fan of mice, vintage stories, or just a good, slow bedtime adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"865\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"706\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e A little silliness and comfort in a classic-style fairy tale\u003cbr data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"780\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"813\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"823\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"832\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"870\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"972\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eOnly listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable while driving or using machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1093\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411627589,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/22THESMELLYNICEMOUSE-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745320972"},{"product_id":"23-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#23 – The Little Stinky Mermaid","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"219\" class=\"\"\u003e🧜♀️💨 #23 – \u003cem data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"217\"\u003eThe Little Stinky Mermaid\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"249\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"249\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"567\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this relaxed, slightly silly twist on the classic \u003cem data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"320\"\u003eLittle Mermaid\u003c\/em\u003e tale, Jason introduces us to \u003cstrong data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eThe Little Stinky Mermaid\u003c\/strong\u003e — a mermaid with a bit more of a \u003cem data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"421\"\u003esmelly\u003c\/em\u003e problem than her famous counterpart. 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Who knew a little bit of stink could make for such a charming bedtime tale?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"765\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"947\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"781\"\u003e📘 Format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken bedtime story\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Playful, quirky, and soft bedtime silliness\u003cbr data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40–60 mins\u003cbr data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"905\"\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e £0.99\u003cbr data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"914\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"927\"\u003eDownload:\u003c\/strong\u003e MP3 – yours to keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"952\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1063\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cem data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003ePlease only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Not suitable for driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1184\" class=\"\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896411758661,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/23THELITTLESTINKYMERMAID-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745321080"},{"product_id":"24-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#24 – The Naked Elves and the Lazy Shoemaker","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"225\" data-start=\"165\"\u003e🧝♂️👢 #24 – \u003cem data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"183\"\u003eThe Naked Elves and the Lazy Shoemaker\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"226\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"226\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"572\" data-start=\"257\"\u003eIn this soft, whimsical retelling of the classic \u003cem data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"306\"\u003eThe Elves and the Shoemaker\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason adds his own playful twist — introducing the \u003cstrong data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"388\"\u003enaked elves\u003c\/strong\u003e who help the lazy shoemaker. 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Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1144\" data-start=\"1025\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1144\" data-start=\"1028\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896413429829,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/24THENAKEDELVESANDTHELAZYSHOEMAKER-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745321175"},{"product_id":"25-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#25 – The 12 Dirty Dancing Princesses","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"198\" data-start=\"150\"\u003e💃 #25 – \u003cem data-end=\"196\" data-start=\"163\"\u003eThe 12 Dirty Dancing Princesses\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"228\" data-start=\"199\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"228\" data-start=\"199\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"552\" data-start=\"230\"\u003eIn this quirky retelling of the classic \u003cem data-end=\"301\" data-start=\"270\"\u003eThe Twelve Dancing Princesses\u003c\/em\u003e, Jason gives the story a fun twist, featuring \u003cem data-end=\"363\" data-start=\"348\"\u003edirty dancing\u003c\/em\u003e princesses — and no, not the kind you’re thinking. 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Not suitable while driving or operating machinery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1155\" data-start=\"1036\"\u003e🩺 \u003cem data-end=\"1155\" data-start=\"1039\"\u003eThis recording is for relaxation and sleep support only. It is not a substitute for medical or therapeutic advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Jason Newland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41896413528133,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/0262\/files\/25THE12DIRTYDANCINGPRINCESSES-Jason_sBedTimeStoryTime.png?v=1745321330"},{"product_id":"26-jasons-bedtime-storytime","title":"#26 – Thumbelina Needs a Bath","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"187\" class=\"\"\u003e🧼 #26 – \u003cem data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"185\"\u003eThumbelina Needs a Bath\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"217\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"217\"\u003eJason’s Bedtime Storytime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"526\" class=\"\"\u003eIn this quirky retelling of the classic Thumbelina tale, Jason introduces \u003cstrong data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"314\"\u003eSmelly Thumbelina\u003c\/strong\u003e, a tiny girl no bigger than a thumb who desperately needs a bath. 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